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Some say it's like sex but with your mouth!

Tired of pay $40 dollars in fees for a plate of lukewarm the driver probably picked off of? Well a real family dining experience at just a fraction of the cost is just a ten minute drive away. And I can say that with confidence because our restaurants are literally everywhere. Roger Horton's honest take on chain restaurants.

Written by: Michael Swaim
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Couple: Dorian Debose and Sam Schaefer

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Transcript
00:00Paying $40 in fees for a plate of lukewarm food the driver probably picked off of.
00:06Well, a real family dining experience at just a fraction of the price is only a 10-minute
00:11drive away.
00:12And I can say that with confidence because our restaurants are literally everywhere.
00:18Come on home to TFI Cheesecake, where we order the servers to act friendly and keep them
00:24just above the poverty line.
00:26And the cheese in the jalapeno poppers is so hot that when you bite it, you recoil and
00:31your teeth catch and the whole jalapeno slides out and you're left with nothing but a little
00:38disintegrated shell of a crust.
00:40And that's a promise.

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