Some say it's like sex but with your mouth!
Tired of paying $40 dollars in fees for a plate of lukewarm the driver probably picked off of? Well a real family dining experience at just a fraction of the cost is just a ten minute drive away. And I can say that with confidence because our restaurants are literally everywhere. Roger Horton's honest take on chain restaurants.
Written by: Michael Swaim
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Couple: Dorian Debose and Sam Schaefer
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Tired of paying $40 dollars in fees for a plate of lukewarm the driver probably picked off of? Well a real family dining experience at just a fraction of the cost is just a ten minute drive away. And I can say that with confidence because our restaurants are literally everywhere. Roger Horton's honest take on chain restaurants.
Written by: Michael Swaim
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Couple: Dorian Debose and Sam Schaefer
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00:00We're decorated like a food casino, where there's no way to tell what part of the country you're in
00:05or how long you've been there. Chains are the anonymous tinder hookup of food, a real pump
00:12and dump. Approximately eight hours later, every location's menu was identical, gigantic beyond
00:18reason, and replete with a pantheon of international cuisines so varied that our
00:25crack team of minimum wage line cooks couldn't possibly do them all well.