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00:00As of right now, they're now, uh, forget the one, I think I told you it was one and a half
00:09yesterday.
00:11Jets are two and a half now, uh, a couple of hours.
00:15And they have backup safeties playing, both of their safeties are out.
00:20I mean, can you even make this up that they're favored in this game?
00:2542 and a half's the total.
00:27Look, I think the Jets suck.
00:30I really do.
00:31I think the Texans are a much better football team than the New York Jets.
00:36This stinks.
00:38The smell on this, like, you know how bad it smells when you drive, uh, like through
00:42Staten Island, like if you're going to cross over that outer bridge or like get over, get
00:46over to Jersey, this smell, you could smell this, this game so bad from this far away.
00:51I don't want anything to do with this.
00:53I'm going to play my touchdowns and I'll root for that.
00:55I can't, uh, there cause the Jets are probably going to win looking at that number.
00:59That number says the Jets are going to win tonight.
01:01Yeah, that's what it says.
01:03Listen, I, you know, I hate the Jets.
01:07Okay.
01:08So getting me to put money, fork money over to bet on them.
01:13I know, look, I know people, I know sharps that are betting on them.
01:16I know people that are betting on the Jets tonight.
01:18Like they were six and two as if they were six and two.
01:22And listen, let's be clear here.
01:24If they lose this game, I already think their season's over.
01:27It's already over at two and six, in my opinion, uh, what are they, what are they going to
01:31do?
01:32Uh, you, you really think they're going to win what eight games in a row?
01:36It's not happening.
01:38So if they lose this game, what are they going to say?
01:41If they go to two and seven, are they still going to send this guy out there to do interviews
01:45about there's a lot of season left and everybody needs to keep cheering us on.
01:50Like everyone needs to be positive and cheer us on.
01:53Did you hear this guy talking?
01:54Like how can you cheer on this?
01:56This it's, it's a lobotomy watching the Jets.
02:00It's like having a lobotomy, honestly, they lose every game they play.
02:05Now tonight they're going to be one of the best teams in the NFL.
02:08I mean, you can't even make it up.
02:10Like it's gotta be something, you know what it is.
02:12It's a razor blade in the candy on Halloween.
02:15That's what it is.
02:16Remember when you get the creep that sends the poison candy around, you know, they're
02:20always looking for who did it.
02:22Who put the razor blades in the Snickers bar?
02:24It's gotta be the Jets, honestly.