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00:00Thank you very much.
00:02Can I ask you a question?
00:04Here we go.
00:06Oh!
00:07Oh!
00:09You can do this with a plastic bottle.
00:11Please try it.
00:13Today, I prepared a magic bucket.
00:17This is amazing.
00:18What's amazing is that you can get anything you want.
00:22There's nothing inside.
00:24I can only show you this.
00:26Is that okay?
00:27If you have anything you want me to show you, please tell me.
00:30Do you have anything?
00:31There's a kid here.
00:32Do you have anything you want?
00:34What do you want?
00:36Bread.
00:37Huh?
00:38Bread.
00:39Bread?
00:41That's cute.
00:43Do you want bread?
00:45You don't have bread, do you?
00:49I'm sorry.
00:50You can get anything but bread.
00:51Do you have anything else you want me to show you?
00:53Dog.
00:54What?
00:55Dog.
00:56Please think logically.
01:00You can get anything you want.
01:02Do you have anything else?
01:04Can you make a loud voice?
01:06What do you want?
01:08Ball.
01:09Ball?
01:10You want a ball?
01:12Okay.
01:13Let's get a ball today.
01:16Here we go.
01:17Here's the ball.
01:18One, two, three.
01:22See?
01:26Amazing.
01:29You got it right.
01:32There's more.
01:34There's nothing inside.
01:36If you have anything else you want me to show you, please tell me.
01:39Do you have anything?
01:40What do you want?
01:41Ice cream.
01:42Make a loud voice.
01:43Ice cream.
01:44Sponge.
01:47Make a loud voice.
01:48What was it?
01:49Ice cream.
01:50Okay.
01:55You want a sponge?
01:57Sorry.
01:58We've agreed on that.
02:00Here's the sponge.
02:01One, two, three.
02:04See?
02:11You can get anything but fluffy.
02:13There's something like that.
02:15You can get anything else.
02:16Next.
02:17This is amazing.
02:18You can get something like this.
02:21Okay.
02:22Wait a minute.
02:23Come out.
02:24Come out.
02:25Come out.
02:26See?
02:27See?
02:28See?
02:29Wow!
02:30Look!
02:31An umbrella!
02:32Right?
02:33Amazing, isn't it?
02:34Okay.
02:35Which one do you want?
02:36An umbrella, a sponge, or a ball?
02:38Choose one.
02:41Which one do you want?
02:42An umbrella.
02:43You want an umbrella?
02:44You like a ball, but you want an umbrella?
02:48Okay, I'll give you an umbrella.
02:50It's a souvenir.
02:51Good for you.
02:53Good for you.
02:56Now, it's time for the last magic trick.
02:58For the last one,
03:00I've prepared a trampoline.
03:03I'm going to make this trampoline bounce,
03:05so you can say,
03:06Stop!
03:07anywhere you like.
03:08Is there anyone who says,
03:09Stop?
03:10Okay, ladies.
03:12Are you ready?
03:13Please say, Stop!
03:14Let's go.
03:15Okay.
03:16Stop!
03:17Too slow.
03:23I'm sorry.
03:24It's not a game.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:28Please say, Stop!
03:30Let's go.
03:31Ready?
03:33Stop!
03:34Okay, this card.
03:35Is it okay?
03:36This card.
03:37Please remember this.
03:38Is it okay?
03:39Can you see this card?
03:40Can you see the person in the back?
03:41Can you see the person in the back?
03:42I can't see.
03:43It's like a diamond.
03:45Like a diamond.
03:47Because you can't see.
03:49It's like a diamond.
03:50It's like a diamond.
03:51Mix this.
03:54Actually, you can look at it at the end.
03:58Why?
03:59Because this is a magic of prophecy.
04:01It's not a magic to guess,
04:02but it's a magic of prophecy,
04:03so it's okay to look at it.
04:04The question is where the prophecy is.
04:07Here it is.
04:09Here it is.
04:10The ball and the sponge.
04:11There are two left, right?
04:13Then,
04:14I want you to choose one of them.
04:16Do you want to go next?
04:18Choose one of the ball and the sponge.
04:21Which one?
04:22Sponge.
04:23Sponge.
04:24Sponge?
04:25Then, this sponge.
04:26Actually,
04:27here,
04:28this is the prophecy.
04:29On the back of this sponge,
04:30what is it?
04:31Ta-da!
04:32It's written as 4 of diamonds.
04:38So,
04:39my magic was a great success.
04:41I want to finish my magic.
04:42That's all.
04:43I'm Shinji Magee.
04:44Thank you very much.
05:08Now,
05:36it's time to say good-bye.
05:37First of all,
05:38I'd like to say good-bye to everyone
05:40who thinks it's annoying to stay at home.
05:43I haven't decided where my family will gather
05:46every day,
05:48so I'm considering it now.
05:50I've almost decided.
05:52I think it will be somewhere in Champs-Élysées.
05:56I'm worried about my cat.
05:57This is Yuza.
06:02Good evening, everyone.
06:03I'm Ichinosuke Shunputei.
06:05I'll do my best today
06:07and get a lot of zabutons.
06:11When I let AI think about how to say good-bye,
06:13it became like this.
06:15I'll think about it next week.
06:16I'm Ichinosuke.
06:21For us, the Showa generation,
06:23Doraemon was the voice of Nobuyo Oyama.
06:26He was buried in heaven,
06:28but in our hearts,
06:30he has always remained with us.
06:32I'm Doraemon Taihei.
06:38The other day,
06:40I was the chief of police in Tachikawa City,
06:42Tokyo,
06:43for a day.
06:46The five-year-old who participated
06:48said,
06:49Good luck, Mr. Tachikawa.
06:52I kind of predicted it.
06:54I'll do my best today.
06:55I'm Tatekawa Harunosuke.
07:01Do you know my latent ability
07:03to deal with a big cut?
07:08I've been hiding this ability for 40 years.
07:12You're looking forward to it, right?
07:15It's Koraku.
07:21When I asked my third-year elementary school brother
07:24what he wanted to be in the future,
07:27he said he wanted to be a soccer player.
07:29When I asked him what he didn't want to be in the future,
07:32he said he wanted to be a social worker.
07:35I'm looking forward to seeing what he will be.
07:37I'm Miyaji.
07:42Next,
07:43a greeting from a child who is hated by Zabuton.
07:46Hello, everyone.
07:48When you make a phone call,
07:50what is the flower that comes out?
07:54The answer is cosmos.
07:57Cosmos?
07:59Cosmos!
08:02I'm Takawa Yamada.
08:07If you get a good answer,
08:09I'll give you a Zabuton.
08:10If you get a bad one,
08:11I'll give you 10 tablets.
08:12I have a great product.
08:14Please do your best.
08:16Let's move on to the first question.
08:19Here it is.
08:20Utsukushiya no aki no ato no togarashi.
08:24Aki no sumikitta aozora no moto,
08:27makkani minotta togarashi no utsukushisa wo utatta ku desu ne.
08:31Yosa buson de gozaimasu.
08:32Now, here's the question.
08:36Utsukushiya wo ikashita kaeku wo tsukutte kudasai.
08:41Utsukushiya wo tsukatta kaeku.
08:47Taihei-san.
08:49Utsukushiya.
08:51Nobita wo mamoru Doraemon.
08:59Now, Koyuta-san.
09:01Utsukushiya.
09:03Kagami ni utsutta ore no kao.
09:07Yamada-san.
09:08Utsukushiya.
09:10Donna kagami miten desu ka?
09:13Now, Ichinosuke-san.
09:15Utsukushiya.
09:16Kegare wo shiranu kono hitomi.
09:24Now, Miyaji-san.
09:25Utsukushiya.
09:27Musume no negao maji tenshi.
09:35Yamada-san, kimochi warui kara ichibai tomo.
09:37Sore wa ore ga kimochi warui tte koto desu yo ne.
09:40Musume ja nai yo ne.
09:42Now, Harunosuke-san.
09:43Utsukushiya.
09:45Homete iwareta sekuhara yo.
09:52Now, Taihei-san.
09:54Utsukushiya.
09:56Mago ga tetsudau serufureji.
10:08Kodomo no koro no hanashi desu kara ne.
10:10Utsukushiya.
10:12Futon ni kaita sekai chizu.
10:19Nezo ga warui to Nihon-chizu ni nacchan desu yo ne.
10:22Ah, souka.
10:23Senzai-nouryoku.
10:25Minasan, senzai-nouryoku.
10:26Ah, yatto kita.
10:27Yo, owatase itashimashita.
10:28Go-ishichi-go de iin desu ka?
10:30Go-ishichi-go de onegaishimasu.
10:33Hai, Kouraku-san.
10:35Utsukushiya.
10:36Karee no sara wo nametsukushi.
10:43Atteru kedo, atteru kedo, naiyou ga kisanai desu yo.
10:48Masahi senzai-nouryoku.
10:49Senzai, hora!
10:57Senzai, senzai kikatte nai yo, nametendayo!
11:03Hai, Miyaji-san.
11:05Utsukushiya.
11:06Osero de saigo, zen-gaishi.
11:12Kimochii saigo.
11:13Kimochii ndayo ne, aru ne.
11:14Hai.
11:15Oh, e?
11:16Sugoi, yaruki da.
11:18Kouraku-san.
11:19Utsukushiya.
11:21Hateshi naki tabi, gei no michi.
11:30Manjiro no haki!
11:35Awanai ne, nanka de.
11:38Oooo, tsutemashita, mita ne.
11:40Demo, ichime, agete kudasai.
11:43So, ja, tsuzuite, ni-monme.
11:45Ikimasu yo.
11:46Hai.
11:47Dokusho no aki to narimashita.
11:49Kotoshi ne, hon-ya taisho wo jisho shimashita no ga,
11:52naruse wa tenka wo tori ni iku.
11:55Kore desu ne, wadai ni narimashita.
11:57De, mondai.
11:58Samazama na yuumeijin no namae wo agete,
12:01dare-dare wa tenka wo tori ni iku to itte kudasai.
12:04Watashi ga dekiru no ka to kikimasu no de,
12:06sarani tsuzukete kudasai.
12:09Dare-dare wa tenka wo tori ni iku.
12:11Hai.
12:12To itte moratte.
12:13E?
12:14Sugei na, kyou!
12:16Kouraku-san, onegaishimasu.
12:18Go-hichi-go ja.
12:19Chigau, chigau, chigau.
12:21Chigau.
12:22Tenka wo tori ni iku.
12:24Tenka, sou desu.
12:26Hai, Kouraku-san.
12:27Ano Ashida Mana-chan ga, tenka wo tori ni ikimasu.
12:31Dekiru no ka?
12:32Maa na.
12:44Hai, Miyaji-san.
12:45Matsudaira Ken ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
12:48Dekiru no ka?
12:49Matsudaira-san ni aratamete hikimasu ga,
12:52dare ga tenka wo toru n desu ka?
12:54Ore!
12:56Ore!
12:58Dare ga tenka wo toru n desu ka?
12:59Matsudaira da yo!
13:01Ore!
13:03Ore!
13:05Hai.
13:06Yamada-san, ichibai motte tte.
13:08Matsudaira!
13:09Matsudaira-san, omae ga warun da yo.
13:13Hai.
13:14Hai, Harunosuke-san.
13:15Trump ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
13:18Dekiru no ka?
13:19Yashimaru Hiroko ga, daito-ryo-sen ni katsu tame,
13:22donna kaado wo kiru no ka?
13:26Ichibai agete.
13:28Hai, Ichinosuke-san.
13:30Otani Shohei ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
13:33Dekiru no ka?
13:34Daijoubu.
13:35Moto-tsuuyaku ga, kakete mo ii, tte sou itte dashita.
13:39Ichibai agete.
13:42Taihei-san.
13:43Hai.
13:45Yashimaru Hiroko ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
13:49Dekiru no ka?
13:50Dare yori mo hayaku toru.
13:52Saitan.
13:59Hai.
14:01Ikimasu ka?
14:03Kouraku-san.
14:04Hai.
14:05Watakushi, Sanyuuutei Kouraku ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
14:10Dekinai deshou?
14:15Ichibai, ichibai, ichibai, ichibai.
14:25Nanka...
14:27Nanka, hisashiburi dana.
14:30Demo ne, sore ni chikai kotae nano.
14:33Jya, jya, jya.
14:34Ureshimasu.
14:35Kouraku-san.
14:36Watakushi, Sanyuuutei Kouraku ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
14:39Dekiru no ka?
14:40Tenka wo toru mae ni, warai wo tore to iwa.
14:45Jibun de warachatta.
14:48Saigo made yarikiri dasai.
14:50Iwanai hou ga yokatta yo.
14:55Hai, Harunosuke-san.
14:57Sanada Hiroyuki ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
15:00Dekiru no ka?
15:01Tenka wo tottara, shougun to yonde kure.
15:07Sugoi desu kara ne, shou takusan totte ne.
15:10Koyuza-san.
15:11Shota ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
15:14Dekiru no ka?
15:15Shinputei ja nai, Imanaga Shota.
15:23Amerika de ne, Shota-kun, daikatsuyaku shite masu kara ne.
15:26Hai, Ichinosuke-san.
15:28Shota ga, tenka wo tori ni iku.
15:30Dekiru no ka?
15:31Jishin nee no ka yo, omae yo.
15:35Tamae-san, ni mai mottette.
15:38Ni mai, ni mai mottette.
15:40Datte, dekiru no ka? tte jibun de iu kara.
15:42Jibun de iu kara.
15:43Dekimasu tte ieba ii jan.
15:45Usai mo, mou ichi mai mottette.
15:52Sanmonmei iku yo.
15:54Meccha okottei ja.
15:56Okotteru yo.
15:57Sanmonmei, Yamada-san, rei no mono onegaishimasu.
16:00Tashikumaremashita.
16:03Isu?
16:04Isu?
16:05Hai.
16:06Hai, hai.
16:09Hai.
16:10Nani?
16:11Hai.
16:13Soredewa, onegaishimasu.
16:17Nani?
16:22Kikuno-san desu!
16:28Kikuno-san!
16:31E, sugoi, ikitetanda!
16:34Ne?
16:39Jitsu ha, sakujitsu, o tanjoubi mukaimashite.
16:46Hachijuunanasai.
16:49Omedetou gozaimasu.
16:52Hachijuunanasai ni nararete, koufu toka arimasu ka?
16:55Koufu desu ka?
16:56Ano, nisenman kudasai.
16:59Matte!
17:00Omoetendane.
17:01Omoetendane.
17:02Okane no koto wa omoetendane.
17:03Okane no koto wa wasurenai no ne.
17:05Konkai wa desu ne, Kikuno-san, tanjoubi kinen mondai desu.
17:09E?
17:10Arigatou gozaimasu.
17:11Minasan, Kikuno-san ni nani nani o prezento shimasu to itte kudasai.
17:16De, Kikuno-san ni arigatou to itte moraimasu no de, tsuzukete kudasai.
17:20Sa, minasan, ittai ne, donna mono o prezento suru no ka?
17:24Hai!
17:25Oi!
17:26Choudai!
17:27Choudai!
17:28Taeya-san!
17:29Hai, Kikuno-san ni tsubomi darake no hanataba o prezento shimasu.
17:34Arigatou!
17:35Korekara hitohana mo futahana mo sakasete kudasai.
17:41Ichi o hagete!
17:42Iizo, iizo!
17:44Mou ataban naka ni souto hana saiteru kara ne.
17:48Hanasaka-jiji!
17:50Hai, Koyuza-san!
17:53Soredewa, Kikuno-san ni ilumination o sashiagemasu.
17:58Arigatou!
17:59Ima made doori yononaka o akaruku shite kudasai.
18:05Korekara hagete!
18:08Hai, Harunosuke-san!
18:10Kikuno-san ni butai no chiketto o prezento shimasu.
18:14Arigatou!
18:15Hisabisa ni o aidekite kangeki shitemasu.
18:22Miyagi-san!
18:24Kikuo-shou jurei nisen nen no yakusugi o prezento shimasu.
18:29Arigatou!
18:30Kono yakusugi no you ni nagaiki shite kudasai ne.
18:39Ima toko ii kanji de kite rundesu.
18:44Koraku-san!
18:46Kikuo-san ni ookina chawan o prezento shimasu.
18:50Arigatou!
18:51Anata wa ookina utsuwa jyanai desu ka?
18:58Ichi o agete!
19:01Hai, Taihei-san!
19:03Kikuo-shou ni zutto hoshigatteita raincoat o prezento shimasu.
19:08Arigatou!
19:09Ah, raincoat janakatta.
19:11Kappa datta!
19:12Suimasen!
19:13Kappa onegai shite ii desu ka?
19:15Ii desu ka?
19:24Yarasen na!
19:26Yorokonde yatten da ja!
19:30Gappatte itta shunkan, chotto junbi shite isshi hajimete!
19:36Hai, Harunotsuka-san!
19:38Kikuo-shou ni boomerang o prezento shimasu.
19:41Arigatou!
19:42Itsudemo shouten ni modotte kite kudasai.
19:46Are?
19:47Hai.
19:48Harunotsuke?
19:49Hai.
19:50Koko ni modotte kuru tte koto da yo, soshitara.
19:52Kimi wa...
19:54Otsukaresamadeshita!
19:55Ne!
19:56Tadamana!
19:57Tadamana desu!
19:58Iyamada-san, tore yazu ano kono ichime o motette.
20:02Hai, Itsudosuke-san!
20:04Kikuo-shou ni kyuumei-doui o prezento shimasu.
20:07Arigatou!
20:08Sanzu no ka wa ima mizukawamashiteru rashinde, kiwotsuke de wakatte desai.
20:16Tadamana desu.
20:17Sanzu no ka wa ne, ima Utamaru-shou ga uiten desu.
20:22Watarikirimashita!
20:23Mada uiten desu ka?
20:24Uiten desu.
20:25Watarikirimashita, toriyaibu.
20:30Hai, Koifusa-san!
20:32Kikuo-shou ni daisuki na manga o sashiagemasu.
20:36Arigatou gozaimasu!
20:38Tadashi, fukuro toji ni natte masu.
20:46Ja ne.
20:47Miyaji-san!
20:48Mukashi Kikuo-san ga supein no Madrid ni dashita ramen datta.
20:55Mou ichido ganbatte moraiten desu.
20:57Madrid no tempo o prezentosu.
21:01Arigatou!
21:02Sungei ii tempo de na.
21:04Tsukai yasuinde.
21:06Madrid ga ii dou?
21:08Madrid ga ii dou?
21:10Madrid ga ii dou?
21:12Madrid ga ii dou?
21:14Boku no ne, supein no omise wa Barcelona.
21:18Barcelona!
21:21Barcelona!
21:23Taihei-san!
21:24Hai, Kikuo-shou hitori de osouji taihendakara katteni ugoku soujiki prezento shimasu ne.
21:31Arigatou!
21:32Runba tte iundesu kedo.
21:33Onegaishimasu!
21:34Hai!
21:35Runba, runba, runba!
21:37Yarasen na!
21:38Yarasen na!
21:41Jigaimashita yo ima made no runba to!
21:43Runba, runba, runba, runba!
21:46Runba, runba, runba, runba!
21:49Runba, runba!
21:51Runba, runba!
21:54Hai, Ichido-suke-san!
21:56Kikuo-shou ni shouten sotsugyou ryokou no chiketto o sashiagemasu.
22:01Arigatou!
22:02Pair chiketto nande Kouraku-san o tsurete itte kudasai.
22:09Hai, Kouraku-san!
22:11Kikuo-san ni pinku no kimono o prezento shimasu.
22:15Arigatou!
22:16Raishuu kara koko e suwatte kudasai.
22:22Jibun wa dou suru desu ka, jibun wa?
22:23Eh? Hikaisha.
22:25Nande?
22:28Jiyuu jizai dato!
22:32Hai, Miyaji-san!
22:34Kikuo-san ni uta o prezento shimasu!
22:38Arigatou!
22:39Sorede wa kaijou no minasan go issho ni Happy Birthday o utaimashou!
22:43Ii desu ka?
22:44Se-no!
22:45Happy Birthday to you!
22:48Happy Birthday to you!
22:51Happy Birthday, Miyaji Kikuo-san!
22:56Happy Birthday to you!
23:01Arigatou!
23:05Are da ne, Happy baka de!
23:09Meccha okotta kao shite masu yo!
23:11Mechakucha okotta kao shite masu yo!
23:13Baka ja nen da yo!