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00:00Teleto
00:02Nights Presents
00:04Asakusa Genin Special
00:06Congratulation
00:08Congratulation
00:10Congratulation
00:12Asakusa Genin Special
00:14It's been 3 years since the last time
00:16It's been 3 years
00:18It's like the Olympics
00:20It's like the Olympics
00:22It's like the Olympics
00:24Who will get the medal?
00:26The students are here
00:28Who will get the medal?
00:30It's not like that
00:32It's a small voice
00:34Did you hear that?
00:36Tonight
00:38Asakusa Genin Special
00:40is active in the manzai industry
00:42Asakusa Genin Special
00:44From a middle-aged man
00:46who has a great sense of stability
00:48to a young man
00:50who is 75 years old
00:52We are aiming for the gold medal
00:54The combination of the president of the manzai industry
00:56who loves Asakusa
00:58and continues to be loved
01:00Nights
01:02Nights
01:04Nights
01:06Nights
01:08Nice to meet you
01:10Nice to meet you
01:12Nice to meet you
01:14Asakusa Genin Special
01:16First of all, the Paralympic gold medal
01:18I was able to win 45 medals
01:20including 20 medals
01:22Thank you very much
01:24It's amazing
01:26I don't know why this person
01:28said thank you
01:30I think it's great to be active overseas
01:32It's cool
01:34Recently, many foreign guests
01:36have come to Asakusa
01:38From now on, I would like to do
01:40the world-famous manzai
01:42The world-famous manzai
01:44Let's do manzai in English
01:46In English?
01:48It's quite difficult
01:50I often tell the story
01:52I would like to do it in English
01:54I think it would be good
01:56if I made it a subject
01:58for people all over the world
02:00If it goes well,
02:02it would be good
02:04Let's do it in English
02:06Hello everyone
02:08We are Nights
02:10Thank you
02:12Thank you very much
02:14Yesterday, I researched
02:16by Yahoo
02:18No, Yahoo
02:20It's a lead mistake
02:22I found a very very famous
02:24rock band
02:26Do you know The Beatles?
02:28Of course
02:30Everybody knows The Beatles
02:32I like The Beatles
02:34I talk about The Beatles'
02:36history today
02:38Research The Beatles
02:40Four members
02:42Yasuhiro Arai
02:44Yoshiki Imamura
02:46Hirotoshi Eto
02:48Takao Yamada
02:50Zootopia
02:52Zootopia member
02:54No, no, no
02:56Japanese parody band
02:58Takao Yamada is
03:00carry cushion boy
03:02Carry cushion
03:04Every week, carry cushion
03:06I'm sorry
03:08Four members
03:10John and Lenon
03:12and Paul and McCartney
03:14Two members
03:16John and Lenon
03:18is one member
03:20Paul and McCartney is one member
03:22I'm sorry
03:24John and Lenon, Paul and McCartney
03:26George Harris
03:28and Apple star
03:30Ringo star
03:32He is Ringo star
03:34Ringo is Japanese
03:36Over change English
03:38My favorite song
03:40Let it go
03:42Let it be
03:44Let it be The Beatles' song
03:46Let it go is Disney anime song
03:48Ah
03:50Hole and Snow Queen
03:52Anna is not hole
03:54Hole and Snow
03:56Over change English
03:58I found a very very famous
04:00rock band, another
04:02Do you know Queen?
04:04Of course
04:06Mega hit movie
04:08Queen
04:10I like Queen
04:12Oh
04:14Favorite song
04:18Another song
04:20It's another song
04:22No no no
04:24We will rock
04:30Why we only?
04:32We
04:38Yoshio Kojima
04:40Bikini Pants Boy
04:44Maniac gag choice
04:48I like Bohemian Rhapsody
04:50Bohemian
04:52Another Bohemian
04:54Yuki Katsuragi Bohemian
04:56Bohemian Rhapsody
04:58Eh
05:04Bonjour
05:06Thank you
05:10Thank you
05:12Thank you
05:14Tsuchida-san, how was it?
05:16As expected
05:18He is a veteran
05:20They are not nervous at all
05:22Not at all
05:24It's not easy
05:26That's right
05:28If you like, can I get a manzai license?
05:30It's too early
05:32It's too early
05:3420 years ago
05:36Sorry
05:38It's been 3 years
05:40How is it?
05:4218 people died
05:44It's scary
05:46I didn't think it would be this low
05:48I didn't think it would be this low
05:50As a TV show entertainer
05:52During the break
05:54The manzai boss of Toyokan
05:56Sanbyoushi
06:04Thank you
06:06Thank you
06:08Thank you
06:10Let me introduce myself
06:12I'm Takakura Ryo
06:14Thank you
06:16My partner is Kubo Takanasa
06:18What's going on?
06:20I'm Kubo
06:22I have a dream since I was a kid
06:24What is it?
06:26I want to walk on the sea
06:28You had that dream when you were a kid
06:30I want to make that dream come true
06:32From here to here
06:34It's the sea
06:36Here I go
06:38Are you watching?
06:40Are you watching?
06:42Are you watching?
06:44I can't stay without watching
06:46Did you make it?
06:48What?
06:50Did you walk on the sea?
06:52No
06:54It's not the sea
06:56It's not a problem
06:58It's a problem
07:00It's a big problem
07:02Did you walk on the sea?
07:04No
07:06It's a problem of speed
07:08No
07:10By the way
07:12It was written like this
07:14Who is it?
07:16Put your left foot out before your right foot sinks
07:18No
07:20It's physically impossible
07:22Here I go
07:24Are you watching?
07:26Are you watching?
07:28Put your left foot out before your right foot sinks
07:30Hurry up
07:32Are you watching?
07:34Did you make it?
07:36I don't think I made it
07:38I don't think I made it
07:40I don't think I made it
07:42I don't think I made it
07:44I don't think I made it
07:46I see. You need to run
07:48No
07:50It was written like this
07:52Who is it?
07:54Who is it?
07:56He tried 40,000 times
07:58He tried 40,000 times
08:00Wow!
08:02Did you make it?
08:04No
08:06It was written like this
08:08You should stop
08:10You need to run
08:12But you can't run
08:14But you can't run
08:16I'm sorry
08:18I'm sorry
08:20I'm sorry
08:22I'm sorry
08:24I'm sorry.
08:25I think you can't do it.
08:26It's impossible.
08:27I can't do it.
08:28It's impossible.
08:29You can't do it.
08:30Look.
08:31Look.
08:32Even a boat.
08:33It's a submarine.
08:34It's a submarine.
08:35The woman is also.
08:36No.
08:37I did it.
08:38You couldn't do it.
08:39I couldn't do it.
08:40You couldn't do it.
08:41I see.
08:42I'll write this in the book of Mr. Umiwatari.
08:44You don't have to listen to Mr. Umi.
08:46I'll walk on the sea.
08:47You can walk on the fish that are floating.
08:52Can you do something like Mario?
08:54However, don't feel the feeling of fish with fish.
08:58Yes.
08:59Someone stop him.
09:00The last one.
09:01The woman is also.
09:02Put this in there.
09:03The woman is also.
09:04I'll walk on the fish as hard as I can.
09:06Can you do it?
09:07I'll put oil on the back of my feet.
09:09I heard that for the first time.
09:10I wrote it.
09:11Let's go.
09:14It's over.
09:15Look.
09:16The challenge is over.
09:17Fish.
09:18Fish.
09:19Fish.
09:20Fish.
09:21Fish.
09:22Fish.
09:23Fish.
09:24Fish.
09:25Fish.
09:26Fish.
09:27Sea urchin.
09:28Crab.
09:29Painful.
09:30Alright.
09:31What's the situation?
09:32I don't know, but I had a strong wind for once.
09:33No.
09:34And the other day, I read a book of Ayumu Kumo.
09:36Who is that?
09:37That's enough.
09:38Thank you very much.
09:41Sasanbyo-san, thank you.
09:44What did you think of Mr. Itoda?
09:46It's very fun.
09:48It's fun.
09:49That's a weird joke.
09:51That's amazing.
09:53Mr. Naito, what did you think?
09:55It's the same as before.
09:57I've been interested in this game for a long time.
09:59Now that I'm in the Toyokan,
10:01I have a lot of friends, so it's fun.
10:03It's very comfortable.
10:05When you're in the Toyokan,
10:07you're treated like a youngster.
10:09That's right.
10:11You go back to your old self.
10:13Do you have any tips
10:15for your teachers?
10:17We've been in the Toyokan for three years.
10:19It was during the pandemic.
10:21So we didn't have that opportunity.
10:23When I thought I'd finally remembered,
10:25I was told I'd passed away.
10:27You remembered, didn't you?
10:29In the Asakusa area,
10:31death is linked to a bad reputation.
10:33You can get hit by the Toyokan.
10:35Death Boke doesn't work.
10:37Death Boke doesn't work on TV.
10:39It's not an album.
10:43A 74-year-old and a 54-year-old
10:45newcomer duo.
10:47It's their first time on TV.
10:49They'll do their best to look fresh.
10:51Kei Koenji.
11:05Nice to meet you.
11:07It's a new and old duo.
11:09I'm Kaku. I'm Kato.
11:11I'm Kei Koenji.
11:13Nice to meet you.
11:15I'm Kato. I'm short for Oisaki.
11:17As usual,
11:19there's a lot of special fraud
11:21in the world.
11:23A lot.
11:25Have you received any strange calls?
11:27Oh, the other day,
11:29I got a call saying,
11:31Dad, I failed at work.
11:33That's suspicious.
11:35What did you say?
11:37I said, Dad, you failed at life.
11:39Suddenly?
11:41I said, Dad,
11:43I'm living a life of a single old man.
11:45I was crying over the phone.
11:47I said,
11:49that's terrible.
11:51Mr. Kato.
11:53Where are your children?
11:55They're not here. I'm single.
11:57Who were you talking to?
11:59Someone I don't know.
12:01You were talking to someone you don't know?
12:03What did you do?
12:05I called the number
12:07they told me
12:09and put the money in.
12:11You put the money in?
12:13But the fraud is already caught.
12:15Because they heard
12:17my lonely complaint.
12:19That's not it.
12:21What are you doing?
12:23It's already caught.
12:25You'll get another call.
12:27So let's practice
12:29how to call the fraud.
12:31This time, I'll be caught.
12:33Damn it. I'll pay double.
12:35Let's practice
12:37how to call the fraud.
12:39I'll call the fraud.
12:43Dad, thank you for
12:45putting the money in.
12:47What did you say?
12:49Thank you for putting the money in.
12:51No, before that.
12:53Dad?
12:55One more time.
12:57Dad!
12:59No!
13:01I'm not your dad.
13:03I'm Mr. Kato.
13:05I can't call the fraud.
13:07What are you talking about?
13:09It's fine.
13:11Mr. Kato, you can put the money in.
13:13It's a special fraud.
13:15Why are you caught?
13:17Do you know this kind of fraud?
13:19What kind of fraud?
13:21Last year, Eto was called Usagi.
13:23What kind of fraud is that?
13:25Please say Eto in order.
13:2712 characters?
13:29Nei, Ushi, Tora,
13:31Uu, Manbo.
13:33Huh?
13:35I can't say anything.
13:37Let's try again.
13:39Nei, Ushi, Tora,
13:41Uu, Manbo.
13:43This is Eto.
13:45It's Usagi.
13:47He stole money from Uu.
13:49Last year, Eto was called
13:51Usagi.
13:53Last year, Eto was called Usagi.
13:55This is Usagi.
13:57Be careful of fraud.
13:59It's time to see
14:01the result.
14:03Kaku, Kato,
14:05Kei Kouenji.
14:11Kei Kouenji, good job.
14:15You are a great newcomer.
14:17How was it, Ms. Haruka?
14:19The story was
14:21the same as the age.
14:25I was wondering if I could laugh.
14:27But it was very interesting.
14:29It was like a police event.
14:35You are doing this kind of thing.
14:37It's a fraud.
14:39And today is your first appearance on TV.
14:41I heard you have something to say.
14:43I heard you have something to say.
14:45Kato, are you sure?
14:47Kato, are you sure?
14:49I'll do it.
14:51I was born and raised in Shibamata, Katsushika.
14:53I was born and raised in Shibamata, Katsushika.
14:55I was born and raised in Shibamata, Katsushika.
14:57I use Japanese to communicate with my parents.
14:59do a commerical show.
15:01do a commercial show.
15:03Some comments sound funny.
15:05Some comments sound really funny.
15:07SPEAK JAPANESE
15:09SPEAK JAPANESE
15:13SPEAK JAPANESE
15:15SPEAK JAPANESE
15:17SPEAK JAPANESE
15:19SPEAK JAPANESE
15:23SPEAK JAPANESE
15:25I want to be a big brother who can make everyone happy.
15:33There's no point in trying so hard.
15:38Today, I'm crying again.
15:46The sun is setting.
15:53Pillow!
15:54We don't have much time on TV.
15:57Mr. Kato.
15:58As you wish.
15:59You can cut out our story, so please edit all of this.
16:02You're kidding, right?
16:03I beg you.
16:04Chairman!
16:06I think the size of Mr. Kato's jacket is not right.
16:10I think a small size is fine.
16:13I'm sorry.
16:14I'll do my best.
16:16A veteran singer with multi-talented.
16:19Kanaya Hideyuki!
16:31Nice to meet you!
16:34I'm a young entertainer, Kanaya Hideyuki.
16:37I'm 58 years old.
16:39Nice to meet you.
16:40I'm a 58-year-old young entertainer.
16:43I pee five times a night.
16:46Nice to meet you.
16:47I just thought he was a young entertainer.
16:52I sing a lot of songs.
16:54I have a favorite musician.
16:56There are two very popular young musicians.
16:58Sadamasa and Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi.
17:01I'd like to sing about them.
17:03Japanese is divided into these two kinds.
17:06Sadamasa and Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi.
17:11I put these two words together.
17:13Please listen to the ballad of Masashi and Tsuyoshi.
17:18Sadamasa and Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi
17:22There are many names in this world.
17:31Sadamasa's name and
17:38Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi's name.
17:43Sadamasa's shampoo name is
17:52the story of plants.
17:57Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi's shampoo name is
18:01Vidalsas.
18:05I'll put Vidalsas in your brain.
18:08Sadamasa's vegetable name is
18:14Shiso.
18:17Uki.
18:19Nira.
18:23Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi's vegetable name is
18:26Morohei.
18:28Come out.
18:30Morohei.
18:32It's not like that.
18:36Sadamasa's
18:40Lin Kaisen's station is
18:43Shinonome.
18:48Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi's Lin Kaisen's station is
18:51Tennozu Isle.
18:57Time is up.
18:58It was Hideki Kanaya.
19:03Thank you very much.
19:07Thank you, Hideki Kanaya.
19:11Tsuchida-san, how was it?
19:14I've thought about it many times,
19:16but Tennozu Isle is not a place for Nagabuchi.
19:19That's not true, Tennozu Isle.
19:21It's not easy to go to Tennozu Isle and slide.
19:26Stop it.
19:27It's a place in the studio.
19:30I want you to do as usual.
19:32I don't know what to do.