Ben, Edna, and their baby daughter are headed to California when their car breaks down and Ben ventures off to the junkyard in search of a spare part to fix it. Coincidentally, the police have just accused seedy junkyard owner Harry of selling stolen auto parts, and Harry claims he gets his cars from someone else. Ben wanders into the junkyard just in time for Harry to frame him and use him as a scapegoat. When Ben doesn't return after a long time, Edna goes looking for him and is chased around the junkyard by Harry's odd, dimwitted friend Blowhard.
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00:00:00Friday at Pizza Flicks
00:00:11Tonight from 1963, it's Emmy winner Ru McClanahan like you've never seen her before.
00:00:18In John Hayes' directorial debut, the future Golden Girl plays a junkyard floozy with a
00:00:25mysterious past.
00:00:27This trashcan treasure co-stars Ru's former husband, Norman Hartwig, and my favorite beatnik,
00:00:34King Moody.
00:03:27Ru McClanahan plays a junkyard floozy with a mysterious past.
00:03:54Ru McClanahan plays a junkyard floozy with a mysterious past.
00:04:22Ru McClanahan plays a junkyard floozy with a mysterious past.
00:04:50Ru McClanahan plays a junkyard floozy with a mysterious past.
00:05:19Hey kid, just like medicine.
00:05:38Hey, you got evil habits, blowhard.
00:05:54You should get a bonus tonight, kid.
00:05:56Come on.
00:06:26Hey kid, just like medicine.
00:06:53Can you fix it?
00:07:20I said, can you fix it?
00:07:24I don't see why we have to go along like tramps or something.
00:07:27Sleeping in the car, not eating in restaurants, not staying in a motel.
00:07:30I get so sick of it.
00:07:33What's wrong with us?
00:07:34I don't know.
00:07:37Other people don't have it this way.
00:07:38What's wrong with us?
00:07:41Why do we always have to be the ones that scrimp and save and never have anything?
00:07:46Is that my fault?
00:07:48You did get laid off.
00:07:50Sure didn't help any with the bills when you got pregnant.
00:07:53I did?
00:07:54You didn't have anything to do with it?
00:07:57Other people have nice things, a decent car, live in a nice house.
00:08:03Work is slow in my trade, that's all.
00:08:05Is that my fault?
00:08:06You're a drag.
00:08:08I'm so sick of hearing about it.
00:08:11Thanks, Edna.
00:08:29Oh, honey, I'm sorry about what I said.
00:08:33I didn't mean it was your fault.
00:08:38But are people supposed to live like this?
00:08:41We sit here, we wait.
00:08:46Well, maybe in San Diego.
00:08:51I don't know.
00:08:52I don't know what I'm going to do to get this thing fixed.
00:08:59I'm sorry about what I said.
00:09:05I'll fix you a sandwich.
00:09:07No, I don't want to.
00:09:08You go ahead.
00:09:09I've got to get a starter.
00:09:10Maybe some junkyard someplace.
00:09:38Hey, you know what's in the middle there?
00:09:53A Lincoln Continental.
00:09:56That's class.
00:09:58A totaled out, smashed up.
00:10:017,000 bucks that car cost you, and look at it.
00:10:05Is that the one with the dame?
00:10:07You know, the dame was smashed up all over the upholstery.
00:10:10The dame was smashed up, the car was smashed up,
00:10:13the bottle was smashed up, payments were smashed up,
00:10:17the dough was smashed up, the radio was smashed up,
00:10:20the heater was smashed up, the kid was killed in the backseat,
00:10:23and the dog was cut in two.
00:10:25How do you know?
00:10:26You like that stuff?
00:10:27I know.
00:10:28That's all I know.
00:10:31Front and back, I know everything in here.
00:10:34I know every damn thing, and if they made worms out of it all,
00:10:37we could stick one on the hook and watch it wiggle while we went fishing.
00:10:40Ah, you don't know so much.
00:10:42I know.
00:10:45Ah, you see?
00:10:46They all come in here with money, and they want to get out cheap.
00:10:49I'll get them out cheap with a pot that don't fit.
00:10:51How about that?
00:10:52You got a great idea for laughs, Harry.
00:10:54That ain't laughs.
00:10:55That's the difference between business and not business.
00:10:58That's the difference that makes me stink and you crawl.
00:11:01If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?
00:11:03Hell, Harry, you are rich.
00:11:08Hey, you want a beer, Harry?
00:11:10You want a beer, Harry?
00:11:12All you got to hand out is beer?
00:11:14You hand out too much, and then I ain't thirsty anymore.
00:11:17Well, it's your beer.
00:11:18You told me to give it away.
00:11:20I had all I want.
00:11:22It's all right with me, Harry?
00:11:23Now, get out of here.
00:11:26You ain't ugly, Harry.
00:11:28Ah, shut up.
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00:12:01Hey, did you ever get so, uh, you didn't want beer
00:12:04and, uh, you wanted something else?
00:12:06Like you was thirsty and it, uh, wouldn't come for you no more.
00:12:17Hello, Harry.
00:12:20We got a complaint on you for, uh,
00:12:22selling the parts off stolen cars.
00:12:24I got no criminal intentions except crime.
00:12:28You got a warrant?
00:12:29Don't worry about it.
00:12:31The sergeant just went to see you down at the station.
00:12:34Okay.
00:12:35I'm a taxpayer, and if I pay taxes, I guess you got it right.
00:12:38But this ain't the first time, and you know that.
00:12:40But I'm still here, and you're still there,
00:12:43and I still pay taxes.
00:12:53Hey, you got a starter for a 48 Ford?
00:12:56Who the hell are you?
00:12:58What difference does that make? I'm a customer.
00:13:00You got that starter?
00:13:03I got everything.
00:13:04Looks, brains, class, but a 48?
00:13:08Nothing.
00:13:10Where you going?
00:13:11San Diego.
00:13:12I got a job promised there.
00:13:14You know, if they was to ask a college professor what this was,
00:13:17he wouldn't know.
00:13:19If they was to ask Kennedy and his grandmother's bunions depended on it,
00:13:22he wouldn't know.
00:13:24Einstein wouldn't know.
00:13:26Elizabeth Taylor wouldn't know.
00:13:28Hey, hey, hey, that's mine.
00:13:30Go get it then.
00:13:32You got one like that?
00:13:33Sure, I got one.
00:13:35King of England name.
00:13:36Me?
00:13:37I got it.
00:13:38How much you want for it?
00:13:41What are you going to San Diego for?
00:13:43I got a job promised there.
00:13:45Look, I'll give you five bucks.
00:13:47Hey, how many push-ups can you do?
00:13:49Five, ten, a hundred?
00:13:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:13:51That's what kids do in school.
00:13:53Are you trying to tell me how to run everything with your big-time five bucks
00:13:56and you can't do any push-ups?
00:13:58Big-time operator with a 48 Ford.
00:14:02Shut up, blowhard.
00:14:03He comes in here talking about 48 a bad year and you come down the cracks like a bug.
00:14:06Go away.
00:14:07Listen, I'll tell you the truth.
00:14:08If I had any dough, I wouldn't be driving a clunker and come in here.
00:14:11Yeah, and your aunt wouldn't run a beer hall in Peoria.
00:14:14All right, go ahead.
00:14:15Do some push-ups, blowhard.
00:14:23Hey, look at that.
00:14:24Now that's a real man.
00:14:28All right, that's enough.
00:14:29Get up, blowhard.
00:14:30How about my starter?
00:14:32Hey, do you want to drink, blowhard?
00:14:33Nothing but liquid.
00:14:34I won't drink nothing that don't pour.
00:14:36Hey, how about you?
00:14:37Can you do some push-ups like blowhard here?
00:14:39For God's sakes, yes.
00:14:40What's that got to do with it?
00:14:41That's the trouble with you kids that don't think about nothing.
00:14:44You get a car when you're 16 with hair under your arms and then it's the backseat.
00:14:48Am I right?
00:14:49Hey, look, why don't you do some push-ups?
00:14:52I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:14:54You do more push-ups than blowhard and I'll give you the starter.
00:14:58Hey, that's more than Rockefeller could do for you.
00:15:01Look, I said I'd give you five bucks.
00:15:03What, do you want me to do push-ups like a dog or something and get down to the dirt for you?
00:15:07Dog can't do push-ups.
00:15:09He's got four legs.
00:15:11All right, let me see the five bucks.
00:15:13Where's the starter?
00:15:16Where's your car?
00:15:17Down the road.
00:15:19Look, why don't you do some push-ups?
00:15:21Do some push-ups like blowhard and it'll build up your muscles.
00:15:23I don't want any muscles.
00:15:24All I want is my starter.
00:15:26You know, I could tell you to go back there and look.
00:15:29I don't have to do business with you.
00:15:31You have to do business with me.
00:15:33If I wasn't broke, I'd walk out.
00:15:35But you are.
00:15:37You know what it costs me?
00:15:38Nothing.
00:15:39I wreck a clunker and get all the parts.
00:15:42But you'll get it.
00:15:43But first the beer, okay?
00:15:45What is this?
00:15:46Nothing.
00:15:47It'll take a little time, but blowhard will get you the starter.
00:15:49Five bucks.
00:15:50Go inside and pay the girl.
00:15:52Enjoy yourself.
00:15:53Have a beer.
00:15:57What are you gonna do about that cop, Harry?
00:16:00Don't worry.
00:16:01Keep Floyd around.
00:16:02I like him.
00:16:26I like him.
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00:16:56I like him.
00:17:04That's not fair, you sneaking in here like that.
00:17:16Thanks.
00:17:17Oh, Harry buys it, see.
00:17:18I can drink all I want.
00:17:20Well, like I told him, I just wanna get my car running again.
00:17:23running again well he's got lots of parts I don't know why you couldn't get
00:17:26one he's got every kind of part from every kind of thing I mean it every guy
00:17:31kind of nuts isn't he I mean he acted screwy or something instead of wanting
00:17:36to sell me apart hey he's got money even stuck away in the dirt you aren't
00:17:41married to him are you no I ain't married
00:17:45Harry ain't married nothing he's not alright you work for him just hang
00:17:51you mean you're his girl no what do you mean his girl if you mean am I a girl
00:18:01yes I'm a girl don't you believe it sure I believe it but I mean I thought you
00:18:09were his girl if you hang around with somebody have to be somebody's girl all
00:18:13the time why not just be a girl period maybe I'm my own girl maybe I don't even
00:18:20like Harry don't like anybody except my own self did you know that there's
00:18:26girls like that they don't like anybody except their own self like in prison and
00:18:32places like that you know what I mean I don't know if I do or not and there's
00:18:40girls that like other girls oh you don't like that do you
00:18:45men don't like that girls that like other girls I think it's funny doesn't
00:18:50make any sense Oh what does
00:18:55regular family Oh kid when did you ever add up everything you ever done and tell
00:19:03all about it how about it everything didn't you ever get turned around all
00:19:10upside down and not know everything you were doing you sure talk a lot oh do I
00:19:19maybe you don't like a girl that talks so much don't talk and I do look like I
00:19:30told that guy outside all I want to get is that part pay for it and then leave
00:19:34what the hell kind of a place is this anyway you know how I can tell you're
00:19:39married you're scared of me you're scared of me cuz you're scared of your
00:19:43own self and you're scared of your wife and you're scared of everything what have
00:19:48I got to be scared of maybe I don't even like to look at you anyhow what's all
00:19:52this talk about here I'm done I don't even know you're talking about except
00:19:58it's crazy you can see right in here see right through these walls or maybe your
00:20:03wife's gone and she can look down and see right through these walls here you
00:20:06trying to make a fool out of me that guy's right out there and you're his
00:20:08girl ain't God he can't look down in here out of a cloud what kind of a wreck
00:20:13it is is that you sure picked the wrong guy I haven't got any money I haven't
00:20:17got anything all I got is enough to get to San Diego plus five bucks which he
00:20:21could get easy enough just by giving me a piece out of a car just wrecked no I
00:20:27don't you think God's looking down counting the beers you drink one more
00:20:36beer he marks it down his big book I think that's all he's got to do you
00:20:41don't be a census taker oh come on take it God's busy right now
00:20:47watching some people in the backseat of a car I can't figure you out or that guy
00:20:55out there either what do you think there is to figure out he's not that's
00:21:01what's wrong with him like you want me to do them crazy push-ups now he wants
00:21:08me to make a pass at you and then you'll holler and he comes in there with the
00:21:11other guy and they beat the hell out of me is that it I don't holler a lady
00:21:15doesn't ever holler because it's not polite oh yeah I can get a big picture
00:21:19of that well if he comes in there now he's gonna get a little bit more any
00:21:22bargains oh honey what a story you don't know don't you trust me why should
00:21:30I you ought to trust someone you know one time a kid came in here looking for
00:21:38parts for his big brother's hot rod he couldn't have been more than 14 what are
00:21:45you crazy you mean to tell me you came in here with a 14 year old boy
00:21:51why for what I said to I didn't care what why should I lie what's the
00:21:58difference how about when you were 14 why not a little help how old are you
00:22:03anyway how old do I look not so old maybe my age maybe the 14 year old kid
00:22:12thought I was his age all you got is outside that's where it
00:22:19counts isn't it that's where you can see it the outside not a bad outside is
00:22:25it it's all right what do you mean all right like it knows how but not nice
00:22:32nice enough to touch some things you keep your hands off of why why because
00:22:37it's right that's why it only takes a minute five minutes that's all did you
00:22:50ever look at a clock that's all it takes actual time five minutes maybe then what
00:22:56it's all over there's no sign left no mark nobody can tell it's all done and
00:23:03passed just two people for five minutes that's all it means to you that's all it
00:23:12is the real of it you make it anything more than that it's your own fault
00:23:16you're crazy I got a wife good bring home the paycheck what's that got to do
00:23:23with something that happens in five minutes and doesn't leave a mark for
00:23:26anyone to see or know I'd know what you and God write it down a big book Tuesday
00:23:31five minutes sin like a mink I wouldn't want my wife coming in here with some
00:23:38other guy what's that got to do with it she isn't here she isn't you she wouldn't
00:23:44know
00:24:01do you know if Bryant Road runs through to here or does it stop on the other side of
00:24:26the freeway I really don't know my husband and I were just passing through
00:24:31I came out highway 39 at least that's what the map said I think there was a
00:24:41gas station back there at the turnoff maybe they would know we were just
00:24:47passing through how busy she for months I see you have car troubles to ours is
00:24:59going to be trusted well I think I'll try that gas station you mentioned bye
00:25:04bye
00:25:17because the day I have just anybody they will be looking for new bricks to
00:25:25build City Hall exactly what is that supposed to mean you wanted to mean I
00:25:28don't believe in what goes on in your head you have to do that I'm just saying
00:25:32I don't like it when Frank Buck here starts act like you guys never seen me
00:25:35call Frank but I'm calling you Frank but because if I called your liver face
00:25:39you'd probably get excited about it and I hate this guy all right now wait a
00:25:43minute look how you be reason bro keep your mouth shut and everything will go a
00:25:46lot better did you hear him right away he says can I hit what are you a little
00:25:50kid or something you want to hit somebody you have to ask him permission
00:25:54like it was your father who I don't you know better than a businessman who do
00:25:58you think pays your salary puts the brass badge on you so you can hit people
00:26:02now I'm a businessman if you think you can go around hitting businessmen like
00:26:06they will but you go you'll end up going to work for a living am I right you're
00:26:09practically invited me to do it so he's gonna learn no matter how dummy is he's
00:26:14gonna learn you see that and that and that shows I'm a businessman if you
00:26:18think you can mess around with a businessman you ought to go back to
00:26:21shining shoes for a living boy are you dumb I'll belt you one if you come out
00:26:26with any more that dumb stuff go ahead and relax your attention off him Harry
00:26:30we've got a complaint on you and that's why you're down here we've got to do
00:26:33something about it do something don't make me laugh the trouble with you
00:26:39fellas is you're all alike you're either too dumb or too lazy or think you're too
00:26:43smart to work for a living and then you got a nasty streak or else you'd be
00:26:47fireman instead you want to wear a badge and a gun and a fat head to run somebody
00:26:52else around you know why because you're nothing your own self and you want to
00:26:56fool somebody that's enough how do you keep your mouth shut you no more pokes
00:27:01at him we'll find out about this no after you punch give him somebody else
00:27:06to smack around with me not me maybe he's not getting any at home and he needs
00:27:10some hey don't you have any drugs around some some Mexican kids give them
00:27:16something for God's sake your trap shut or I'll break your damn neck look that's
00:27:19all over now we have a complaint on you that says you've been taking stolen cars
00:27:23and selling them now what about it how it is a couple of kids come in they sell
00:27:28stuff and they buy stuff how am I supposed to know which is a stolen hubcap
00:27:32and which ain't nobody can tell by lucky now with an engine it's different it's
00:27:38got a serial number on it what if I were to come down and look in your yard
00:27:41now find a couple of engines with stolen numbers on them right where they was
00:27:47planted well somebody's got to be on a hook for this they got copies downtown
00:27:52do you want to know who is stealing cars trying to sell them to me yeah I'm
00:28:01thinking I almost remember a punk who is a car thief and is trying to sell me
00:28:09a hot car you almost remember that that's right I I almost do and you want
00:28:17me to ask you it is maybe you can remember to keep your hands off a
00:28:25businessman maybe this guy you're trying to remember maybe he's a businessman
00:28:30also oh no no he ain't established enough he's just up and the coffee yeah
00:28:39you'll testify and give evidence about this guy yeah he tried to sell you hot
00:28:45cars direct yeah he's over at my place right now all right we'll pick him up
00:28:54gotta hand it to you Harry you're shrewd real shrewd yeah
00:29:24Oh
00:29:26Oh
00:29:28Oh
00:29:30Oh
00:29:50and what about my starter Oh how to call another yard
00:29:58people have an hour
00:30:16you got a mentality of about 15 cents but I'm very big on personality you see
00:30:23that the Egyptians invented paper and they made slaves out of skinny people
00:30:30the verities of life the truths that's what counts the cohabitation of love in
00:30:36the animal act of procreation and the self-esteem is watered down in the flower
00:30:40of approval of others such as fame the necessities of eating I think Harry
00:30:46imported the Mary J marijuana and blue some nose dust fuzz gene codeine and
00:30:55morphine in it why because it rots and corrodes at human purpose you wallow and
00:31:03roll in dope and filthy companions don't this simple
00:31:08sin is dope Oh was your family a fake to you too they wanted me to work hard at
00:31:16what I was doing and I wanted to work easy at it but not at all lack of moral
00:31:20fiber fibrous moral tissue tissue paper fiber paper you're a fluky boy what you
00:31:28thought fluky you are active impulse to wallow in the filth of abnegation paper
00:31:32abnegation young Freudian abnegation some sucking what's a negation an
00:31:38abnegation is like a rotten apple one rotten apple spoils the barrel right but
00:31:43the barrel is made out of rotten apple cores and the core apple is barrel
00:31:47rotten you don't want to be decent some aren't and they're all evolutionary no
00:31:55damn good you and me no nobody's got just their own self there's somebody
00:32:12else inside your head that matters what happens everybody got something I got a
00:32:17wife kid my folks don't pay attention I used to live in Houston well what about
00:32:22there well I could spit all over that place and not hit nothing I liked you
00:32:26got something I got a little girl nobody ever didn't say I didn't have a little
00:32:31girl she was this baby I had nobody ever said I didn't take care of her all I
00:32:37said was everybody has something outside their own skin you said you have a
00:32:43little girl that's all I take care of her all the time anytime she wants
00:32:49anything whether she wants it or not I get it for anything you understand how
00:32:55come of you and Harry has a little girl you stay here what kind of a crumb is he
00:33:00you having a little girl I had my baby before I ever knew Harry I used to have
00:33:06a husband he married me before I let him get close enough for anything can you
00:33:15imagine that all that trouble the ceremony fuss there's something that
00:33:24takes five minutes I gotta go now thanks for the beer wait a minute I was eight
00:33:33months pregnant he couldn't wait eight months pregnant he couldn't wait around
00:33:37night so he went out went down to South Hoover Street looking for a fast five
00:33:42minutes well doesn't that prove what I said there's more to it than five
00:33:46minutes if there wasn't you wouldn't feel that way about it I don't feel
00:33:49anything well what do you think it can be all like dogs or something you know
00:33:54that you feel it oh we'll feel some way about it he was down South Hoover Street
00:34:00and the knife sliced across him here so when he straightened up if somebody we
00:34:06straightened up the cut parts of his stomach came out in his hand so he had
00:34:08to hold him keep from falling and then they had him in the hospital with the
00:34:12stitches holding everything in sewed him up with a metal wire but then the
00:34:15infection bloated him till the stitch place turned green they died I'm sorry
00:34:20then I had my baby in the same hospital I'm sorry real sorry Harry doesn't say
00:34:28that Harry says what if it'd been a traffic accident the same thing would
00:34:34have happened dead dead is dead anyway happens that's what Harry says five
00:34:39minutes is five minutes anyway it happens there he says I'm sorry Oh what's
00:34:46to be sorry you think I worry about it I don't think about it I just telling you
00:34:49that's all when did this happen two or three years ago a couple of months I
00:34:56don't think about it don't mean nothing to me well I I gotta be heading oh no
00:35:01don't go oh can't you stay a while I'll get you some more beer no thanks a lot
00:35:10I don't want any more oh you sure you gotta go I've got to you're not mad at
00:35:16me are you no I'm not mad you're not mad about how I talked no oh but do you
00:35:23like me a little sure I like you like I said I'm really sorry
00:35:29well I don't even think about it well goodbye you're not mad at me are you
00:35:35no I'm not mad like I said I'm sorry
00:35:48I don't even think about it
00:35:59I don't even think about it
00:36:30hey buddy
00:36:47they got Floyd screwed down and no yeah well who says it's not gonna be you and
00:36:52me next blow hard oh Harry loves us we keep business going for he's got no
00:36:57nature he's a four-year he's a what maybe I ought to get my little tin can
00:37:01out of here to go and be gone like the God of Mohammed Missoula oh where else
00:37:05could you have it so good Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche says of the powers
00:37:08beyond good and evil blow I know you wouldn't know that but it isn't true
00:37:11Harry is greedy and he's rusty like all the junk in one city hey you're already
00:37:18hot you found another steak last one blow high around here is like all the
00:37:25puke and the rotten stuff that they cut out of you at the hospital you can't
00:37:28live in this like a bloated green rat you like having him outside watching you
00:37:33do it with some poor dame it's off a rocker that's his worry I get mine
00:37:37fooled love drink in the euphoria of the non-habit forming wheat safety and evil
00:37:42and greed takes from the weak what else Oh what else could a guy want Nietzsche
00:37:52Krauts said the strong ought to take from the weak and grind the faces of
00:37:55the poor it turns your stomach up close boy are you not talking to jabbering
00:38:03power the Superman nice area Superman huh you know that car wrecked in him in
00:38:08now pretty soon he's gonna have to stop having to shave and that leg meet you
00:38:14the count was a wreck too only one thing I don't like about pot it takes your
00:38:20nature for a while you can't get excited about like I'm a Superman blowhard I
00:38:26want a car I steal it I got money I got love you know the Arabs call that stuff
00:38:32ha sheesh and look what I got him Arabia how come you come down here anyway leave
00:38:38your little bird home and your lawyer Papa in the house guy didn't pay my
00:38:43library fines I came with a good life power Nietzsche Carnegie Rockefeller
00:38:50laissez-faire boomtang the Giants of aggressive man you're not so damn smart
00:38:59fallen on the throne before power millionaire Harry tycoon Harry King and
00:39:07all them the mudsill class you know who said that Randolph of Virginia and he was
00:39:13impotent to the humble dirty the slaves of civilization the mud the people the
00:39:24inferiors Randolph of Virginia 1730 I'm gonna get out of here blowhard you saw
00:39:31that cop car didn't you well I don't want it coming for me too maybe I better
00:39:34go back and pay my library fines you won't go nowhere because you love the
00:39:39weed you love it yeah well maybe I do and maybe I don't you love it
00:39:49you love it I'll save a little hot baby for you
00:39:54you're compact because you love it you love it
00:40:09you
00:40:21where do you run him what do you sell no place down it mean you admit stealing
00:40:30them but you're not saying where you sell them
00:40:39tell him I just came in your place today tell him what I've seen you around
00:40:50where do you sell the car I don't sell no cars I don't sell no cars
00:41:09I
00:41:39give me all justice yeah funny isn't it and you're gonna build a case on his guy
00:41:57he doesn't find anything I run a decent business and punks like you try to
00:42:10spoil it you got a sign hey does it make you feel good I mean when you hit him it
00:42:14hurts a little out your best it makes you feel good almost like you're getting
00:42:17a little funny just as soon as you was him
00:42:38did a man in a dark shirt come in here this is a junkyard well my husband came
00:42:48in looking for a part for his car I got tired so I thought I might find him here
00:42:54it's just down the road what kind of part a starter he had on a dark shirt
00:43:01black hair I thought he might 48-4 yes was he in here yeah he said to give it
00:43:14to you if you came in it's over here
00:43:19funny he said to give it to me if I came in where did he go
00:43:25search us all we got is a junkyard hey uh I wouldn't even know if it was the
00:43:32right part what's the right one okay 48 Ford I don't even have the money to pay
00:43:38for it you don't need any he paid for it already no it's a free start a week is a
00:43:45memorial to the junk business oh you're crazy oh you're fooling me he already
00:43:51paid for it well if it's the right part I guess I might as well take it back to
00:44:00the car didn't he say where he was going or when he'd be back no well thanks a
00:44:11lot I appreciate I hope the starter fits well won't it I mean if it's the same
00:44:18kind and everything yeah
00:44:24hey why don't I take it down there for you you get your hands all greasy well
00:44:32all right
00:44:48that's it I can't put it in without no tools oh thanks a lot my husband will be
00:45:05back in a minute I like to lay down on the cars I get a feeling about laying
00:45:10down on the cars you know I can fix this thing I can put the starter in you'll be
00:45:15rolling in no time I'm pretty good with a tool and what if your husband don't
00:45:21come back I got a feeling about people coming back sometimes they do and
00:45:28sometimes they go off and don't ever come back I'm that way myself
00:45:35Oh wait
00:45:39you know I could have been an athlete if I got the right chance my husband was
00:45:47promised a job in San Diego where they make missiles and things you know you're
00:45:52pretty nice-looking you better go back to your job my husband will be here in a
00:45:58minute all I said was you're nice-looking is that a crime look I'll
00:46:04tell you what I'll do I'll get the tow truck I'll hook it on the car and I'll
00:46:07tow it to the yard
00:46:31what's he gonna say smoke sweet steels cars take them to tier one oh that's
00:46:35all maybe I'll never sign anything maybe so and maybe not I'll take them
00:46:38maybe so I guess you would how's he gonna stand up and give evidence in court
00:46:41you've got a great mindset I like you I don't doubt it I gotta wash my hands a
00:46:46guy splattered on yeah go wash your hands it's a great experience wise guy
00:46:50don't forget I just assumed it was you and maybe it's gonna be wouldn't you
00:46:54wish if you don't come you're gonna get yours wise guy that stuff you got out in
00:46:57the back ain't gonna save you forever that stuff's gonna wear out clean your
00:47:01hands yeah yeah go clean your hands you heard him yeah Harry now one of these
00:47:06days Harry may not go so good for you goes all right out there my shack on it
00:47:12that doesn't mean very much anymore stuff like that's easy to come by you
00:47:20and I have known one another for a long time Harry I'd like to be a friend to
00:47:24somebody that treats me right but you're making it difficult your mouth is a lot
00:47:29bigger than you are you know I stood here right now and I asked myself why
00:47:36shouldn't I turn Joe loose on you let Harry get the hell beat out of him
00:47:41what's the difference you're nothing to me oh you've paid me a few favors shown
00:47:46me a good time but everything has got to end you know when Joe gets back here I'm
00:47:56gonna be on edge one as it says should I let you get along with me and the
00:48:03other as that that says should I throw you in the corner like a chunk of meat
00:48:10to a dog sergeant you could have been a big man except for one thing there is no
00:48:18except one thing to that big mouth of yours now look don't make me mad Harry
00:48:21you got one big fault and that is you're dumb you know why you're dumb because I
00:48:27gave you something I gave you money and I wrote it down in a book I gave you
00:48:32some stuff in my shack and I got a camera there that takes pictures it takes
00:48:39pictures of you sergeant and it takes pictures of anybody I want there so just
00:48:46let the steam roll back and swallow it like a good boy and don't act so big
00:48:50you're rotten and you're slick Harry but this isn't gonna work with him you're
00:48:55on a hook now yourself I'm bad what the hell do I care I got pictures of you I
00:49:01wouldn't mind putting on City Hall you got more jewels showing than the Tower
00:49:06of London
00:49:21I bet he went in the shack with the pooch everybody does I could have been
00:49:27an athlete I was offered a scholarship only was when I was just out of high
00:49:31school and his girl ruined it for me I don't know why I'm telling you all that
00:49:35except I thought maybe he was wondering why I hang around Harry's wrecking yard
00:49:38and do stuff these are my working clothes listen if you get along with
00:49:42Harry you won't have to pay for that starter or nothing could be worth quite
00:49:45a bit you said you don't know when your husband's gonna come back anyway like I
00:49:50said he went to Harry's shack with the pooch what are you talking about the
00:49:55blonde pooch that hangs around Harry's shack for him she's crazy he's the guy
00:50:00that came in with a starter you're a liar get away from here get away from me
00:50:07I'm not a liar I'm just telling you you better get away from here before my
00:50:11husband gets back I suppose you don't want this car fixed get away from me I
00:50:16don't want you near me it's a free country ain't it free dirt like I said I
00:50:23only wear these old clothes when I'm working around the yard for Harry I look
00:50:25a lot different when I'm all dressed up I got four suits anyway I don't know why
00:50:30you're sore at me I just told you about him going in there boy I've never been
00:50:37able to understand the facts of how a woman thinks like that girl who ruined
00:50:40my chances for athletics in college I could have been a college graduate today
00:50:44only for what she done do you think what she done was right going down to
00:50:48college it said I had to marry her did I touch you did I lay a hand on you you
00:51:05think you got something special I never even smelled at you so shut up there's
00:51:09your damn car dragging that kid all around I took care of plenty of kids in
00:51:13my time that's a damn lie everybody had her not just me she's just wanted to
00:51:19ruin my chances
00:51:26well that ain't something and your old man is gonna come back don't a woman
00:51:33don't have the facts to know what their brains tell them about nothing
00:52:43just looking what I do with my eyeballs you can't put me in jail for I got it
00:52:48with my eyeballs to lots of things young ones old ones fat ones every kind I see
00:52:53pictures in a magazine I do it so what everybody does you don't want me to go
00:52:59you want me to stay I know all about how a woman works she says no she means yes
00:53:07you don't know what she wants till she gets it ain't that right take it easy
00:53:13you get all excited when you could just take it easy
00:53:19kids hungry get him a hamburger
00:55:49all right Harry what are you gonna do I'm thinking about it look all I'm saying
00:56:10is somebody's got to show up downtown if this guy doesn't confess then who will
00:56:14who's next Harry blowhard I'm thinking you can take it or leave it tell me what
00:56:24do you do with a car thief I mean you put him on ice safe look there's a
00:56:28routine all you've got to worry about is the evidence blowhard what's the matter
00:56:35Harry you're scared now no I ain't scared just turning over the rocks for
00:56:41the worms like a cup that turns both ways you're too smart to be a cop hell
00:56:48you're almost smart enough to run a business and wreck cars like me thanks
00:56:53thanks a lot Harry blowhard okay
00:57:11you
00:58:11lady what's wrong
00:58:41hey what are you doing kid what's wrong with you oh you sure banged your head
00:59:08what for flagellation self-punishment everybody punishes himself because he
00:59:17craps out and he is no good nobody got punished
00:59:20nobody got hurt no it didn't hurt her none and I didn't hurt myself none and
00:59:29you didn't hurt you none and Harry didn't hurt him none and the head didn't
00:59:34hurt that board none and the stinking rotten stink didn't hurt the wrong you
00:59:41gotta bang it off if you don't watch out bang my head up what are you talking
00:59:45about I have a hundred and eighty IQ you got a deranged stupid mentality and you
00:59:51couldn't even make a living ironing shirts but I don't have to stay here kid
00:59:55you shouldn't feel sorry because you wrecked your head and everything look are
00:59:59you gonna get out of here you got away from that listen do you think I have to
01:00:07take narcotics and stimulants you think I have to depend on other people I don't
01:00:12have to do that you don't bang your head no more I'm gonna go over take a little
01:00:17rest no no no wait a minute listen I could ride on a bus good night
01:00:22hi I could take you on a bus and you could get a job be on a counter where
01:00:26they have coffee now come here pull on my sweater you're gonna get your
01:00:30finger marks all over it didn't get finger marks on your stupid sweat as
01:00:34well get out of here Harry don't even like you anyhow hurry why do I want him
01:00:44why do I do what I do I don't do what I do because he wants me to do what I do
01:00:53listen on that dirt one person was forced and humiliated against what they
01:01:00thought they ought to do now do you think that one person ought to tell
01:01:02another person and change another person and do what no we ever said that they
01:01:07are not gonna do you any good to cry the grown man cries it just makes him feel
01:01:11like a dirty crumb or something do you wanna see on the dirt everything happens
01:01:18on the dirt a king could squat on the dirt in a pot of flowers girl and a
01:01:26little baby listen right right there a baby was crying his little kid hold
01:01:33yourself because you are an awful sloppy mess all right lie right down there on
01:01:40the dirt right in the same place oh stop the bottle a baby's damn bottle you
01:01:52could run over that with a truck
01:01:59hey I'll tell you what you come inside the shack and we'll play records and
01:02:03dance hey don't do that cut that out that's goofy make me feel buggy watching
01:02:11you are you going away with me I don't want to see anybody sucking on a baby's
01:02:18bottle I don't either it's a symbol like a brass symbol or a ruptured spleen and
01:02:32a brass monkey and a flight of the bumblebee and a fare thee well and a
01:02:37well diggers button Montana and a home is where the heart is in a homily and an
01:02:42early to bed and then early to rise and a poor Richards almanac Benjamin
01:02:49Franklin was right the homilies of life like get up in the morning and go to
01:02:59work and save your money and do a good job and it all goes around in a circle
01:03:07but a desiccated liver is still a penny saved is a penny earned and any kind of
01:03:16a rocket any kind is still going to be cried so where you going kid should
01:03:34never got yourself stuck in this thing
01:04:16you want to argue with the cops anymore yeah I want the two of you to start
01:04:22thinking that everything's gonna be all right I want you to start thinking about
01:04:26getting to San Diego and a job and everything's gonna be good I want you to
01:04:31get what's known as the hopes the ragged-ass hopes real strong so you can
01:04:36taste it good in your mouth like something you never had before I'll get
01:04:40you I'll get a job and come back you won't you can't you're nothing but you
01:04:45ain't got the sense to know it yourself you think you're something oh you might
01:04:49be something but you ain't and you never will be a miserable bare-button a
01:04:53hungry kid a stiff neck and an empty head you haven't got any oil you haven't
01:04:59got any slide you haven't got any angles and that's what it takes you'll lose
01:05:04that job you're gonna have more kids and maybe a good-looking now but it'll all
01:05:08go wasted and shot to hell on him when your kids grow up they'll be knocked up
01:05:13or knocked flat and he won't get a job and the false teeth you get won't fit
01:05:18worth a damn they'll fit cheap and lousy like a pair of
01:05:22clackers and yeah and your hair will string around like a wet florm up
01:05:29what do you get the hooks in me for hurry put them there
01:05:47what are you gonna do give you to Joe you know him he starts low and works up
01:06:02please don't do it to me I don't like Harry why do you put the hooks in me
01:06:18you want this
01:06:34give it to Harry
01:06:48you believe that you believe there were nothing the day I start believing what
01:07:13you say you'll never see it I matter to hear that I matter I matter
01:07:43you spit on me Harry you gave me to them well now Harry I'll get him like
01:07:52that you know me nobody gets dirt in my face
01:07:59not even Harry I don't know you you don't know anybody you think you got a
01:08:04kid at home you're nuts well you won't blow hard I want to kill Harry so the
01:08:09blood pops out of him when I stick him high you're high he ain't here well you
01:08:15sure got yourself messed up shut up you don't know nothing you hang around here
01:08:20like a dog with Harry I don't hang around for Harry I just stay here don't
01:08:25you know what you do why don't you go out of here I got my own angles I got
01:08:34all right like when he was gonna take me in the army I told him I'd smoke tea
01:08:38no sweat there what is a big man he don't punch no time clock that's all I
01:08:45got all right you got drunk and told me about all the times you had a girl
01:08:55when you was in the army did you have to be waiting like a dog what's the
01:09:03matter with you stop it for God's sake what's the matter love you you told me
01:09:07that well if it ain't blowhard the coffee I'm gonna get you Harry
01:09:37you're gonna get lonesome on the end of that sticker who do you think this is
01:09:40some punk in a fight you gave me to the cop like I was nothing you are nothing
01:09:45come on get down on the dirt and do some push-ups in the gut quit talking about
01:09:51it come on ahead hey why don't you just forget it here's somebody go ahead here
01:09:58down the road go ahead and crawl you're high on the pot get out of here you're
01:10:06scared it's your hurry I got this for you
01:11:28you turn them loose on me and then you don't feel so good shut up Harry you
01:11:44blast him and you tell me to shut up Sally go tell him what he tried to do to
01:11:49me I don't feel like talking
01:12:19he was gonna stick me you want that blowhard didn't deserve it deserve don't
01:12:45have nothing to do with it things happen by what they deserve maybe I
01:12:52wouldn't be here and maybe you wouldn't be a crazy damn whore maybe a lot of
01:13:00you I'm all through with you I gave you the wrong end of my head I grind up your
01:13:27damn car make hamburger out of it stick your wife in a shack and sell her pieces
01:13:33you couldn't steal you couldn't take you're gonna do nothing hey take my
01:13:43wallet knock me down take it you're junk in your own head crazy you got about six
01:13:48more months and I'll lock you away crazy you call that crazy you turned in a junk
01:13:53your own self junk junk is money you you'll stay on the road like a run-over
01:14:03cat squash
01:14:10I'm gonna wipe you from one end of this yard to the other
01:14:23Oh
01:14:53Oh
01:15:23Oh
01:15:53Oh
01:16:23Oh
01:16:53die you rotten toad die you don't have to stay here we'll take you with us you
01:17:14didn't think I was an animal I used to have a baby but my baby died in me
01:17:19blowhard was going but Harry killed him when my baby was baby my wife and me
01:17:26will take you with us you heard Harry I'm gonna get you a beer you're all
01:17:34right Harry I'll wipe your face off then you can rest on me
01:18:19you
01:18:49you