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00:00Do you want to marry his wife?
00:04Yes, but I don't know how to get married.
00:08I've been married for 7 years.
00:10The idea is that he left his wife here.
00:12So he can go home and see his wife.
00:14So he can marry her for us.
00:17I see.
00:19The drink is different.
00:21Which one?
00:22My wife, Firicea, is coming too.
00:24She's coming, but be careful.
00:26Don't give me ideas.
00:28You don't give me ideas and you don't tell anyone.
00:30So I need only one thing.
00:32A garage.
00:34A garage?
00:35A garage full of cars.
00:36And in a week I'll be a millionaire in Europe.
00:38That's why your wife is coming to you.
00:41She wants to ask you about stealing, right?
00:43What's wrong with you?
00:47I'm not always tired.
00:49See, you're stupid.
00:51If it doesn't rain, it won't be hard.
00:53It won't be hard?
00:54That's bad.
00:55That's it, we'll stay for a drink.
00:58I have a question for you.
01:00What is it?
01:01I gave you an impression of someone.
01:10An alcoholic?
01:12No.
01:13You're not an alcoholic.
01:15You're an angel.
01:17You're their king.
01:19What did Aldra do?
01:20And you, Brasne?
01:21I swear, that panorama, that luxurious wife...
01:25But I gave her the surprise.
01:27You?
01:28Yes, and she won't make a panorama anymore, because she's my lover.
01:31What?
01:33Look how beautiful this garden is.
01:35When this one has a disease on someone,
01:37who kicked him on the ass, he gets better.
01:39I want to see this one too.
01:40Sign this paper for me too.
01:43It's signed, but I don't have money on me, you know?
01:45It's cool.
01:46It remains as I said.
01:48This one does the job and you get the money, 100 lei.
01:50What money?
01:51Something blue.
01:53Yes, yes, leave a little on the back.
01:56At the beginning, I take it out.
01:58I mean, I wipe it on the mouth here.
02:01What a madman you have in your tongue after that, right?
02:16How much can a cheese be?
02:19After his head, what should we do now?
02:21Let's run around in the mud, because it's raining.
02:24After his head, the whole village should run around in the mud,
02:27so that it rains on him.
02:30Come on, give me more money.
02:33It's not enough.
02:35How much do you spend?
02:36It's bad, you don't even spend it.
02:38What should I spend?
02:39I don't know what to wear.
02:41No, no, leave me alone.
02:42I took his money.
02:44What are you talking about?
02:45I didn't get out of the suit and tie every day.
02:48On certain days, you wear a jacket and a striped pants.
02:51With pants and boots.
02:52It's normal.
02:53What are you talking about?
02:54But he...
02:56No, no.
02:57He's a good man.
02:58You made yourself beautiful.
03:00You put on an umbrella.
03:02Umbrella, berica, everything you need so that your brain doesn't boil.
03:09What are you doing?
03:10No, no.
03:11Come on.
03:13I heard that you were coming to kidnap Dorel.
03:18Come on.
03:21Who? Where?
03:22That's what I said.
03:23Who?
03:24I went to the audition.
03:26I had a lot of memories.
03:29When I came back to Carchuma, Dorel wasn't there.
03:33And I left him there to take care of Carchuma.
03:35Carchuma was closed, Dorel was nowhere to be found.
03:37Dorel with cheese, because the cheese was there with a beer at the table.
03:41And the cheese...
03:43Bobita, who came with a pillow, with an umbrella, with something...
03:46He took it because he went to a girl's house with a garage.
03:49I didn't understand much of the story.
03:52But the cheese, right?
03:53Yes.
03:54Bobita, do you want the short version?
03:56Yes, I'll do it.
03:57So, listen.
03:58Gianni and Dorel...
03:59Yes.
04:00We're the fools.
04:01Yes.
04:02And you are not.
04:03Maybe they are, but not like them.
04:05You know what he said?
04:06He said that they can become millionaires in a week.
04:09And bam, they become millionaires.
04:10Do you understand?
04:11They become millionaires because they have ideas.
04:14Yes, yes.
04:15And they can't do it without a garage.
04:17That's what Bill Gates did.
04:18He invented the rockets.
04:20Do you understand how stupid you are?
04:21The rockets were made by the Russians.
04:23He invented the computers.
04:24Fuck you all.
04:25And you look at those two.
04:27No, but at the beginning I laughed and joked.
04:29But now...
04:30Until Momica.
04:31When she said she was going to fire Momica, Sandra jumped on me.
04:33Can you imagine?
04:34We were in Miloge.
04:35Yes, and she made them a garage.
04:36And I told her to be a millionaire.
04:38A millionaire.
04:39Let's see.
04:40How?
04:41She said she had ideas with Emil Luita and that she needed a garage.
04:43She didn't have a garage.
04:44But you were upset.
04:45What do you mean?
04:46Didn't you hear?
04:47Didn't you hear that they were going to fire Momica?
04:48What did Momica do to you?
04:49What did Momica do to you?
04:50Come on.
04:51We were in Miloge.
04:52Did you hear that?
04:53Yes.
04:54That's why you locked her in the garage.
04:55Yes.
04:56If I give them another chance, I don't know what the idea is.
04:58Let's see.
04:59Do you have an idea, millionaires?
05:01Yes, we have an idea.
05:02Take a look.
05:03Take a look.
05:04Take a look.
05:05Take a look.
05:06Take a look.
05:07Come on.
05:08Open the door.
05:09Let's see.
05:10You're always with ideas.
05:11Take a look.
05:12Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15Let's go.
05:16Thank you, Bobis.
05:17What are you doing?
05:19What the hell are you doing here?
05:20You shouldn't be at the bank.
05:21I saw you were busy.
05:22But I came with Gianni to become a millionaire.
05:23How are you going to become a millionaire?
05:24We have an idea.
05:25Calm down!
05:26What idea?
05:27We have an idea.
05:28Don't tell anyone.
05:29Don't give us the idea.
05:30Come on.
05:31You promised me.
05:32So don't tell anyone, and don't take the idea from us, ok?
05:35Come on, man, you promised to give us the idea.
05:38So our business idea, which I want to do with Donel, which is the easiest to do, as it would come,
05:43is that our business idea is that we invented the left hand cigarette.
05:48Boom! Rockets, destruction, all that.
05:52What, man?
05:53I mean, the cigarette that smokes especially with the left hand,
05:56because it doesn't have the other one, you know, that one.
06:00That one.
06:01That one, man?
06:02Come on, man.
06:03Come on, because it's cool, you smoke with that one.
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07:58Adiles?
08:01Where the hell did you go?
08:03Well, I was going to make akylum here to give to the elf a snack.
08:08But he took it.
08:09I'll steal it and make money out of it.
08:11Well, where are you from?
08:13You work here like a dog.
08:16You can't finish this grave just like a dog?
08:20You wanted to make money without looking.
08:24Well, I don't do that.
08:27I'll be back in a minute.
08:37Tell me, Lentano, is it going well?
08:39Like fire, Vasile! Like fire!
08:41Can't you see?
08:43I didn't expect you, being such a master in gardening,
08:46to understand gardening so well.
08:49It's a matter of talent.
08:51When you have talent, you can do anything.
08:53Give me a knife, a brush, a pencil,
08:56I can solve anything.
08:57Really?
08:58Put me in this video, in a surgery room,
09:01so you can see how I do the appendicitis.
09:04Can you do the appendicitis?
09:06Of course I can. I can even do two people, if I have to.
09:09Cut, take it out, and put it back.
09:11What do you think, sir?
09:12It's important to know where it is.
09:14Which is the easiest to find?
09:16When I ask a patient, where does it hurt?
09:18Does it hurt here? I took out the appendicitis.
09:20Does it hurt here? I took it out.
09:21So, it's not complicated at all.
09:23I didn't expect medicine to be so simple, to be honest.
09:28It's simpler, but it's hard for them to take our money.
09:31Because the final answer is,
09:33put the appendicitis on anything.
09:35It fits so well.
09:37Tell me, don't you want a strawberry?
09:42You want to pull me out of the cap? I'm stuck.
09:44You're stuck, you're stuck, crazy man.
09:47It's working.
09:50Hey, good luck, Ardiles!
09:53I'm so happy to see you, I haven't seen you for a long time.
09:56I haven't seen you for a month, two, three, five.
09:58I don't even remember.
10:00What are you doing?
10:01Look, I'm busy.
10:02I came to talk to Vasile.
10:03Vasile, I want to talk to you.
10:05Well, tell me.
10:07Well, let's go inside.
10:09Inside? Why?
10:11Because it's darker.
10:13And if it's darker, what?
10:14Does the grass grow more?
10:15Tell me, because I like it outside.
10:16Come on, let's go.
10:19There are a lot of ears here.
10:21I know, but they can't hear anything.
10:25See?
10:26Come on, let's go inside.
10:28Okay, let's go.
10:46We are the same.
10:52Wait a minute.
10:54Come on, come on.
10:55Wait, wait.
10:56What are you doing?
10:57What am I doing?
10:58Come on.
10:59Wait a little.
11:00What are you doing, man?
11:03Nothing.
11:04Wait, me too.
11:05Why aren't you doing anything?
11:08Why are you sitting there like a sausage?
11:09Come on, get sexy.
11:11Wait, wait.
11:12Wait a little.
11:13What is it?
11:14What's Robbie's name?
11:16I don't like it like that.
11:18What do you mean?
11:20I like the prelude at the beginning.
11:22I mean, we should talk, right?
11:27I'm very good at the prelude.
11:29I'm the best.
11:31I mean, no one...
11:33No one beats me at the prelude.
11:35Everyone knows...
11:38Do you know what I call the best prelude?
11:41What's the prelude?
11:43I play chess.
11:45Wait a minute.
11:47I don't have a chess.
11:49What a pity.
11:51I mean...
11:53Wait, wait.
11:55I'd like to play with your mind.
12:00Do you know how to play chess?
12:02No.
12:04But here's the problem.
12:06I don't know, but I pretend I know.
12:08And I beat you.
12:10And I beat you.
12:13You're playing with my mind.
12:15Don't you want to play with me?
12:18Wait a minute.
12:20I told you I like the prelude.
12:22We should talk at the beginning.
12:24Why should we talk, Robbie?
12:26Can't we say that we talked enough in the yard?
12:28And that it was the prelude outside?
12:30When did we talk enough?
12:32You don't know what the prelude means.
12:34At the prelude you have to...
12:36You talk easier.
12:38You dress...
12:40I mean...
12:42You show off.
12:44What do you mean, I show off?
12:46I mean...
12:48You put on perfume.
12:50You dress sexy.
12:52Sexy?
12:54For example, a frog.
12:56Do you have a frog?
12:58I have a frog.
13:00Yes?
13:02I'd like to see it.
13:04Ah!
13:06Does it deserve it?
13:08What do you mean, does it deserve it?
13:10I mean, is it my fault
13:12that I put on perfume
13:14to show off, to be sexy?
13:16Does it deserve it?
13:18I mean, after the prelude
13:20where you say you're the best...
13:22Yes.
13:24You're the best?
13:26Be honest.
13:28Don't lie to me.
13:30Wait a minute.
13:32No, no.
13:34Stay like this.
13:36I don't like it like this.
13:38What are you doing?
13:40Wait a minute.
13:46Did my wife call you
13:48to take her somewhere?
13:50Where?
13:52I don't know. You tell me.
13:54No.
13:56Then park my car at the gate.
13:58I...
14:00Park my car?
14:02Yes. So, I was going home
14:04and Nicu took me with him.
14:06But it was bad.
14:08That's why I wanted to stay here
14:10to get some fresh air.
14:12But it's bad.
14:14I remember when I was a kid.
14:16Let's go inside.
14:18Why?
14:20Let's have a glass of cold water.
14:22No, no. It's fine.
14:24Come on!
14:26We're people.
14:28I'd like to have a glass of cold water.
14:30But I don't have any.
14:32Come on!
14:34Drink some water.
14:36Come on, Nicu.
14:38I don't want to disturb you.
14:40No, no.
14:42Come on!
14:44You're invited.
14:46Sit down there.
14:48Sit down, Nicu.
14:50Sit down.
14:52Wife, get out of here!
14:54Get out! We have guests!
14:58Here.
15:04Long live happiness!
15:06What are you doing here?
15:08What are you doing here?
15:10Didn't you say you had work to do?
15:12What?
15:14Why are you asking me?
15:16I finished work earlier.
15:18What are you doing here?
15:20Well...
15:22We're doing what everyone else is doing.
15:24Is that okay?
15:26Yes.
15:28Are you Robi, Tofo's lover?
15:30Yes.
15:32Is that right, Robi?
15:34Her lover?
15:36I'm getting mad and you don't want me to get mad.
15:38Yes.
15:40Yes, what?
15:42I'm her lover.
15:44Her lover?
15:46Yes.
15:50Come on, Robi!
15:52What the hell are you doing here?
15:54What the hell are you doing here?
15:56Felice, you got me.
15:58I was doing a survey.
16:00What survey?
16:02Well...
16:04Well...
16:06I was doing a survey
16:08about my lover.
16:10The white one with the red scarf.
16:12I brought him home yesterday.
16:14He was new.
16:16And he's not here anymore?
16:18He's not here anymore.
16:20He's not here at all?
16:22Felice, do you know where he could be?
16:24Where he could be?
16:26I don't know.
16:28I don't know anything.
16:30Don't you have anything else to say?
16:32What?
16:34Where does the lady have the money to buy the scarf?
16:36I've been looking for it all day and I can't find it.
16:38I didn't even give him the money.
16:40I got it as a gift.
16:42You got it as a gift?
16:44Yes, I got it as a gift.
16:46Who gave you such a gift?
16:52I did!
16:54I got it as a gift!
17:00So...
17:02In order to succeed in this life
17:04you have to come to the market with something
17:06that no one would have thought existed.
17:08Something that didn't exist at all.
17:10The left-handed cigarette?
17:12Yes, yes.
17:14Give me a cigarette, I don't have any left.
17:16Here.
17:18It's cool.
17:24You're right-handed.
17:28What?
17:30Why?
17:32What do you mean, why?
17:34It's a right-handed cigarette.
17:36If it was a left-handed cigarette,
17:38they'd hold it with their left hand,
17:40but it's the other way around.
17:42It's not a problem.
17:44We invented it.
17:46You saw how it was invented for lefties.
17:48The scissors are left-handed,
17:50so we invented this one.
17:52We make a bubble.
17:54Do you know why the left-handed cigarette
17:56wasn't invented until now?
17:58Why?
18:00Because there's no difference between
18:02the left-handed one and the right-handed one.
18:04What are you talking about?
18:06There's no difference.
18:08How can there be no difference?
18:10There's a big difference.
18:12Which one?
18:14It's different because
18:16they hold it with their left hand,
18:18but it's the other way around.
18:20You got it?
18:22Yes.
18:24Come here.
18:26This is a right-handed cigarette, right?
18:28Yes.
18:30It's not a left-handed cigarette.
18:34Look at this.
18:36It's dirty.
18:38So what?
18:40Can't you see I'm holding it with my left hand?
18:42Which left hand?
18:44It's my right hand, but it's still your right hand.
18:46It was cool, wasn't it?
18:48No, it wasn't.
18:50Don't get mad at me.
18:52You'd better let him go.
18:54Let him go?
18:56He's not cool at all.
18:58He's going to leave anyway.
19:00You talked to him.
19:02Who talked to me?
19:04Both of us.
19:06How did you laugh at this man's mother?
19:08I told him.
19:10He got mad at everyone
19:12and went into details.
19:14See, Bobita?
19:16They're looking for her, too.
19:18Have you been to Bucharest?
19:20Have you walked with the subway?
19:22No, I haven't.
19:24Have you?
19:26Yes.
19:28Do you remember what he said?
19:30I don't know what he said.
19:32Watch out, the doors are closing.
19:34Let's go.
19:36See you next time.
19:38Next time.
19:40Next time, when I have a good idea.
19:42Bobita, have a beer with us.
19:44No, thanks.
19:46You said he talked to his mother, right?
19:48No.
19:50In details.
19:52Cheers!
20:06How's it going?
20:08It's going to be bad.
20:10I didn't want to take the sword.
20:12It's his life.
20:14You can't not take the sword.
20:16I showed him the envelope.
20:18He didn't take it.
20:20He didn't see anything.
20:22He was sweating when he saw it.
20:24He said he climbed 10 floors.
20:26He didn't take it.
20:28Because 300 is too little.
20:30How much did I have?
20:32500.
20:34Where did I get 500 from?
20:36I know.
20:38That's not enough.
20:40I'll go and get another 200.
20:42Perfect.
20:44We'll catch him red-handed.
20:46He won't leave me alone.
20:48You know how I am.
20:50Go and get the money.
20:54Why didn't you leave?
20:56I did.
20:58I told you not to sign anything.
21:00You have to give it to me.
21:02Be clear.
21:04If you don't sign, I won't take the sword.
21:06What are you doing?
21:08More?
21:10Yes.
21:12Don't you want a strawberry?
21:14I forgot.
21:16If you drink, you work for nothing.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:20I don't feel like it.
21:22I don't feel like it.
21:24I'll go and get a cognac.
21:26I don't want a cognac.
21:28I forgot.
21:30If you drink, you work for nothing.
21:32I can't wait.
21:34I'm in a hurry.
21:36I don't know what to do.
21:38What the hell?
21:40Hello, Dalida.
21:42Leave me alone.
21:44Vasile?
21:46He's in the house.
21:48What's wrong?
21:50I don't know.
21:58It's not Fanica.
22:00I looked for her.
22:02It's not her.
22:04It's not her.
22:06Don't be upset.
22:08I'm asking you.
22:10Where did you get this?
22:12It doesn't matter.
22:14Thank you for giving it to me.
22:16I don't know where I got it.
22:18You have a lover.
22:20What?
22:22Why do you care?
22:24It's none of your business.
22:26You have a lover.
22:28What?
22:30What?
22:32I don't understand.
22:34Why should I care?
22:36I just want to know what you saw in him.
22:38It's none of your business.
22:40I'm talking.
22:44Tell me what you saw in your lover.
22:46Then tell me what I saw in my lover.
22:48It's none of your business.
22:50Do you like him wearing a uniform?
22:52Who?
22:54Your lover, Robi.
22:56Is Robi my lover?
22:58Isn't he?
23:00Robi is my lover.
23:02Actually, Robi is everyone's lover.
23:04Isn't Robi your lover?
23:06No.
23:08Oh, my God!
23:10Niculeta lied to me.
23:12These two are in love with Robi.
23:14What do you mean?
23:16Where did you get this?
23:18It's none of my business.
23:20I think it is.
23:22I saw a dog running with him and I took it.
23:24Are you happy?
23:26Don't get mad at me.
23:28If he hears us, he'll beat us up.
23:30Why would he beat me up?
23:32Because you're in his house.
23:34Don't you know this is not healthy?
23:36Where did you get this?
23:38My lover gave it to me.
23:40Are you happy now?
23:42I'll teach you a lesson.
23:44Your lover is Niculeta.
23:46And?
23:48Do you know her?
23:50She's my lover, too.
23:52There's no way.
23:54What if I tell you she's my lover, too?
23:58What did Niculeta do to you?
24:02What did I do?
24:04Don't you look at yourself?
24:06You're going to be a princess.
24:08I'm going to shave my head.
24:10Did something happen?
24:14Nothing. I hit myself on the bed.
24:16Yes, yes.
24:18Come on.
24:22What's happening to me?
24:26Tell me, where's the thief?
24:30I don't know, Robi.
24:32How can I know?
24:34This thief is going to your wife.
24:36It's none of my business.
24:38I knew you were lying.
24:42Where?
24:44You looked up and to the left.
24:46It's obvious you're lying.
24:48I learned this from the police school.
24:50The language of the eye.
24:52Go to hell.
24:54You learned it.
24:56Tell me, what did you steal?
24:58If you don't shut up, I'll hit you.
25:00Tell me.
25:02I sold it.
25:04You sold it?
25:06Yes.
25:08I saw I didn't have any money.
25:10Yes.
25:12I saw he needed it.
25:14I gave him what he wanted.
25:16I gave him the bottle.
25:18No.
25:20Who did you sell it to?
25:22Ardiles.
25:24What does he have?
25:26Robi, are you crazy?
25:28He needs it for a combination.
25:30What combination?
25:32I don't know.
25:34He told me at the hairdresser's.
25:36Dress fashion.
25:38Who sold you to this thief?
25:40Look at him.
25:42I'm asking you.
25:44What's the combination?
25:46The police is looking for it.
25:52Did you find it?
25:54No.
25:56I'm glad I didn't.
25:58If I find it,
26:00I'll throw it on the fire.
26:02I don't need it anymore.
26:04What do you need it for?
26:06For me.
26:08I said the same thing.
26:10I don't need it anymore.
26:12Even if I don't need it.
26:14If you don't need it anymore,
26:16and no one wants it anymore,
26:18it's settled, right?
26:20Yes.
26:22You solved the case.
26:24I like it.
26:26I'm leaving.
26:28I'm leaving.
26:30I'll drive you home.
26:32No.
26:34I don't like the car.
26:36Thank you for everything.
26:38Thank you for everything?
26:40Don't worry.
26:42I'm leaving.
26:44Goodbye.
26:48Can I make you a coffee?
26:52I'd like a coffee.
26:54Three coffees.
26:56Go.
27:08Three coffees.
27:10Go.
27:26So,
27:28attention please,
27:30you idiots,
27:32didn't you get it?
27:34Didn't you get it?
27:36If you don't take the money, I won't tell you again, it's still in the garage, close the door.
27:40That's it, get out, get out.
27:42What's your idea?
27:43The idea I have is the best idea, because if I go to Romania with her, she'll put me in the book of records.
27:50Ladies, gentlemen and vagabonds, the only person who can sing at the nose, 3, 2, 1 and go!
27:59That's it!
28:02Come on, it's very cool, what are you talking about?
28:04We'll make a millionaire with this, Dorele, bravo!
28:07Bravo, dad!
28:08That's it, you know?
28:10I know, I know.
28:11I'll break it.
28:12So, with this one, I'll break, I'll go straight to the top.
28:15Come on, man.
28:16Like a gypsy.
28:17Listen to this.
28:18If you don't take the money...
28:23Wait, don't close it.
28:24Don't close it, please, don't close it.
28:27Wait, I'll give you the chorus.
28:28Don't close it!
28:29Don't close it!
28:45Vasile, don't you feel ashamed?
28:47What did I do?
28:53So, you'll give it to me?
28:56What's this?
28:57You think you don't know?
28:59I found it on my desk, with a note that said
29:01I hope you get a V.
29:03Do you want me to tell you that you're not a V?
29:04No.
29:05No?
29:06Oh, yes, Vasile!
29:07Because this gift appeared exactly
29:09after you spent two nights with me, one after the other.
29:12So?
29:13And you ate, and you drank, and we both did all that.
29:17And what, wasn't it nice, or what?
29:19And you left in the morning, and when we got to the town hall,
29:21I found this on my desk.
29:22You said that again.
29:24With the town hall locked up?
29:26Who else has a key from the town hall, other than me?
29:28Me.
29:29And you're worried that you're not a V?
29:31But, I don't get it.
29:32I mean, it's not nice, or what?
29:35It is, Vasile, but it has five numbers.
29:37It's nothing.
29:38It's an apropos, somehow.
29:39What apropos?
29:42Vasile, don't talk to me like that!
29:45Last night, I didn't bother you.
29:47You said, wow, it's good that you're like this,
29:49that you have more to gossip about.
29:51I don't care about you!
29:52I don't give a damn about you!
29:54You smell like an old man!
29:56Like an old man?
29:57You stink!
29:59Vasile, listen to me.
30:01You've ruined the cart with me.
30:02Definitely.
30:03I won't cover you for anything, ever again.
30:06A thousand checks will come to you,
30:08and I won't put any leather on you.
30:10I don't care, I can't fix what you did.
30:12But I don't even care if you fix anything.
30:14Goodbye!
30:15Tarido, wait a minute.
30:16Wait a minute, Tarida.
30:17Wait a minute.
30:18You're so...
30:19Wait, Tarido.
30:20You're not a woman, wait a minute.
30:22Enough!
30:23You're not a woman.
30:24Leave him alone, do you hear me?
30:25Tarido, please, from the bottom of my heart,
30:27it was a misunderstanding.
30:28Get out!
30:30What's up, Vasilica?
30:31Do you have a problem?
30:32It's none of your business.
30:34What did you do last year?
30:35Did you drink wine?
30:37What? Me?
30:38That's what they say about me too, Luca.
30:40I think they've grown up.
30:41Forget the wine, I have other more important things.
30:43Look, take a seat here on the chair,
30:44so I can tell you what I'm talking about.
30:46Don't say I'm a bad guy.
30:48I can admit it.
30:49First of all, I made Dalida so angry
30:51that she thinks it's your fault.
30:53So she gets mad at you
30:54because you made a big mess.
30:56But, you see?
30:57Now you can go and tell her.
30:59But if she gets mad,
31:00she might come up with something.
31:03Second,
31:04I have the solution to the problem.
31:06I can make you make out with Dalida
31:08without any problem.
31:09Just
31:10after you sign this paper for me
31:12that you don't want me to sign,
31:13because you're a jerk.
31:20A few months later
31:33It's all right, Nicu.
31:34You can come in.
31:36What do you want me to ask you?
31:38Do you think I'm going to break the tires?
31:40More than anything,
31:41it's not about the tires.
31:42Why did I tell you to come in first?
31:44I was afraid you'd hit me in the face.
31:46No, wait, Nicu.
31:47You can come in.
31:48What did I want to tell you?
31:49I can't give her a fine for the tires.
31:51I didn't have a witness.
31:52I'm sorry about the tires.
31:54I can find them.
31:55It's not a problem.
31:56I'm leaving.
31:58Bye.
31:59Bye.
32:19A few months later
32:35I liked this one with Nasu.
32:37What did you like?
32:38How did Nasu sing it?
32:39Is it cool?
32:40What do you mean?
32:41It's music.
32:42It blew your mind.
32:43But I liked it.
32:45What did you like?
32:46That's it.
32:47I'm leaving.
32:48I'm leaving.
32:49Bye.
32:50Bye.
32:51Gazuane!
32:52Hi.
32:53Hi, Mom.
32:54Gazuane!
32:55What are you doing here?
32:56I'm fine, Mom.
32:57How are you?
32:58I'm fine.
32:59Fine?
33:00Fine?
33:01Forget it.
33:02I asked you,
33:03what are you doing here
33:04in my sister's yard?
33:05We don't have a yard.
33:06Yes, Mom.
33:07Yes?
33:08So what?
33:09Why don't you see
33:10what you're doing?
33:12It's true
33:13that you put the garage
33:15in Dorel and Gianni's yard.
33:17You locked them in the garage.
33:19And you want me to hit you?
33:21You want me to hit you?
33:22Shut up!
33:23You and your brother.
33:25You've been talking nonsense
33:26since you were kids.
33:27Yes,
33:28because you ruined this one too.
33:30This one.
33:31Do you want me to hit you?
33:33Yes, Mom, I do.
33:34Why don't you let them go?
33:35Let them go?
33:36Do you know what you did to your mother?
33:37What?
33:38You told her
33:39that she's doing it to you
33:40and that she loves you.
33:41On the side and on the wall.
33:43Shut up!
33:44I'm talking to you.
33:45Shut up!
33:46Shut up right now!
33:47You poor thing!
33:48You ate my food!
33:52Get out!
33:53Get out!
33:54Get out!
33:55So,
33:56thank you, Mrs. Gazot.
33:57So...
33:58No, no,
33:59I wasn't messing around
34:00with these crazy people
34:01because I didn't come here to...
34:02Thank you very much
34:03because if you hadn't told me,
34:04my God,
34:05what would have happened?
34:06It wouldn't have been...
34:07Yes, yes.
34:08Now,
34:09now you know that...
34:10You know what you have to do?
34:11I do.
34:12Well, yes.
34:13Now...
34:14What did you say?
34:15I have an even better idea.
34:16So,
34:17be careful,
34:18if I don't give you
34:19an offer right now...
34:20Hey, man!
34:21Come on!
34:22Where are you?
34:23I was leaving.
34:24Leaving?
34:25He left,
34:26but he didn't leave
34:27because of you.
34:28Mrs. Gazot
34:29took you for a ride
34:30and that's why he left.
34:31Do you understand?
34:32Say, thank you very much.
34:33Thank you very much.
34:34No, I had to say
34:35thank you very much.
34:36Hello, hello,
34:37where are you going?
34:38Are you crazy?
34:39Home.
34:40What do you mean?
34:41The woman is coming,
34:42what do you want me to do?
34:43Don't you have a duty
34:44to this woman
34:45that she came and took you
34:46from Manang?
34:47What duty, man?
34:49Johnny,
34:50Johnny,
34:51Johnny, tell me,
34:52is it true
34:53what I heard?
34:56Is it true
34:57that you said
34:58that you were going
34:59and you were passing me
35:00and on the side
35:01and on the wall
35:02and on the side
35:03and on the wall
35:04that...
35:05He said it.
35:06He said it,
35:07but he was angry
35:08because he took her for a ride
35:09and that's why he came
35:10at the first moment
35:11and this was the moment
35:12in which I was angry.
35:13No, no, no,
35:14because with excuses
35:15it doesn't work,
35:16guys.
35:17But how does it work,
35:18I mean?
35:19It doesn't work.
35:20No,
35:21because what you said
35:22you have to do.
35:23No, I...
35:24I'll do it.
35:25I'll do it.
35:26I'll do it.
35:27Do it!
35:28Come on, Dima.
35:29Come on!
35:30Let's go there.
35:31Come on.
35:32Come on.
35:33Dima.
35:34Hey,
35:35I'll be back in an hour
35:36to open you, ok?
35:37No,
35:38two hours,
35:39two and a half hours.
35:40I'll give you another hour, because I see you're in good shape, you're strong, if it's three hours.
35:44Hey, pay attention!
35:45Dorele, in turn, give it to me so I can have juice with you, do you understand?
35:48I understand!
35:49That's it, that's it, that's it.
35:50Come on, come on!
35:53Wait, Dorele, I'll take care of this one.
36:04So, are you satisfied?
36:06Come on, Vasile, what the hell was so hard for you to sign from the beginning?
36:10We even had a scandal with Dalida.
36:12It's like I thought I'd put you in trouble with all the people in the village.
36:15Just because I didn't sign this?
36:16You say it when you don't give me a break.
36:19But be careful, I'll give you a tip.
36:22Dalida wants to change the TV with a new one.
36:25Well, where can I buy a TV, right?
36:27How, where? From me.
36:30Well, where can I buy it? From me, for free, like I bought it.
36:34Did you buy it for free?
36:35Yes, but I'll give it to you now.
36:37Wait, I still have a break.
36:39I'll be back.
36:41So, do you recognize that one?
36:42No.
36:43No, because it's old.
36:45Where is it old?
36:46Well, where? I don't see it anywhere.
36:48It's old, incognito.
36:51Incognito, right?
36:52Wait, let's close this.
36:53So, I'll give you the TV from me, you give it to Dalida, and you close the deal.
36:59What do you say? Do we shake hands?
37:00Uh-huh.
37:01Is it good?
37:02It's good, come on.
37:03If you meet Cancio on the way with the TV, tell him that this guy is stupid with TVs.
37:07Ah, good thing you told me.
37:08And be careful, the 100 lei you owe me should be credited.
37:11Should be credited, right?
37:12Yes.
37:13So, the TV is in the account on that paper?
37:15The TV is in the account on this paper, and the 100 lei should be credited.
37:18Good, perfect.
37:19Stop!
37:21Well, what was that, Vasile?
37:23I'll tell you.
37:24Under my eyes, it happened.
37:26He hit him with a spade, he took him with a spade.
37:29That's it.
37:30That's it, that's it, tic-tac-tic-tac-tic-tac.
37:32Tic-tac-tic-tac, burn me with money.
37:34Mmm, oh my God.
37:36Come on, come on.
37:37How much was it, 200?
37:38200!
37:39Oh, that's it, he hit me with a spade.
37:41And I won't hit you anymore.
37:43That's it, I got you, stop, stop, take off the shoes.
37:46That's it, I got you, I got you, what can I do.
37:48200, right?
37:49Good, one, two.
37:50And I want to tell you something between us.
37:52Not even with 400 you didn't find someone to do the job you did with 200.
38:02Yes, I drank your wine too.
38:04Mmm, pay me in mushrooms.
38:06Guys, do you see that gate?
38:08Open it nicely and goodbye, come on.
38:14What paper did you sign on it?
38:16Two papers that he also signed on.
38:19That what?
38:21That he receives 500 lei a month from the mayor's office because he is a student.
38:25And we, because we are students over 50 years old, we are special cases.
38:29Special cases that should not be paid by the mayor's office, do you understand me?
38:33Where the hell are you, student?
38:35Where is he?
38:37At an online faculty from the Ilfov Brigade.
38:40About how to study the Chinese language through the Greek language.
38:46Let's, let's, let's talk in Chinese through Greek.
39:29Let's go.
39:59Let's go.
40:01Let's go.
40:28Hello.
40:30Aspirin?
40:32Aren't you afraid to be alone on these roads?
40:36I have a nice gift for you.
40:40Don't you want to see it?
40:43You are crazy.
40:45Now you will see.
41:01What can I do for you, kid?
41:03If I had eaten you somewhere, I would have cut you into pieces.
41:12You don't hear this as the best way to apologize.
41:15I took it on the hot version.
41:18When someone gives it to you once, you give it back twice as hot.
41:24I'm going to tell you something.
41:26Don't say I'm a bad boy.
41:29I was the one who put the gun.
41:33Forgive me, please.