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00:00I'm going to eat a chicken, yellow as a lemon.
00:27What do you want?
00:30Where are you going?
00:32Where should I go? To the store.
00:34Wait, to the store?
00:37God, what a woman!
00:40Why didn't you wake me up?
00:42You left me to sleep.
00:44You're a pain in the ass at the store.
00:46I'm perfect.
00:48I have a surprise for you.
00:50Are you going to war?
00:52Not so big.
00:53I want to cook something for you.
00:59From heart to heart, from soul to soul, from love to love.
01:03A fabulous recipe.
01:06I want to make it for you.
01:08What recipe?
01:10I can't tell you. It's a secret.
01:12I need you.
01:14If you're still at the store, get some ingredients.
01:16I'm going to clean the pan.
01:18Ok, what do you need?
01:20Four eggs.
01:21Not too big, not too small.
01:23We have. Look in the fridge.
01:26It's an egg?
01:28Bravo!
01:30Nina, bravo!
01:32Flour. One kilo of flour.
01:34But be careful.
01:36Not like that.
01:38Not like that.
01:40Take some flour.
01:42Look in the fridge.
01:44We have flour.
01:46Bravo!
01:48Don't tell me you have jam.
01:49What do you want to do there?
01:52Come on, GogoĹź.
01:56I'm more into art, precision, refinement.
02:01Pancakes.
02:03Pancakes?
02:05Great! What do you want to make?
02:07It's not a pancake.
02:10It's a flambéed pancake.
02:14Right?
02:15Yes.
02:17Then start the fire.
02:19We have oil.
02:21Perfect!
02:23I'll make a flambéed pancake.
02:25I'll make a flambéed pancake until you come back.
02:27Tell me.
02:29I forgot.
02:31Where is the brandy bottle?
02:33What brandy bottle?
02:35The brandy bottle to flambé the pancakes.
02:37To make them flambé.
02:39We don't have brandy.
02:41She doesn't tell me.
02:42Bravo!
02:44You surprised me.
02:46I told you.
02:48I promised you.
02:50Take a bottle of brandy.
02:52Take two.
02:54To make them flambé.
02:56On both sides.
02:58Only three?
03:00Three!
03:02To make them flambé and sweeten.
03:04Take three.
03:06Look at you.
03:08You want me to go get you a drink.
03:09I don't have any.
03:11I don't have any brandy.
03:13I don't need it.
03:15I won't get you any brandy.
03:17I don't need it.
03:19Take some vodka.
03:21Take some spirit.
03:23It will smell a bit like a flambéed pancake, but we'll manage.
03:25Take some spirit.
03:27I won't get you anything.
03:29Perfect!
03:31Acetone.
03:33Take some gas.
03:35At least two bottles.
03:37Siphon.
03:39Siphon.
03:41Siphon.
03:43I won't get you anything.
03:45I want to make you a cake.
03:47I won't get you anything.
03:49I won't get you anything.
03:51Listen to him.
03:53Flambéed pancakes.
03:55Did you make me a drink?
03:57Yes.
03:59Because you're an alcoholic.
04:01What am I doing?
04:03What am I doing?
04:05Let's live.
04:07Let's live.
04:10Can I ask you a question?
04:12What is it?
04:14I don't want you to think I'm crazy.
04:20But can you help me?
04:24Sure.
04:27Have I ever
04:30impressed
04:32someone
04:35because I'm an alcoholic?
04:39No.
05:09I'm an alcoholic.
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07:00I'm an alcoholic.
07:02He's drunk.
07:04How should a man speak with a drunk?
07:08Are you nuts?
07:10You shouldn't have had that.
07:12We don't get drunk.
07:14He is a drug addict.
07:16Don't break his collar.
07:18Conversing with a drunk?
07:20I have enough.
07:22You don't care about anything anymore.
07:24It's raining.
07:26Move if you're not hungry.
07:28What?
07:29Move to another table if you're not stupid.
07:30Why are you still here?
07:31Yes, I'm moving.
07:32Very good, go.
07:33What's wrong with him?
07:34What did he steal from you?
07:35He stole some sheep because he doesn't know how to make corn.
07:37It's bad, huh?
07:38The whole country should sell sheep because it's not raining.
07:42Hello, did someone talk to you?
07:44Stop talking to him.
07:45From you, from the table.
07:46Come on, we're stupid.
07:47Didn't you say so?
07:48Which one from the table?
07:49Can't you see I'm the only smart one?
07:50Yeah, because he got caught.
07:53I'll stay with you.
07:54Listen, you idiot.
07:55You know that outside of you, no one likes the rain.
08:01Because it's wet.
08:03It's wet.
08:04Dorele, don't give them any more water.
08:06Because, you know...
08:07Water.
08:19Water.
08:20Water.
08:22Where's the water?
08:23Because it's not raining.
08:24I can't hear you, because it's not raining.
08:25It's on your knees.
08:26It's on your knees.
08:28Oh, you're so funny.
08:30You see, Dorele, if you're laughing, look.
08:33You're so right, because no one likes the rain.
08:36Tell me a song that says that the rain is beautiful and good.
08:39Tell me.
08:41What?
08:42I mean a happy song with rain.
08:44Tell me, I don't know.
08:45Tell me.
08:47What?
08:50So, you're asking me if I'm an alcoholic?
08:54No?
08:55No.
08:56No, because I know for sure that I'm not.
08:58I'm asking you if I ever had the impression that I am.
09:02Because, you know, that's how they say it.
09:06Extraordinary.
09:07Yeah, you say that too.
09:09But who was so good that they say such a lie?
09:13It doesn't matter.
09:15The world is evil.
09:16Enemistic.
09:17So, you say it.
09:18No, I'm an alcoholic.
09:23Celentano, are you staring at me?
09:26Yes.
09:27No.
09:28You're not an alcoholic.
09:29You're an angel.
09:31No.
09:32You're their king.
09:34God damn you.
09:35And you, Brasnic.
09:36Why are you laughing at my mother-in-law?
09:38Celentano, don't ask me questions like that.
09:40You're making fun of me.
09:41What are you asking me now?
09:43If the snow is cold?
09:44But calm down.
09:45We didn't learn that from you.
09:47We don't mind anything.
09:48It's very good how you are.
09:49Alcoholic.
09:50You taught me how to be an alcoholic?
09:52Yes, yes.
09:53But we all learned that from you.
09:55Just like we taught you how to be lazy.
09:57And we taught you how to be an alcoholic.
10:00With two O's?
10:01What?
10:02Alcoholic with two O's?
10:05Is there another way?
10:06Yes.
10:07One.
10:08Alcoholic.
10:09No, no, no.
10:10With two O's.
10:11You can do it with one O.
10:12You can't.
10:13Why?
10:14Because that's what I say.
10:15You don't tell me what to do.
10:17Why?
10:18Because you don't want to?
10:19Fine.
10:20Which one?
10:21With two O's or with one O?
10:22Neither.
10:23Then?
10:24Alcoholic.
10:25Alcoholic doesn't exist.
10:26What are you talking about?
10:27You don't want to.
10:28You don't make a rule.
10:29You don't tell me what to do.
10:30You understand?
10:31You're annoying me.
10:32And you teach me how to do things.
10:33You understand?
10:34Get the hell out of here.
10:35And you, get out of my way.
10:36Get out of my way.
10:37I'm a fool because I got drunk with you.
10:38Get out of my way, you fool.
10:39You fool with six O's.
10:40You fool.
10:41You fool with 10 O's.
10:42I'll let you be, since you'll help me.
10:44Two O's plus 10 O's.
10:46Whooo...
10:47Basile!
10:48Whoo...
10:49Celentano.
10:50What do you want from me?
10:51Stop it.
10:52What's going on with you and Basile?
10:53I was asking,
10:54that you were annoyed with me.
10:56Get out of here.
10:57And I'll kick you.
10:59Don't you know what I drink?
11:01I don't.
11:02Get out of here.
11:03Nicule, Nicule, don't answer, don't be at home.
11:14Don't be at home? Can't you see the car? Why is it at home?
11:18And if it's at home, why doesn't it answer?
11:21But what the hell is wrong with it? Come on, scream.
11:24Yes, scream, you too.
11:25Me? But I'm not talking to it.
11:27Well, if you scream, it doesn't mean you're talking to it.
11:29Listen, but what does it mean?
11:31That you helped me not to fail.
11:33I'm not screaming, come on.
11:35Come on, I'll come tomorrow.
11:37Boss, don't do this to me. Do you want me to call 112?
11:42And if I call 112, what?
11:44What are you doing? It's not an emergency.
11:46And if it's not an emergency, it transfers you to me.
11:48And if it transfers you to me, I'll tell you the same.
11:51I'll come tomorrow.
11:53Boss, why would I come tomorrow if it's at home now?
11:58Maybe it's sleeping.
11:59It's not sleeping, Nicu, at this hour.
12:01But how do you know?
12:03So, are you coming in or not?
12:05Girl, I can't come in when I need something.
12:08When I don't have a warrant.
12:10Come in with the gun, come on.
12:12But it's not the same thing.
12:14Don't make me angry, you know.
12:16Girl, but we also have some procedures at the police.
12:19I can't do what you want.
12:21Yes? You have procedures?
12:22Yes.
12:23Look at me, procedure. Let me in.
12:26This is trespassing.
12:28See, I'm giving you a warrant.
12:30I have to give you a warrant.
12:32And it's even worse.
12:33Do you realize that if he complains, it's even worse?
12:36I'm telling you to calm down.
12:39And look, I'll come later.
12:41Not tomorrow, later.
12:43Sure, later.
12:45Yes, sure.
12:46Sure, sure.
12:47Sure.
12:48Are you calling me or what?
12:51Are you giving me your number?
12:53What, you don't have my number?
12:55Yes, I'm kidding.
12:57Ok, but you call me, ok?
12:59Yes, I'll call you.
13:00Ok, see, I'm waiting.
13:01Yes, girl.
13:02I'm waiting for you to call me, ok?
13:11What?
13:12What are these guys doing at home?
13:18Did that crazy girl leave?
13:21Come here.
13:23What?
13:33It was that song with the rain, man.
13:35What song?
13:36It was raining like hell, and there were two guys
13:38who were living in a mansion where they were
13:40and they were playing, but I helped my dad.
13:42What?
13:46Paula Seling.
13:47That's right.
13:48The first one who sang it was Nicolae Fantis, man.
13:51And it was like this.
13:53I can't remember the melody now, but I know the verses.
13:56It was raining like hell, and we were loving each other.
13:59In the moon, on Mars.
14:01That's right.
14:02And tell me, what's so funny about this song?
14:04Tell me.
14:05It's like this, and what?
14:07And what?
14:08And what? I asked you what's so funny,
14:10because there's nothing funny here.
14:11There's absolutely nothing funny.
14:13Hey, cheese, it was raining like hell, man.
14:16Like hell.
14:17Hell.
14:18Hell.
14:19Exactly.
14:20In the moon, on Mars.
14:21Shut up, man.
14:22Like hell, what?
14:23What?
14:24Tell me.
14:25It's like this.
14:26It's not a football team.
14:27No.
14:28It's the stupid thing we didn't hear about.
14:29The stupid thing.
14:30The hell.
14:31Hey, cheese.
14:32Hell is hell, man.
14:33So, it was raining like hell.
14:35Like hell.
14:36That's it.
14:37If you had some books in your head,
14:39that's not what we're talking about, Major.
14:41So, it was raining like hell, man.
14:42You had to take the roof off.
14:43Like hell.
14:44So, no one's gonna be happy that it's raining.
14:46No one.
14:47Yeah, man.
14:48They'll be happy that it's raining.
14:49That it's raining outside,
14:50and they'll love each other in Mansarde.
14:52What's more beautiful in this world than love?
14:54Hey, love is beautiful when you have nothing in your head.
14:57Because if you read the Bible when it's raining,
14:59what do you do?
15:00You sit at home,
15:01and you watch TV.
15:02Yeah, man, because love ends quickly, man.
15:04The show lasts longer.
15:05You know what I'm saying?
15:06Yeah.
15:07What's wrong with you, man?
15:08You slept with them.
15:09No, but now I don't even like the rain, man.
15:10Really.
15:11You don't like the rain because it's raining
15:12and you took the roof off.
15:13Three drops of water made a stain on you, man.
15:15Yeah, man.
15:16And now you're singing that song
15:18and you're leaving me with my roof.
15:20That's why you're poor today.
15:21Poor and stupid.
15:22Why, man?
15:23That's why, man.
15:24You're looking for subjects that shouldn't even exist.
15:27What subject is that, man?
15:28Melodies happy with rain.
15:30It's good that you're smart and rich enough to be a nurse.
15:33Bravo, bravo.
15:34Hey, hey, hey.
15:35For me, it can't rain, man.
15:36That's all.
15:37I'm sorry about the plants, man,
15:38because if it doesn't rain, the plants don't grow.
15:40It can't rain for two years.
15:41I have money in the bank, you know.
15:42I live well from here on.
15:43But what do you do if it doesn't rain?
15:45I don't even make plums, man.
15:47What are you going to drink?
15:48Water.
15:49Man, now...
15:50So, I'm poor because that's how I want it, man.
15:52But if I want to get rich,
15:53because you're crazy,
15:54I'll become a millionaire overnight.
15:56Are you a millionaire, man?
15:57Watch out, if I want to.
15:58Good that you don't want to.
16:00Let's go, guys.
16:01Let's go, man.
16:02Let's go.
16:03Did you hear that, man?
16:04Let's go, guys,
16:05I'm going to do some easy cleaning in my yard.
16:07But for money, not for nothing.
16:11I have to stay at the church, man.
16:13What are you doing, man?
16:14What are you doing?
16:17Do you think it's raining?
16:25Tell me, man.
16:28Hey, guys.
16:30Is he at home?
16:31He's at home, but he's a bit drunk.
16:33Well, what's wrong with him?
16:34Hey, what's wrong with him?
16:35He had a fight with Vasile.
16:37He's an alcoholic.
16:38He doesn't have anything to drink.
16:39Do you have anything to drink?
16:40No.
16:41If you don't, don't come in.
16:42He's still at the church drinking blood.
16:44That's how bad he is, man.
16:45He doesn't have any money.
16:46Bad, bad.
16:47Bad of all of them.
16:48He yelled like all the hell he did here.
16:50Hey, Vasile didn't make him an alcoholic,
16:52Samara made him,
16:53because he started drinking vodka a year ago,
16:55because he liked it,
16:56because it was nicer to drink vodka
16:57and he didn't cry at all.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Let's go.
17:01No, man, no.
17:02It's not me.
17:03Let's go.
17:08Do you know about me and Branzoi's wife?
17:11Yes.
17:12But...
17:13It would be nice if she told me,
17:14because I don't know.
17:15Huh?
17:16I've been at home for seven years.
17:17I don't know.
17:18Leave it, it doesn't matter.
17:20Anyway, the thing is,
17:21about two weeks ago,
17:22when she came to my meeting,
17:24she comes about once a week.
17:26Once a week, man?
17:28Yes.
17:29Man, are you kidding me?
17:32I don't get it.
17:33No, no.
17:34Neither one nor the other.
17:35Really?
17:36I'm just telling you.
17:37And...
17:38You know what?
17:40Have you ever had a lover?
17:41Oh, yes.
17:42No, no, no.
17:44Anyway, you know that even with a lover,
17:46death comes to them.
17:48What do you mean?
17:49I mean, it doesn't suit them,
17:51they start arguing,
17:52it's like a wife, you know?
17:54That's why I did it,
17:55to add some salt and pepper
17:57to the meetings,
17:58and I got a whore,
17:59a white whore,
18:00with a red scarf.
18:01Huh?
18:02You know what a whore is?
18:04Yes, but...
18:05It's...
18:07It's that dress that you put under other dresses.
18:10Ah, I see.
18:11Their hair is sexy,
18:12but we don't know why.
18:13But, man,
18:14I don't get it either.
18:15Why would they wear sexy clothes
18:17if we take them off anyway?
18:19I mean,
18:20I don't know,
18:21I think they're just
18:22money-throwing whores.
18:23Literally.
18:24I mean,
18:25if they took off this scarf,
18:26they'd come and take a T-shirt, man,
18:28because you can wear a T-shirt on the street,
18:30you know?
18:31I don't know.
18:32Or a pyjama.
18:33Or a hat, man.
18:34A hat, Nicu.
18:35I don't know, man,
18:36I'm not saying it right.
18:37Anyway, it doesn't matter.
18:38The idea is that he left the whore here,
18:40so that he doesn't go home and see a whore.
18:42He should wear it here,
18:43for us,
18:44as it should be.
18:45You know?
18:46Yes, I understand.
18:47That's it.
18:48The beer is different.
18:49Which one?
18:50Well, I also have Felicel's wife.
18:53Wait a minute.
18:54All of them,
18:55all of them,
18:56every week?
18:57All of them.
18:59Man,
19:00don't praise me now.
19:01How can I praise you?
19:02I'm not praising you.
19:03I'm talking to you.
19:04I'm telling you the truth.
19:05This is the truth.
19:06Do you understand?
19:07And when Felicel's wife came,
19:08she saw the whore.
19:09Because I didn't have time.
19:10It was my fault.
19:11I should have painted him,
19:12I should have painted him better,
19:13under the leg,
19:14under the leg,
19:15here, you know?
19:16And I said,
19:17what's this?
19:18Whose is it?
19:19And what did you say, man?
19:20What do you mean?
19:21I couldn't say anything.
19:22Because I asked her.
19:23It's for me.
19:24And I dressed him.
19:25And he left with the whore.
19:26Bravo, man.
19:27And you said,
19:28yes, man,
19:29it's for you.
19:30And now,
19:31that's why Felicel's wife
19:32comes to you,
19:33because she sees the whore,
19:34right?
19:35What's going on in your mind?
19:36Well,
19:37not always.
19:38I get tired.
19:39I mean,
19:40what's the matter?
19:41Now,
19:42what do I do?
19:43Because Felicel's wife
19:44comes and says,
19:45where's the whore?
19:46And I say,
19:47leave him alone,
19:48because I don't know
19:49where I put him.
19:50But she took the whore.
19:51And what am I supposed to give
19:52to Felicel's wife,
19:53if she wants the whore?
19:54What am I supposed to give her,
19:55if I don't have what to give her?
19:56Hey, man.
19:57So,
19:58analyzing the situation
19:59like this,
20:00and it's complicated,
20:01man.
20:02Okay,
20:03but I'm a friend,
20:04and I'm a policeman,
20:05and that's what I'm talking about.
20:06There's security and trust
20:07in these places.
20:08Right.
20:09Hey, man.
20:10So, I'll do everything I can
20:11to solve the situation, man.
20:13I have another idea.
20:14That's why I called you.
20:15Aha.
20:16What?
20:17It's better if you don't go.
20:18Nicu,
20:19Nicu,
20:20get out.
20:21Get out,
20:22because if you don't get out
20:23by 3 o'clock,
20:24I'll break your windshield
20:25right here.
20:26One.
20:27Nicu,
20:28I think he's in a state,
20:29it's better if you get out.
20:30No,
20:31I don't want to break his windshield.
20:32No.
20:33Hey,
20:34Nicu,
20:35I'm sorry,
20:36but I'll break your windshield,
20:37do you hear me?
20:38Hey, Nicu,
20:39I can't just sit here
20:40and do nothing,
20:41because I'm a policeman.
20:42This is a vandalism act.
20:43Hey, wait, man.
20:44Wait for me.
20:45Nicu,
20:46Nicu,
20:47be careful,
20:48I'm going to hit you.
20:49Nicu.
20:50Hey, wait,
20:51wait,
20:52and don't break anything, man.
20:53Take that bag out
20:54right now.
20:55Don't come out,
20:56because she's afraid of you.
20:57Listen to me,
20:58why is she afraid?
20:59Because she doesn't have a license anymore.
21:00Oh, my God,
21:01I was sure.
21:02Where is my brother-in-law?
21:03Where is he?
21:04He's at Firicel's wife's place.
21:05What?
21:06And I'm sure
21:07and confident with her,
21:08what are you talking about?
21:09Look.
21:10My brother-in-law
21:11is at that panorama
21:12at Firicel's wife's place?
21:13Wait,
21:14but I gave him the surprise.
21:15You?
21:16Yes,
21:17and don't make a panorama
21:18because she's my lover.
21:19What?
21:26Come on,
21:27it's not much work.
21:28You have to dig around the trees,
21:29put some fertilizer
21:30on the roots,
21:31put a 1.5 meters high wall,
21:32then a little cleaning
21:33and that's it.
21:34Oh,
21:35that's all?
21:36Yes, yes.
21:37Listen,
21:38let's do something.
21:39It's nothing, huh?
21:40That's it, Vasile,
21:41it's a closed house,
21:42you can go home.
21:43Gianni,
21:44tell me,
21:45how can you become
21:46a millionaire in euros?
21:47Well,
21:48I have the plan in my head.
21:49Seriously?
21:50Yes.
21:51Wait a minute,
21:52what do you mean,
21:53a closed house?
21:54Come on,
21:55in two words,
21:56are you done?
21:58Wait a minute,
21:59maybe it wasn't clear.
22:00Why?
22:01For money,
22:02not for nothing.
22:03What the hell are you talking about?
22:04We don't care.
22:05Don't you hear
22:06that this man,
22:07Gianni Paz,
22:08can become a millionaire
22:09in euros,
22:10if he wants to?
22:11Attention,
22:12but I don't want to.
22:13If I wanted,
22:14I would need one thing.
22:15What?
22:16I don't know,
22:17tell me.
22:18Come on,
22:19stop that nonsense.
22:20Tell me what that thing is.
22:21Do you want to be a millionaire too?
22:22Yes.
22:23Go and work at Vasile's
22:24if you want money.
22:25Vasile,
22:26hello.
22:27Hello.
22:28Hello.
22:29Hey,
22:30what are you doing here?
22:31Do you have meetings?
22:32Look,
22:33Vasile is trying to convince us
22:34to go to his house
22:35and clean his yard.
22:36He doesn't have much.
22:37And for money,
22:38not for nothing.
22:39Are you in?
22:40I'm not in,
22:41I'm not in.
22:42Give me a cigarette.
22:43Look,
22:44he doesn't have money for a cigarette,
22:45but he's not going to work.
22:46Did someone ask you
22:47something?
22:48What are you doing?
22:49Go.
22:50No, I'm not going,
22:51I've worked enough at mine,
22:52I'm going to another one.
22:53Then shut up.
22:54I have orders.
22:56I don't even greet you.
23:01Hey,
23:02don't you have a cigarette?
23:03No, I don't smoke.
23:04Hey,
23:05wait.
23:06Don't you see
23:07that nobody respects me?
23:08Let's go.
23:09Wait.
23:17Tell me, Gianni,
23:18why do you need
23:19to become a millionaire?
23:20Well,
23:21when I tell you
23:22that I have a girlfriend,
23:23you don't get it.
23:24You don't get it
23:25and you don't tell anyone.
23:26So I need
23:27only one thing.
23:28A garage.
23:30A garage?
23:31A garage full of cars
23:32and in a week
23:33I'll become a millionaire
23:34in Europe.
23:37A garage.
23:38That's it.
23:42You say
23:43that you're
23:44Fericel's wife's lover.
23:45Yes,
23:46why are you so surprised?
23:47Well, I'm surprised.
23:48I'm surprised
23:49that you don't even have
23:50a lover.
23:51What do you mean
23:52that I don't have a lover?
23:53I mean
23:54a lover's face.
23:55That's it.
23:56That's what you're saying,
23:57that he has a lover's face?
23:58Of course he has a lover's face.
23:59From here
24:00I can see
24:01that he has a lover's face.
24:02It's like
24:03a rear-view mirror.
24:04You look there
24:05but those objects
24:06are further away
24:07than the barriers.
24:08Wait a minute.
24:09What face
24:10should a lover have?
24:11I don't know,
24:12but not like yours.
24:13You know what?
24:14You have a face
24:15of a man
24:16whose wife has a lover.
24:17No, it's not like that.
24:18And secondly,
24:19I don't even have a wife.
24:20But not a lover's face.
24:21After all,
24:22you're the only one
24:23I found free in the village.
24:24Wait a minute
24:25so I can understand.
24:26So,
24:27you wanted to give
24:28your lover a present
24:29and you came to him
24:30to cry
24:31because you don't know what.
24:32Yes, yes, yes.
24:33And this smartass
24:34told you
24:35that he'll give you
24:36a screw
24:37that has been used
24:38several times.
24:39Yes, yes,
24:40to save me
24:41because we're like brothers.
24:42I mean
24:43and it was an important day
24:44because we were
24:45together for a year
24:46when we were lovers.
24:47Really?
24:48Yes.
24:49How nice.
24:50And he saved you?
24:51How nice it was.
24:52Nicule,
24:53thank you very much again
24:54for saving me.
24:55But you don't have
24:56to be healthy.
24:57Yes.
24:58I did everything
24:59to save him
25:00from this situation
25:01in which
25:02I didn't realize
25:03how stupid I was.
25:04I put this thing
25:05above us
25:06and I made a mistake.
25:07I made a mistake.
25:08But what now?
25:09I give you money
25:10for a screw
25:11and that's it.
25:12You take another one.
25:13Wait, dear.
25:14Calm down.
25:15There's no need.
25:16Listen, Nicule,
25:17my love.
25:18Yes, yes.
25:19What is it?
25:20Do you know
25:21how long we've been together?
25:22Yes.
25:23How long?
25:24A lot.
25:25A lot?
25:26A lot.
25:27You don't know?
25:28How can I not know?
25:29I know, but
25:30how can you
25:31tell me so fast?
25:32How many years?
25:33Years.
25:34Years.
25:35Nine?
25:36Nine years.
25:37I wanted to say
25:38nine years.
25:39Tell me.
25:40We've been together
25:41for nine years.
25:42Or eight.
25:43Eight or nine.
25:44Nine or eight.
25:45Eight or nine.
25:46Of course, of course.
25:47Of course.
25:48Of course.
25:49I'm not saying
25:50ten years.
25:51Ten.
25:52If I drink it, it's ten.
25:53Yes.
25:54I don't believe
25:55in your nonsense.
25:56But it's not nonsense
25:57in the word of honor.
25:58Pay attention
25:59to what we're doing here.
26:00We get in the car
26:01and we go to her.
26:02I talked to her on the phone.
26:03She's at home.
26:04I know for sure.
26:05The idea is
26:06that I don't go
26:07and ask her
26:08if she's your lover
26:09because she doesn't tell me.
26:10That's how we do it.
26:11We all lie.
26:12It's normal.
26:13But
26:14the idea is
26:15what you have to do.
26:16You beg her here.
26:17So you
26:18go
26:19kiss her
26:20on the mouth
26:21and show me
26:22your ass
26:23in the yard.
26:24Come with him
26:25so I can see it.
26:26No.
26:27She's in the yard
26:28dressed in fur.
26:29No?
26:30No.
26:31No, no, no.
26:32This is the best.
26:33You come in the yard
26:34dressed in fur.
26:35You
26:36and we
26:37get in the car
26:38in the street
26:39and we look at each other.
26:40Yes?
26:41Did you understand?
26:42Wait, but...
26:43No way.
26:44No way.
26:45So if you don't
26:46do this
26:47I'll kick your ass.
26:48Fine, let's go.
26:49Wait, but...
26:50Come on.
26:51What's her fault?
26:52It's not her, Robi.
26:53It's not her.
26:54You two
26:55smartasses
26:56who think
26:57you can fool me.
26:58Let's go.
26:59Listen...
27:00Let's go.
27:01Let's go, Robi.
27:02Let's go.
27:03What's wrong with you?
27:04Behave yourself.
27:05Let's go.
27:06You have no
27:07safety
27:08and trust.
27:09Let's go.
27:18Wait.
27:19I'm watching you.
27:23Yes, but it'll take a while.
27:25Robi,
27:26I'm not in a hurry.
27:28Good luck.
27:30Good luck.
27:32Let's go.
27:33Let's go.
27:47And what are we doing?
27:49We're going to watch.
27:51Wait a minute.
27:52Didn't you say we're waiting for a car?
27:54I forgot my card.
27:56Oh...
28:18Tell me, Gianni,
28:20why do you need a garage
28:22to become a millionaire?
28:30Can't you do it without a garage?
28:32No, man.
28:33You don't even know
28:34what you're doing
28:35with those big vagabonds.
28:37Who?
28:38Vasile?
28:39The mayor?
28:40Yeah, Vasile and the mayor.
28:41They're vagabonds, Var.
28:43They're a bunch of
28:46Bill Gates.
28:47Have you heard of him?
28:48With the computers.
28:49With those guys.
28:50Zuckerberg,
28:51with Facebook.
28:52Elon Musk.
29:06The one with the rockets.
29:07Satellites.
29:08A moon on Mars.
29:09Laika.
29:10Have you heard of Laika?
29:11The dog in space with those guys.
29:12What are you talking about?
29:13Should I tell you more?
29:14No, leave it.
29:15Tell me what's up with them.
29:17Do you know how they started?
29:18How they became millionaires?
29:19How?
29:20In a garage.
29:21Boom!
29:22Yeah, right.
29:23Yeah, I'm telling you.
29:24What if I lied to you?
29:25What?
29:26Wait a minute.
29:27Why?
29:28All of them in a garage
29:29or did they have separate garages?
29:30Look at him.
29:31In a garage it's different.
29:32Wait a minute.
29:33Yeah, but
29:34the garage isn't the problem.
29:35What idea did they have
29:38to have a garage?
29:45I told him you were a millionaire.
29:46The garage is not the problem.
29:47Well, why does he have a garage?
29:48Come on.
29:49Listen.
29:50This is exactly what I say.
29:53You know when they were young
29:55and he was poor like me.
29:56I mean, he was even poorer than me.
29:57Do you understand?
29:58And he started the billions
29:59with those guys
30:00in the garage.
30:01You know what I'm saying?
30:02That's it!
30:03Ah, yeah.
30:05Ah, yes.
30:06So that's why you're not a millionaire
30:07because you don't have a garage.
30:08Come on, man
30:09He caught you.
30:10You got caught.
30:11Yes, yes, I got caught.
30:12You didn't get caught
30:13You didn't get it. I told you. The garage isn't the problem.
30:16The idea you have in the garage is the doll you have to destroy.
30:20Look at him.
30:22First of all, I have a thousand ideas per minute.
30:25It's not a problem.
30:26Second of all, we don't have to break the doll.
30:28We have to let her do what she wants.
30:30But she didn't have a car. She didn't have a car. She didn't have a garage.
30:33She condemned me to a life of poverty.
30:36If you had a garage, you'd be...
30:38I'd be crazy.
30:40Look at your sister. She left to work in Spain.
30:47Spain is...
30:57And she left us at home.
30:58And look at Bucharest. It has a garage.
31:00It has a garage.
31:02I'll hit you in the head. I'll hit you in the head.
31:05I'll hit you in the head. I don't want anything from you.
31:08You make that million and I'll be here.
31:11I'm not doing it.
31:13Why?
31:14I'm not doing it. We'll fight later.
31:16I know you want to be on your side.
31:19You'll say you want 200. I'll say I'm not doing it.
31:22I'm not doing anything.
31:23A beer. If you don't have a beer, stay here.
31:25We'll go.
31:26Yes.
31:27I don't know.
31:28I don't have anything to say.
31:29You have a family argument. I'll ask you later.
31:31The garage is the problem. Where else will you park?
31:34Johnny, you're so stupid.
31:36Look at his mouth. You have no idea.
31:39He has no idea.
31:40He has no idea.
31:41He has no idea.
31:42He gives all his ideas on the internet.
31:44And he doesn't even do half of what Mita gives to Johnny.
31:47Come on, let's see you.
31:48It's a shame that garage is the problem.
31:51Leave me alone with that garage.
31:56You and your mother.
31:57I don't want your money.
31:58Don't you hear? I don't want it.
31:59What the hell is wrong with you, Johnny?
32:00What the hell is wrong with you?
32:01You did me a favor.
32:02And you did mommy a favor.
32:03What did mommy do to you?
32:05What the hell did you tell me to do?
32:07Where is the garage?
32:08It's down the hill.
32:09Down the hill?
32:10Yes.
32:13Are you upset now?
32:26Let me do it.
32:27Let's go to a nice garage.
32:35VASILE
32:38What do you want?
32:39Tell me, do you want me to beat up Vasile again?
32:41Come on, let him do it.
32:44What did I do to him?
32:45He made me an alcoholic.
32:47So if I see him again in this life,
32:50I'll give him a letter to kick him.
32:52I have an idea to beat him up.
32:55Oh my God.
32:56You're stupid.
32:57Yes, listen to him, he's right.
32:59You just have to come to the garage.
33:01Do you understand?
33:02Come to Vasile and I'll tell you what to do.
33:04I'll beat him up and he'll forget about his whole life.
33:07Perfect.
33:08Elvis left the building.
33:09What?
33:10I'm talking to Adat.
33:12I mean, I left home to go see him.
33:14That's it.
33:15I saw him.
33:16I'll see him.
33:17Where was I supposed to meet him?
33:18At...
33:19Motherfucker.
33:22Motherfucker.
33:32Motherfucker.
33:36Jackson's at home.
33:41Who's Jackson?
33:44He should come to America.
33:49Motherfucker, Michael Jackson is dead for many years and he asks for him.
33:52He should come to the cemetery.
33:54He's buried with us.
33:55Didn't you say we're talking to Adat?
33:57Yes.
33:58Who is Michael Jackson then?
34:00Tina Turner?
34:02You idiot!
34:04Vasile, you idiot!
34:06That's right, that's right!
34:08That's it, see you later!
34:10Bye, bye, bye!
34:12Oh, man!
34:14Congratulations!
34:16Thank you so much for...
34:18...helping me.
34:20Here's your side.
34:22Is it closed?
34:24Yes, it is.
34:26What the hell?
34:28Don't worry.
34:30Bye.
34:32Hello, Vasile, are you satisfied?
34:34Yes.
34:36Look how beautiful this garden is.
34:38When someone has a disease,
34:40he can get better.
34:42I want to see this too.
34:44Sign this for me, too.
34:46It's signed, but I don't have money on me.
34:48It's cool.
34:50It's up to you.
34:52You get the money, 100 lei.
34:54Sign it for me, too.
34:56Okay, deal.
34:58I'll be waiting.
35:00Vasile!
35:26Do you want anything else?
35:28No.
35:30First of all...
35:32What's wrong?
35:38What flower is this?
35:40What flower?
35:42It's a...
35:44...pumpkin.
35:46And can you make...
35:48...a pumpkin seedling?
35:52What seedling?
35:54I don't know.
35:56Like...
35:58Like a first prize.
36:00You know?
36:02Or you can put it...
36:04...on the heart.
36:06Here.
36:08How romantic.
36:10Give him a flower.
36:12What flower is this?
36:14It's a...
36:16...pumpkin.
36:18And can you make...
36:20...a pumpkin seedling?
36:22I don't know.
36:24Like a first prize.
36:26Or you can put it...
36:28...on the heart.
36:30Here.
36:32Or you can put it...
36:34...on the heart.
36:36What do you want?
36:38I...
36:40I want...
36:42But...
36:44What?
36:46Do you have something in your mouth?
36:48Where?
36:50Like a raspberry.
36:52Do you eat raspberries?
36:54No. Are they dirty?
36:56Where?
36:58There.
37:00Here?
37:02On the left.
37:04On the other left.
37:06Are you crazy?
37:08It's in your tongue.
37:10Do you have something in your eye?
37:12Something blue.
37:14Yes, yes, yes.
37:16Leave it on your back.
37:18I'll take it out at the beginning.
37:20I mean, I'll wash it.
37:22Do you hear me, Robi?
37:24Yes.
37:26Do I have something in my eyes?
37:28Well...
37:30Didn't I tell you that you have something there?
37:32Can I rub it a little?
37:34I'm talking about your eyes.
37:36Get out of there.
37:38Let's go home.
37:40Why?
37:42Because the light is better.
37:44How can the light be better?
37:46There's more light outside.
37:48I said the light is better, not more.
37:50I mean, it's better because no one can see us.
37:52And...
37:54Wait a minute.
37:56I think you want to kiss me,
37:58and take me with the story.
38:00Wait a minute.
38:02I'm 15 years old.
38:04Let's go home.
38:06Let's get this over with.
38:08You can rely on me.
38:10I mean, in a different way.
38:14What do you mean, lovers?
38:16In my opinion, they are lovers.
38:18100% lovers.
38:22Why do you park your car at my door?
38:24Don't you have to park it somewhere else?
38:32Let's go.
38:54Oh, how are you?
38:56How are you?
38:58I'm good.
39:00I'm good.
39:02You're not our emperor,
39:04who...
39:06who solves everything.
39:08No?
39:10Let's get this over with.
39:12Let's get this over with,
39:14and he'll tell you what you want.
39:16If you want...
39:18Vasile,
39:20I came to admit with pain in my soul
39:22and tears in my eyes
39:24that you're right.
39:26I'm not an alcoholic.
39:28With two eyes, with three eyes,
39:30with how many eyes do you want?
39:32Bravo. It's nice of you to admit it.
39:34Yes, but you also have to admit
39:36that you're drunk.
39:38Oh, because I like to drink
39:40because you like to be drunk.
39:42What?
39:44Shall we bet?
39:46On what?
39:48That I can
39:50keep myself drunk all night
39:52without drinking anything,
39:54but you can't keep yourself drunk.
39:56Tell me, shall we?
39:58Is that what you say?
40:00That's what I say.
40:02Are you in?
40:04Let's do it.
40:06A thousand euros.
40:08Do you have a thousand euros?
40:10No.
40:12All right.
40:14Let's do it.
40:16How much do you have?
40:18Ten.
40:20Five.
40:24Five.
40:26Well, you see,
40:28you want to earn five from me
40:30to give me some money,
40:32because that's how it works for me.
40:34Take that bag of yours.
40:36Aren't you in?
40:38We'll do it another way.
40:40You give me
40:42a thousand euros,
40:44I'll take all the money
40:46and you can drink as much as you want.
40:48As much as you want.
40:50What?
40:52I repeat.
40:54You give me
40:56a thousand euros,
40:58I'll take the money,
41:00and you can drink as much as you want.
41:02I'll take the money,
41:04and you can drink as much as you want.
41:06And you can go.
41:08It's not good.
41:10It's not...
41:12Excuse me,
41:14I'm in a hurry.
41:16I'm in a hurry.
41:20Barbiles, how was it?
41:22What did he tell me?
41:24Tell me.
41:26Uh-huh.
41:28Done.
41:30Done.
41:32Come on.
41:34Basil!
41:36The good life is over.
41:38Pay attention to the offer.
41:40I'll work
41:42the whole yard for you.
41:44A hundred lei.
41:46Pay attention.
41:50If by the evening
41:52you finish a job,
41:54you
41:56pay me double.
41:58Pay attention.
42:00If
42:02he says it's nothing,
42:04you don't pay him anything.
42:06What do you say?
42:08It's perfect, Cilentano.
42:10Put your hand on your pocket
42:12and pay attention.
42:14If it's a little drink,
42:16I won't give you anything.
42:18Is it good?
42:22Yes.
42:24Is it good?
42:26Yes.
42:28Yes.
42:30Yes.
42:32Yes.
42:34Yes.
42:36Yes.
42:38Yes.
42:40Yes.
43:10You said it's a little drink.
43:12Pay attention.
43:14If he says it's nothing,
43:16you don't pay him anything.
43:18Come on.
43:40Pay attention.
43:42Pay attention.
43:44Pay attention.
43:46Pay attention.
43:48Pay attention.
43:50Pay attention.
43:52Pay attention.
43:54Pay attention.
43:56Pay attention.
43:58Pay attention.
44:00Pay attention.
44:02Pay attention.
44:04Pay attention.
44:06Pay attention.
44:08Pay attention.
44:10Pay attention.
44:12Pay attention.
44:14Pay attention.
44:16Pay attention.
44:18Pay attention.
44:20Pay attention.
44:22Pay attention.
44:24Pay attention.
44:26Pay attention.
44:28Pay attention.
44:30Pay attention.
44:32Pay attention.
44:34Pay attention.