Las Fierbinti: Sezonul 26 Episodul 2 din 12 Septembrie 2024
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00:00UNO!
00:30Of course, or do you do something else special to her, for a long time?
00:34Do you pamper her in any way? Do you work? Do you take care of her? Tell me, what do you do to her?
00:38Well, if I don't like these questions...
00:41Man, if you want to be happy in life, get rid of your wife!
00:44Don't keep her like a cat in a trap!
00:46This is the key to happiness, Robin, you understand?
00:49Get rid of your wife, man!
00:51Come on! Come on, man! I don't believe it!
00:53Come on! Come on, man!
00:55Well, wait, put them on the shelves, too!
00:57Oh, my God!
00:59I've given up...
01:01...the painting job!
01:17You were saying, Bobița, that this is the key to happiness?
01:20What's the key to happiness?
01:21I'm not even talking to you, Coteară, leave me alone!
01:24Seventy-five...
01:26...ninety-five...
01:28...six and a half, that's all.
01:30Perfect!
01:31Normally, Ardiles would know that he would have to take the money from me,
01:34if you were friends, if you were really good friends.
01:36Bobița, stop messing around!
01:38Friendship, friendship, business, business!
01:40Now, he gave more, now it's his turn, what can you do?
01:42Yes, Bobița, come on, don't be so hostile!
01:45You know what? I've thought about it.
01:47Come on!
01:48I have no hostility with you, I'm done!
01:50You don't, man?
01:51No, man!
01:52Come on, let's make a movie when you say that.
01:54After that, you'll kick me out of the book,
01:56and I'll show you the movie, and you'll say that you don't have hostility,
01:58that you don't have hostility, right?
01:59Yes, man, make a movie!
02:00That's it, come on, say that you don't have hostility.
02:02Wait, I'll tell you something.
02:04In this movie, it's proven that Bobița doesn't have hostility towards Coteară,
02:09because he took Coteară's face in the bidding,
02:12when he took the mega-super meat imprimant from NASA.
02:15Yes.
02:16That's right, he took all this Coteară business,
02:18it doesn't matter anymore, I'm not upset, I have nothing against him,
02:21because if...
02:22So, in a week, I'll double the money with him at the book,
02:25but I'm upset, I'm upset.
02:27That's it.
02:28You said it, that's it.
02:29That's it.
02:30Man, thank you, guys, thank you.
02:33Now, if you want to know why I took this.
02:36Man, tell him, I'm still curious about you.
02:38Well, because of my wife, man.
02:40Yes, you know how she eats, man,
02:42a pig, a pig, I can't get enough of her.
02:44Yes, God forgive me, she eats more than you and my five kids.
02:47Yes, yes.
02:48She says she keeps water, but she keeps pork, that's what she keeps.
02:51Man, Coteară, wait a minute, I don't want to interrupt you,
02:53but I want to ask you one more thing.
02:55Do you have a 380 at home? Do you have a tripod?
02:58What?
02:59A tripod, man, a 380.
03:00You see, this doesn't work on a 220, you need a 380.
03:03Man, I don't have a tripod at home, how can I have a tripod at home?
03:06Oh, man.
03:07Well, you shouldn't have taken it, Coteară.
03:09Hey, Ardiles, I don't think so.
03:10I was about to say, man, that he has a tripod.
03:12But it's not a problem, it can be fixed.
03:13How?
03:14I have Mr. Renel here, and I don't need a tripod.
03:17I don't need a tripod.
03:18Call Mr. Renel, man.
03:19Do you want me to call him?
03:20Yes, man, just call him.
03:21The wire is directly on the wall.
03:22In the dark, no one can see you, no one can hear you.
03:24500 RON costs you the whole business.
03:26500 RON costs me?
03:27Man, say thank you, you're my friend.
03:29Wait a minute, what else does this thing have that doesn't work?
03:32You see, with these powders that are made small, you have to be careful.
03:34What's wrong with it?
03:35Well, you see, you didn't ask how much a kilo is.
03:37Well, I didn't ask.
03:38It's not expensive, it's still 500 RON a kilo, but you make 40-50 kilos of meat.
03:43Minimum.
03:44If you put water, you make more.
03:45Man, man, no, no, no, wait a minute.
03:47I don't like it anymore.
03:48Give me my money back.
03:49I don't have it anymore.
03:50I don't have it anymore.
03:51Give me my money back.
03:52What, man?
03:53You want your money back?
03:54Yes.
03:55You don't want me to hit you in the mouth?
03:56Well...
03:57Hey!
03:58Give me the money.
03:59Come on, man.
04:00Give me the money.
04:02Hey!
04:03Are you alone?
04:04Yes.
04:05Come on, I'll hit you again and then we'll go in.
04:10Come on.
04:11I'm okay, I'd rather stay outside.
04:12Okay, if you want to stay outside.
04:13If it's better this way, stay outside.
04:14Oh, God.
04:15Huh?
04:16You're okay, come on.
04:17Really, you don't want to?
04:18I don't want to stay here.
04:19We're going inside.
04:20Okay, let's go.
04:21Go, go, go.
04:22We'll go inside.
04:23Come on!
04:24Well, he's out of line.
04:25Let's go, come on.
04:26I was joking.
04:27Go, go, go.
04:28I'm sorry.
04:29I was joking.
04:30What's the matter with you? What happened?
04:35I don't know how to tell you.
04:37Tell me straight. I can't take it anymore.
04:42This moment has come, Nicu.
04:45I was sure you were going to say that.
04:48What are we going to do?
04:50I don't know. I'm sorry.
04:52Are you sure?
04:54Yes.
04:57It's not mine.
05:00It can't be mine.
05:03What?
05:04So, it's not mine, right?
05:06Now that I saw it on Wednesday, it was too fast and I was careful.
05:09Last week, when you were supposed to come to my place, it started raining and you didn't want to come.
05:14And I didn't see the video on my phone and that's it.
05:16And now, two weeks later, it's no use. I barely touched you.
05:19So, it's not mine. It can't be mine.
05:21What's wrong with you?
05:23The kid.
05:24What kid?
05:25You told me you were pregnant.
05:27Me? When did I say that?
05:30No, no, no.
05:32It's not that.
05:34It's not that.
05:35I'm sorry.
05:36I got a heart attack.
05:40So, what is it?
05:43Nicu?
05:44Yes?
05:45I can't be your lover anymore?
05:48Why?
05:51Do you want me to tell you?
05:53If you want to tell me, I want you to tell me.
05:57Fine, I'll tell you.
05:59Come on.
06:00No, no. I'd rather tell you this time.
06:03Or never.
06:05Exactly. Or better yet, never.
06:07Fine. Now, let's go home and say goodbye.
06:10But...
06:11What's wrong?
06:12Nicu, you really don't understand. It's over.
06:15Wait a little longer.
06:17Right now.
06:18Come on, let's go home for the last time.
06:21No.
06:24Why?
06:26Because I'm crazy.
06:28He did some things that I was not expecting.
06:32He talked the whole town,
06:34went to church and lit a candle
06:36and said how bad it seems to him
06:38that he's never listened to me,
06:40that if he'd listened to me, what happy life he'd have had with me.
06:46Is that all?
06:47Yes.
06:49Fine.
06:50How come fine?
06:52Don't you feel bad about it?
06:54You said you're happy. If you're happy, why should I be sad?
06:59Aren't you happy?
07:01I don't know.
07:08Goodbye.
07:12Goodbye?
07:15Don't look for me anymore.
07:18You don't look for me either.
07:20Except if it's about the taxi.
07:24What are you doing?
07:26You're right.
07:30Bye.
07:33Bye.
07:50Hurry up.
07:52Mobiță, I'm sorry I didn't come to see you at the bookshop.
07:56It was closer and I was craving a beer.
07:59Don't say that. It's all good.
08:02Come and I'll wait for you.
08:06Is he coming?
08:08Of course he's coming. If he doesn't come, he'll be a pain in the ass.
08:11If he doesn't come, he'll be a pain in the ass.
08:15He's not like me.
08:18It's good that he's close.
08:20He's such an idiot.
08:22It's so stupid of him not to notice you.
08:24You put the chips in the fridge and he hid them in there.
08:28It's all good. He deserves it.
08:31He's a nice guy.
08:33He deserves it, but he's a bad guy.
08:35It took him so long to look at her.
08:37What else can you do?
08:39You can't mess with him anymore.
08:42Tell me how we split the money.
08:45We have 6,000, he has 1,500.
08:48We have 7,500. At least we have something to split.
08:51That's right.
08:53Hi, guys.
08:55I went to your place and you weren't there.
08:58I wasn't there.
09:00But you didn't call to tell me you were coming to my place.
09:03That's right. I didn't call.
09:08Why were you looking for me?
09:10Just like that.
09:12What else can you do?
09:14If you're doing well, if you have problems,
09:16did something happen to you?
09:18No, I'm fine.
09:20I don't need anything.
09:22I'm fine.
09:24I started to rediscover myself.
09:26I mean, I'm fine.
09:28If you're fine, bravo.
09:30God bless you.
09:36It's raining, damn it.
09:42So?
09:44Aren't you going to ask me?
09:46What?
09:48If...
09:50I'm fine.
09:52If I need anything.
09:54No, I'm not asking you.
09:56No?
09:58Come on, Silviu.
10:00If you want, I'll ask you.
10:02You know me well, you don't need to.
10:04Bovita, I thought you might ask me.
10:10I don't think she's asking you.
10:12Wait a minute.
10:14So, Bovita,
10:16aren't you going to ask me?
10:18I'm not asking you.
10:20Why?
10:22Because you want money.
10:24That's why I'm not asking you.
10:26Don't you want us to come separately?
10:28Forget it.
10:30We're not old enough to know what you came here for.
10:32You want money.
10:34Yes, but you know that for me,
10:36I want to go further, Bovita.
10:38That's how things work in this country.
10:40Yes, I understand.
10:42You don't want it for yourself,
10:44you want it for your mayor, right?
10:46Who's your mayor?
10:48Forget it, he's your mayor more than he's mine.
10:50I'm fed up with him.
10:52I don't want to see him again.
10:54I don't do the same.
10:56What can I do?
10:58Like me.
11:00You can't do that.
11:02We have to do it.
11:04You think you can do it?
11:06He's a kid.
11:08From all of these villages,
11:10from all of these cities,
11:12you think you can play golf with him?
11:14Listen, Felice, this is annoying.
11:16What's it to you?
11:18Go on my behalf.
11:20Stay here with me.
11:22I want to change my clothes.
11:26Bovita, you don't want to come
11:28and help the mayor?
11:30No.
11:32It's your last word.
11:34It's not my last word.
11:36I don't want to hear about him and his family, I don't want to see him here, got it?
11:39Bobiță, how can I tell you, it's a non-Romanian proverb.
11:41So, if you want to have a share, share it, boy.
11:44Don't accuse me like that, you know it doesn't work for me, right?
11:47Uh-huh.
11:48So you don't want to, right?
11:52Well, then, Bobiță.
11:53Pasi, pusi, Vasile.
11:55Pasi, pusi, man.
11:59Goodbye, Bobiță.
12:00Goodbye, Vasile.
12:01Goodbye, Bobiță.
12:02Goodbye, Bobiță.
12:02Leave me alone, can't you hear I'm not giving him any money?
12:05Don't stay here, Vasile, Bobiță is coming.
12:08I've had enough of them and their money.
12:11I'll teach you.
12:12That's it, that's it, come here.
12:14The difference, don't hit me.
12:16Well done, well done, boy.
12:18From the bottom of my heart, you're the best.
12:23What did you do, you bastard, what did you do?
12:27What else can I do? I hit the board, didn't you tell me what to do?
12:31Well, you hit it so hard, you made the hole bigger.
12:34One, not so many, look, it's better.
12:37Are there more?
12:41Well, why, man?
12:42Give me enthusiasm.
12:43Enthusiasm.
12:44Put your hand on it and fix it.
12:46But, Flor, don't you want to?
12:48What are you saying?
12:49I mean, you don't have any other pretensions,
12:51because, look, I finish, I see, I eat, I have energy and I start to do it.
12:54You say I should go to the back to make some graves with the soap,
12:57to put some on the middle of the park, right?
12:59You did it, you broke, you hit it with your hand and you filled the windows with dust.
13:03You cleaned the windows, but you broke them.
13:05You hit the board and you made the holes bigger.
13:08What else do you want to do now?
13:10It's nothing.
13:11It's nothing, I don't want to do anything.
13:14God told me not to do anything, but you want something else.
13:17You want me to do something? Look, I'm doing something.
13:20Why do small accidents happen every time you make me do something?
13:24That's it, bilateral damages.
13:26Tell me, tell me, why did you put a vegetable in the soup? Tell me.
13:29It's for the aspirin. Go make some money so we can pay the electricity.
13:33Exclusively because you don't have a sense of humor anymore,
13:36because your dream came true.
13:39Ma'am.
13:40Long live, Dalido.
13:42Celentano, do you have time for a discussion?
13:44What discussion? About what?
13:46To give me an advice.
13:48Well, on money, not for free.
13:50I give you an advice on money?
13:52You don't hear me? I give you a thousand lei.
13:55Come on, Celentano, you're the best at giving advice.
13:58If you don't listen to this, I'll give you another thousand lei.
14:01But isn't a thousand lei too much for an advice?
14:04Hello!
14:05Do you know what advice I know how to give?
14:08You give me the price for advice.
14:10A thousand lei is too little.
14:12Yes, but the problem is more serious.
14:14Well...
14:15Here.
14:16Here, tell me what it's about.
14:19Nic, take a look at these notes.
14:24Like this, like this.
14:27Well done, well done.
14:46Because nothing compares to a rural love
14:52Made in the back of the yard, in the smell of hay and white
14:57The fairy bird and the bees from the flowers
15:03Stopped to watch, to watch their love
15:09Who put me to spend the night with you
15:12To dress you in flowers and sleep
15:15And not to know about me when we hug my arms
15:18To love you until dawn
15:21Who put me to spend the night with you
15:24To dress you in flowers and sleep
15:26And not to know about me when we hug my arms
15:29To love you until dawn
15:37Are you hungry?
15:38Yes, yes.
15:56Well, yes, yes.
15:58What happened here in the village?
16:01It's very bad.
16:04In what stage is the house?
16:06In what stage?
16:08I mean, it's gray, red.
16:11How could it be better?
16:13Red.
16:14It's red.
16:15Red!
16:17No, no, it's...
16:19What can I say?
16:20So, she made this house 15 floors,
16:24out of which she made 13 mistakes?
16:28Yes.
16:29And?
16:30And she realized this after she put the roof?
16:33Yes.
16:36There's only one solution she can think of.
16:41To set it on fire.
16:43To do what?
16:44To put a bomb
16:46on the surface of the earth.
16:49There's nothing else she can do.
16:52How can she do such a thing?
16:53How much?
16:54How much?
16:55How much money did she give us so far?
16:57She gave us over 50,000 euros.
17:00Over 50,000?
17:01No way.
17:02It's not possible.
17:03That's it.
17:04Goodbye.
17:05Goodbye.
17:06It's a waste of money, but there's nothing to do.
17:08Wait a minute.
17:16Pay attention to what you have to do.
17:19The two pillars on the left,
17:21cut them off,
17:22moved them a bit to the north-north-east.
17:25Then the three on this side,
17:27cut them a bit more to the middle.
17:29The ones that are left on this side,
17:31cut them off.
17:32How do you cut them off?
17:33Cut them off.
17:34Then the ones on the side,
17:36cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
17:37Cut them a bit,
17:38put some chemicals in them,
17:40and hold them together.
17:41Then,
17:42the most important thing,
17:43the foundation has to be raised
17:47up to a maximum of 20-30 centimeters,
17:50but all the way,
17:51so that it holds together.
17:54And then the ladder,
17:55the inner ladder,
17:56moved from one side to the other.
17:58So you don't go up like this,
17:59you go up like this.
18:00And you put the kitchen,
18:02you put it where the living room is,
18:04the living room,
18:05you make it smaller.
18:06You put it in the bathroom,
18:07the bathroom,
18:08in the bedroom,
18:09the bedroom,
18:10where the bar is.
18:11The only problem
18:13with a small house
18:15is that you don't have a double bed.
18:17You make a double bed for one person,
18:20you put it on one side,
18:22but no,
18:23you can't do it.
18:24So, listen to me,
18:25you can go to any engineer,
18:26builder in the world,
18:27this is a better solution.
18:29Like what I explained to you now,
18:31it will never exist in the ages.
18:33Amen.
18:35And it will work,
18:36as you say.
18:37Yes, of course.
18:38What do you mean,
18:39will it work or not?
18:40It will work for sure.
18:41Good,
18:42but I don't think I understood
18:43and please repeat it one more time.
18:45Yes, say it one more time,
18:46because I didn't understand anything.
18:50Can I say it one more time?
18:57You move
18:58the pool in Andebara
19:01and
19:02you cut the Japanese rose,
19:03because the foundation eats it
19:05and because, first of all,
19:06you take it out
19:08so that it doesn't
19:09flow.
19:10It's better
19:11to give a message
19:12so you can stay written
19:13and solve it like that.
19:15Thank you, Celentano,
19:17you helped me.
19:18God bless you.
19:21What's this?
19:22What do you mean, what's this?
19:23Money,
19:24isn't that what we agreed upon?
19:29Talida.
19:32Talida,
19:33you're cheating on me.
19:35I'm cheating on you
19:36with 1000 lei?
19:37We have to pay the electricity bill!
19:39Shut up!
19:40Don't get involved!
19:41Don't argue with Dali, but take it!
19:43Take it back! I don't need it!
19:45Because I know what will happen if I take this money from you,
19:47it would mean that my advice has a price!
19:52Honestly!
19:54What did I tell you now?
19:56And a mountain of gold!
19:59If you gave it to me, it would be too little.
20:01So why should I get involved in these things?
20:03Take this money, go to the poor!
20:07Give it to me!
20:08No!
20:11You are poor and bad!
20:13You have to pay for what you do!
20:16So give it to the orphans!
20:19So they can have a good time and God help them!
20:23I don't even need to thank you!
20:25Maybe a beep!
20:26A thank you or a light on!
20:28Thank you, Celentano!
20:30You helped me a lot!
20:32Yes!
20:33Good health!
20:34You are the best!
20:36But this is what you can't do!
20:39Thank you, Celentano!
20:41You are so bad, Dali!
20:43You are poor and bad!
20:47People beg you for money and you don't take it!
20:49It's not that I don't take it!
20:51Let's go, Celentano!
20:53Let's go, Gianni!
20:55What are you doing?
20:57What can I do?
20:59How are you?
21:01Look at this!
21:03Oh my God!
21:05Why did you die in America?
21:07You should be happy!
21:09You left me hundreds of billions of dollars!
21:11Hundreds of billions of dollars?
21:13If it's not hundreds, it's thousands!
21:15Thousands of billions of dollars?
21:17Thousands, yes!
21:19You left me!
21:21I want to build a beautiful airport here!
21:23I can't go by car anymore!
21:25Let's go by bus, trolleybus, train!
21:27Let's go by plane!
21:29Let's go by plane!
21:31If it's so bad, let's go by helicopter!
21:33That's all I can afford!
21:35I was thinking about giving you a million!
21:37A million dollars!
21:39So you can go and have a coffee!
21:41What do you say?
21:43Come on!
21:45You can't go!
21:49We have a deal!
21:517,500 lei divided by 3!
21:532,500 lei!
21:55It's a lot!
21:57I have to pay for the meat!
21:59The boss who was there will pay for it!
22:01We start from 6,500 lei
22:03and divide it by 3!
22:051,000 lei for the meat?
22:07Wait a minute!
22:0930,000 lei for the boss?
22:11Wait a minute!
22:13It tasted like pork!
22:15It wasn't goat meat!
22:17It wasn't goat meat!
22:19It was pork!
22:21But the pork wasn't from here!
22:23It was from Mariana!
22:25It wasn't from Mariana!
22:27What do you know about this?
22:29I didn't take the meat from there and put it there!
22:31This meat was delivered by the supplier!
22:33I mean, one at a time!
22:35You pay the bill,
22:37you pay the bonus,
22:39you pay the rent,
22:41you pay the VAT,
22:43you get arrested,
22:45you go to jail!
22:47It's not your business!
22:49What do you know about accounting?
22:51Do you know how to do it with meat?
22:53You are saying all the wrong things!
22:55But listen, these are my leftovers!
22:57You can't say that!
22:59You liked the printer?
23:01Look at the box,
23:03who made it?
23:05I did!
23:07How much did that instrument cost?
23:091,000 lei!
23:11Are you in for it?
23:13Felician,
23:15get it,
23:17glue is imported,
23:19paint is from Japan!
23:21I'll give you 1,000 lei.
23:22Fine, I'll give you 1,000 lei, too, until we start splitting the money.
23:25Here.
23:26Look at this, you three-eyed little fuckers!
23:29I was just...
23:30That's it, I'm looking at you and you don't like me at all!
23:33That's it!
23:34If we get to the point of threatening each other with beatings in the future,
23:37you're dead meat!
23:38What the hell are you doing?
23:39Are you drinking?
23:41Give me 500 lei so I can solve the case and then we'll split it.
23:45Take this money and go.
23:47Take it.
23:48I don't want any money!
23:49Are you that stupid?
23:50Take this money, it's real money.
23:52Take it when I give it to you.
23:53Are you crazy?
23:54Can't you hear I don't want any money?
23:56All you have to do is take it all and get the hell out of here!
23:59What do you want?
24:01Love!
24:02Mom!
24:04Why are you looking at me like that?
24:07I'm in a hurry.
24:10Come on, my love, come on, eat, eat.
24:13That's it!
24:14Bravo, bravo!
24:16Are you thirsty?
24:17What can I give you?
24:18Water?
24:19Wine?
24:20Champagne?
24:21Water.
24:22Silver or mineral?
24:23Silver.
24:24Do you want it at room temperature or cold?
24:27At room temperature.
24:29Right away.
24:30Look how the water is coming.
24:33So, how's the salad?
24:35Is it good?
24:36Does it have salt?
24:37Does it have pepper?
24:38So I know how I'm going to make it next time.
24:40But for lunch, because I want you to know I'm making it for you.
24:44And you know why?
24:46Because you deserve it.
24:49God, I was a fool, Brunzoi.
24:51I didn't know what kind of man I had at home.
24:56I want to tell you something.
24:58I'm sorry.
24:59Forgive me, Brunzoi, forgive me.
25:03Is it true that today you were caught by everyone
25:07and you said how bad you felt when you didn't listen to me?
25:11Oh, my head, Brunzoi!
25:13So you know how?
25:15Everything melted when I heard that,
25:17especially those two idiots, Felice and Pandele.
25:20So if you had seen them, your heart would have been in your chest.
25:27You made me the luckiest woman, you know?
25:31So I really am the luckiest and happiest woman.
25:34I don't know if in the world, but I really am.
25:40Did you eat? Is everything good?
25:42Are you full?
25:44Do you want me to give you a massage?
25:48Massage?
25:49Massage?
25:51What do you say?
25:56Hey, Johnny.
25:59An airport is hard work, man.
26:02That's why I came to you, man.
26:04Well, first I went to Slobozia, that's why they sent me to you.
26:07But be careful, I want a nice job.
26:09I mean, the airport has to be big,
26:11200, 200, 300 planes.
26:13300 planes?
26:1610, 10, but big, to be big.
26:1910 big planes?
26:21One, one, but the one with the floors, otherwise I don't discuss.
26:25And look, you still have money to give us and we'll pay the electricity.
26:29Yes, bravo.
26:30Hey, wait a minute.
26:31First take a break, don't get in trouble with the business.
26:34Well, you heard me, I want to give you a million dollars.
26:36So with this money, you draw electricity to the world.
26:39Yes, you have a lit cauldron.
26:41A million dollars.
26:43So, yes.
26:44Because you came to the expertise,
26:47what is my advice,
26:49which is like an airport,
26:51so how do you warm up like this?
26:53If you visualize it.
26:56Pull it straight.
26:58So look, the runway
27:00is in the direction of the wind.
27:04That's the first thing you do at the airport.
27:07So what?
27:08Do you have a plane with floors?
27:10So what?
27:11Do you have a GPL?
27:12So what?
27:13You have to take care of the consumption.
27:15So what?
27:16You keep it in your arms as long as you keep it.
27:18But you have to get up and wind.
27:20So this is the first lesson.
27:22Stay here where you go.
27:23You stay to discuss.
27:24Where should I stay?
27:26Where should I stay?
27:27What am I, your fool?
27:29When Aspirina came,
27:31let her go, let her go,
27:32because she knows how to play.
27:34When Dalida came,
27:36she caught me red-handed.
27:38But when this one came,
27:40I'm sure now.
27:43You're going to tell him some nonsense,
27:45he's going to say he's giving you money,
27:47you're going to say he's not.
27:48Do you think I didn't notice
27:49that you're doing all this
27:50to annoy me?
27:51Go away, go away,
27:53because he's asking anyway,
27:54because I want to make that airport, right?
27:56Do you want the devil to take you?
27:58He put you.
27:59You both talked,
28:00to make fun of me,
28:02Celentano.
28:03Any trace of a good boy
28:04that I thought you were,
28:05is gone,
28:06washed,
28:07look,
28:08he eats soup,
28:09he does whatever he wants,
28:11he doesn't clean,
28:12he doesn't do anything,
28:13because I don't care anymore.
28:15That's it.
28:19Look, he got caught,
28:20because you know he's bad,
28:21he's not at all,
28:22and he's not bad either.
28:24Hey, hey,
28:25he got caught,
28:26let's take him to the train station.
28:27What?
28:28What?
28:29What am I talking about?
28:30To come and say,
28:31Celentano,
28:32go fix my door,
28:33and say,
28:34what did you do?
28:35Where did you get it?
28:36You left the door,
28:37and where did you get it?
28:38I don't know,
28:39if I don't need to fix a door,
28:40I don't hear that I want to make an airport,
28:41what?
28:42Adina,
28:43what did you say?
28:44Do you want to make an airport?
28:45An airport,
28:46I want to calm down.
28:47Yes,
28:48take the money and go
28:49and make an airport,
28:50because that's how you talk,
28:5110 lei,
28:52get out.
28:53Yes, I want,
28:54and be careful,
28:55if they make an airport,
28:56I'll come to you.
28:58Love is the most important thing,
29:00to look at your wife,
29:01and to look her in the eye.
29:03Who says that?
29:04Branzoi.
29:05Do you know that he asked for forgiveness
29:06to the icon
29:07when he listened to his wife?
29:08Is he that stupid?
29:09I saw it with my own eyes.
29:10Hey,
29:11did you ever say that about me?
29:12What?
29:13That I was stupid
29:14when I didn't listen to my wife?
29:15Yes.
29:16No, never.
29:17Do you know why?
29:18Why?
29:19Because you don't get it, girl,
29:20when I was listening to you,
29:21I woke up with an extra child.
29:23And Roma?
29:24She wasn't a girl,
29:25it's very hard.
29:26Come on,
29:27leave me alone with your love,
29:28she was good,
29:29when we were young.
29:30She was good,
29:31she was better
29:32and more important
29:33than anything else in the world.
29:34But now,
29:35Calimera has changed.
29:36Now,
29:37money is the most important thing,
29:38believe me,
29:39take this money,
29:40I'm telling you.
29:41Firicele,
29:42a pure heart
29:43and full of love
29:44is more than the wallet,
29:45it's full.
29:46Come on.
29:47Wait.
29:48Yes, girl.
29:51What do you say?
29:53Did you talk to Pandele?
29:55Did you meet Brunzoi?
29:57Yes.
29:58And what did he say?
30:02I can't believe it!
30:08So that's why he said
30:09he didn't listen to her.
30:13Listen,
30:14I have something to do,
30:15I'll call you later.
30:16Come on,
30:17kiss, bye.
30:18Yes, bye.
30:20Give me that money.
30:21With love,
30:22how can I give it to you?
30:23Give me that money.
30:25Give it to me.
30:35What was that, Firicele?
30:37What to do, Bobita?
30:38Listen,
30:40think,
30:41try to understand
30:42what's in her mind
30:43every day
30:44at the club,
30:45Bobita.
30:47Your way
30:48and you get in her way.
30:49Tell me what to do with the money.
30:51I say,
30:52we split it
30:53like this,
30:54Like this.
31:01That's how you put love in your mouth.
31:04No, not like that.
31:09Am I doing it too hard?
31:11No, no, it's fine. Keep going, keep going.
31:14Is it good?
31:15Yes.
31:16Let me see. Do you like the smell?
31:19My aunt.
31:20Oh, honey, my aunt.
31:24My little girl.
31:27I've got something special for you, just so you know.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:33I've got something special for you, too.
31:36Will you stay here?
31:37What?
31:38In a minute.
31:46Mom!
31:49Come on, honey.
31:50So, I was preparing it for the New Year's Eve,
31:53but it's ready to go now.
31:55Do you want it?
31:56What about me?
31:58Of course I'll give it to you.
32:00Do you want to see me dressed in it?
32:03How?
32:06Friki, Friki!
32:07Friki, Friki!
32:09Come on, go to bed and get ready,
32:11because I'll be right back.
32:13I'm flying!
32:14I'm flying!
32:15That's right.
32:17Friki, Friki!
32:18Friki, Friki!
32:21Phew!
32:30Ah!
32:33What's up?
32:34So, your heart is full of envy
32:37and you came to the hospital?
32:40Listen, I've just realized how things are going.
32:43You know that guy who walked around the village
32:45and kissed the icon and told everyone he's evil
32:47because he didn't listen to you, right?
32:49Yes, that's right.
32:50But do you know why he said that
32:52and why he kissed everyone?
32:54No, why did he do that?
32:55Because I'm turning 30 today.
32:5930 years? When?
33:00Wait, you'll get there.
33:02Listen, did Brzoi ask you out more than once?
33:05Yes, I didn't say it at first,
33:07but I didn't say I didn't like him at first.
33:10Yes, because I'm turning 30 today,
33:13and Brzoi asked you out for the first time,
33:16and you said no.
33:17That's why he's afraid of you now.
33:19Because he didn't leave you alone
33:21and insisted on going out with you,
33:23he actually thinks you're evil, Toptica!
33:26Come on, it's not true. I don't believe you.
33:29You don't believe me? Then go do your job!
33:31All this love you think he actually has,
33:35a bad opinion because he took you as a wife
33:37and you ate the vipers you are,
33:40he'd be drinking champagne now.
33:42Ha-ha-ha!
33:43Ha-ha-ha!
33:45Ha-ha-ha!
33:47Ha-ha-ha!
34:12Ha-ha-ha!
34:13Ha-ha-ha!
34:15Ha-ha-ha!
34:17Ha-ha-ha!
34:19Ha-ha-ha!
34:21Ha-ha-ha!
34:23Ha-ha-ha!
34:25Ha-ha-ha!
34:27Ha-ha-ha!
34:29Ha-ha-ha!
34:31Ha-ha-ha!
34:33Ha-ha-ha!
34:35Ha-ha-ha!
34:37Ha-ha-ha!
34:39Ha-ha-ha!
34:42Come here!
34:44What do you want?
34:46Come here!
34:48Let's sit down and discuss some things.
34:51What?
34:53We can't cohabitate
34:56unless we come up with some rules
34:58to make things clear.
35:00Well...
35:02What rules?
35:06You're a bad girl.
35:08How could you not understand
35:11that an old horse
35:13can't learn how to ride?
35:15What do you mean?
35:17What do I mean?
35:19Have you ever seen me wash dishes?
35:22No.
35:24Are you a sheep?
35:26No.
35:28Because you don't wash them.
35:30Do you think I'll ever wash them?
35:33No.
35:35No!
35:37I'll never wash them!
35:40Why?
35:42Because I don't want to!
35:44Because it doesn't bother me!
35:46Do you think it'll ever bother me?
35:48Because it's dust in the yard,
35:50or in the window, or somewhere else?
35:52No! Because it's leaves?
35:54No!
35:56Maybe it's the two-meter-high fence.
35:58My shoes hurt!
36:00Maybe it's the house board.
36:02Rusted, screwed, hollowed out.
36:04I don't care!
36:06If I want
36:08to read a book,
36:11I read a book.
36:14From my point of view,
36:16life
36:18is to like it.
36:20Boom!
36:22So you're a whore,
36:24and you like to be a whore,
36:26and you'll let yourself be a whore
36:28because you won't change?
36:30Well,
36:32if you call an intellectual a whore,
36:34he'll recognize you as a whore.
36:37And let me tell you something else
36:39about life,
36:41which I don't think you know.
36:43In life, it doesn't matter how much you have.
36:46Not at all.
36:48Yes, in life,
36:50it's very important
36:52how much you have
36:54with one euro more
36:56than you need.
36:58One euro,
37:00which you don't have.
37:02You can have it,
37:04but you can't give it to you.
37:06You can have it,
37:08but you can't give it to you.
37:10What?
37:12What? What do you want?
37:14Oh!
37:16You have it this time.
37:18What's the cost?
37:20It's routine.
37:22You pay the bills,
37:24you eat,
37:26you do whatever you want.
37:28God!
37:30I'm so happy
37:33that the current won't stop now.
37:36Can I kiss you?
37:38No, no, no.
37:40Go, go and get the money.
37:43Get the money and leave.
37:46What a slowpoke!
37:48What a slowpoke!
37:51God, what a kiss!
38:00Oh, my God,
38:02what a beautiful arrangement,
38:04my little girl,
38:06here in the room.
38:08My little girl!
38:14My little girl!
38:16I'm ready, I'm ready!
38:18I'm ready, I'm ready!
38:20I'm ready, I'm ready!
38:22I'm ready!
38:24I'm ready!
38:26I'm ready!
38:53I'm ready!
38:55You're so fat!
38:57I'm not fat!
38:59Listen, what's the latest movie you've seen?
39:03You know, like, the one with the...
39:05You're gonna love it!
39:07Yeah?
39:08Wow, that's cool!
39:09Here, here, here!
39:10What is it?
39:11Let's put this on your eye.
39:12No, no, I want to see you in a bad mood!
39:15Let me see you in a bad mood!
39:17Come on, come on.
39:18Just a little bit.
39:20You'll see, you'll love it!
39:22I've seen that one in a lot of movies.
39:24Really?
39:25Yeah, but I can't see anything.
39:27Leave it, leave it, you can see me.
39:30Don't worry, you know, I've heard
39:33that today you gave drinks to people in the village.
39:36Is it true?
39:37Laurica, what the hell are you talking about?
39:39Wait a minute, let me tell you.
39:41I gave it to my little girl, but not to everyone.
39:44Just a little bit.
39:45Just a little bit?
39:46Come on, come on, come on.
39:47And I've also heard that you told the whole village
39:50how bad you think it is that you didn't listen to me.
39:53Here, take this.
39:54Oh, my God!
39:55You scared me!
39:56Yeah, I...
39:57I...
39:58Anyway, you found that out too, right?
40:00Yeah, that, yeah.
40:01Yeah, and you know what else I've heard?
40:03Brunzoi, I found out...
40:05Yeah, what?
40:06That you think it's bad
40:08that you didn't listen to me
40:10when I told you for the first time
40:11that I didn't want to marry you.
40:13And that it's been exactly 30 years
40:15since I said no for the first time.
40:17You didn't listen to me!
40:19It hurts!
40:20It hurts?
40:21It hurts, Brunzoi!
40:22It hurts!
40:23It hurts, Brunzoi!
40:24I can't feel my tits, man!
40:26I can't feel my tits, man!
40:28If I wasn't in your life,
40:30what would you do, man?
40:31What would you do?
40:32I'd eat all your panaramas!
40:34No!
40:35Don't hit me!
40:36Don't hit me!
40:37I'm ashamed to talk to you like this.
40:39I brought you a lie,
40:40like you took Brunzoi,
40:41because I was a flower,
40:42a rose, a lily...
40:43Oh, my God!
40:44That's what I was, man!
40:45That's what I was!
40:46That's what I was, man!
40:47That's what I was, man!
40:51That's what I was, man!
41:21you are sick!
41:23Well?
41:24Yes!
41:25Self-hypnosis!
41:26Ai, man!
41:31What are you doing there?!
41:32Where have you been?
41:34What's the matter?
41:35Where have I been?
41:37Tell me where you've been!
41:39What's the matter?
41:42Was it sniffing above you
41:43the carcasses published in Carnest?
41:45From where you know them.
41:46Tell me, man!
41:47Isn't it the way?
41:48Yes, but where you know from?
41:50He came up to me and said,
41:52I'm such a smartass, I showed him a movie with you,
41:54and you're such a smartass too,
41:56because he did this to you.
41:58I was so pissed off.
42:00When?
42:01When?
42:02About an hour ago.
42:04I burned him.
42:06How did you burn him?
42:08Look.
42:10Shut up!
42:12Shut up!
42:14Shut up!
42:16Shut up!
42:19Look at this!
42:20The girl is back home!
42:35Nicușor!
42:44Please forgive me.
42:46Please forgive me.
42:55Don't ever do this again.
42:57I promise I won't.
42:59Please forgive me.
43:01I came to stay with you for 3 days and 3 nights.
43:03Will you accept me?
43:05What about her?
43:07I don't know about her.
43:09I don't want her to be a bad person.
43:11Will you accept me?
43:17Wait, wait.
43:32Wait a minute.
43:34I can't.
43:36Wait a minute.
43:38I can't.
43:47Look what I did to him.
43:49He's such a smartass.
43:51Look what I did to him.
43:53He's such a smartass.
43:55And look what he did to you.
43:57He's so annoying.
43:59Did you buy it from him?
44:01Yes, but it wasn't easy at all.
44:03I gave him 100 million, but he didn't want it.
44:05How much?
44:0710,000. I didn't have time.
44:09I gave him 2,000.
44:11He wanted 3,000.
44:13I gave him 3,000.
44:16What did you do?
44:18What did I do?
44:20What did I do?
44:22I made a deal.
44:24I fixed what you couldn't do.
44:26That's how it is in movies.
44:28We double the money.
44:30I don't think 2,000 euros is a lot for a company.
44:32But there's something I didn't understand.
44:34What?
44:36He said hi from Vasile.
44:38Hi from Vasile.
44:40Yes.
44:42And don't forget that if you want to have a share,
44:44you have to share.
44:46What did he want to say?
44:48Nothing.
44:50Nothing?
44:52He said that he doesn't know,
44:54but he'll tell him he'll give him his share anyway.
44:56And Vasile said
44:58that if you want to have fun with him,
45:00you have to think twice.
45:02Pay attention!
45:04Why are you pressing the button?
45:06I'm dying of hunger.
45:08Do you want some?
45:10Get out!
45:12Shut up!
45:14Shut up!
45:38Puiana, is that you?
45:40Puiana, what are you doing there?
45:42I don't want to put her in the car.
45:44I can still see her.
45:46Let me untie you.
45:48I didn't do anything wrong.
45:50Puiulita!
45:52Forgive me, I won't do it again.
45:56Puiana, please.
45:58I didn't do anything wrong.
46:02Puiulita!
46:04Puiana!
46:06Puiulita!
46:08Where are you going?
46:10I won't do it again.
46:12Puiana!
46:14Puiana!
46:20That's London.
46:22Doesn't the musician ask you?
46:26He doesn't ask you.
46:28What's up, Andres?
46:36What's up, Andy?
46:46I liked the way you left.
46:52Listen,
46:54are you from Barcelona?
46:56I've seen you on YouTube.