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00:00Face towards the product, eyes towards the lens.
00:08Okay.
00:09Look at the mouth, the mouth is not something I do.
00:16Okay.
00:17What do you do, mouth closed?
00:19Yeah, for sure, no, the mouth stays, Jesus Christ.
00:24How do you express shock without the mouth being closed?
00:27The eye and your eyes.
00:30I feel like I'm constipated.
00:33This is harder than it looks.
00:36Okay, I'm just going to do it, because that's what we do here.
00:45Hey, how's it going?
00:47Dave 2D here, and I normally don't unbox things, but I'm in an environment where things are
00:51unboxed, and it's looking like a very unboxy place.
00:56Okay, iPhone X.
00:57I did not want to do a video on these things, because I wanted to experience these products
01:01like a consumer.
01:02Look at that.
01:03Look at this.
01:04Look at this setup.
01:05It's some serious stuff.
01:08But here I am, unboxing these things for the world's worst iPhone X unboxing.
01:12Okay, I'm just going to crack these open and see what is up.
01:16So I actually haven't seen a single video on these things.
01:20Sorry, John, sorry, Lou.
01:24But I wanted to just see, right?
01:26I'm excited about these phones.
01:28These are one of the first Apple products I've been like amped about since I started
01:31doing YouTube.
01:32That's the thing.
01:33As a YouTuber, you get a lot of stuff, and it's cool to get cool things, but you lose
01:39that connection with a new product, with a new toy that comes in.
01:44You just, you lose that, that joy that comes with it, and I wanted to feel it again with
01:49the iPhone X.
01:50So here we are.
01:53This gray, the black, whatever they call it, and white, or silver.
01:58Now the phone I'm using right now is the Essential phone, and I'm a huge sucker for this phone
02:05because of the screen, the somewhat bezel-less screen, and...
02:11Yeah, that one actually has the highest screen-to-body ratio of any phone.
02:17Really?
02:18Yeah.
02:19Well, think about it.
02:20Look at the size of the notch.
02:21Yeah, but there's got to be phones that are like, like those like Asian phones, like Doogie.
02:27No.
02:28No?
02:29It has a huge chin on it.
02:30I think it's something like 87% of that phone, 87% screen-to-body.
02:34What's this one?
02:35iPhone X?
02:36I think it's like 84 and 3.
02:39Cool.
02:40So how good is that unboxing?
02:41You guys want to see more of this on my channel?
02:42Be subscribed.
02:43Should I just keep going?
02:44Keep going, man.
02:45There's other things in the box.
02:46Yeah, but come on.
02:47Power adapter?
02:48Just sit down.
02:49Don't finish this.
02:50Tell me, how is it done?
02:51As a professional...
02:52First of all, you need to take it down a notch because you're...
02:53Was it too loud?
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55I mean, you're scaring people in the studio and audiences as well.
02:56They're very...
02:57It's upsetting.
02:58Your tone is upsetting.
02:59Okay.
03:00It's stirring up all kinds of strange feelings for me.
03:01I'm not going to lie.
03:02I'm not going to lie.
03:03I'm not going to lie.
03:04I'm not going to lie.
03:05I'm not going to lie.
03:06I'm not going to lie.
03:07I'm not going to lie.
03:08I'm not going to lie.
03:09I'm not going to lie.
03:10I'm not going to lie.
03:11I'm not going to lie.
03:13It's stirring up all kinds of strange feelings for me.
03:18Various body parts.
03:19How are they still using lightning cable?
03:22See how he didn't respond to me there?
03:24Well, I already teamed you up.
03:28It's because I'm in awe of this place.
03:30This is like the temple where products get made.
03:33Whoa.
03:38Okay, which one do you like better?
03:40I don't know.
03:43I've never been a big white or light phone kind of guy.
03:47I am a white phone kind of guy.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Especially in this one where the bezel on the front is black.
03:54It's kind of strange.
03:55But then again, it would look terrible if it was white.
03:58The screen is not as white as I was expecting.
04:03The color temperature?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Is that me?
04:07Is it the lights?
04:08I don't know, man.
04:09I think that the 8 display is a little nicer than this one.
04:13I mean, those are just people on Twitter.
04:15Really?
04:16Those are just people on Twitter, though.
04:17I remember the first impressions.
04:19People were saying it was supposed to be like this is what you buy this for.
04:23These are nice boxes, though.
04:26You're all about the boxes.
04:27Side note.
04:28Well, I'm just saying.
04:29See how they put the little silver edge in there?
04:31That's some attention.
04:32Okay, I've decided.
04:33The color I'm going with is the black.
04:36It's this silver, man.
04:37This silver looks cheap.
04:39Yeah.
04:40It looks like the dummy ones.
04:41Yeah, it does.
04:43Which, I mean, that makes sense.
04:46Okay.
04:47So what's going to happen?
04:48This is your new phone?
04:49You're putting your SIM card in?
04:50Absolutely.
04:51It's a whole thing for you.
04:52Absolutely.
04:53Where's my SIM card tool?
04:54Did we just roll?
04:55Let's make this a 10 minute, one second video.
04:57You guys can watch me put my SIM card in.
05:00That's rude.
05:01Call my wife.
05:02That's rude.
05:03Look at this.
05:04Man, what did I say?
05:06World's worst iPhone 10 unboxing.
05:11I didn't even want to do this, man.
05:12But I'm here.
05:13Oh.
05:14But I'm here.
05:15Fired up.
05:19You're not rolling, are you, Will?
05:22Just pretend.
05:24Just practice.
05:26One day you can be a Jack.
05:31Going with black.
05:32It's kind of heavy what you're doing right now.
05:36What is it?
05:37The filming?
05:38It's like this thing was shot on iPhone, but it really wasn't, though, was it?
05:44The levels here are deep.
05:45That's true.
05:46The levels here are deep.
05:51Look at him go.
05:53He's never been so well lit.
05:54Look at him.
05:55Yeah, man.
05:56I get lit with natural lights in my set.
05:58This is like...
06:00I know.
06:01Every video looks different.
06:03Every video.
06:05Oh.
06:09Yeah, I just wait, man.
06:11I know.
06:12That's why I'm here.
06:13I ran out of light to make my video.
06:15I know.
06:18Dude, let's go.
06:19Swipe to open.
06:23I told you, it's the world's worst iPhone 10 unboxing.
06:26And anyone who makes it to the end is either insane or a huge fan of mine.
06:32Look at that focus.
06:34He's out of focus.
06:36Lower your hands, bro.
06:38Yeah!
06:40But you can't lean in that much, though.
06:41Yeah, you get used to it.
06:43Eventually, you're just going to be like...
06:45Yeah, you get used to how close...
06:46There's so little lag.
06:47Like, this is going through so much equipment.
06:49That's wireless, too.
06:50Seriously?
06:51Yep.
06:52Wow.
06:53There's a wireless receiver over there.
06:54Select your country, Canada.
06:56But see, you can't do any of that you're doing right now.
06:57You f***ed the shot.
06:58Oh, because my head's in the thing?
07:02Oh, I don't have Wi-Fi.
07:05I thought you were going to put your SIM in.
07:07I did.
07:08I didn't realize you could use cellular.
07:10We're good.
07:11I heard people were having activation issues.
07:13Servers were overrun.
07:17I mean, it's later now.
07:19I'm sure you'll be fine.
07:23How does my face look on the iPhone 10?
07:25Beautiful.
07:26It's always beautiful, dude.
07:27Yeah, but like...
07:3110 out of 10?
07:32Oh!
07:35Dude, I'm in.
07:36Face ID.
07:37Face time.
07:38ID.
07:39Face ID.
07:40Go.
07:41Continue.
07:42Do it.
07:44How to set up Face ID.
07:45So, do I show this to the thing?
07:46You got this?
07:47Got you.
07:48Let's do it.
07:49Where's your mic?
07:50What is yours?
07:52The one on the table.
07:53Move your head slowly.
07:58This is not brand friendly.
08:01Just flip the label.
08:02No, I feel like I just...
08:03Because you have the sponsorship,
08:05you have to...
08:06It's part of the...
08:08Okay.
08:09Like, to fulfill the...
08:10Oh, I thought it said it was complete.
08:11Do it again?
08:12Did I fail?
08:13Oh, you gotta do it twice.
08:14No, for the sponsorship.
08:15No.
08:20Create a pass...
08:21You're gonna get flagged.
08:22Not suitable.
08:23Really?
08:24What are you talking about?
08:25No sponsors.
08:28There's nothing wrong with that.
08:30Look at that pass code.
08:32Use anyways.
08:33Oh, am I gonna get flagged or anything?
08:35Flagged?
08:40This is crazy.
08:41Oh, there's so many steps.
08:43I'm going in.
08:49Isn't this riveting?
08:50You're at eight minutes.
08:52Two more to go.
08:55Are you really not gonna edit this?
08:57Dude, it's gonna get like three views.
08:59Who cares?
09:00This video wasn't even supposed to exist.
09:06So, the people that are scrubbing through are so confused.
09:12Oh, I have dual, like, authentication.
09:17I don't even have another iPhone here.
09:19This is the real process of a phone setup.
09:21Right?
09:22All that sh...
09:23Oh, I almost dropped it there.
09:24All that stuff you see with people just zipping through...
09:26You almost said sh...
09:28That guy just demonetized my video.
09:31Thanks, dude.
09:32Instead of three cents, it was zero.
09:33I don't think they can hear me.
09:34They heard that.
09:35Oh, really?
09:36I need...
09:37I need a...
09:38I need a laptop to...
09:40Let's just keep it going.
09:55It's just rolling?
09:56Dude.
09:59You gotta keep it going, right?
10:03Okay, I got you.
10:04Alright, man.
10:06Okay.
10:11Authentication.
10:19Was it this one?
10:21Why are they both showing...
10:24Dude, they both reset.
10:26What happened?
10:28Oh, it did it, really?
10:31Oh, dude, it's this one.
10:32There's a lock symbol on it.
10:34Hello.
10:35Swipe up to open.
10:36Okay, we're good.
10:44Why?
10:48Watch me do it.
10:50I'm telling you, three views.
10:51It's not about the views.
10:52It's not about the views.
10:53I just wanted to experience the phone the way that normal people experience it.
10:58I don't believe it.
10:59There's no way.
11:00I'm doing it.
11:01I'm not gonna see this show up on YouTube.
11:02Dude.
11:03There's no way I'm gonna see this show up on YouTube.