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00:10That was also a bad clap. It was decent. Clap for us, Dave.
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00:48sports. We've got Nick Tarini and white socks, Dave,
00:52along with myself, Brandon Walker. Hello, Dave. Hello, Brandon.
00:55Your beard's creeping up. It is. It is. Yeah. As is mine. But not,
01:00not like his though. Look, his is almost an eyelash.
01:06Your eyebrows and beard touch. They don't. If left untamed.
01:10They've touched before. They haven't. It it's,
01:13it comes up to like my inner cheek, not like down here in the corners. Really?
01:18It's up. It's up here. Your under eyes will get like five o'clock shadow. Yes.
01:22It's my under eyes.
01:24Shaving. Yeah. I mean, I do.
01:27His body has so much tea pumping through it that he can't, he can't help it.
01:31My body has a lot of tea pumping through it as well. Sweet. Yes. Yes. Indeed. Uh,
01:35I have the wrong sheet in front of me, so I'm going to pull this out. Uh,
01:37Dodgers Mets. Yeah. Um, not a particularly compelling series yet.
01:42It could turn into one. Uh,
01:43but I like nothing more in sports right now than watching Shohei Otani hit balls
01:48only when dudes are on base. Yeah. He is, uh,
01:52his batting average is like zero when it's nobody on base. Right.
01:54He's the most fascinating athlete we have. And you could have told me they,
01:58they officially marked that home run yesterday at 410 feet. Unbelievable.
02:02You told me it was 710 feet. Yeah. The way it, the way it comes off the bat,
02:06majestic, majestic. Every, and every, I think he's the coolest athlete we got.
02:11There is a, I think it was the MLB account or one of the two,
02:13the Dodgers account yesterday,
02:14they showed like the still shot of him walking out of the team bus and he just,
02:19he's like, you said, he's the coolest guy on earth.
02:21There's nothing not cool about it because he doesn't speak English and he
02:24doesn't ruin it. He does speak English. He just doesn't want to know.
02:27Yeah. It's so awesome. That makes him cool. Yeah. It's cool. He's like,
02:30fuck them. Cause like he's in the dugout and he's like,
02:32I want to talk some shit to Mookie Bats. Hey, come down to the locker room.
02:34We made a list. Let's go talk. Yeah. That's cool.
02:37He doesn't want to talk to the media. I wouldn't want to talk to the media.
02:40Yeah. I wouldn't want to talk to barstool sports.
02:42I wouldn't want to talk to anybody. We're not, are we, are we media in a way?
02:46Sometimes we pretend to be when, when it's advantageous to us. Sure.
02:49I never have. Have you, you've definitely, you've,
02:53you've get media passes to go everywhere. I do.
02:56I get credentialed for most Chicago sports. That's easy. That shows how easy.
02:59I have been cited by multiple actual real life police officers,
03:05Ken Rosenthal, um, you know, John Thame, uh, Heyman, those guys,
03:09they have cited me for breaking news. Have you ever, um, Heyman credited you for,
03:14I swear to God, the baseball reporter. Yeah. Have they ever, uh,
03:19have you ever cheered in the press box? I've never actually gone.
03:23If I have a press pass, I won't go in the press.
03:25You just go straight to the seats and steal from my seats. Yeah, pretty much.
03:27Yeah. It's highly illegal what you did. Yeah, that's fine. What can you do?
03:31What can you do? Who knows? Uh, so you got the,
03:34the Yankees playing game three later today. Um, is this a, is a double game day?
03:38Two games today, right? Yeah. Yankees and Mets. Yes. Yankees and Mets.
03:41Are we headed towards Yankees Dodgers?
03:43And is that a bad thing because they're the two biggest markets and you have the
03:47two MVPs playing each other for the first time possibly since 2012.
03:51So you just said that, how could that be a bad thing? It's not, I just,
03:54I posted it as a question,
03:56but I know we got a lot of Mets fans that are in the company and probably
03:59watching. They're like, Oh, we want to be in there. Uh,
04:03but Yankees Dodgers would be a pretty good, Yankees Mets would be awesome.
04:06Yankees Dodgers would be awesome. Uh,
04:07Cleveland has never won one, right? Cleveland. They won one in 1948.
04:11That's the last time. Do you count that? I do count it. Okay. One of their, uh,
04:15that was after the color barrier was broken. Okay. Then yeah.
04:17Larry Doby was one of their best players. I'll be. Yeah. Okay. So yeah,
04:20I don't think there can be a bad outcome.
04:24Where do you think the Rays are going to play next year? That's a good question.
04:27Uh, Oakland. The Oakland Rays? That rolls right off the tongue. It does.
04:32I like that. It'd be a nice little, it'd be a nice little spin.
04:36Are we in a world where, uh, 30 MLB teams, I don't know if that number is correct,
04:41but out of 30 MLB teams,
04:42two of them are going to be playing in non major league stadiums next year.
04:45It looks to be that way. I mean, if you would even, well, at least the,
04:49the size of the Oakland Coliseum, uh, was a major league capacity,
04:54but Eddie and I went there for White Sox A's in like late August.
04:57So not too long ago, a month and a half ago. It was so miserable.
05:01That was awesome. No, he did not go. He did not go. Um, it, I mean,
05:06it was a concrete jungle. It had that musty like old people smell.
05:10They literally let a dude just behind us walking into the stadium.
05:13They let him walk in with a dozen Dunkin' Donuts and they were cool with it.
05:16People were bringing coolers in. It made it awesome. Yeah. However,
05:20I have not been to the Tropicana. I heard it's just do not go.
05:24Like there's no charm. There's nothing about it. So yeah.
05:28Major league baseball game inside. That's charming.
05:30And it's a good organization. That's like, so fine organization.
05:34But where are they going to play? Nashville? Probably Montreal is what I would do.
05:37I have seen. So does Montreal really exist? I've never heard of it. Okay.
05:42I've heard of it. I've never, never been. Yeah. It's figment of a man.
05:45So I've seen the roof that was torn off in hurricane Milton.
05:49I was about to ask this. The, it says they're not gonna be able to replace it.
05:53Cause it would cost nine, seven was 110 million. I believe it would cost 110
05:57billion. I think that's another 110 million. What's it made of?
06:01It's literally plastic. It's like, it's a talk that that would have to be the
06:05only thing it could be made of. Golden pussy. Golden pussy. Yes.
06:09That sounds like a video game. That was, yeah. The new golden pussy.
06:12You're just combined to James Bond movies. Octopussy and golden eye. Yeah.
06:18I like where we're at something. This is good. Thinking screenplay.
06:22We're going to write golden pussy right now. Golden pussy.
06:27That leaves Octo finger to be the next one.
06:29And Octo finger around a golden pussy. Oh, I will watch that.
06:34Octo finger kind of works. Octo finger. That that's just, that's,
06:37that's hentai at that point. And Octo finger going in a golden hardcore porn.
06:41Yeah. There probably was back in the day, a James Bond porn rip off.
06:46Oh my God. Golden pussy had to have been. Can we,
06:50I'll have to look this up. Well, he's dead. Who?
06:54Your dad was a big James Bond guy. Oh, big porn guy. Oh, okay. Yeah.
06:57And a big bail bond guy.
07:01Same here. Pounded out. No way. You have no way. You have a, no, not really.
07:04You have a jail bound father. Uh, no, I don't. I wish that'd be a cooler story.
07:09Yeah. He's going to die one day. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
07:14One day. Um, they're in Florida. Do they need a roof?
07:19Apparently it rains every fucking day and, um,
07:22they have no drainage system in the, uh, in the truck. That is what,
07:26and a drainage system would cost 20 billion dollars.
07:30How old is the truck? I'm going to say 32 years.
07:35It predates the eight or the raise. I'm pretty sure. Right. So when,
07:39when were they 98? The race were a funny question, Dave,
07:4397 97. How's their attendance? What? How's their, how's their poor? Yeah.
07:48Poor. Very poor. Like one of the absolute worst in baseball.
07:51Cause they did half and half, right? They played half of their games in.
07:53They were going to do that in Montreal and then MLB turned it down for,
07:58I forget the exact reason. But I mean, that makes the most sense.
08:01You have the stadium there, you have a built in fan base.
08:04It's a major market ish. I think that's got to be the answer, right?
08:08I have a problem with whoever wrote the rundown today. Uh, Nate did probably
08:12listening in. Yeah. Hi Nate. Um,
08:15and it's not just Nate because this is going on everywhere.
08:19And Sabrina Inescu from the New York Liberty last night hit a three pointer to
08:24win the game in the WNBA finals,
08:26which apparently after Caitlin Clark season ended, they kept playing the WNBA.
08:29I didn't know that first I've heard of it. Uh,
08:31but she hits a long three and every tweet I've seen says, Oh my God,
08:36logo three from Sabrina. Uh, and do they,
08:39do they play in quarters or do they do periods in the NCAA?
08:44I know it's quarters. Okay. What about the WNBA two? Okay.
08:48Okay. Cool. Go ahead. Thank you. Thank you, Dave. Um,
08:53it wasn't a logo three. It was not standing on the logo. Uh,
08:56Nate wrote NY Liberty logo game winner. We'll call out Nate. Not a low Nate
09:01coldest dumb cut. It was not, it was not a logo three.
09:07All right. It was not. Stop calling it a logo three.
09:09She was not standing on the logo. She wasn't.
09:12We're talking about a quality, right?
09:14You wouldn't call it if a dude hit that three, a logo three.
09:18I think we're too loose with the term logo. Yeah, it was a standard three.
09:22A great shot. Cold ruin it. Steph, Steph ruin it.
09:25Cause now every long three is called a logo three. Well, guess what?
09:27If there's not a colored paint below their feet, they're not on a logo.
09:30Right. You're right. Did you watch the game last night? Oh man.
09:33A lot of threes out there.
09:38It's a good ball. Damn good ball. Damn good ball. A lot of three after three.
09:44Yeah. Yeah. Probably in the stands.
09:53I don't know. So Nate wrote this one on here is Eli.
09:56The best big game quarterback you've ever seen. Tom Coughlin says that Eli
09:59Manning is the greatest big game quarterback that he has ever seen.
10:03What say you Nick fair or not fair?
10:08No, right. The games they won weren't because of Eli. They won seventeen,
10:12fourteen, and then they won. Yeah. But like the quarterback gets blamed.
10:16If you lose blame, the quarterback, if you win, it's stupid,
10:20but he's not an amazing big game quarterback. He won them,
10:22but he beat that undefeated Patriots team.
10:24He scored two touchdowns and a helmet catch, you know,
10:28David Tyree. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So who would be the best big game quarterback?
10:32Montana or Brady? Yeah. I guess best big game quarterback is the quarterback.
10:38Now, now I have gotten shit for this my entire.
10:44I am of the opinion that in one single game, Aaron Rodgers at his prime,
10:50he was the most terrifying quarterback I've ever seen in any situation.
10:53I knew he was winning more mileage out of one goddamn win than any.
10:58It's it's it's.
10:59That is my bias speaking as a Bears fan.
11:02He was a super good big game quarterback.
11:04You know what he would do? Win more big games. Of course.
11:06I understand that.
11:07But I'm talking about my PTSD syndrome as a Bears fan.
11:10That is who I would take.
11:12Speaking in a vacuum.
11:13I don't think you need syndrome after the seven.
11:17Yeah. CT, you combine your two things.
11:19Seven can be a disorder and a syndrome.
11:22OK. OK. I understand.
11:23Do you understand what you did?
11:25Because it's. Yes. Post-traumatic stress disorder.
11:28Yes. Can't be a disorder and a syndrome.
11:30It's like saying ATM machines. Right. Right.
11:32It's it's redundant. I get it. OK. OK.
11:35A few of the. Super Bowl.
11:36I just want to make sure you got that. I fully I get it.
11:40A few of the Brady Super Bowl victories were not because of Brady.
11:43No Rams. The Rams.
11:45The awful.
11:46Not handing the ball to the best running back in football.
11:48Right. Seahawks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:50And like that's why I hate basing the greatest of solely
11:53based on wins in Super Bowl rings.
11:55I get there. But of course, of course.
11:57Here's the thing.
11:58He is saying Eli won two big games in two Super Bowls.
12:02We want to didn't play particularly great in either one of them.
12:05Brady has some he won.
12:06He didn't play great.
12:07And then he has what four others were incredible, right?
12:10It's Brady. The answer is Brady. Yeah, it's Brady.
12:13It's motherfucking Brady.
12:14And I hate Brady. I don't like Brady.
12:15Brady owns the right part of the has has Montana had
12:20non impressive Super Bowl wins.
12:23So Montana had four Super Bowl wins
12:26against the Bengals the second time.
12:28They only won 2016, but he led a 92 yard drive
12:31with like 40 seconds. That'll do it.
12:33OK. And then they won fifty five ten.
12:36And then the other two against the Dolphins, 38, 16.
12:38He was really good in the first one. He was OK.
12:40So I think he's got like two really good ones and two OK ones.
12:45He might still hold some records from the fifty five ten one.
12:48Anyway, I don't I don't know.
12:50Liam from One Direction has tragic, tragic.
12:53I was a big One Direction guy.
12:54Were you? I like One Direction.
12:56I I'm old. Yeah, I'm unplugged in.
13:00I don't know what I'm talking about.
13:02I don't really 100% know who or what One Direction is.
13:05It's a it's a band.
13:06There's a boy band formed on X Factor by Simon Cowell.
13:10They all auditioned separately and he lumped them together.
13:15Do you know anything else about One Direction?
13:17What do you want to know?
13:19How many of them are there?
13:20Harry, Niall, Liam, Louis.
13:23Zane, have you just picked up this information in the last 24 hours?
13:26No, no, no, no, no.
13:28So Liam, I'm a boy band guy.
13:30Did he? Did he?
13:32So I guess there was he came into the lobby of this Argentina hotel drunk.
13:37Yeah, this is this could all be hearsay.
13:38I don't know if anything's out like officially.
13:41He had two sex workers come up to the room with him.
13:46And he his hotel room had a smash TV drug paraphernalia.
13:49He tried to go into the swimming pool.
13:51They wouldn't let him security took him upstairs.
13:54And the rumor is right now that he tried to go from the balcony
13:57to the pool area from the third floor.
14:01Yeah. Tragic. Thirty one.
14:03So he was behind a lot of Internet hate as well.
14:07The past couple of weeks. Yeah.
14:09They've. Putting aside this tragedy,
14:13you feel like a guy who's tried to jump into a pool off a roof.
14:16That does seem like a Dave move.
14:18I feel like a lot of people, every time you're at a motel,
14:20you at least look at it, think about it.
14:22It's a guy. And that's a guy.
14:23If you're very drunken on drugs, I think that could be.
14:26I can do that. That's a problem. Yeah.
14:29I'm a gigantic pussy when it comes to height. So, no. Yeah.
14:34But that is something that I can see why you would think.
14:36But if you're on the second or third floor and you're over the pool,
14:38you do look at the angle.
14:39So my grandma lives in New Jersey and they have a pool
14:42and they have a second story balcony that it's my entire life
14:45that I've wondered if I can clear that, like maybe 10 foot gap into the pool.
14:49Yes. I even high dives.
14:52Have you guys ever had to do the embarrassing go up the high dive chicken
14:54out and go back down the ladder backwards?
14:56I've jumped off the high, the highest high dives.
14:58Like the really high, like the platform.
15:00Yeah. What's important point?
15:01Mallard, Alabama and Decatur, Alabama.
15:03I did it when I was like 15.
15:05I just how high?
15:0610 meters. That's Brandon.
15:08That's great for me. Not 10 meters.
15:10Is it 10 meters? 30 feet.
15:12That's yeah, that's probably that hurts when you hit.
15:15It's it's tall. It's up there. Yeah, it's up there.
15:18I jumped off it. Maybe. Yeah.
15:21Of whatever the highest one they had available that day,
15:23maybe on the 27th.
15:24I've jumped from a from a high one.
15:26Someone's done it from a football field.
15:28Wait, you said 30 meter?
15:29I was not 30. I was wrong.
15:3010 meters, 10 meters.
15:32That sounds fine.
15:3310 meters. Yeah, I bet you was 10 meters, 10 meters.
15:35That's high, Brandon.
15:36I didn't say 30 meters.
15:37Did you dive or did you jump?
15:38Jumped? Yeah, the first pencil.
15:40Yeah, yeah.
15:41That could probably if you land wrong, probably break your toes, right?
15:45You're getting up high enough.
15:47I wouldn't tell anybody if I broke my toes diving.
15:51I think I would just I would just.
15:53You. Yeah, yeah.
15:54I just I just I'd just be a man, Dave.
15:57Yeah, I think what I would do is I'd just be a man and not a gigantic pussy.
16:01That's just me, though.
16:03The hell if I know.
16:05Tragic story about One Direction.
16:06Yeah, yeah. And fuck TMZ for posting the pictures.
16:09I did. They I didn't see.
16:11But apparently they did. They took them down.
16:13Like, I think that's how a lot of Kobe's family found out by posting it.
16:17Don't that. Yeah, they are like they make their buck by like
16:22they're not reputable anywhere else, but they're death mongers.
16:25Yeah. Yeah.
16:26When this happens, they that like you see them posting, you're like, it's real.
16:30Yeah, it stinks. Yeah.
16:33Thirty one years old.
16:34That's that's a shame. Yeah.
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17:16after show over there in New York.
17:18Tate's got him going. He does.
17:20Tate Tate's got him going.
17:21He's blogging today.
17:22I think he he listed the eight best employees in New York and Barstow, New York.
17:28You'll never guess who one was.
17:30State, it was Tate, Tate, but I think he was being unbiased is what he said.
17:34So you have to take his word for it.
17:35Judging by the last day or two that I've seen, I think Tate's way up there.
17:39He's he's high on the list. He's been pretty good.
17:42I. I'm trying to I think Ebony Ebony one.
17:46Yeah. Taking himself to.
17:49If a if an employee, if a Barstow employee from New York came out here
17:52and was doing to us what I'd be livid, what what what he's doing to them,
17:55I would be like, fuck this motherfucker.
17:57Yeah, but it's happening to them and not us.
18:00So I feel OK about it.
18:01It's it's a little bit easier to stomach that way.
18:03Yeah. And he's got the he's got the bandage over his ear from Klemmer
18:08doing the air doing the air horn right in his ear.
18:12Yeah, he said it's a troll piece of shit.
18:14Yeah, he is. But he's he's at least he at least knows it.
18:18Yeah. Oh, he's very keenly aware.
18:20Yeah. White Sox, Dave, before we sat down,
18:24you said I have a free flowing conversation to have with you.
18:28Um, what I was thinking of a way. OK.
18:30All right. Go ahead.
18:31I was thinking of a way to break the ice.
18:33Three of us don't do a lot. Break the ice.
18:34Break the ice at the end finale.
18:37At the end of the conversation with an icebreaker.
18:40I I wanted to start the conversation with this, but you had ample opportunity.
18:44The three of us don't do a ton of content together.
18:47I wanted to extend an invite for next Tuesday.
18:50I believe it's a 20 whatever it is.
18:52It's Tuesday night at the United Center.
18:54I have a suite to Blackhawks versus Canucks.
18:56I'd like to I know you're a new hockey fan,
19:00emerging hockey player, perhaps. Yeah.
19:03Would you like to come free of charge?
19:04Absolutely. No strings attached. No cameras.
19:06It's just we have 13 tickets.
19:08And I saw you were in the counter.
19:09Bedard jersey. OK.
19:11It'll be me, chief. Oh, you're going to be there.
19:13I need you to list the participants so far.
19:17And then whoever wants to fill in, we got 13.
19:18Who do you have? Yes, is from.
19:20Barstool, original Chicago.
19:22Lance Conner, Conrad.
19:25So we're five. I'm confident.
19:27I'm fine with everybody.
19:29What I'm trying to say.
19:30How do you how do you pull a suite?
19:31I have connections.
19:33You do have connections.
19:34What I'm trying to say, we've done this.
19:35We did this a few times last year.
19:36Will Nikki Smokes be there?
19:38I would have extended the invite, but I have not yet.
19:41Will he after I say yes, will he get an invite?
19:44Do you want me to invite him? No.
19:46OK, then no.
19:47I'm my my yes is contingent on not being there.
19:50OK, that's fine.
19:51We had the upfronts yesterday, last night.
19:54And Nikki Smokes wasn't allowed to drink there.
19:56And he was just stomping around pissed.
19:58This is the worst night ever.
20:00I don't make a lot of executive decisions.
20:02I made one last night when Liam Bluntman, about 30 minutes
20:05before the event, came up to me and said,
20:07do I have to stay or can I go?
20:09And I said, you get out of here, get out of here.
20:11Now you leave and you leave immediately and don't come back for a while.
20:16So I don't know if I'm going to be rewarded for that.
20:19How are his eyeballs?
20:21Red, red is the day is long.
20:23Wow. Wow.
20:24They were as red as a Tijuana sunset.
20:27Beautiful. I don't know if those are red.
20:29Probably could be red, right?
20:32Yeah. Red is Joey Votto's.
20:35I think we need to get him some glaucoma specs just for watching, watching ball.
20:40Here's what he looks like on Sunday afternoon
20:43after watching a full.
20:45It's that thousand yard stare.
20:47Look, it's like, you know, or an Oppenheimer
20:50where they had to put on the glasses to avoid.
20:53It's like if he didn't put on the glasses, that's what it looks like.
20:56No, he's like a clockwork orange.
20:59When? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:00That's what he is like all day.
21:01That leads to the red butthole eyes.
21:03Yes. I don't think the butthole.
21:05No, it looks like that of a like a proboscis monkey.
21:08No, that's the nose. Just a common baboon.
21:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:11It looks like his eyes look like the ass of a common baboon baboon.
21:15Yeah. All right. Anything else?
21:18Dave, I will contingently already have tickets to that game.
21:21Thursday night football tonight, right?
21:22We have a if you want to come up to the suite, we'll we'll be up there.
21:26Or is it the Saints tonight?
21:27Saints Broncos. Wait, Mince is.
21:30He's he's going to watch.
21:31No, no, he he he won't be on the stream tonight because he has
21:35he has left for New Orleans to go to go on his latest vacation
21:38to go to his latest game.
21:40OK, it's going down this weekend.
21:41Huh? What's he got this weekend?
21:43Oh, no, he's got the Broncos Saints tonight.
21:46And I don't know what he'll figure something out for the rest of the week.
21:48He always does. Yeah.
21:49He'll probably get a ride to some some concert with somebody
21:53who just sings like shit and he'll act like it's the greatest thing ever.
21:57Possibly get groped by the crowd as they struggle to maintain his.
22:00I was at his non-existent ass.
22:02Body surfing is only hole. Yeah.
22:06He only has one hole.
22:07You know, it is an asshole.
22:08No cheek. OK, no cheek.
22:11All right. That's it. Yeah, I'm down.