Danny_Trying To_Find_Love

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Danny Trying To Find Love, Comedy, Romance
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Transcript
00:00:00Make it loud!
00:00:02Make it loud, make it loud!
00:00:04Make it loud, make it loud!
00:00:06She sets my heart
00:00:08She sets my heart, sets my heart
00:00:10She sets my, my heart
00:00:12She sets my heart
00:00:14Hello there.
00:00:16This is my little brother Daniel.
00:00:18In his head, he'd like to be James Bond.
00:00:20What?
00:00:22CHEERING
00:00:24CHEERING
00:00:26CHEERING
00:00:28What's your name?
00:00:30Toya.
00:00:32CHEERING
00:00:34Toya.
00:00:36I'm Daniel.
00:00:38MUSIC
00:00:40You all
00:00:42You all
00:00:44You all
00:00:46CHEERING
00:00:48You all
00:00:50You all
00:00:52You all
00:00:54Want to go somewhere?
00:00:56WHISTLE BLOWS
00:00:58WHISTLE BLOWS
00:01:00WHISTLE BLOWS
00:01:02WHISTLE BLOWS
00:01:04WHISTLE BLOWS
00:01:06WHISTLE BLOWS
00:01:08Come on!
00:01:10CHEERING
00:01:12CHEERING
00:01:14You want to get that stutter looked at.
00:01:16You sound like a fuck-all helicopter.
00:01:18Thanks.
00:01:20MUSIC
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00:01:26I just thought that maybe you'd like...
00:01:28Maybe you want to go...
00:01:30You know,
00:01:32maybe we could...
00:01:34Look,
00:01:36go away and go fuck yourself
00:01:38with a big boy.
00:01:40MUSIC
00:01:42What if we
00:01:44just step
00:01:46outside or...
00:01:48Hey, Ma,
00:01:50your man here is annoying me.
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00:02:06Did you see that?
00:02:08I think I gave her a chance there.
00:02:10That's the
00:02:12last time I'm listening to you.
00:02:14Well, at least she spoke to you.
00:02:16That's progress.
00:02:18Progress?
00:02:20I think I might be away with Ma.
00:02:22See the look she was giving me?
00:02:28He's not James Bond.
00:02:30He's a 19-year-old virgin
00:02:32with an anxiety problem,
00:02:34particularly around girls he fancies.
00:02:36He needs help.
00:02:38My help.
00:02:40I'm his little sister,
00:02:42though I'm more like a big sister.
00:02:44Anyway, I'm stepping in.
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00:03:44Oh
00:04:14You get everywhere I live here everyone's gotta live somewhere
00:04:27Rory's the eldest he's pretty good on self-love if he was a hot he'd wear himself
00:04:35Incredible Rory Bucky does it again
00:04:39Poor Danny
00:04:44Go home cry cry to mom cry to mom
00:04:48Skipping along poor little Danny crying again his virginity following him down the stairs
00:04:59You have no right to assault us assault is it you're the one assaulting my ears it was a respectable volume
00:05:08This is a gross intrusion into our privacy
00:05:11Anyway, I told you to keep it down. You didn't yes, I did, but did you listen no, so
00:05:18Mom come on you've made your point come on. I'm taking this to the police
00:05:22Kathleen Buckley does not give a hoot for your threats mom cool it please come on
00:05:26This is no way to solve a dispute between neighbors
00:05:31Well, I don't hear anybody singing crappy Frank Sinatra. Do you?
00:05:35Sinatra isn't fuck Frank Sinatra
00:05:38That's us the Buckley's two years ago dad was going to repaint the house, but then mom got into politics
00:05:45One day dad went out to get a newspaper and we haven't seen him since Bob
00:05:52Do you want thing to say
00:05:55You won't be you can hear me mom. Don't call the police
00:06:00These people need to learn how to be respectful to their neighbors and don't expect an apology because you don't deserve one
00:06:08You
00:06:11It's over
00:06:13It's grandma
00:06:15What do you think?
00:06:16Do we need to get her some help?
00:06:18Nah, she's not too bad today. What she almost drowned them. Well last week's true plants. I think she's mellowing
00:06:26Oh
00:06:39Two years eight months four days glad you dropped you in hours and minutes. That was just stupid
00:06:57Mmm
00:06:59Eldest not necessarily the brightest
00:07:02Shut up you cretin. I'm not the one with burnt fingers
00:07:06Enjoy domestic bliss cretins. I
00:07:09Bet he was adopted that's cruel. He's just in a hurry when he says to be a nice I stop being cruel
00:07:15Oh
00:07:22Well, she's a medium but I polish them like twice Slim Jim's wonky
00:07:33Just be kind of spooky going for dad's old job a
00:07:38Reason spooky
00:07:40Besides we need money true
00:07:44So how was last night's girl?
00:07:48Great brilliant
00:07:51So you didn't score?
00:07:53well, there was one girl, but
00:07:56She wasn't really my type
00:07:58Same old problem
00:08:00She said I sounded like a fucking helicopter
00:08:02Then do something about it now. I mean it
00:08:13No, no, don't thank me. I knew you'd want me to come along
00:08:35Today is going to be a great day. I mean I can feel it in the air feel the air Daniel feel the air feeling
00:08:44Fair plays
00:08:51No, I don't carry money
00:08:56Today's this first job interview, that's nice you have this one. Oh, no, he's going to do much better in life than you
00:09:07We hope you get this job, well, I'm gonna try and when you do
00:09:13Buy a car this family needs a car
00:09:18Car, but I can't drive. That doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure I can a red car
00:09:29Of course we all know about your father
00:09:32There's no news I suppose
00:09:34No
00:09:36he was
00:09:38sorry is a
00:09:40great ship inspector I
00:09:43Hope that you will follow in his footsteps
00:09:46Yeah
00:09:48As you probably know, mr. Buckley a ship inspector is an important position
00:09:53We like to call it passport control for animals traveling by ship or aircraft
00:10:01Animal customs if you will
00:10:05Now down to business mr. Buckley what qualities make a good ship inspector
00:10:12Oh
00:10:15Well, you must
00:10:19Work hard
00:10:22Yes, go on it's important to be
00:10:34Honest
00:10:38And
00:10:40Ship
00:10:43Sure sure
00:10:46Shit shit shit shit
00:10:58To my fire
00:11:12Vigilant, the ship inspector must be vigilant.
00:11:42Vigilant, the ship inspector must be vigilant.
00:12:12Daniel, I'm worried.
00:12:13Yeah, okay, alright, right.
00:12:14If you want me to go see him, I'll go see him.
00:12:15Oh, thank you so much.
00:12:16I knew I could rely on you.
00:12:17Well, I must dash.
00:12:18I've got a Fianna Fáil committee meeting to go to.
00:12:37Excuse me.
00:12:43What?
00:12:46Oh, I was looking to make an appointment with Mr...
00:12:51It's pronounced Valkensky. The W is a V sound.
00:12:54Oh, Valkensky, right.
00:12:58Stutter, repetitive vowel syndrome or larynx issues.
00:13:01Stutter. No. Maybe all of them?
00:13:05You can't have all of them. Pick one.
00:13:08Okay, stutter.
00:13:10Next Tuesday at 4.30. First lesson is free.
00:13:13You discuss money with Mr. Valkensky.
00:13:15That's if he takes you on. He's very particular.
00:13:18He prefers women.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:25No use crying over spilt milk.
00:13:33My fucking boyfriend.
00:13:35The love of my life.
00:13:38Broke it off after six and a half months.
00:13:40I have to accept it.
00:13:42Get on with your life, Donna.
00:13:44Tell me to get on with my life.
00:13:46Get on with your life.
00:13:48Thanks.
00:13:50I'm Donna.
00:13:51Buckley.
00:13:53Daniel Buckley.
00:14:07You'd think the wank bucket would have the guts to face me in person.
00:14:10Instead, he sent me flowers.
00:14:13Do you have a girlfriend?
00:14:15Oh, well, not at the moment, but, you know...
00:14:17Better off without.
00:14:19As if a couple of flowers make everything all right.
00:14:21Thanks, Donna, for six months, ten days, 15 hours, 26 minutes of your life.
00:14:25We'll always be friends.
00:14:27Um, no, we won't.
00:14:30I mean, would you do that to your girlfriend?
00:14:32Oh, well, I...
00:14:34I knew it.
00:14:35I spent hours cooking Chateaubriand for his birthday,
00:14:38and this is my reward for Mr. Fuckity Pants McBollocks.
00:14:42What's Chatea...
00:14:44What's Chateaubriand?
00:14:45See you next Tuesday, Buckley.
00:14:47Daniel Buckley.
00:14:49Cheerio, now.
00:14:55Fuckity bastard.
00:14:57Ballsy shit.
00:14:59Fucking Chateaubriand-eating bollocks.
00:15:03Bye-bye, baby, this pride guy is through
00:15:09So long, baby, yeah, he's looking at you
00:15:15Bye-bye, baby, this pride guy is through
00:15:21So long, baby, yeah, he's looking at you
00:15:26Saturday morning, I'm bad, but you know that's pulling through
00:15:33Now, watch the bastard.
00:15:40There, bro.
00:15:42I like him. He sings, he's got style.
00:15:44Makes up for not being able to sing.
00:15:46You free later?
00:15:47Sorry, I've got to.
00:15:49That makes more sense.
00:15:50You don't know what you're missing.
00:15:52Life is tragic.
00:15:54So long, baby, yeah, he's looking at you
00:15:58Bye-bye, baby, this pride guy is through
00:16:03Now, it's my turn.
00:16:05So long, baby, yeah, he's looking at you
00:16:08Fuck.
00:16:09You just did.
00:16:10Think you can do better?
00:16:11I can't do any worse.
00:16:27This singer's my brother.
00:16:29That's nice.
00:16:32Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
00:16:34What you doing? You're wagging.
00:16:36I'm so clumsy. Silly me.
00:16:38What are you going to do about me new fucking denims?
00:16:40Oi, oi, oi.
00:16:46Gee bags.
00:16:49Well, everything is wrong when your daddy's coming round you
00:16:53Do you want to go backstage after?
00:16:55I'm gonna do a Houdini, yeah, disappear with you
00:17:01So, the lyrics are based on this whole time I was doing LSD in this carvery parking lot.
00:17:06Oh, that's so cool.
00:17:07And I was just out of my mind.
00:17:09I mean, I was seeing like weird Peruvian pygmies and stuff like that.
00:17:12Oh, look who it is.
00:17:14Helicopter boy.
00:17:16You are turning into my greatest fan.
00:17:20Who's this?
00:17:22Carla, this is my brother Rory.
00:17:24Storming gig.
00:17:26Love the hair.
00:17:27Thanks.
00:17:28So, how long have you two been on Iden?
00:17:31Actually, we just met.
00:17:33Well, don't believe a word my little brother tells you.
00:17:36He told me you were great at singing.
00:17:39Except maybe for that one.
00:17:41Now, if you'll excuse us.
00:17:44Well, hold on.
00:17:46Care to join us?
00:17:48That's sweet of you, but I don't do small enclosed spaces.
00:17:52How are you doing with Daniel then?
00:17:59I'll catch you later.
00:18:01Yeah, only if she's brain dead.
00:18:03Very good, Daniel. Very mature.
00:18:12Is he always like that?
00:18:14Just when he's awake.
00:18:16I'm kind of taking care of him, so.
00:18:18He sounds pretty well looked after.
00:18:23Do you want to go ahead, actually?
00:18:25I can follow you.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:33Rory, Mam wants you home for dinner tonight.
00:18:37What's your name again?
00:18:39Daniel.
00:18:40Daniel.
00:18:42Thanks for the introduction to your brother,
00:18:44the big rock star.
00:18:46No problem.
00:18:51K-k-k-k...
00:18:52Pardon?
00:18:54K-k-k-k...
00:18:56K-k-k-k...
00:18:58K-k-k-k-k...
00:19:00K-k-k-k-k...
00:19:02K-k-k-k-k...
00:19:04K-k-k-k-k...
00:19:06Gosh, that stutter's desperate.
00:19:09Can I have your number?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12Sorry, Gruber.
00:19:14Oh.
00:19:15I don't have a phone.
00:19:17You should really do something about that stutter.
00:19:24Ciao.
00:19:26Whoa, whoa, wait.
00:19:28Your bike is...
00:19:30Ah!
00:19:35Are you OK?
00:19:36I'm OK, I'm OK, I'm OK.
00:19:38Hi, poor Gruber.
00:19:40I saved your bag.
00:19:43Thanks. Are you sure you're OK?
00:19:45Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:19:50Ah.
00:19:51Ah.
00:19:52Ah.
00:19:53Gruber, what can I do for you?
00:19:57Maybe some coffee might help, or...
00:20:01Maybe some coffee might help, or...
00:20:03Pardon?
00:20:04Bandages?
00:20:06Have you got any bandages at your place?
00:20:10I won't slice a toast, come on.
00:20:12Please?
00:20:13You cheeky devil.
00:20:26There you are.
00:20:29Poor Gruber.
00:20:31Thanks.
00:20:35Back in a sec.
00:20:38MUSIC
00:20:55See all the angels on your street
00:21:00Oh, they don't know why they're living
00:21:04No, they don't know why they're living
00:21:08Don't get any ideas.
00:21:15You're on the couch tonight.
00:21:17A woman never shares her bed on the first night.
00:21:20You're on the couch tonight.
00:21:22A woman never shares her bed on the first night.
00:21:25You're on the couch tonight.
00:21:27You're on the couch tonight.
00:21:29A woman never shares her bed on the first date.
00:21:32We could go to a second date.
00:21:35You said this was a first date.
00:21:38I bought you a drink, and then you tried to kill me,
00:21:42so I'd call that a first date.
00:21:45You're funny, but you're not my type.
00:21:48Well, who is your type?
00:21:50I like them older and livelier.
00:21:53I love to be surprised.
00:21:56Well, aren't you surprised to find yourself here with me?
00:22:00Yes.
00:22:02There you go.
00:22:04Do you have a girlfriend?
00:22:07Lots, actually.
00:22:10No one at the moment, but...
00:22:12Did you get your heart broken?
00:22:15Tell the truth. I do most of the heart-breaking.
00:22:20I should be careful around you.
00:22:22I was just telling the truth.
00:22:27Mwah!
00:22:29Goodnight, Grover.
00:22:32Let yourself out in the morning.
00:22:34How am I doing for a first date?
00:22:37Dunno.
00:22:44Ask me on our second date.
00:22:52Gotcha.
00:22:56You won't find that soon enough.
00:22:59Give us some more time.
00:23:02Don't ask me questions.
00:23:05Don't owe me answers.
00:23:08My head is spinning over you.
00:23:12Cos I'm a million dollar hero
00:23:15in a five and ten cent store.
00:23:18Serving me nicely,
00:23:21so I'll come back for more.
00:23:23But if anybody asks you,
00:23:25have I passed along this way?
00:23:28It was just my outer ring.
00:23:32I got a new girlfriend.
00:23:34Second date next week.
00:23:37Cut you a hole, did you?
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:42Oh?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:45Well, I did.
00:23:49Great.
00:23:51It was the best night of my life.
00:24:14Mr. Volkanski?
00:24:18Hello?
00:24:30You have a stuttering?
00:24:33I do not cure the stutterings.
00:24:36Oh, I thought...
00:24:38You will cure your own stuttering.
00:24:42Open, please.
00:24:45Inspection on domestic appliances.
00:24:49Pages with wheeze.
00:24:52Wheeze?
00:24:58Vacuum cleaners.
00:25:01Say, please.
00:25:03Please?
00:25:05No, the other one.
00:25:08Louder.
00:25:10Vac.
00:25:12Louder.
00:25:14Vac.
00:25:16Shoulders.
00:25:19Shout.
00:25:21Vacuum!
00:25:24So why can't I?
00:25:27Why can't you what?
00:25:29The tennis club disco?
00:25:31Well, we'll see. Maybe when you're older.
00:25:33I'm 15. That's old.
00:25:35Old enough to make boys, didn't we?
00:25:37Who said anything about boys?
00:25:39It's just a disco.
00:25:41Rory, dinner's ready.
00:25:43The best cook in Ireland.
00:25:45There's lots who are better.
00:25:47Well, I don't know what we'd do without you.
00:25:49Well, I had a good teacher, so...
00:25:56That wagon thing and her bloody gargoyles.
00:26:00They're blocking out the sun. They're killing all my plants.
00:26:07It's like they're laughing at me.
00:26:09No, they're just statues.
00:26:12Plant killers.
00:26:19Good evening.
00:26:26What are you wearing?
00:26:28A hat.
00:26:31Would you think you could take that stupid thing off at the dinner table?
00:26:36You look better with the hat on.
00:26:41And what do you call that, then?
00:26:43Style.
00:26:45This family gets more interesting by the minute.
00:26:47Wait, what possessed you?
00:26:49He looks like a fucking Mormon.
00:26:52Well, I suppose you're all going to find out soon anyway, so...
00:26:56Find out what?
00:26:58I'm...
00:27:00I'm a Mormon.
00:27:02I'm...
00:27:05...quitting the civil service,
00:27:07and I'm going to go full-time with the band.
00:27:11Full-time?
00:27:13Is it?
00:27:15And who's going to bring money into the house?
00:27:17I will, ma'am. Look, it'll be okay.
00:27:19And what am I supposed to tell your father when he comes home?
00:27:24You're still singing that sad old song.
00:27:27What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:30Dad is never coming home.
00:27:32He's either dead,
00:27:34or he's living with some gorgeous babe in a galaxy far, far away.
00:27:37No, he's not.
00:27:38You don't mean that.
00:27:39Where is he, then?
00:27:42One day he'll come home and explain everything.
00:27:44Oh, yes, I might have known you'd come out with trash talk like that.
00:27:48The truth always hurts.
00:27:49Well, yours does.
00:27:51That's a good one.
00:27:53Coming from a clown with hair like an old bingo lady.
00:27:57I just can't face reality.
00:27:58And you can't face a mirror.
00:28:00Daniel, tell him.
00:28:02Well, it's not my hair.
00:28:05Make me.
00:28:06Make you?
00:28:08Oh, I'll make you.
00:28:09I'll make you!
00:28:11It's your turn.
00:28:12Hey, hey, calm down. Come on, come on.
00:28:14You expect me to provide for you while you waste your life, is that it?
00:28:17It's my life.
00:28:18Is it? Is it?
00:28:19Well, I gave you that life.
00:28:21And this is how you repay me?
00:28:22Hey!
00:28:25Oh, Daniel, the mess!
00:28:32Rory?
00:28:35Rory!
00:28:36Rory, come back!
00:28:43Juice was a mistake. Water isn't as messy.
00:28:46It's not that bad.
00:28:47I don't think it'll stain.
00:28:50Rory!
00:28:51Rory, come back!
00:29:02Well, don't worry. He'll come back.
00:29:04He's going to get cold.
00:29:09Here, give it.
00:29:11I'll go get him.
00:29:12Thank you, Daniel.
00:29:14Here.
00:29:15In case it's cold.
00:29:17Here.
00:29:18In case his new hair scares people.
00:29:30Wish me luck?
00:29:31Mm-hm.
00:29:47Here.
00:30:01Thanks, now fuck off.
00:30:10You know, I like the wig.
00:30:12Well, you can keep it.
00:30:15Thanks.
00:30:20I was actually thinking about getting my own.
00:30:22Maybe in pink.
00:30:25It's good I can lead you, all right?
00:30:28Well, no, I...
00:30:31I...
00:30:34Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What?
00:30:36Stop.
00:30:37All right, stop hiding behind your stutter.
00:30:39Everyone shut up so the little stutter boy can finish his sentence.
00:30:42Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
00:30:43No, it's fucking stutter boy.
00:30:46It's a living.
00:30:48Don't buy it.
00:30:49I bet you don't stutter when you're with a little barmaid girly, do you?
00:30:52Well, no, actually, I...
00:30:55It doesn't matter.
00:30:56She won't stay along with a stuttery dweeb like you, anyway.
00:31:00I'm not...
00:31:01Fucking stuttery dweeb.
00:31:07Well, at least I'm not a rock star who...
00:31:09I'm not a rock star who...
00:31:16Takes the bus.
00:31:31Oh!
00:31:35Oh.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:45Why don't you go back there and try that again?
00:31:59She still won't let me go.
00:32:02She'll come around. It's only a disco.
00:32:04You'd swear I was going to an orgy.
00:32:06Well, that's the week after, isn't it?
00:32:09So, what's she like?
00:32:12What's who like?
00:32:13Your new girlfriend.
00:32:15How did you know I had a new girlfriend?
00:32:17Let's examine the evidence, shall we?
00:32:19What evidence?
00:32:20Well, you've been going around the place humming that flock of seagulls shite.
00:32:28Yeah, impressive. You should be in Rory's band.
00:32:30Thanks.
00:32:31I'd rather gouge my kneecaps off with a spoon.
00:32:35Is that it?
00:32:36Nope.
00:32:37As soon as I mentioned girlfriend, you went red.
00:32:40No, I didn't.
00:32:42I'm always a bit red anyways, so...
00:32:44What's her name?
00:32:46Carla.
00:32:48Car-la.
00:32:50Yeah, Carla. What's wrong with that?
00:32:53Nothing. Just never met anyone called Carla.
00:32:56Well, you should go out more.
00:32:58I'm working on it.
00:32:59Car-la.
00:33:02Car-wash.
00:33:04Quit it, smartarse.
00:33:06Did you have sex with Carla yet?
00:33:08What?
00:33:09Did you?
00:33:10What? No. No, it's not like that.
00:33:13Look, Carla's a nice girl.
00:33:16I make her laugh.
00:33:18We make each other laugh and...
00:33:20Oh my God, my brother is in love.
00:33:22No, I'm not.
00:33:24Sure, you look a bit funny to me.
00:33:26Do you know what? I'm going now.
00:33:28Congratulations.
00:33:30What?
00:33:31Mr. Ship Inspector, you did it.
00:33:35I did it?
00:33:37What did I tell you?
00:33:38Those ship inspectors, they don't mess around.
00:33:40When they want something, they get them.
00:33:43So does this mean you believe in two?
00:33:45No. Why should I do that?
00:33:47Well, you'll have money and car-wash.
00:33:49Carla.
00:33:51You and Carla will find a place to live
00:33:53and I'll be left here to handle Mom.
00:33:56Oh my God, I'll have to learn to cook.
00:33:59Oh, God forbid.
00:34:01Look, I've been on one date with Carla.
00:34:03I'm not going anywhere.
00:34:05I'm sure what would you do without me anyways?
00:34:07God knows.
00:34:09And I can keep a lookout for Dad at work, so...
00:34:11You can get me a job too.
00:34:13I'll work weekends.
00:34:14Plus, I'll probably do a better job than you anyway.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:28This is Daniel, the ship inspector.
00:34:31I did tell you we were going to be travelling in style.
00:34:34Daniel, this is Charles Sheridan.
00:34:37Hi.
00:34:38Pleased to meet you.
00:34:40I've met Rory and Maeve, of course.
00:34:42Of course.
00:34:43But for some reason, I never met you.
00:34:45Your mum was keeping the best to last, obviously.
00:34:48Obvious.
00:34:49That's enough now, Maeve.
00:34:52Nice to meet you.
00:34:54Cool car.
00:34:55Thanks.
00:34:56Call me Chuck.
00:34:57Yes, Chuck.
00:34:58Like cluck, only with a H instead of an L.
00:35:01Chuck.
00:35:02That's right, Maeve.
00:35:03Chuck.
00:35:14No, thanks, Chucks.
00:35:16It's too early.
00:35:17I'll have it.
00:35:18Thanks, Chuck.
00:35:20Life has taught me two things.
00:35:23I love chocolate.
00:35:24And your mother is going to be the first woman leader of Fianna Fáil.
00:35:27That's great, Chuck.
00:35:29Oh, Charles, stop it.
00:35:31It's Chuck.
00:35:32And you, cut it out.
00:35:34Have you thought about a position?
00:35:37Hit them hard.
00:35:58Oh, Daniel.
00:36:00Yoo-hoo.
00:36:02What?
00:36:04Fix up that tie.
00:36:05No, Mum, stop.
00:36:06You can't go in there looking like a donkey.
00:36:08I was crying.
00:36:09I'm going to be late, Mum.
00:36:10You look very smart.
00:36:11Doesn't he, Charles?
00:36:13Like a shiny kettle.
00:36:14Oh.
00:36:15Now go in there and shine like the kettle that you are.
00:36:19I think I'm going to get sick.
00:36:20Well, swallow it.
00:36:21Go on.
00:36:22You're well able.
00:36:28We love you.
00:36:30I love you.
00:36:32I love you.
00:37:00Hello?
00:37:14Give me your hand.
00:37:20I'm glad to have you on board.
00:37:24And I was glad to call your father a colleague.
00:37:26Thanks.
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Well, enough of that shite.
00:37:31Come on.
00:37:32I'll show you the ropes.
00:37:37You're a big ball sort of a fella, aren't you?
00:37:39Sorry?
00:37:40Balls.
00:37:41Big balls.
00:37:42You're a big ball sort of fella, aren't you?
00:37:43Oh.
00:37:44I wouldn't say that, but...
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:47Well, take it from me.
00:37:48Big balls.
00:37:49Come on.
00:38:08Come on, big balls.
00:38:13Come on.
00:38:24Thanks, but I don't fancy it.
00:38:28Fare, please.
00:38:30Sorry?
00:38:31Take your time now.
00:38:38Hey.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:42It's the second date, remember?
00:38:43It is.
00:38:44Already.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:47Yo, Ed.
00:38:48What's the story?
00:38:49Oh, who...
00:38:50They're my clients.
00:38:52Clients?
00:38:53Yeah, I design stage gear for...
00:38:55You didn't think I was just a waitress.
00:38:57I have a proper job.
00:38:58No, of course.
00:39:00It's Paul and Jeff from the Dead Graveyards.
00:39:04Their album is out next month.
00:39:05Have you seen them?
00:39:06Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:07They're good.
00:39:08They're really, really good.
00:39:09Look, I'm busy tonight.
00:39:11You do understand, you're not mad, are you?
00:39:13No, no, jeez, no, I'm fine.
00:39:17How about tomorrow night?
00:39:18I'm working.
00:39:20Is it the night after?
00:39:21Look, maybe we should just forget this.
00:39:22No, no, no, look.
00:39:24Why should we deprive ourselves?
00:39:26How about Wednesday?
00:39:27You are very persistent, aren't you?
00:39:29Well, you know what they say.
00:39:30The best things in life are worth waiting for.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:36What do I have to lose?
00:39:38I will see you on Wednesday.
00:39:40Wednesday.
00:39:41Great.
00:39:50Mom?
00:39:52Right, ready?
00:39:53Mom!
00:39:54Oh, Daniel!
00:39:56You're just in time.
00:39:57Just in time for what?
00:39:59For justice.
00:40:00Justice?
00:40:01She's been like this all day.
00:40:02Greetings, Danny boy.
00:40:03Join the revolution?
00:40:04Oh, shut up, Sheridan.
00:40:06Not a problem.
00:40:08Can we talk about this now?
00:40:09No.
00:40:11Exciting times, huh?
00:40:12Whatever you say, cluck.
00:40:15Down with Gargoyles!
00:40:17Down with Gargoyles!
00:40:19Down with Gargoyles!
00:40:21Down with Gargoyles!
00:40:22Ladies, would you mind signing my petition
00:40:24to help save my plant from the murderous bit next door?
00:40:26Thank you so much.
00:40:27What are you so happy about?
00:40:28I don't know.
00:40:29I just like protests.
00:40:31Down with Gargoyles!
00:40:33Down with Gargoyles!
00:40:35Thank you so much.
00:40:37She's a bit of a slut as well, isn't she?
00:40:39I'll see you in class on Sunday.
00:40:41You look fantastic.
00:40:42We'll have the chats then.
00:40:43Be safe.
00:40:44You're a legend.
00:40:45Thank you so much.
00:40:46Save the plants!
00:40:48Carol needs to make more time for you.
00:40:50If she's more interested in work,
00:40:52then you should just forget it.
00:40:54Maybe she's put off by my stutter.
00:40:56And she's not up to much.
00:40:58I know she likes me.
00:41:02What's up?
00:41:03Maybe Rory's right.
00:41:07I think Dad met someone else.
00:41:10What makes you say that?
00:41:12Before he left, he was on the phone whispering.
00:41:16Well, how do you know it was a girl?
00:41:18He put the phone down when Mam came in.
00:41:21Yeah, but I'd put the phone down if Mam was coming in, so...
00:41:24Yeah, but I was in school and Jonah hypnotised me
00:41:26and then I remembered everything.
00:41:28Right, Jonah hypnotised you, so it must be true.
00:41:32This is the last time I tell you anything.
00:41:37What?
00:41:39Wheels.
00:41:40What wheels?
00:41:42Carla.
00:41:44Car-la.
00:41:47Carla's not going out with me because I don't have a car.
00:41:53Where are you going?
00:41:55Maeve?
00:41:57Delicious.
00:42:01Delicious.
00:42:03Delicious.
00:42:06Delicious.
00:42:08Delicious.
00:42:10Delicious.
00:42:12Delicious.
00:42:18Whispers of anger.
00:42:23Whispers of anger.
00:42:31Softer.
00:42:36Whispers of anger.
00:42:41Whispers of anger.
00:43:01I hate Wednesdays.
00:43:04Always too much to do.
00:43:06I've started to go off on myself.
00:43:08Wednesday can't make up its mind whether it's a weekday or a weekend.
00:43:13Hang on, I'll give you a hand.
00:43:15You're an angel.
00:43:17My Mam says I'm Speedy Gonzalez.
00:43:20Darling, you can't do ten things at once and expect them all to work.
00:43:39Hang on.
00:43:41Are you selling this?
00:43:43Why?
00:43:44Do you know anyone who'd like to buy it?
00:43:49Oh, it's a great deal.
00:43:51I mean, she cuts out every now and then, but you just have to give her a bit of a kick and she's flying.
00:43:55You have to kick it?
00:43:57Grand.
00:43:58Now all you have to do is learn to drive.
00:44:00Oh, well, I'm paying Donna for lessons, so...
00:44:02Donna?
00:44:04Donna.
00:44:06Donna Kebab.
00:44:07Oh, Jesus.
00:44:08Donna Kebab and Carla Carwash.
00:44:10You really go for them types of names, don't you?
00:44:12Will you stop?
00:44:13Dan, the man with the plan.
00:44:16Maeve the...
00:44:19Rave?
00:44:22Maeve the Rave.
00:44:25I like it.
00:44:38We have to be constantly on the lookout for this little bollocks.
00:44:43The Colorado Beetle.
00:44:47And we're the front line.
00:44:49You remember that, now.
00:44:52Without us, there'd be chaos.
00:44:56Do you hear me, big balls?
00:45:00Can I ask you something?
00:45:04Can I ask you something?
00:45:06I'll tell you when I hear the question.
00:45:08Did, uh...
00:45:11Did my dad ever mention anything about another woman?
00:45:17TURRETS WHISTLING
00:45:30Turrets?
00:45:32Eat and be merry, for we have won the battle.
00:45:39Your mother has an important announcement.
00:45:41Is it about Dad?
00:45:43No, darling, it's not. It's about the county council elections.
00:45:45Children, your mother has been chosen as Fianna Fáil's candidate.
00:45:50Now, I'm going to have to rely on you.
00:45:52I will need your support.
00:45:55Oh, yeah, sure.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:59Rory?
00:46:01Fine, yeah.
00:46:03Wonderful, wonderful. You make me so proud.
00:46:05Now, eat up and I'll give you your assignments.
00:46:08Assignments?
00:46:10Does this mean I get off school?
00:46:12Of course.
00:46:14This is a family election.
00:46:18Vote number one.
00:46:20Give your number one to Kathleen Buckley.
00:46:22Here for fairness...
00:46:24..and the environment.
00:46:26Don't vote number two.
00:46:28Shame we the crack.
00:46:30He can't even spell.
00:46:32I'm asking people of Lennistown to bring back the crack.
00:46:36For far too long, Fianna Fáil have brought a stench to this community.
00:46:40And Shamee the crack McIntyre will bring the crack back.
00:46:43Believe me. Vote for Shamee.
00:46:45He's spelling it wrong.
00:46:47It's C-O-R-E-I-C.
00:46:49Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley.
00:46:51Give her number one vote. Thank you very much.
00:46:53Great seeing you.
00:46:55Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley.
00:46:57Number one, Fianna Fáil, Kathleen Buckley.
00:46:59Oh, yeah.
00:47:10BELL RINGS
00:47:16Hi, how are you?
00:47:18Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley. Thank you so much.
00:47:20Brilliant.
00:47:22They've been talking about Chuck moving in.
00:47:24He could become our stepdad.
00:47:26Step-Chuck.
00:47:28We'll see about that.
00:47:33You're wicked.
00:47:35Well, I have my moments.
00:47:40Now, check this out.
00:47:43Chuck?
00:47:45I, er...
00:47:47got you this just to say thanks.
00:47:49Oh, man, Daniel.
00:47:51You're welcome.
00:47:55You are too good.
00:47:57It's awesome.
00:47:59I'm going to actually watch my favourite video actually.
00:48:01Oh, yeah, OK.
00:48:04You're too good.
00:48:06Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley.
00:48:08Thank you so much. Have a great day now.
00:48:12Oh, are you all right?
00:48:14Oh, no.
00:48:16What's wrong with you? Are you all right?
00:48:18No.
00:48:26HE GASPS
00:48:28SHE LAUGHS
00:48:31MUSIC PLAYS
00:48:37Maybe you should get something yellow in the car.
00:48:39It might help you drive better.
00:48:41Oh, thanks.
00:48:43You're doing good.
00:48:45Thanks for the lessons. They're actually really fun.
00:48:47You're welcome. My pleasure.
00:48:49Well, I guess I'll see you.
00:48:51Bye. Bye.
00:48:54Hey.
00:48:56So...
00:48:58who's the hippie chick?
00:49:03Oh, that's just Donna.
00:49:05Oh, sorry. Donna.
00:49:07Oh, Jesus!
00:49:09Hey.
00:49:17And then you went to see Flock of Seagulls?
00:49:19Mm-hm. Have you seen them?
00:49:21No, not yet.
00:49:23You should. They're truly immense.
00:49:25I didn't even know they were playing.
00:49:27Ah, little puppy dog. Don't fret.
00:49:29Ruff!
00:49:31Damn boy, stay! Ruff, ruff!
00:49:33Ruff! Ruff!
00:49:35Ruff!
00:49:39Second date.
00:49:41Ruff!
00:49:43Someone likes me.
00:49:45Someone likes me.
00:49:51What are you waiting for, Groover?
00:50:01Jesus, you're going to kill us all!
00:50:05You're meant to ease your foot
00:50:07gently onto the pedal.
00:50:09I'm going for a driving lesson, he says.
00:50:11Come along. It'll be a laugh.
00:50:13You're doing really well.
00:50:15Am I?
00:50:17How can you tell?
00:50:19You just need to learn not to rush.
00:50:21Yeah, he'll make a great driver.
00:50:23For a Sherman tank.
00:50:25I know.
00:50:27He's doing grand.
00:50:33Homecoming.
00:50:35Coming, coming, coming.
00:50:37Twinkle.
00:50:39Good hair, you.
00:50:41Good hair, you.
00:50:43Good hair, you.
00:50:45Good hair, you.
00:50:47I will work night and day...
00:50:49I will work night and day
00:50:51to make things better
00:50:53for everyone.
00:50:55Daniel Buckley, what is that on your neck?
00:50:57Does it look like a bite out of you?
00:50:59Were you with that
00:51:01boy last night? What's her name?
00:51:03Carla.
00:51:05And did Carla
00:51:07have sex with you?
00:51:09Well, thank God for that.
00:51:11Actually, I would like to meet
00:51:13this Carla one. You can bring her for dinner.
00:51:17Gargle.
00:51:19Thanks for giving me an extra lesson, Mr. Polkanski.
00:51:21Gargle.
00:51:23Well, it's such a big night, you know. I'm just really glad that you...
00:51:25Gargle.
00:51:31No, you're too fast.
00:51:33Let me show you.
00:51:39Gargle.
00:51:45Your stuttering is
00:51:47not an umbrella.
00:52:05Gargle.
00:52:07Poor thing.
00:52:09Here you go.
00:52:11Oh, thanks.
00:52:15See, how is that eccentric?
00:52:17He is eccentric,
00:52:19but he gets results.
00:52:21At least I think he does.
00:52:23People just go away after a while
00:52:25and I never see them again.
00:52:27Well, tonight's important, so...
00:52:29Oh? You going out?
00:52:31No, no. My girlfriend's coming over to my house for dinner.
00:52:33Yeah.
00:52:35That's nice.
00:52:37What's on the menu?
00:52:39Chicken a la ronde.
00:52:43Do you mix a bit of sugar in?
00:52:45Nope. I always use cloves.
00:52:49Sugar really brings up the flavour.
00:52:51Does it?
00:52:53You just have to be careful not to boil it away.
00:52:55Slow boil is best.
00:52:57Thanks.
00:52:59Do you know what? I might use that.
00:53:01I'll let you know how it went.
00:53:03Do. I'd love to know.
00:53:05I hope no one
00:53:07spills the gravy or
00:53:09anything like that.
00:53:11No. I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:53:13I'm sure they'll get on.
00:53:15Well, thanks.
00:53:27Would you like a light?
00:53:29No.
00:53:31I don't smoke.
00:53:37They seem to be getting on okay, don't they?
00:53:39I hope they'll like the sugar in this.
00:53:41They will.
00:53:43Listen. The disco.
00:53:45Oh. Yeah, that.
00:53:47When are you going to ask?
00:53:49Maybe later, Maeve.
00:53:51But it's on this Friday night.
00:53:53Maybe 14's too young.
00:53:55I'm 15. And you promised.
00:53:57Don't bother me about this now, okay?
00:53:59What's wrong with this?
00:54:09Hello.
00:54:11Everyone. Help yourselves.
00:54:13Yes. Help yourself.
00:54:15And don't worry about anyone else.
00:54:17Carla designs
00:54:19stage clothes, did I tell you?
00:54:21Yes, Daniel. Lots of times.
00:54:23Oh, right.
00:54:25It's just such a cool job.
00:54:27It must be fun getting in and out of lots of stage clothes,
00:54:29is it?
00:54:31It's good. I love it. Why shouldn't work be fun?
00:54:33Maeve, pass the potatoes
00:54:35to our fun loving guest.
00:54:37Carla, you look absolutely lovely this evening.
00:54:39Thank you, Marie.
00:54:41Would you care for some
00:54:43thai?
00:54:45So, Carla.
00:54:47How long have you been called
00:54:49Carla?
00:54:51It's Carla. And my mother wanted to name me
00:54:53after my grandmother. You have a grandmother.
00:54:55Doesn't everyone?
00:54:57And a mother and father too, I presume.
00:54:59Like most people, I do.
00:55:01Wonderful.
00:55:03Good for you.
00:55:05Well, Carla, you're very welcome
00:55:07to our table. It's been
00:55:09quite a while since we've had guests, isn't it,
00:55:11family? Not since
00:55:13Jack went away.
00:55:15It's been absolutely yonks.
00:55:17As long as you don't count Chuck.
00:55:19Yes, it's
00:55:21nice to be here. How is Chuck?
00:55:23Still really bad, darling.
00:55:25He hasn't recovered from that gastric bug
00:55:27that struck him down.
00:55:29Tragic.
00:55:31You'd almost think he'd been poisoned,
00:55:33wouldn't you? Tell me, Carla,
00:55:35do you cook? Only when I have
00:55:37to. Could have guessed.
00:55:39Carla, you do know that my Daniel is
00:55:41a fantastic catch,
00:55:43don't you? Have you tasted
00:55:45his cooking?
00:55:47Oh, I'm just about to taste it.
00:55:49Do you think that 15 is old enough to go
00:55:51to a disco? I went to discos when I was 13.
00:55:53Now, that doesn't surprise me.
00:55:55Well, it wasn't exactly sex and drugs and
00:55:57rock and roll. It was
00:55:59fairly innocent.
00:56:01Well, there are always
00:56:03those that prey upon the innocent.
00:56:05Depends on what you mean by innocent.
00:56:07So, Carla, tell me, what are your intentions towards my son?
00:56:09Intentions? With the cook?
00:56:11He has a job with the prospects?
00:56:13You could give some
00:56:15lucky girl a very easy life.
00:56:17If so, tell me, Carla,
00:56:19do you see yourself
00:56:21as that lucky girl?
00:56:23I see myself as an independent
00:56:25woman who's making her own luck.
00:56:27Do you?
00:56:29Well, let me tell you,
00:56:31Carla, my boy
00:56:33didn't just cycle
00:56:35down the Liffey on a bicycle. He's not going to be
00:56:37fooled by a pointy face and
00:56:39a set of pretty teeth. Pretty teeth?
00:56:41I'm just saying
00:56:43it like it is, Daniel. We wouldn't want some
00:56:45people to get the wrong impressions, doesn't matter
00:56:47how innocent they might seem.
00:56:49I can assure you I'm not getting the wrong impression,
00:56:51Mrs. Buckley. Now, why can't
00:56:53you try Kathleen?
00:56:55Or is my first
00:56:57name not good enough for you?
00:56:59I'm sorry, Kathleen.
00:57:01You say
00:57:03that like you are spitting out a
00:57:05lump of meat.
00:57:07A bit of fat. Say it properly.
00:57:09Kathleen.
00:57:11Now you're saying it like you're talking to a slave.
00:57:13You must think I'm some sort of
00:57:15deserted wife.
00:57:17Do you? Why would you say that?
00:57:19Say my name, you bitch!
00:57:21Mum! I'm sorry my pronunciation
00:57:23is not up to scratch.
00:57:25Sarah, would you?
00:57:27Carla, say
00:57:29my fucking name.
00:57:35Kathleen. Alright, that's it. I'm not going to be
00:57:37insulted at my own table.
00:57:39No, I am just saying it.
00:57:41You called me a bitch.
00:57:43Carla bitch. My name is Carla.
00:57:45Carla bitch. Mum,
00:57:47you're being a tad unfair.
00:57:49Really? What, to a hard-nosed
00:57:51English wagon? What, is trying
00:57:53to steal my son? I'm not English.
00:57:55Ah, you're fine again.
00:57:57It's the same thing. I'm not
00:57:59political. Ha ha! You see, that's what they all
00:58:01say. Daniel,
00:58:03turn this hussy out onto the street
00:58:05where once you found her.
00:58:07It's okay. I've had rice in the pub.
00:58:09I'd say you have.
00:58:11Do you know what, Daniel? I am so
00:58:13disappointed in you. I really thought
00:58:15that my middle son had more
00:58:17decency
00:58:19and common sense
00:58:21and better taste.
00:58:23Well, everyone, this has just been
00:58:27an event.
00:58:29Pleasure.
00:58:31Mum?
00:58:33I've got a gig or something.
00:58:35Perhaps I should go too.
00:58:39Mum,
00:58:41this is wrong.
00:58:43Is it?
00:58:45You
00:58:47should apologise
00:58:49to Carla. Yes, or
00:58:51Carla might never come to dinner again.
00:58:53Ah, pity about her.
00:58:55It's Carla. There's no la.
00:58:57Carla.
00:58:59La, la, la, la, la.
00:59:01Maeve, darling, would you
00:59:03hand Mummy a bit of chicken, please?
00:59:05Silly mother. Thank you so much.
00:59:10Carla, Carla, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:12Let's just call it a day. No, look, I'm sorry.
00:59:14My mum's just a bit...
00:59:16I can make it up to you tomorrow if you want.
00:59:18It's fine.
00:59:20I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
00:59:22Whatever, Daniel.
00:59:24Okay.
00:59:33That girl just wasn't right
00:59:35for you. Well, I should be
00:59:37the judge of that. There's lots of girls out there.
00:59:39I'll help you pick one out of the election.
00:59:41You'd be better off without her.
00:59:43I don't need your
00:59:45help, Mam.
00:59:47We all need each other's help.
00:59:49Families are supposed to stick together,
00:59:51Daniel.
00:59:53That didn't work with Dad, did it?
01:00:05Why did he leave?
01:00:09That girl has twisted your mind.
01:00:25Take your good jacket
01:00:27in case you want to go to a fucking disco.
01:00:35When are you off?
01:00:37Tomorrow night, after work.
01:00:39Let me guess, Carla?
01:00:41Mm-hm.
01:00:43Hope she's a big place.
01:00:45Shouldn't be a problem.
01:00:47Good luck with that.
01:00:51I'm still keeping an eye out for Dad.
01:00:53You're exactly like Dad.
01:00:55Good riddance.
01:01:05I'm a lost heaven, now I'm gonna create hell.
01:01:07Some may say that you're an angel.
01:01:09I know that's a great smell.
01:01:19I mean, people die for that fada.
01:01:21I'm really sorry. No, no.
01:01:23I'll hear you fill in the fada, will you? I'm really sorry.
01:01:25What is that smell? I don't know.
01:01:27Oh, dirty bitch.
01:01:35I don't know.
01:01:55This election is being stolen from me.
01:01:57I'm so sorry. There's nothing I can do.
01:01:59The people have spoken.
01:02:01Well, the only one I hear speaking
01:02:03is you.
01:02:05We demand a re-election.
01:02:07This is blasphemy!
01:02:09It's called democracy.
01:02:11Yeah, I'm a little bit...
01:02:13Come on.
01:02:29Ladies and gentlemen,
01:02:31I'm pleased to announce
01:02:33the final results for the county council elections
01:02:35for Leningstown.
01:02:37And here they are.
01:02:39I deem
01:02:41Shami the Crack McIntyre
01:02:43of Fianna Gael
01:02:45to be elected.
01:02:47Oh, frick.
01:02:59Get away from me, you dirty, lying,
01:03:01cheating, blue-shirt.
01:03:03She's fucking magnificent.
01:03:05Keep your hands off her.
01:03:07This is not over.
01:03:09We will fight
01:03:11until justice is served.
01:03:13I did not lose the election.
01:03:15I was stolen from it.
01:03:17Come here.
01:03:19No, don't tie it.
01:03:31Groover.
01:03:33Hey, Carla, look,
01:03:35I'm really sorry about what happened, so I got you these
01:03:37and I was just hoping maybe that I could...
01:03:39Oh, you made us dinner?
01:03:41How did you know I was gonna...
01:03:57Ah!
01:03:59He's what? Gone to live with Carla.
01:04:01Well, we'll see about that.
01:04:03Ma'am.
01:04:07For God's sake, Daniel.
01:04:09Stop.
01:04:11Rich, stop.
01:04:17Stay down.
01:04:29Carla, you coming?
01:04:33No.
01:04:49I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
01:04:55You're a nice guy, Buss.
01:05:03You really loved me, did you?
01:05:13I knew it.
01:05:19At least you stopped stuttering, Lou.
01:05:33Look over there.
01:05:35Where?
01:05:37There's a lady that I used to know.
01:05:41I can't believe he's doing this to me!
01:05:43She's married now or engaged or something, so I'm told.
01:05:51Is she really going out with him?
01:05:55Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
01:05:59Is she really going out with him?
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:33What?
01:06:35She got a bit out of hand.
01:07:03Oh!
01:07:17Well, she didn't want you after all.
01:07:23Daniel.
01:07:25What?
01:07:27That bastard McIntyre stole the election from me.
01:07:29But I'm not really worried. I'll win the next one.
01:07:31You broke my stuff.
01:07:35Well, you should have been in your own home
01:07:37instead of off gallivanting.
01:07:39Anyway, it doesn't matter. You're home.
01:07:41No, it does matter.
01:07:43I matter.
01:07:45I matter.
01:07:55Hello, folks.
01:07:57This is McIntyre from Metairne.
01:07:59Yes, the heatwave is still going on.
01:08:01Kildare is boiling.
01:08:03Sure,
01:08:05I think you could fry an egg on the roof out there.
01:08:07Water levels are dropping in the canals.
01:08:09It is worrying.
01:08:11If it goes on like this for much longer,
01:08:13this place could be like the Sahara.
01:08:17We hope not.
01:08:19Don't use any water.
01:08:27Mrs. Buckley,
01:08:29I have some bad news for you.
01:08:57Nothing.
01:09:19I'm fine.
01:09:21Thank you. I'm all right.
01:09:23I'm all right.
01:09:25There you have it.
01:09:27Come on, let's head in.
01:09:37Babe!
01:09:39Babe!
01:09:55Babe!
01:10:07I brought you some soup.
01:10:17I think you should go eat something.
01:10:25Don't touch my buttons.
01:10:27You can talk.
01:10:29Of course I can talk.
01:10:31You've been lying there for hours.
01:10:33Have I?
01:10:35I thought you were...
01:10:39You know.
01:10:41Well, you thought wrong.
01:10:43Well, I'm glad.
01:10:45I thought you were...
01:10:47You know.
01:10:49Well, you thought wrong.
01:10:51I'm glad.
01:10:53I'm glad.
01:10:57I'm glad that I was wrong.
01:10:59I'm glad it wouldn't be the first time.
01:11:03Well, if you need me, you know where I am.
01:11:05He's never coming back, is he?
01:11:13I don't think so, babe.
01:11:15Dad's dead.
01:11:19Bye-bye, Pop.
01:11:21Thanks for everything.
01:11:23Have a nice afterlife.
01:11:33Daniel?
01:11:37Yeah?
01:11:39Thanks for the soup.
01:11:51Hey.
01:11:55Oh, um...
01:11:57Mr. Volkensky's gone.
01:11:59What?
01:12:01He can't be gone.
01:12:03He's run off with Faye McBride.
01:12:05Faye McBride?
01:12:07Wow.
01:12:09I don't think he'll be coming back to work.
01:12:11Ever.
01:12:13He left you a letter.
01:12:15Where did I put it?
01:12:21I'll read.
01:12:23You'll never make out a scribble.
01:12:25Daniel.
01:12:27This is Zoltan Volkensky.
01:12:29You owe me 50 pounds.
01:12:33Well, look, I was going to quit anyway, so...
01:12:35I'm looking for a new job.
01:12:37Oh, well, I mean,
01:12:39you shouldn't have any trouble.
01:12:41You're very good.
01:12:45Thanks.
01:12:47So,
01:12:49how did the dinner with your girlfriend go?
01:12:51Oh, uh...
01:12:53She's not my girlfriend anymore.
01:12:55That's terrible.
01:12:57Nah.
01:12:59I don't think she was my girlfriend.
01:13:01Well,
01:13:03some things are meant to be,
01:13:05and some...
01:13:07aren't.
01:13:13Listen, uh...
01:13:17Do you want to go
01:13:19for a driving lesson?
01:13:33I think I'm getting better.
01:13:35You ready for the test?
01:13:37Do you think?
01:13:39Just keep it simple,
01:13:41and keep your eyes open.
01:13:47I meant to ask you something.
01:13:49Sure.
01:13:51It's been on my mind for ages.
01:13:53Ask away.
01:13:55What is Shadow Briand?
01:13:57Shadow Briand?
01:13:59Well...
01:14:03There's only one way to find out.
01:14:17It's the best thing I've ever tasted.
01:14:23I'll show you the recipe sometime.
01:14:27So,
01:14:29what's for dessert?
01:14:47I don't know what's wrong.
01:14:49Don't worry about it.
01:14:51It'll be fine.
01:14:55You upset about something?
01:14:57Look, I'm gonna go.
01:15:01Don't you want to talk about it?
01:15:05You're just gonna leave?
01:15:07Just like that?
01:15:09I'll give you a call.
01:15:11No.
01:15:13I'll call you back.
01:15:15Just like that?
01:15:17I'll give you a call.
01:15:19No. It's okay. Don't bother.
01:15:21And don't send me fuckity flowers.
01:15:29You're in Egypt.
01:15:31I know.
01:15:33I blew it.
01:15:35Well, you better fix it.
01:15:37And fast.
01:15:39How?
01:15:45Great.
01:16:15How?
01:16:17Great.
01:16:19How?
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01:16:23How?
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01:18:11How?
01:18:13Great.
01:18:15How?
01:18:17Great.
01:18:19I mean I just I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
01:18:21I mean I showed her all my best dance moves
01:18:23I had all the make-up on.
01:18:28What did she say?
01:18:30She didn't even say anything she just slammed the door in my face.
01:18:33Mmm.
01:18:35You're a girl like...
01:18:37What do I do?
01:18:39And don't give me a feckin' button this time.
01:18:42If you're truly sorry,
01:18:44then prove it.
01:18:46Give her something sweet.
01:18:52Babe, you're a genius!
01:18:54I know.
01:19:08I, uh...
01:19:12I made you something.
01:19:21About time.
01:19:33Come on, you.
01:19:35Come on, you.
01:20:05Come on.
01:20:35Come on.
01:20:49That's where your father lives now.
01:20:51I thought you should know.
01:21:06Watch your move
01:21:08to the moon.
01:21:11The moon is this.
01:21:14The moon is this.
01:21:17Hello.
01:21:22What's this?
01:21:23A thimble.
01:21:28What are we gonna do?
01:21:31I don't know.
01:21:33Now that I've seen it,
01:21:35I kind of wish I didn't.
01:21:38Hey, babe.
01:21:40Hey, Jonah.
01:21:42Jonah?
01:21:44This job has some good points.
01:21:46Jonah-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
01:21:48Stop. Stop.
01:21:55You look well.
01:21:57Thanks.
01:21:59I like your hair.
01:22:02Thanks.
01:22:03I was worried about it.
01:22:04You were right to worry.
01:22:05Sorry, how much...
01:22:06I want to see this.
01:22:09I feel sorry for you, kid.
01:22:11Still trying to hold it all together.
01:22:13Your hair is crap.
01:22:23Bye!
01:22:24Enjoy your hairstyles!
01:22:32Fuck me.
01:22:36Ease your foot gently on the accelerator.
01:22:40Like this?
01:22:41Yes, yes.
01:22:43Slow, slower.
01:22:45Slower.
01:22:47Oh!
01:22:49Oh!
01:22:52Fuckity!
01:23:02Fuckity!
01:23:10There you go.
01:23:12I look okay?
01:23:14You look medium.
01:23:17No, you look cool.
01:23:19Wait, hold on.
01:23:20Bing!
01:23:26I'm going in.
01:23:28I may be some time.
01:23:32Bye.
01:23:38What are these?
01:23:40Have you heard of sex on the beach?
01:23:42No, I've heard about sex in the car park.
01:23:44Oh, your gas.
01:23:46Oh, no, no, the crack.
01:23:48The crack.
01:23:52Cheers!
01:23:53Here's to you, the crack.
01:23:57Go on.
01:23:59Hey, what's up?
01:24:00You said there was a crisis?
01:24:02Faye McBride has gone too far this time.
01:24:04Kathleen wants you to do something.
01:24:05Jamie is for my mother.
01:24:06McIntyre is for the tax man.
01:24:08And the crack is for the ladies!
01:24:12Sorry.
01:24:13It's not my problem.
01:24:15We're going on holidays.
01:24:30Is Daniel okay?
01:24:32Yeah, he's grand.
01:24:34Good.
01:24:36And you?
01:24:38I'm always okay.
01:24:42What about you?
01:24:44Are you okay?
01:24:46No.
01:24:59But I'm okay.
01:25:29I'm okay.