The Four-Faced Liar 2010 Comedy/Drama
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01:21Asshole
01:23🎶
01:28Hi
01:30Hi
01:32🎶
01:53That's where I set up my account you can set one up there and then there's a really cute grocery store down there
02:00So that's where I shop
02:04What's wrong nothing
02:08What nothing is where
02:14It just doesn't look like the New York that you see in movies, you know, come on, it's totally charming
02:20Okay
02:22Huh
02:24Um
02:26🎶
02:30Hey
02:32How about we go over there
02:34Perfect
02:36Between two of them
02:38That's the best one
02:40Who would you rather fuck Aretha Franklin or Winona Judd
02:42Judd
02:44Winona Judd or Kirsty Alley
02:46Alley
02:48Uh, Oprah go
02:50Bridget
02:52🎶
02:54🎶
02:56Oprah
02:58Damn
03:00Definitely 10
03:02Girl, she's a 4
03:04You're crazy
03:06Bridget's a 10
03:08Didn't you say you had work or something
03:10I gotta get ready
03:12Alright
03:14This is one of the ones from last Thursday
03:16What
03:18Another restaurant on bleaker
03:20That wipes out the entire village for you
03:22I know
03:24She's so clean
03:26And boring
03:28And dumb
03:309
03:32She's a 4
03:34Oh my god
03:36Bye guys
03:38Before you leave who would you rather fuck your mom or your dad
03:40Oh my dad
03:42Okay, how about you wait for me outside on that one
03:44Okay
03:46Bye Amy
03:50Thank you
03:52I got your back
03:54But never have I ever drank that much rum
03:56No
03:58Alright, wish me luck
04:14Hey, does this place not remind you of Joe's
04:16On Temple Street
04:18Yeah, downtown Westport, it's great
04:20I told you
04:22Another one
04:24Do you remember the time
04:26When we were there
04:28For Sarah's first guy
04:30I totally know him
04:32Yeah, for sure
04:34Can I have another one
04:36Sorry, are you the only guy
04:38In my
04:40Female authors of the 19th century
04:42Why are you in that class
04:44Bridget made me
04:46No, statistics
04:48I finished last fall
04:50He's studying for the LSATs
04:52That's amazing
04:54She's a ballerina
04:56Modern dance major, uptown
04:58Don't you just hate her
05:00Her? No
05:02Sorry, Anderson, our professor
05:04She's a big old douche bag
05:06Where are you guys from
05:08New Jersey
05:10Oh shit
05:12It's a douche nozzle
05:14Not a douche bag, it's a douche nozzle
05:16They're so smart
05:18Offensive, girls are so offensive
05:20Thursday gone?
05:22Hey
05:24Do you guys want to come sit down
05:26Sure
05:30Aren't you an
05:32Do you know our music and IT star
05:34Okay, um
05:36Never have I ever
05:38Wiped my ass with leaves
05:40That's disgusting
05:42You lick ass
05:44Thank you
05:46You're up, sunshine
05:48It's never have I ever
05:50If you've done it, you drink, if you haven't, you wait
05:52Oh
05:54Never have I ever
05:56Locked myself out
05:58Naked
06:00Oh my god
06:04Never have I ever
06:06Kissed a girl
06:08That's bad
06:12I was a dare
06:14Are you jealous
06:16Always
06:18Alright, never have I ever
06:20Been to the four-faced liar
06:24So you're not good at this
06:28Why is it called that
06:32It's named after a clock tower
06:34In a town in
06:36Ireland
06:38Thank you
06:40I forgot the name of the town
06:42It really doesn't matter
06:44Each face of the clock tells a different time
06:46But none of them are right
06:48They all lie
06:50So they call it the four-faced liar
06:52I'm Bridget
06:54By the way
06:56Molly
06:58Greg
07:00Terrence
07:02Weatherspoon McNally the third
07:04Third triple trip
07:06You trip
07:10Why would anyone need
07:18Never have I ever
07:20Eaten worms
07:22That's stupid
07:24Never have I ever
07:26Fallen out of a window
07:28Never have I ever
07:30Been caught cheating
07:32Why don't you do something without me for a change
07:34Okay
07:36That fiery little redhead
07:38Third row back asked you didn't she
07:40Sure did
07:42Never have I ever been caught cheating
07:44Never have I ever
07:46Lost you at this game
07:48What's up dude
07:50Sorry I didn't know that you were going
07:52Where's your girlfriend
07:54I have no idea
07:56Stool
07:58You can take mine actually I'm going to go smoke
08:00Break
08:02Yeah two hours
08:04Dude those seats were so good last night
08:06But I had to shit all day from that hot dog
08:08That's foul
08:10Speed four
08:12Absolutely
08:14No doubt
08:18Okay I'm going to go out with her
08:20I guess
08:26Hey
08:28Molly
08:30I know
08:32Oh
08:36Tuesday
08:40So you call them days of the week
08:42No
08:44Well yes
08:46My trip started
08:48Wait but there are that many
08:50No
08:52Sometimes
08:56Never just dated per se
08:58I wouldn't necessarily call it dating
09:00Oh
09:02What would you call it
09:04Fucking
09:06Oh
09:08Hi
09:12Wednesday
09:14Maybe
09:16Oh
09:24I don't smoke
09:26Fucking
09:34Hi
09:46Please don't do that
09:48What
09:50Nevermind
09:56I don't know why it drove me so crazy
09:58But I almost said to him
10:00Let me leave my keys sitting on the mantel
10:02Let me screw up what's the worst that's going to happen
10:04You'll be locked out
10:06Right and people do that all the time
10:08They get back in they do they must
10:10They don't
10:12Unhelpful
10:14Sorry
10:16Oh it's totally my thing
10:18What thing
10:20Everyone has a thing that makes them attract to someone else
10:22Like you straight girls are into holding doors
10:24And a hand on the small of your back
10:26That lip thing that's my thing
10:32What's that look
10:34Nothing
10:36Okay
10:38I am
10:40Sorry
10:42I am
10:54Here we go
10:56Oh my god
10:58Never have I ever fallen on my face
11:00And broken my nose twice
11:02Never
11:04Never have I ever pulled over on the parkway
11:06In a bag
11:08Never have I ever peed in the hallway of our apartment building
11:10I didn't poop
11:12You peed
11:14Never have I ever
11:16Stripped in the Halloween day parade
11:18It's unfathomable
11:20Digital boyfriends here
11:22What's wrong with you
11:24Sweet ass
11:28Why do you think everyone's gay
11:30I don't think everyone's gay
11:32I have totally kissed a girl
11:34If I thought you were like a second gay
11:36I'd be all up in it
11:38Well now is your chance Bridge
11:40Wanna do me in the bathroom
11:42Stop hitting on my girlfriend
11:44Oh I'm sorry were you about to do that
11:46Asshole
11:48Hey cute skirt
11:50I'm a four
11:52Wow shots
11:54Do you really need that Greg
11:56Hells yes
12:00Hi
12:02Hi
12:06What are you
12:08I'm a pumpkin
12:10Of course
12:12What have you been up to
12:14Not a whole lot
12:16You know I've been staying at home biting my bottom lip
12:18Wow
12:20Ass
12:32I know
12:34That's pretty cute
12:40Hey
12:42Hi
12:46Oh I'm actually a guy
12:48Under here
12:50Okay
12:52Some people think I'm pretty cute
12:54I'm sure
12:56Can I get you something
12:58Like a date
13:00Sure
13:02Trip
13:04Can you hold that
13:06I won't say anything
13:08Chloe I won't even talk about that guy
13:10That you blatantly flirted with in the movie theater line the other night
13:12I'm letting it go
13:14I could throw you right now
13:16Like sexually
13:18Really mature
13:20Just shut up
13:26Chloe seemed pissed
13:28Okay
13:30Shut up
13:32You gonna marry her
13:34No
13:36I don't know
13:38Probably
13:46Yeah me too
13:48I mean Molly
13:50Great she's perfect
13:52Shut up
13:54How do you handle this
13:56He doesn't
13:58He doesn't flirt with anyone really
14:00Shocker
14:02Just apologize
14:04Before you flirted
14:06I don't flirt
14:08Girls find me
14:10Makes sense
14:12I mean even if he just apologized
14:14Exactly
14:16Before he should apologize for being an ass
14:18For flirting with another girl right in front of her
14:20We don't flirt girls just find us
14:22Makes sense
14:24He doesn't listen
14:26Of course he listens
14:28Okay
14:30Yeah and our anniversary
14:32I want to go to the ballet
14:34Yeah okay
14:36I don't really know if that proves that I'm more sensitive than all guys
14:38Stop saying that
14:40You listen with your whole body and you have this intense eye contact
14:42No guy
14:44Not even the best guys have that
14:46I don't really feel like that's a gender thing I feel like that's a personal thing
14:48You're so wrong
14:50Okay look at modern literature
14:52The greatest female characters are written by women
14:54Because no man could ever write from a female's perspective
14:56Women have this
14:58Compassionate chemistry that allows them to
15:00Listen with an unbiased ear
15:02All women
15:04Even you
15:08We should do Anderson's project together
15:10Okay
15:14So glad I'm a dance major
15:22Okay
15:42I totally want kids someday
15:44Okay
15:48Oh did you get that quote on page 126
15:50No I don't think I did actually
15:52Okay
16:06What are you doing
16:08Um you might need a bookmark
16:12So cute
16:14What
16:20You're flirting with me
16:22No
16:24I'm
16:26Oh wow I'm
16:28It's fine
16:32You're my only girlfriend in the city
16:34So I just
16:36You should be careful how you use that word
16:38Alright
16:40Don't be
16:50You
17:20Sorry
17:38What do you mean
17:40He's my dog
17:42Okay
17:50She's so desperate
17:52No I really don't think Catherine's desperate
17:54I get her actually
17:56You're the most anti-romantic person that I've ever met
17:58And you understand the neediest woman ever written
18:00But she isn't needy
18:02Or indecisive even I mean she's right
18:04Like here she's talking about Heathcliff
18:06And she says
18:08Whatever our souls are made of
18:10His and mine are the same
18:12And Linton's is as different as a moonbeam from lightning
18:14As frost from fire
18:16But she still takes him
18:18You know I mean she represents
18:20That typical human struggle
18:22That conflicting need for consistency
18:24Linton and passion Heathcliff
18:26Wow
18:30You just described me
18:32I'm totally Catherine
18:34Okay
18:36No it's true I mean Greg is my Linton
18:38And he's absolutely everything that I could ever want
18:40In a guy but he's just
18:42He doesn't
18:46Haven't you ever wanted to be thrown up against a wall
18:48And kissed hard
18:50I'm usually the one doing the throwing
18:52Yeah
18:56So maybe if I initiated it more with Greg
18:58Maybe you should just start kissing other people
19:00Oh
19:18Where were you all day
19:20With Bridget
19:22All day
19:24Yeah Greg all day
19:26Alright
19:28I just said alright
19:34If she wasn't gay would we be having this conversation
19:42No
19:44That's offensive
19:58He's not coming is he
20:00He still might come
20:02I've called him like a thousand times he's not coming
20:04It's double overtime
20:06He's not coming
20:08God forbid he pick up a phone
20:10But it's double overtime
20:12Shut up
20:14Hope you like the ballet
20:20Damn
20:28So why didn't you go again
20:30I hate the ballet
20:32She's gonna kill you
20:34Nah double overtime
20:36She'll understand
20:38Okay and technically it's still our anniversary
20:40I haven't missed yet
20:42She's gonna kill you
20:44No
20:46She loves these things
20:48She's gonna love it
20:54Just doesn't seem like
20:56Quite
21:00Enough
21:02Yeah
21:06She's gonna kill me
21:10Are you serious
21:26Yeah
21:28Perfect
21:58Everything's moving
22:00From green to red
22:06If you ask me
22:08I wanna stay in bed
22:12The trees
22:14And the leaves
22:16And me we wanna stay green
22:18But it all
22:20Goes around
22:22The seasons
22:24Turn inevitably
22:26And we all
22:28Fall down
22:30Down
22:32Down
22:34Down
22:36Down
22:38Down
22:42I'm sorry
22:44I'm sorry
22:46Let it go
22:48I just can't take your parents for that long
22:50I just feel suffocated
22:52I know the feeling
22:54What
22:58I just think it was too stressful for us
23:00That's all