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A teenage girl sets out to give a nebbish classmate the ultimate high school makeover. An updated remake of the film She's All That (1999).
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Transcript
00:00:00Good morning, guys.
00:00:09It's me, Paget Head to Toe here, where we talk about makeovers, self-improvement, and
00:00:13how to become the most spectacular you you can be.
00:00:17Now, as I always say when it comes to makeovers, it's your insides that count, but your outsides
00:00:22are the first thing people see.
00:00:24I didn't get my full eight last night because I was up studying and, as some of you saw,
00:00:28making some super delicious treats, so this morning's routine is going to take a little
00:00:33bit extra effort.
00:00:35Wow.
00:00:36Okay.
00:00:37You guys have already asked a lot of questions, so let's dive right in.
00:00:40CandyLala09, cute name, by the way, wants to know how my morning routine is different
00:00:44after a late night.
00:00:46Great question, Candy.
00:00:47These Bunny Venom Revival Eye Patches are always my fave for eye puff.
00:00:52I had coffee last night, which is super dehydrating, so I'll work in some Aloe Head to Toe Glow
00:00:57Oil to get rid of the dryness and add a whisper of cream blush.
00:01:01Okay, ZoeRoyal88 says she has a giant zit and they're taking her senior pictures in
00:01:06two days.
00:01:07Poor thing.
00:01:08Rule number one, never try to pop it with your fingers.
00:01:10Apply a warm compress, oh, DIY quick fix, take some soft toilet paper, a little toothpaste,
00:01:17dab it on.
00:01:18Dries it right out.
00:01:27Hey, another late night?
00:01:34Seven to seven.
00:01:36How was it?
00:01:37Well, let's see.
00:01:38We had two heart attack victims, a toddler with a watch battery stuck in her nose.
00:01:43Oh my gosh.
00:01:44Yeah, and a gentleman on meth with a stab wound to the neck.
00:01:47Yikes.
00:01:48What a nightmare.
00:01:49Yeah, it was pretty awful.
00:01:50They were just thrashing around, cursing at everyone, spitting on the orderlies.
00:01:54Man, meth really messes you up.
00:01:56I don't know if that was the toddler.
00:01:58Yeah, the guy on meth actually seemed really sweet.
00:02:00You know, until he smiled.
00:02:02His teeth, pretty rough.
00:02:05Yes!
00:02:06I've been waiting for this.
00:02:09Almost $3,000 for, um, tell me what you do again?
00:02:12I'm just mostly kidding.
00:02:14But I just hope that some of it goes towards your college fund, not more of-
00:02:17Mom.
00:02:18Those shoes cost more than our dishwasher.
00:02:20These are bunny venom comps, totally free.
00:02:22Which reminds me, do you have any idea how my bill from the plumber got paid?
00:02:27Oh, yeah, I Venmo'd the repairman.
00:02:29Honey.
00:02:30What?
00:02:31I saw the bill on the counter and I figured.
00:02:33I mean, you work so hard to keep us in this school district.
00:02:36Yes, this amazing school district full of snotty entitled trust funders.
00:02:40Hey, some of my best friends are entitled trust funders.
00:02:43Exactly, and then you feel this tremendous pressure to keep up.
00:02:46You're the one who wants me to go to a college full of entitled trust funders.
00:02:51And I'm actually late to meet the ones who drive me to school every day.
00:02:54Love you.
00:02:56Bye.
00:03:10Brake!
00:03:12Hi.
00:03:13Hey.
00:03:14Oh, please tell me those aren't what I think they are.
00:03:16What?
00:03:17Croquembouche with white cream filling.
00:03:18Sorry, story.
00:03:19From scratch.
00:03:20And I made them with almond flour because Jordan is gluten-free now.
00:03:23Seriously?
00:03:24He's shooting his big video today and I wanted to surprise him.
00:03:26Oh, right, the big follow-up single.
00:03:28What's it called again?
00:03:29Turf War and the 424.
00:03:32He's being ironic, I think.
00:03:34And it's a lot of pressure dealing with all this sudden fame.
00:03:37Oh, please.
00:03:38The guy's completely gorgeous with half a million followers.
00:03:40What does he have to be stressed out about?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you ask him when you see him?
00:03:44Yes!
00:03:45I'm so down.
00:03:46So where's the set?
00:03:47Hollywood?
00:03:48Beverly Hills?
00:03:50Ew.
00:03:51Isn't that the Valley?
00:03:52That's like the Valley of the Valley.
00:03:55Buckle up, ladies.
00:03:56Jordan V.D.
00:03:57La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:04:00La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:04:03Just another golden day.
00:04:06But I'm here and I'm about to get paid.
00:04:09On the mean streets of Palais.
00:04:12Little freaks in their Jeeps don't play.
00:04:14Hey.
00:04:15On the mean streets of Palais.
00:04:16Brynn, I know you can hear me.
00:04:17Gonna surf broad, yeah, we slay.
00:04:19La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:04:21Nope.
00:04:22You can't even touch my bum.
00:04:24Why do you listen to that crap all the time?
00:04:27Jordan Vandranen's music is not crap.
00:04:29You haven't even heard his other songs.
00:04:31Okay, what are his other songs?
00:04:33He hasn't recorded them yet.
00:04:35You act like you're so above it all.
00:04:38But I think you're just jealous.
00:04:40Of what?
00:04:41Jordan's this super popular guy in your grade and you're just a...
00:04:44Found the truth in a world of bullshit?
00:04:46Yes.
00:04:47You're welcome.
00:04:49Why do you have to hate everything remotely popular?
00:04:51No, see, I hate things that suck.
00:04:53Whether they're popular or not is outside my control.
00:04:55La, la, la, la, la.
00:04:57It's Jordan Vandranen, damn it!
00:04:59Attention Cali High Earthquakes.
00:05:01This is Principal Bosch announcing this year's prom theme,
00:05:04Under the Sea.
00:05:05Which really doesn't make sense because technically you'd be in the sea,
00:05:08not under it.
00:05:09But it's the committee's decision and I support them.
00:05:12Dude, you cleaned out all the sun chips.
00:05:14Uh-huh, yeah, so?
00:05:16Where'd you get that shirt?
00:05:18I found it.
00:05:19In your truck.
00:05:21Hmm.
00:05:22What? It looks better on me, man.
00:05:24Yeah, sure, I'm gonna start stealing your stuff.
00:05:26So, what's on the schedule for the weekend?
00:05:28Um, I have work Friday and then we have that
00:05:31Jimmy Wang double feature at the New Beverly, right?
00:05:33You mean the same double feature we saw last weekend?
00:05:35No, that was Johnny Wang, right?
00:05:37Jimmy is Taiwanese and Johnny is Chinese.
00:05:39It's totally different.
00:05:40Right, sounds like more sweaty dudes kicking each other in the nads.
00:05:43How about we go see my friend Jada's band?
00:05:45She's hooking up for Bunker Moe's at the door.
00:05:48Isn't she the one who tried to hit me with her ukulele?
00:05:50You called her music twee in derivative.
00:05:52Well, it is.
00:05:53Look, I gave her a compliment
00:05:55for keeping her songs under two minutes.
00:05:57Oh, my God, seriously.
00:06:02She acts like she doesn't even know me.
00:06:04That's just because she's tremendously ashamed of you.
00:06:08Hi, little sis.
00:06:10Did you get your Lunchables?
00:06:12Oh, don't forget to take your laxatives, too.
00:06:14The doctor says you need to stay regular.
00:06:16Oh, my God.
00:06:18You are so evil, you know that?
00:06:20Um, did you talk to your parents anymore about our trip?
00:06:22Because I was thinking, what if we start in Portugal instead of Spain
00:06:26and then we make our way up north from there?
00:06:28Well, wherever we do end up,
00:06:30as long as we get back by August for my orientation.
00:06:32UC Riverside, really?
00:06:34What? I think I would do really well there without having to work very hard.
00:06:36Plus, it's near Legoland.
00:06:38I effing love Legoland.
00:06:40Isn't UCSD the one near Legoland?
00:06:46I think I made a huge mistake.
00:06:48This is so cool.
00:06:50I've never been on the set of a music video before.
00:06:52Try working on one.
00:06:54We're an hour behind, wardrobe just quit,
00:06:56and I am 90% sure that I'm getting pink eyed.
00:06:58Ew.
00:07:00Jordan's trailer's this big one here.
00:07:02Make it fast, we're calling him to set soon.
00:07:04Okay, we'll do it live.
00:07:06So when I cue you, press this button and follow me inside.
00:07:08Yep, I know how to work a phone.
00:07:10Thanks.
00:07:12And action.
00:07:15Welcome to beautiful Hollywood, California.
00:07:17Canoga Park.
00:07:19Same thing. I can't wait to see his face.
00:07:21Hello?
00:07:23Wow, he is really blasting that music.
00:07:25Is he listening to himself?
00:07:27Yeah, so?
00:07:29Come on.
00:07:31Jordan!
00:07:33Jordan!
00:07:35Hatchet?
00:07:37Hatchet!
00:07:39What are you doing?
00:07:41What do you think they're doing?
00:07:44What happened?
00:07:46Hatchet, I'm such a big fan.
00:07:48I'm Aniston, by the way.
00:07:50Your name is Aniston?
00:07:52It's a family name.
00:07:54Well, you've made them very proud.
00:07:58You scumbag!
00:08:00I made you croquembouche!
00:08:02I even made it with almond flowers
00:08:04so you could fart during your precious video!
00:08:06Is this why you told me not to visit the set
00:08:08so you could hook up with some backup dancer?
00:08:10Oh my god!
00:08:12I think I just saw Jordan Vendrinan's thing.
00:08:14Aniston is not a first name!
00:08:16Not too shabby, Jamie did.
00:08:18I hate you!
00:08:20After everything we've been through!
00:08:22We're over, okay?
00:08:24You don't deserve me, you don't deserve my love
00:08:26and you don't deserve my croquembouche, you croquembouche!
00:08:28Hatchet, what?
00:08:30You're still alive.
00:08:33Oh!
00:08:41Hatchet, you feeling okay?
00:08:43You missing school today?
00:08:45Mom, I'm fine.
00:08:47I just want to be alone.
00:08:49I went to all the trouble of putting cereal
00:08:51in a bowl with milk.
00:08:53Lucky charms. Mom.
00:08:55I know, it's not really what you eat anymore
00:08:57but I used to cheer you up when you were eight.
00:08:59Look, I'm just not hungry, okay?
00:09:01Here's some milk.
00:09:03Wow.
00:09:05And the marshmallows.
00:09:07I forgot about the marshmallows.
00:09:09Mom, give me a break.
00:09:11I've been eating mooselooks for ten years.
00:09:13Look, honey, I do know that breakups are hard.
00:09:15Especially your first.
00:09:17It's not just the breakup.
00:09:19I was humiliated.
00:09:21I know that it feels like the absolute end of the world now
00:09:23but I can promise you with absolute certainty
00:09:25that it will get better.
00:09:27When?
00:09:30Three months, maybe a year.
00:09:32Five tops.
00:09:34Even if it's just you and me
00:09:36for the rest of our lives, what do we do?
00:09:38We get a couple of twin beds,
00:09:40fierce matching jumpsuits,
00:09:42a couple dozen more cats.
00:09:44It would be great.
00:09:46Think about it.
00:09:48Hey.
00:09:50There you are. I was so worried.
00:09:52We missed you at dance practice.
00:09:54Sorry, I saw you call and I've kind of just been...
00:09:56Avoiding life? Can't say I blame you.
00:09:58Why did I have to go live?
00:10:00And why did Alden keep recording?
00:10:02Because you always go live and Alden must have been in shock.
00:10:04Yeah, well, at least everyone got to see
00:10:06what an asshole Jordan is.
00:10:08Yeah, I guess.
00:10:10You guess?
00:10:12No, I mean yes. You're totally right. Yes.
00:10:14Q, what's going on?
00:10:16Nothing. It's just I guess
00:10:18you haven't looked online today?
00:10:28Paget?
00:10:30Hello? Are you still there?
00:10:32I think I'm going to be sick.
00:10:34How could this happen?
00:10:36Okay, so like a few people are being kind to me.
00:10:38A few?
00:10:40Bubble girl?
00:10:42Who's bubble girl?
00:10:44You are.
00:10:46How am I bubble?
00:10:48Oh my God.
00:10:50Paget, listen to me, okay?
00:10:52Everything's going to be just fine.
00:10:54How could you say that? I'm a joke.
00:10:57I'm a punchline with a disgusting mucus-themed nickname.
00:10:59I'm...
00:11:01Oh no.
00:11:03It's Jessica Myles Torres from Bunny Venom.
00:11:07Jessica, hi. What's up?
00:11:09You're going viral in the wrong way.
00:11:11Okay, so you saw the video
00:11:13and while it is unfortunate...
00:11:15Unfortunate?
00:11:17My ex-husband's hiking accident was unfortunate
00:11:19and he was mauled by bears.
00:11:21Oh my God. Is he okay?
00:11:23Better than you.
00:11:26I get it. I can sympathize.
00:11:28You were betrayed, mistreated, humiliated.
00:11:30So you do understand.
00:11:32Of course. The difference is
00:11:34you completely lost it in front of like...
00:11:36A lot of people. I know.
00:11:38According to my assistant,
00:11:40217,463.
00:11:42Look, we pay you
00:11:44because you're the makeover girl.
00:11:46People buy products that you recommend.
00:11:48And I'm still that girl.
00:11:50No, you're a meme. You're bubble girl.
00:11:52And mucus is just not on brand for us.
00:11:54But I'm sure you can get another endorsement
00:11:56maybe with an antihistamine company.
00:11:58So wait, you're
00:12:00pulling my sponsorship?
00:12:02That's really problematic for my college.
00:12:04Listen, people want pageant
00:12:06head to toe, not head to nose.
00:12:08I know. I know I've lost a lot of followers
00:12:10but I can get them back.
00:12:12I just need a chance to redeem myself. That's all.
00:12:14Sweetie, I am your biggest supporter.
00:12:16No one has more faith in you than I do.
00:12:18But until you turn things around,
00:12:20don't talk to me. Love ya.
00:12:24And it's like
00:12:26Look, no one feels worse for
00:12:28Paj than I do. But you gotta admit
00:12:30she kind of brought it on herself.
00:12:32You're saying she deserved it?
00:12:34No, Jordan humiliated her. Okay, I did not say deserved.
00:12:36But after years of this
00:12:384.0 hot boyfriend
00:12:40insta-perfect corporate sponsor
00:12:42trade, I mean, something had to give.
00:12:44What had to give? Paj!
00:12:46Hi. Hi.
00:12:48We thought you might be taking a personal day.
00:12:50No, I'm fine.
00:12:53You need me to pop that thing for you?
00:12:55Back off, sleazeball!
00:12:57Unbelievable. I'm the victim.
00:12:59How is Jordan not a complete pariah now?
00:13:01I checked his profile earlier
00:13:03and his numbers are actually going up.
00:13:05Okay, that's ridiculous.
00:13:07I mean, who the hell does he think he is?
00:13:09When I first met him,
00:13:11his real name was Jordan Dickman.
00:13:13120 pounds of bad skin
00:13:15and tragic hair. Oh my god, and those clothes?
00:13:17The puffed collars
00:13:19and that hideous rope necklace.
00:13:21Do you remember how we started every conversation with
00:13:23yo, yo, what's the hatch?
00:13:25What's the hatch?
00:13:27I know it sounds conceited, but
00:13:29makeovers are my thing. Exactly.
00:13:31And I made that guy.
00:13:33Oh, really? So why don't you just make another Jordan?
00:13:35Attention, earthquakes.
00:13:37The big night's coming up, so don't forget to vote online
00:13:39for your prom king and queen.
00:13:41A tremendous honor they'll always remember.
00:13:43Unless they throw up in their date's shoe in the limo
00:13:45and remember that instead. Kidding, just kidding.
00:13:47That's it!
00:13:50Do you want to create another internationally renowned egomaniac?
00:13:52No, but I will create
00:13:54the next prom king. Just to piss
00:13:56off Jordan? Pissing off Jordan
00:13:58will be a bonus. This will be me proving
00:14:00that once again, I can take anything
00:14:02or anyone and make them popular.
00:14:04And once we win prom king and queen,
00:14:06I'll give back all my followers and my sponsorship.
00:14:08Wow, you make it sound so easy.
00:14:10You don't think I can do it?
00:14:12No, but I do think
00:14:14it'll be fun watching you try.
00:14:16A bet. Not just a bet.
00:14:18The bet. You know, the one we always talked about.
00:14:20Um, guys?
00:14:22That sounds a little extreme. Are you sure
00:14:24that's a good idea? Sure.
00:14:26It'll just make it more fun when I win.
00:14:28Okay. Okay.
00:14:30I'm in. Good.
00:14:32Now I just have to pick the guy.
00:14:34You? No, no, no, no.
00:14:36See, that's the fun part.
00:14:38Just so you don't make it too easy on yourself,
00:14:40we'll pick the loser.
00:14:42Come on.
00:14:45Oh, perfect.
00:14:47Lucas Fletcher?
00:14:49He's a criminal. Look, he's conning
00:14:51those poor 9th graders. Yeah, it's probably just
00:14:53kale chips. Everybody knows not to trust
00:14:55Lucas. Intriguing.
00:14:57This is a pretty badass car
00:14:59and a lot of female followers.
00:15:01I mean, the danger factor can be attractive.
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:05Next.
00:15:07Ladies and gentlemen, today we will be discovering
00:15:09How about him?
00:15:11Sebastian Woo? Lose a lab coat,
00:15:13Who knows? It says here he just sold an app
00:15:15to a big gaming company. Oh.
00:15:17He's gonna be like, shoot cars in the space rich.
00:15:19Using a mixture of both.
00:15:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:27Stop talking now.
00:15:29You better shut your mouth.
00:15:31Queller, what the hell are you doing?
00:15:33Just taking pictures of what
00:15:35the waitress at this school threw away.
00:15:37So now you're photographing garbage.
00:15:39Okay, come on. Look, I mean,
00:15:42There's a perfectly untouched orange
00:15:44next to a discarded math textbook.
00:15:46I mean, it speaks volumes, right?
00:15:48Does it?
00:15:50Hey, what about him?
00:15:52Oh, that's Cameron
00:15:54something. Queller, I think?
00:15:56Weird.
00:15:58He's nowhere to be found.
00:16:00Wait, he made one tweet in 2019
00:16:02and all it said was, no.
00:16:04It's like he doesn't exist.
00:16:06He kind of just seems like he hates everybody.
00:16:08Except for her. Nisha Mundian?
00:16:11I always thought they were dating. Doubtful.
00:16:13Pretty sure she's gay.
00:16:19My bad, bro.
00:16:21Fascist.
00:16:23He is a total disaster.
00:16:25Weird, arrogant, antisocial.
00:16:29Great.
00:16:33Scumbags. That's it.
00:16:35We should totally get those guys.
00:16:37No, no, they can't help their little reptile brains.
00:16:39Are you serious?
00:16:41Besides, I like to think of myself more as a pacifist.
00:16:43Are you a pacifist?
00:16:45I may have occasionally been a little provocative.
00:16:47Ya think?
00:16:49Put a shirt on, dude.
00:16:53I don't want to stare at your underwear
00:16:55while I eat, dirtbags.
00:16:59You posers call this music?
00:17:01Please. Get off my stage.
00:17:04I don't know.
00:17:06Maybe you could, like, tone it down a bit?
00:17:08Uh, no.
00:17:10They're assholes, and I remind them that they are.
00:17:12It's my place in the ecosystem.
00:17:28Okay, that's Patch and Sawyer.
00:17:30Hi!
00:17:32Cameron, right?
00:17:34Yeah. Can I help you with something?
00:17:36I'm Padgett.
00:17:38Um, we were in Senora Parker's Spanish class together.
00:17:40Remember?
00:17:42Uh, yeah. I guess so.
00:17:44Hola!
00:17:46Hi.
00:17:48Good times.
00:17:50Wait! Um, where are you going?
00:17:52I thought you were finished.
00:17:54Um, no. Sorry.
00:17:56I was just wondering...
00:17:59You're a photographer, right?
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:03So, the Cali High car wash is next week, and...
00:18:05No.
00:18:07You didn't let me finish.
00:18:09I'm sorry. Yes. Please finish.
00:18:11We need someone to take pictures for the school.
00:18:13No.
00:18:15But it's a fundraiser.
00:18:17Okay. For what? Is it cancer research or homelessness?
00:18:19Actually, the prom.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:23Is that funny?
00:18:25Uh, no. It's sad, actually.
00:18:27Oh, my...
00:18:29I'm so sorry about him.
00:18:31He's literally like that with everybody.
00:18:33How do you know him?
00:18:35He's my brother. Just by blood, though.
00:18:37If you don't mind, I'd rather not publicize it.
00:18:39Sorry. I don't think I know...
00:18:41Oh, um, Brynn Qualler. Sophomore.
00:18:43I just have to say, I think you're amazing.
00:18:45I mean, it sucks what happened to you.
00:18:47Jordan is such a dick.
00:18:49Unless, of course, you're getting back together with him.
00:18:51No. It's fine.
00:18:53He is a dick.
00:18:56Your brother one, too?
00:18:58Um, no. Not a dick.
00:19:00But he does tend to be a bit, um...
00:19:02misanthropic.
00:19:04I sense that.
00:19:06So, if he doesn't like people, what does he like?
00:19:08Oh.
00:19:10Let's see.
00:19:12Photography. Allegedly.
00:19:14Allegedly?
00:19:16No one ever gets to see any of his pictures, so...
00:19:18What about music?
00:19:20Only weird old stuff no one else listens to.
00:19:22Like, uh...
00:19:24Religion. Really just anything with bad in the name.
00:19:26Wow. Uh, what about movies?
00:19:28Same thing.
00:19:30Everything's Kurosawa, Kung Fu, or Kubrick.
00:19:32Oh, my.
00:19:34That is a lot of K's.
00:19:36So, um...
00:19:38Why are you suddenly so interested in my brother?
00:19:40I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:19:42I love him and all that, but...
00:19:44That's just because I have to.
00:19:46Curiosity, I guess?
00:19:48Horses.
00:19:50I'm sorry?
00:19:53I went to school at Will Rogers Park.
00:19:55So, like a cowboy, huh?
00:19:57No, more like a horse girl.
00:19:59He kind of cried when he found out unicorns weren't real.
00:20:03Cameron!
00:20:05What a weird coincidence.
00:20:07Uh, well, I'm here every morning,
00:20:09so I'm pretty sure the only weird part is you.
00:20:11Fair enough.
00:20:13I was hoping to take a riding lesson this morning,
00:20:15and I figured, since you and I are friends...
00:20:17Uh, friends?
00:20:19In the sense that we go to school together.
00:20:22That's a good definition, don't you think?
00:20:24Uh, look, I have a lot of work to get done before school, so...
00:20:26So let me help.
00:20:28Then if there's time afterwards,
00:20:30we could squeeze in a lesson.
00:20:32You don't even know what the job is.
00:20:34That's okay.
00:20:36I am at your service.
00:20:38There's just so much of it.
00:20:40What do horses eat, anyway?
00:20:42Well, uh, that one Jimbo over there,
00:20:44he likes chipotle.
00:20:46Gilly prefers sushi.
00:20:48Just horse feed, hay, grass mostly.
00:20:50Well, this one must have eaten an entire soccer field.
00:20:52But you offered to help.
00:20:54And now I'm starting to think
00:20:56you've never shoveled crap before.
00:20:58Only out of a litter box.
00:21:00And this dump is bigger than my cat.
00:21:02So you really come here every day before school?
00:21:04Yep.
00:21:06Ever since I was 14.
00:21:08Wow.
00:21:10You really want to chronicle
00:21:12your post-poop cleanup look?
00:21:14I chronicle everything.
00:21:16It's my job.
00:21:19How about that lesson now?
00:21:21I guess a deal's a deal.
00:21:23So,
00:21:25do you have any previous riding experience?
00:21:27Just one time at a birthday party
00:21:29when I was five,
00:21:31but I think it was a baby horse.
00:21:33Or maybe not a baby, but it was small.
00:21:35Does that count?
00:21:37No, I believe the word you're looking for
00:21:39is pony, and no.
00:21:41Anyway, this is Gilly.
00:21:43He can be a little temperamental,
00:21:45so what are you doing?
00:21:47It's like a handshake of horses.
00:21:49I did my research last night.
00:21:51Whoa, why is he doing that?
00:21:53Actually, it means he likes you.
00:21:55Oh, well,
00:21:57I guess he has good instincts.
00:21:59Right.
00:22:01Let's try mounting up.
00:22:03Put your left foot in the stirrup here.
00:22:05Now grab the reins with your left hand
00:22:07and use your other leg to help you up and over.
00:22:11I'm a natural, right?
00:22:13Not bad.
00:22:16Um, seriously?
00:22:18More?
00:22:20I'm just capturing the moment.
00:22:22You can't enjoy this without sharing it
00:22:24with like 500 strangers?
00:22:26500? Try 887,132.
00:22:28And they're not strangers.
00:22:30They're followers.
00:22:32Followers? You mean like a cult?
00:22:34No, not like a cult.
00:22:36Just people who are devoted to me
00:22:38and totally guided by my advice
00:22:40as to how to live their lives.
00:22:42I'm joking. I was just taking a picture.
00:22:44No, come on off the horse.
00:22:46That's it? We're done?
00:22:48No, I just want you to practice getting on and off a couple times.
00:22:50Oh, okay.
00:22:52Whoa!
00:22:54Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:22:56Oh!
00:22:58Oh, disgusting!
00:23:00I'm sorry.
00:23:02I'm sorry for laughing.
00:23:04It's just I've never seen such an uncoordinated dismount.
00:23:06I mean, aren't you captain of the dance team?
00:23:08What?
00:23:10It's mostly grass, right?
00:23:13Attention, Earthquakes.
00:23:15A reminder to buy your phone tickets
00:23:17where the dance team will be performing
00:23:19their annual dance presentation.
00:23:21A tradition I still don't understand,
00:23:23but it's the committee's decision,
00:23:25and I support them.
00:23:27Instead of starting in Portugal, start in Amsterdam.
00:23:29Uh, Queller, can we maybe do this later?
00:23:31I have a French quiz.
00:23:33But these are like the best friends I've seen in months.
00:23:35Just, um, give me your phone.
00:23:37What's wrong with yours?
00:23:39Really?
00:23:42Hey, guys.
00:23:44Uh, hey?
00:23:46Um, I just wanted to say thank you for this morning.
00:23:48My butt is so sore.
00:23:50I could barely walk.
00:23:52Things got messy.
00:23:54Uh, context, please?
00:23:56I gave her a riding lesson.
00:23:58I bet you did.
00:24:00Horse riding.
00:24:02Part of one, anyway.
00:24:04And as a way of saying thanks,
00:24:06there is a karaoke party this Saturday
00:24:08at my friend Quinn's house,
00:24:10and I'll be there.
00:24:12Perfect.
00:24:14So, Cameron, should I, like, SMS you the address?
00:24:16Queller's phone is an antiquated piece of crap.
00:24:18Why don't you just send it to me?
00:24:20Awesome.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:24Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
00:24:26Totally.
00:24:28What the hell?
00:24:30You've been talking about wanting to go
00:24:32on all these exotic adventures around the world.
00:24:34Why don't you just think of this
00:24:36as an adventure close to home?
00:24:39Fun.
00:24:41You need to give it up
00:24:43That's about enough
00:24:45It's so hard to see the light
00:24:47Oh, wow.
00:24:49It's a pool party.
00:24:51Why didn't you tell me?
00:24:53Because nobody told me.
00:24:55I mean, what are we even doing here?
00:24:57You know, come on.
00:24:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25:01Eating free Pizza Hut is what we're doing.
00:25:03Besides, when do you get to make fun of these guys
00:25:05in our own natural habitat?
00:25:07That's true.
00:25:09I mean, exhibiting.
00:25:11Now that is rough.
00:25:13I know that you may be
00:25:15just a bit jealous of me
00:25:17Yeah, it sounds like they're constipated
00:25:19but for some reason they're happy about it.
00:25:21Great, you guys came.
00:25:23Yes, we did.
00:25:25This is cool you do this often.
00:25:27It's kind of a pre-prom thing
00:25:29so we can work on our tans
00:25:31but I'm going to college in New York
00:25:33so I won't be doing this next year.
00:25:36Yeah, I'm kind of opting out of that whole thing.
00:25:38Oh, like a gap year?
00:25:40Yes, exactly like a gap year
00:25:42followed by another gap year
00:25:44and then a gap life.
00:25:46Queller doesn't believe in college.
00:25:48Really?
00:25:50I believe it exists.
00:25:52I just think it's a huge waste of time and money.
00:25:54So, any idea what you're going to sing?
00:25:56I mean, everybody's got their go-to karaoke song, right?
00:25:58No.
00:26:00Let me guess.
00:26:02You're going to opt out of the whole singing thing too?
00:26:04No.
00:26:06Wow, thank you ladies.
00:26:08I can't tell you how much
00:26:10I enjoyed that performance.
00:26:12Nobody can.
00:26:14Alright, who's up next?
00:26:16Pat Sawyer!
00:26:18Guess it's my turn. Wish me luck.
00:26:20Alright, nowhere to go but up from there.
00:26:22We gotta do this.
00:26:24We can't dance
00:26:26until we die
00:26:28You and I
00:26:30will be young forever
00:26:33You make me
00:26:35feel like I'm living
00:26:37a teenage dream
00:26:39The way you turn me on
00:26:41Wow.
00:26:43I don't even know why she bothers with college.
00:26:45She might as well just get a residency in Vegas.
00:26:47Am I right?
00:26:49My heart stops
00:26:51when you look at me
00:26:53Oh my god.
00:26:55What?
00:26:57You're enjoying this.
00:26:59You're enjoying her.
00:27:01No I'm not.
00:27:03Are you serious?
00:27:05What?
00:27:07I invited him but I didn't think he'd show up with her.
00:27:19What's going on?
00:27:21Jordan's her ex.
00:27:23He totally humiliated her in front of like a zillion people.
00:27:27Oh my god.
00:27:30What's going on up there?
00:27:32I really don't think you should go.
00:27:34This is a truly awful idea.
00:27:36You make me
00:27:38feel like I'm living
00:27:40a teenage dream
00:27:42You're a great baller.
00:27:44I can't sleep
00:27:46Let's run away
00:27:48And don't ever look back
00:27:50Don't ever look back
00:27:52That's the back guy.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:56When you look at me
00:27:59No baby I believe
00:28:01This is real
00:28:03So take a chance and don't ever look back
00:28:05They're actually kind of good.
00:28:07Don't ever look
00:28:09I'ma get your heart racing
00:28:11In my skin-tight jeans
00:28:13Be your teenage dream tonight
00:28:23They got all that on camera.
00:28:25That was actually amazing.
00:28:27Thanks for having my ass.
00:28:29I mean, saving my back.
00:28:31Having my back.
00:28:35And I'm pretty sure that is my cue
00:28:37to call for a car.
00:28:39No, um, don't do that.
00:28:41We'll give you a ride.
00:28:43We will?
00:28:45Yeah, it's no problem at all.
00:28:47Can I get some KFC to go?
00:28:49Yeah, sure.
00:28:51You know,
00:28:53we should really rethink that whole
00:28:56no singing policy.
00:28:58You have a really great voice.
00:29:00Cameron was in the glee club.
00:29:02What?
00:29:04I didn't know it was a secret.
00:29:06Glee club? At Cali?
00:29:08No, it was at my old school back in Wyoming.
00:29:10It was either play football
00:29:12or cow tipping.
00:29:14Or glee club.
00:29:16I get it.
00:29:18Oh, this is me.
00:29:20Oh, this is you?
00:29:22My cousin lives here.
00:29:24Actually, we're new to the building, so we haven't really met anyone yet.
00:29:26But, um, thanks for the ride.
00:29:28And thanks for coming today.
00:29:30I hope it wasn't too,
00:29:32you know, weird.
00:29:34Oh, that's okay. Weird's totally our thing.
00:29:36Okay, then. See you later.
00:29:38See ya.
00:29:40Hey, Padge. Yeah?
00:29:42I just gotta say, even though you're incredibly hot,
00:29:44you're not the complete monster that I thought you'd be.
00:29:46Uh, thanks.
00:29:48But Cameron is like a brother to me,
00:29:50so I have to say,
00:29:53if you do anything to hurt him,
00:29:55I'll put a croquembouche in your croquem face.
00:29:57You feel me?
00:29:59Uh, okay.
00:30:01Don't forget.
00:30:03I really like her.
00:30:05Oh, look who's up.
00:30:07How was your Saturday?
00:30:09Uh, it's okay. Why?
00:30:11Do anything interesting?
00:30:13Not really.
00:30:15Well, more than
00:30:172.6 million TikTok viewers
00:30:19back today.
00:30:21Are you kidding me?
00:30:23Why didn't you tell me you had a date
00:30:25with Padgett Sawyer?
00:30:27Trust me, it wasn't a date.
00:30:29The whole thing was just a freakish aberration.
00:30:31Okay, a person who is way out of your league
00:30:33is spending time with you.
00:30:35Take the win and claim it as a date.
00:30:37And...
00:30:39Speak of the devil herself.
00:30:41Padgett, hey.
00:30:43Brynn, hi. Uh, sorry to bother you,
00:30:45but I think I left something in your brother's truck yesterday
00:30:47and I don't have his number.
00:30:50We were just talking about you.
00:30:52He's standing right in front of me. Do you want to talk to him?
00:30:54Actually, I was hoping I could swing by now to pick it up.
00:30:56Uh, yeah, sure.
00:30:58When do you want to come?
00:31:00Oh, like now, now.
00:31:02Uh, okay. Yeah, hold on.
00:31:04You might want to change.
00:31:06
00:31:08Jessica, hi.
00:31:10Hey, Padgett.
00:31:12Saw the duet, 2.6 million views.
00:31:14Who's the new guy?
00:31:16A little scruffy, but cute.
00:31:18Just wait until I'm done with his makeover.
00:31:20Ooh, go on.
00:31:22I'm going to make him more popular than Jordan Van Dranen.
00:31:24Really? Well, if you do that, then we're back in business.
00:31:26But I'll believe it when I see it.
00:31:28Love ya.
00:31:30Love ya.
00:31:32Thanks again.
00:31:34These things are always slipping out of my bag.
00:31:36That's no problem.
00:31:38So listen, since I'm already here, I was wondering if...
00:31:40What's all this stuff?
00:31:42Uh, gifts from Dad. Just got here.
00:31:44Uh, great.
00:31:47Nothing stupid.
00:31:49Our dad lives in Sweden, and once a year,
00:31:51he sends us these all-in-one presents.
00:31:53Kind of like Christmas and Hanukkah
00:31:55and our birthdays all smushed together.
00:31:57Seriously? A doorstop?
00:31:59Mm. Coloring books, Legos,
00:32:01and Swedish Helga Barbie.
00:32:03Quite a haul, if you're eight.
00:32:05At least he's trying.
00:32:07I disagree.
00:32:09Well, it's the thought that counts, right?
00:32:11Not that it's my business.
00:32:13Um, did you need something else?
00:32:16I was hoping you could give me another writing lesson.
00:32:18When?
00:32:20Now?
00:32:22Now? Um, yeah.
00:32:24You're in luck. I was on my way to the...
00:32:26Hey, I thought you were gonna watch
00:32:28the Blue Bloods marathon with me.
00:32:30Sorry, Grandma.
00:32:32That's okay. I'll get started without you.
00:32:34Tommy Selleck waits for no one.
00:32:36We better go.
00:32:38Bye, guys.
00:32:42Starting to get the hang of this, huh?
00:32:44Well, it's time to practice, that's all.
00:32:46Everyone's always in a hurry.
00:32:48Oh, and you are.
00:32:50What's that supposed to mean?
00:32:52I don't know. I mean, it seems like you can't wait
00:32:54to be done with high school.
00:32:56Yeah, that's true.
00:32:58I used to be like that, too.
00:33:00But now that I lost my sponsorship,
00:33:02I, um, don't even know if I'll be able to pay for college.
00:33:04Damn, that sucks.
00:33:06I'm sorry. Bet it won't take much money for me
00:33:08to bum around, see as much of the world as I can,
00:33:10take as many pictures as I can.
00:33:13That actually sounds amazing.
00:33:15I would love to travel someday.
00:33:17I've always wanted to see Paris.
00:33:19You mean you want to take pictures of yourself in Paris
00:33:21so your followers would know you went there?
00:33:23Oh, should I just do what you do
00:33:25and take rolls and rolls of pictures and never show anyone?
00:33:27Wait. How do you know...
00:33:29Britton told me.
00:33:31You know, no one would have ever heard of
00:33:33D.N. Arbus or Ansel Adams
00:33:35if they'd just hid in their darkroom all day.
00:33:37What?
00:33:39I just can't believe you actually know those names.
00:33:41So, how about it?
00:33:43How about what?
00:33:45Your pictures. When do I get to see them?
00:33:47Uh, I'm thinking never.
00:33:49Oh, come on.
00:33:51You show me yours and I'll show you mine.
00:33:53Oh, everyone has seen yours.
00:33:55Sorry, that came out way earlier
00:33:57than I intended it to.
00:33:59Uh, I'm just really private, that's all.
00:34:01But, um, if you really want to see what I do...
00:34:03Yes.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:07So you've really never been to Union Station?
00:34:10Honestly, I didn't even know this was here.
00:34:12Is that terrible?
00:34:14Uh, yeah, kind of.
00:34:16It's like a classic,
00:34:18old-timey train station.
00:34:20Well, it's actually a working train station
00:34:22where people take trains.
00:34:28Then again, you don't strike me
00:34:30as the public transportation type.
00:34:32I carpool to school.
00:34:34And your friend's a Lexus.
00:34:36Hey, Mr. Cahill.
00:34:38This place is amazing.
00:34:40I guess I never come downtown
00:34:42because it's always so crowded.
00:34:44Well, with street photography,
00:34:46crowds are the whole point.
00:34:48Makes it easier to blend in.
00:34:50People don't mind you just taking their picture?
00:34:52Uh, well, it depends.
00:34:54Sometimes I ask permission,
00:34:56sometimes I don't.
00:34:58But after a while,
00:35:00you kind of develop a sense
00:35:02of when it's okay to shoot.
00:35:05Here you go.
00:35:07Hey, Jean's Nutella lattes are insane.
00:35:11Mm-hmm.
00:35:13Wait, are you actually smiling?
00:35:15What?
00:35:17I don't know.
00:35:19I've never seen you like this.
00:35:21What do you mean?
00:35:23Well, at school,
00:35:25you're this really reserved person.
00:35:27But at the stables
00:35:29or here with your camera...
00:35:31Oh, maybe it's because
00:35:34no one in those places ever keyed the word
00:35:36loser into my truck door
00:35:38or put a fetal pig in my backpack.
00:35:40Ouch.
00:35:42Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:35:44High school's just a bunch of scared people
00:35:46pretending to be something they're not.
00:35:48But this place?
00:35:50This place is real.
00:35:52You know, just like horses,
00:35:54best bullshit detectors in the entire animal kingdom.
00:35:56So what about Gilly?
00:35:58Does he think I'm full of crap?
00:36:00You think I'd be here with you if you did?
00:36:02Sorry
00:36:04things are so bad for you at school.
00:36:06Guess I'd be in a hurry to graduate, too.
00:36:08Yeah, and I'm really only doing it
00:36:10so my grandmother doesn't freak out.
00:36:12Yeah, why do you and Bryn live with her?
00:36:14Sorry if that's...
00:36:16No, no, no, no. No, it's okay.
00:36:18Oh, you know, our father lives in Sweden.
00:36:20His choice. Mm-hmm.
00:36:22And after our mom died...
00:36:24Oh, I am
00:36:26so sorry. Yeah.
00:36:28It was four years ago. Plane crash.
00:36:31She was dating this guy named Marcus
00:36:33who flew a turboprop.
00:36:35And one Saturday morning
00:36:37they were on their way back from Laramie.
00:36:41And, um...
00:36:43You must miss her a lot.
00:36:45Yeah, Mom was awesome.
00:36:49In fact, she is the one
00:36:51who gave me this camera.
00:36:53So that's why you love it so much.
00:36:55Yeah. So what about your family?
00:36:57Well, my parents are divorced.
00:36:59Okay.
00:37:01My dad lives in Florida
00:37:03with his new family.
00:37:05And I'm here with my mom.
00:37:07Okay. What does she do?
00:37:09She's a nurse.
00:37:11I've never told anyone that before.
00:37:13She works her ass off
00:37:15to give me every opportunity in the world.
00:37:17And sometimes I'm scared
00:37:19I won't be able to make it up to her.
00:37:21Hey!
00:37:23Did I say you could do that?
00:37:25No, that's the whole idea of a candid shot.
00:37:28If you want to take a photo, then you gotta fix your hair.
00:37:30And then you do that whole duck face thing.
00:37:32Yeah, that's exactly it.
00:37:42Is that an emergency?
00:37:44Uh, sorry.
00:37:46Uh, depends. Are you free next weekend?
00:37:48Why?
00:37:50It's my friend Alden's birthday
00:37:52and she's having a theme party.
00:37:54Okay, what's the theme?
00:37:56Yeah, she does realize that those parties in the book
00:37:58represent the shallowness of the ruling class, right?
00:38:00Sadly, that is the appeal.
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:04So what do you think? You down to get bougie together?
00:38:06Yeah. Can I bring some people?
00:38:08Sure. Yeah, bring whoever you want.
00:38:10Oh my god, oh my god!
00:38:12I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I have the best brother ever.
00:38:14He has his moments.
00:38:16Okay, it's a Roaring Twenties theme
00:38:18so there's a million ways we can go with this.
00:38:20Yeah, but we're only gonna try, like,
00:38:22three, right?
00:38:25He's been wearing the same three plaids since 2017.
00:38:27At least I alternate.
00:38:29I get it. You found a look that works for you.
00:38:31But like I tell my followers,
00:38:33sometimes bold can be your bestie.
00:38:35You actually say that?
00:38:37Out loud to people?
00:38:39Come on.
00:38:55I don't want to stay the longest
00:38:57And you see all my weaknesses
00:38:59I keep distance to everyone I see
00:39:01Isn't me or you
00:39:03But something making me feel brand new
00:39:05Oh, oh, oh, feeling brand new
00:39:07Oh, oh, oh, feeling brand new
00:39:09You want my love
00:39:11I want you hard
00:39:13Just for a minute
00:39:15Come by and let me finish on you
00:39:17You want my love
00:39:19I want you hard
00:39:21Just for a minute
00:39:23Okay, now don't tell me
00:39:25that wasn't fun.
00:39:27It wasn't. Okay, fine, it wasn't terrible.
00:39:29I put it somewhere between getting my wisdom teeth out
00:39:31and the Harry Styles show last year.
00:39:33Wait, you saw
00:39:35Harry Styles?
00:39:37He took me for my birthday.
00:39:39Aw, that's so sweet!
00:39:41The point is, we got our clothes and we're done now, right?
00:39:43Um...
00:39:45Oh God, what now?
00:39:47You're absolutely sure this is necessary?
00:39:49Well, we want to complete
00:39:52the look, right? Oh, definitely.
00:39:54Out. Now. Fine.
00:39:56Okay, the most important thing
00:39:58for you to do now is
00:40:00trust me. You've done this before?
00:40:02Literally thousands of times.
00:40:04Really? You've shaved the guy's face?
00:40:06Sorry, can't hear you!
00:40:09Oh
00:40:29I can't believe you got him to do this.
00:40:31He must really like you.
00:40:33No, no, I'm just really persuasive.
00:40:35How's it going in there?
00:40:37It's really kind of hard to say.
00:40:39Come on, just come out!
00:40:41Okay.
00:40:57Wow.
00:40:59You are good.
00:41:01How do you feel?
00:41:03Like I just lost Dancing with the Stars.
00:41:06If I didn't know any better,
00:41:08and you weren't my brother,
00:41:10I'd say you look pretty hot.
00:41:12Right, Paget?
00:41:14Uh, yeah.
00:41:16Sure.
00:41:24Very subtle.
00:41:26Wow.
00:41:28Your camera, really?
00:41:30What, this is literally the only time I'm going to be doing something like this?
00:41:32Might as well document it, right?
00:41:34I just had to tell here, outside of Alden Pierce's 18th birthday party,
00:41:36if you can't already tell,
00:41:38the theme is Drop It Like F. Scott.
00:41:40I'm here with my amazing new friends,
00:41:42Cameron,
00:41:44Brynn,
00:41:46Hi guys!
00:41:48And Misha.
00:41:51This is insane.
00:41:53You're hot now.
00:41:55Get used to it.
00:41:57No, I was talking about the party.
00:42:21This one's teeny compared to her sweet 16.
00:42:23We went to the beach.
00:42:25In Turks and Caicos.
00:42:27Can you believe this?
00:42:29Pag!
00:42:33Hi.
00:42:35I'm Alden. Birthday girl?
00:42:37Yeah, we've met.
00:42:39Oh.
00:42:41I'm sorry, I gotta ask,
00:42:43what are you drinking?
00:42:45Oh, it's my signature bidet mocktail.
00:42:47It's got cranberry juice,
00:42:49raspberries, cherry pop rocks.
00:42:51Hi! I just wanted to say happy birthday
00:42:53and thank you so much for inviting me.
00:42:55I'm sorry, who are you?
00:42:57Uh, Brynn Queller.
00:42:59I thought I'd...
00:43:01We're gonna go get some drinks
00:43:03and we'll see you guys in a bit.
00:43:05Bye.
00:43:07Pag, I don't know what you did to that Cameron guy,
00:43:09but damn, what you did?
00:43:11She means his costume.
00:43:13And Cameron did that himself.
00:43:16Wow.
00:43:18We might just win this bet after all.
00:43:20Yeah, if you don't blow it for me first,
00:43:22I guess we'll see who's gonna be a loser for life.
00:43:24We'll see.
00:43:26So, Aniston just bailed on you, bro?
00:43:28Yeah, bro.
00:43:30I was on my way to pick her up
00:43:32and she just texted me and said it's over.
00:43:34Said she's going to Brent Rivera's birthday party
00:43:36with that other dude.
00:43:38That sucks, bro.
00:43:40That Aniston chick was hot.
00:43:42If I were you, I'd be crying too.
00:43:44Wait, you guys aren't recording?
00:43:46Oh, shoot, my bad.
00:43:48Oh, my God.
00:43:50All right, come on. I need another take.
00:43:52Okay, got this.
00:43:56Damn, I lost it.
00:43:58Always be recording, all right?
00:44:00That was my fault.
00:44:02I still can't believe she ditched me for some rando loser
00:44:04who's only got 318,000 followers.
00:44:06Well, he does play for the Clippers.
00:44:10Yeah, that's pretty dope.
00:44:13That was pretty cool.
00:44:27Don't tell me you're actually having fun.
00:44:29Why would you say that?
00:44:31This party is ridiculous.
00:44:33You're having fun.
00:44:35You're having fun.
00:44:37Hey.
00:44:39Nice costume.
00:44:42Didn't think I'd see another Jordan Baker.
00:44:44Daisy is so overrated.
00:44:46Totally.
00:44:48Wow, I look like
00:44:50the before picture for you.
00:44:52Stop. You look great.
00:44:54You were at my karaoke party.
00:44:56Right.
00:44:58I was the one who didn't bring their swimsuit.
00:45:00Yeah. Sorry it turned weird.
00:45:02It's okay. Weird's totally my thing.
00:45:04Oh, my God.
00:45:06They put them in the eyes too?
00:45:08Yeah, come on.
00:45:10Do you know where Alden keeps her non-pop rockaholic drinks?
00:45:14Let's go.
00:45:16Hey, you.
00:45:18You're not even going to say hey?
00:45:20Blow me. You're Aniston's problem now.
00:45:22You're still mad about that?
00:45:24That was like two weeks ago.
00:45:26Dude, what the hell?
00:45:28Sorry, I just had something else to tell you.
00:45:30What?
00:45:32I don't know.
00:45:34That I'm sorry and that she was right.
00:45:36Who?
00:45:39I'm sorry that I wasn't over you,
00:45:41and that's the truth.
00:45:43We belong together, Patch.
00:45:45Oh, come on.
00:45:47These nominations are on Monday, all right?
00:45:49If we win prom king and queen,
00:45:51our followers would go crazy.
00:45:53I don't care.
00:45:55Oh, and by the way,
00:45:57there are no mean streets of Pali.
00:45:59You live on the same block as Gwyneth Paltrow.
00:46:01Oh, man.
00:46:03You spilled my watermelon.
00:46:05It was the last one.
00:46:07I hate mango.
00:46:09I hate mango.
00:46:11It's a terrible flavor.
00:46:13Hey.
00:46:15Is everything okay?
00:46:17Yeah, yeah.
00:46:19I just spilled my drink,
00:46:21but I was thinking about
00:46:23going to get another one.
00:46:25Any chance you want to come with me?
00:46:27Sure.
00:46:29Let's go.
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:34Enough pictures for you.
00:46:36I mean, no one's going to see them anyways.
00:46:38I have a better idea.
00:46:40Come on.
00:46:42Oh, photo booth?
00:46:44Seriously?
00:46:46Come on.
00:46:48I want to see your duck face.
00:46:50Now show me what you got.
00:46:52Come on.
00:46:54You're not supposed to look at me.
00:46:56You're supposed to post.
00:46:58Sorry.
00:47:00But it must be so hard
00:47:02to make yourself look terrible
00:47:04when you're naturally so, you know.
00:47:06What?
00:47:08Beautiful.
00:47:10All right, everyone.
00:47:12Let's gather by the big cake
00:47:14to sing Alden happy birthday.
00:47:16Happy birthday to you.
00:47:18Stop it.
00:47:20Happy birthday to you.
00:47:22Get away from me, asshole.
00:47:24Hey, Brynn.
00:47:26What's going on?
00:47:29What's your deal out of this?
00:47:31It was nothing.
00:47:33You call that nothing?
00:47:35Wait, what happened?
00:47:37What did he do?
00:47:39Dude, she's so overreacting.
00:47:41You shut up.
00:47:43He asked me if I wanted to get a drink,
00:47:45so I said okay.
00:47:47And then we went into this big room
00:47:49with a pool table and were just kissing.
00:47:51See? No big deal.
00:47:53But then he started going for more,
00:47:55so I bonked him with a pool ball.
00:47:58Why'd you just take off your shirt?
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:02As for me to know and for you to find out.
00:48:04What?
00:48:06No, Cameron, come on.
00:48:08He is not worth it.
00:48:10No, not this time.
00:48:12Cameron, please.
00:48:14Make some room.
00:48:16You got it, you got it.
00:48:18Can you ever go near my sister again?
00:48:20What?
00:48:28Yes!
00:48:30Classic Johnny Wang move.
00:48:32What the hell was that?
00:48:34I'm pretty sure that was me kicking your ass.
00:48:46Cameron, that's enough.
00:48:48Whoa, whoa.
00:48:50Check out Captain Badass.
00:48:52I dare you to try that again.
00:48:58Come here.
00:49:02Yes!
00:49:04I wasn't ready for that.
00:49:06I need another take.
00:49:08Stop cheering.
00:49:10Cameron, that was amazing.
00:49:12Let's go get the truck.
00:49:14Wait, you're not leaving, are you?
00:49:16Yeah, I think you should.
00:49:18But don't forget your camera.
00:49:20No, no, no, no.
00:49:22Happy?
00:49:24Not now, Mom and Dad.
00:49:26Cameron, are you okay?
00:49:28Let me help.
00:49:30Cameron!
00:49:32Cameron!
00:49:34Cameron, wait!
00:49:36What do you want?
00:49:38I just want to make sure you're okay.
00:49:40An asshole just hit on my sister and ruined my mother's camera.
00:49:42What would you like me to do?
00:49:44Cameron, the way you stood up to Jordan back there, people were impressed.
00:49:46Who? The valedictorian?
00:49:48The head cheerleader?
00:49:50The captain of the lacrosse team?
00:49:52Charlie doesn't have a lacrosse team.
00:49:55I mean, why after four years did you suddenly start talking to me?
00:49:57I don't know.
00:49:59Maybe there's just a sense
00:50:01there was more to you than what you let everyone see.
00:50:03And what if I like it that way?
00:50:05Well then,
00:50:07that really breaks my heart.
00:50:11Cameron, please.
00:50:13Broken heart, huh?
00:50:15Looks like someone moved on from Jordan pretty quick.
00:50:17I moved on from Jordan
00:50:19the second we walked into that trailer.
00:50:21And now you're falling for our little project?
00:50:23It's not like that.
00:50:25I'm just worried about him, okay? That's all.
00:50:27You saw what happened.
00:50:29You mean your plus three freak parade who ruined my birthday?
00:50:31Yeah, it was kind of hard to miss.
00:50:33Look, if you want to waltz on our back now,
00:50:35I understand.
00:50:37I mean, the guy's a bigger train wreck than we expected.
00:50:39No.
00:50:41We're still on.
00:50:53Ah.
00:51:09Hm.
00:51:11Great party.
00:51:13Thanks, but it's kind of been over for a while.
00:51:15No party's over until I say it's over.
00:51:17Come on, Cali High, let's rock!
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:22It is over.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:26Where's my shirt?
00:51:28Who needs shirts?
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:56Hey, guys.
00:51:58So the rest of tonight
00:52:00didn't go so great.
00:52:03It started out fun.
00:52:05You know, I talk a lot here
00:52:07about self-improvement.
00:52:09Your looks.
00:52:11Your attitude.
00:52:13But I'm starting to think
00:52:15that who you choose to surround yourself with
00:52:17is so much more important.
00:52:33Hey!
00:52:35Hey!
00:52:37Hey!
00:52:39Hey!
00:52:41Hey!
00:52:43Hey!
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:47Hey!
00:52:49Hey!
00:52:51I'm Celeste.
00:52:53I just wanted to say that while I reject the whole idea
00:52:55of the prom court as an antiquated, heteronormative construct,
00:52:57if I didn't, you'd totally have my vote.
00:52:59Your vote for what?
00:53:01Hey, Queller.
00:53:03Dude, some Saturday night, huh?
00:53:05Mr. Prom King nominee.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09Did you not see?
00:53:11Cameroon Cuellar for Prom King?
00:53:13That's ridiculous.
00:53:15Attention, earthquakes.
00:53:17Here are the prom court nominations.
00:53:19For King, we have Jordan Van Drennen
00:53:21and Cameroon Cuellar?
00:53:23Tanya, is this a joke?
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:27I am told that Cameroon is an actual student.
00:53:30So congratulations to him
00:53:32and to our third nominee,
00:53:34Sebastian Wu.
00:53:36Yes!
00:53:38I'm the king of the school!
00:53:40Sebastian Wu!
00:53:42It is so fitting
00:53:44that they would butcher your name.
00:53:46Could you imagine if you actually ran
00:53:48for Prom King?
00:53:50Woo!
00:53:52Woo!
00:53:54Woo!
00:53:56Jordan Van Drennen, baby!
00:53:59Let's go!
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:03Maybe I can.
00:54:05Sawyer.
00:54:07Alden.
00:54:09And Jordan?
00:54:11What the hell is going on?
00:54:13JVD out.
00:54:15You know you were running for Prom Queen unopposed?
00:54:17Not anymore.
00:54:19Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:54:21All them peers will make you proud.
00:54:23Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:54:25All them peers will make you proud.
00:54:27You're running against me?
00:54:29Oh, please. Don't look so surprised.
00:54:31I know all the same people you do.
00:54:33The only difference is, I didn't just hemorrhage 94,000 followers.
00:54:35Oh my god.
00:54:37You've been planning this all along.
00:54:39What are you talking about?
00:54:41That day in Jordan's trailer. The video.
00:54:43What about it?
00:54:45You were holding the camera.
00:54:47My entire life was falling apart
00:54:49and you didn't press stop.
00:54:51You let it happen because you knew you were gonna run.
00:54:53Okay, yeah, maybe I did.
00:54:56But I thought we were friends.
00:54:58Yeah, well, things aren't always the way they seem.
00:55:00And you would know, right?
00:55:02Yeah, that's right.
00:55:04You can drop the act.
00:55:06We know you're poor.
00:55:08Stop.
00:55:10Please. Did you really think you were fooling us?
00:55:12I mean, your mom's a nurse.
00:55:14You can't afford a car.
00:55:16You live in that tumpy little shack on Clinton.
00:55:18Alden.
00:55:20Yeah, that's right.
00:55:22We know you don't live at the Palisades lofts.
00:55:24We didn't say anything because we didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:55:26But don't worry.
00:55:28Your secret's safe with me.
00:55:30If I want it to be.
00:55:32Guess it's game on, bubble girl.
00:55:34Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:55:36Alden Pierce will make you proud.
00:55:38Clap your hands, say it loud.
00:55:40Alden Pierce will make you proud.
00:55:42I'm so sorry.
00:55:44I only lied because I thought if I told the truth
00:55:46that you guys wouldn't like me anymore
00:55:48and I was embarrassed.
00:55:50I don't care at all, okay?
00:55:53I don't get it.
00:55:55It's like she's suddenly this whole different person.
00:55:57Is she, though?
00:55:59Maybe we're just now seeing who she really is.
00:56:01What do you mean?
00:56:03I heard she quit the dance team
00:56:05and now she's starting her own squad with Jordan.
00:56:07Unbelievable.
00:56:09Wow, look at you.
00:56:11Who is it?
00:56:13Nothing. It's stupid.
00:56:15Really? Then why are you blushing?
00:56:17I'm not blushing.
00:56:19It's just a funny text.
00:56:21Yeah, she's pretty great.
00:56:23I was actually thinking about asking her to prom.
00:56:25No way. Oh, my God, that's so great.
00:56:27You guys would be so cute together.
00:56:29So how are you gonna ask her?
00:56:31Hey, um, you got a sec?
00:56:33Go.
00:56:35I'll talk to you later.
00:56:37I didn't think
00:56:39you were talking to me anymore.
00:56:41Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
00:56:43I got really pissed off, but you didn't do anything.
00:56:45There's actually something I wanted to talk to you about.
00:56:47Hey, you, my man, are a rock star.
00:56:50An inspiration.
00:56:52Do you want to hear a poem?
00:56:54Sure.
00:56:56Um, Cameron Queller, interstellar.
00:56:58Stood up to the dick.
00:57:00Made it stick.
00:57:02Cameron one, Jordan zero.
00:57:04King Cameron, you're my hero.
00:57:06Fight the power, man.
00:57:08That was great.
00:57:10Worth it.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:14Can you believe all this prom BS?
00:57:16I know. Pretty cool, right?
00:57:18I mean, what do you think?
00:57:20Well, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:57:22Uh, but now
00:57:24I'm late for art history.
00:57:26Um, is there any chance
00:57:28you could come over after school?
00:57:30There's actually something I wanted to show you.
00:57:32Um, sure. I'll be there.
00:57:34Cool.
00:57:36Bye.
00:57:38So this whole
00:57:40prom king thing.
00:57:42I can't believe you're actually into it.
00:57:44Well, I'm not, really.
00:57:47I do hate Van Dranen.
00:57:49I mean, guys like him crap all over everyone
00:57:51and somehow still end up on top.
00:57:53Not this time.
00:57:55Not if I have anything to do with it.
00:57:57That sounded confident.
00:57:59Because I am.
00:58:01And after Alden's party, you have some serious traction.
00:58:03But you're going to have to let people see the real Cam Queller.
00:58:05Well, speaking of the real me.
00:58:07Right this way.
00:58:13Wow.
00:58:16This is your own dark room?
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:20It was my 14th birthday present.
00:58:22So you've been taking pictures your whole life, then?
00:58:24Kind of.
00:58:26Used to be more of a hobby.
00:58:28But now, I don't know.
00:58:30Sometimes I feel like I could spend my entire life in this room.
00:58:32Cameron.
00:58:34These are amazing.
00:58:36So,
00:58:38why are you letting me see them now?
00:58:40Well, you wouldn't stop asking.
00:58:42So I figured this was the only way to get you to stop.
00:58:44Well, you are very talented.
00:58:46I mean, look at this one.
00:58:48Oh!
00:58:50Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
00:58:52It's okay.
00:58:54Really?
00:58:56You know you could totally make money at this, right?
00:58:58You know I don't care about money.
00:59:00Or not.
00:59:02But keeping your talent locked away,
00:59:04what are you hiding from?
00:59:06You know, I could ask you the same question.
00:59:08What are you talking about?
00:59:10Well, I'm talking about
00:59:13this.
00:59:15And, uh,
00:59:17this.
00:59:21And these.
00:59:23Not the eyelashes.
00:59:25They're glued on pretty tight.
00:59:39Listen,
00:59:41Cameron, there's something I need to tell you.
00:59:43And I need to tell you something, too.
00:59:45Okay.
00:59:47Well, you asked me
00:59:49why I invited you here.
00:59:51And I don't even let my own grandmother
00:59:53in here.
00:59:55Really?
00:59:57Yeah, which is why she probably thinks I'm running a meth lab.
00:59:59So, then, why am I here?
01:00:01Because I trust you.
01:00:05Oh, okay.
01:00:07Well, I, uh...
01:00:10Are you okay?
01:00:12Totally. I just, I need to go.
01:00:14Besides, I've wasted enough of your time.
01:00:16Well, I wouldn't put it that way, exactly.
01:00:18No, that's not what I meant.
01:00:20I just, I have somewhere to be.
01:00:22Call you later?
01:00:24Yeah, sure.
01:00:32Hey, you got a second?
01:00:34Uh, yeah. Why?
01:00:36I just kind of wanted your advice
01:00:38if it isn't the fountain of truth
01:00:40coming to get help
01:00:42figuring out the world of bullshit.
01:00:44Yeah, funny.
01:00:46Here's the deal.
01:00:48Uh, things with pageant may have gotten
01:00:50a little more complicated than I thought.
01:00:52Okay, complicated good or complicated bad?
01:00:54Because the other night at that party,
01:00:56I was definitely sensing
01:00:58chemistry.
01:01:00Oh, wait.
01:01:02Did you guys hook up?
01:01:04Oh, my God, you did!
01:01:07We didn't hook up. We...
01:01:09We kissed.
01:01:11I knew it! Oh, my God, this is huge.
01:01:13So did you ask her to prom?
01:01:15I mean, it totally makes sense if you guys go together.
01:01:17And what if you win king and queen?
01:01:19How amazing would that be?
01:01:21It'd be like Callie's own royal love story.
01:01:23And you're the princess!
01:01:25Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, I thought about asking her,
01:01:27but after we kissed, things just kind of got weird.
01:01:29Of course they did. It's fine.
01:01:31First kisses can be awkward.
01:01:33First time having sex, that can be even weirder.
01:01:36So's the last time,
01:01:38because you never know if it's gonna be your last.
01:01:40Oh, wait.
01:01:42You've never had sex?
01:01:44Yeah, but I know things, though.
01:01:46Like this.
01:01:48If you're worried about whether you should ask Paget or not,
01:01:50just ask yourself one question.
01:01:52Okay, what's that?
01:01:54Who kissed who first?
01:01:56Actually, she kissed me first.
01:01:58So I should ask her to prom then.
01:02:00Um, yeah, but you can't just ask, okay?
01:02:02It's lame.
01:02:04What the hell is that?
01:02:06♪ I love you, baby ♪
01:02:08♪ I'm just kind of ready to go ♪
01:02:10Ah!
01:02:12Oh, my God!
01:02:14Oh, he's coming!
01:02:18Hey.
01:02:20Hey. Still no word from Cameron?
01:02:22No, he must think I'm such a freak.
01:02:24I mean, I practically sprinted out of there.
01:02:26He had the nomination. I mean, why did I have to screw it up
01:02:28by kissing him? I do have one theory.
01:02:30Yeah?
01:02:33You like him, Pag.
01:02:35And when you like someone, the other stuff just doesn't matter as much.
01:02:37I do.
01:02:39I do like him.
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:43And something tells me you might not have screwed up
01:02:45as much as you think you did.
01:02:47What do you mean?
01:02:49Oh, my God, Cameron!
01:02:51I know this isn't usually my style, obviously,
01:02:53but, uh...
01:02:55what do you think?
01:02:57I think, yes!
01:02:59Sorry. I hate to interrupt this
01:03:01but, Paget, do you think there's something
01:03:03you should tell Cameron first?
01:03:05Alden, what are you doing?
01:03:07Leave her alone, Alden.
01:03:09Shut up, Quinn.
01:03:11What's going on?
01:03:13Paget, do you want to tell him or should I?
01:03:15What's she talking about?
01:03:17It's what I was trying to tell you yesterday.
01:03:19It's actually funny.
01:03:21After Jordan and I broke up, I lost my sponsorships,
01:03:23my college money, so I panicked.
01:03:25Yeah, she's not lying.
01:03:27Total meltdown.
01:03:30I thought I could take some person
01:03:32and make them over.
01:03:34Some person? What kind of person?
01:03:36Can we please just talk about this in private?
01:03:38No, what kind of person, Paget?
01:03:40The biggest loser we could find so she could turn him into prom king.
01:03:42But that was before...
01:03:44Wait, wait, wait, so I was a bet?
01:03:46No, you...
01:03:48No, I was a fucking bet.
01:03:52You can all go to hell.
01:03:54Let's go.
01:03:56Yikes.
01:03:58It's hard to watch.
01:04:06Hey, it's Cameron.
01:04:08Leave a message or don't.
01:04:10Cameron,
01:04:12it's me again.
01:04:14I know I covered this
01:04:16in the 800 texts you haven't returned,
01:04:18but
01:04:20I'm so sorry
01:04:22and I just want to make sure you're okay.
01:04:24You're still not answering?
01:04:27No, but can you blame him?
01:04:29No, but right now
01:04:31I'm a little bit more worried about you.
01:04:33You and your god-awful irony.
01:04:35Please let me do that. Please.
01:04:37You know,
01:04:39I convinced myself that I did
01:04:41my post because I cared about my followers,
01:04:43but maybe I was just doing it for myself.
01:04:45To get money
01:04:47and get popular.
01:04:49Maybe I'm just a fraud.
01:04:51Honey, I happen to know for a fact
01:04:53that you're not a fake.
01:04:55You're a kind and caring person.
01:04:57But I hurt someone, Mom.
01:04:59I mean, I really hurt him.
01:05:01Alright, yeah. You screwed up.
01:05:03But it's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.
01:05:05I just don't even know what to do anymore.
01:05:07I mean, if I win tomorrow night
01:05:09I'm going to have to go in front of all these people and...
01:05:11And be yourself.
01:05:13But what if I don't even like
01:05:15who that is anymore?
01:05:17Listen, I know it feels like that right now.
01:05:19I do.
01:05:21But the Paget Sawyer that I know,
01:05:24sweet, generous,
01:05:26sure, stubborn girl
01:05:28that I've known for 18 years,
01:05:30well, she gets lost
01:05:32now and again. We all do.
01:05:34But she always finds her way back.
01:05:44Oh, Gilly.
01:05:46I thought you were a good judge of character.
01:05:54Alright, how do I look?
01:05:56Gorge.
01:05:58You're going to be the queen of the chaperones.
01:06:00Thank you. It looks like my car is here.
01:06:02Alright, put your dress on.
01:06:04I'll see you there.
01:06:06Okay.
01:06:10So you're really going to go through with this?
01:06:12I mean, I know I'm not going to get what I want.
01:06:14So at least this way
01:06:16I have a chance to make things right with Cameron.
01:06:18Ha! Wanna bet?
01:06:20Too soon.
01:06:23No, you don't trust me.
01:06:25I mean, he's your best friend.
01:06:27But I think I've really fallen for him.
01:06:29So I have to try.
01:06:31You have one big problem.
01:06:33There's no way that dude is going to prom.
01:06:35Yeah.
01:06:37So I guess that means there's only one person left to ask.
01:06:49Screw off, bubble girl.
01:06:51Okay, a little harsh.
01:06:53But I have to ask.
01:06:55Is he okay?
01:06:57I don't know. He's at work.
01:06:59And why do you keep calling me? Aren't you supposed to be at prom?
01:07:01Yeah, like half an hour ago.
01:07:03But I have a really important favor to ask.
01:07:05Tell me why in the hell I should help you.
01:07:07I can't.
01:07:09And I know you two have lost so much more than me.
01:07:11But I've lost a lot.
01:07:13Recently.
01:07:15I lost my self-respect.
01:07:17I lost my college fund.
01:07:20I lost my friends.
01:07:24But the only thing I truly care about losing
01:07:28is your brother.
01:07:32Tonight's the big night.
01:07:34Turns out this year's dance presentation
01:07:36is now going to be a dance competition.
01:07:38I don't know what that means, but it's the committee's decision
01:07:40and I support them.
01:07:44Hey.
01:07:46What's in the bag?
01:07:48Formal wear.
01:07:50One of the closest things I could find to it in your closet.
01:07:52Dude, it's disaster in there.
01:07:54Why are there so many skittles on the floor?
01:07:56Because I spilled some skittles.
01:07:58Look, if that's for prom, I don't...
01:08:00Look, I know what you're gonna say, okay?
01:08:02And I get it.
01:08:04Padgett screwed up.
01:08:06What she did was mean and selfish and wrong.
01:08:08Yes, exactly.
01:08:10So why are you here?
01:08:12Because, Cam...
01:08:15I've...
01:08:17I've missed you.
01:08:19But am I here?
01:08:21No, no, I mean, like,
01:08:23I miss the way you used to be, you know,
01:08:25before...
01:08:27before Mom.
01:08:29Look, ever since you've been with Padgett, okay,
01:08:31you've been back.
01:08:33You've been smiling again and you've been happy
01:08:35and I just feel like
01:08:37for the first time since we moved here,
01:08:39I don't know why I have my brother back
01:08:41and...
01:08:43We lost Mom and there's nothing
01:08:45we could have done about that.
01:08:47But now you have a choice, so just...
01:08:49just don't lose her, okay?
01:09:05There you are. Thank God.
01:09:07We need you to start the dance. Big night, huh?
01:09:09What do you want, Alden?
01:09:12I noticed you didn't bring Cameron, so...
01:09:14He's not coming.
01:09:16Okay. You win the bet.
01:09:18And?
01:09:20When are you going to become a permanent loser?
01:09:22I'll get it done as soon as I can. Happy?
01:09:24I'll be happier when I get my crown.
01:09:26And, oh, I hope you like the new choreography
01:09:28me and Jordan came up with.
01:09:30Cali High Earthquakes, it's time to report to the stage
01:09:32for your annual dance presentation.
01:09:34Come on, come on. This is it. Let's go.
01:09:36Jordan, it's time.
01:09:38Come on, guys. Come on.
01:09:40We have some weird-ass traditions at this school.
01:10:10Don't stop and hit it with the Macarena
01:10:12I can ride your rap right in my office space
01:10:14If you watch my face, listen, I'm concentrated
01:10:16And we're constipated when I walk this way
01:10:18I challenge you to a dance-off
01:10:20How's that?
01:10:22No trash talk, no backbone
01:10:24On the blacktop
01:10:26Just me and you, that's all
01:10:28No catcalls, no tactics
01:10:30No rascals
01:10:32Right now, dance-off
01:10:34Get on the floor
01:10:36Get on the, get on the floor
01:10:39Get on the floor
01:10:41Come on, get on the floor
01:10:51I sneak up behind you like a panther
01:10:53Who ordered a private dancer
01:10:55On the tablecloth, fake a fall
01:10:57Pretend to break my arm, then I'm breaking you off
01:10:59Well, I freeze downtown, my baby's mom
01:11:01I wanna dance all night to the break of dawn
01:11:03I wanna sweat, sweat, sweat till your makeup's gone
01:11:05And, baby girl, you lookin' like a champion
01:11:08You better, get up out of your chair
01:11:10Play fireworks, I'm gonna ring this club
01:11:12Put your cell phone down, you'll split
01:11:14Let me go in this, I can't help it
01:11:16I got bruises on my belt
01:11:18Ladies, better
01:11:20I challenge you to a dance-off
01:11:22How's that?
01:11:24No trash talk, no backbone
01:11:26On the blacktop
01:11:28Just me and you, that's all
01:11:30No catcalls, no tactics
01:11:32No rascals
01:11:34Right now, dance-off
01:11:36Get on the floor
01:11:38Get, uh, get on the floor
01:11:40Get on the floor
01:11:42Come on, uh, get on the floor
01:11:46Get, uh, get on the floor
01:11:50Come on, uh, get on the floor
01:11:52Get on the floor
01:11:56Hi, scoop, sorry, hi
01:11:58Uh, we hired a DJ for this thing
01:12:00and they said he was over here somewhere
01:12:02Oh, actually, that's, that's me
01:12:04Great. Um, where's your stuff?
01:12:06My stuff?
01:12:07Yeah, your equipment.
01:12:08Your, you know, your turntables.
01:12:09Your dog wheel.
01:12:10Crossfader.
01:12:11Your, your tractor.
01:12:12Tractor scratch.
01:12:13Dude, I have no idea where any of that stuff is.
01:12:16Are you telling me we paid you $4,500 for your phone?
01:12:20Yeah, kind of.
01:12:21You know that's more than I make in a month?
01:12:23Well, I know that now.
01:12:26Hey, still no sign of Cameron?
01:12:28No, and if he doesn't get here soon,
01:12:30it's gonna be too late.
01:12:31It already is.
01:12:32Principal Bosch is about to announce the court.
01:12:34You sure you still want to do this?
01:12:36Yes.
01:12:37If I win, I need you to live stream on your phone,
01:12:39and then go on this app on my phone
01:12:41and press the red button.
01:12:42I mean, how can I do both?
01:12:43Just give me the phone.
01:12:45Hello. Hi.
01:12:46Hey, one, two, three, eyes to me.
01:12:48Come on, bring it in.
01:12:49Bring it in. It's the big moment.
01:12:50I know this is live streaming,
01:12:52but if you put your phones down,
01:12:53it's actually happening right here in front of you.
01:12:56Um, look, I know this means a lot to some of you,
01:12:59so let's get through it.
01:13:01So we can be done.
01:13:02All right, your 2021 Tally High Prom King is...
01:13:07Jordan Fenway!
01:13:11Congratulations to Jordan.
01:13:13So humble, isn't he?
01:13:15I just want to slap his face.
01:13:17I'm kidding.
01:13:18I would never slap a student.
01:13:20Not until after they graduate.
01:13:21But he's not gonna graduate, so it's fine.
01:13:24Okay, here you go, big guy.
01:13:26So proud.
01:13:28Enjoy your moment of glory.
01:13:31Yeah.
01:13:33Anybody want my backpack?
01:13:35It's Jordan Van Dranen, baby!
01:13:38Whoo!
01:13:42Is that it?
01:13:43Yeah, bro.
01:13:44Of course it is.
01:13:46I just want the microphone.
01:13:48Oh.
01:13:49Okay, all right, yes!
01:13:51Well, that was fun.
01:13:52Moving right along.
01:13:53Your 2021 Prom Queen,
01:13:55the woman voted to a forcible dance
01:13:57with the guy behind me.
01:13:58No, no, no, no, no.
01:13:59Keep it all on.
01:14:00We have all seen plenty of your nipples.
01:14:04All right, your 2021 Prom Queen
01:14:06in the closest vote we've had in a very long time,
01:14:10Padgett Sawyer.
01:14:22Congratulations.
01:14:24Really beautiful.
01:14:29This is me.
01:14:31And this is also me.
01:14:35And this is me, too.
01:14:38But I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.
01:14:41It's all fake.
01:14:42Because the truth is, this is the real me.
01:14:49And so is this.
01:14:52And let's not forget about this one.
01:14:56Yep, that is snot coming out of my nose.
01:15:00But here's the thing.
01:15:02For the last four years,
01:15:04I've been so busy selling myself on social media,
01:15:08putting out this image
01:15:09of who I wanted people to think I am.
01:15:12This perfect person
01:15:13with perfect makeup, perfect clothes,
01:15:16perfect grades, the perfect boyfriend.
01:15:20And trust me,
01:15:21nothing could have been further from the truth.
01:15:24I even lied about where I live.
01:15:28We all do it in our own way,
01:15:31like someone special once told me.
01:15:41He said, high school's just a bunch of scared people
01:15:45pretending to be something they're not.
01:15:48And that can be true,
01:15:50especially when we're at our worst.
01:15:53But it doesn't have to be that way.
01:15:57That's the lesson he taught me.
01:16:06I only wish I didn't have to lose him to learn it.
01:16:20Second place is coming through.
01:16:22Take some room, second place.
01:16:24I'll take it.
01:16:25I mean, if she doesn't want it, then I'll take it.
01:16:27Excuse me, Ms. Pierce.
01:16:28You actually came in fourth.
01:16:33No, I demand a recount.
01:16:35There's no need.
01:16:36You actually lost by a lot.
01:16:38Please leave the stage.
01:16:41All right.
01:16:42So the runner-up and your 2021 prom queen
01:16:46is a write-in candidate.
01:16:48Her name is Celeste Straczynski.
01:16:51Is Celeste Straczynski here?
01:17:09All right, let's do this.
01:17:11Ow!
01:17:12Suck it!
01:17:15Oh!
01:17:18DJ, hit it!
01:17:24Hatchet!
01:17:25All right, I'm gonna take off.
01:17:27Wait, your phone.
01:17:29Where are you going?
01:17:30Home.
01:17:31Come on, stay with us.
01:17:32I officially forgive you.
01:17:35No, I'm done here.
01:17:38But you guys have fun, though.
01:17:42Well, I'm still here, and...
01:17:45Why do I know this song?
01:18:12Hey.
01:18:14Cameron, how...
01:18:16I may have had a little help.
01:18:20I mean, I would have rode him all the way here,
01:18:22but I think I would have gotten arrested on the 405.
01:18:26I meant what I said.
01:18:28I'm gonna start being honest about who I am
01:18:30from now on, I swear.
01:18:33Okay, well, for being honest,
01:18:36I'm gonna start by asking you
01:18:38I swear.
01:18:40Okay, well, for being honest,
01:18:42there is one thing in your speech that you got wrong.
01:18:45What was it?
01:18:46You never really lost me.
01:18:52Seriously?
01:18:54I'm done with her.
01:18:57Now where were we?
01:18:59Yes!
01:19:00Whoo-hoo!
01:19:01Finally!
01:19:02So kiss me
01:19:08Kiss me
01:19:10Out of the bearded barley
01:19:12Nightly
01:19:14Beside the green, green grass
01:19:16Swing, swing, swing
01:19:18Swing your spinning staff
01:19:20You wear those shoes
01:19:21And I wear those shoes
01:19:23And I wear those shoes
01:19:25And I wear those shoes
01:19:27You wear those shoes
01:19:28And I will wear that dress
01:19:30Oh, kiss me
01:19:33Beneath the milky twilight
01:19:35Lead me
01:19:37Out on the moonlit floor
01:19:39Lift you up and down
01:19:41Strike out the band
01:19:42And make the fireflies dance
01:19:43Tell me once more
01:19:47So kiss me
01:19:51So kiss me
01:19:54So kiss me
01:19:56Kiss me
01:19:58Down by the broken tree house
01:20:00Swing me
01:20:02Up on its hanging tower
01:20:04Bring, bring
01:20:06Bring your flowered hands
01:20:08We'll take the trail marked on your father's lap
01:20:11Oh, kiss me
01:20:13Beneath the milky twilight
01:20:15Lead me
01:20:17Out on the moonlit floor
01:20:19Lift you up and down
01:20:21Strike out the band
01:20:22And make the fireflies dance
01:20:24Tell me once more
01:20:28So kiss me
01:20:29Good morning, guys.
01:20:30Guess where we are?
01:20:32Portugal!
01:20:34Hard to believe we're already six days into our trip.
01:20:36Say hi, Cameron.
01:20:38I just want to say thank you to all my followers
01:20:40who came back to me,
01:20:41who are so supportive of my new direction here.
01:20:43I hope you guys keep following us this summer
01:20:45because Cameron has promised
01:20:47to help me post photos every day along the way.
01:20:50So stay safe, be yourself,
01:20:52and I'll see you guys soon.
01:20:54Out on the moonlit floor
01:20:55Lift you up and down
01:20:57Strike out the band
01:20:58And make the fireflies dance
01:21:00Tell me once more
01:21:03All right, Alden.
01:21:04Never say I'm someone who welches on a bet.
01:21:11So kiss me
01:21:13So kiss me
01:21:19So kiss me