INDIA'S GOT LATENT | EP 08 ft. Poonam Pandey @viditchess @vivekmagic @ChessBaseIndiachannel
INDIA'S GOT LATENT | EP 08 ft. Poonam Pandey @viditchess @vivekmagic @ChessBaseIndiachannel
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00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Tainted.
00:03An unnecessary reality show.
00:04This show has no point, just like life.
00:07It's a crazy show. Anything can happen.
00:09Could be the best show, could be the worst show.
00:13It's a pointless reality show, but it has a very interesting point system.
00:17People from all over India will come to this show to show off their talent.
00:20They will only have 90 seconds to show off their talent.
00:24But before showing off their talent, they have to score 10 points.
00:28After showing off their talent, our judges will also score them.
00:31And if the average score of the judges is the same as the participant's score...
00:34...before performing, then that participant will win the show.
00:38And all the money for the ticket sales of that day's show will be theirs.
00:42Yes.
00:42This show will show us how self-aware we are.
00:45And this show's YouTube views will show us how unemployed we are.
00:49So, let's start.
00:51All right, a big round of applause for the band, everyone. Come on.
00:58Let me introduce everybody here.
00:59I mean, who doesn't know Poonam?
01:02Everybody has 4G.
01:05Thank you so much for coming here.
01:07Thank you. Thank you for inviting me.
01:08And for coming here today as well.
01:11I hope you don't mind.
01:12No.
01:13Let's go.
01:15Yeah.
01:17You're pretty cool, man.
01:19What are you thinking about coming to Latent?
01:22I mean, you know, if I have to kill myself...
01:27For that, only four words.
01:28I mean, I just want to kill myself.
01:31I mean, I just want to kill myself.
01:33I mean, I just want to kill myself.
01:35I mean, I just want to kill myself.
01:38I mean, I just want to kill myself.
01:40Do you have any fans?
01:48So, thank you so much.
01:49A big round of applause for Poonam Pandey.
01:53We also have Vidyut Gujrati here.
01:56Because all the good chess players said no.
01:59Sagarbhai is here because Amruta is out of town.
02:04Who's Amruta?
02:05His sister.
02:06My friend.
02:07You didn't tell me.
02:08Call me your friend, at least a little bit.
02:11Don't take your sister with you.
02:12You have to go back home.
02:14We also...
02:15Oh, we have Vick.
02:16What the fuck?
02:17Bro, what have you done?
02:19Bro, you're peeing here as well.
02:23What?
02:25Sagarbhai, what did you just say?
02:26Bro, what is this?
02:28I never imagined that they'd do this.
02:30Sorry.
02:31You spilled everything.
02:32Got excited. Sorry.
02:35There are tissues around Poonam.
02:39This is the guy.
02:42Welcome to the show, bro.
02:47Let's start.
02:47Are you ready for India's Got Talent?
02:51Let's have an applause for the first side of the night.
02:54Viral Mistry.
02:58We're at Bear Grylls Mumbai, Man Vs. Wild.
03:01Let me tell you their experience.
03:03I'm in the local of Mumbai at the moment.
03:05It's 8 pm right now.
03:06I don't know what condition I am in.
03:08If I want to go home, I will have to catch the next train.
03:12However, if you get stuck in such an unknown city,
03:14then do take the help of your friends.
03:16Because they are the only ones who can help you get on the train.
03:19Otherwise, your life can be in danger.
03:22Your life will be gone in 10 minutes.
03:24At most, the train will be 10 minutes late.
03:28It's too crowded.
03:29Someone is pushing me.
03:34Excuse me.
03:35This doesn't look like your luggage.
03:37This is something else.
03:39Did you see?
03:40If you don't be careful, someone will kill you.
03:46So guys, let's go to the college of time.
03:49Today, we have come to Pune's PVG College of Institute.
03:52Where some brilliant students have done their studies.
03:55There are many professional courses available here.
03:58Still, some talented employees have done printing engineering.
04:03Am I right?
04:05Sometimes, our wrong decisions take us to the heights.
04:11Because I never thought that an IT software professional
04:14would consider a printing engineer as his judge.
04:25Next Episode
04:26Wildlife of South Africa
04:28This is the breeding season of wild animals in South Africa's Gumi Gumi National Park.
04:33The recent heavy rains have filled these fields with life.
04:38In such a situation, this male giraffe knows that...
04:44S...
04:45Hey, don't give me time.
04:48No, I have time.
04:49In such a situation, this male giraffe knows that
04:51this is the best time to meet a companion.
04:58He has his eyes on a young female.
05:03But, to know whether she wants to give birth or not,
05:08he has to take permission from the female.
05:12For this, the male touches his head on the back of the female.
05:17This stubborn male is after her.
05:22Whereas, the female wants that she wants a more aggressive and attractive male.
05:30This is the rule of giraffes.
05:32Their height is of great importance.
05:35Here, take this.
05:36This is another trickster.
05:38This is the rule of giraffes.
05:40Their height is of great importance.
05:43Take this.
05:44Take this.
05:45This is another trickster.
05:47This is the rule of giraffes.
05:51Now, there will be a fierce battle between them.
06:01And whoever wins this battle,
06:03the female will give birth to him.
06:14Wow!
06:19Wow!
06:22Why did you break me?
06:28A big round of applause for him.
06:33It was fun.
06:34Really?
06:35I didn't know what you did.
06:39So, Mr. Veeral Mistry.
06:40Is your name Veeral?
06:41Yes, Veeral.
06:42Where do you live?
06:43Veera Road.
06:44Wow!
06:45There are a lot of artists coming from there these days.
06:47What is happening in Veera Road?
06:49It's just that it's getting late now.
06:51Everywhere.
06:52So, where did you learn this?
06:54Do you watch Bear Grylls a lot?
06:56Yes.
06:57I mean, I didn't learn it.
06:58I mean, I've been watching it on TV since childhood.
07:01Do you do this professionally anywhere?
07:04This is the first time I'm coming on stage.
07:06My hands are shaking.
07:07My hands are shaking.
07:08That's what I could see.
07:09You know, he's talking.
07:10I've come here to get out of my comfort zone.
07:13I didn't know all this was happening.
07:15So, you've started a platform.
07:17So, I thought, let's come and see what happens.
07:19Let's watch five episodes.
07:20Wow!
07:27There's a mirror here too.
07:32This looks like a labrador population.
07:35I think it's time for its birth.
07:41Prajanan.
07:42Prajanan.
07:43By mistake, tomorrow he'll say,
07:45it's a game of Prajnananda.
07:50Tomorrow, it'll be a chess game.
07:53It's written, to have a foreigner wife and two kids is one of his goals.
07:57No, it's just a dream.
07:59You only get life once.
08:00You need a foreigner wife for that.
08:02Why?
08:03What's there in India?
08:04You don't get Indians.
08:05They don't give importance to Indians.
08:06That's why they don't give importance to Indians.
08:07No, Indian girls give a lot of importance.
08:09But I'll try from tomorrow.
08:11Even you want a foreign wife.
08:12I'm an Indian.
08:13I don't have any dreams.
08:14You've travelled a lot around the world.
08:16You've met so many foreign girls.
08:18So, what do you think?
08:20Why do you still want an Indian girl?
08:23Brother.
08:25He's stuck here.
08:35Brother, it's a lot of fun.
08:36But the real mistake was Zola.
08:40All the best, brother.
08:41I hope you find whatever you need.
08:43We can only give the score.
08:45I loved what you did, bro.
08:48I'm gonna give you 9.
08:52Poonam ji.
08:53I'll give you 9.5.
08:56My brother, Vivek.
08:58I think he must have given 10.
09:00Because it's written, I doubt myself.
09:02That's why I'm giving him 9.
09:04Okay.
09:05Sagar Shah.
09:06I'm giving 10.
09:07And Vivek Desai.
09:09Even I feel like giving you 10.
09:1110.
09:12Let's go.
09:14That makes the average 9.5.
09:19He must have given 8.
09:21Who?
09:22Show me.
09:269.5.
09:278.
09:29Oh, man.
09:30Oh, man.
09:32It was my first time.
09:33So, I don't know how to write the number.
09:35You killed me.
09:36You were great.
09:37Give him a big hand.
09:42Make some noise for the next act.
09:43Madhura Joshi.
10:06Woo!
10:07Woo!
10:36I'm your fragrance.
10:39I'm your fragrance.
10:41I'm your fragrance.
10:52Madhura Joshi.
10:54You didn't have any passion.
10:56You looked so tired.
10:58No, I was just very nervous.
11:00You can keep the guitar.
11:01No stress.
11:03But I have a lot of talent.
11:04Really?
11:07It was fun.
11:09It was good to hear.
11:11So, is this what you do full time?
11:13No.
11:14I'm freelancing now.
11:15So, what do you do?
11:16Content writing.
11:17Digital marketing.
11:19Oh.
11:20For which brand?
11:24Different clients.
11:25Not a specific brand.
11:27You are very serious.
11:29You can relax.
11:30It's nothing like that.
11:32Relax.
11:33It's written here.
11:35I can't believe he did this.
11:36I attacked the teacher once.
11:40And this is how he is normally.
11:42Are you a psycho?
11:45You will look different when you go home.
11:47This is an act to lure victims.
11:51Victims?
11:52Attack.
11:53You attack victims?
11:55They become a victim after I attack them.
11:58How do you attack them?
12:00You must have beaten them up.
12:01You must have beaten them up.
12:11Very scary you are.
12:13You once held a baby upside down.
12:17Yeah.
12:18What was this?
12:19Where did you do this?
12:21He was my aunt's son.
12:24Whoever it was, it's wrong to do this.
12:27I was probably 6 or 7 years old.
12:31But still, it's a psychotic thing to do, right?
12:33Yes.
12:35So, what is that kid doing these days?
12:38He is still there.
12:39He is still there?
12:40Yes.
12:44I left him alive.
12:50What happened to him suddenly?
12:54Ms. Madhura, do you have a boyfriend?
12:56No.
12:57You had one earlier.
12:59He did the opposite.
13:02Still curious.
13:03Which school are you from?
13:04Which city are you from?
13:05Can you just name the school so we all know where to not send our kids?
13:09I can't defame the school.
13:11You are defaming yourself.
13:14You are informing the school.
13:21I will just say Gujarat.
13:23Gujarat.
13:24Are you Gujarati?
13:25No, I am Marathi.
13:28You have written it.
13:29So, what were you doing in Gujarat to study?
13:32Did you go to school in Gujarat?
13:33Yes, my father's job was in Gujarat.
13:36Is your father there?
13:38Yes, he is there.
13:40Does your father know that you have done all this?
13:42Yes, he knows.
13:43What does he say then?
13:45He laughs.
13:50I have buried the dead body here.
13:51You bury it next to him.
13:55I am the normal person in my family.
14:00Let's give him a point.
14:04You said that you are the normal person in your family.
14:07What else do you think is normal?
14:11Basically, he is asking what Maheep ji also asked.
14:14How is your mother?
14:22My mother is first class.
14:24A little different from normal?
14:26Yes, a lot.
14:27What does your mother do?
14:30She is a classical singer.
14:32She is also a music professor.
14:34But that's normal?
14:36Profession is normal.
14:37But behavior is not normal.
14:41I am so shocked, Madhura ji.
14:43I hope this is all made up.
14:45No.
14:48I am scared.
14:49This is spooky.
14:51You will come back.
14:59I am scared.
15:03We won't be able to do anything.
15:06Vidit bhai is not able to come back in the ratings.
15:11If this episode comes out
15:13and people watch it
15:14then won't you go inside?
15:17That will be the real lock-up.
15:20But yes, if this episode comes out
15:22then people will know your reality
15:24then who will be your friend?
15:25He is not there yet.
15:27Oh, surprise.
15:31How come she doesn't have friends?
15:39But okay.
15:40Time to give her an FIR.
15:44Time to give Madhura Joshi some marks.
15:47So I, Madhura ji
15:48would like to give you
15:490.5.
15:52I have given 0.5.
15:53No, I will give you 5.
15:55Friends.
15:57She is scared.
16:00Why did you give 5?
16:02Because of her singing.
16:04I mean, I couldn't hear what I was singing
16:06so I don't know.
16:07Maybe it was really bad.
16:09Could you hear what you were talking?
16:13I have given 6 for singing.
16:166.
16:18Bhai, 10.
16:22I like your smile.
16:23I like your smile.
16:24Keep smiling.
16:27I would like to give you
16:286 to 8.
16:29And the judge is also going to give the same.
16:326.
16:33Bring back Balraj bhai.
16:376 from Desai.
16:39That makes your average
16:425.5.
16:47No way.
16:48No way.
16:528.5.
16:53Oh my God.
16:55So sad.
16:56You didn't win.
16:58Thank you so much, Madhura ji.
16:59Up next we have
17:00Rajesh Yadav.
17:19Woah.
17:24Woah.
17:30Woah.
17:33Yadav is great, bhai.
17:37Punam Parnay on OnlyFans.
17:38OnlyFans.
17:47Woah.
17:49Yo.
17:56Wow.
17:57Wow.
17:58Sir.
17:59No, all this is fine.
18:00I mean
18:01OnlyFans.
18:02Why did we reach OnlyFans?
18:04Don't you have one?
18:05Yes.
18:06But why again?
18:07Where are you going?
18:09Where did you go?
18:12I'm going to get a subscription.
18:28Very cool.
18:29Do you also do that
18:30where you jump off buildings?
18:31Yes.
18:33What did you steal last time?
18:35I stole Jamun.
18:36Jamun, coconut.
18:38I break all these.
18:40Do you also climb trees?
18:41Yes.
18:42Wow.
18:43It's fun.
18:45Rajesh Yadav.
18:46You like art.
18:47Yes.
18:48Do you know him?
18:49Have you seen him anywhere?
18:50I do magic.
18:51Oh, you do magic.
18:52Great, bhai.
19:00At the rate,
19:01Vivek Magic on Instagram.
19:02Rajesh Yadav.
19:03Wasn't he very hot, Poonam?
19:05Yeah, I mean
19:06he's got a good body.
19:08He doesn't have a face
19:09but a good body.
19:10No, he has a face.
19:11It's not like that.
19:13It looks like
19:14you're going to break Jamun.
19:15You look perfect.
19:19Where do you live?
19:20In which jungle?
19:22This is our
19:23Man Island jungle.
19:24Oh, you live there?
19:25Yes.
19:26Did you swim from there?
19:28No, I didn't swim.
19:29I came by boat.
19:30Oh, you ride a boat?
19:31Yes.
19:32Crazy people come
19:33on the latest.
19:35Dangerous.
19:36I want to learn this too.
19:37It's a little hard.
19:38Will you teach me too?
19:40You know one thing
19:41from this.
19:45Which one did you learn?
19:46The jump one?
19:48You want to learn flips?
19:49Yeah.
19:50You can learn, bro.
19:51I'm saying
19:52he can still learn.
19:53That's what I'm saying.
19:54How?
19:55Sagar Shah.
19:56Amruta, she's lying.
19:59I'm thinking for myself.
20:01I tried a lot of times.
20:02Do you want to try now?
20:03Yeah, yeah.
20:04Please, please.
20:05Come on, let's go.
20:06Come on, let's go.
20:12Sagar.
20:13Sagar.
20:14Sagar.
20:15Sagar.
20:16Sagar.
20:17Sagar.
20:22So,
20:23you want me to teach you
20:24how to cross the border?
20:30How to cross the border
20:31of a building?
20:33One crawl, one crawl.
20:34Monkey crawl.
20:35You taught me monkey crawl?
20:36Yeah.
20:37You were saying
20:38you'll teach me flips.
20:39I already know monkey crawl.
20:44Okay.
20:45Can you do this?
20:47How can I do this?
20:48I didn't teach you this.
20:49I'm teaching you monkey crawl.
20:50Do it.
20:51Where are you going?
20:52I know this.
21:00Oh!
21:06That was good.
21:07Crazy.
21:08So, what's your goal?
21:09My goal is to become
21:10a very good athlete.
21:11I mean,
21:12there are a lot of things
21:13that I want to do.
21:14That's my dream.
21:15Like, I want to jump
21:16from this building to that.
21:17So...
21:18That's your dream?
21:19Yeah, that's my dream.
21:20What's in that building?
21:24There's nothing in that building, sir.
21:26Then why do you want to go there?
21:28I want to jump, sir.
21:29It's fun.
21:30You can do it on the ground too?
21:32But it's not fun.
21:33When you see fear,
21:34it's fun.
21:35So, you wanted to come
21:36in the last act, right?
21:40I didn't want to come in the last act, sir.
21:41Bro,
21:42we were screwed.
21:44We both were screwed.
21:48Let's give a big hand
21:49for Rajesh Yadav.
21:51It's time to score you, bro.
21:52I have really loved you.
21:54I have given you
21:55a 10 on 10, bro.
22:00I have given you 8.5.
22:02My brother.
22:039.
22:049?
22:0510, bro.
22:06He taught me
22:07flips in a minute.
22:099.
22:109 from Vivek Desai.
22:12That makes your average
22:139.5.
22:15Oh,
22:16that's great, sir.
22:17Thank you, sir.
22:278.5.
22:28Oh.
22:29Oh, man.
22:31It's okay, sir.
22:32It's good that you liked it.
22:33It was fun, bro.
22:34That's great.
22:39That's great, Rajesh.
22:40I wish you had one bite.
22:42But, it's okay.
22:43You are still a winner.
22:44Thank you so much for coming, Rajesh.
22:48Up next,
22:49we have Leo Baba
22:52doing some rap for us.
22:54A big round of applause for Leo Baba.
22:57Hello, hello, hi.
22:58My name is Ambar Sharma.
22:59My stage name is Leo Baba.
23:01So,
23:02let me start.
23:26When I wanted to study,
23:27I was doing it in peace.
23:28I did my family's reputation.
23:29So, I got it.
23:30I got a job
23:31because of my relatives.
23:33Let's call him
23:34and get him married.
23:35The girl is rich.
23:36Think of it as a lottery.
23:37I got it.
23:38I really liked it.
23:39My mind was set.
23:40I followed my passion.
23:41Now, I am on peak.
23:42Home, 4 BHK,
23:43and my car is cheap.
23:45Now, everyone says
23:46learn something from Mr. Sharma's son.
23:47Learn, learn, learn
23:48learn something from my story.
23:50Scream, scream, scream.
23:51Baby, my name is Cheek.
23:52Learn, learn, learn
23:53learn something from my story.
23:55I never asked for money.
23:56I never begged.
23:5712 years of my life
23:58went down the drain.
24:00I got the real knowledge
24:01after 12 weeks.
24:02Topped 12 years
24:03and understood myself.
24:05Today, I am famous.
24:06I drive the most expensive car.
24:07There are no marks here.
24:08There are no small talks.
24:09Only those talk
24:10who have a big car.
24:12Burger, pizza,
24:13the respect of the eaters.
24:14They think they are poor
24:15who eat vegetables and bread.
24:17While walking,
24:18my songs started playing.
24:19I was alone in the crowd.
24:20My friends started growing.
24:22The shortcomings
24:23that people used to bring out
24:24in my songs.
24:25Now they are dancing
24:26in my songs.
24:27I never asked for money.
24:28I never begged.
24:29My four lines are heavy.
24:30Their entire song is weak.
24:32Passion will give you
24:33victory one day.
24:34Amazing, brother.
24:35Ambar Sharma.
24:36Let's go.
24:41So sweet, brother.
24:42Ambar Sharma.
24:44It was a nice rap, really.
24:45Thank you so much.
24:46So it was some
24:47motivational story.
24:48What happened with you?
24:50So this is my
24:51own story.
24:53I started rapping
24:54when people used to
24:55call me on my feet.
24:57What happened to your feet?
24:58If you don't mind.
24:59I don't have a knee.
25:00You don't have a knee?
25:01No.
25:02What do you mean?
25:03I mean, I don't have
25:04bi-birth.
25:05You don't have bi-birth?
25:06No.
25:07So what's there?
25:09Nothing.
25:10You just have feet?
25:11Yes.
25:12He must be crazy.
25:17Will you show me
25:18what's inside?
25:19Sure.
25:21What's inside?
25:24It's written here
25:25that you play football?
25:26Yes.
25:31You mostly goalkeep?
25:33No.
25:34I'm a center forward.
25:35Center forward?
25:38So you...
25:39I mean...
25:41How do you play football?
25:42I just...
25:43My feet
25:44never stopped me
25:45for anything.
25:46It's like
25:47I play football,
25:48badminton,
25:49cycling,
25:50swimming,
25:51everything.
25:52Wow.
25:53Chess?
25:56There's a scene in chess
25:57where I can relate
25:58to chess a lot.
25:59The horse walks 2.5
26:00and I walk 1.5.
26:08That's amazing.
26:11Do you want to sit?
26:12No, I'm good.
26:15I've never seen anything like this.
26:18Can you kick with this?
26:19Yes.
26:20Can you kick with this?
26:21Yes.
26:25What's the use of your knees?
26:27My feet just don't turn.
26:29Your feet don't turn?
26:30Yes.
26:31What do you call this?
26:34I forgot.
26:35Spinal bifidia.
26:39It's written here
26:40that you're an expert in tricks.
26:42What tricks?
26:43He kicked me.
26:45He kicked me
26:46and I kicked him.
26:47What else can he do?
26:49He's crazy.
26:52You wrote
26:53I can flirt with my rap.
26:54Yeah.
26:55You can flirt
26:56and rap at the same time.
26:57Ask Kunam ji
26:58if you can.
27:01Ask Kunam ji first.
27:02You can ask him later.
27:03You know,
27:04actually I was going to
27:05ask him that
27:06but then I stopped
27:07because if something comes from here
27:08I'll get scared.
27:09No, no.
27:10Don't get scared of me.
27:11Kunam ji,
27:12I'm a big fan.
27:14Don't be scared.
27:15So,
27:16if you don't mind
27:17can he flirt with you?
27:19Go ahead, my brother.
27:20Okay.
27:21So, let me try.
27:23I'll recite a poem.
27:25What's the poem?
27:26Irshad.
27:27Irshad.
27:28That you're in my thoughts
27:30and my heart
27:31No.
27:32One second.
27:34Let's go with something good.
27:35You're in my thoughts.
27:36No, no.
27:37Sorry, sorry.
27:38You're in my browser history.
27:44Okay.
27:47In your memories
27:48I got lost somewhere.
27:51I slept on one leg.
28:01Okay, it's a good idea.
28:02Okay, let's go.
28:04In your thoughts
28:05I got lost somewhere.
28:06Why do you always
28:07start a poem
28:08in a different way?
28:09I just got an idea from you
28:10that I slept on one leg.
28:11Okay, okay.
28:12That's why.
28:13Okay.
28:14So,
28:15In your memories
28:17What was I saying?
28:20Okay, okay.
28:21In your thoughts
28:22I slept on one leg.
28:33In your thoughts
28:34I got lost somewhere.
28:36I got lost in your eyes
28:37and your dreams.
28:39And when I woke up
28:40from my sleep
28:41I felt like I was dead
28:42and came back to life.
28:44Wow.
28:47It's written here
28:48I love stand-up shows.
28:49So, who's your favourite
28:50stand-up comedian?
28:52Same Bhai Basi.
28:53You must know him.
29:04Very good.
29:06The way he turned
29:07his head like this.
29:11I wish I could
29:12do your leg too.
29:20So,
29:21have you seen
29:22any of our work?
29:24Same Bhai
29:25Poonam Pandey
29:28So,
29:29One second.
29:30What have you seen
29:31in my mind?
29:32Lock-up.
29:33Lock-up.
29:34Okay, lock-up.
29:35Thanks.
29:36I thought
29:37Hey!
29:39I fell asleep
29:40while watching it
29:41at night.
29:44Data pack
29:45got over by morning.
29:49So, a big round of applause
29:50for Ambar Sharma.
29:52Thank you so much.
29:56So, it's time to score
29:57Ambar Sharma Bhai.
29:59I have given you
30:009.5
30:04I've given you 8.
30:068.
30:07I really liked him.
30:08So, I'm giving him 9.
30:12Your attitude
30:13is too good.
30:1410.
30:16Amazing.
30:17I've also given
30:189.5
30:19You're too funny.
30:21And good rap also.
30:22Awesome.
30:23Thank you so much.
30:24So, that makes your average
30:259.
30:35Oh, man!
30:39Your average
30:40is always less.
30:44Thank you so much
30:45for joining Ambar Sharma Bhai.
30:46A big round of applause.
30:50What a guy!
30:51Alright, up next
30:52we have some poetry
30:53and jokes.
30:54A big round of applause
30:55for Raksha Tomar.
30:57Alright, guys.
30:58So, first I'll read
30:59a poem for you.
31:00I've written it on crush.
31:01Everyone can relate
31:02to this, I guess.
31:03Because
31:04whether you're in love
31:05or not, everyone
31:06has a crush on someone.
31:07So, I wrote
31:09Yes, I'm waiting
31:10for your message.
31:11I'm typing something
31:12again and again
31:13and deleting it.
31:14I'm looking for
31:15a chance to see you.
31:16Before talking to you
31:17I'm re-correcting
31:18my brain a hundred times.
31:20And yes,
31:21as soon as I say something
31:22I make a mistake.
31:23But
31:24with your compliments
31:25my face definitely
31:26shines.
31:27As soon as
31:28I take your name
31:29butterflies feel.
31:30When you're in front of me
31:31I have common sense.
31:32Should I talk to you
31:33or should I talk to you?
31:34For me, both are
31:35peaceful.
31:36One thing is for sure
31:37I'm very passionate
31:38about my feelings.
31:39Always
31:40I wanted to tell you
31:41a lot of things
31:42but I couldn't.
31:43But I wanted to
31:44be with you.
31:46I laugh at your name
31:47but I wanted to
31:48laugh with you.
31:49I wanted to experience
31:50those little things
31:51that make you happy.
31:53Yes,
31:54always
31:55I wanted to tell you
31:56a lot of things
31:57but I couldn't.
31:59Dear crush,
32:00I wanted to tell you
32:01a lot of things.
32:02I know that
32:03you became
32:04I like you over anything
32:05for me.
32:06But until
32:07I understood you
32:08you left.
32:09So this was
32:10about crush.
32:11But I wrote
32:12some jokes on time
32:13because
32:14at the end
32:15my main agenda
32:16was to meet
32:17time
32:18and I wrote
32:19these jokes
32:20for the first time
32:21in my life.
32:22I've never
32:23written anything
32:24in my life.
32:25Jokes,
32:26stand-up,
32:27anything.
32:28Poetry too.
32:29So,
32:30guess what?
32:32What would he write
32:33in his bio?
32:34He would write
32:35I am not an
32:36environmentalist
32:37but I believe
32:38in Go Green.
32:39By day,
32:40I am a stand-up comic
32:41and by night,
32:42I am an astronaut.
32:47And
32:48what would he write
32:49in his interest?
32:50According to me,
32:51he would write
32:52bowling and fingering.
32:55Bowling and fingering?
32:56Can you explain that a bit?
32:58Why would I write that?
32:59I think you like
33:00playing with your fingers
33:01and holes.
33:06Did we
33:07have a match?
33:12I don't know.
33:13Maybe we can match.
33:14Okay, what else?
33:15And what would he choose
33:16in his prompts?
33:17My best Sunday plan
33:18is 420
33:19with my 420s.
33:23And what would he write
33:24in his bio?
33:25I thought
33:26our first date
33:27could be
33:2869 with a
33:29glass of wine
33:30later doing 69.
33:34Bro, what a
33:35reputation you have.
33:37Bro, Sagar is loving
33:38this, by the way.
33:39Just to understand.
33:40Look at that face.
33:41Look at that face.
33:42He's going to
33:43cover the Olympics.
33:44Suddenly,
33:45it's like
33:46we have opened
33:47Poonam Pandey's DMs.
33:50Even I don't
33:51get such things
33:52in my DMs.
33:53Bro, it's a
33:54late entry.
33:55It's a shame.
33:56It's a late entry.
33:57The gourmet is not
33:58falling for me.
33:59That's why
34:00his board fell.
34:01That's great.
34:02Your score too.
34:06Okay, last but not
34:07least.
34:08No pen, no paper
34:09but you draw my
34:10attention.
34:11So, I have
34:12written 4 lines
34:13for you.
34:14If we shake
34:15hands,
34:16just don't
34:17cause a disaster.
34:18If we shake
34:19hands,
34:20just don't
34:21cause a disaster.
34:22If we hug
34:23slowly,
34:24just don't
34:25cause a revolt.
34:27I'm
34:28feeling
34:29molested.
34:34So, Raksha ji.
34:35Can you
34:36clap for
34:37Raksha ji?
34:41So, Raksha ji.
34:42Yes.
34:43The poem
34:44you wrote
34:45for your crush
34:46wasn't it me?
34:47No, no.
34:48I can't write
34:49after seeing you.
34:50Okay, I saw that.
34:52But why did you
34:53write that poem?
34:54So, basically
34:55I'm a writer
34:56who only
34:57imagines.
34:58Are you a writer too?
34:59I just write.
35:00It's not necessary
35:01that that thing
35:02is related to me.
35:03So, in my life
35:04I've never ever
35:05dated anyone.
35:06I've never been
35:07in a male interaction
35:08like in an intimate
35:09or in a
35:10situationship
35:11kind of scene.
35:12So, I just
35:13imagined it and
35:14wrote it.
35:15What's that?
35:16On the bumble?
35:17Yes.
35:19You're already
35:20married.
35:21I'm asking
35:22for you.
35:23Is this
35:24true?
35:25Yes, it is.
35:26Because he said
35:27that you've never
35:28dated anyone.
35:29Okay.
35:30I'm definitely
35:31on the bumble.
35:32But why didn't
35:33you date anyone?
35:34I don't know.
35:35I haven't found
35:36a guy like me yet.
35:37He sent poetry
35:38in the chat.
35:39No, no.
35:40You haven't found
35:41a guy like you?
35:42No.
35:43What's your type?
35:44And mostly
35:45I find people
35:46shorter than my height.
35:47I am that person.
35:48Even if I wear heels
35:49I want a guy
35:50taller than me.
35:51Yes, we have
35:52tall guys.
35:53I wrote jokes and poetry
35:54just for time
35:55because I didn't
35:56know about you.
35:59Cancel.
36:00Oh shit.
36:01Shit.
36:03I'll wear heels
36:04not heels today.
36:05I'll wear boots.
36:06Shit.
36:07Oops.
36:08Normally I get
36:09somebody's leftovers.
36:10Oh.
36:11But I am
36:12for his leftover
36:13I get.
36:14That's why
36:15you got cancelled.
36:16Shit.
36:17That's disgusting.
36:18No, but I am
36:19not your leftover.
36:20That's why
36:21it got cancelled.
36:23No, very sweet of you
36:24Raksha ji.
36:27It was fun.
36:29You also do
36:30martial arts.
36:31Yes, I am a national
36:32level martial artist.
36:33And you also
36:34molest.
36:35Absolutely.
36:36You are
36:37a dangerous
36:38combination.
36:39I will insult
36:40the guy
36:41and also save him.
36:43You are a crazy
36:44party animal also
36:45Raksha.
36:46Yes, a lot.
36:47I stay
36:487 days a week.
36:49You can find me
36:507 days partying.
36:51When the club is
36:52closed for 3 days
36:53on a dry day
36:54I do house parties
36:55and the rest of the
36:56day I am in the club.
36:57Do you do house parties
36:58a lot?
36:59A lot.
37:00When the clubs are
37:01closed.
37:02And the public
37:03comes a lot?
37:04I don't know about the
37:05public.
37:06But I go.
37:07Do people come
37:08to your house for
37:09house parties?
37:10I go to people's
37:11houses.
37:12I don't invite them
37:13to my house.
37:14So when they
37:15have to vacate
37:16the house
37:17do they make
37:18you do poetry
37:19or comedy?
37:21I am very rejected.
37:22Don't worry.
37:23I am not the
37:24rejection of
37:25Drew Hicks.
37:26If I say yes
37:27you will have
37:28to open the
37:29dictionary to
37:30see what it means.
37:31First see the
37:32meaning of
37:33stand-up and
37:34poetry.
37:35You can fight
37:36later.
37:37He is
37:38fighting.
37:39She is
37:40going to
37:41martial arts
37:42now.
37:43She will
37:44beat you.
37:45But Raksha
37:46what do you
37:47genuinely like
37:48about me?
37:49I have been
37:50watching you
37:51do stand-up
37:52comedy for
37:534 years.
37:54I am your
37:55fan.
37:56I am your
37:57fan.
37:58I am your
37:59fan.
38:00I am your
38:01fan.
38:02I am your
38:03fan.
38:04Stand up
38:05and stand up
38:06also.
38:07Which class
38:08are you in?
38:09By the way
38:10nice costume
38:11and shoes
38:12are looking
38:13amazing.
38:14I am so glad
38:15I have
38:16worn the
38:17perfect
38:18shirt for
38:19this.
38:20No
38:21sex.
38:22Only
38:23kisses.
38:24Only
38:25kisses.
38:26That
38:27to do
38:28myself only.
38:29It was
38:30fun
38:31to put
38:32someone
38:33in
38:34friend zone
38:35today.
38:36But
38:37he has
38:38written
38:39I want to
38:40meet
38:41every other
38:42person.
38:43But
38:44you are
38:45single
38:46still.
38:47Okay
38:48so I
38:49am that
38:50personality
38:51who communicates
38:52well.
38:53Everyone
38:54thinks
38:55they should
38:56meet this
38:57person.
38:58If they
38:59don't meet
39:00this person
39:01they won't
39:02meet the
39:03other person.
39:04Because
39:05I think
39:06I am the
39:07only one.
39:08So
39:09everyone
39:10thinks
39:11they should
39:12meet this
39:13person.
39:14But
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53:17I'll teach you all a lesson.
53:20So what are you going to do with this money?
53:22That's my e-commerce business.
53:25Give it back to the poor guy first.
53:28No, I don't want to give it back to him.
53:29I didn't even give it to him when I had it.
53:32It's all on my ego now.
53:35If it was on your ego, you should have given it back a thousand times.
53:37Why did you steal the money on your ego?
53:40He'll remember it.
53:41If I give it back, he'll forget it.
53:47Do you still talk to him?
53:49No, I don't.
53:50Why?
53:51I got a message once.
53:52What did it say?
53:53She was asking for money.
54:18Otherwise, who would have thought?
54:20Today, an IT professional who is earning a good package
54:24will sell a membership worth Rs. 60 for a printing engineering YouTube channel like Samay Raina.
54:29But I guess, life is unfair.