テレビ千鳥 2024年10月10日 この人にはトランクスはいていて欲しいんじゃ!!
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00:00Here we go, the TV Chidori!
00:07Is it Base Yoshimoto?
00:09That's too obvious.
00:10Nishia.
00:11I know, I know.
00:12You're Nishia right?
00:13Nah, I'm not.
00:15You're Oogiri.
00:16Nope.
00:17You're Chohatsu.
00:18Nope.
00:19Bokeh is fun.
00:20Nope.
00:20Wh-what is it?
00:21Yes?
00:22This.
00:22It's Trunks!
00:24Trunks!
00:26In the last Irimachi Quiz...
00:29Nishida-san, the trunks are as wide as an old man.
00:32Yes, yes, yes.
00:33The old man is flabby.
00:35The result is...
00:36No, no.
00:37It's coming.
00:38It's not what we expected.
00:41As expected, the trunks made a lot of noise.
00:44And so...
00:46The project we're doing this time is...
00:47I want this person to wear trunks.
00:52I want him to wear them.
00:53I want him to wear them.
00:54As expected, the entertainer who wears trunks has thick bones.
00:57That's right.
00:58But his image is...
00:59Unshakable.
01:00Unshakable.
01:01Unshakable.
01:02But I'm a shabazo who was swept away by boxer pants.
01:06In that sense, I'm a shabazo, too.
01:08In that sense, Hisschan and the others think we're cute.
01:12Is it okay?
01:14Today.
01:15Let's make a guess.
01:16I'm a gray monochrome.
01:18I think it's this.
01:21The same one.
01:22As it is.
01:24Let's see.
01:25Yes, please.
01:28It's the same.
01:30The color is different.
01:31This time, the color is different.
01:34The color of this is different.
01:35That's right.
01:36This is already...
01:37It's already finished because it has a mark.
01:40It's like a teapot.
01:42Look.
01:43The button here is already hit.
01:46It's like 501XX.
01:48That's right.
01:50Trunks of the minority in recent years.
01:53Call out the person you want to wear in your own image and check.
02:03Ebichidori.
02:07They are shooting the opening at the usual place.
02:12Good members.
02:14Good members.
02:15Good.
02:16Good.
02:18You three, take a pose.
02:20Take off your pants.
02:22Take off your pants.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:27There is one person.
02:28There is one person.
02:31Two people.
02:32YUMEMUTO.
02:35What is this?
02:36Okay.
02:38What is this?
02:39What is this?
02:41What is this?
02:42Please open it.
02:44Please open it.
02:46What kind of program is this?
02:48There are more people than I thought.
02:49I'm very happy.
02:50He was big.
02:52Tomoshige.
02:53Tomoshige was like this.
02:55He was like a surfer.
02:56He was like a swimsuit.
02:57He was like a swimsuit.
02:58I see.
02:59There are many people.
03:00That's why I have this today.
03:02That's why I have this today.
03:03That's why I have this today.
03:04Hey.
03:05Hey.
03:06Hey.
03:07Hey.
03:08Hey.
03:09Hey.
03:10Hey.
03:11Hey.
03:12Hey.
03:13Please move that.
03:14Please move that a little.
03:19SHINICHI.
03:20MATCHU URA PINK.
03:25There are many people.
03:27Remember this.
03:30On top of this...
03:32This is old.
03:38This is DABURU.
03:41Who is this?
03:42What are you doing?
03:45You came out of Okinawa yesterday.
03:48I'm fine.
03:49You're so slim.
03:51Both of you, take off your pants.
03:53Excuse me, I'll take off my pants.
03:58Oh, that's right.
04:00Wait a minute.
04:01It's the same.
04:03It's the same.
04:04This is double.
04:06This is double.
04:08Are you matching your pants?
04:11What?
04:12We're not.
04:13You're not matching.
04:14I'm getting a discount.
04:16I'm sorry.
04:17And you're wearing a woman's underwear.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:20You're wearing a woman's underwear.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:23I think I've been through a lot.
04:26Yes.
04:27I'm very weak.
04:32I feel sorry for you.
04:33This is the real face.
04:36This is not a trunks anymore.
04:40If you were wearing boxer pants, you would be very cheeky.
04:44I want him to wear trunks.
04:46Doesn't he look like a trunks?
04:48He looks like a trunks.
04:50He's so bald.
04:54What color are you wearing?
04:57I'm wearing light blue.
04:59Light blue.
05:01Even though they know each other's clothes, they don't know each other's underwear.
05:05What about Takano?
05:10Hello.
05:12Come here.
05:13You guys.
05:15Hello.
05:17Did you lose your hair this summer?
05:18No, I didn't.
05:20It was a little hot.
05:22I lost my hair in spring.
05:23You lost your hair in spring?
05:24I lost my hair in spring.
05:26I see.
05:27You guys are a duo.
05:28Yes.
05:29Why did you call me today?
05:30I want you to tell me a movie from the Showa era.
05:33What's your favorite movie?
05:35I like Kamata Koushinkyoku.
05:37I see.
05:39That's cool.
05:41I'm serious.
05:47Take off your pants.
05:49What?
05:51Wait a minute.
05:53Take off your clothes.
05:55Take off my pants?
05:57Take off your trunks.
05:59Wait a minute.
06:00Can I?
06:01Please.
06:02Take your time.
06:04How do I look?
06:06How do I look?
06:09I don't like it.
06:11I don't like it.
06:13You look like you're wearing underwear.
06:15I don't like it.
06:17How do I look?
06:19You don't look like you're wearing underwear.
06:21I don't like it.
06:22I'm scared.
06:24Kishi.
06:25Yes.
06:26Please.
06:27Kishi.
06:28How do I look?
06:29How do I look?
06:31Kishi.
06:32What?
06:33Kishi.
06:34Which one?
06:35Which one?
06:36Which one?
06:37Which one?
06:38Which one?
06:39Which one?
06:40It's big.
06:41What?
06:42It's big.
06:43It's big.
06:44Which one?
06:45It's big.
06:46What size is it?
06:47It's 4XL.
06:49It's the biggest.
06:51Kishi, what kind of pants are those?
06:53These are trunks made of soft material.
06:59What is it?
07:00It wasn't the Takano I thought it was.
07:04You know how you get pranked.
07:07You know how you get pranked.
07:10Which one is soft?
07:12This one.
07:15Let me show you.
07:17Why do I have to show you every time?
07:19Young people these days.
07:21Seriously.
07:23This is what a comedian's underwear looks like.
07:28You didn't tell me this.
07:30This is what a comedian's underwear looks like.
07:32You're so funny.
07:34Aren't I funny?
07:36What is it to be a girl?
07:38You're not.
07:39You're not.
07:40They don't do anything.
07:41Sex.
07:42They don't.
07:44They don't.
07:47I'm disappointed.
07:49It's like I didn't get your expectations.
07:51I'm disappointed.
07:52Why are you acting like this with just one underwear?
07:55Why are you saying that with such a loud voice?
07:58Why are you making a sound like a soldier?
08:02Why are you saying that with just one pair of pants?!
08:06Then, please go home.
08:08What is this job?!
08:11I'm not asking you to go home after taking off your pants!
08:18The second target is...
08:20Ta-da!
08:22Komiya!
08:23Komiya also has the image of Trunks.
08:26It looks good on him to have thin legs like Trunks.
08:31He doesn't look like Maseki.
08:35Uchimura-san has the image of Trunks.
08:40Degawa-san.
08:43Hey, which one?
08:46Zazui!
08:47Zazui!
08:49Zazui!
08:50Zazui!
08:51Zazui!
08:53Zazui-san is big.
08:55What is under that?
08:57Let me see.
09:00This is a panty.
09:04This is a panty, not a Trunks.
09:07I'm sorry, Zazui.
09:08There is a strong one in front of Komiya.
09:12He is weak every time.
09:14He is amazing today.
09:16He is eating a lot today.
09:21I want him to wear Trunks.
09:24What about Komiya's panties?
09:29He is here.
09:30He is here.
09:31He is here.
09:32He is here.
09:33That's good.
09:35Hey, hey!
09:38I don't have enough.
09:39I don't have enough.
09:40I'm tired.
09:42You look like Makore and Kalkin.
09:44You are so white and you are wearing Trunks.
09:46You are so white and you are wearing Trunks.
09:47You are so white and you are wearing Trunks.
09:48I'm Kalkin.
09:50How have you been?
09:51I'm good.
09:52I'm good.
09:54Komiya.
09:56Take off your panties.
10:02I saw this in the summer of junior high school.
10:05No, no, no.
10:09What do you mean?
10:10Take off your panties slowly.
10:11What should I do?
10:12The ace of Maseki will be decided by this.
10:14Slowly.
10:15How is it?
10:17Which one?
10:20Which one?
10:22Do you wear this a lot recently?
10:24Which one?
10:26What are these panties?
10:27These are Uniqlo's Trunks.
10:30Trunks!
10:32That's good.
10:33Trunks!
10:35You are the ace of Maseki.
10:40That's good.
10:41Take a break.
10:42We are a duo.
10:44I don't think we should take a break.
10:47How about a break?
10:50I knew it.
10:51What is this?
10:54Are you British?
10:56Are you British?
10:58Anyway.
10:59Anyway, you are British.
11:02However,
11:03I'm a real entertainer.
11:06Do you see the panties of a real entertainer?
11:08Private panties.
11:09I'm a real entertainer.
11:10Like this.
11:12Like this.
11:15This is how pathetic I am.
11:19I'm a real entertainer.
11:21I'm going to change my panties.
11:24I'm going to change my panties to a bigger one.
11:28That's good.
11:29I want more.
11:32I'm going to change my panties to this one.
11:34So, he changes his panties to Trunks.
11:38Go ahead.
11:39May I?
11:40Go ahead.
11:41That's good.
11:42That's good.
11:43That's good.
11:44That's good.
11:46It's heavy.
11:48I'm serious.
11:49That's good.
11:50I feel like I'm in a comic book.
11:54It's an image color.
11:57That's good.
11:58I feel like I'm in the UK.
11:59I knew it.
12:01I feel like I'm on a beach in the UK.
12:04I feel like I'm on a beach in the UK.
12:06That's good.
12:12Go ahead.
12:13Go ahead.
12:15I feel like I'm in Trunks when I run away.
12:17I feel like I'm in Maotaro when I run away.
12:19I feel like I'm in Maotaro when I run away.
12:20I feel like I'm in Maotaro when I run away.
12:21He's a comedian.
12:23That's good.
12:24The next target is...
12:27He is our senior.
12:28Our senior?
12:29Yes, it's him.
12:31It's Udo.
12:33I'm happy.
12:34I want him to be in Trunks.
12:36It's Trunks.
12:38He is 54 years old.
12:40He is 10 years older than me.
12:41He is the generation of Trunks.
12:43He is older than Nishida.
12:44He is the generation of Trunks.
12:45Yes.
12:46Udo seems like a very suspicious person.
12:49He suddenly said something about a movie.
12:54It will be a prank.
12:55This is a program that introduces rice.
12:58What is that?
12:59Udo's hometown is...
13:01Yamagata.
13:02Yamagata.
13:03It's a program to introduce rice from Yamagata.
13:05So I am here to introduce rice from Yamagata.
13:10Is Udo Suzuki a Trunks?
13:14Oh, I got it! It's frozen!
13:18What?
13:19Special... Special thanks!
13:24Special thanks!
13:27Is it your hand?
13:28You have a lot of pockets.
13:31What are you talking about?
13:32You should have a bag.
13:34I've had pocket biscuits for a long time.
13:37Oh, good.
13:38He dropped it.
13:40He dropped it.
13:41Pocket biscuits.
13:42What's that?
13:43Your notebook.
13:44Can I look at your notebook?
13:45No, no, no!
13:46What?
13:47No, no, no.
13:48No, no, no.
13:49Why not?
13:50Mr. Udo, you shouldn't say that.
13:53Is it a joke?
13:54No, no, no.
13:56No, but...
13:58Stop it.
13:59But...
14:00There's a title.
14:01Just the title.
14:02Just the title.
14:03Just the title, Mr. Udo.
14:04Just the title.
14:05Just the title.
14:06Just the title.
14:07I don't understand.
14:08I don't understand.
14:09I don't look inside.
14:10Just the title.
14:11Just the title.
14:12No, no, no, no.
14:13Just the title.
14:14Just the title.
14:15Just the title.
14:16Just the title, just the title.
14:17Just the title...
14:18Exception.
14:19What does that mean?
14:22You're scary.
14:26I don't do it.
14:27It means something.
14:32It's a small letter.
14:35Something expected to be...
14:38It's a good thing.
14:39This is what they wrote in the book.
14:41There's so much written in there!
14:43Wait, but today, um...
14:45Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice!
14:47What they wrote is about rice!
14:49Oh, today is that day.
14:51Today, they said they would introduce Yamagata's rice.
14:55Yes, yes, yes!
14:56Why are you doing that!?
14:58This is crazy!
15:00Wow, it's really true.
15:03The rice budget...
15:05Wow, that's amazing.
15:07It's for the sake of this show.
15:09It's not for the sake of this show.
15:11What?!
15:13Hey!
15:15That's not fair!
15:17That's not fair!
15:19That's not fair!
15:21That's not fair!
15:23That's not fair!
15:25That's not fair!
15:27What kind of rice is it?
15:29The grains are firm,
15:31the grains are firm,
15:33and the more you chew,
15:35the more you chew, the more you taste.
15:41Wow, you're amazing.
15:43Wow, you're amazing.
15:45Can I take my pants off?
15:47The pants?!
15:49That's not fair!
15:51Why?!
15:53That's not fair!
15:55That's not fair!
15:57The pants!
15:59That's not fair!
16:01Can you take your pants off?
16:03PANTS?!
16:05That's so embarrassing!
16:07What? No way!
16:09PANTS?!
16:11I don't think I'll take my pants off!
16:13You don't think so, right?
16:15Are you really going to take them off?
16:17Yes, I am.
16:19It's a show where you take your pants off.
16:21A show where you take your pants off?!
16:23What is that?!
16:25It's started!
16:27A show where you take your pants off!
16:29It's started!
16:31I'm going to take them off!
16:33I'm going to take them off!
16:35I'm going to take them off!
16:37I'm really praying for you.
16:39Can you take your pants off?
16:41WHAT?!
16:43Really?!
16:45I'm going to take them off!
16:47I'm going to take them off!
16:49I'm going to take them off!
16:51That's amazing.
16:53You don't look like you're going to take them off.
16:55Seriously.
16:57That's amazing.
16:59This is a machine!
17:03That's scary.
17:05I'm going to cry.
17:07Please take your time.
17:09Take your time.
17:11I'm going to take my time.
17:13I'm going to take my time.
17:15I'm going to take my time.
17:17I wonder if he's standing.
17:19He's standing still.
17:21Wait a minute.
17:23Give me a minute.
17:25Wait a minute.
17:27I'm going to do it.
17:29I'm not going to betray my expectations.
17:31You don't want to?
17:33I'm happy more than any woman's underwear.
17:35I'm happy.
17:37I'm nervous.
17:39Which one?
17:41Please take them off.
17:45It came off!
17:47No complaints!
17:49No complaints!
17:51Thank you!
17:53I've never been applauded like this in my life.
17:59Cute pattern.
18:01It's a flower.
18:03I like Paul Smith.
18:05I always wear Paul Smith's underwear.
18:09It's a suit.
18:11That's a suit.
18:13It's a big size.
18:15It's a big size.
18:17It's a suit.
18:19Young comedians have a lot of boxer pants.
18:30How do you live your life?
18:32Mr. Udo.
18:34How do you live your life?
18:36It's a different level.
18:38Interesting comedians
18:41can't wear underwear.
18:43Big mouth.
18:45Big mouth.
18:48Why are you listening now?
18:50Are you listening with your throat?
18:53Cool, Nishitaku.
18:55Are you listening with your throat?
18:57In front of Senpai.
18:59Senpai, please look at him.
19:01I'm like this.
19:03Amazing.
19:05Nishitaku is amazing.
19:07Nishitaku's pure spirit appears from the bottom.
19:11It's amazing.
19:13I'm scared.
19:15I'm scared.
19:17I'm scared.
19:21He's squirming.
19:23It's the same as squirming.
19:25It's easy to squirm.
19:27That's a comedian.
19:29That's a comedian.
19:31The last target is...
19:33This person.
19:35That's enough.
19:37That's enough.
19:39The last target is...
19:41The last target is...
19:43The last target is...
19:45This person.
19:47Why?
19:49Because...
19:51I want to see this face.
19:53This manly face.
19:55I want to see this manly face.
19:57I want to see this manly face.
19:59He's 73 years old.
20:01He's 73 years old.
20:03Trunks or Boxer Pants.
20:05He's 73 years old.
20:07He's very handsome.
20:09He is definitely Trunks.
20:11He is definitely Trunks.
20:13He is definitely Trunks.
20:15He may wear white briefs.
20:17He may wear white briefs.
20:19He is definitely white briefs.
20:21He's coming.
20:23He's coming.
20:25He's coming.
20:33From a distance.
20:35Look at his face, he looks like he's from far away.
20:39He's so stylish.
20:41Hello.
20:42Hello.
20:47I went to a beauty salon yesterday for today.
20:51That's true.
20:53It's beautiful.
20:54Right?
20:55It's beautiful.
20:56This is it.
20:57This is it.
20:58Can you take off your pants?
21:01He took off his bag.
21:04He looks like Chaplin.
21:06He looks like Chaplin.
21:08I knew it.
21:10Can you take off your pants?
21:12Here?
21:13I'm sorry.
21:14I know you're asking me to do weird things.
21:16I've never done that.
21:17I'm sorry.
21:18Can you take off your pants?
21:19Wow!
21:20Can I see the front?
21:22It looks amazing.
21:23What is that?
21:24School swimsuit.
21:26Is that a school swimsuit?
21:29You're a pervert!
21:31I don't have that.
21:33I can't show you.
21:35It looks like a car.
21:37I've been wearing this for a long time.
21:39What do you think?
21:40Isn't that a trunks?
21:41Wow!
21:42It's a boxer pants.
21:44That's right.
21:45You didn't draw anything.
21:47It's smooth.
21:49It's Captain America.
21:51It's Captain America.
21:53Only this part is Captain America.
21:55I'm disappointed.
21:57What?
21:58I'm disappointed.
22:00The number of trunks is decreasing.
22:02Everyone is wearing boxer pants.
22:04Trunks are loose.
22:06Can I see it?
22:08It looks like this.
22:10It's funny.
22:11It's funny no matter how many times I see it.
22:13Every time I see it.
22:15I came here to show my pants.
22:17Okay.
22:18Thank you very much.
22:21What is this?
22:23That's all.
22:25Thank you very much.
22:27I'm sorry.
22:28Thank you very much.
22:30Thank you very much.
22:31Thank you very much.
22:32Thank you very much.
22:34He had a good face.
22:36As a result, 5 out of 15 people were wearing trunks.
22:42I can't wear half of it.
22:44That's right.
22:45I still have a long way to go.
22:48That's enough.
22:49Seriously.
22:51The next TV show is Akino Rinkan Gakkou.
22:55Enjoy hiking and barbecuing in nature.
22:59Please watch it.
23:01The past broadcasts are broadcast on ERASA.
23:05I got it.
23:07What?
23:09I got it.