SAMAY RAINA JOKES COMPILATION
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00:00Gamer Bhai, are you having fun or not?
00:02Yes, I'm having a lot of fun.
00:04Are you having fun or am I the one who's tired?
00:06That's what my dad used to say to my mom.
00:08What did I just say?
00:14Samay, what happens to you in your head?
00:16My tongue slips.
00:18I don't think it's the mind that is slipping.
00:20It's not the tongue.
00:22Sorry.
00:24Don't you want to touch?
00:26Do you have extra money to touch?
00:28I don't know. My masseuse charges Rs. 2000.
00:32And before leaving,
00:34Thank you so much guys.
00:36All my rapper friends, you guys are damn talented.
00:38And if anyone feels bad about my jokes,
00:40Just listen to it first.
00:42So please,
00:44Dismiss me and it's your loss.
00:46Don't abuse me.
00:48I'm coming up.
00:50But if anyone feels bad,
00:52I've put a feedback form up there.
00:54Whatever you feel bad about,
00:56Just fold it and put it in your a**.
00:58Bye bye.
01:00Take care. Enjoy the rest of the night.
01:02I never get full.
01:04You should eat more.
01:06We'll order.
01:08Food is like clothes.
01:10I like 60% off.
01:14How many times did you watch the Raftaar clip?
01:16You know what the biggest problem is?
01:18My grandpa watched that clip.
01:20Raftaar, are your grandparents alive?
01:22My grandpa died in his sleep.
01:26He cries better.
01:28No, he was the one who called out.
01:30We were asleep.
01:32So your grandpa is there?
01:34Yeah bro, that's just a joke that I do.
01:36It was a joke?
01:38My grandpa watched the clip.
01:40What was his reaction?
01:42I haven't spoken to him for a long time.
01:46I think I haven't spoken to him for 2 years.
01:48I haven't spoken to him.
01:50Okay.
01:56My school friend called me
01:58and said that my grandma passed away.
02:00And what I said was
02:02let's talk about this.
02:04And we never spoke again.
02:06It's like that bad.
02:08Okay, I'll just add on.
02:12I just want to digest that.
02:14I just want to digest that.
02:16Should I show you a crazy hack?
02:18It's closed.
02:20Hold it like this.
02:22I'll get up.
02:24If we hit it hard, it'll open.
02:263, 2, 1.
02:30Time is up in the chat.
02:32Cheers.
02:34It's a straw holder, that's the hack.
02:36And this is a, what would you call your hack?
02:38This is a fist.
02:40This is how to open the can using a fist.
02:42But this is real, it's physics.
02:44If you press this,
02:46the air inside becomes like a rock.
02:48It's a vacuum.
02:50If I was a vacuum,
02:52now there's a vacuum inside.
02:54I sucked all the air out of it.
02:56I'll try too.
02:58You're good at this.
03:00You can make a jawline with this.
03:02My girlfriend hasn't got it yet.
03:04Do you get it?
03:06Do you get it?
03:08Let's do a half an hour tour.
03:10What's the name of the show?
03:12What's the name of the show?
03:14Mumme?
03:16Let's name the show Mumme.
03:18Munawar Prasad and Mumme.
03:20Mumme.
03:24We'll have to keep it expensive.
03:28They won't give us Mumme.
03:30They will.
03:32They won't take it.
03:34Are you stupid?
03:36Let's name the show Mumme.
03:38Or we'll keep a special ticket.
03:40We'll give happiness.
03:42We'll give happiness on everyone's face.
03:46We'll give that.
03:48The more I stream,
03:50the more numbers I get,
03:52the more brand value I get.
03:54If you look at it,
03:56I think I get money from people like me.
03:58Before the pandemic,
04:00there was no chess and no YouTube.
04:02The pandemic changed my life.
04:04I enjoyed the pandemic.
04:06There's nothing to say.
04:08I'll wait for the next wave.
04:12Sir, can I get that?
04:14Abdomen guard?
04:16Yes.
04:18Will it fit?
04:20All size?
04:22Men's size.
04:24Men's size is different.
04:26Abdomen size is the same.
04:28Will it get smaller?
04:32It can get smaller.
04:34You know it.
04:36Will it fit?
04:38Look at this.
04:42We can use it for work.
04:44Is this Samay's laptop?
04:46Yes.
04:48I don't trust your laptop.
04:50It's working.
04:52The keyboard keys are stuck.
04:54Please keep it down.
04:56I'm not touching it.
04:58I'll clean it.
05:00The real models are like
05:02Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, Heidi Klum,
05:04Karla Bruni.
05:08It's all written in history.
05:10Lana Rhodes, Dillian Harper,
05:12Mia Khalifa.
05:14Guys, second dish.
05:16I come from two India's.
05:18One India that watches these models.
05:20Another India that watches these models.
05:24What's this?
05:26I knew you'd take the right.
05:28But you have to go left.
05:30There's a jail on the left.
05:32Can you see it?
05:34Let's go right.
05:42There's a jail on the right too.
05:48In the end, everyone will get this.
05:50There's no use of going left or right.
05:54My expenses are different.
05:56Girlfriend's expenses are different.
05:58You have to give a gift to your girlfriend.
06:00One note is enough.
06:02Is she your girlfriend?
06:06I don't know.
06:08What was the last gift you gave her?
06:10I gave her a big gift.
06:12Car? Bike?
06:14Reverse cowgirl.
06:16You had to pay for it.
06:20I have Rs. 3000 left.
06:22You have Rs. 6000 left.
06:2415% is left.
06:26Rs. 6000.
06:56Oh wow.
07:02I might have to delete my stream now.
07:04I had a friend who was on a wheelchair.
07:06Pranav.
07:08Our school's washroom was on the first floor.
07:12We couldn't take him because
07:14there was no triangle there.
07:16So we had to pick him up.
07:18Sometimes he used to take a bottle of Mountain Dew
07:20and pee in it.
07:22He was a great guy.
07:24He was on a wheelchair but he was a great guy.
07:26He used to tell his friends to drink Mountain Dew.
07:32He was a great guy but he was on a wheelchair.
07:36Usually when you see someone on a wheelchair
07:38you respect them.
07:40But he was a great guy.
07:42He was a great guy on wheels.
07:54You