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00:00I just need a wig for this.
00:01You'll get a wig like this only.
00:03Oh, you'll get the whole thing?
00:04What will I do with the whole thing? She's my girlfriend.
00:05Ma'am, the shop is open. Ma'am, please, please.
00:12Very good.
00:14Is it good?
00:15Don't laugh at this, ma'am.
00:17You're laughing at me.
00:18Okay.
00:19Give me this.
00:21Time.
00:23Number?
00:24You tell me first.
00:26Oh, for this?
00:27Okay, okay.
00:28I'll give it to you.
00:28Sameer Bhai, what have you got?
00:32Sameer Bhai! Sameer Bhai!
00:36So, my beer-fruit combination is very simple.
00:38You have to give me a glass of water.
00:40Put chips in it.
00:44There's a bottle of beer, but there's an edge in it.
00:47This water...
00:50...is for me.
00:58May I help you? Yes.
01:00Sir, how do you make a girlfriend?
01:02I don't have one, so I'll tell you how.
01:04Oh, really?
01:04You've never made one?
01:06I've never given it a chance.
01:08Oh, man.
01:09I've got a beard because of this.
01:11Oh, really?
01:12I have to get married.
01:14I'm going to get married.
01:15So, you're going to get married?
01:17I have to get married if I don't have a girlfriend.
01:20Oh, you're married?
01:21Oh, man.
01:22So, if you could give advice to our generation about how to get married.
01:27Look, if you have food at home...
01:29...then get married.
01:31You've made our relationship into a zomato.
01:34If Diler Mehndi was cuter...
01:36Cuter, cuter.
01:38If Baba Sehgal was younger...
01:40...and had hair...
01:42Love you, brother.
01:43Love you, my brother.
01:44Why do you keep saying, I love you, brother?
01:46Love you.
01:47He's a very smart guy.
01:49If Momo had a face...
01:53That too, red.
01:56Cameraman, you're new at this.
01:58Shoot with me.
01:59Anything can happen.
02:03I was testing if you were shooting or not.
02:05Anything can happen.
02:07Keep shooting.
02:09Run.
02:11I can't find water.
02:13Can you do it with this?
02:15Should I wash my face with coke?
02:17Water, water, water.
02:19Water, water.
02:21Did you have water?
02:23Did you have water?
02:39It's on his face.
02:41It's on my face?
02:43What's on my face?
02:45It's on my face?
02:47You know why?
02:49It's because of the printing.
02:51Brother.
02:53Oh my God.
02:55Who is this?
02:57Don't go down.
02:59Look at this, guys.
03:01There's a stain.
03:03But on top, it's a chanter.
03:05This is the wetsuit I'm going to wear.
03:07This is how it looks.
03:09I'll show you how it looks when I come back.
03:13Why are you laughing?
03:15Today's OOTD.
03:17It's like this.
03:19And the waist is like this.
03:21Show me.
03:23Look at this.
03:25Nice.
03:27This is the belly button.
03:29It's very funny.
03:31Don't shame your body.
03:33Don't shame your body.
03:35You're eating only when he's shaming me.
03:37Brother, what is this?
03:39Who bought this?
03:41Sportswear.
03:43Give me, Anshu.
03:45Listen, my son is ready.
03:47Thanks, son.
03:51Not one, but two.
03:57If one is ready,
03:59wear the other.
04:03I'm feeling good, finally.
04:05Chess.
04:07Now guess who it is.
04:09Hey, you.
04:11What is this?
04:13It was very deserving.
04:15What else?
04:17Sameer, it's your gift.
04:19It was very deserving.
04:21What is it?
04:23What is it?
04:25It's for girls.
04:27You were buying it for me.
04:29You were buying it for me.
04:31You're a mortal, brother.
04:33It's very good.
04:35Brother, this is it.
04:37Look at this.
04:39Wait a minute.
04:47Show it to the camera.
04:49It's a picture book.
04:51Brother, it's for girls.
04:55Brother, it's for glasses.
04:57Look at this.
04:59It's karma.
05:01Karma.
05:03He's right.
05:05It's very good.
05:09What is this?
05:11It's for drawing.
05:13Open it.
05:15If I break it, it won't be a problem.
05:17You're wasting time.
05:19There's more.
05:21The main thing is the suitcase.
05:23This suitcase is also a gift.
05:25Is there a story behind it?
05:27No, the story is simple.
05:29You should come to Pune to meet me.
05:31Forget about the gift.
05:35What's the challenge?
05:37This one.
05:39It doesn't fit.
05:41We'll see later.
05:43This one looks good.
05:45Who will cook food at home?
05:47Ramji, make roti today.
05:49Ramji, give me some flour.
05:51Why flour?
05:53Don't make roti, give me water.
05:55Give me 100 rupees.
05:57Who are you?
05:59I don't take pictures of everyone.
06:01My name is Sadhu.
06:03What's the name of your YouTube channel?
06:05Let's go.
06:11Did you see the mirror?
06:17Sorry.
06:23Make some noise for the panel.
06:27We have Kim Kardashian from Kurla.
06:29Urfi, how are you feeling today?
06:31I was feeling good before this.
06:33Sorry.
06:35Thank you so much for taking out time and joining us.
06:37Then we have Ashish Sohangi.
06:39Make some noise for Ashish Sohangi.
06:41Ashish, how are you feeling?
06:43Coming to a show where
06:45no punchline is censored.
06:51Also guys, Krishna couldn't come today.
06:53So I did what all the producers do
06:55when a talented driver
06:57throws his bag out.
06:59Yashraj is here, guys.
07:01Make some noise.
07:03There's a scene in the office
07:05where everyone vomits at the same time.
07:07Because Pam is pregnant.
07:09She eats something.
07:11One person vomits,
07:13then the second,
07:15then the third,
07:17and everyone starts vomiting.
07:19That's how the podcasting started in India.
07:21What's up?
07:23What's up?
07:25We haven't started yet.
07:27Wanted to gift to grandparent.
07:29Grandparent is going to die.
07:33Guys, we'll distribute the money.
07:35We'll talk first.
07:37Rafta, is your grandparent alive?
07:41My grandpa died in his sleep.
07:45That's better, bro.
07:47No, he made the noise.
07:49Hey, bro.
07:53We want to buy
07:55an AI app
07:57that can block us.
08:01Take out a technology
08:03that can stop these idiots
08:05from saying anything.
08:07As soon as someone talks nonsense,
08:09the person wearing the badge gets blocked.