RAP WRITING • SAMAY RAINA • MUNAWAR FARUQUI
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00:00Let's write a rap together.
00:02We never know how it will turn out, but let's figure out.
00:05Bill hai saath lakh par...
00:07Bhai, Munawar join karega? Krishna verse likh rahe hai bhai.
00:10Main dekh raha hu kab se. Abhi aapne toh gaya tha, abhi utha toh main dekh raha tha.
00:14Arre bhai, crazy rap likh raha hai. Yeh dekha, abhi kitna likha hai sunega tu?
00:18Diet chale, abse meri diet chale. Pant mere liye Amazon pe sare tight bane.
00:22Cycle hai par kabhi na try kare.
00:24Pet aage jisse learn gayab, choti meri height lage.
00:26Grill pe mujhe aaj raat, burger mile 7-8.
00:28Khaun ek bite mein, wo bhi mujhe light lage.
00:30Dekha, ab wo likhna hai.
00:32Mile yahan naag, par dil hai aaj saab.
00:34Far kil hai baar daad, mera skill hai shandaar.
00:36Yeh tune likha hai?
00:38Abhi yeh original hai na yaar.
00:40Haan, haan, wahi toh.
00:42Bill hai saath lakh, sari plate hai jao chaat.
00:44Ya phir khata peeta khaan daan. Shandaar ko khaan daan kar se.
00:49Khata peeta khaan daan. Haan, yeh badi hai.
00:52Haan, khaan daan kar se.
00:54Khata peeta khaan daan.
00:56Bill hai saath lakh, sari plate hai jao chaat.
00:58Chile aaj raat, bill hai saath lakh.
01:00Sari plate hai jao chaat.
01:02Khata peeta khaan daan. Yeh badi hai.
01:04Pandav ko paan ab kar sakte kya?
01:06Paan ab.
01:08Paan ab.
01:10Paan ab.
01:12Yeh aata kaat.
01:14Ab paan ab.
01:16Chal, khate paan ab.
01:18Jaanwar, jaanwar pe jaana hai.
01:20Jaanwar.
01:22Teh ganda vada raha hai mere ko.
01:24Chaand se na.
01:28Arre bhai, kya janta hai teri bhai.
01:30Kya phat phat daal raha hai.
01:32Bhai, karenge hai. Ek verse se hi likhna hai.
01:34Zara nahi likhna hai.
01:36Mirchi hi kar sakte hai. Chadu mein.
01:38Chaand.
01:40Chadu mein chaand.
01:42Chadu mein.
01:44Tu bhi wahi soch raha hai kya?
01:46Haan bhai,
01:48main bhi wahi soch raha hai.
01:50Saand.
01:52Saand. Saand. Saand.
01:54Main bhi saand hi soch raha hai.
01:56Chadu mein saand.
01:58Ladoo mein.
02:00Ladoo mein.
02:02Ladoo mein.
02:04Ladoo kya hai?
02:06Ladoo mein bhaang.
02:08Ladoo mein bhaang.
02:10Ladoo mein bhaang.
02:12Ab bhaang wale ladoo famous hai.
02:14Hai kya?
02:16Ek tu foodie hai.
02:18But nasheri bhi toh hai na.
02:20Ladoo mein
02:22bhaang wale ki gaand ab ka liye.
02:24Ye bhi sahi hai bhai. Chalo done hai ye.
02:26Bhai, ek banda ne
02:28muscle diya hai.
02:34Kya Nikhil ka?
02:36Reference hai bhai. Usne cheating kari thi na.
02:38Apne ko reference bhi chahiye.
02:40Haan.
02:44Ye bhi sahi hai bhai.
02:46Main sahi hai. Daanab ki jaha kuch aur soch.
02:48Toh doon apne vazan se.
02:50Khaiye cheese lagoo mein stand up.
02:52Toh doon mein naan ab.
02:54Toh doon mein naan ab.
02:56Khao mein jaanwar ab.
02:58Bane kyu jaanwar sab.
03:00Khao mein jaanwar sab.
03:02Khao mein jaanwar sab bhai.
03:04Khao mein jaanwar sab.
03:06Bane kyu munawar.
03:08Jao kyu jail ab.
03:12Har beat pe kila bana marzi se.
03:14Har cheat day cheater bana sabzi se.
03:16Har cheat day cheater bana sabzi se.
03:18Har cheat day cheater bana sabzi se.
03:20Sab bhi mere barfi se.
03:22Aur cubs hai mujhe barfi se.
03:24Nahi nahi cubs nahi.
03:26Kha raha tu sab kha raha hai bro barfi.
03:28Main kha kha kahi cubs ho gaye na bhai.
03:30Aur cubs hai mujhe barfi se.
03:32Cold mera coke.
03:34Aur cubs hai mujhe barfi ke.
03:36Cold mera coke.
03:38Bhai sabji se ki jagah
03:40upar cubsi se kar de kya bhai.
03:42Har cheat day cheater bana sabji se ki jagah
03:44Kabji se kar de kuch tarah ki.
03:46Har khada meet main
03:48mal jaunga kabji se.
03:50Kabji? Kabji kya hota hai?
03:52Kabji hoti hai na bhai constipation.
03:54Cubs hota hai na?
03:56Kabji bolte hai bhai.
03:58Kashmir mein toh hum log.
04:00Aise cutely bolte hai na.
04:02Tatti hoti hai aise kabji hoti hai.
04:04Toh firme tere ko gujrati reference deke gaana likwa sakto.
04:06Cold mera coke aur
04:08cubs bhi mere barfi le.
04:10Cubs mere patri le
04:12kaha raha hai.
04:16Coke mera float aur
04:18Aise reference de raha hai.
04:20Un logon ko kya cubs hota hai toh
04:22aise kabji hoti hai.
04:24Sunna sunna.
04:26Coke mera cold. Kidney me mere
04:28patri hai.
04:30Coke mera
04:32coke aur kidney me patri hai.
04:34Ye bhi sahi hai.
04:36Aur kidney me
04:38kidney me patri sabji mere.
04:40Toh coke se coke ko kuch kar
04:42aur dek
04:44Coke se na matlab kuch
04:46moot ne se kahi pe daar.
04:48Moot mera laal kyunki
04:50kidney me patri hai kya?
04:52Cold mera coke.
04:54Cold mera moot kyunki kidney me patri hai.
04:56Cold mera coke.
04:58Moot hoon.
05:00Jaise kidney me patri hai.
05:04Cold mera coke.
05:06Cold mera coke.
05:08Kyunki kidney me patri hai.
05:10Ye kya hai bhai?
05:12Cold mera coke kyunki kidney me patri hai.
05:14Cold mera float
05:16sabji mere.
05:18Patri me insaan bohot paani pene doctor bolta hai
05:20aur mootne me hi nikal diyo.
05:22Kidney me patri hai.
05:24Hold mera coke.
05:26Kidney me patri hai.
05:32Cold mera coke.
05:34Kidney me patri hai.
05:36Shabbir se nahi aa raha hai.
05:40Har cheat day cheater bana sabji se.
05:42Cold mera coke aur kidney me patri hai.
05:44Funny hume lag raha hai kyunki
05:46ekdum random hai bhai aur unka sense nahi ban raha hai.
05:48Coke mera cold mera.
05:50Sense ki baat kar raha hai.
05:52Tu upar ki line padhega chara.
05:54Phir bhi kuch toh meaning toh tha na bhai.
05:56Sense banega toh bakchod nahi lagega.
05:58Cold mera coke aur kidney me patri hai.
06:00Cold mera coke aur kidney me patri hai.
06:02Cold mera coke aur kidney me patri hai.
06:04Bhai beat pe must lagega na.
06:06Crazy lagega bhai.
06:08Hit them with the fart.
06:10Hit them with the fart.
06:12Hit them with the fart.
06:14It's there bro.
06:16I'll chill them with the kalam
06:18when I hit them with my fart.
06:20I'll chill them with the kalam
06:22when I hit them with the fart.
06:24Crazy.
06:26Kisne likha tha yeh?
06:28Ekne likha I'm developing my abdomen
06:30ha ha ha
06:32ha ha ha
06:34ha ha ha
06:36much better.
06:38I'm developing my abdomen
06:40and it is just a start.
06:42Yeh sahi hai best hai yeh bhai.
06:44Wad wad bhai
06:46jo rapper aata hai toh bolta bhi nahi
06:48yeh sashiro aata hai.
06:50Developing abdomen
06:52Developing abdomen
06:54and it is just a
06:56Developing abdomen
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