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00:00Oh.
00:02Oh.
00:04Oh, so nice.
00:06What's he saying?
00:07He's saying, give him some money.
00:13What's this, sister? You're too much.
00:14You're so old and you still didn't understand?
00:19He isn't asking for money, he's asking for food.
00:25You both don't understand him, that's why he married me.
00:29I mean to say, it's simple.
00:32All three of you, get up from the sofa.
00:36Get up.
00:43I will go home and tell all three of you.
00:46Why will you go home and tell all three of them?
00:49Why don't you tell them here?
00:50Why are you getting angry on us?
00:59Go and call your translator.
01:20How are you, Chhote? Is everything okay?
01:30Live long and keep drinking with a glass on your head.
01:38Jai, how come you are here?
01:40And where is their translator?
01:42The translator has gone to hell.
01:51The translator has gone to hell.
01:53You tell me, Mr. Riddhima.
01:56Does a younger brother need someone else to understand
01:59when his elder brother is around?
02:01No. Not at all.
02:02You are elder to me. You will understand.
02:04Yes.
02:05I am here. I am here, Chhote. I am here.
02:16What is he saying?
02:21You are elder to him. He should bow down to you.
02:24You are elder to him.
02:25Yes. That's what he is saying.
02:29But why will I bow down to you?
02:33He is saying that he will bow down to you.
02:37No. But your place is not here.
02:39Your place is here.
02:43Here.
02:43I mean, behind. Behind.
02:45Behind.
02:46On duty.
02:47It's on that side. I am saying that you should go there.
02:49I am saying that you should go there.
02:51Okay.
02:52Sister-in-law, one. Sister-in-law, two.
02:54Sister-in-law, three.
03:00Hello. Hello.
03:01Chhote, I am here.
03:03Say whatever you want to say.
03:04I will translate it.
03:08Me to G.
03:13I love it.
03:15I am your biggest fan.
03:19Very good.
03:22Very good.
03:27Ranbir.
03:29Ranbir.
03:31Ranbir.
03:33I watch all your films.
03:38Oh.
03:43But..
03:46But..
03:49Chhote, this can happen one more time.
03:51But..
03:57Animal is my favourite.
04:01Oh.
04:04Superb.
04:06But I am dead in Animal now.
04:10So I won't be able to work in Animal Park.
04:13So you can hire my elder brother for Animal Park.
04:17My elder brother is an amazing actor.
04:19My elder brother does a great job.
04:22Please join us.
04:23My elder brother is the best.
04:25What are you doing?
04:36Chhote.
04:37Chhote, can you speak?
04:38Yes, brother.
04:40I can speak.
04:41I can speak, brother.
04:43I can speak.
04:45I can speak, brother.
04:49You don't need to speak now, brother.
04:51You can go.
04:53Chhote Ali.
04:55Chhote Ali.
04:57Chhote Ali.
04:59Why did you start talking?
05:01You are a great actor.
05:03Why did you start talking?
05:05You are a great actor.
05:08You don't need your elder brother here.
05:10I didn't mean to say that.
05:13I want to talk to him personally.
05:15Then do it.
05:17We are already worried.
05:19No problem. Come here.
05:21Talk to him. He is listening.
05:22He is listening. He is not deaf.
05:25But he will become deaf as you make him play.
05:33Yes.
05:36I didn't make any mistake in the animal.
05:40I was enjoying my third marriage.
05:44Neetu, tell me.
05:46A man who has three wives..
05:48..will he get time to fight outside?
05:53I came to say sorry to Riddhima on the runway.
05:56Vanga Reddy said that I can't say anything.
06:00Chhote.
06:01Are you apologizing?
06:03You are a young man.
06:07And you are apologizing?
06:10Chhote, if I was in the animal..
06:12..I would have made a hand pump.
06:14There are no hand pumps in London.
06:18If there are no hand pumps, how do people drink water there?
06:22Our climax was on the runway.
06:24There were big planes there.
06:25I would have melted the plane and changed its shape.
06:28But I would have done something.
06:32It's not that easy.
06:34You would have done something.
06:35You have only one chance.
06:38The scene..
06:40..repeats itself.
06:42You, me..
06:45..and Ranvijay are here.
06:46You have only one chance.
06:51I want Ranvijay to come here.
06:53And if you were in the animal..
06:59..he would have made a hand pump.
07:01What would have been its climax? Let's see.
07:04Vanga.
07:06Ready.
07:07Ready.
07:08Vanga, ready.
07:09Action.
07:10I will hit you together.
07:12No. No. No dialogue.
07:17You can't say the dialogue. Okay.
07:19Hey.
07:19You can't say hey.
07:22You can't say hey.
07:23Hey. Hey.
07:24No.
07:27Hey.
07:28You can't say hey.
07:30You can't say hey.
07:32A person who can't speak can say hey.
07:33No. No. I didn't say any dialogue in the film.
07:36Go and watch it with your Vanga. I don't know.
07:39But a person who can't speak can say hey.
07:41You did it in Barfi.
07:42Tushar Kapoor also said hey.
07:44Say it.
07:45Hey.
07:47Hey.
08:00Hey.
08:01Hey.
08:02Hey.
08:04Hey.
08:05Hey.
08:06Hey.
08:07Hey.
08:08Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:10Hey.
08:11Hey.
08:12Hey.
08:13Hey.
08:14Hey.
08:18It's a new song.
08:22Look. Look. Rules. Rules.
08:25We will play with rules.
08:27Sir, look. Look.
08:29Don't pull like this.
08:30Thank you very much, dear. I really like you.
09:00Thank you very much. You saved me. But next time, I won't spare you.
09:16Let's go. See you.
09:30Thank you very much.