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Get ready to laugh out loud with Kapil Sharma in this hilarious episode of Comedy Nights! In this video, Kapil can't stop cracking jokes about a well-known actor, leaving the audience in splits. Join us for some of the funniest moments from the show, where wit and humor take center stage. From witty one-liners to uproarious skits, this compilation showcases the best of Kapil's comedic genius. Don’t miss out on the fun—hit that play button and enjoy the laughter with friends and family! Remember to like, share, and subscribe for more funny moments from Comedy Nights with Kapil!
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00:00Come on, son.
00:03Move!
00:09Son!
00:11Hey, son!
00:25Today, Karthik's mother is on the stage.
00:29I'm his mother.
00:32And there's Egypt's mother.
00:40I think, brother,
00:42today, I'm on the Great Indian Mummy Show.
00:46Yes!
00:50Show, show, show, show.
00:52Show, show, show.
00:55Thank you, family, say, and all those who have come.
00:59Greetings.
01:01Greetings.
01:04Greetings.
01:05How are you?
01:08Wow!
01:15Show, show, show.
01:17Show, show, show.
01:18Show, show, show.
01:19Show, show, show.
01:20Show, show, show.
01:21How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:27One or come?
01:29One or come?
01:32That's enough.
01:34That's enough?
01:38That's enough, brother.
01:39That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
01:4370 minutes.
01:46My brother can say, hello, for 70 minutes, without stopping.
01:51That's why we have to stop him.
01:57Stop him.
01:59Stop him.
02:00Stop him.
02:04See.
02:05Stop him.
02:06You see.
02:07I told you that my Karan Arjun...
02:14I told you that my Karan Arjun has come.
02:16He has come.
02:17He has come after tearing the earth apart.
02:21What are you doing?
02:22He will come after tearing the earth apart again and again.
02:26Are we your children?
02:27Or are we the children of a radish?
02:38Are we the children of a radish?
02:39I don't know.
02:40Who tear the earth apart every morning?
02:52I don't like this shit, man.
02:54I don't like this shit.
02:59You see.
03:00My children are so useless.
03:02I told them to take revenge from Durjan.
03:05But he has never taken revenge.
03:07Is it revenge or curd that you will take every morning?
03:14Your mother told you to get a degree.
03:17Yes.
03:18So you became an engineer.
03:19Yes.
03:20She wakes up every morning and tells us to take revenge from Durjan.
03:25That's why we have become goons.
03:28We have become goons.
03:34What a bad luck I have.
03:36All my life I have been sewing people's clothes in the sun.
03:40Yes.
03:41So that they get shade.
03:42So that they stay in shade.
03:44D3 is missing.
03:45Do you understand?
03:51It's all his doing.
03:56Shall I tell you something?
03:59Shall I tell you something?
04:20Yes, son.
04:21What are you telling?
04:22I want to tell you something about her.
04:29Do you know what she used to do to save money in her childhood?
04:32What did she do?
04:33She used to drop both of us to the fair.
04:35Okay.
04:36And she used to say,
04:37stand in front of the jalebi shop and keep crying.
04:40That my mother is lost.
04:42Someone will feed you jalebi and leave.
04:45And then I will come back after half an hour.
04:47Where did you stay for half an hour?
04:51Where did you stay?
04:54Where did you stay?
05:03I used to cry in front of the jalebi shop.
05:06That my children are lost.
05:08I used to go to the fair and cry.
05:11I used to cry in front of my parents that I have lost my children.
05:14Someone will feed me bhatura.
05:18I don't like this shit man.
05:27How many of them think that their mothers do the same?
05:33I don't like this.
05:36Don't trouble your mother.
05:39Trouble my mother.
05:41I don't like this shit.
05:44Listen to me.
05:45Learn to drive a car.
05:46Move. Move.
05:55What just fell down?
05:57Son, you are leaking.
06:05Learn to drive a car.
06:07He gifted his mother a car.
06:09And I tell him to go and get my gold bangles from Lala.
06:13He has got brass bangles.
06:15At least I gave you brass bangles.
06:19He gifted his mother a copper car.
06:23That too a mini copper.
06:30Isn't it?
06:32Isn't it?
06:35But Karthik.
06:36How do you remain so cool in such frustration?
06:39No sir. I am not cool.
06:42I am cold.
06:44I don't like her.
06:46That's why.
06:47I don't like her.
06:48Karthik.
06:49How do you and your family take care of your stomach?
06:52Both of them can't take care of my stomach.
06:59There is a difference between a mother and a mother.
07:01In what?
07:02Their stomach is a bowl.
07:04Your stomach is a pot.
07:10Listen.
07:12Listen.
07:14Don't open this, son.
07:17Both these pots are from the same pot.
07:26And I am not asking for a lot of food.
07:28I just want to taste it.
07:30Along with tasting, you would have also wanted soda.
07:33You would have wanted half.
07:35She uses both.
07:37I don't like the shit, man.
07:43Super.
07:48Karthik.
07:53Yeah.
08:03Krishna.
08:08This woman always used to say.
08:10Get rid of my bangles.
08:13She never asked me to get rid of my liquor.
08:17Old monk.
08:27Come here.
08:28Come here.
08:29Speak.
08:30Speak properly.
08:35Learn something from Karthik.
08:38With so much love, Karthik...
08:41My father saved me.
09:05Why are my two sons spreading like raita?
09:11Learn from Karthik.
09:12Learn from Karthik.
09:14How he raised his parents and made them doctors.
09:25Should I do something about him?
09:26Should I do something about him?
09:27Say something.
09:29He didn't make his parents doctors.
09:31His parents made him an engineer.
09:33Then why didn't you two make me an engineer?
09:40Karthik.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:56Oh, my God.
10:02Look.
10:05You call that a movie?
10:10Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my God.