The great Indian Kapil Sharma Show 2024 | Comedy night with kapil 2024
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00:00I am sorry.
00:01I have to go.
00:02I'll be there soon.
00:03Okay, bye.
00:04Bye.
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00:15Bye.
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00:24Bye.
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00:26Bye.
00:27Bye.
00:28Bye.
00:29Tadum-thoko, thoko-tadum.
00:32Tadum-thoko, thoko-tadum.
00:34So much so that the neighbouring program on Netflix,
00:37Narcos, even Pablo Escobar knows
00:40that a chief has come from Amritsar.
00:45And he has come and created a ruckus here.
00:48No, brother, you didn't rhyme this time.
00:51Oh, fire.
00:53I think I've taken the medicine of rhyming,
00:57poetry by sin.
01:00I forgot to take the 40 M's.
01:03Now take the medicine of rhyming.
01:04I have the medicine of rhyming. I have to take that of poetry.
01:07Okay, I'll sit. One minute.
01:09May I sit?
01:11Can I sit?
01:14Can I sit? Okay.
01:17Look, these are the etiquettes.
01:23I'll sit.
01:25No, listen to me. Listen to me.
01:29These are the etiquettes.
01:31I saw an empty chair.
01:33I sat down.
01:36But many people sit like this and don't ask anything.
01:49Listen, I joke about my will.
01:52I don't listen to anyone.
01:55Because I'm not a servant of anyone's father.
01:58You didn't make a poem again.
01:59Yes, I can't rhyme.
02:06Hello, Shanti.
02:09Look at the back seat of the car.
02:10I can't rhyme.
02:13I'm trying.
02:14I can't rhyme. I've been trying for a long time.
02:17Look, I can't hit a lion without rhyming.
02:21Otherwise, I'll be late.
02:23Hey, rhyming is nearby.
02:24It's nearby.
02:25It's nearby.
02:27I'll find it.
02:32Brother, start the game quickly.
02:34I have to go.
02:35Okay.
02:36This is a game.
02:37Actually, I'm the game and sports controller from Netflix.
02:42I handle all the games.
02:45Can I ask for a second, please?
02:56So, the name of the game is J D N W I D U W.
03:00Such a long name.
03:02This is a short name.
03:04This is the full name. Look.
03:07This is the full name.
03:10The one below will give the answer.
03:13The one above will give the prize.
03:15Hit it.
03:18And I must tell you something about this game, Jhanvi.
03:23This was established in the year 1924
03:27by my great-grandfather.
03:29This game was established 100 years ago.
03:30You've been playing for 100 years.
03:32No, no.
03:33I've been playing for the first time.
03:34It was established 100 years ago.
03:36Then why didn't you play till now?
03:37I wasn't interested.
03:39No, that's not the case.
03:41What was it? I'll tell you, Archana.
03:44We were making the rules of the game.
03:45Okay.
03:45So, what are the rules that took you three generations to make?
03:49The first rule is..
03:51You can't ask me which rule took me so long to make.
03:55What is this?
03:56This is the second rule.
03:59Okay.
04:00What is this?
04:01You can't ask me this. This is the second rule.
04:03Okay.
04:04The third rule is..
04:05You should remember the first and second rule.
04:09Okay.
04:09The fourth rule is..
04:10You should remember the third rule.
04:12The fifth rule is..
04:13You should remember the fourth rule.
04:14The sixth rule is..
04:15You should remember the fifth rule.
04:16The seventh rule is..
04:16You should remember the sixth rule.
04:17We have 27 lakh rules like this.
04:1927 lakhs.
04:23Let's start the game.
04:24No, listen to the rules. I'll tell you the 27 lakhs.
04:26No, listen to the 27 lakhs.
04:27I'll go by your rules.
04:28No, listen to it.
04:28No, I'll do it. Leave it.
04:30Hey, you're in the middle.
04:37This is the first round.
04:42This question is about cricket.
04:44Bring the bat.
04:45Okay, I called you from this side.
04:47You came from this side.
04:50So, this question is about cricket.
04:52You'll answer this question.
04:54There are six girls on a cricket bat.
04:57Wait a minute.
04:58Is this a question related to cricket?
05:01This question is written on a cricket bat.
05:04So, it's a cricket question.
05:05Yes.
05:05Okay, it's written on a cricket bat.
05:07There are six girls on a cricket bat.
05:10Which girl will the cricketer feed first?
05:14Option number one.
05:15Yes.
05:15The one who'll say,
05:16please, brother, feed me first.
05:19Yes.
05:19Option number two.
05:20The one who'll say, brother,
05:21I feed you first every time.
05:23Option number three.
05:25The one who'll say, Suresh, feed me first.
05:28Or option number four.
05:29The one who'll say, brother,
05:30I'll tag your Instagram ID.
05:33Option number three.
05:34Option number three.
05:35Everyone else said, brother, right?
05:36Yes.
05:40Suresh.
05:40He called me by my name.
05:41Suresh, feed me first.
05:44You've given the right answer.
05:46Congratulations.
05:48Wait.
05:50The one below will give the answer.
05:52The one above will give the prize.
05:54Yes, brother.
05:54UK9, throw the number four.
06:03Oh, my God!
06:18Oh, God!
06:19Brother, for me or for Jhanvi?
06:21You wear it on your left, she'll wear it on her right.
06:23Done.
06:24And both of you walk slowly.
06:30Let's move on to round two.
06:39Bring it.
06:44Here you go.
06:48You have to put it here.
06:55Come on, come on, come on.
07:04My turn.
07:13Very good. Very good.
07:16Very good. Very good.
07:18Very good.
07:20Next turn. Next turn.
07:21Try it. Try it.
07:22Why did you call the one in front of you?
07:32Come on, throw it.
07:34Come on, come on, come on.
07:38Come on, throw it.
07:40Very good. Very good.
07:42Very good. Very good.
07:43Come on.
07:48Oh!
07:51Jhanvi has won this round.
07:53Very good, Jhanvi.
07:57Ladies, I'm going to give the prize number four to the one above.
08:03Next one.
08:04This is wrong.
08:10Next one. This is not right.
08:18It's a very nice item.
08:19It's new. It's very popular in the market.
08:21You'll like it a lot.
08:22It's not for anyone. It's our PVC.
08:25Come on.
08:30Will Jhanvi wear it?
08:35If someone misbehaves with you,
08:36you have to beat them up.
08:39Okay, I'll leave now.
08:40Come on. I'm done.