कैसे Sonakshi को Zaheer ने किया Clean Bowled. - The Kapil Sharma Show S2
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00:00:00Bollywood.
00:00:27Mr. Archana, if I ask you
00:00:29How much do you weigh?
00:00:30You will say that ladies are not weighed. That's wrong.
00:00:33But you see, this process starts when a person comes into this world.
00:00:40As soon as a baby is born, the doctor says,
00:00:41it's a baby boy. 2.5 kilograms.
00:00:43Absolutely.
00:00:44Although the baby doesn't know if he is heavier or lighter.
00:00:47Yes.
00:00:47The baby next to him is crying like a 3-kilogram baby.
00:00:51The 2.5-kilogram baby isn't crying because he is 500 grams lighter.
00:00:55A lot of kids weigh so much that they look cute.
00:00:59So people pick them up and say, cute baby.
00:01:02Then they feel that they are heavy.
00:01:04Cute baby.
00:01:07Because as soon as the baby's weight comes on their back,
00:01:10people keep it.
00:01:11Then they don't pick it up and say, your baby is crying.
00:01:15When the baby grows up, he remains the same weight.
00:01:18Then even the uncles don't dare to pick him up.
00:01:21The baby himself is pulling his pyjamas.
00:01:23Pajamas.
00:01:27Even the uncle is pulling his pyjamas.
00:01:29Chocolate.
00:01:30He knows that he is working by giving him chocolate.
00:01:32So why should I get him a slip-disk?
00:01:34The same way, people pick up thin babies and say..
00:01:40He is so thin. He is so thin.
00:01:42He doesn't even know that he has something in his hand.
00:01:44If the mother was watching from a distance,
00:01:45you would have known that you are pregnant for nine months.
00:01:48Yes.
00:01:50When a fat baby is 15 years old and weighs as much as a father,
00:01:54the mother gets tensed.
00:01:55Listen, Golu..
00:01:56Look, Golu is spreading.
00:01:57He is spreading.
00:01:58Take him for jogging in the morning.
00:02:00The father is brushing his teeth and he gets tensed.
00:02:02Nothing happens.
00:02:04Once he gets married,
00:02:06his wife will suck his blood and he will lose weight.
00:02:12Then the wife stares at her husband
00:02:15that his outer skin is exposed
00:02:17and the inner skin is lost.
00:02:18No, I mean, responsibilities also reduce weight.
00:02:23Earlier, when the horses used to ride on their legs..
00:02:26Look how they used to make you sit on their legs.
00:02:28It used to be like this.
00:02:29The process is the same.
00:02:30The person who weighs more used to sit in the front.
00:02:32Because if he sits in the back,
00:02:33the horse will move forward in a belt.
00:02:36And it used to happen many times.
00:02:37Then they used to make you sit in the front.
00:02:39Go ahead.
00:02:40The horse used to move forward.
00:02:40Then the horse used to look back.
00:02:42The rider used to say, you pull it.
00:02:45The master used to stare at him.
00:02:46He used to say, I am a horse.
00:02:48You are not a donkey.
00:02:50You made me sit in the front.
00:02:52I want to tell my viewers that if a person's weight
00:02:54is 100 kilograms on earth,
00:02:56then on Mars, the weight of that person
00:02:59will be 37.7 kilograms.
00:03:01And it will be even less on the moon.
00:03:03That means 16.6 kilograms.
00:03:04When our Pandey came to know about this,
00:03:06he was telling his wife.
00:03:07I was telling her that I am not fat.
00:03:09I am not a donkey.
00:03:10I was telling her that I am not fat.
00:03:12I am staying on the wrong planet.
00:03:17There is a tribe in Ethiopia.
00:03:20The man who has a big stomach,
00:03:22the women there consider him as handsome
00:03:24and want to marry him.
00:03:25Wow.
00:03:26Pandey came to know about this.
00:03:28Then he was telling his wife.
00:03:29I am not fat.
00:03:31I am staying in the wrong country.
00:03:33Then his wife said, Ethiopia,
00:03:35drink less.
00:03:37She hit him with a stick.
00:03:37She said, you are not in the wrong country.
00:03:39You are staying in the wrong house.
00:03:39I am Ramakant's wife.
00:03:40Get lost.
00:03:41She hit him with a stick.
00:03:45Archana, it is said that no matter what size a person is,
00:03:48the size of his dreams should not be small.
00:03:50Absolutely.
00:03:51That is why big dreams should be seen.
00:03:53A very beautiful and lovely film is coming on this subject.
00:03:56It is called Double Axel.
00:03:57So let's call its lead cast here.
00:04:00A big round of applause for them.
00:04:01Please welcome Sonakshi Sinha and..
00:04:04Thank you.
00:04:09Huma and Sonakshi, welcome to the show.
00:04:11Thank you very much.
00:04:12Both of you are looking very pretty.
00:04:14Thank you, brother.
00:04:18Come, sister. Let's play something.
00:04:23What happened?
00:04:24You have ruined my mood.
00:04:26I know that you consider me as your brother.
00:04:28And what happened to me?
00:04:29I started falling as soon as I came on your show.
00:04:32This is what happens.
00:04:33What happened to me?
00:04:34Whoever calls me brother, thinks that I am a sinner.
00:04:39We have heard that one woman is the heaviest.
00:04:41Yes.
00:04:42There are a few women who are heavier than me.
00:04:44And then there are two women who are always heavier than me.
00:04:52I swear, I am getting a feeling
00:04:53that a cheese slice is not being pressed between two buns.
00:04:57I am getting that feeling.
00:04:58I am looking like a cheese slice
00:04:59and you are looking like a potato patty.
00:05:01See, if you take six international flights in three months..
00:05:04Oh, my God!
00:05:06..then your potato turns into a cheese slice.
00:05:09In India, no one knew about Bhushan Film Festival before him.
00:05:13He made it famous single-handedly.
00:05:15Have you come here to promote your film
00:05:17or to pull my leg?
00:05:19Look, we do promote our films.
00:05:21But the fun in pulling his leg is different.
00:05:24Yes!
00:05:25Correct.
00:05:28Are you enjoying it?
00:05:29Ma'am, are you enjoying it?
00:05:31And if we pull his leg, then we will get more promotion.
00:05:35Oh!
00:05:37We are very smart.
00:05:38This is a backhand compliment.
00:05:39I love your nail paint.
00:05:41Thanks, man.
00:05:41Wow!
00:05:42It's not nail paint. It's so easy.
00:05:44Okay, that..
00:05:45Guys, let's promote Sonakshi's brand too.
00:05:48We both are Sonakshi's brand.
00:05:50Correct.
00:05:51So, what is this, Sona?
00:05:52I have a press-on-nails brand called So Easy.
00:05:54And these are mine.
00:05:56Now, she will ask you.
00:05:58These also.
00:05:58I will send you.
00:05:59And she will ask me to send her two.
00:06:01One for shooting and one for nailing her feet.
00:06:08Oh, it's so easy, isn't it?
00:06:10It's so easy.
00:06:11So easy, yes.
00:06:12Such a big heroine does all this.
00:06:17Okay, jokes apart.
00:06:18But through this film, she gave a beautiful message.
00:06:21We should see the size of dreams, not the size of humans.
00:06:24Correct.
00:06:24And Sonakshi and Huma have made this film
00:06:26with a lot of hard work.
00:06:28Let me tell you.
00:06:29It's not just the hard work.
00:06:30When you reduce the weight for the film
00:06:32and when you increase the weight
00:06:33that is also a lot of hard work.
00:06:34So, when you were told that you have to increase the weight
00:06:36for this film, did you get tensed
00:06:38that you have to increase the weight
00:06:40or were you happy that you will eat by pressing it?
00:06:42For the first time in our career, someone has said..
00:06:45Increase the weight.
00:06:46Eat food.
00:06:47And take money.
00:06:48That's great.
00:06:49Wow!
00:06:50So, the fun that we have had..
00:06:54This was the most fun film of my career.
00:06:57Because sometimes, there is a lot of pressure.
00:07:00That you are thin..
00:07:01We said, let's do the opposite.
00:07:02Here, we are doing a costume trial.
00:07:04No.. We can't make Huma wear it.
00:07:06She is looking very thin.
00:07:07What?
00:07:08That's such a compliment.
00:07:09Make such clothes that she looks more beautiful.
00:07:11She would have brought a blanket.
00:07:13We have done that too.
00:07:14But actually, did you increase the weight?
00:07:16Actually, I increased the weight.
00:07:17I put on 20 kilos for the film.
00:07:18I put on 15.
00:07:19What?
00:07:20Yes.
00:07:21Then how did you reduce the weight?
00:07:22How did you increase the weight?
00:07:23Everyone knows how to increase the weight.
00:07:25It took me two to three months to increase the weight.
00:07:26It took me a year to reduce the weight.
00:07:29I will tell you a diet.
00:07:30I will tell you a diet.
00:07:31It works a lot.
00:07:33The diet is called, eat less food diet.
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:37You eat less food.
00:07:37I have heard it for the first time.
00:07:39You must have heard it for the first time.
00:07:40I will tell you today.
00:07:41Through Kapil Sharma's show.
00:07:43So, send the fritters on your table first.
00:07:47I wish.
00:07:49Oh!
00:07:51No, but it is fun.
00:07:53It is very liberating.
00:07:54Increase the weight.
00:07:54Act. Just focus on the work.
00:07:56And I think we want all the girls and boys to watch this film.
00:07:59Because I think fat-shaming has become so common.
00:08:02So, people's self-confidence goes down.
00:08:03We want everyone to be like you.
00:08:06Consider yourself beautiful.
00:08:07Feel confident in your looks.
00:08:10And achieve whatever you want to achieve.
00:08:12It is a very good thing.
00:08:13Because there is no side of dreams.
00:08:16Absolutely.
00:08:17And this trip started from my house.
00:08:19All of us together.
00:08:20Me, Sonakshi, Zaheer, Mudassar, Saqib.
00:08:23We were sitting and talking.
00:08:24Covid was over.
00:08:25Everyone has become so fat.
00:08:26Now we have to go to work.
00:08:27Now we have to lose weight.
00:08:28Go to the gym.
00:08:28Which is a normal discussion.
00:08:30So, Mudassar who is the writer of our film
00:08:32and also one of the producers.
00:08:33He said that a film should be made on this.
00:08:34And you both should do it.
00:08:36So, both of us were like, sure.
00:08:37We will confirm.
00:08:38You write it.
00:08:39No one can do this except us.
00:08:41We will do it.
00:08:42So, this story started from my living room.
00:08:44Wow!
00:08:45You were sitting for dinner and you made a film.
00:08:47While eating.
00:08:48And she goes to make a film.
00:08:49She comes back after dinner.
00:08:53Welcome.
00:09:02I have a complaint with both of you.
00:09:05Oh no!
00:09:06When I had double XL size.
00:09:08You didn't make a film on such a subject.
00:09:10Then you came to me and said, are you pregnant?
00:09:12When are you going to become a father?
00:09:13You were saying all this.
00:09:14And now..
00:09:15Aren't you ashamed of the fact that you were proposing to me?
00:09:17A father of two kids.
00:09:17So, see..
00:09:23Won't you have kids with the one you will marry tomorrow?
00:09:27This will happen. The process is the same.
00:09:29Process.
00:09:30This is a family show.
00:09:32So, we are not talking about making a family.
00:09:37So, you didn't make a film then.
00:09:39Then I made fun of you and left.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:41Now, we have lost 8-10 kgs.
00:09:44Now, you have brought this film.
00:09:45Excellent.
00:09:46We should have had big dreams.
00:09:47He realised that he shouldn't have done this to you.
00:09:50Last time, I came here.
00:09:51I clicked a photo and announced that we are making a film together.
00:09:54Look at this.
00:09:54He is such a cunning man.
00:09:56I said, what is a cunning man?
00:09:59The one who is cunning.
00:10:01Cunning.
00:10:02I woke up in the morning.
00:10:03I woke up in the morning and saw on social media
00:10:05Huma Qureshi doing a film with Kapil Sharma.
00:10:07Oh!
00:10:08I had written, guess which project we are doing together.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:11After that, I wrote that we are releasing an episode next week.
00:10:14Which has just been released.
00:10:15It has just been released.
00:10:15I didn't lie.
00:10:16This is about people.
00:10:17What do people think?
00:10:18People think anything.
00:10:19Yes, she is naive.
00:10:20She is very naive.
00:10:22She is very naive.
00:10:23Why are you looking at me?
00:10:25I am on her side.
00:10:25Yes, correct.
00:10:26She is my sister.
00:10:28Sister?
00:10:28Yes.
00:10:30Now, I remember.
00:10:32Take this.
00:10:32You called me sister for the first time.
00:10:33You called me sister for the first time.
00:10:35Take this.
00:10:35Thank you.
00:10:36Eat fruits.
00:10:37Thank you.
00:10:40It has been 10 years since Huma Qureshi started working in the industry.
00:10:42Congratulations to you.
00:10:43Thank you.
00:10:44Thank you very much.
00:10:45In these 10 years, she has seen so much.
00:10:48If she hasn't seen anything, then she is a boy for herself.
00:10:50For marriage.
00:10:50Yes.
00:10:51How many unmarried boys are still roaming in this world?
00:10:54Yes.
00:10:54Brother, you didn't find them.
00:10:56There are some who got married and had two kids.
00:10:58Because they were tired.
00:11:01For how many years, Huma Qureshi wants to confuse the unmarried boys?
00:11:05He wants to know the country.
00:11:07I can't find anyone. So, I am looking for them.
00:11:08You can't find anyone?
00:11:09300 people are sitting here.
00:11:10You order them.
00:11:14Why do I feel that when I come here..
00:11:17Kapil Sharma is the swamper of Huma.
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20You have started the matrimonial.
00:11:21Correct.
00:11:22Actually, you know what?
00:11:23He is looking for a boy for his brother.
00:11:27Otherwise, he is most interested.
00:11:29Exactly.
00:11:30I want to announce today.
00:11:32This nationwide hunt has started today.
00:11:33Write their email on the screen below.
00:11:35Send their photos.
00:11:37When I come for the lecture
00:11:38for the promotion of the next film
00:11:40keep the boy ready.
00:11:41I am sure.
00:11:42I will keep eight to ten.
00:11:43You can pick the one you like.
00:11:47I will ask the same question..
00:11:49I will ask you the same question.
00:11:51Do it. Let's do something new.
00:11:53New twist.
00:11:54And Ms. Sonakshi.
00:11:55And tell me, Kapil.
00:11:57When will I get to meet my brother-in-law?
00:11:59Kapil..
00:12:04It will happen when I say.
00:12:08The double actors for the film are here.
00:12:10We will call their co-stars here.
00:12:12With a big round of applause
00:12:14please welcome Mr. Zaheer Iqbal
00:12:16and Mahat Raghavendra.
00:12:17Thank you, sir.
00:12:18Thank you, sir.
00:12:22Zaheer's Sahi Hai.
00:12:23In his first film, Notebook, she was his heroine.
00:12:25In his second film, he is with the two deer.
00:12:27And we have also heard that the third film will be signed
00:12:29when there will be three heroines.
00:12:30Is it true, Mr. Zaheer?
00:12:32Sir, there is a reason why I did this.
00:12:34Because when I came here with a girl for the first time
00:12:37you talked to her for two minutes and said, take care.
00:12:39So, I left.
00:12:40So, I thought I will try it with two girls.
00:12:43Maybe I will get a chance to sit on the couch.
00:12:45Oh, yes.
00:12:45And the ones you have brought here don't let me speak.
00:12:48What will we talk about?
00:12:49That's why if you don't speak, they will speak.
00:12:51Come, sit.
00:12:52You can sit wherever you want, sir.
00:12:53Sir, you are saying..
00:12:55In your first film, you had four..
00:12:58What?
00:12:58You had started with four.
00:13:00I had that look and then the film came.
00:13:06Zaheer did Notebook in 2019.
00:13:08Exactly three years after that, he did a double XL film.
00:13:11There is a three-year gap between the two films.
00:13:13Are you planning this film or the health department?
00:13:17They had a policy
00:13:18that there should be a three-year gap between two kids.
00:13:21Sir, this time, COVID has done it.
00:13:23Actually..
00:13:24Next year.
00:13:25Mahat.
00:13:25Sir.
00:13:26How are you, bro?
00:13:27I am fine, sir.
00:13:27Welcome.
00:13:28Greetings, sir.
00:13:29Greetings.
00:13:29Mahat is a very good actor from Chennai.
00:13:33Yes.
00:13:33He has done a lot of work there.
00:13:34He has done a great job.
00:13:35And Mahat speaks Hindi very well.
00:13:37Yes.
00:13:38Actually, Mahat has done a lot of work in Tamil and Telugu cinema.
00:13:41This time, he has done his first Hindi film
00:13:43just to come on this show.
00:13:45Yes, sir.
00:13:49Okay, jokes apart, I want to tell you something.
00:13:50Mr. Rishi Sonak, who is the Prime Minister of England
00:13:53is our native Indian.
00:13:55I want to say this with great pride.
00:13:57Many people might not know this.
00:13:59Zaheer and his wife have no part in being the Prime Minister.
00:14:04Please come.
00:14:05You are very welcome.
00:14:06Thank you for calling us.
00:14:12Mahat, if you are feeling cold through your knee
00:14:14I will give you a small blanket.
00:14:17I will cover it.
00:14:19Sonakshi, tell me something.
00:14:20When she dressed up as XXL
00:14:22did you hire an editor to tie her up?
00:14:27Kids like such questions.
00:14:29Otherwise, I am a very intellectual person.
00:14:30Yes, so am I.
00:14:31I have never seen such an intellectual person.
00:14:34I have been coming here for so many years.
00:14:35I have never seen such a person.
00:14:36Oh!
00:14:38That's how it is.
00:14:39They say, act like a fool and behave like a genius.
00:14:42Oh!
00:14:44In this film, Huma wants to become a sports anchor.
00:14:47She is struggling to become one.
00:14:50But we can make your dream come true.
00:14:52Wow!
00:14:53You and I will become sports anchors.
00:14:54Zaheer and Mahat will play cricket.
00:14:56She will bat.
00:14:57Sonakshi will bowl.
00:14:59Let's do it.
00:15:00Shall we?
00:15:01Come.
00:15:02I want to bat.
00:15:04You want to bat?
00:15:05I know all the boys want to do this.
00:15:07Aren't they the same kids?
00:15:08My batting and their batting.
00:15:10They go to the house of the outcasts.
00:15:12No, because bat is..
00:15:13Don't accept that we are outcasts.
00:15:15We are from Bombay.
00:15:16Easy ball.
00:15:17Ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:19I want to comment.
00:15:20I want to comment on cricket.
00:15:22Greetings.
00:15:23Welcome to the..
00:15:24Kapil Huma..
00:15:25Yes.
00:15:26..cricket commentary show.
00:15:27Yes.
00:15:28At this time, on the ground..
00:15:29Wait a minute. Let us do the commentary as well.
00:15:32At this time, the ground is full of 200 people.
00:15:36And a woman is sitting alone with four seats.
00:15:40Six.
00:15:40She is very excited about today's match.
00:15:44What would you like to say, Mr. Kurashi?
00:15:46This is a very serious match.
00:15:47Because it has just started.
00:15:48Yes.
00:15:49And I don't know when Sonakshi Sinha can get out.
00:15:50Because Zaheer Iqbal is from Bandra.
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:53Bandra Express.
00:15:55And..
00:15:56Sonakshi Sinha..
00:15:57..is watching her from Juhu.
00:16:00And this..
00:16:01White.
00:16:02White.
00:16:03White ball.
00:16:04What a good leap.
00:16:04And the commentators ate the mic.
00:16:07Because the commentators didn't get to eat anything.
00:16:10The first ball was so sharp that the batsman couldn't see it.
00:16:12Okay, guys. Wait a minute.
00:16:14Let's announce that this is that match.
00:16:15Because she is a very new player.
00:16:17One tip, one hand. She will be out.
00:16:18One second. My mic is over.
00:16:24There is a lot.
00:16:25Let's start the match.
00:16:26Show.
00:16:29Yes.
00:16:30Sonakshi Sinha is on one side.
00:16:31And Zaheer Iqbal is on the other side.
00:16:33Are you bowling or drinking sugarcane juice?
00:16:39Six.
00:16:41She has hit the cover drive in a very good way.
00:16:44Okay. Sonakshi's batting is over.
00:16:45Now Mahat will do it.
00:16:49You can do it from this side as well.
00:16:50You can go there as well.
00:16:51As you wish.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:53I am prepared.
00:16:54Sir, Mr. Zaheer Iqbal has thrown the ball.
00:16:55And Mahat..
00:17:00This is why the girls are moving ahead.
00:17:02The boys are playing each other.
00:17:03They are not tolerating it.
00:17:05They are giving their friend the first ball.
00:17:06How are you feeling?
00:17:08I am feeling very good.
00:17:09So you eat this banana.
00:17:10Thank you.
00:17:11Thank you.
00:17:13Thank you very much.
00:17:15Thank you.
00:17:15You have the cricket pitch. You can take it.
00:17:17Does anyone else want to bat?
00:17:18Humat, the film is over.
00:17:20Now don't eat the banana.
00:17:21Keep it. We will use it for the next shooting.
00:17:27All the money is for him.
00:17:28He doesn't have it with the producer.
00:17:29Only two people do this in this show.
00:17:31They call the girls Akshay Kumar.
00:17:33They come and eat the bananas in our shooting.
00:17:34Yes. Akshay too.
00:17:35I haven't got such a tasty mic till date.
00:17:38You must have seen in the trailer
00:17:40that Sonakshi is doing a clothes trial.
00:17:42And the T-shirt tears.
00:17:44I have this question from all of you.
00:17:45Has it ever happened in real life?
00:17:46You have tried a small size T-shirt.
00:17:48It tears.
00:17:49And you have kept it quietly.
00:17:51Where is the showroom of the other brand?
00:17:53Have you ever done this?
00:17:55You have bought the pant even after it tears.
00:17:57I would like to thank you for this.
00:18:02Once, we were shooting a song.
00:18:04We had to come up after sitting down.
00:18:06The pant had torn.
00:18:08So, I was telling the dancers to cover me.
00:18:11And they went inside the caravan.
00:18:12But the ones who covered you must have seen the scene.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:17They would have called by now.
00:18:23It has happened with me.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:25But I am decent.
00:18:27I paid the money and bought it.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:29Yes. I am not like you.
00:18:31We haven't looted the bank. We are not crooks.
00:18:33I don't want to ask you this question.
00:18:36It is a direct accusation.
00:18:37Where did this happen?
00:18:40When you tried the shirt.
00:18:42Have you ever done this, Ms. Archana?
00:18:44No. But it was a purchased shirt.
00:18:46I thought it would look very nice on me.
00:18:49When I came home, I realised
00:18:53what I think I actually look or wear
00:18:56I actually am a little more than that.
00:18:58When I tried it at home, it tore.
00:19:01This must be the information for BBC.
00:19:03For Sony TV.
00:19:05Tell us in Hindi what you think.
00:19:07Tell us quickly.
00:19:08The one who has asked the question
00:19:09has to understand.
00:19:12I was lying to myself by looking at the mirror.
00:19:17That's why I bought a medium size.
00:19:20Actually, I wanted to buy a double XL.
00:19:23The one you both are filming.
00:19:25How much money did you pay for the promotion?
00:19:27No.
00:19:30He went to Pandey for a trial.
00:19:33Yes.
00:19:34Of underwear.
00:19:36When is there a trial of underwear?
00:19:38No. This is the story.
00:19:39Listen to the whole story.
00:19:41He went inside and wore it.
00:19:43Oh, God.
00:19:43He wore his pant and forgot to take out the tag.
00:19:46When he came out, the siren rang.
00:19:49He came with the machine.
00:19:50He saw his pant, shirt and shoes.
00:19:52He said, sir, where is the siren coming from?
00:19:54He said, when I was born
00:19:56my nurse told me to cut the string.
00:19:57That's why the siren is ringing.
00:19:59Is it a funny joke or should we edit it?
00:20:03Edit.
00:20:03Listen to one more.
00:20:07Many people are very lazy.
00:20:09They don't even think of trying.
00:20:11They just try it on their back.
00:20:13It will come.
00:20:14Then their back matches.
00:20:16But the stomach doesn't.
00:20:18Sometimes they buy a spider-man t-shirt.
00:20:19There are webs in front.
00:20:20Then the webs become like this.
00:20:23Mahat, do you know the concept of small shops?
00:20:26Small?
00:20:27They don't have any trial room.
00:20:28There is a small bathroom.
00:20:29The shopkeeper has kept it for himself.
00:20:31Many parents are like that.
00:20:32They change their child's pant there.
00:20:34They take it off and say, brother, this one is small.
00:20:37The shopkeeper says, the pant is not small.
00:20:39Your child is growing up.
00:20:45There are such people.
00:20:48This is what happens in the market.
00:20:49This is what happens in the market.
00:20:52Our team did deep research about you, Zaheer.
00:20:54Yes.
00:20:55We found in that research..
00:20:56What?
00:20:57..that you select your underwear first.
00:20:59Oh, good God.
00:21:00Then you match your clothes accordingly.
00:21:02Correct.
00:21:03My underwear always matches my clothes.
00:21:04Let's wear matching clothes.
00:21:06Our Pandey only wears elastic.
00:21:13I got to know that day while playing the drum
00:21:15that he took off his underwear from here.
00:21:20Oh!
00:21:22We have a lot of international guests today.
00:21:24Yes.
00:21:25Ma'am, she has come.
00:21:25You are wearing a red bandra.
00:21:28You are looking very good.
00:21:29What is your name?
00:21:31Both of them would have called me brother.
00:21:33I would have to look like this.
00:21:35Hello.
00:21:36I am Neha. I am from Jammu and Kashmir.
00:21:39Hi, Neha.
00:21:39Hi.
00:21:40Welcome to Jammu and Kashmir.
00:21:41Thank you, sir.
00:21:41You have come from Jammu and Kashmir.
00:21:42You are in Mumbai.
00:21:43It must be very cold there.
00:21:44That's why you came here.
00:21:45No, sir. I am an artist.
00:21:46I liked your attire.
00:21:48So I thought I should talk to you.
00:21:50Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:21:51You are looking very good, sir.
00:21:52I heard that you had been to Korea.
00:21:53Oh, yes.
00:21:56This is wrong.
00:21:57You are calling yourself brother.
00:21:59Is the promotion for our movie or yours?
00:22:01Yes.
00:22:01What is this?
00:22:02Sir, since..
00:22:03What should I do?
00:22:03You have made her sit here.
00:22:05Ask her questions.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Sir, since you have come from Korea
00:22:11you are shining.
00:22:13What is the matter? You are shining.
00:22:14Thank you. I really like your question.
00:22:16Can you please repeat this question?
00:22:19Sir, since you have come here
00:22:20you are shining.
00:22:21What is the matter?
00:22:22I have come from Toronto.
00:22:23I am shining.
00:22:24I am from Korea.
00:22:27Thank you, Neha.
00:22:27Thank you so much for coming.
00:22:29Welcome, sir.
00:22:29You were talking about different body types.
00:22:32I have a friend, Vicky Singh.
00:22:33He has come from New York.
00:22:34I would like to introduce him to all of you.
00:22:35Vicky is my brother.
00:22:38Hi.
00:22:39Hello.
00:22:40Hi.
00:22:41Vicky guides me a lot.
00:22:45I was talking to him yesterday.
00:22:46I told him that Vicky and I have the same height.
00:22:48I asked him what is the definition of weight?
00:22:52What should be perfect?
00:22:53If I am 5'9", what should be my weight?
00:22:56He explained to me that every body type is different.
00:22:59I would like Vicky to explain
00:23:01to those people who have doubts about weight.
00:23:04The main thing is to eat to stay healthy.
00:23:08Instead of gaining weight
00:23:10it will happen automatically when you start eating healthy.
00:23:13Make healthy choices.
00:23:14Eat natural things.
00:23:15Eat fruits and vegetables.
00:23:16So that we get nutrients.
00:23:18Rather than this much carbs, protein and fat.
00:23:21Forget about it.
00:23:22It will increase your deficit.
00:23:24Weight is different.
00:23:25But you feel energetic and healthy from inside.
00:23:30He started working out when he was 13 years old.
00:23:32He has been doing it since 20 years.
00:23:34He is an IFB pro.
00:23:36Can you see?
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:37He weighs around 20 kilos.
00:23:41Wow.
00:23:41If you wouldn't have been here, two more people would have been here.
00:23:45But thank you, Vicky, for all the guidance.
00:23:47Thank you.
00:23:48Thank you, Pradak.
00:23:49In Double XL, Huma, you are dreaming.
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55You are dancing with Shikhar Dhawan in your dream.
00:23:58And then your dream is broken.
00:23:59I have this question from all of you.
00:24:01Many times we have a good dream.
00:24:03And suddenly someone wakes us up.
00:24:05Yes.
00:24:05And then we try to sleep again.
00:24:07Maybe it will continue.
00:24:08Has this ever happened to you?
00:24:10Every day.
00:24:11Every day.
00:24:11Whose dream do you dream of which you want to continue every day?
00:24:14I can't say that now.
00:24:17My wife is also watching the show.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19If you say something in your dream and your wife is next to you..
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25..we can't even tell you how much energy you will have that day.
00:24:29Energy..
00:24:31How much energy?
00:24:32It will be done.
00:24:34I love it.
00:24:38Your brother, Saqib, is also a producer with you.
00:24:40Yes.
00:24:41If he wanted, he could have taken the role of either Zaheer or Mahat.
00:24:45And he could have said that he wants to play this role.
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:47Why didn't he come?
00:24:48What did he think?
00:24:49If I wear a big veil, who will take care of my neck?
00:24:52Yes, someone had to count the notes.
00:24:56No, it's nothing like that.
00:24:56I think it didn't fit in the script.
00:24:59Because Mahat is opposite to me in the film.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01And Zaheer is opposite to Sonakshi.
00:25:03I think these two characters..
00:25:05..no one could have done better than them.
00:25:07Wow.
00:25:07The way Mahat has played this character..
00:25:09..and the way Zaheer has played him..
00:25:11Thank you.
00:25:12Thank you.
00:25:13And I am not praising them.
00:25:15I think normally when two girls have a so-called strong film..
00:25:19..then a lot of heroes..
00:25:20..especially good-looking guys are a little less.
00:25:22But our film needed good-looking, handsome guys.
00:25:25So, Zaheer..
00:25:26If you don't meet them, I will come.
00:25:31I am praising you.
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:33Zaheer's comic timing is very interesting.
00:25:36He says that behind every successful man is a woman.
00:25:39Yes.
00:25:39Behind the success of these two women..
00:25:41..are these two beautiful boys.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:43Wow.
00:25:46Mahat, you have become a cameraman in this film.
00:25:48I saw it in the trailer.
00:25:49You have a camera in your hand in the entire trailer.
00:25:51Yes.
00:25:51When the film got over, did you see your name..
00:25:53..in the credits as an actor or a cameraman?
00:25:55That..
00:25:56Now..
00:25:58We will have to check that.
00:25:59What?
00:26:02Producer sir, put it in both.
00:26:04Because I have recorded it.
00:26:06But you will get half the money.
00:26:07If it is two minutes.
00:26:09Mahat speaks Hindi so cutely.
00:26:11Yes.
00:26:11Very..
00:26:12Now, my Hindi is like a bullock cart.
00:26:15In the next film, I will be like a Ferrari.
00:26:18Wow.
00:26:24Mahat, we have heard that when the film got over..
00:26:27..you cried a lot.
00:26:28Yes.
00:26:29So, did you fall in love with the unit..
00:26:30..or did you cry thinking that you will have to find a job again?
00:26:36Both, but..
00:26:37He is saying both.
00:26:38Both.
00:26:39But I got very emotional.
00:26:41I still get emotional thinking about that day.
00:26:46So, when this show gets over, will we get to see you cry?
00:26:50After that, I will come to your house.
00:26:52Hey, how sweet.
00:26:53Always welcome, bro.
00:26:54Thank you, bro.
00:26:58A big round of applause for the triple axel.
00:27:02The double axel has come.
00:27:04So, one axel has come here as well.
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:08Why are you underestimating me?
00:27:11Underestimate? I will underestimate you someday.
00:27:13Can't you see that an interview is going on here..
00:27:14..and you are interfering?
00:27:15Where is it going on?
00:27:18Where is it going?
00:27:19Stop it.
00:27:20I hope it doesn't reach the set of KBC.
00:27:31Don't laugh like this.
00:27:33You laughed last time as well.
00:27:34Your face fell down.
00:27:36Let me give you an introduction.
00:27:39I am a laundry girl.
00:27:40The one whose clothes are not dirty..
00:27:42..I don't have a business with her.
00:27:44That's great.
00:27:47And no one else is as dirty as her face.
00:27:50That's why she doesn't have a husband.
00:27:51Go away from here.
00:27:52I don't have any donation for you.
00:27:57Why are you wasting your precious time?
00:27:59You are wasting your precious time.
00:28:00Go and wash Ambani's vest outside.
00:28:06Mr. Mahat, hi.
00:28:07Hi.
00:28:08Do you know Hindi?
00:28:11I understand Hindi.
00:28:12But for your..
00:28:14I will say a joke in English.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:17Okay. You tell me..
00:28:19Tell me..
00:28:21..what is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
00:28:26I know.
00:28:28I will tell you.
00:28:29No, I will tell you.
00:28:29A mosquito can fly.
00:28:31But a fly cannot mosquito.
00:28:36Thank you.
00:28:37I just told you what I knew.
00:28:39I don't know much about English.
00:28:41But Mr. Mahat, I wanted to tell you something important.
00:28:45Can I ask for your permission from Mr. Zaheer?
00:28:48Sure.
00:28:49Hi, Mr. Zaheer.
00:28:51Hi.
00:28:52I am telling you the truth. I am feeling very shy today.
00:28:55I had a notebook.
00:28:58Oh.
00:28:59I used to keep a peacock feather in it.
00:29:01I used to keep a peacock feather in it.
00:29:03I used to keep a peacock feather in it.
00:29:04I used to keep a peacock feather in it.
00:29:06But ever since I saw your film, Notebook..
00:29:10..I have been keeping your photo in my notebook.
00:29:14So sweet.
00:29:15Why do you keep his photo?
00:29:17Because he doesn't have a feather.
00:29:23Anyway, I know a lot about you.
00:29:28He has a feather.
00:29:30Hey..
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:39He knows a lot about you.
00:29:41Your family is in the construction business, right?
00:29:43Yes. Take him away.
00:29:44She makes RCC by putting sand and cement in his mouth.
00:29:50Construction.
00:29:51Tell me something.
00:29:52Hasn't Sony TV given you Diwali?
00:29:58Why are you following us?
00:30:04By the way, washing hands reminds me.
00:30:05You know, I wash clothes very well.
00:30:08Yes, you wash clothes very well.
00:30:09You wash all your clothes and leave the colour.
00:30:11Is that so? Will the clothes leave the smoke?
00:30:15The clothes will leave the colour.
00:30:18But clothes are such a thing.
00:30:19These days, people leave the colour.
00:30:21I am not joking.
00:30:23Take this man.
00:30:25I didn't leave the colour.
00:30:26You left it, that's why you came to Sony.
00:30:28Yes.
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:33Very good.
00:30:36Have you seen?
00:30:37Good one.
00:30:37I have channelised the matter.
00:30:42Have you seen?
00:30:43By the way, people think that washing clothes is an easy job.
00:30:46That it is easy.
00:30:48But it is not.
00:30:49Washing clothes is a very risky job.
00:30:51What is risky?
00:30:52While washing clothes, your face comes in the middle.
00:30:55No, that day I was washing clothes in the pond.
00:30:57A crocodile came in front of me.
00:30:58Yes, but the risk was of the crocodile.
00:31:00Did you see if he got scared?
00:31:02He must have got scared.
00:31:03He used to get scared, but now he doesn't.
00:31:05Now he has become a friend.
00:31:06Now our relationship has become very good.
00:31:08Now as soon as he sees me, he claps with his mouth.
00:31:10Like this.
00:31:15He is a kid.
00:31:17By the way, can I ask you a question of general knowledge?
00:31:20Yes.
00:31:20Why doesn't this crocodile clap with his hands?
00:31:23Why?
00:31:24Because if he claps with his hands, how will he swim?
00:31:27He won't drown.
00:31:28I love it.
00:31:29I love it.
00:31:30By the way, I have seen the trailer of the film.
00:31:31You dream, don't you, Mr. Huma?
00:31:33He comes in your dreams.
00:31:35What do I tell you?
00:31:36Some time ago, he had brought Virat in my dreams.
00:31:38I liked it a lot.
00:31:40You liked it, didn't you? He got very angry.
00:31:42That's why he scored 82 runs in 53 balls in a fit of anger.
00:31:48Then he gets such anger every day.
00:31:49Yes.
00:31:50By the way, I have seen Maharani once.
00:31:53I have seen her.
00:31:54She is very beautiful.
00:31:55She is very beautiful.
00:31:56By the way, I have seen Maharani once.
00:31:58You know, you have become the CM in it, right?
00:32:01So, seeing you, my uncle got very inspired.
00:32:05He got inspired and even fought for the elections.
00:32:07He distributed liquor to win the elections.
00:32:10And he won the elections.
00:32:14Then why is she crying?
00:32:15No, because of distributing liquor, he went to jail.
00:32:21He has just come out of the jail.
00:32:25If he has come out, then why is she crying?
00:32:26No, he has come out of the jail and distributed liquor again.
00:32:31And this time, he went inside with his aunt.
00:32:33Why did his aunt go?
00:32:34Because his aunt distributed snacks with him.
00:32:41Now, both of them will rot inside all their lives.
00:32:43It will be fun.
00:32:44Why are you laughing now?
00:32:45No, I am laughing now.
00:32:46Because my uncle has made a joke out of it.
00:32:50You can't see the pain behind my laughter.
00:32:54You can't see the pain behind my laughter.
00:32:55But I can see the man behind my laughter.
00:33:02What is your problem?
00:33:03My wife says that I am heavy.
00:33:05That's why people take me lightly.
00:33:09A few days ago, the groom's family came to see me at home.
00:33:12When they came, he said that it is very hot.
00:33:15What will you buy in winter?
00:33:15They said, get an AC car.
00:33:17I have to go.
00:33:19Your attitude is very bad.
00:33:21Your attitude is not bad.
00:33:22Look, this is not the relationship.
00:33:23Look, there is scope here.
00:33:24We can see it here.
00:33:25There is scope.
00:33:26Your brother, Mr. Saqib..
00:33:28Yes.
00:33:29He is single.
00:33:31He is ready to mingle.
00:33:33So, I was telling him to introduce me to Mr. Saqib.
00:33:37Setting.
00:33:39So, it is possible that things will work out.
00:33:40You are very lucky.
00:33:41You have many restaurants in Delhi, right?
00:33:43Yes.
00:33:44If you marry me, you won't even have to keep the fridge there.
00:33:47Why?
00:33:48Because I will eat all the leftover food.
00:33:54They won't marry you.
00:33:55They won't?
00:33:56No.
00:33:57I don't lack anything.
00:34:00I have a son.
00:34:01Are you sure?
00:34:01My parents have gone to see my son.
00:34:04It is possible that we will get married.
00:34:05You never know.
00:34:06My son is not like that.
00:34:08He works in the wildlife forest department.
00:34:11What does he do?
00:34:12He bathes elephants.
00:34:16No.
00:34:17Bathing elephants is not a small task.
00:34:19Because the elephant is so big in itself.
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:21So, it is a big task.
00:34:23So, I wash clothes.
00:34:25I leave my clothes under the elephant's feet.
00:34:27Elephants are like this.
00:34:28My clothes will get dirty.
00:34:34What is she doing?
00:34:35My phone is ringing.
00:34:38It is the girl's phone.
00:34:39It is my mom's phone.
00:34:41Hello, mom.
00:34:42I love you.
00:34:45Mom, I have got engaged.
00:34:48What?
00:34:50The boy is saying that he won't be able to handle two elephants in one life.
00:34:54Give the phone to the boy.
00:34:55Hello. Hi.
00:34:57I really liked your honesty.
00:34:59You won't be able to handle two elephants in one life.
00:35:02Even I won't be able to handle them.
00:35:03Actually, I already have a dog.
00:35:05Hi.
00:35:12What?
00:35:15What happened? Did he refuse?
00:35:17He won't refuse. I refused.
00:35:19Very good.
00:35:20Why are you so angry with such a boy?
00:35:22Why will you get married to such a boy?
00:35:24Is it a task to bathe an elephant?
00:35:26It is an elephant's trunk.
00:35:27You have to bathe it yourself.
00:35:29Why are you acting like his mom?
00:35:31He will bathe the elephant.
00:35:33What is the fun in that?
00:35:33Who wants to see a snake or an elephant?
00:35:41Think about it.
00:35:41While washing the elephant, he slipped and fell under the elephant's feet.
00:35:45He will have to wash his hands for the rest of his life.
00:35:46He is washing the elephant.
00:35:49Thank you.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:52If you don't have this relationship, then find someone else.
00:35:54You had an interview going on.
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:57Do that.
00:35:58We will leave now.
00:35:59Okay. It was a pleasure meeting you.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:04We will leave now.
00:36:05Very nice, Mr. Keshav. Very nice.
00:36:06Thank you.
00:36:07Bye.
00:36:12The photographs that you upload for your fans
00:36:15we take some pictures from your social media accounts.
00:36:17And the comments that your fans make
00:36:20we will read them in front of you.
00:36:21Yes. Show us.
00:36:24Cat is out of the bag.
00:36:25Finally, Shikhar Dhawan, double XL.
00:36:27Come, let's read the comments below.
00:36:30You both are worried about laughing.
00:36:32Find the cat that came out of the bag.
00:36:34I hope it doesn't drink milk in the kitchen.
00:36:37Mr. Shikhar is amazing.
00:36:39He has made a pitch on his head for practice at home.
00:36:48I had also worn a suit like Shikhar's once.
00:36:52Someone asked me to get a beer.
00:36:54I said, I am not a waiter.
00:36:55He said, he gets angry. Get one for yourself as well.
00:37:02Show us more.
00:37:03Zaheer has uploaded this photo.
00:37:05The earth loves us. It's time to show our love as well.
00:37:07Nice picture.
00:37:08Come, let's read the comments.
00:37:11Wow! Gear cycle.
00:37:13Looks like they distribute English newspapers.
00:37:18Wow!
00:37:20Put a mudguard on your cycle.
00:37:23It will look like a painting in the rain.
00:37:27Show us more comments.
00:37:30The day before I become Nikita Roy.
00:37:32Wow! You are promoting my ugly picture as well.
00:37:34Thank you.
00:37:36Show us the comments below.
00:37:38Ma'am, be careful while reading the book.
00:37:40Don't bump into the pole.
00:37:42Even my nose was crooked.
00:37:45Someone replied.
00:37:46Then why are you poking your crooked nose here?
00:37:52Love it.
00:37:53He replied to the comment on the back.
00:37:54Show us more.
00:37:57She will finish the entire book in a jiffy.
00:37:59Even I finish 100 grams of peanuts in a jiffy.
00:38:05The pouch you are wearing..
00:38:06My uncle wears it like a belt.
00:38:10He even stopped the wedding pyjamas from the pouch.
00:38:17Show us more.
00:38:19Mahat has posted this.
00:38:20Finally, back to the sets of..
00:38:22It's a Tamil movie of mine.
00:38:25Okay. After a long wait with Aishwarya4547..
00:38:29..and happy to be sharing the screen space..
00:38:32..with this Jack Sparrow.
00:38:33Let's read the comments below.
00:38:36Pirates..
00:38:41Read it. Translate it.
00:38:46Mahat, will you explain it to us?
00:38:49He is saying that Johnny Depp is respected.
00:38:52So, you put a cloth over him and removed the respect.
00:39:00Bro, I will sleep in such a small getup.
00:39:04I will sleep in such a small getup.
00:39:05Johnny Depp is in such a Jack Sparrow getup.
00:39:08Johnny Depp is in such a Jack Sparrow getup.
00:39:09Paltoli..
00:39:10What does it mean?
00:39:11It seems like Kapil's Tamil film audition is going on here.
00:39:15What does it mean?
00:39:17What kind of getup is this?
00:39:18If Johnny Depp sees this, he will get angry.
00:39:23Show us more.
00:39:26Johnny Depp is in such a Jack Sparrow getup.
00:39:30Johnny Depp is in such a Jack Sparrow getup.
00:39:32Okay. But he looks cute when he speaks.
00:39:35Okay, it's in Hindi.
00:39:36I am sure this man would be selling..
00:39:38..purse, lock, pen, paper, soap, comb..
00:39:40..and 50 other things from the court.
00:39:44Show us more.
00:39:46Huma has uploaded this photo.
00:39:47This is how we roll at Almond 3 film.
00:39:49Saqib Saleem, Mudassir Aziz.
00:39:51And what we are doing here.
00:39:53Wait for..
00:39:55Show us the comments.
00:39:57When the wedding procession leaves the lane..
00:39:59..my family and I also come and watch it.
00:40:06When you come out after hearing the helicopter's sound..
00:40:08..and they leave by then..
00:40:10..this is how the face looks.
00:40:12Many a times, mom puts the kids to work like this.
00:40:14If the vegetable vendor comes out, stop him.
00:40:17Show us more.
00:40:19Hold on.
00:40:19See, the boys' captions are so small.
00:40:21It's over.
00:40:23Show us.
00:40:26I have five films and seven songs..
00:40:30..which I want to give to Salman.
00:40:33Please introduce me to them.
00:40:35Film name one, Sher Khan.
00:40:36Two, King Khan.
00:40:37Three, Monster Man.
00:40:39Please DM me.
00:40:40Please DM me.
00:40:42Must DM me.
00:40:42Someone replied..
00:40:43..Salman has two abuses and five punches.
00:40:48Savage.
00:40:49Should he DM you or is he your manager?
00:40:54Savage reply.
00:40:55He is thinking of walking on a rope one day.
00:40:59Show us more.
00:41:00Danger girl.
00:41:03Show us the comments.
00:41:04James Bond's fiancée.
00:41:06Yes.
00:41:10I am a dangerous boy.
00:41:12You are a dangerous girl.
00:41:14I am a dangerous boy.
00:41:16I am a dangerous girl.
00:41:18Someone replied..
00:41:19..what is this?
00:41:22Someone replied..
00:41:23..it's a bike horn.
00:41:26My hair was like yours..
00:41:28..because I rode the bike too fast.
00:41:32But it will be fine after washing it.
00:41:34Don't worry.
00:41:36I am a dangerous boy.
00:41:39Show us more.
00:41:41I am that excited happy tourist.
00:41:43When you have a no-shoot day..
00:41:45..this is how you roam around and explore the city.
00:41:48Thank you, bro, for this amazing day out.
00:41:50He wrote to Zaheer.
00:41:51You both didn't have a shoot that day.
00:41:53Yes, we didn't have a shoot.
00:41:54And Zaheer became his Raju guide.
00:41:56I think no one else had any work.
00:41:57The entire city was empty.
00:42:00Show us the comments.
00:42:02What is this?
00:42:04He must have ran away after ringing someone's doorbell.
00:42:08You will be able to see London in a day..
00:42:11..if you keep running around.
00:42:14Show us more.
00:42:16He must be saving his rent..
00:42:18..by running behind a taxi.
00:42:21Someone replied..
00:42:22..running behind a train will save you more money.
00:42:26Sorry, bro, whoever wrote this..
00:42:27..very bad sense.
00:42:29Show us more.
00:42:3210 million views and counting. Thank you for the love.
00:42:35And for the rest of you guys.
00:42:38Show the comments below.
00:42:39I was doing.. I was shooting a photo.
00:42:42It was in the middle. So, we were having fun.
00:42:44Okay. Okay.
00:42:45This is the context.
00:42:46Ma'am, you are out of my reach.
00:42:48At least let me see the other person's face.
00:42:52This is written by Pape.
00:42:56Someone has written a reply.
00:42:57Dear, you are out of my reach.
00:43:03Show me more.
00:43:06This girl was going to tell her parents
00:43:07the name of Huma's boyfriend.
00:43:11Show me more.
00:43:12Oh!
00:43:13Oh, God!
00:43:14All the four actors are in the same frame.
00:43:15They are sleeping in their own rooms.
00:43:16How did you click their photos?
00:43:17When we went to shoot this film,
00:43:19Covid was over.
00:43:21I mean, we had to..
00:43:22Quarantine.
00:43:22We had to quarantine for 14 days together.
00:43:24So, all of us quarantined in London.
00:43:27You had a lot of fun in the film.
00:43:28You ate a lot.
00:43:30You stayed in London for 14 days for free.
00:43:32You didn't even go out.
00:43:33We used to go out in the room.
00:43:35You were playing Ludo.
00:43:36We were playing Ludo.
00:43:37We used to operate each other's stings.
00:43:40We used to get our phones out for fun.
00:43:42We had a lot of fun against each other.
00:43:45Like I keep saying,
00:43:46if Sonakshi's phone disappears, I will be the most worried.
00:43:50Because she has so many videos and pictures.
00:43:52She can ruin my career.
00:43:56I have a phone.
00:43:57Show me the comments.
00:44:00Both the boys are sleeping with their mouths open.
00:44:02I hope no one charges their mobile and leaves.
00:44:06Looking at Sonakshi's phone,
00:44:08it seems like she has put an alarm.
00:44:09The rest of them have put a peg.
00:44:14This might be true.
00:44:17Show me more.
00:44:19Nice.
00:44:19She is a real work of art.
00:44:20This one.
00:44:21Very nice picture.
00:44:22By the way, that painting is mine.
00:44:24Did you make it?
00:44:24Yes.
00:44:25Nice.
00:44:26Very nice.
00:44:26Thank you.
00:44:28Come, let's read the comments below.
00:44:32Ma'am, did you fall on the painting or did the painting fall on you?
00:44:37I can't understand your dress.
00:44:39Please clarify.
00:44:42Look at the level of stinginess.
00:44:43You called an artist to make a painting.
00:44:46In the same money, you made her paint the clothes as well.
00:44:49I am the artist.
00:44:52Show me more.
00:44:54It's over.
00:44:55I think this is very funny.
00:44:57Friends, the director of the film, Double Axel is with us.
00:45:01Mr. Satram Ramani.
00:45:02Welcome, Mr. Ramani.
00:45:04Come.
00:45:09Welcome.
00:45:12Mr. Ramani, welcome to our show.
00:45:14Thank you, sir.
00:45:15You made a great film.
00:45:16Your trailer is very funny.
00:45:17Yes, sir.
00:45:18The actor with whom you are best friends,
00:45:20please settle down with him.
00:45:21We have a sofa here.
00:45:22Thank you, sir.
00:45:23Thank you, sir.
00:45:24Please settle down with him.
00:45:25We have a sofa here.
00:45:30Mr. Ramani, first of all, tell me
00:45:31that you make films on social issues.
00:45:34Sir, it's not like that.
00:45:35I make films on the scripts that I like.
00:45:36I want to say something.
00:45:38Was this Mudassar's idea?
00:45:39Yes.
00:45:39Actually, it's a very good idea.
00:45:41Congratulations to you, sir.
00:45:42Thank you, sir.
00:45:43I have heard that your sense of humour
00:45:46and the jokes that you forward
00:45:47are very amazing.
00:45:48Huma was telling me just now.
00:45:49Sir, I have learnt it from you.
00:45:50Huma actually..
00:45:53Huma doesn't like my jokes.
00:45:54So, he asked me where these jokes come from.
00:45:56So, I told him that they come from Mr. Kapil.
00:45:57So, you give your bad jokes to a candidate.
00:46:00No.
00:46:01I don't have jokes.
00:46:02We have conversations.
00:46:03Sir, please give us a demonstration.
00:46:04Please give us a demonstration.
00:46:05Please give us a joke, sir.
00:46:06It will be fun, Mr. Ramani.
00:46:07One day, Huma asked me on the set
00:46:08that he is having a headache.
00:46:11So, I told him that I have a headache
00:46:13and he has a headache too.
00:46:14Oh, my God!
00:46:18Sir, he is giving credit to you.
00:46:20He is giving credit to you.
00:46:22He is.
00:46:22Sir, I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart.
00:46:24No matter how close your friend is
00:46:27if someone asks you to give a joke
00:46:28you don't have to do it.
00:46:33No, no. Jokes apart.
00:46:34He is a master in what he does.
00:46:36He has made an amazing film.
00:46:38And sir, many congratulations to you.
00:46:40Thank you, sir.
00:46:40And I hope that after watching this film
00:46:43people will get rid of the feeling
00:46:45that they are overweight or overweight.
00:46:48Thank you, sir.
00:46:49Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:46:53Thank you.
00:46:57Oh, my God!
00:47:05Sir, the entire team of Double Axel is here.
00:47:09I want to tell you something.
00:47:11What?
00:47:13I will sit here.
00:47:19Hi, Ms. Huma.
00:47:21Hello.
00:47:21Do you know, Mr. Sonakshi, eating sweets
00:47:24reduces your weight?
00:47:25It doesn't reduce. It increases.
00:47:27If you buy it, it increases.
00:47:28If you steal it, it decreases.
00:47:33Let me tell you about myself.
00:47:34I am the musician here.
00:47:36Ustad Ghar Chaudas.
00:47:38I know nothing about music.
00:47:43Please. We are talking.
00:47:44Please request us.
00:47:45Yes.
00:47:46Music is..
00:47:47I mean, I don't know anything about it.
00:47:49I am just saying.
00:47:50We are talking, sir.
00:47:51Please.
00:47:52Go away. I am upset with you.
00:47:56Who is upset with him?
00:47:58I am upset with my face.
00:47:59I am upset with the place where I am upset with you.
00:48:02You can be upset. I don't talk to you.
00:48:06Kapoor, it doesn't happen like that.
00:48:07When someone is upset, we convince him.
00:48:09We stop him. Hold my hand for a minute.
00:48:10We hold hands like this.
00:48:12We tell him to agree.
00:48:13I agree. I agree.
00:48:15I didn't convince you. Get lost.
00:48:18You left your hand.
00:48:20If I had to leave my hand, why did I hold it, Kapoor?
00:48:26This is how it is.
00:48:34Ms. Bhumi, you know, I have a different obsession with you.
00:48:37Yes.
00:48:38I remember.
00:48:40You remember?
00:48:42Last time, I sang a lighter raag for you and lit a lamp.
00:48:46Yes, I remember.
00:48:47This time, you drink that raag petrol and show him the fire.
00:48:50Good suggestion.
00:48:51I tried it last time, but I won't do it today.
00:48:54Because sometimes, the fire comes out from the wrong place.
00:49:00Ms. Archana, I tried it.
00:49:02But my bangles got burnt.
00:49:04I mean, my pyjamas got burnt and the bangles got saved.
00:49:07I didn't like that.
00:49:09Ms. Sonakshi, I saw that the boys in the film don't spoil you.
00:49:13But in reality, the girls don't spoil me.
00:49:17In reality.. Let me show you something.
00:49:20That's why I carry my own grass with me.
00:49:24Because I don't have any other option.
00:49:28You should be ashamed. Your hair has turned grey and you are eating grass.
00:49:32So, should I grow my hair green to eat grass?
00:49:36Should I roam around like a parrot?
00:49:38Ms. Bhumi, don't pay attention to him. Listen to me.
00:49:40Yes.
00:49:47Thank you.
00:49:51Ms. Bhumi, a while ago, you played the role of a queen.
00:49:59Yes, I did.
00:50:00You played the role of a queen.
00:50:01Yes.
00:50:01Then you shot the next film in London.
00:50:04Yes.
00:50:04If you had shot the film in London, you would have been the queen of London.
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:11Tell him that this joke is for Mr. Armani.
00:50:14Keep the camera on him.
00:50:15No one else laughed at this.
00:50:18It reminded me of London. I was quite..
00:50:22I had been to London.
00:50:25I had been to London. On my way there, I..
00:50:30I was about to leave but it got cancelled.
00:50:32Because I didn't get that.. What do you call it?
00:50:34You got rejected?
00:50:34No, I got beaten up there.
00:50:38They stopped me at the airport.
00:50:40I had checked in.
00:50:41Yes.
00:50:42They told me that I can't take the lighter and the knife.
00:50:46Spicy food is not allowed.
00:50:47Yes.
00:50:48I told them to tell me.
00:50:49I took out a bomb from my pocket.
00:50:50I told them to drink it.
00:50:51It's spicy.
00:50:54Why were you taking the bomb?
00:50:55Sir, I was going abroad.
00:50:57You get everything there.
00:50:58You don't get a bomb made by your mother.
00:51:02You get it again, sir.
00:51:04Does your mother make bombs?
00:51:06No, she used to.
00:51:07She's in jail now.
00:51:11Sir..
00:51:15Satu is dying of laughter.
00:51:18See, Mr. Ramani is happy with your jokes.
00:51:21Sir, thank you.
00:51:22This is what I wanted to say.
00:51:27Where were you going?
00:51:30I had a concert in London.
00:51:33The big shows love me differently.
00:51:38It's a respect. I can't even show it to you.
00:51:40I can't tell you. I can show you.
00:51:41At least show me the marks on your back.
00:51:44I got them because my music has such power.
00:51:47People go crazy.
00:51:48Yes.
00:51:49They go crazy.
00:51:50The same thing happened there.
00:51:52The audience went crazy.
00:51:53They came and broke the stage.
00:51:54They twisted my hand like this.
00:51:58But I didn't stop them.
00:52:00Why?
00:52:00Mr. Sona is enjoying it.
00:52:02Why didn't you stop them from hitting you?
00:52:03No, sir. Because they were hitting me thinking I was someone else.
00:52:07I thought they were hitting me thinking I was someone else.
00:52:09Why should I interfere?
00:52:14Why should I care?
00:52:16Why should I care?
00:52:17You could have said it when you realised that they were hitting you thinking you were someone else.
00:52:20I could have said it. But a man had his knees on my face.
00:52:26Sir, forget about all this.
00:52:27His film is coming up. Talk about it.
00:52:28Talk about it.
00:52:30As you said, Mr. Sonakshi.
00:52:32You won't have to marry a rat.
00:52:34You can marry a rooster.
00:52:37If you ever find a rooster suitable for your life
00:52:46I have a professional experience of how to make a rooster.
00:52:50How?
00:52:51My teacher used to tell me to get fresh eggs in the morning.
00:52:56He used to tell me to get fresh eggs in the morning.
00:53:01I used to get eggs for him in the morning.
00:53:03One day, I went to Darbha.
00:53:06I wore a rooster costume.
00:53:08I sat next to the roosters.
00:53:12When I sat down, I kept my hand like this.
00:53:14I thought I was going to get eggs.
00:53:15But I forgot that I was also a rooster.
00:53:18People were waiting for me to lay eggs.
00:53:25I tried to lay eggs.
00:53:29But that day, I realised that I can make sounds but not lay eggs.
00:53:35I also realised that roosters have sharp nails.
00:53:40When they realised that I am not a rooster
00:53:41they started screaming.
00:53:46I got an idea.
00:53:47Sir.
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49I want to tell you something.
00:53:50Yes.
00:53:51Get lost.
00:53:54Are you done?
00:53:54No, I am not done laying eggs yet.
00:54:01We have come to celebrate.
00:54:03Absolutely.
00:54:06Amazing.
00:54:10We were talking about weight.
00:54:12The film is also about that.
00:54:13We should have big dreams.
00:54:15We shouldn't look at the size of people.
00:54:16What do you think?
00:54:17About weight gain or weight loss?
00:54:19Pros and cons.
00:54:20Whatever you want to say.
00:54:22I will come to all of you one by one.
00:54:23Ladies first.
00:54:24Hello, Kapil.
00:54:25Hello, ma'am.
00:54:26Hello, Archana.
00:54:26Hi.
00:54:28Sir, my name is Shilpa.
00:54:29Hello, Shilpa.
00:54:30I am from Haryana.
00:54:31Okay.
00:54:31Welcome.
00:54:32Haryana is a country where milk and curd is the mainstay.
00:54:35Yes.
00:54:35It starts and ends with sweetness.
00:54:37Amazing.
00:54:38You asked me about the pros and cons of weight gain.
00:54:42I think it is beneficial too.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:44Ladies and salesmen come in the sale season.
00:54:47You will ask everyone and everyone will say
00:54:48that they like discounts the most.
00:54:49Even the gents like it but they don't believe it.
00:54:53Sir, whenever there is a sale
00:54:54I am the least tensed and they are the most tensed.
00:54:57Because large and medium sizes are sold out immediately.
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:00But double XL sizes are being sold out.
00:55:03So it is very good for me.
00:55:05I am getting the benefit.
00:55:06It is a technical thing.
00:55:08Your positive outlook to life.
00:55:10I love it.
00:55:10Thank you, Sanakshi ma'am.
00:55:12Thank you, sir.
00:55:12Thank you, Shilpa.
00:55:13Thank you for coming to the show.
00:55:13Thank you, sir.
00:55:14Any other friend?
00:55:16Yes, sir.
00:55:17Hi, Kapil sir.
00:55:18Hello, sir. Hello.
00:55:19Hello, everyone.
00:55:20Hi.
00:55:20Hello.
00:55:21Kapil sir, I have a problem with gaining weight.
00:55:24One is that I have to bend down to tie a lace.
00:55:27And when I bend down, I can't tie a lace.
00:55:30Even today, I am wearing a suit without a lace.
00:55:34Slip-ons.
00:55:35And the second thing is that if we go to a function
00:55:37or a party, they look at us first when we eat.
00:55:40They look at others later.
00:55:41They say, don't take too much.
00:55:45One advice is enough for me.
00:55:46If we go somewhere, like we went in a car with friends
00:55:51make them sit in the front first.
00:55:52Otherwise, we will all fit in.
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:53Look, sir, there are four of us here.
00:55:56If I wasn't here, two more would have come.
00:56:00So sweet, sir. You are very cute.
00:56:01Thank you.
00:56:01But is your weight this much from the start
00:56:03or has it increased later?
00:56:04No, sir. To be frank, I am a cricketer.
00:56:06Okay.
00:56:06I used to play a lot of airline crickets.
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:08I am a good player. I am an all-rounder.
00:56:10But, sir, there is a genetic thing.
00:56:13Yes. Genetics.
00:56:14They can't do anything with it.
00:56:16No, sir. It's not like that.
00:56:17If you feel that you want to lose weight
00:56:19you can do it.
00:56:20Sir, I try my best to do it.
00:56:22Sir, I do yoga every morning.
00:56:24I go to the treadmill as well.
00:56:25It's not like that.
00:56:26Keep it up, sir.
00:56:27Thank you so much, sir.
00:56:28Thank you so much for coming on the show.
00:56:29Thank you, sir.
00:56:30Everyone, happy new year.
00:56:31Happy new year, sir.
00:56:33Any other friend?
00:56:34Oh, he is in our team. Ajay Vohra.
00:56:36Ajay wants to say something.
00:56:38Hello, sir.
00:56:38Hello. Why are you saying hello?
00:56:39Did you come with me?
00:56:42Yes.
00:56:43Sir, basically, it's about the weight.
00:56:46Yes.
00:56:46But there is a profit and a loss for everything.
00:56:47So, the profit is that wherever I go
00:56:49people think that I am a fatso.
00:56:53There is a dawn.
00:56:53Yes, there is something.
00:56:54We get an aura.
00:56:56So, there is a profit.
00:56:57The loss is that
00:56:58no matter how good the clothes I wear
00:57:00no matter how good the hairstyle I do
00:57:01it's cute. That's it.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03So, being cute is a very good thing.
00:57:05Yes, it's cute.
00:57:05But there is an expectation
00:57:07that I look hot or handsome.
00:57:09I look cute.
00:57:11I wish.
00:57:12So, this is my point.
00:57:13What should we do?
00:57:14We have weight.
00:57:15Okay. Like he said,
00:57:17many times, things are genetic.
00:57:20He tells me..
00:57:21I am working out.
00:57:23I asked him, are you working out?
00:57:23He said, I am working out too.
00:57:24I said, it's nothing. Everything is closed.
00:57:26The next day, he didn't come.
00:57:27I asked him where he was.
00:57:27He said, he was sick.
00:57:28I asked him what it was.
00:57:29He said, he ate ice-cream.
00:57:30I asked him how much it was.
00:57:30He said, 750 grams.
00:57:33Sir, 250 grams has taste.
00:57:35He ate 250 grams of ice-cream
00:57:37and drank 400 grams of milkshake.
00:57:38So, he drank 750 grams.
00:57:39He is just 23 years old.
00:57:41Yes.
00:57:41So, don't make excuses.
00:57:42You work out.
00:57:44Sit quietly.
00:57:46Does anyone else want to share their thoughts?
00:57:49Hello, Kapil sir.
00:57:50Hello, sir.
00:57:50Hello, Alshanama.
00:57:51Hello.
00:57:51Hello, everyone.
00:57:52Hi.
00:57:52Myself, Meeth.
00:57:53I am from Rajkot, Gujarat.
00:57:55I have a question for Ms. Huma.
00:57:57Generally, what happens to us is..
00:58:00If we put on weight in two to three months..
00:58:03We remove the stitches of the pants.
00:58:06So, there is a mark of a week on the back.
00:58:11So, my actual question was..
00:58:14Yes.
00:58:15We do it.
00:58:16Do you do it too?
00:58:18Or do you go to a mall and buy a pair of pants?
00:58:22Your question was very funny.
00:58:24I will tell you this.
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:26That's it.
00:58:26Everyone alters their clothes.
00:58:28No matter how thin it is.
00:58:29No matter how much weight you put on.
00:58:30No matter how much you reduce.
00:58:31So, everyone has this problem.
00:58:33Everyone has this problem.
00:58:36Thank you.
00:58:36Thank you, Ms. Puneer.
00:58:39Does anyone else want to share their thoughts?
00:58:42Hello, everyone.
00:58:43My name is Zahabiya Masalawala.
00:58:45Zahabiya.
00:58:46Zahabiya is a unique name.
00:58:47What does it mean?
00:58:48It means gold.
00:58:50Gold.
00:58:51Gold.
00:58:52Gold.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:53As you were saying..
00:58:55Increasing and reducing weight is a problem.
00:58:58But I have another problem.
00:58:59My problem is my height.
00:59:01When I don't have space in the car
00:59:03I have to sit on someone's lap.
00:59:06And I can't fit my height if I sit on someone's lap.
00:59:08How tall are you, Zahabiya?
00:59:10Six feet.
00:59:11You are very lucky.
00:59:12What a lovely height for a girl.
00:59:14Models die for this height.
00:59:17I think she will be standing on the ramp.
00:59:18Yes.
00:59:19Because she is so beautiful.
00:59:20You don't have any other option.
00:59:21You can get a guy off a moving flight and get married.
00:59:25You can pluck mangoes from someone's house.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28You can take advantage of her.
00:59:30You are beautiful for your height.
00:59:35Thank you, Zahabiya.
00:59:39Mr. Das, did you want to say something?
00:59:41Hello, everyone.
00:59:42Sonakshi, tell Mr. Das how old he is.
00:59:44Sir, that's the problem.
00:59:45That's what I wanted to tell you.
00:59:46What?
00:59:47What?
00:59:48I don't have any problem of being fat or thin.
00:59:52Then?
00:59:52When I come in a bus, they don't let me sit on the seat of senior citizen.
00:59:57Why?
00:59:57They don't let me sit on the seat of senior citizen.
01:00:00So, you are sad about this?
01:00:02Yes.
01:00:03To get a seat.
01:00:04There is a lot of happiness.
01:00:06I don't get a seat even if young boys sit on it.
01:00:08Then stop dyeing your hair black.
01:00:10You are a senior citizen.
01:00:14Wow!
01:00:17Wow!
01:00:21Mr. Akshana is right.
01:00:26You don't even have any manners as a senior citizen.
01:00:28When you dance.. Where is Mr. Das?
01:00:31Mr. Das, you have to dance with Huma today.
01:00:33Come here.
01:00:33Sonakshi, genuinely..
01:00:36Mr. Das, come here.
01:00:37Your waist is not shaking. Come here.
01:00:40No one will call you Mr. Das from today.
01:00:42Everyone will call you Mr. Dance.
01:00:47Mr. Das.
01:00:49Yes, sir.
01:00:51Hi, everyone.
01:00:52Hello.
01:00:53I am Nihar Bhaira.
01:00:54I have come from Odisha, Cuttack.
01:00:55Okay.
01:00:56I want to tell you something about Kapil Soh program.
01:01:00My uncle was in the hospital.
01:01:03He had to take medicine after dinner.
01:01:06I told him to take medicine.
01:01:07It was time to go to bed.
01:01:10He said that he wants to watch Kapil Soh program first.
01:01:13Oh!
01:01:13I told him to take medicine first.
01:01:16I don't want to waste time.
01:01:19I want to watch it immediately.
01:01:20I watched it immediately.
01:01:22After watching it, I took medicine.
01:01:24I saw the smile on his face.
01:01:27I saw his feelings.
01:01:29I saw how much he got mixed in the show.
01:01:32I got a feeling and I got emotional.
01:01:35I felt that there is a program
01:01:37which is not a comedy.
01:01:40It is a miracle.
01:01:42People say that there is comedy here.
01:01:44I say that it is a miracle.
01:01:46My uncle got emotional after watching it.
01:01:50He is not feeling the pain.
01:01:53He is laughing at the comedy.
01:01:54Wow!
01:01:55This is the real thing.
01:01:56It is our good fortune
01:01:57that through this program
01:02:00your uncle is getting better.
01:02:02It is God's grace.
01:02:04Thank you for your love.
01:02:05I have made something unique for you.
01:02:08Okay.
01:02:08Jagannath temple is one of the four dhamas.
01:02:11Wow!
01:02:12I have made a wooden temple in the shape of it.
01:02:15I am going to give it to you.
01:02:17Thank you, sir. Thank you.
01:02:20I will see.
01:02:24Wow!
01:02:25How are you, sir?
01:02:26Thank you, sir.
01:02:27It is very beautiful.
01:02:31It is very beautiful, sir.
01:02:32It is very beautiful.
01:02:33You have done such a fine work.
01:02:35Wow!
01:02:37Thank you, sir.
01:02:37Thank you.
01:02:38It is the most beautiful gift you have given me today.
01:02:40Thank you, sir.
01:02:41Thank you, sir.
01:02:41Thank you.
01:02:42Thank you, sir.
01:02:43Love you too, sir.
01:02:46Thank you.
01:02:48Uma, Zaheer, Mr. Ramani, Sonakshi, Maha.
01:02:51Thank you so much for coming.
01:02:52Thank you for having us.
01:02:53And it was a lot of fun to be with all of you.
01:02:54Thank you so much for having us.
01:02:56And many congratulations for Double Axel.
01:02:58Thank you.