The Queens Nose - Season 7 - Season Seven - Episode 2
Children's drama series about a magical coin which grants wishes. Jake wishes to become the coolest boy in school, with surprising results.
Meanwhile, Chief gets hold of the Queen's Nose and inadvertently wishes for an extra pair of hands to help around the shop.
Meanwhile, Chief gets hold of the Queen's Nose and inadvertently wishes for an extra pair of hands to help around the shop.
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00:00Look, has anyone seen my biology folder?
00:1520, 40, 60, 80. Carla, I'm right out of 10s and 50s for my float.
00:20Don't look at me, Dad. I'm in the agency all morning, then I've got a massage client coming in the afternoon. I'm chuck all day.
00:27Gemma, come and sit down.
00:29Jake, eat. And can we keep human biology off the table, please?
00:36Eight wishes left.
00:38Anything in the whole world. Anything, Frank.
00:42Food, that's the best bit. Can't go wrong with nosh.
00:45Frank, you've got a one-track mind.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Think about this thing. It's incredible.
00:51You really need to stop this talking to yourself thing, Jake. It's weird.
00:55No, it's not weird. I'm just talking to Frank.
00:59Oh, yes, the ferret. So that's OK.
01:03I thought I said no ferrets at the breakfast table.
01:07Really, it's fine, look. It's got a leash on.
01:11What is it? My table manners? Cheeky.
01:13It's Jake that needs a leash. He's dippy.
01:19Chief, shop.
01:22OK, I'll go.
01:28Hi, only me. Ready.
01:30Oh, hi, Jake. Are you coming with us?
01:33I'm not going to school with him in that coat carrying a stoat.
01:38I don't think so.
01:40Jake, you are not taking Frank to school.
01:43Put him back in his cage.
01:46I'm sorry, I have a reputation.
01:49I cannot be seen walking on a public highway with Mr Sadow here.
01:53Why not?
01:54What's that down there?
01:55Toes!
01:59I rest my case.
02:01Oh, just once, just one day, I wish we could have an extra pair of hands around the place.
02:07It's the most stupid thing I've ever heard in my whole life.
02:12Hey, what's that going to be? Pet food store, maybe?
02:15Frank!
02:16What?
02:17What?
02:18Look, here's the deal.
02:20You're the pet, you stay in your cage and lounge around.
02:23I'm the kid, I go to school and get picked on.
02:27OK, seems clear. Just keep quiet in there.
02:31I think, um...
02:34Oh, look who it is.
02:36Um...
02:38Oh, look who it is.
02:40Freak boy walking past my bus shelter.
02:43Yeah, look at him. Look at that coat.
02:46I never knew fluorescent strips could be so cool.
02:49What have you got under there, then, eh?
02:52Wow. Is it yours?
02:55No wonder everyone thinks you're a weird weasel, boy.
02:58It's because you are weird.
03:00Now, about that money you owe me.
03:07So, how much?
03:09£1.50. Protection money.
03:13Just to walk past his stupid bus shelter.
03:16Why can't I stand up to these people?
03:19Have a bit of dignity for once.
03:24I need a new image.
03:27What a day.
03:29Do you ever just wish you could start the whole thing again?
03:34No, but you could.
03:37You're right.
03:39I could, yeah.
03:42Yes.
03:44OK.
03:46I wish I could start the whole day again.
03:49But this time...
03:51I want to be the coolest boy in school.
03:57It worked.
03:59We're back.
04:01Hey, does that mean we get to have breakfast again?
04:04I'm sorry, I have a reputation.
04:06I cannot be seen walking on a public highway with Mr Sadow here.
04:10Why not?
04:12OK, Frank, remember, don't jump off the chair.
04:15Why would I jump off the chair? Because there's toast on it.
04:18Toast!
04:25I rest my case.
04:28Just once, just one day, I wish we had an extra pair of hands around the place.
04:33I don't get it. I don't look any different.
05:00SOPHIE I don't feel any different. I don't look cool.
05:04I'm supposed to be cool.
05:05NICKY It's not working.
05:06SOPHIE It's just...
05:07NICKY Oh, look, Nicky. It's Jake. Jakey.
05:08SOPHIE Oh, look at that coat. That fluorescent strip
05:09is so cool.
05:10NICKY Wow.
05:11SOPHIE Look. Is he yours?
05:12NICKY Golly.
05:13SOPHIE Oh, God, that is marvellous.
05:14NICKY That's amazing.
05:15SOPHIE Oh, my. That's amazing.
05:16NICKY No wonder everyone thinks you're cool, Jakey.
05:17It's because, well, you are cool.
05:18SOPHIE Yeah.
05:19NICKY Yeah.
05:20SOPHIE Yeah.
05:21NICKY Yeah.
05:22SOPHIE Yeah.
05:23NICKY Yeah.
05:24SOPHIE Yeah.
05:25NICKY Yeah.
05:26SOPHIE Yeah.
05:27NICKY Yeah.
05:28SOPHIE Yeah.
05:29NICKY Yeah.
05:30SOPHIE Yeah.
05:31NICKY Yeah.
05:32SOPHIE Yeah.
05:33NICKY Yeah.
05:34SOPHIE Yeah.
05:35NICKY Yeah.
05:36SOPHIE Yeah.
05:37NICKY Yeah.
05:38SOPHIE Yeah.
05:39NICKY Yeah.
05:40SOPHIE Yeah.
05:41NICKY Yeah.
05:42SOPHIE Yeah.
05:43NICKY Yeah.
05:44SOPHIE Yeah.
05:45NICKY Yeah.
05:46SOPHIE Yeah.
05:47NICKY Yeah.
05:48SOPHIE Yeah.
05:49NICKY Yeah.
05:50SOPHIE Yeah.
05:51NICKY Yeah.
05:52SOPHIE Yeah.
05:53NICKY Yeah.
05:54SOPHIE Yeah.
05:55NICKY Yeah.
05:56SOPHIE Yeah.
05:57NICKY Yeah.
05:58SOPHIE Yeah.
05:59NICKY Yeah.
06:00SOPHIE Yeah.
06:01NICKY Yeah.
06:02SOPHIE Yeah.
06:03NICKY Yeah.
06:04SOPHIE Yeah.
06:05NICKY Yeah.
06:06SOPHIE Yeah.
06:07NICKY Yeah.
06:08SOPHIE Yeah.
06:09NICKY Yeah.
06:10SOPHIE Yeah.
06:11NICKY Yeah.
06:12SOPHIE Yeah.
06:13NICKY Yeah.
06:14SOPHIE Yeah.
06:15NICKY Yeah.
06:16SOPHIE Yeah.
06:17NICKY Yeah.
06:18SOPHIE Yeah.
06:19NICKY Yeah.
06:20SOPHIE Yeah.
06:21NICKY Yeah.
06:22SOPHIE Yeah.
06:23NICKY Yeah.
06:24SOPHIE Yeah.
06:25NICKY Yeah.
06:26SOPHIE Yeah.
06:27NICKY Yeah.
06:28SOPHIE Yeah.
06:29NICKY Yeah.
06:30SOPHIE Yeah.
06:31NICKY Yeah.
06:32SOPHIE Yeah.
06:33NICKY Yeah.
06:34SOPHIE Yeah.
06:35NICKY Yeah.
06:36SOPHIE Yeah.
06:37NICKY Yeah.
06:38SOPHIE Yeah.
06:39NICKY Yeah.
06:40SOPHIE Yeah.
06:41NICKY Yeah.
06:42SOPHIE Yeah.
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06:44SOPHIE Yeah.
06:45NICKY Yeah.
06:46SOPHIE Yeah.
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06:48SOPHIE Yeah.
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06:50SOPHIE Yeah.
06:51NICKY Yeah.
06:52SOPHIE Yeah.
06:53NICKY Yeah.
06:54SOPHIE Yeah.
06:55NICKY Yeah.
06:56SOPHIE Yeah.
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06:58SOPHIE Yeah.
06:59SOPHIE Yeah.
07:00NICKY Yeah.
07:01SOPHIE Yeah.
07:02SOPHIE Yeah.
07:03NICKY Yeah.
07:04SOPHIE Yeah.
07:05SOPHIE Yeah.
07:06NICKY Yeah.
07:07SOPHIE Yeah.
07:08SOPHIE Yeah.
07:09NICKY Yeah.
07:10SOPHIE Yeah.
07:11SOPHIE Yeah.
07:12NICKY Yeah.
07:13SOPHIE Yeah.
07:14SOPHIE Yeah.
07:15NICKY Yeah.
07:16SOPHIE Yeah.
07:17SOPHIE Yeah.
07:18SOPHIE Yeah.
07:19NICKY Yeah.
07:20SOPHIE Yeah.
07:21SOPHIE Yeah.
07:23MUSIC
07:44Nicky Frank.
07:46There are tooth marks on this.
07:48NICKY What?
07:49lunchtime already hi Jake this is Jane she's a bit shy and it's her birth down
07:58Friday she was wondering if you'd come to her party I mean if you're free I
08:06I'd love to you would
08:20golly you didn't move this did you dad I'm late I've got mr. freeze coming for
08:26a massage any minute it's like there's something moving about little noises of
08:34course right now relax let's get comfy okay
08:43there's something creeping around the shop he knew it I've just been upstairs
08:48to check Frank's cage is empty this is a food store dad we could get closed
08:58down where is he
09:08we've got to find it
09:21I've got it you found him no I've got the answer look it won't harm him he
09:27just goes in the door shuts and bingo
09:31oh mr. Marsh hey just testing the merchandise what can I get for you
10:00well I don't know I need a birthday present my brother-in-law totally forgot
10:08about it I'll need something quickly but I've got no idea what and why don't you
10:13have a little browse oh no idea okay mrs. the freeze everything all right Oh
10:32Carla that was sensational I can't tell you just magic thank you so much
10:41yeah here's the money and take this it's another 20 you deserve it I'm gonna
10:48tell all my friends about you look at this perfect feel the thickness of that
11:07leather I'll take them I'll need wrapping paper sticky tape and stamps
11:14I'm telling you right in there
11:42there is no one trapped in the letterbox mr. Marsh no one who I saw him don't
11:49worry I'm going to get you out of there
11:55which emergency service do I require
12:00DJ could I have a signed photograph look at this dearest Jake could I have a lock
12:16of your hair hey Jake do you want to come home for some tea
12:30I'm telling you there's a man inside there look just open it up you fool
12:45now Frank it must've lost him hey I'm under the ferret round here wouldn't it
13:03be more fun if you let him catch you you know Frank I wish all this cool kid
13:07stuff at n now it's not fun and and anyway doesn't mean anything what's the
13:11point I'm the same person I always was the only thing that's different is the
13:16way that people see you and the way you see yourself you're right there kid I've
13:21had enough I'm gonna win this stupid wish right now
13:31Queen's knows it's gone I've lost it I can't believe it Frank a chance to
13:40change my whole life to do anything I ever wanted to do and I've lost it
13:45mean crank he's in there I'm telling you now listen to me missus my old mother
13:54used to say even a puddle can turn heaven upside down I don't know what it
13:59is about today so many strange things going on really
14:04yes old man Mars going bonkers things moving around strange noises odd stuff
14:11really Chief you haven't made any sort of wishes today have you just by any
14:18chance only the usual one for a little bit of help around here yeah why are you
14:24counting out the float money what you had some money in your hand didn't you
14:30Oh got it what do you think you're doing oh sorry
14:37and you better change Jake Jake are you all right yeah yeah absolutely fine so
14:49fine oh yeah really fine I'm just are you sure you're all right Jake
15:20oh hi Gemma oh yeah fine fine good day look why don't we all go through and
15:29have a nice cup of tea oh this we do have to see don't you Gemma
15:33Jimmy's drew a map to get the tea bags there you are they start teasing you
15:36about making the tea and you know you really are part of the family that was
15:42Frank he got out today and I've just caught him in my trap
15:46Frank what's he on about don't worry Jake it won't harm him but I can't have
15:53furry little animals running around my shop all day it's not very handy at all
16:02okay Gemma I'll get that you know what Jake look at this Gemma leave it please
16:14there's something going on here don't Gemma just leave it all right please
16:44Frank there you are you naughty boy what did I do that was Lauren she's invited
17:00herself around to tea she wants to know if Jake will be having tea with us there
17:04is definitely something strange going on with you today what do you think do you
17:14much it's just an evening class mum oh maybe I'll leave it I haven't been out
17:21for months haven't been to a dance class for years I just make fool of myself go
17:26Carla go you'll have a great time come on sit down everybody hi Jake
17:34mind if I sit next to you oh not you as well look I've had enough of all this
17:42club stuff I'm not cool and I never will be okay Jake you're right you're so not
17:48cool but you're sort of funny and weird and I like you and I just wanted to sit here that's all
18:11sounds like a beginner's yeah a bit nervous
18:41you
18:47well I will if you will okay
18:54oh yeah with a magic coin no more looking for food no more dead rodents in gutters all the
19:01food I ever wanted yeah hold on what I wished I could start a new day as the coolest boy in school
19:06so maybe at the end of the school day the wish ran out yeah and that's why all those girls that
19:14were chasing you they just suddenly disappeared right around the time the school ended but then
19:21if it was all over I did Lauren want to sit next to me because you're funny and weird because she
19:33likes me well that was great would you care to join me over by the vending machine for a small
19:51box of juice with a little straw on top why yes I would
20:12thing is
20:16what are we gonna do
20:21with this
20:22keep it never know my coming handy very good thanks Frank I mean what if there's any more
20:30of them creeping around the place they traditionally come in pairs you know yeah
20:35maybe it's the same as before with a cool thing the wish ends at the end of the day yeah
20:40hi look I've been watching you all day and I think it can definitely be said there is
20:58something going on all that stuff at school and normally saying girls chasing you even Lauren
21:04going all weird what is it I have to know what you've brought do it yourself hypnosis you've
21:09changed a children's what is going on and what's that behind you there no there there Jake you have
21:22something behind your back there's nothing really there's nothing just my hands Jake you are hiding
21:31something and I'm not moving until I find out what it is
21:43she's not gonna budge pal she's here for the night
21:47all right okay I'll show you but first I've got to tell you something well thing is
21:56there's this coin I found a magic coin but all you have to do is rub it and you get a magic wish
22:04anything you ever want you just rub the coin
22:19let me see if I've got this right you are telling me that you can now do wishes
22:25magic wishes Aladdin he rubbed the lamp your wish is my command anything can happen wishes
22:33oh come on is that the best you can do
22:35oh
22:40so
23:00working too hard mate
23:01what and what do you call that is that it it's gonna take more than one dumb conjuring
23:09trick to convince me you can do magic wishes mate what do you think I am a four-year-old
23:16hit her do you reckon I won that one 15 love
23:32me
23:42you