Lucha Underground Season 1 Episode 34
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00:00I want black Lotus on a silver platter what does that cost protection from
00:16Mexico why don't you tell me what you really want
00:21what do you want her I have a spot for her right across from my brother
00:31that's what you get for a front-row seat baby
00:36I will give you the beating of your life
00:46we've come to learn that Delevar Davari comes from a very prominent Persian
00:50family Tejano grew up in a Lucha family had to earn everything
00:54I'll tell you something about Tejano brother, nobody gave him nothing
00:57he had to earn it lumping people and taking his lumps
01:00what the hell is Big Rick doing
01:03Big Rick has an allegiance to one thing almighty dollar and Delevar Davari
01:08has plenty of them
01:10don't make me call security you don't belong here
01:13you offered an opportunity to any man who has faced Prince Puma for the title
01:19let me fight
01:22so much riding on it and Drago pulls out all the stops
01:26Drago looking to get his revenge
01:28he got him
01:31every man craves power
01:34I didn't know Mil Muertes wanted to be champion
01:37Mil faces Drago and the winner goes on to face the champion at Ultima Lucha
01:42Drago's got his whole life on the line man and Mil Muertes wants to destroy everything
01:47every match has built to this
01:50the lick of death the main event for Ultima Lucha has been set
02:02there he is
02:05the man who killed the legend of Blue Demon
02:08twice
02:11it's time Cuento I'm ready for you to honor my final request
02:19I gave you the crew
02:22I served you up the demon
02:25and I know you wanted one more thing but my mind is blanking
02:29hey whoa whoa I gave you Black Lotus we had a deal
02:33relax Chavo I'm only joking
02:36I told you that you could get a title match with Prince Puma
02:39and if you want it tonight you can have it
02:42Lotus qualifications?
02:44for you anything
02:52anything?
02:56it would really help me out if you could do something about Conan
02:59and his cane
03:02how about this
03:04Conan gets involved in the match
03:07you automatically win the title
03:11tonight I fulfill my destiny
03:26I'm sorry I haven't been on my best behavior
03:30maybe I don't want to lose
03:33I know that I have been a very bad kid
03:37and I've been acting so out of touch
03:41I'm sorry I haven't been on my best behavior
03:45maybe I don't want to lose
03:48I know that I have been a very bad kid
03:52and I've been so out of touch
04:23you know what Matt that is not the only feud that's about to explode tonight
04:27that's right there are a lot of boiling points as we are coming closer and closer to Ultima Lucha
04:32including Tejano who has a beef with the men in the ring right now
04:36let's go
04:39the following Lucha is scheduled for one fall
04:42accompanied by Big Rick
04:45in the ring from Beverly Hills, California
04:49the golden warrior
04:52Tejano
04:54Daivari
04:56well quite some time ago Daivari came to a show
04:58got too close to the action
05:00got physical with Tejano
05:02Tejano obviously wanted to fight
05:04therefore Dario Cueto signed Daivari to a contract
05:07Daivari has added Big Rick
05:09while Daivari learns the lay of the land here at the temple
05:13well you can't go wrong when you got somebody like Big Rick in your corner
05:16but I'm sorry man there is absolutely nothing
05:19and I mean nothing that I like about this guy
05:22and his opponent from Mexicali, Baja California
05:28Tejano
05:32Vampiro you and I have talked about the great heritage and lineage of this man
05:36of course the youngest ever AAA champion
05:38but now what he does here at Lucha Underground
05:41is what will validate this man's career
05:44some call him the blue collar brawler
05:46nothing has been handed to this man
05:48Tejano a true fighter
05:50he's a warrior and I even said he is a warrior from south of the border
05:54he is blue collar, hell yeah
05:56his thing is work hard
05:57comes from a humble family
05:58and he just wants to stomp a hole in this guy's ass
06:01get his revenge, his respect back
06:03he's carrying the flag for his brothers
06:05and it's on
06:06here we go and these two can't be any further
06:09from one another
06:10grew up in entirely different ways
06:12total polar opposites
06:14and now Daivari slides out of the ring
06:16on the run from Tejano
06:18Daivari now using his hired muscle Big Rick
06:21to shield him and give him an opportunity to recoup
06:24hit the reset button
06:25please for the love of God would you catch him and kick his ass
06:28don't back down
06:30don't back down
06:31this is what Daivari pays for though
06:33this is why he pays Big Rick
06:35we talked about how these two have grown up so differently
06:40but the great equalizer is in between those ropes
06:42it doesn't matter how big your bank account is
06:44it just shows how well you know how to fight
06:47how well you know how to lucha
06:48I was going to say it depends on how big something else is
06:51I'm not talking south of the border
06:53I was going to say your heart
06:54you pissed him off and you should kick his ass
06:56you know what
06:57that Daivari-Giovanni guy is going to need a lot more than Big Rick to help him out
07:00that's Delivar-Daivari, not Daivari-Giovanni
07:03that's the same thing
07:06cover here by Tejano
07:07Tejano, Daivari's shoulders are down
07:09no
07:10you see Daivari already wearing some wounds of war on the right shoulder
07:15yeah, what happened?
07:16did he hurt himself when he was plucking the hairs out of him?
07:18no one ever said the temple is a nice place to be
07:21Big Rick gets involved again
07:23there you go
07:24see
07:26cheap shot
07:27that's wise strategy by Daivari
07:29obviously Tejano taller
07:30why is it wise?
07:31because Tejano is taller, more powerful
07:32you cut out a leg you can negate that advantage
07:37well, money not too well spent
07:39Big Rick is not paying that much attention
07:42Big Rick has served his purpose
07:44and Daivari now firmly in control
07:46let me tell you something
07:47Tejano, you said
07:48not only was he the youngest
07:49but he was the longest reigning champion in Mexico
07:53you're going to have to do a lot more than this to do that kind of damage
07:57Daivari's bitten off way more than he can chew, Matt
08:00I like how you married Delivar and Daivari
08:02he is now Daivari
08:03well, I was going to say Giovanni-Daivari
08:05but I didn't want to, you know, just spit it out
08:07well, if he breaks your back and humbles you
08:10then you have a totally different story
08:12but back to the action now
08:13Daivari focusing his attack on Tejano's left leg
08:16cover here
08:19people are getting behind Tejano
08:20but not just in the temple, man
08:22from the south of the border you can feel it
08:24that's why he's called a blue-collar hero
08:26hang on a second
08:29say what you will about Daivari
08:31this strategy is a wise one
08:35now Daivari's taking the referee for a walk
08:37and Big Rick takes advantage of the situation
08:39gets in some licks on Tejano
08:41referee Justin Borden getting suckered in right there
08:44by the wily veteran Daivari
08:46well, anybody, I've said it, whose name is Lefty
08:48but uses his right hand, can't be all there
08:50I think he's cross-eyed too, why don't you say that, Matt
08:52and it's nothing against the officials out there
08:54you guys are such an important part of the match
08:56but so much goes on behind your backs
08:58it's just, how do wrestlers get away with it all these years?
09:00how do the Harlem Globetrotters just, like, never win the NBA championships?
09:04because they're not in the NBA
09:06back to the ring now, the figure-four leg lock
09:08the time-honored submission
09:10Daivari, wise, staying with his game plan here
09:14see now, how good is Rick?
09:16you can't even see what's going on
09:18he's gonna turn his whole body just to catch a glimpse of the ring
09:20I'm not saying nothing, it just is what it is
09:23you get a good look at the face of Delevar Daivari
09:26the golden warrior
09:28yeah, well
09:29you know, a victory here so close to Ultima Lucha
09:31would really do wonders for the career trajectory
09:34of either of these two men
09:36you know what, that's a hell of a point
09:38but I always have to say that
09:40Tejano has definitely earned the respect of the fans
09:42win or not, just because he's fighting
09:44Tejano rolling over, that changes the pressure
09:47and forces Daivari to break the hold
09:49but you can see that Tejano still has a bum wheel
09:53and Daivari, that's what I'm calling him now
09:56he'll take advantage
09:57Delevar Daivari
10:00where's the J?
10:02his middle name, Delevar J. Daivari
10:06playing dirty
10:08you know what, I'm a fan of these tactics, I can't lie
10:11you can see that Tejano has braces on both knees
10:15underneath those knee pads
10:17don't think that Daivari hasn't noticed that
10:21that right there was a straight up bitch slap
10:25not too many other ways to put it
10:27Daivari went for the rod, Tejano held on to the top rope
10:30and now Tejano has an opening here
10:33let's see what the big man can do
10:35nothing like getting drop kicked in the face
10:37by a 6 foot 5 pissed off guy from Mexico
10:40you can feel the momentum start to shift
10:42you can feel the ring start to tilt
10:44whichever luchador gets to their feet first
10:46will enjoy the advantage, the count is on
10:49you think Rick can count?
10:51yes Rick can count
10:54come on man
10:56so that's probably the second to fly
10:58you know there's treble in Daivari's slaps and chops
11:01and there's bass in Tejano's
11:03and there's bass for badass, is that what you were going to say?
11:06no
11:07nice leg lariat there
11:09legs are hooked, no
11:11finally
11:24hang on a second
11:26Tejano has Daivari stuffed
11:28but Daivari was able to switch his hips
11:31into an x-factor, flat on his face goes Tejano
11:33but not enough
11:35I was like focused on the dude's hips
11:37and I was going to point out that Tejano's probably
11:39one of the only guys who looked good in his fetal
11:41hang on, if you can get a shot at big Rick
11:43Rick has Tejano's bull rope
11:45not good
11:47oh yeah
11:49Tejano now has Daivari up
11:51no
11:53oh
11:55hold that right to the blind side
11:57perfectly placed
11:59Tejano now
12:01poised and ready
12:03oh shit out powerbomb
12:05lefty down, he got him
12:07yes
12:09yes
12:11a great way for Tejano
12:13to overcome Daivari
12:15a great way for Tejano to overcome the odds
12:17and he bails out to live to fight
12:19another day
12:21Tejano victorious here
12:23on Lucha Underground
12:25I wouldn't say he bailed out, I would say he left his step
12:27prove the point
12:29you knew it
12:31all along, warrior from down under
12:33no doubt about it
12:35we are just getting started
12:37you don't want to miss a single second of the action
12:39we're coming right back
12:41this is Lucha Underground
12:45Lucha Underground
12:55it doesn't matter that Dario Cueto
12:57has the deck stacked against you
12:59I've known Chauvin Guerrero
13:01for a long time and he's a lot of things
13:03a lie, a cheat, he's a scrupulous
13:05but he ain't a champion
13:11this ain't nothing but a thing
13:13All right?
13:14Okay.
13:16If you survive tonight, Puma...
13:19♪♪♪♪♪
13:22...you're going to need all the help you can get.
13:26♪♪♪♪♪
13:27Because at Ultima Lucha...
13:31Mil Muertes will destroy anyone
13:34that stands between him and his title.
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13:59It's all mind games.
14:02Don't let it get in your head, all right?
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14:29We've been boys for a long time.
14:32That's why I'm going to keep this 100%
14:34I know you've been wanting to get your hands on Chavo
14:36ever since he disrespected our country.
14:39And of course, after what him and his two compas
14:43did to Blue Demon, they took this to another level.
14:48But I also know that chicken shit
14:50wouldn't have the balls to ask for a match with Puma
14:53if he didn't have another trick up his sleeve.
14:56Which is why tonight,
14:57I'm giving you the go-ahead to settle this debt.
15:00You are Mexico.
15:02It's about time Mexico delivers on its promise
15:06to our old friend, Chavito.
15:10Órale.
15:12Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
15:15Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
15:18Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
15:20The Bow and Lucha is scheduled for one fall.
15:24Introducing first, from Houston, Texas,
15:28Hernández!
15:31Arguably one of the biggest luchadors
15:34on the Lucha Underground roster,
15:36but the style and ferocity that this man brings,
15:39accompanied by the swagger and the cockiness,
15:42makes Hernández a very dangerous opponent.
15:46Of course, Hernández always enjoys a power
15:48and height advantage.
15:49That will be the case in this match,
15:51but I don't know if Hernández understands
15:53what he's in for.
15:55And his opponent,
15:57from El Inframundo,
16:02Drago!
16:05And here comes a man with a second lease on life
16:09here in the temple.
16:10Denied an opportunity at Ultima Lucha
16:13due to the man that is in the ring right now.
16:16Drago!
16:17Drago! Drago!
16:19Drago! Drago!
16:22A man that is in the ring right now.
16:24Ladies and gentlemen, this is Drago.
16:28This is personal.
16:29This rivalry will explode.
16:31Drago vs. Hernández when we come back next.
16:43And we are back here at Lucha Underground.
16:45Hernández on the left, Drago on the right.
16:47This heated rivalry has gone from professional to personal.
16:51And I know you hear that a lot in sports and entertainment.
16:54But right here, these two legitimately
16:56do not like each other,
16:57and it will be evident in this match.
17:00Well, Drago has let it be known
17:01more than one place in this dressing room
17:03that he feels Hernández has steered him wrong.
17:06And I'm really liking this darkness
17:08that Drago has brought to the ring.
17:11Black, just like his soul.
17:13It's pretty cool.
17:14Well, Hernández has alienated a lot of people
17:16in the locker room with his attitude,
17:18and a lot of times, you know,
17:19those beefs are settled in the ring.
17:21Look at the look on Hernández's face.
17:23That's what a lot of guys take exception to.
17:30Well, because of Hernández, you know,
17:32Drago once was banished from the temple,
17:35like, almost for life.
17:36We alluded to the second lease on life for Drago,
17:39and now the animosity comes.
17:42Here we go.
17:43Wow, quick, quick, quick.
17:44Right back onto his feet,
17:45but Hernández right there.
17:49Blocked by Drago.
17:50Creates a little bit of distance here.
17:52This is where Drago excels with the space between.
17:55Hey, man, but let's get some props for Hernández.
17:57He's going step for step with somebody half his size,
18:00and he's moving just as quick.
18:01He's hanging, he's taking a beating,
18:02but he's hanging in.
18:03Yeah, I take nothing away from Hernández
18:05who's had a storied career internationally
18:08as well as here in the States,
18:10a holder of over 20 major championships.
18:13Hernández at any point can turn things around.
18:17Now, you see, you keep saying that,
18:1920 major championships.
18:20Can you tell me one?
18:22I'm not talking about, like,
18:23a hot dog eating championship at the fair.
18:26Where? Tell me.
18:29Back to the action.
18:31Of course, you know,
18:32Hernández has enjoyed tag team success
18:34with teams like LAX and Conan
18:36and things of that nature,
18:37but now in one-on-one action,
18:39Hernández will rely on his experience.
18:43I can tell you one time
18:44that I got knocked out cold in Puerto Rico.
18:46I had a singles match, a title match,
18:48a hardcore title match against Hernández
18:50about eight years ago,
18:51and, brother, I still feel that punch.
18:53Let me ask you something.
18:54You know, Hernández proudly touts Houston, Texas
18:57as his hometown.
18:58Is there any animosity between the Lucha Boys
19:01and some of the more, I guess,
19:02the American-Mexican-Texas kind of thing?
19:06Anything there?
19:07What a question.
19:08You know, now that we're getting guys
19:09coming from south of the border,
19:10that's a hell of a point.
19:12I never thought that before.
19:13In all my years in Mexico,
19:14that's never been an issue.
19:16There you go.
19:17And right now, Hernández
19:19with a head-and-chin vice on Drago.
19:23Drago is well-versed in lucha
19:25as well as other forms,
19:26a champion in karate in Mexico,
19:29so that's why Drago is able
19:30to utilize his feet and hands so well.
19:32What's up, Van?
19:33Look at the size of Hernández's hands
19:35on his naked head.
19:36He could have popped that like a grape at any time.
19:40Power of Hernández on display here.
19:42Backbreaker.
19:43Almost like he's carrying a gym bag.
19:46Cover.
19:48Deep.
19:49Not enough.
19:50You know, because of Drago's size,
19:51he's able to escape out of these pinfall predicaments
19:54against bigger opponents.
19:55Drago really knows how to utilize
19:57what God has given him, you know,
19:59as opposed to just lamenting what he doesn't have.
20:01Drago truly makes the most out of what he has.
20:04Are you sure that God gave him that?
20:07Come from the depths of somewhere.
20:09He's dressed in black.
20:11Dragon, a little demonic.
20:13I don't know.
20:14Just saying.
20:19Drago on the move now.
20:21Caught by Hernández here.
20:23His self-professed reincarnated dragon
20:26may have just been extinguished there.
20:28Hernández is not even breathing out of his mouth.
20:31He's almost like he's resting.
20:32He was just handling him like he was a sack of food.
20:35Some of the other luchadores
20:36see those things right there
20:38as disrespecting the actual fight,
20:41disrespecting the lucha.
20:42All those little mannerisms, those facials,
20:45the things that Hernández does
20:46tends to piss off a lot of people.
20:48That's a hell of a point,
20:49but at the same time, it could be
20:51Hernández psychologically saying,
20:53no matter what you do,
20:55I am not gonna bow down to you for anything.
20:59The athleticism of the big man
21:01has never been questioned before,
21:02but I don't think Hernández is too comfortable
21:05on the top rope
21:06as Drago now finds familiar territory.
21:09What does he have in mind?
21:11Oh!
21:14Cover here!
21:15No, not deep enough.
21:17The match continues.
21:18This is insane, this pace.
21:20People at home, they might not realize
21:22that Hernández is twice his size.
21:24That's a lot of stuff to move around
21:26for this amount of time at that speed, man.
21:29I have an old friend that says
21:30it's not the size of the fighter
21:31but the size of the fight that he will bring,
21:33and Drago brings fight the size of the world.
21:37Here we go!
21:40Well, the fans have definitely taken words
21:42out of both our mouths.
21:44Polich.
21:47And that's French.
21:48It says lucha, which means contact, combat.
21:52How's that?
21:53I always thought lucha libre
21:55translated into free-form fighting,
21:57but call it what you will.
21:58It's the hottest style going today,
21:59and you can only find it here on Lucha Underground.
22:03Wow, he just pushed him sumo-style
22:05halfway across the building.
22:08Oh!
22:09Oops.
22:10You know what that's called?
22:11A kick.
22:12Whoa!
22:13If you were gonna have fruits and vegetables,
22:15that would be a potato, son.
22:16Hernández having some difficulty
22:18with this smaller, more agile Drago.
22:23Of course, that being the hero con mortal
22:26for those keeping score at home.
22:34Hernández still very strong at this point in the match.
22:38And what does he weigh, 300 pounds?
22:40Easily.
22:41You notice referee Rick Knox
22:42is being very lenient with the 10 count.
22:44Dario Cueto has instructed the officials
22:47so close to Ultima Lucha
22:49to let the boys fight,
22:51and that's exactly what's happening.
22:52What do you call that when you throw somebody
22:54and they land on their neck?
22:55That would be what Hernández likes to call
22:57the border toss.
22:59Uh-oh, wait a second.
23:02Dude.
23:05What's he doing, brother?
23:06That's prison love.
23:07I mean, costing a fan, you sit front row, I guess,
23:11but there's no excuse for that.
23:13Oh, what the...
23:14And Hernández wanted the belt,
23:17and now the whipping begins.
23:19His brother's just whipping, beating him.
23:22What the hell was that?
23:25I don't know, but that kid is still
23:28whiting the face with fear.
23:30Well, yeah, but Drago's just getting choked
23:32and whipped by the belt.
23:34And your winner,
23:36as a result of a disqualification,
23:40Drago.
23:41And it's a testament to the evolution of the luchador,
23:44because the normal big man, little man tactics
23:46that we've seen in this sport,
23:48they don't work here at the temple.
23:49They don't work on a fighter such as Drago.
23:52And now Hernández,
23:53who seems to be at a loss for movement,
23:55a loss for strategy,
23:56is opting to cheat here.
23:58The fans are definitely letting him know how he feels,
24:01and he was gonna try to kill him.
24:02Well, the motivation is,
24:03with Ultima Lucha right around the corner,
24:05any luchador that you can put out of commission,
24:08you create a spot for yourself
24:09on what is quickly becoming
24:11one of the most talked-about events
24:12in Lucha Libre history.
24:14You dumbass fans do not realize
24:17dragons are not real.
24:25Your hero is just a man.
24:31A man I just ripped his ass.
24:38And if you have a problem with that,
24:40come to this ring,
24:41and I'll rip your ass too.
24:47This issue between Hernández and Drago
24:49is far from over.
24:50And we've just gotten word that tonight
24:52the Lucha Underground Championship
24:54will be defended.
24:55The champion, Prince Bulma,
24:57takes on the challenge
24:58for the first time ever
25:00of Chavo Guerrero.
25:01That match still to come,
25:03only here on Lucha Underground.
25:11Chavo Guerrero.
25:17If you beat Prince Bulma tonight,
25:20I'm afraid your celebration
25:22is going to be short-lived.
25:28Because at Ultima Lucha,
25:30you're going to be the champion.
25:32You're going to be the champion.
25:34You're going to be the champion.
25:36You're going to be the champion.
25:39Because at Ultima Lucha,
25:43Mel Martez will destroy
25:45the man that holds the championship.
25:54Well, then I guess I'll see you both
25:57at Ultima Lucha.
26:09The following lucha is scheduled for one fall.
26:13Currently in the ring,
26:16from La Jolla, California,
26:19Marty the Moth Martinez.
26:23Well, the creepy creature,
26:25Marty the Moth Martinez,
26:27gracing us with his presence this week
26:29on Lucha Underground.
26:31He's going to be the champion
26:33of Ultima Lucha.
26:35Gracing us with his presence this week
26:37on Lucha Underground.
26:44Maybe Marty the Moth should rethink
26:46the whole Aztec pride rally.
26:49Clearly, Dario Cueto is not a fan
26:51of Marty the Moth and maybe thinks
26:53that the only way to get rid of this
26:55obsessed fanboy is to toss him
26:57into the deep end of the pool.
26:59And his opponent,
27:01from San Luis Potosi,
27:04Alberto El Patron!
27:09As if you need yet another reason
27:12to tune in each and every week,
27:14that man right there gives you your reason.
27:16Alberto El Patron,
27:18with all guns blazing,
27:20is on his way to Ultima Lucha.
27:23And ladies and gentlemen, at Ultima Lucha,
27:25two of the most iconic fighters of the decade,
27:28both at the top of their game.
27:30One richly steeped in the tradition of lucha,
27:33the other ushers in a new age of violence.
27:36These two collide August 5th
27:38at Ultima Lucha, Alberto El Patron
27:41and Johnny Mundo.
27:43CROWD CHANTING
27:50There you see Alberto El Patron
27:52wearing the AAA Mega Championship
27:54around his waist.
27:56And of course, Alberto is bridging gaps,
27:59bringing that title across the border
28:01to Lucha Underground.
28:02And El Patron is ready and amped up.
28:05And he's definitely made his intentions pretty clear.
28:08He's kind of sightset on the one that's more important,
28:10and that would be
28:11the Lucha Underground Championship belt.
28:14Well, listen, there's a huge skill difference here.
28:16Of course, we've talked about El Patron
28:18representing Mexico in the Pan Am Games,
28:21whereas Marty Vamoth,
28:22I'm not really sure what his fighting background is,
28:24but he better come up with something quick.
28:28Well, he's doing really, really well
28:30blocking those punches with his face.
28:32Now Alberto going to work.
28:37Is it me, or is Alberto El Patron
28:40that's just kind of, like, aggressive?
28:42Yeah, there's a new color scheme
28:44and a new desire out of Alberto El Patron
28:46with Ultima Lucha around the corner.
28:48Now's the time to hit your stride.
28:50Well, how about Marty just going toe to toe?
28:52Boom, right there.
28:53Classic El Patron going to work on the arm.
28:56Of course, we know Alberto likes to use
28:58the cross arm breaker submission.
29:00Wonder if we'll see that in this match.
29:02Hang on a second.
29:03Here's the prelude and the setup for it.
29:05Going for it.
29:06There it is.
29:07Hyper extension that usually garners a submission.
29:10And there it is.
29:11Here's your winner, Alberto El Patron!
29:21A convincing, defining victory.
29:23A statement win for Alberto El Patron.
29:26And yet, there's more.
29:33That was pretty good.
29:50Los Angeles, California!
29:56El Patron is in the house!
30:04Johnny Mundo, I know you're here.
30:08And I know you can hear me.
30:16I just want to say thank you.
30:20Because I thought we were friends.
30:23But when you put me through that window...
30:30It was a wake-up call.
30:32But you didn't just wake me up.
30:34You woke up something inside of me.
30:45And that was the biggest mistake of your life
30:48because Juanito Mundo, that side of me
30:52is crazy.
30:55It's vicious.
30:57It's ruthless.
31:01Sadistic.
31:05And that's the part that is coming for you,
31:08pinche perro!
31:17You try to disfigure this face.
31:19This face?
31:20La carita que mi mami chula me dio.
31:27La ultima lucha, Juanito.
31:30I'm gonna rip tu pinche face off!
31:49Messing...
31:51Messing with Alberto El Patron
31:53was not just the biggest mistake of your life.
31:57It was also your last one.
32:00But of course...
32:04You already knew that, perro.
32:10Crazy, crazy, crazy.
32:12Hey, man, Chris Puma and Chavo Guerrero
32:15meet for the first time ever tonight
32:17here in Lucha Underground.
32:18And the championship belt is on the line.
32:20It has just come to my attention, Matt,
32:22that this is a no-disqualification match.
32:25Now, the freshest stipulation ever.
32:27If Conan interferes in the match,
32:29Prince Puma loses that belt.
32:31Big questions.
32:32Will Prince Puma go into ultimate lucha
32:35being the champion?
32:36Or will Chavo Guerrero fulfill his destiny,
32:38his mission statement,
32:39and become the Lucha Underground champion?
32:41That is coming up next.
32:48♪♪
32:53♪♪
32:59The following lucha is a no-disqualifications match
33:03scheduled for one fall
33:05and is for the Lucha Underground Championship.
33:09Introducing first, from El Paso, Tejas,
33:13Chavo Guerrero!
33:17Crafty and sinister Chavo Guerrero.
33:20And, Vint, you have a lot of insight
33:22into Chavo's personality.
33:23You've known him your entire career.
33:25Please share.
33:26Let me tell you something right now.
33:27I owe this guy an apology
33:28because, you know, I was the first one
33:29who was jabbing him out,
33:30talking bad about him since the beginning.
33:32I'm the one who pointed the fingers.
33:33It was me and every other wrestling fan in the world
33:35who said he was just riding on his family's coattails.
33:38Let me tell you something.
33:39He has stuck it out. He has whooped ass.
33:42He has proved himself.
33:43He has taken the abuse.
33:44He went home, regrouped.
33:45He's back. He's dominating.
33:46He could very well, in the blink of an eye,
33:49become our next champion.
33:50No doubt, Chavo has a rise.
33:52And the ever-opportunistic Chavo Guerrero
33:55now flanked by members of the crew,
33:58Cortez Castro and Mr. Sisko.
34:01Chavo Guerrero feels that he is poised, ready,
34:04destined to become the Lucha Underground Champion
34:08going into Ultima Lucha.
34:10Matt, I see the good, the bad, and the ugly up here,
34:12but I don't see the insane one, Bale.
34:14Where is he at?
34:15He's been missing for, like, weeks.
34:17And his opponent, accompanied by Conan
34:21from Boyle Heights,
34:23the Lucha Underground Champion,
34:27Brent Boomer!
34:32Week in and week out,
34:33it seems that the deck is stacked against this man.
34:36Tonight is no different.
34:38By order of Dario Cueto,
34:39if Conan interferes in this match,
34:41Chavo Guerrero will automatically win
34:44the Lucha Underground title.
34:46And there you see, standing alone atop the steps,
34:49the champ himself, Brent Boomer.
34:52Wow.
34:53Let me tell you something, man.
34:54If you're a wrestling fan or you're just catching on here,
34:57just the nastiness of Chavo Guerrero and his family,
35:02the experience and the double nastiness
35:04of Conan and his experience.
35:06There is a lot of bad, evil, old testosterone
35:09flying around in here.
35:11Forget about the crew.
35:12Forget about Puma.
35:13Just the fact that this tension is here,
35:16you can cut it with a knife.
35:17The OG, the jefe, meets his charge
35:19at the bottom of the stairs.
35:21Conan is allowed to stay at ringside
35:23but cannot interfere.
35:25Keep your eye on members of the crew
35:27as Chavo starts the psychology games early.
35:31Yeah, but look at that, man.
35:32Puma decked out like a god.
35:35A lot of history there, brother,
35:37but then we got Chavo Tex-Mex.
35:39Bad boy kick your ass right on the spot.
35:42You gotta feel it, man.
35:44Per order of Dario Cueto,
35:47if Conan interferes with this match,
35:51Chavo Guerrero will automatically win the championship.
35:56What?
35:57What?
35:58He's a madman.
35:59He's a madman.
36:00Referee Marty Elias will hold the Aztec gold
36:04high above to signify that the championship is on the line.
36:08The champion, Prince Puma.
36:10The challenger, Chavo Guerrero.
36:12Matt, do you think this throws Puma's game strategy
36:14right off the bat?
36:15He's already got a strike against him.
36:16They already threw a jab, and he wasn't expecting it.
36:18He can't even count on his manager.
36:20I think we have seen Prince Puma overcome all the odds.
36:23Different strategy with Chavo, but same result.
36:26So don't stick your nose in this business
36:27over here anyways either.
36:28Get the hell out of the corner.
36:29Back to the action.
36:30Keep your personal issues aside.
36:32He can't stick his nose in the mess.
36:33He's going to come over here and piss me off.
36:34Conan just trying to tell the viewers at home
36:36that this is a very, very interesting matchup.
36:39Of course, Chavo Guerrero is honestly, arguably,
36:42one of the best mat wrestlers in our history.
36:45Of course, Chavo gets thrown back to his times
36:48rolling around with Eddie.
36:49Chavo knows how to slow quicker guys down.
36:52We'll see how that affects Puma's offense.
36:54Hey, man, no disrespect to Eddie Guerrero.
36:56Rest in peace, and God bless his family.
36:58But let's not forget something.
37:00Forget about rolling around with Eddie.
37:02Right now, he's in there with the world champion.
37:04That would be Puma.
37:05But he grew up with Chavo Guerrero Sr.
37:09But hang on.
37:10Crucifix there.
37:11Shoulders are down.
37:12Referee can't get there quick enough
37:13before Chavo kicks out.
37:15Here's the thing.
37:16Puma is a young champion.
37:18Chavo, of course, a battle-tested veteran.
37:21Puma's never been in the ring with a guy like Chavo Guerrero.
37:24And you know, if you've never faced a Guerrero,
37:26there's no way to prepare for it.
37:28Yeah, man.
37:29It's almost like, you know, you watch all these documentaries
37:31when you're gonna go to jail,
37:32but when you get behind bars, things change.
37:34It's almost like that when you get in the ring with the Guerreros.
37:36You can spend all your time in the gym that you want,
37:39but when you get on that family,
37:40you're gonna get a whooping eight days to eight wins.
37:42It's different than Sunday, bro.
37:43It's a different game.
37:44And look at this, though.
37:45Puma wise.
37:46He knows that Chavo's occupied with Conan,
37:48so Puma keeps his eyes on Castro and Sisko.
37:51And that's very smart.
37:53Collar and elbow tie up there, of course.
37:55This is the first time ever matchup for these two.
37:59We give it to you here on Lucha Underground.
38:01With Ultima Lucha weeks away,
38:03every single title defense, every single match,
38:06every win, every loss means so much more.
38:11Man.
38:12You know what?
38:14I'm almost gonna say something that's way out of context here.
38:18Don't do strange for me.
38:20Puma should be thankful that he's getting this education right now,
38:23wrestling with somebody with that much experience.
38:25Win or lose, this is only gonna make him a better wrestler.
38:28Oh, win or lose, whomever wins this match
38:31will go on to face Mil Muertes at Ultima Lucha
38:34for the Lucha Underground Championship.
38:36You can imagine the different matchups that this match can provide.
38:41This has to, you know, break Chavo's spirit with an injury.
38:45Hang on a second.
38:46Maybe all a ploy.
38:48Remember the no disqualification rule,
38:50but I don't see that that applies here.
38:52Watch out.
38:56Oh!
39:01Now, knowing the Guerreros,
39:03I'm not sure if Chavo is legitimately injured here
39:06or just playing possum,
39:07but the Mexican warrior does seem to be clutching his hamstring.
39:14Orale, puto. Orale.
39:16Orale, cabrón.
39:17Yeah, orale, cabrón.
39:18Go ahead, Conan, cost him the belt.
39:20Cost him the belt.
39:21Well, Conan's not making a move.
39:22He's providing enough reprieve for Puma to get back to his feet.
39:26Yeah, sure.
39:34And all the while, Chavo's still nursing the quote-unquote injury.
39:38Once a Guerrero, always a Guerrero,
39:40but Prince Puma is the Lucha Underground champ,
39:42and now he's finding a way to fight through the adversity,
39:45through the odds.
39:46For his entire career, this kid has done it.
39:48Why not tonight?
39:50This is insane, man.
39:51What happened here?
39:53What happened is that Puma constantly has to overcome the odds here.
39:56Ooh.
39:57You know what?
39:58You're always favoring Puma.
40:00Right.
40:02Exactly.
40:03I'm not favoring Puma.
40:05I'm just shining a light on the fact
40:07that this kid has overcome everything.
40:09He's defended the title each and every time.
40:12Well, how about the fact that Chavo is a seasoned veteran
40:14who's injured and didn't throw in the towel and quit?
40:16He's still fighting.
40:17Yeah, he's still fighting and going to the top rope,
40:19looking for what I can only assume is the frog splash.
40:22If Chavo hits this,
40:23we'll have a brand-new Lucha Underground champion.
40:25Thank you for that, Matt.
40:27For stating the obvious?
40:28Yes.
40:31You did, didn't you?
40:32Hang on.
40:34Konnan's calling for someone.
40:36There you go.
40:37Konnan hasn't been around all these years
40:39without having a little trick up his sleeve.
40:41The great equalizer.
40:43Tejano now enters the fray.
40:45Remember, no disqualification.
40:47So this match goes on.
40:52Sit-down powerbomb there.
40:54And the odds are even now.
40:57Wow.
40:58How the hell did that happen?
41:01And this gives Puma the opportunity that Puma needs.
41:04Chavo is down,
41:05and now Puma taking advantage of the door
41:08that's been kicked open by Tejano.
41:10The champ is up high.
41:12Here we go.
41:15Bam!
41:18Kaboom!
41:19Wait, no way.
41:21No way.
41:22Here's your winner
41:24and still Lucha Underground champion,
41:28Tejano Puma!
41:34Sweet smile on the face of Tejano.
41:37Tells a great story.
41:39Did I prove you wrong again, Barry?
41:43Hey!
41:44Chavito!
41:46Yes, Juan!
41:48Mexico not coming for you.
41:51Mexico is right here, perro!
41:56Go, Chavo!
41:59Go, Chavo!
42:00Go, Chavo!
42:01Go, Chavo!
42:02Go, Chavo!
42:03Go, Chavo!
42:04Go, Chavo!
42:05Go, Chavo!
42:06Go, Chavo!
42:07Go, Chavo!
42:08Go, Chavo!
42:09Give it to Chavo.
42:10Tejano did everything he could to guerrero the title,
42:12to lie, cheat, and steal the Lucha Underground crown,
42:16but Tejano's presence finalizes things at Ultima Lucha.
42:20Prince Puma defends the title versus Mil Muertes.
42:23Puma has been king of the jungle for the last seven months,
42:26but can this young champion survive the murderous onslaught
42:30of a thousand deaths?
42:31We'll find out.
42:32Until then, enjoy the fireworks and be safe.
42:35We'll see you next time right here on Lucha Underground.
42:40LUCHA UNDERGROUND
43:11Don't worry, Chavo.
43:14I don't fight with people who are hurt.
43:18I'm not like you.
43:20I'm a good man.
43:26So, what's up?
43:28Tejano doing your dirty work for you now?
43:31Maybe after you couldn't get the job done,
43:34Mexico decided that he was the man, not you.
43:40You know, the way those fans cheer for Tejano tonight,
43:43I ain't never heard them cheer for you like that.
43:46Maybe that's because he is Mexico,
43:50and you're just some has-been who lives in Miami.
44:03Yo soy Mexico, Chavo!
44:05Yo soy!
44:10One, two, three.