Lucha Underground Season 1 Episode 15
Transcript
00:00Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin.
00:09I'm going to destroy three Judases who betrayed me.
00:12I led them.
00:13I fed them.
00:14I protected them.
00:15And now...
00:16My child is God.
00:17Thou shalt not kill.
00:18But even God said, Vengeance is mine.
00:31Mil Muertes, he's only going to come here and do one thing, and that's destroy, bro.
00:36Phoenix is that spirit.
00:37He does not die.
00:38Mil looking to end the match.
00:39Mil didn't hook the leg when he had the chance, and Phoenix took advantage of it.
00:40Phoenix!
00:41What could scare a man?
00:42That cannot die.
00:43Keep this between us.
00:44The news of this temple and what's happening here is spreading.
00:45I wanted to let you know that she came looking for you.
00:46Matanza.
00:47She calls herself the Black Lotus.
00:48I'm gonna let her come for revenge.
00:49I have to protect this temple from Matanza.
00:50You took something that doesn't belong to you.
00:51I am not his brother.
00:52I'm his father.
00:53You're his father.
00:54I am his mother.
00:55You are his brother.
00:56I am his father.
00:57You are his mother.
00:58He is my father.
00:59I am his son.
01:00I am his father.
01:01I am his son.
01:02I am his father.
01:03I am his son.
01:04I am his son.
01:05I am his son.
01:06I am his son.
01:07I am his son.
01:08I am his son.
01:09You took something that doesn't belong to you.
01:13You'll pay your debt.
01:15I love your tempo and what it represents.
01:18This place will never be the same.
01:20This man captured the AAA Heavyweight Championship.
01:24Tonight, the revolution begins.
01:27Alberto.
01:28El Patron, baby.
01:29The party interrupted by an uninvited guest.
01:32That is Tejano.
01:33That is Alberto Patron's biggest nightmare.
01:36Big, big words, Matt.
02:07The World is Buzzing
02:25Hello everybody and welcome to Lucha Underground.
02:28We want to thank Matt and the boys in Mariachi, El Bronx.
02:31Vamp, the tempo is buzzing.
02:33The world is buzzing, brother.
02:35And why?
02:36Alberto, El Patron, the jefe de jefes.
02:39Mega campeon de AAA.
02:40He is here in Lucha Underground.
02:43But also, El Tejano, his biggest rival, also is here, Matt.
02:48Crazy stuff.
02:49Great point, everyone's buzzing.
02:50And speaking of rivals and rivalries,
02:52it's been over three months since Chavo Guerrero
02:54tried to stop Mil Muertes from attacking the legend
02:57Blue Demon Jr. on that night.
03:00Mil swore a debt that Chavo would repay what was stolen.
03:03Tonight, Mil Muertes has a receipt for Chavo Guerrero.
03:06It's all part of our bookend main event
03:08and it begins right now.
03:10Let's lucha!
03:15The following lucha is scheduled for one fall.
03:19Making his way to the ring,
03:21from beyond the grave,
03:23Mil Muertes!
03:28As the man of a thousand deaths makes his way to the temple,
03:31you'll notice that he is sin Catrina,
03:33missing Catrina here.
03:35No doubt about it, but look at the intensity, man.
03:37He's just walking down with an attitude that just says,
03:39back off.
03:41Mil Muertes, previously undefeated,
03:44but lately we've seen a different side of Mil,
03:47if it's possible, a more aggressive,
03:49more destructive side of this beast.
03:52Now, somebody like me would say that is very cool,
03:54but is it an effect of this girl playing games with his brain?
03:58Who knows, man?
03:59Even the believer is looking for Catrina.
04:01Mil Muertes kneels in prayer here in the temple.
04:05You have to wonder what bodes for his opponent here tonight.
04:08Nothing good, dude. Nothing good.
04:11And his opponent,
04:13from El Paso Tejas,
04:16Chavo Guerrero!
04:20The man we touched on at the top of the show,
04:22Chavo Guerrero, denied Mil Muertes
04:25the prize of the Legend Blue Demon.
04:27Tonight the receipt comes,
04:29but how hard is it to receipt a Guerrero in this business?
04:32I can only say one thing, Matt.
04:34I would not want to be Chavo Guerrero tonight.
04:38And remember Catrina's cryptic words for Chavo.
04:42All of Mexico is coming for you.
04:44Maybe coming to fruition right here.
04:47Can you imagine if he was getting into a cage with a lion?
04:50Do you see the way Mil Muertes is just stalking him?
04:53Mil feels that Chavo stole something from him,
04:56but now Mil gets his revenge.
04:59This will be Mil's strength
05:01and size against Chavo's Guerrero-ness.
05:04And of course, the Guerreros are world-renowned
05:06for being excellent wrestlers,
05:08so it's going to be Chavo's wrestling acumen
05:10that will certainly come into play here.
05:11Well, that's not helping him out too much right now.
05:13Step in the belly of the beast, brother.
05:15You got to face those demons, and there he is.
05:17Mil Muertes just threw Chavo to the floor
05:19like a piece of garbage.
05:21And, Vamp, you have called Lucha Underground
05:23the greatest league on the face of the planet.
05:25You have great fans over there,
05:27and the bleachers, kind of like Yankee Stadium,
05:29chanting everybody's name as they come out.
05:31You have to believe the believers are in for a treat tonight.
05:33No doubt about it. And how cool is that?
05:35How dope is it that the fans have just made this
05:37the number-one promotion in the universe?
05:39Hang on here.
05:41We've seen the ring used as a weapon here.
05:45It's almost as if everything in the temple
05:47is used to satisfy Dario Cueto's sick, sick desires.
05:53Mil tosses Chavo back into the ring like a rag doll.
05:59There you go. That's the Guerrero-ness that we alluded to.
06:01Chavo will take advantage of everything.
06:03Ooh, nice pescado there from Guerrero.
06:05You know, that's so old school.
06:07That is so fresh how you just called that.
06:09I said it, and I'll say it again.
06:11That is why I refer to you as my teacher.
06:13Of course, the Guerrero mantra,
06:15lie, cheat, and steal.
06:17But, Vamp, you said it. You can't cheat death.
06:19No, you cannot. Mil's on a mission.
06:21When you piss somebody off
06:23who's on a mission to hurt you,
06:25there's not much you can do except just take it.
06:27Take it like a man.
06:29Chavo now looks to be begging for forgiveness.
06:31Mil chases with the fist.
06:33Chavo takes advantage.
06:35Have you noticed that that fist is a jackhammer
06:37can knock down a building?
06:39You know when he comes after you with that,
06:41you're gonna get rocked.
06:43This is wise strategy here.
06:45I mean, if you're fighting a bigger guy,
06:47try to go for the legs, take Mil down.
06:49Chavo having such difficulty
06:51dragging Mil to the corner.
06:53He's huge, bro.
06:55Forget about it.
06:57Now Chavo Guerrero seems to be focusing
06:59the attack on the left leg of Mil Muertes.
07:01Wise strategy? Very wise.
07:03That reminded me of Hector Guerrero, actually.
07:05The relation of Hector to Chavo is?
07:07Uncle.
07:09Little bit older, little bit wiser.
07:11Just as ugly and just as dirty.
07:15Chavo now using his environment
07:17to his advantage.
07:19Wow, you know that's coming right out of Pop's playbook.
07:21There's Chavo's father,
07:23Chavo's senior.
07:31I don't know, but the absence of Katrina
07:33almost makes Mil incomplete.
07:35Chavo is certainly enjoying this.
07:37I'm so glad you said that,
07:39because I noticed it too, man.
07:41He's kind of like lost, you know what I mean?
07:43Look at that, grabbing,
07:45seems to be going for the windpipes.
07:47Got Chavo by the trachea. Bang!
07:49Big right hand. Nothing special.
07:53Trying to get some blood
07:55and feeling back into the left leg.
07:57Chavo realizes the opportunity
07:59and takes advantage.
08:01Wow, Chavo is definitely pulling
08:03some tricks out of his family's notebook.
08:05I like that.
08:09Chavo on the outside.
08:11There you see at the top of the temple steps,
08:13Katrina appears
08:15almost like a nun in the rectory.
08:17She ain't no nun, dude.
08:19She's the devil in disguise. She's evil.
08:23Yeah, but brother,
08:25what is she doing out here?
08:27Look at the look on her face.
08:29Who knows how Katrina's presence
08:31will change the momentum of this match here.
08:33She's always got a plan, bro.
08:35Chavo's still firmly in control.
08:37I don't know if Mil realizes that Katrina
08:39has joined us here at ringside.
08:41Chavo in the electric chair position.
08:43Perhaps an execution coming.
08:45Ooh! Damn!
08:47And feeling the tide turn now.
08:51Mil is just not
08:53his self.
08:55We've seen him literally destroy
08:57people.
08:59But he's... Chavo's going toe to toe.
09:03Listen, the match isn't over yet.
09:05Ooh!
09:07Ooh!
09:09Milworthy's using his power.
09:13Ooh! Another
09:15bombing right hand.
09:21Hey!
09:23Took his head off with that clothesline.
09:25You can see the marks on Chavo's body.
09:27He's getting a beating. Don't fool yourself.
09:29Over here? No.
09:31Ooh!
09:33Mil picking Chavo
09:35off the canvas by the throat.
09:37Flatliner hook.
09:39Chavo understands the jeopardy that he's in.
09:41Elbows looking to create some space here.
09:43Wow. That is a hell of an experience
09:45on Chavo's part.
09:47Absolutely. And up
09:49and over goes Chavo.
09:51That fall definitely took its toll on Chavo,
09:53but I'm telling you right now, man,
09:55he's gonna use that to take a breather.
09:58Now Mil makes eyes
10:00with Katrina.
10:02Mil acknowledges Katrina.
10:05She's got that rock, Matt.
10:09And as Katrina
10:11drags that stone,
10:13it almost pulls Mil
10:15Muertes.
10:17Like, is he pissed? Is he under a spell?
10:19What's going on? Hang on. Chavo
10:21has found an amigo.
10:23Chavo's preferred weapon of choice,
10:25the wheel chair.
10:27Mil, wake up!
10:29Oh, Mil's about to get the wake-up call right there.
10:31Disqualification, but...
10:33Wow! Look at Mil's reaction.
10:35Michael Myers-like.
10:37And you can see the hate rippling in Mil's chest.
10:39Wow!
10:41Oh, my God.
10:43It almost pissed Mil off
10:45even more, if that's possible.
10:47Really, he just got goozled, knocked and rocked
10:49and shocked. Hang on a second.
10:51The chair that Chavo introduced
10:53will now perhaps work in Mil's favor.
10:57Flat liner set up, and there it is!
10:59On the steel chair!
11:03Mil gesturing to Katrina
11:05to come in, perhaps for the lick of death.
11:07He ain't gesturing, man. He's ordering her.
11:11Look at the aggressiveness. Uh-oh.
11:13Ooh, and the defiance
11:15of the leather-laden
11:17licker, Katrina.
11:19Big, big
11:21mistake.
11:23This is...
11:25Almost pulled her head off, man.
11:27Well, this lick of death has become customary
11:29at the end of all Mil Muertes victories.
11:31And now Mil seems to be forcing
11:33Katrina's head into the position.
11:35No way.
11:37As provocative as this is,
11:39Katrina seems to be resisting.
11:41Whoa.
11:43No way.
11:47Katrina defying Mil,
11:49but Mil seems to be taking his frustrations
11:51out on his once-companion.
11:55Brother, he's got her by the trachea.
11:57She's in trouble, Matt.
12:01Whoa.
12:03Come on.
12:05Whoa. Whoa.
12:07He's gonna flat-line Katrina on the chair.
12:11There's hope. Is that... Yes, that is Phoenix,
12:13who owns a victory over the previously
12:15undefeated Mil Muertes.
12:17He's coming to the aid of Katrina,
12:19and we all know when you steal something
12:21from Mil Muertes, it does not bode well.
12:23Phoenix just opened
12:25the door to darkness.
12:27He just knocked on hell's door.
12:29Dude, I don't know.
12:35Katrina stares at Mil,
12:37holding up that sacred rock.
12:39Oh, and lick of death
12:41in the mouth.
12:43Look at that. I guess where the tongue goes,
12:45did you see her looking at Mil
12:47as she was kissing?
12:49That is dirty.
12:51Not sexy dirty, evil dirty.
12:53Well, now it begs the question,
12:55has the lick of death quenched a fire
12:57from which Phoenix may never
12:59rise again?
13:15...
13:17...
13:19...
13:21...
13:23...
13:25...
13:27...
13:29...
13:31...
13:33...
13:35...
13:45...
13:47...
13:49...
13:51I have to say, guys,
13:53you really have impressed El Jefe.
13:55Allow me to be nostalgic
13:57for a moment.
13:59Back
14:01in October 29,
14:03our premiere here in the temple,
14:05you guys beat the living crap
14:07out of Puma
14:09and Johnny Mundo.
14:11What a great night.
14:13My favorite memory,
14:15the one that I will tell my grandchildren one day,
14:17was last month,
14:19when you took out that overpaid, ungrateful
14:21and overrated big rig and you,
14:23how do I say it,
14:25blinded
14:27with the bright light of your talents.
14:29...
14:31...
14:33So I want to reward you all
14:35with a main event spot.
14:37Boys, you've earned it.
14:39But
14:41if you stay in main event matches,
14:43you're going to have to prove to me
14:45that the way you took out big rig was not just some fluke.
14:47I want to make sure
14:49that you really are the rabid dogs
14:51that will destroy anybody that gets in my way.
14:53Can you prove that to me?
14:55Uh, yeah, we can.
14:57...
14:59Good.
15:01Then,
15:03tonight,
15:05you will destroy three unlikely heroes.
15:07Sexy Star,
15:09Pimpinela Escarlata,
15:11and Mascarita Sagrada,
15:13three underdogs who should have never survived my temple.
15:15Yet the fans, they embrace them,
15:17they love them. Frankly,
15:19it makes me sick.
15:21You will face these three freaks
15:23in a no disqualification,
15:25anything goes match.
15:27And your only job...
15:29...
15:31hurt them so bad
15:33that they never come back.
15:35...
15:37Bring true ferocity
15:39to this sacred ground.
15:41...
15:43...
15:45...
15:47...
15:49...
15:51...
15:53...
15:55...
15:57...
15:59...
16:01All right, welcome back to Lucha Underground,
16:03and Ibelis is in the ring with a microphone.
16:05All right.
16:07Tonight, Son of Havoc
16:09was supposed to have
16:11his rematch against Angelico.
16:13...
16:15But after watching you
16:17lose
16:19week after week,
16:21I think it's
16:23best if I
16:25handle your battles
16:27for you.
16:29...
16:31Angelico, get down here
16:33because you're gonna fight
16:35the baddest bitch in this building.
16:37...
16:39Get down here!
16:41Fight me!
16:43And her opponent,
16:45from Johannesburg,
16:47South Africa,
16:49Angelico!
16:51Well, Ibelis
16:53has called out Angelico,
16:55and the smile tells you the entire story.
16:57This young man has enjoyed great success
16:59since debuting here at Lucha Underground,
17:01and Ibelis is almost
17:03questioning or challenging her boyfriend's
17:05manhood by saying she,
17:07Ibelis, will compete tonight against
17:09Angelico. You know what? I hate to say it,
17:11but I almost feel like Havoc
17:13is, like, you know, naive, kind of blind.
17:15He's not really getting it
17:17that his girlfriend is, like, a bitch.
17:19I mean, am I the only one who thinks that?
17:21I'm not saying anything, man.
17:23Ibelis
17:25has an extensive MMA background,
17:27whereas Angelico, with his height,
17:29uses a lot of kicks and strikes.
17:31He's a big guy. It looks really good when he kicks,
17:33but I would give the thumbs up to Ibelis
17:35in that MMA stuff.
17:37All right.
17:39Here we go.
17:41Angelico checking Ibelis' kick,
17:43showing a little bit of respect for Ibelis' striking
17:45ability. Angelico has an apprehensive
17:47way about him in this match,
17:49as you can imagine.
17:51What bothers me about him is it almost
17:53seems like anywhere that I see this guy,
17:55he doesn't take it seriously.
17:57He's almost like he believes in his own height,
17:59you know what I mean?
18:01Drop toehold there, just enough to slow
18:03Ibelis down, and you can tell by the look
18:05on Angelico's face that
18:07I'm not so sure he's 100% wanting to be
18:09in this match, but Ibelis does.
18:11Ibelis wants a fight. He better watch out, man,
18:13because those Muay Thai kicks to the thigh like that
18:15will take your knee out, no doubt about it.
18:17And she's got a good base,
18:19you know, and crap, my God, that's a big defense for us.
18:21Ibelis
18:23still coming, whereas
18:25Angelico seems to try to be slowing down
18:27and Havoc is just
18:29beside himself. Now
18:31Angelico has Ibelis, perhaps
18:33a beso here, maybe a kiss.
18:35Ooh, you know what rhymes
18:37with beso? Huevo.
18:43And another little dip, and again,
18:45the smarmy arrogance
18:47of Angelico. Smack him
18:49in the mouth.
18:51Boom!
18:53Oh, damn!
18:55Like a baseball bat.
18:57That was awesome.
18:59The look in Ibelis' eyes and the smile on her face
19:01that Ibelis is hell-bent on proving
19:03a point. She's quick.
19:05Agile. Been in many
19:07wars. And Angelico
19:09using elusive tactics here to try to
19:11save face. Yeah, but why doesn't
19:13that dude focus on the fight, man?
19:15What's he bitching about to the referee?
19:17It's customary in most places.
19:19You know, men don't want to fight women,
19:21but this is Lucha Underground, and like I said
19:23many times, we can beat you over the head with this gender
19:25equality stuff, or you can just watch the wrestling
19:27and see for yourself.
19:29Dude, impressive, man. That chicken
19:31fight.
19:39Hang on now. Angelico
19:41seems to be ready to
19:43fight now.
19:45Or not. There you go.
19:47Ooh. What was that?
19:49Knee to the gut.
19:51Puts Angelico down to a knee.
19:53Ibelis now off the ropes, using the ropes
19:55for momentum. Pop up and...
19:57Ooh! Yeah, Havoc can't like that.
19:59About a $12,000
20:01fall there, if you get my drift.
20:03Now Havoc having words with Angelico,
20:05but Angelico trying to plead his case here.
20:07It was just a defensive maneuver. Yeah, man, he was like
20:09kind of, you know, calm down. Bang!
20:11Son of Havoc. The referee
20:13did not see it. Hang on a second.
20:15Ibelis taking advantage
20:17of the opportunity. Whoa!
20:19And your winner,
20:21Ibelis!
20:23Ibelis victorious here,
20:25and seemingly ignoring the assistance
20:27from Son of Havoc, and I guess revisionist history
20:29very popular in wrestling, but
20:31any way you look at it, Ibelis
20:33victorious. That is not cool
20:35on her part at all. See what I'm saying?
20:37She's not a team player, man.
20:39She didn't beat him. It was because of Havoc's
20:41kick. All the fans can judge for themselves.
20:43The argument
20:45continues between Havoc and Ibelis.
20:47Wait, wait, what's this
20:49dude going to say?
20:51Hey, Ibelis.
20:53I didn't know he spoke French.
20:55If you ever want to go one-on-one with me
20:57without your boyfriend
20:59around,
21:01it'd be my pleasure.
21:07Looks like ladies are leaving their men left and right
21:09in wrestling? That's unheard of.
21:11Well, we're not
21:13done yet at all. A great,
21:15great night tonight. The crew
21:17take on the Bizarre Bizarre
21:19of Delights, the team of Sexy Star,
21:21Masquerita Sagrada, and my
21:23favorite, Pimpanela Escalante,
21:25and it's a no-disqualifications
21:27trios match. That's going to be
21:29different. And last week,
21:31Jefe de Jefes, Alberto, El Patron,
21:33El Mega Campeon de AAA,
21:35made his debut and announced that
21:37he is now going to be competing here
21:39in the underground, Lucha Underground in the Temple
21:41of Royal Heights, and Matt Tejano,
21:43El Tejano, gave him
21:45the beatdown of his life.
21:47And not only Alberto joining
21:49the active roster, Tejano has now
21:51announced that he, too, will enter
21:53the active roster here at Lucha Underground,
21:55and it happens next.
22:09The following
22:13lucha is scheduled for one fall.
22:15Currently in the ring,
22:17from Puebla, Mexico,
22:19Superfly!
22:27And his opponent,
22:29from Mexicali,
22:31Baja California,
22:33Tejano!
22:39And here comes the man that attacked Alberto El Patrón
22:44after El Patrón received a hero's welcome
22:47here at Lucha Underground.
22:49There is the youngest and longest reigning
22:52triple A champion in history, Tejano.
22:55Beth, you sat down and had a very in-depth interview.
22:59Let's find out more about the psyche of Tejano.
23:04Hello, I'm El Vampiro.
23:05Once again here at Temple in Boyle Heights,
23:08Lucha Underground,
23:11to welcome a star known in Japan,
23:15dominating Mexico, the ex-champion, the ex-mega...
23:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:19Ex-champion,
23:22you are in front of the top stars and figures
23:27of wrestling in Mexico.
23:29And the next great figure of Lucha Underground,
23:33El Tejano.
23:36I dominated the triple A for two years.
23:39A wrestler who faced me, a wrestler who stood at my feet.
23:42Number one, Tejano, Tejano, Tejano.
23:48Alberto El Patrón, forgive me,
23:50but he is the man who took your championship.
23:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:56He stole it.
23:58He didn't take it from me.
24:00He stole it.
24:05After he arrived,
24:06exiled from that company in the United States,
24:11he arrived here and people applauded the hero
24:14and he faced me and stole that championship from me.
24:16He stole it.
24:17He didn't take it from me.
24:18That's why right now,
24:20he has to try the bulldog.
24:23No!
24:26Well, then why are you here?
24:30I'll give you one reason.
24:31I'm only here because I'm going to destroy Alberto El Patrón
24:37and get what is mine back.
24:40Well, you heard him.
24:42You spoke a lot of words.
24:44Well, I hope you can fulfill them.
24:46Who knows?
24:47I am El Vampiro.
24:49Tejano, welcome.
24:52Bienvenido.
24:53Ha, ha, ha.
24:54Bueno.
24:56This is El Vampiro here in the temple,
24:58Lucha Underground in Boodle Heights.
25:00Let's see what happens here.
25:03This kid obviously has a huge chip on his shoulder
25:06and his intent on destroying El Patrón.
25:09Well, before he gets El Patrón,
25:11he has to face another veteran in Superfly.
25:14You know, he's got an old school style about him.
25:16You know what I mean?
25:17He looks like his father, man,
25:18and I wrestled his dad many, many, many times.
25:21Same look, same body type, same movements,
25:24same trunks, same boots.
25:26This is awesome, like a throwback to when I started out.
25:30And now Tejano using his power here.
25:33Superfly using momentum.
25:34Tejano drops down.
25:35Superfly up and over now.
25:36Tejano shows he's got springs and hops as well,
25:39as well as does Superfly.
25:40Back and forth they go.
25:41Leg trip cover, nothing there.
25:43Another leg trip cover there.
25:44The action fast and furious here on Lucha Underground.
25:47Wow, you see how quick he moves here, big guy.
25:50What did I tell you, man?
25:51This kid is something else.
25:53I'm telling you, there are big things in his corner.
25:56Oh, Superfly went for the dropkick.
25:58Tejano just too quick.
25:59And now Tejano has so much to prove.
26:01So much to prove to the temple, to the faithful,
26:04to the locker room, to Dario Cueto, to the world.
26:07To himself, man.
26:08You'll notice the way Tejano uses the entire ring
26:11to his advantage here.
26:12Up and over, Superfly on the apron, blocks the punch.
26:15Chop in the chest now.
26:16Tejano moves to the middle.
26:17Superfly cross body,
26:19but Tejano threw him right off and bam.
26:22Hold back, can't open her leg drop.
26:24Is it enough?
26:25No.
26:31It seems that every time Superfly tries to get
26:33even the slightest bit of offense,
26:35Tejano is one step ahead.
26:36A great counter wrestler.
26:37We're learning about Tejano.
26:39Hang on here.
26:40Oh, right on the neck.
26:42Into the neck breaker.
26:43That's gotta be it.
26:45Cover referee down.
26:46Yes, Tejano is victorious.
26:48And your winner, Tejano.
26:54So after interrupting Alberto El Patron's party
26:57here at Lucha Underground,
26:59Tejano has now made himself a member of the active roster
27:02that does not bode well for the rest of the locker room.
27:05Look at that smile on his face.
27:07That smile says something.
27:08Look at his booty.
27:09Yeah, tell Alberto I'm here.
27:11I ain't going nowhere.
27:13As Tejano stands victorious,
27:15we have so much more to come tonight
27:17on this huge evening of Lucha Underground.
27:20Thank you so much for joining us.
27:21Hang on a second, brother.
27:23Look at the top of the stairs.
27:25It's here comes the bad MF-er.
27:28Alberto El Patron is here and this hombre is pissed.
27:34Tejano said, come on, baby.
27:36I called you out, come on.
27:37That's right, you don't have to wait for next week.
27:39We bring you the fight right here and Tejano scurries away.
27:42But Alberto's gonna bring the fight.
27:43Ooh, that slap got Alberto right in the eye.
27:47Damn.
27:50Here we go.
27:50El Patron now, our first taste of El Patron
27:53here at Lucha Underground.
27:55Lucha, Lucha, Lucha, Lucha, Lucha, Lucha, Lucha, Lucha.
27:58It is a beat down.
28:00This is payback at it's finest.
28:02Come on, baby.
28:03El Patron, El Patron, El Patron, El Patron, El Patron.
28:09Ooh.
28:11El Patron, El Patron, El Patron, El Patron, El Patron.
28:16He's got that bull rope.
28:17Oh.
28:21Damn.
28:23Oh, he's pissed.
28:24Bam, bam, bam.
28:26Man, this is personal.
28:28This is ugly.
28:29You know, we talk about Machismo,
28:30we talk about pride as security fills the ring.
28:33Wow, this is crazy.
28:34There's about 10 guys holding El Patron
28:36from getting his hands on Tejano.
28:40El Patron, El Patron, El Patron, El Patron, El Patron.
28:43Tejano's like nothing.
28:44He said, is that all you got?
28:47Well, I'm not so sure that the smile won't run away
28:49from the face of the former AAA champion
28:51now that Alberto El Patron is swinging some yarn, baby.
28:55Wow.
29:01Now it begs the question,
29:03perhaps the AAA Mega Championship
29:05may be contested here in Lucha Underground.
29:08That would be history.
29:11He says, this is my house.
29:13Mi casa es mi familia.
29:17Next up, the crew continues making a statement
29:20and tonight they will be facing off against the Bazaar
29:22with exciting team of Sexy Star, Masquerita Sagrada
29:25and Pimpinela Escalata
29:27in a no disqualification trios match.
29:29It happens tonight.
29:30It's our main event.
29:40Quito, it's time you do what's right
29:44and declare me Lucha Underground champion.
29:48It's not that simple.
29:49Yeah, yeah it is.
29:51You see, I destroyed Puma twice.
29:53I beat Johnny Mundo and I should be your champion.
29:58Kate, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30:10You have everything I want in my champion.
30:12I'll give you that.
30:15But technically, Puma's still champion
30:18and the last time you faced him, you lost.
30:21So here's what we're going to do.
30:24Next week, you get Puma one-on-one in a non-title match.
30:30If you beat him, then you will be,
30:31without any question,
30:33next in line for a title match.
30:38Okay.
30:40You just make sure to give me a real title belt,
30:43not this Aztec piece of crap.
30:54Look, I want to make this quick.
30:56You call Mexico and you tell them
30:58they got what they wanted.
30:59I've had enough.
31:01I quit.
31:02I'm going home to my family.
31:04Well, chavo, I wish you the best in your future endeavors.
31:08What?
31:10But just remember,
31:11the doors of my temple will always be open.
31:25The gods are not going to be pleased about this.
31:34So, this is where he keeps you.
31:46When I was a little girl,
31:49the only thing I wanted to be when I grew up
31:51was to be a good girl.
31:55And now, I'm a bad girl.
31:57I'm a bad girl.
31:58I'm a bad girl.
31:58I'm a bad girl.
31:59I'm a bad girl.
32:00I'm a bad girl.
32:01I'm a bad girl.
32:02I'm a bad girl.
32:03I'm a bad girl.
32:04I wanted to be the woman who killed you
32:06with my bare hands.
32:26The Bully Lucha is scheduled for one fall
32:29and is a no disqualifications trios match.
32:34Currently in the ring,
32:36the team of Bale, Cortez Castro, and Mr. Sisko.
32:43Collectively, they are known as The Croom.
32:47They're a dangerous, dangerous bunch.
32:50And their opponents,
32:52the team of Pimpinela Escarlata,
32:57Sexy Star, and Mastadito.
33:00Sexy Star and Mastadito Sagrada.
33:13Well, here comes this bizarre, bizarre delights
33:16in whichever of these three luchadores
33:18suit your fancy vamp.
33:20There's an app for that.
33:21Yes, there is.
33:22And you know what?
33:23I would like to point out
33:24how your energy and attitude has changed
33:27now that Pimpinela is coming down the stairs.
33:30Pimpinela Escarlata, the liver of the free life.
33:33Some say this is all psychology.
33:35Some say that this whole entire presentation
33:38of production is designed to put off Pimpy's opponents.
33:44Sexy Star has just gotten a face with a crew.
33:47She's not backing down from anybody.
33:52Marty Elias calls for the bell and here we go.
33:54Mr. Sisko goes right after Mascarita,
33:56tosses him to the floor.
33:58While Bell does the same to Sexy Star.
34:03Pimpy goes for an early base on Cortez,
34:05but he's not having it.
34:07You're picking the wrong people to do this to.
34:09I mean, let's not forget the crew has burned a man's eye.
34:12And in this type of match,
34:14you don't want to piss the crew off
34:16any more than they already are.
34:17No doubt about it, man.
34:19And these guys have cleared up whole neighborhoods.
34:20Oh, the kendo stick legal, no disqualifications.
34:24Yeah.
34:25Oh, that hurts so bad.
34:27And you know, here's the thing, man.
34:29Cortez Castro could pin Pimpanela at any time,
34:32but it goes back to the message
34:33that this crew wants to send.
34:39Cortez now using that kendo stick to choke out Pimpy.
34:43And ooh, bail with a shot to the jaw of Sexy Star.
34:48Pimpy's going out.
34:49It's right on the trachea.
34:51Oxygen is cut off and Pimpy's out.
34:54This is exactly what you said.
34:55This isn't about winning.
34:56This is about beating.
34:58The ferocity of the crew has become their calling card.
35:02Hell yeah.
35:03Now here comes Mr. Sisko.
35:05No tags needed.
35:06Just pushing Pimpanela out of the ring.
35:10Looks like the bizarre bizarre of the lights
35:12may be down one luchador here.
35:14This could become three on two.
35:16You see our trainer in our medical facility
35:19checking on Pimpanela.
35:20Pimpy got choked out, no doubt about it.
35:22He's out.
35:23Forget about it.
35:23But the match continues.
35:24Masquerita Sagrada and Sexy Star
35:26now have to pick up the slack.
35:28There you see Masquerita in the ring with Mr. Sisko.
35:35Well, don't count Masquerita Sagrada out.
35:37One of the greatest minis of all time.
35:39Knows how to use his size to his advantage
35:41and his opponent's size to their disadvantage.
35:44He's been in wars like this everywhere, man.
35:46This is nothing new to him, so.
35:49Masquerita Sagrada using the ropes for momentum.
35:51Hey, nicely done there.
35:52Wasn't clean, but still effective.
35:54Now, Masquerita on the move here.
35:57Oh, like a cannon, like a torpedo.
36:01More like a pop gun.
36:02Speaking of pop gun.
36:04Damn, that was a vicious boot
36:05through the head right there.
36:07Yeah, you can see the back.
36:08Oh my God.
36:09Here.
36:09Oh!
36:10Oh!
36:11Oh!
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Oh!
36:14Oh!
36:15Oh!
36:16Oh!
36:17Oh!
36:19Jesus.
36:19That was, well, he busted him in half.
36:21Welded steel on the ring apron
36:24just met Masquerita Sagrada's spine,
36:26and now Sexy Star seems to say,
36:28F it, let's do this.
36:30Now, Sexy Star, who has shown bravery,
36:32who has shown to be a very valiant fighter here.
36:34Sexy may be the best option here
36:37for this team against the crew.
36:39Well, she's definitely a woman here in this company,
36:42but man, you're going up against these guys.
36:44Oh my God.
36:45Here come the knives.
36:46Here come the razor blades of the crew,
36:49just slicing and dicing and dissecting.
36:55Again, Pimpy has been taken to the back
36:57to get medical treatment.
36:58So this now becomes a three-on-two match
37:01with the crew clearly in control.
37:05Oh no, hang on.
37:06Masquerita getting back into the fight,
37:08but Masquerita surrounded by the crew.
37:10This doesn't bode well.
37:11Bale, known for his vicious streak,
37:13has Masquerita up on his shoulders.
37:15Oh, ouch.
37:17Hang on, they're not done.
37:19Bang.
37:21Man.
37:24And now Mr. Sisko will pick up the pieces.
37:27Oh man, this doesn't, this isn't well.
37:29Nope.
37:30This does not bode well here.
37:31The crew setting up for something premeditated.
37:34Oh my God, brother.
37:35This is straight out of the hooligan 101 handbook.
37:37A curb stomp on a chair.
37:42Oh, Jesus.
37:45That's squashing a bug, dude.
37:50Masquerita's done, Matt.
37:51There is no way he can continue.
37:54Now we are down to Sexy Star,
37:56who has to fight these three men all on her own.
37:59And I guess Sexy wouldn't have it any other way.
38:01You gotta remember, man,
38:02she's got the heart of a warrior.
38:06These guys better be careful.
38:07Might bite off more than they can chew.
38:09You never know.
38:10Look at her.
38:12They're stalking her, bro.
38:12Yeah, Sexy's up, but she's all alone.
38:15It's three on one.
38:16Nowhere to run.
38:18And Sexy seems to say, F it, let's fight.
38:23What's Mr. Sisko do?
38:24He's checking Sexy out,
38:25and they call me misogynistic and sexist.
38:28I mean, come on.
38:29Oh, big punch from Sexy.
38:31He's got slapped in the face like a bitch.
38:35Now Sexy on the move there with Cortez Castro.
38:37Body scissor into the arm drag,
38:39sends Castro flying.
38:40But it looks like Mr. Sisko comes for the go behind.
38:42Sexy kicks her legs,
38:43trying to change the momentum here.
38:45Dirtiest player in the game, perhaps.
38:48Sexy on the move.
38:49Bell with the back drop.
38:50Sexy lands on her feet.
38:51Ooh, big right hand.
38:52I'm not so sure that Bell got all of that
38:54because Sexy's still standing.
38:59Boom!
39:00Ooh!
39:00Ooh!
39:01Ooh!
39:02Ooh!
39:03Tomato DDT.
39:04Now Sexy posing for the faithful, though.
39:05Come on.
39:06Ooh.
39:07Uh-oh, uh-oh.
39:08Uh-oh.
39:09Sexy can get caught up in the way
39:10that the believers can get behind a luchador.
39:13It almost makes you drunk.
39:15Sexy's intoxicated.
39:17Top kick, punch, elbow.
39:19Sexy on the move now.
39:21Castro follows.
39:22Ooh!
39:24God damn, brother.
39:25He just knocked her out.
39:30Ah, no way.
39:32Not necessary, dude.
39:33Not necessary.
39:34Oh, boy.
39:36Awesome.
39:37Crucifix kick.
39:38Sexy kicks her legs in order to get out.
39:39The push kick creates space.
39:40Sexy now looks like she's hooking up for a suplex
39:42or maybe, ooh!
39:44I haven't seen that since Donovan Morgan.
39:46Nice move done there by Sexy Star,
39:47but before Sexy could capitalize, Mr. Sisko right there.
39:51Cheating, pulling her hair.
39:54Uh-oh.
39:58Brody-style body slam.
40:05She's busted open, dude.
40:07Mr. Sisko up high, but Sexy takes advantage,
40:09kicks out the leg.
40:11Awesome.
40:12I love the fight.
40:13I love the slaps to the face, man.
40:16Brother, she is not backing down.
40:18She is tough.
40:20Hang on.
40:21Ooh, Sisko too strong there.
40:23Was able to deny Sexy for looking like she was going
40:26for perhaps a Frankenstein or a Rana for the top rope,
40:29but now a powerbomb coming.
40:31Sexy fighting.
40:32Sexy understands the position.
40:34And she's able to get the move off.
40:37Cover here.
40:38This would be huge.
40:39No.
40:40Ooh.
40:43Brother, she is not backing down at all.
40:45Yeah, but remember, it's still three against one.
40:47What started out as three on three,
40:48the systematic dissection now is three on one.
40:51She's taking the crew,
40:52but she's taking the boots right now.
40:57All right, guys, we get it now, okay?
40:59You've proved your point.
41:00You've proven to everyone.
41:02The crew has sent their statement.
41:05Yeah, real tough.
41:07Real tough.
41:09Oh, look at that, picking Sexy up by the mask
41:11with somewhat of a claw hold there.
41:14Oh, boy, that's Big Rick.
41:17This is the first time we've seen Big Rick
41:19since the burning, and he's making his way to the ring.
41:22Did you see the look of anger on his face?
41:27Grinding his teeth, coming down.
41:30Payback.
41:31Hang on.
41:32Oh, this is going on.
41:33Cover here.
41:34Yes, she gets the victory.
41:36Wow.
41:37We stop.
41:41In a place like Looch Underground,
41:43where wins and losses mean something,
41:45it tells you that the crew had to hit the high road
41:49when they saw Big Rick.
41:51They'd rather take the loss
41:52than deal with an angry one-eyed man.
41:58He is so huge.
42:00Oh my God, bro.
42:01I would not want to get punched by him.
42:03Well, you don't need me to tell you
42:04what may be going through Big Rick's mind,
42:07and we've talked about an eye for an eye.
42:08We've talked about the scripture,
42:10and if I'm the crew, may God be on their side.
42:15For Vampiro, I'm Matt Stryker.
42:17This is Looch Underground.
42:18We'll see you next week.
42:19Good night, everybody.
42:33We'll see you next week.