Taskmaster - S18 E04 - I'm a Girl Who Likes a Clean Line
Taskmaster - S18 E04 - I'm a Girl Who Likes a Clean Line
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00:00I
00:30Can I see an overweight but dashing man get a feckless weasel with a wonky tooth to torture his peer group for pointless tasks
00:37Channel 4. That's where silly let's meet them. Now. They are andy's offs man
00:49Josie
01:00And
01:03Next to me a man who says that he loves to holiday in Wales because it is so beautiful
01:09But longs for the day when its people are driven into the sea
01:22Hello Greg, hello there. Hello. I've got your present. Thank you. Do you like cars?
01:27Do I yeah, do you yes good. Oh, do you like Greg Davis?
01:33Bally stop looking in the mirror. Well, I think you'll like genuine personalized number plates
01:44Back and front
01:47Personalized I'm a plate for Greg Davis. Does it say Gary Davis?
01:52Yeah, I got muddled I did
01:57Surprised us today this time. They've brought in the thing most likely to make you say. Oh
02:03Christ now, that is bad
02:12Probably said badass I'm sure we've all probably had badass but Greg wants to see something
02:18Makes him say it like he means it and that will result in five really really big points you
02:23Am a city. Yes, how are you gonna make me say now that is badass. This is something that I own
02:31Is very precious to me and I think it speaks for itself
02:35React to this Greg. Okay. I know what I've got to say if it doesn't elicit the response. Here we go
02:41Nothing
02:53Now that is badass I
02:56Hate it. I find it religiously insensitive. Yes. I think God and Jesus would love that
03:12I don't think any of the big three would like that. I think it's horrible. Yeah
03:22Yo, are you gonna make me say wow, that's his badass a hundred percent well, how's your footwear nowadays, bro?
03:28You got your sock game on unlock. I won't lie. Yeah, I got something that better than these shoes
03:34100% way better than your shoes
03:37I
03:40He's gonna get you these shoes Greg, all right
03:43Nike Air Force one. Let me tell you something. Yeah. So now when you come to like the ends, right?
03:49You wear white Air Forces when I come to the the ends and the ends bro. Watch top boy, bruv. Okay
03:57It's a lot of work for me to do before I can say these are badass
04:02All you need to do is just rock up with a pair of white Air Forces
04:05But this is the thing you can't just rock up with a pair Air Forces, right?
04:08You've got a laugh, but the laugh has to be smooth. You've got to be like
04:14What situations am I gonna do this in brother?
04:17I'm just trying to inject some youth into you. You're the one that's turned like what did you say like 75?
04:24Feels like it but I don't know whether I'm gonna feel more youthful if I go into any situation and go
04:29I
04:33Was damn no, no, that laugh was good though
04:38What have you brought it? Yeah, I brought in some pain and then I've also brought in a
04:48promise
04:52Let's dance well, that's not a more badass and a tattoo
04:59I got to want to and I got a food one. Oh, yeah
05:15Wow
05:18Promise is
05:20If you don't
05:23And watch me quite highly yeah
05:36Jack yeah, I'm unpopular in the world of hip-hop and rap and
05:43so I borrowed something from a rapper friend of mine and
05:47He sent me one of his outfits and he's pretty famous as well. So I
05:53Know he's called TK max
06:00Yeah, and he was just said whatever you need I'm sending it to you Greg is this badass
06:11I would wear if I was unloading an angel from the back of a van
06:20It's your choice
06:23It's not bad
06:25Only and dissolves when you can save us. There's a dangerous words Greg
06:29Well, I thought you know, what would make you say badass. I'm made you a work of art. Let's reveal Andy's work of art
06:36Here we go
06:44Now that is about that also, I mean, let's look at the quality of the painting
06:50That's bad, isn't it
06:54It's a badass. Yeah, and it's badass. Yes. See Emma how this works
07:00And see that cherub because after all this you're gonna be like well my god stick the cherub back up for us
07:06Okay, here is the badass
07:08Yeah
07:15Which one would make you say badass least it's between Jack's awful moving outfit and Emma's badass angel
07:22So I'd be really nice and give them both to pair of trainers as well
07:30He's right though
07:33He's doing well picked up on I'll give two points to all of those people and then we'll jump up
07:37I think we've got to reward Zaltzman. He created the correct ass for the situation
07:42I'm gonna give him five points and I'll give this merger a four
07:52Okay, let's take things to the next level
08:02Oh
08:11Alex honey gold this time. It's nice nice little touch
08:20Can I open this is task probably
08:24We go that's what we want not that girl shit
08:33Push
08:35Push the envelope the furthest
08:37You have half an hour your time starts now. I
08:43Could say some outrageous things see that pushes the envelope get myself cancelled
08:49It's a
08:50Is it rude?
08:53like
08:55fortune
08:59Which uses pillow for what's this supposed to do present my nuts on it to my wife
09:08Yeah, what did he do I dressed as Spongebob Squarepants
09:13to a fancy dress party and everyone's like
09:16We don't do that in Guilford and I was like I do
09:27Take the envelope
09:30Excuse me
09:44Surprisingly heavily sexual from three out of five of you
09:48You were asked to push the envelope and within seconds Jones had compared it to a vagina. I presume
10:00Push
10:07What you're saying is if you don't understand any phrase in the English language you assume it's sexual
10:14So like some people have walked past you and said or a rolling stone gathers. No moss and you've gone tell me
10:21I
10:26Think we should we're gonna begin by watching Emma and Rosie push their envelopes Oh God
10:40You're gonna push the envelope within yourself, what does that mean?
10:51Ice I'm gonna push the envelope the farthest here I go
11:11Oh King show
11:18My man
11:21Lens
11:45Right, there you go to Greg
11:47Taskmaster, love heart.
11:50And there's actually a letter inside, but it's private.
11:53There you go, mate.
11:55Pushed it.
11:56Team James bottoms up!
11:59LAUGHTER
12:08Shall we?
12:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
12:14That must have driven you over the edge, didn't it?
12:16A smoothie?
12:20Well, I just hope you give her enough shit for being a smoothie girl as well.
12:23She's revealed her true colours there. She loves a smoothie.
12:25Glugged it down, didn't you?
12:27I was unwilling to just eat the paper.
12:32Yeah, they made you turn it into a smoothie for your own safety.
12:35Yes, and we certainly could say you shouldn't eat an envelope,
12:38but you also shouldn't drink an envelope.
12:40Yeah.
12:41If you chug it down, is that pushing the envelope?
12:43I was pushing the envelope
12:47by pushing the envelope down my gullet.
12:53And, ultimately, out of your bop-bop.
12:55Yeah, yeah.
12:57You know what?
12:59It's still a bit cold.
13:02LAUGHTER
13:06Emma, I will say, I thought you did great cartwheels.
13:09Thank you. And you could still be in the game,
13:11cos I haven't read your letter yet.
13:13What have I got?
13:14Letter.
13:15I don't know what I said.
13:17No-one knows what you said, because you said it was private.
13:20Oh, no.
13:21I think I was having a weird week.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:27Oh.
13:28Well, it is...
13:33..polite.
13:34LAUGHTER
13:36It literally says, I hope you've had a good week.
13:38LAUGHTER
13:41OK, who's next?
13:43OK, well, next up, it's A, B, C, D...
13:45Jack D!
13:46LAUGHTER
13:55There's your envelope.
14:01How's your day going, Jack?
14:02Not as dignified as I thought it would.
14:09Didn't work. I wasn't happy with that.
14:13LAUGHTER
14:24LAUGHTER
14:33LAUGHTER
14:43LAUGHTER
14:58LAUGHTER
15:05LAUGHTER
15:17APPLAUSE
15:21All I've written is, well, that will save BAFTA some money
15:23for your in-memorandum film.
15:25LAUGHTER
15:29Yeah.
15:30And the sooner they play it, the better.
15:32LAUGHTER
15:33Absolutely heartbreaking.
15:35It pushed the envelope, it made me genuinely feel quite emotional.
15:39Yeah.
15:41In total, on that day, he pushed the envelope three miles.
15:44LAUGHTER
15:45I would have carried on, but the crew caught up with me
15:47and said I had to stop.
15:48LAUGHTER
15:49Well, the time had run out quite a long time.
15:51About the two-mile mark, the time had run out, yeah.
15:53LAUGHTER
15:54Kept on going.
15:55Oh, nice.
15:56Right, break time.
15:58Let's end on a high with some of Alex's impressions.
16:01It's Alex's Impression Hour.
16:03Ready?
16:04Donald Trump.
16:05Hey, how are they, guys?
16:07I can't do impressions.
16:08Greg Wallace.
16:09You want to eat your dinner?
16:11LAUGHTER
16:12Camilla Parker-Bowles.
16:14Good evening, everyone.
16:15Stephen the Bastard!
16:17LAUGHTER
16:18APPLAUSE
16:24APPLAUSE
16:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:29Hello, there.
16:30Welcome back to Taskmaster,
16:32where the competitors are pushing the envelope.
16:34Oh, yes, they could do pretty much anything to impress Greg
16:37with this one, to extend the limits of what's possible.
16:40Or you could just pace about a bit with a letter in a wheelbarrow.
16:43Last up, it's Baba and Andy.
16:46All right, how do I push this thing?
16:48I can make a bowl out of it.
16:50Look, it's a bowl.
16:52Someone get me milk and cereal.
16:54Are you talking to me?
16:56Yes.
17:02Right, you little paper monstrosity, where is it?
17:04You pathetic little failed origami pigeon.
17:06I wouldn't lick you if you were the last envelope on Earth.
17:09Where is it? Tell me where it is!
17:12How do you make cereal?
17:13You look like you put the milk in first.
17:15Always milk first.
17:16How very dare you!
17:18Who does that?
17:19BELL RINGS
17:21Want to talk now, my slightly crumpled friend?
17:27Answer the question!
17:28Answer the question!
17:32I ain't going to eat this.
17:33I think you should eat a little bit.
17:35Nah, my guy, I don't drink cow's milk.
17:37If I drink this, you will hear me in the toilet going,
17:40moo, you know what I'm saying?
17:41Like, I'll really be cleaning up that toilet.
17:44Maybe this will make you talk.
17:46Oh, yeah?
17:47What do you want to be next?
17:49Tell me what you know.
17:50Well, God help me, I will shred you.
17:51I will shred you!
17:54Last chance. I know you want to tell me.
17:56Talk.
17:59I knew it.
18:01I did it. I stole the life cast of Alex Horne.
18:03I shrank it and I hid it in a wooden box under a cow.
18:07I knew you'd break eventually.
18:09Here comes the aeroplane.
18:10Yay!
18:13Come on! Nice, isn't it?
18:16Right.
18:22There it is.
18:23It's like he's been working out.
18:25Mystery solved.
18:26I'll push that envelope good and proper.
18:33Andy, very creative.
18:35Genuinely disturbing.
18:38Thanks.
18:39I just think this show is just revealing you to be
18:41just not the person everyone thought you were.
18:45It's not revealing me to be not the person I thought I was.
18:47From episode to episode, you're getting more and more terrifying.
18:52It's very good, Andy.
18:53And quite the contrast, jumping from that...
18:55HE CHUCKLES
18:56..to Baba feeding cereal into your stupid face from an envelope.
19:01Can I just say something?
19:03I pushed the envelope to its limits.
19:05I made it into a bowl.
19:09I mean, it doesn't matter how emphatically you say something.
19:13Do you scream nice, innit, into the face of your young children
19:16when you're feeding them this?
19:23I do, as well.
19:29OK, but who pushed it the least far?
19:31Who pushed it the furthest?
19:33I feel like I'm... Do you feel a bit picked on today?
19:36I can't think how I'm going to not put you last
19:39when you did three cartwheels
19:40and then wrote me a letter asking how I was.
19:44So, it's one to Emma. Baba, two points.
19:46Two to you, Baba.
19:47Hmm. OK, I'm going to give Rosie three points.
19:50He won the reward!
19:55He walked three miles and his heart's not up to it.
19:59Three to Rosie.
20:00I'm going to be led by emotion,
20:01and the one that moved me the most emotionally
20:03was Jack pushing an envelope three miles.
20:06So, four points to Andy, five points to Jack.
20:08APPLAUSE
20:11Hey, hmm, let's have a scoreboard.
20:13Oh, right, well, the team of two, Jack and Rosie are in joint,
20:16second with seven points, but in the lead,
20:18it's Andy's ultimate with nine points.
20:20APPLAUSE
20:23What's next, please, Horne?
20:24Well, we're off to a scare maze.
20:27MUSIC PLAYS
20:40MUSIC CONTINUES
20:56Hiya!
20:57LAUGHTER
20:58Hiya, Rosie.
21:01Man like.
21:02LAUGHTER
21:03Hello, Baba. Hey.
21:04You look nice. Yes, bro.
21:06Come on, man, look at that outfit, bro, I'll make this look good.
21:09I'm 30, bro.
21:10I'm the hottest hot dog you've ever seen in your life.
21:13I agree with... Oh, you're still talking, yeah.
21:15Come on.
21:16So, whatever you do on this task will be worth twice the number of points for you.
21:19See you in a minute.
21:20BELL RINGS
21:21BELL RINGS
21:22BELL RINGS
21:23Bye-bye.
21:24Bye.
21:26BELL RINGS
21:27BELL RINGS
21:28BELL RINGS
21:29BELL RINGS
21:30BELL RINGS
21:31Take a bite out of Alex's carrot.
21:34Alex's carrot, is that a euphemism? Is that an actual carrot?
21:37LAUGHTER
21:38Alex will ring his bell every ten seconds.
21:41You must laugh constantly throughout.
21:44No problem, man!
21:47LAUGHTER
21:50You must both only walk at a gentle pace.
21:53No problem, man!
21:56LAUGHTER
21:57Fast as the wind.
21:59MUSIC PLAYS
22:00Fastest winds.
22:02Your time starts now, Aiwa.
22:04BELL RINGS
22:05LAUGHTER
22:07LAUGHTER
22:08LAUGHTER
22:09LAUGHTER
22:12LAUGHTER
22:13LAUGHTER
22:16LAUGHTER
22:17LAUGHTER
22:18LAUGHTER
22:20LAUGHTER
22:23LAUGHTER
22:24PLAYER GIGGLES
22:25LAUGHTER
22:27Gerard's challenge
22:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
22:35I was going to say that, you actually did look quite good in the hot tub.
22:38Come on, bro, this is what I'm saying, bro.
22:40I should have brought it instead of the trainers.
22:42LAUGHTER
22:44We're going to start with a happy Jack and a rambling Rosie.
22:47LAUGHTER
22:51LAUGHTER
22:57BELL RINGS
23:03LAUGHTER
23:10BELL RINGS
23:16BELL RINGS
23:20BELL RINGS
23:24Oh, you're not Alex, are you?
23:28No, I'm not Alex!
23:34That's wrong. It's not even Alex.
23:37BELL RINGS
23:40LAUGHTER
23:44BELL RINGS
23:47BELL RINGS
23:50LAUGHTER
23:53BELL RINGS
23:56BELL RINGS
24:01LAUGHTER
24:05BELL RINGS
24:09LAUGHTER
24:13BELL RINGS
24:15LAUGHTER
24:20BELL RINGS
24:25LAUGHTER
24:27BELL RINGS
24:32BELL RINGS
24:35LAUGHTER
24:41BELL RINGS
24:46LAUGHTER
24:51BELL RINGS
24:53Is that Alex?
24:55Yeah, is that you, Jack? Yeah.
24:57Where are we?
24:59Well, I know the way out. I'll see you outside. Goodbye.
25:02No!
25:04Oh, bloody hell, Alex!
25:08APPLAUSE
25:11APPLAUSE
25:13Well, an absolute vision of hell, in many ways,
25:16watching both of you go through that dystopian nightmare,
25:19made so much worse by me realising for the first time
25:22that Rosie Jones has got Daddy written across her back.
25:25LAUGHTER
25:27Of course I did!
25:29I felt she was relentless.
25:31Well, she was. Got me in three minutes, 49.
25:34Oh, wow. Jack has the best laughter carrot noise
25:37that I think we'll see tonight.
25:40LAUGHTER
25:42Three minutes, 26 for Jack.
25:44It was a pretty close race.
25:46Just over three minutes. Lovely.
25:48Now it's time to get giddy with Emma Siddy.
25:50Uh-oh.
25:52Ha-ha-ha.
25:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
25:56Ha-ha-ha.
25:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:02Ha-ha-ha.
26:04Ha-ha-ha.
26:06Ha-ha-ha.
26:08Mmm-mmm-mmm.
26:10BELL RINGS
26:12LAUGHTER
26:14Alex, it's the doppelganger!
26:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:20Ha.
26:22You bastard! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:26BELL RINGS
26:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:30He-he-he-he.
26:32BELL RINGS
26:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:36Bells
26:57Swapping bells you bastards
27:06Oh
27:23Really infuriating that that other bloke
27:27Well, I'm like no, I'm not doing that. No
27:32Bye-bye
27:36I wish more people would shut him down
27:40I'm not doing that
27:42Treat I've clearly had enough which really worries me. How long was that?
27:46It felt like a long time and I felt like you went from someone doing quite a fun comedy laugh
27:52to someone who could kill
27:57Tipping point for me was this
27:59Hahaha
28:01All three of you walked 300 meters they took three minutes you took eight minutes
28:06I could have kept that going for hours. I think there was no way you were gonna catch me
28:20Okay time for another break
28:21Hopefully there will be an overseas advert that has been badly dubbed in English so the company could save money followed quickly
28:28I hope by a nuclear apocalypse
28:32It's genuinely my birthday
28:51By the bell ends got a bell and he won't stop ringing it
28:55I
28:56Suppose that's true. Just two people to go and one of them's dressed as a hot dog
28:59It's Andy's Osman and playing for double points. It's Babatunde Alisher
29:24I
29:38Won
29:54I
30:17For good stuff
30:19I won say it. I don't want to say it. Well, you know, I won
30:31Did you expect that when you entered this show that you would end up chasing a man
30:35So that you could bite his carrot while stressed as a hot dog. No, I'm I didn't know
30:40Did you expect to be shouting? I'm the man afterwards
30:43To be fair, I don't mind me saying it he still needs to say it
30:48I think you're the man, but he wants me to say that he's the man
30:51I don't mind you saying he's the man if you do it with conviction you the man
30:56I've written it down somewhere. How did Andy celebrate? Yeah. Well, he had a second bite of a carrot
31:02And do you remember what you said after you had the second bite? Well, it varies from carrot to carrot with me
31:06You said oh, yeah, that's the good stuff
31:09Well, we know Emma was eight minutes and gets one point for that Rosie
31:15349 Jack 326 Andy was two minutes 55 come second place though, because Baba did it in 35 seconds
31:27So Andy you get four points the Baba you get ten points
31:30I
31:37Am the man sure thing ding-a-ling get ready to check out my versatile new jacket
32:00Can I help no, I'm on it. I'm on a turntable. Jack. Mm-hmm spinning around
32:08Not really, oh, yeah, you're turning around
32:18Pick the taskmasters lock it from its pocket every time you pick an incorrect pocket
32:24You must high-five Alex if you touch tamper with or peek into a pocket you must pick it
32:30for you, but
32:32pockets pet
32:35Wouldn't you have a maximum of 15 minutes your time starts now?
32:40man, yeah
32:47Why are you spinning it's just the setting it's wind up
32:54I
32:59Haven't got a moment just to replay what I think might be the creepiest moment
33:09Here it is
33:16Series and I've never felt
33:25Oh
33:39Okay, so I'm thinking there's gonna be a some sort of lock it in one of those pockets, yeah
33:47You're gonna lock it that's lipstick I put it there. Yeah
33:51What's this Chinese five-spice Chinese five-spice that there's nothing in there is other than that
34:01Bloody raisins, okay
34:05Wow found the locket yet. No, that's a dog biscuit. Okay. What's in it? No, it's the
34:12Wow
34:17You take a lot of stuff around with you, yeah, yeah hundred nine pockets can see
34:23Pick up yourself
34:24No, that's that's that's something else
34:29That's my bag of yellow, yeah bag of yellow
34:35Pick up yourself
34:38I don't trust sound people or makeup artists
34:44I trust some people make up. I just why wouldn't you shouldn't yeah good advice. Thank you
34:51Right
34:56Maybe it no, it's a compass. It's a compass with my name on it
35:00Baba tinder. Oh, it says my name on it. Come on. There's a picture of me. Yeah
35:05Yeah, a couple of things with your names on it that's very thoughtful
35:10The stupid-ass rocket man
35:13Stone with why written on it?
35:16These are starting to annoy me the rocket too many of them. Why have you got milk thirsty? Yeah, it's an eye
35:23so
35:25Yeah
35:26Hey
35:28pick the locket from
35:30That's a padlock
35:35I'm happiness left to find this locket
35:38No a pebble so spells you right? I don't think that's got any relevance. Right? Okay. Yeah, I found the other I though
35:51The locket is in your pocket the locket is in your pocket. No, it ain't I don't know lock it in my pocket
36:05Yeah, yeah, you're looking yeah, how'd you do that you David Copperfield now are you
36:11And there's a piece of hair in there as well my own hair. That's that's okay. Well, I should treasure that
36:21These of you thought there might be a faster way of doing this just went route one
36:26Well, how are we supposed to know that there was a locket in our pocket?
36:29I realized after this because he someone took my jacket to do something and I should have yeah
36:34Trusting I said, yeah, of course. Thank you. I thank them
36:38To know how many pockets I picked yes, please Babatunde 41 incorrect pockets Jack 70
36:47Would you like to see Rosie Jones's locket adventure, let's go Rosie Jones
37:05That one
37:07Don't trust
37:09sound people or
37:13Makeup artists. Well, you don't need to tell me
37:24Your pocket
37:31But I don't
37:34Yeah
37:41You guys want it
38:04I
38:18When Rosie was told not to trust and lighting people she said and I quote you don't need to tell me that
38:25They're all pieces of shit
38:34And you then went on to blatantly steal money from a sound man's
38:54Surely well, it's all about the number of pockets picked. Yes five of nails five of our own three of mine. So 13 in total 13
39:05One part left to go and at the end of it someone will stroll proudly out of the studio
39:10Carrying a sculpture of a cherub wearing sunglasses and a painting of a banged-up donkey. This isn't the cheese dream
39:17We're all being paid for this
39:20We'll see you in part four
39:34While the match is part four and Alex has a stupid jacket on it's not stupid actually you're stupid Lee attractive
39:47To find the locket by picking the fewest pockets possible to left. It's Andy and Emma. Okay. I'm just gonna take a second
39:57The taskmasters locket
40:00Doesn't necessarily it's one of your pockets though. Well, they're clues in your pockets. All I do is spin round. Okay
40:07So there's bits of paper in some of these pockets by the looks of it you peeking
40:11Overviewing peeking is that's a specific pocket. I'd say all right
40:16Well
40:24Some action well, there's a great big statue of the taskmaster outside. Hmm. Can that count as a locket?
40:30It's not a locket and it wasn't in a pocket Andy. Okay, I think I'm gonna have to pick a pocket
40:35Excuse me
40:38So that appears to be Richard Herring on a red fish
40:43Half your time gone
40:48Chinese five spice. It's a spice for me
40:51Well, I need an alternative pocket again. How many minutes I've got left one half. Okay, I'll use it wisely
41:01Three minutes Andy
41:06All right, I found a pineapple and some string was in a pocket well not yet but I could put it in a pocket
41:12Take that one out
41:14What's this my milk milk my milk your milk? I'm not joining now, but you are running out of time. So I see that
41:21So I'll put the milk there
41:25Feels like a tampering
41:29Well, I think look it's a pass a yeah, I've never liked him actually are you off Andy? Yeah, I'm done
41:39Right, I don't want to be weird
41:43I found this in my pocket earlier
41:49So I've done it have I yeah, you didn't pick any incorrect pockets, yeah brilliant
41:55Hmm
42:09Yeah, so I'm a girl that likes a clean line
42:12Yeah, so whenever I'm going out so, you know, just you wanted you don't want pox shit in your pockets, right?
42:19So I was going to just about do it and go hang on wait what?
42:25Okay
42:29That's my story it's a different story to my Andy's story
42:32Things I wrote down just to make sure I got it, right
42:36He picked him up four or five pockets. He tried to redefine what a locket is
42:42Yeah, I went to try and find the nearest available snooker club
42:47Thinking that's maybe one of their snooker table pockets
42:51would have
42:54A packet of lockets in it
43:00As we recorded that thinking how annoying it was and having seen back I've forgotten that I
43:07Almost solved it in the first second. Yeah, that is a fuckload more annoying now
43:15We think the lock is probably still in your pocket, all right
43:17So it's zero points to Andy on that one Jack two points for you three to Baba for to Rosie but five
43:31Well, I think the hot dog helped Bubba's on the top with 17 points
43:38Right everyone, would you please make your way to the stage for final task of the show?
43:48Oh
43:51Okay
43:54Gather a herd of animals with exactly 22 legs. You may not harm any animals
44:02You may only use animals on either side of this wall and you may not use each other
44:10On Alex's whistle. You must hurl one of your herd over the wall
44:15When your herd has 22 legs only then may you don your tutus first team in tutus wins
44:22Each of them have six animals on their bench and that's where the herd lives
44:28You've got a flamingo with one leg kangaroo with two a sick dog with three legs
44:33Potatus the cat with four legs a monster there with five legs and an ant with six legs
44:39You've got to throw something every 15 seconds
44:42That's when I'll blow the whistle
44:43If you don't do the math correctly within the 15 seconds and another animal comes over and you've missed the tutu opportunity it carries on
44:49Got it. Good luck. I'm gonna start the clock now
44:53Choose your animals choose your answer. We're going for three. Okay. Well, maybe don't say it
45:01Pick up an animal get ready to throw you're gonna be throwing on the whistle three two one
45:07Put that on the bench that's 22
45:12Oh
45:26Well, not many people would be brave enough to say it I will the show's been great that was rubbish
45:42What's a glorious anticlimax
45:46Maybe one of my favorite tasks
45:49It's really made the scoreboard interesting because the team of three gets five points each for that the team of two zero
45:56And the winner is Baba with 22 points
46:06Please
46:12I
46:16Show we've learnt the taskmaster
46:18It's a silly old show really but at times it has the capacity to move the haunting image of Jack D
46:26Strolling heroically into the sunset his destination unknown
46:30Pushing that envelope will forever be etched on all of our minds
46:35And let's also not forget Baba's nuts on a pillow
46:38I guess again tonight because he's the winner. It's Babatunde
47:08You