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00:00It's my son's marriage anniversary.
00:04Show me the best you have.
00:06I'll show you amazing jewellery, sir.
00:08And I'll give you a discount too.
00:10What did you say?
00:11Discount.
00:12Discount is for middle class people.
00:16Show me something good.
00:19Yes, yes.
00:23This is fine.
00:25Sir.
00:25Yes, this is fine.
00:26Sir, I'm Lokesh.
00:27Hey, Lokesh.
00:29Are you the factory's old watchman?
00:31Yes.
00:32Sir, you gave Rs. 6 lakhs for my sister's wedding.
00:34Oh, Lokesh.
00:36How are you, son?
00:38I'm fine, sir.
00:38How is your sister?
00:39She's fine, sir.
00:40You must be very young now.
00:41She's young, sir.
00:41Really?
00:42Give everyone my love.
00:44Be happy, son.
00:45Sir, it's a great thing.
00:47The world is going on because of people like you.
00:49We're going on too.
00:50I'm glad you came to our shop.
00:52Pack this.
00:53Yes, yes. Pack it.
00:55Yes, sir.
00:56Grandpa, I want to pee.
00:58Oh, my God.
01:00You're drinking the bottle after bottle, kid.
01:02What will you get if you don't pee?
01:04Go and make him pee.
01:05Come on, Bahadur.
01:06Go, son. Go.
01:07He wants to pee.
01:08Yes, yes. He's a kid.
01:10Do one thing, Rohit.
01:12Show me something new.
01:16For your wife?
01:17Think of it as my wife.
01:19Really?
01:20How old is she?
01:2125. 25.
01:23Oh, wow. Amazing. Amazing.
01:25What's her complexion like?
01:27You want to make a painting of her, rascal?
01:29Show me your hand quickly.
01:328.5 lakhs.
01:33Oh, yeah. That's fine.
01:36Hide it.
01:37Hide it inside.
01:42Is it light?
01:43Yes.
01:44Good, good, good.
01:46Hello.
01:47Yes, sir.
01:48Hello.
01:50I'm in the office. I'm leaving.
01:51How? How can you lie?
01:53He says he's in the office.
01:54And he's shopping.
01:56He wants to give his wife a surprise.
01:58He gives me a surprise.
01:59The father pays the price.
02:00Sir, who does he earn for?
02:02Let's go. I'll pay the bill and come.
02:04You go. It's your shop.
02:06He's your boss. Don't worry.
02:07Bahadur, did you bring the AC?
02:10Don't bother me.
02:10I brought it.
02:12Sir, here you go.
02:14Okay.
02:18Give me my hand.
02:18I'll put it in my bag.
02:20No need for a bag.
02:21Leave it in the bag. I'll put it in my pocket.
02:22I got it. I got it.
02:23Put it inside.
02:25It's a beautiful piece.
02:27God bless you.
02:32So, how much is the bill?
02:34Sir, it's 15 lakhs.
02:37You take a credit card?
02:39Yes, I do. I take American Express.
02:42Hey, my wallet.
02:45Where's my wallet?
02:49Sir, I had put my wallet in your car.
02:52What?
02:55Oh, God.
02:56He's a kid.
02:57He's a pain in my ass.
03:00What's wrong with your ass?
03:01My...
03:02Nothing.
03:05It happens.
03:07I'll get it from the car.
03:08Okay.
03:09Take care of him.
03:09No, sir. You go. It's okay.
03:12You're surprising me.
03:14You shouldn't do that.
03:16I'm a man of my word.
03:19I'm a man of my word.
03:25It's too late, son.
03:27Grandpa hasn't come yet.
03:28He's not my grandpa.
03:30I'm an orphan.
03:32He told me to keep Rs. 2,000 and say the dialogue.
03:35I said it.
03:37He fooled me.
03:39How can he trust me?
03:45Excuse me.
03:46When will this exchange open?
03:47I don't know.
03:49It's closed for the past three to four days.
03:51Okay.
03:53Oh, Baljeet!
03:57When did you come from Punjab?
03:59It's been so many years since I've seen you.
04:02I think you're mistaken.
04:03I'm Paramveer Singh Tillom from Canada.
04:07That's strange.
04:09Your face...
04:11...reminds me of my friend Balveer's brother, Baljeet.
04:15I was fooled.
04:16I'm sorry.
04:18It's okay.
04:20Can I ask you something?
04:22You won't mind, will you?
04:23Go ahead.
04:25Why are you staring at the shop?
04:28I forgot to convert the dollars into rupees at the airport.
04:32And this crowd...
04:34Don't speak loudly.
04:36It's a bad time.
04:37Someone might rob you.
04:40Do one thing.
04:42Keep this.
04:43Return it later.
04:45That's not right.
04:46That's not right.
04:47As you wish.
04:49Can you help me?
04:52I want to convert some dollars into rupees.
04:56Let me think.
04:58Yes. I have a friend.
04:59Just a minute.
05:03Hello.
05:05Sir, how are you?
05:07Is everything fine?
05:10Friend, I have a friend from Canada.
05:13I want him to exchange dollars.
05:16Not pounds, dollars.
05:18Canadian dollars.
05:19Yes, Canadian dollars.
05:22Just a minute.
05:23How much do you want?
05:25I want two thousand.
05:26Okay.
05:27You want two thousand?
05:29Can you do it?
05:30Okay, then keep it.
05:31I'm coming.
05:33Your work is done.
05:34And your commission?
05:37You're like my friend Baljeet.
05:40What commission do I have from you?
05:42That's very nice of you.
05:44The thing is, that's the heart of Banaras.
05:47Here you go.
05:49Have some paan from Banaras.
05:51No.
05:54You guys are weird.
05:56You didn't eat paan, and you're thanking me for free.
06:00I don't even say thank you after picking up paan.
06:04Let's go.
06:05So tell me, how did you come to Banaras?
06:07My father and brother left us 30 years ago.
06:11I found out that they're in Banaras.
06:13So I came to pick them up.
06:15What happened?
06:16Looks like you watch a lot of Hindi movies.
06:19Come, we're here.
06:21How are you guys?
06:22Gajotar, it's all thanks to you.
06:25Have a seat.
06:28Toilet?
06:29Oh, yeah.
06:33Here you go.
06:34Count it.
06:35Trust is God, sir.
06:38Here, take out your wallet.
06:39Here you go, sir.
06:41What are you doing?
06:43Tie it properly.
06:44Okay, brother.
06:45He's weird.
06:46Give me something in the name of God.
06:48Here you go.
06:50What are you doing?
06:51Tie it properly.
06:52Okay, brother.
06:53He's weird.
06:54Give me something in the name of God.
07:09Here.
07:15Trust is God.
07:16That's right.
07:18Just a spark.
07:20Thank you very much.
07:21Now go and say thank you at the right place.
07:23Yes.
07:24See?
07:25Then I'll leave.
07:25Greetings.
07:26Shall I drop you somewhere?
07:27No, I'll manage.
07:29Okay, but it was nice meeting you.
07:31Keep meeting me.
07:33And if you have any problem,
07:34then remember Gajodhar.
07:37Okay.
07:38Interesting character.
07:41Here you go, Gajodhar.
07:47Oh, my God!
07:52You again?
07:53Yes.
07:54I needed another help from you.
07:55Is that so?
07:56Now only a human being can help another human being.
07:58Tell me.
07:59Have you seen him anywhere?
08:03He's Dharmender, man!
08:05He looks like him.
08:06But his name is Dharam Singh Dhillon.
08:12Where did you get this photo from?
08:14My mother gave it to me.
08:15Your mother has it too?
08:18What did you say?
08:19Mother, he was a scoundrel!
08:21He jumped in front of the last train and killed himself.
08:24Keep it.
08:24But, brother...
08:27He has a son too.
08:28He has so many sons.
08:31I'll leave now.
08:37Bobji told me that he was cheated six months ago.
08:46I'm doomed.
08:48Mary was right.
09:01Excuse me.
09:02Do you know this man?
09:04He's Dharam Singh, man.
09:06Where can I find him?
09:07He's at the beer bar.
09:08He's a drunkard.
09:09He's a drunkard?
09:10He's a drunkard.
09:11He's a drunkard.
09:12He's a drunkard.
09:13He's a drunkard.
09:14He's at the beer bar.
09:21Greetings, brother.
09:23Brother.
09:25Have you seen him?
09:36Tourist?
09:37Yes, I am.
09:41Like it?
09:42I'm loving it.
09:44I'm loving it.
09:50I'm sorry.
09:52I'm in a mess.
09:53A mess?
09:55A firecracker.
09:56A firecracker?
09:57A firecracker?
09:58A firecracker?
09:59Fireworks.
10:00Fireworks?
10:01You're so sweet.
10:02You're a firecracker.
10:03You're a mess.
10:04See you tomorrow.
10:05I'm in a mess.
10:08Oh, my Madonna.
10:11Give it to me.
10:12Give it to me.
10:20What's the matter, Sardarji?
10:21You look so sad.
10:25Paramveer.
10:27Your son.
10:37See?
10:38Sardarji is my son.
10:41That's great.
10:42Someone's right.
10:44If you've come to this world, do something.
10:47I can hear you from the streets.
10:49Abbajan.
10:50Abbajan.
10:51Abbajan.
10:53This is your photo.
10:54My mother gave it to me.
10:55How handsome.
11:00When I was young,
11:02every girl used to put my photo under her pillow and sleep.
11:06Here.
11:07Keep it safe.
11:12You must know her.
11:17She's my mother.
11:32You're so dramatic, Sardar.
11:35She's your mother.
11:37You're my son.
11:39I'm her husband.
11:40What a story you've made.
11:44I've only one son, Sardarji.
11:46His name is Gajodhar.
11:48If you have any ulterior motive,
11:50that ulterior motive won't work here.
11:53Because we're the fathers of the ulterior motive.
11:57Come on, shake my hand.
11:59Come on.
12:00Come on.
12:06Sardar has made me drunk.
12:09Give me a big one.
12:13Dharam.
12:14Dharam Singh.
12:16Dharam.
12:17What happened, Gajodhar?
12:19That jeweler who stole our jewellery.
12:21Is he dead?
12:22No.
12:23He's coming to kill us with the goons.
12:25Oh, no.
12:27Hey.
12:29Where did he come from?
12:31How do you know him?
12:32Hey, he's the same NRI I brought the dollar from.
12:36Gajodhar.
12:39Hi.
12:40Hello.
12:42I have 100 dollars.
12:46Hey, you ran away with my money.
12:48Marwari has changed.
12:50Darling is for you.
12:53Here they are.
12:54I'm here to settle the score.
12:57I'll fix your geometry and algebra.
13:00I'm Marwari.
13:02I'm a warrior.
13:04I'm here to kill.
13:06If that's what you want,
13:08then my son Gajodhar will teach you a lesson.
13:11Then come and teach me a lesson.
13:12Have you gone mad?
13:14Can't you see there are so many people?
13:15Mad.
13:16I'm here drunk with you.
13:17Shut up.
13:19Sir, what's the point of fighting?
13:21You've brought a bat and a hockey stick.
13:25I'll arrange for a ball.
13:27We'll settle the game.
13:28Are you kidding?
13:30How dare you come to our area?
13:33This area belongs to dogs, not lions.
13:39Hold it, gentlemen.
13:40Hold it.
13:44That's good.
13:45Now, can I have a minute of your time?
13:48Humans are made of mistakes.
13:51If I make a mistake,
13:53I apologize on their behalf.
13:55He's right.
13:57How can I praise you?
13:59How can I praise myself?
14:02Your deduction is wrong.
14:05I'm Paramveer Singh Tillow from Canada.
14:09And he's my father.
14:12And he's my younger brother.
14:13Tara, when did you go to Punjab?
14:16Punjab?
14:18I go anywhere.
14:20This is a new trick of father and son to fool people.
14:24You fooled me, didn't you?
14:27I gave them necklaces with my own hands.
14:30Kill them.
14:33I told you I'm his brother and his son.
14:36Do you think this is a joke?
14:39Bloody idiots.
14:40Bloody idiots.
14:43Rub this on.
14:45If I get angry,
14:47I'll beat you up so badly
14:49I'll beat you up so badly
14:51that neither medicine
14:54nor prayers will help.
14:57Think about it.
15:01I think he's drunk.
15:04Take him down.
15:10Hey!
15:40Hey!
16:11Hey!
16:14Hey!
16:16Hey!
16:30Come on!
16:32Don't stand here!
16:41Hey!
16:43Hey, you!
16:45Eat shit!
16:48If you don't fight, who will?
16:50Should I call Ranjani Khan?
17:10Hey!
17:36I paid you to beat me up,
17:38not to get beaten up.
17:40You made me spend twice as much.
18:09Huh?
18:10Hey!
18:11They caught him!
18:15Sir!
18:16Let's go!
18:17Come on!
18:18Let's go!
18:34The bar is closed.
18:39Brother!
18:40Brother!
18:41Brother!
18:43Where have you been all these years?
18:45I told you,
18:47you look like someone's brother.
18:49But you don't look like Balbir,
18:51you look like my brother!
18:57That's why
18:58you welcomed your brother with so much love.
19:02A man is a puppet of mistakes.
19:05I made a mistake with this puppet.
19:06A mistake?
19:07You're such a drama king.
19:09No, brother.
19:10Whatever I am now,
19:12I am your brother.
19:17Did you see, Dharam?
19:18We look like brothers, right?
19:21From today,
19:22he will work with us.
19:23Not at all.
19:27No one will work with us.
19:30I'll be back in a minute.
19:33Hey, Dharam!
19:34Have you lost your mind?
19:37Hey,
19:38you look like his father.
19:40Let's take advantage of it.
19:43Gajodhar,
19:44I think he is a big fraud.
19:47Hey,
19:48look,
19:49he thinks
19:50that we are his brothers and father.
19:52If not, then let's become one.
19:54People even make a donkey their father.
19:57Let's make him our son.
19:58It will be beneficial.
19:59Our brains
20:01and his strength
20:02and
20:03the work will be done.
20:04And
20:06he will take over the world.
20:08He will take over the world.
20:10One day,
20:11he will take over both of us.
20:13I am not going to take him.
20:20Brother,
20:21don't worry.
20:23Actually, Dharam's mood is a bit off.
20:25But, he will agree tomorrow.
20:28You keep meeting him.
20:29Okay?
20:30Okay.
20:32He is a fraud.
20:37But, we have met before.