Baadshah (1999) _ Shah Rukh Khan_Twinkle Khanna _ Comedy Movie Scene(Tasty.Vibes)
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00:00Where's the money, Ramlal? Did you drop it?
00:02It's sunk.
00:03How?
00:04I'll tell you how it's sunk.
00:06I broke the gambling table.
00:08I paid 10,000 rupees.
00:10I broke two chairs, 2,000 rupees.
00:12That's 12,000 rupees, right?
00:13Two cut glass ashtrays, 900 rupees.
00:15That's 12,900 rupees.
00:16And the chandelier, 20,000 rupees.
00:18That's 32,900 rupees.
00:20Furniture and small things, 1,000 rupees.
00:22That's 33,900 rupees.
00:23The rest?
00:24The rest?
00:25The rest?
00:26The rest?
00:27The rest?
00:28Like Superman, he drove away after breaking a glass.
00:31That was imported glass.
00:32I paid 15,500 rupees.
00:34Oh, why did you come downstairs
00:36after breaking done glass, dude?
00:37You couldn't have walked up the stairs.
00:38I'm not into that.
00:39There was a dog after me.
00:40You could've sung.
00:41But Ramlal,
00:42you must have 600 rupees left.
00:43600 rupees?
00:44Look at myself.
00:45What happened?
00:46The shawl was about to come here.
00:47I paid 500 rupees for clothes.
00:49You only have 100 rupees left
00:50Keep them safely.
00:52I'll get it for you.
00:53There's Rs. 100 left. Keep it carefully.
00:59No problem. No problem.
01:00You don't have to worry.
01:01Do you know why?
01:02Because when these people read the praise..
01:05..of our work in today's newspaper..
01:07..the customers will line up in front of our office.
01:11It's done.
01:12It's done.
01:13It's done.
01:14It's done.
01:14It's done.
01:15Where's the king's office?
01:17It's upstairs.
01:18This is the king's office.
01:19I've been to the railway station four times.
01:21No one has told me about it.
01:22Go, son. Thank you.
01:23Okay.
01:30Wow! It's automatic.
01:36It's unbeautiful.
01:38Signal 2. Signal 2. Yes.
01:40Yes.
01:48Hey, put the papers in it.
01:52It's automatic.
01:53It's amazing. Everything is automatic.
01:55Don't disturb him.
01:57What can I do for you?
01:59The king works here. King.
02:01Where can I find him?
02:03The king doesn't work here. He's the boss here.
02:06Boss?
02:07Yes. Where can I find him?
02:08He's sitting on the chair.
02:09Hey, idiot. Not here. There.
02:10Your father is an idiot.
02:12Everyone calls me an idiot.
02:14Just hold on, please.
02:17Excuse me.
02:18Are you the king?
02:20I'm the king?
02:22When the king comes, the winds turn into storms.
02:26The clouds begin to rattle.
02:27The sky begins to burst.
02:29The earth begins to tremble.
02:31The earth's weight.
02:35Hey, stop.
02:36Hey, stop.
02:37Hey, stop.
02:39Hey, stop.
02:40Hey, stop.
02:42Hey, stop.
02:44Hey, stop.
02:45Hey, stop.
02:46Take him inside. Take him inside.
02:50Help. Help.
02:51Sir.
02:58How are you? How are you, Mr. Tata?
03:01Look, I respect you a lot.
03:05But I can't take up the case of your ship's theft.
03:07Because Birla and Ambani are also on the waiting list.
03:11Yes. And that Kirloskar.
03:13That Kirloskar is a pain in the neck, sir.
03:16What?
03:17You're giving me money, Mr. Tata?
03:20Maybe you don't know that I have millions of crores of rupees.
03:24Don't waste my time. Okay, Tata. Bye-bye.
03:27If Tata calls again, tell him I'm not in the office.
03:30Okay. Mr. Basha.
03:33America's President Bill Clinton's secretary, Clint Eastwood, has called.
03:37He's saying that they've stolen an atom bomb in America.
03:41He's ready to pay 10 lakh dollars to find it.
03:44America? No, no, no, no, no, ma'am.
03:47You know my principle.
03:49Whoever comes first, goes first.
03:52Up.
03:53Hey, what's going on?
03:55Why are you taking me up?
03:56Hey, put me down.
03:58Hey, put me down.
04:00Sir, sign these secret documents.
04:12Where's the sign?
04:13Shut up.
04:14This is a secret sign.
04:20Hmm.
04:21Yes, tell me.
04:23What's the problem?
04:24The problem is that I have to do an operation but my mother won't let me.
04:27Hmm.
04:28That means you'll have to convince your mother.
04:29Absolutely correct.
04:30Okay.
04:31How old is your mother?
04:32Around 50.
04:34And how old are you?
04:3555.
04:36Your mother is 50 and you're 55.
04:39That means your son is older than your mother.
04:40Interesting.
04:41Hey, idiot. I'm talking about your mother.
04:44My mother?
04:45You called me in the morning, didn't you?
04:47Oh, are you Dr. Rustam?
04:50Absolutely correct.
04:51You called me in the morning and requested me.
04:54Doctor, I'll pay you a small amount for your mother's operation.
04:57And you people do business worth lakhs of crores
05:00and you want to do the operation for free.
05:02I won't do your mother's operation.
05:04Where are you?
05:05I'm here, doctor.
05:06Put me down.
05:07We made a mistake.
05:08We thought you were our customer.
05:09Put me down.
05:10This business worth lakhs of crores, this office is a lie.
05:12Put me down.
05:13Hey, put me down.
05:17Hey, hey, hey.
05:19Doctor, please forgive me.
05:22Please get my mother's operation done for free.
05:24Look, my brain is very hot.
05:26Let it cool down.
05:27After that I'll think with a cool mind.
05:29Put me down.
05:30I'm sitting here and asking you for forgiveness.
05:32I won't do your mother's operation.
05:34I won't.
05:35Are you spying on me?
05:36Mother.
05:37Where were you?
05:38She's hitting me.
05:40Mother, don't hit me in the office.
05:42I have a lot of respect here.
05:43Please.
05:44And you guys are spying on him.
05:47I'll teach you a lesson today.
05:49Ganpat Rai's entire family is mad.
05:51He'll have to do the operation.
05:52He's dead.
05:53Get lost.
05:54Wait.
05:55I'll make you a spy today.
05:58What are you saying?
06:00I'll make you a constable.
06:01Mother, one minute.
06:02You want me to be a successful man, right?
06:04Yes.
06:04You want me to be successful, right?
06:06Yes.
06:06Even father wanted this.
06:07Yes.
06:07Mother, please give me two months.
06:10And if I don't become successful in these two months..
06:12..then whatever you want will happen.
06:13Really.
06:14If you want me to become a constable..
06:16..then I'll become a constable.
06:17If you want me to become a guard, then I'll become a guard.
06:19If you want me to become a bailiff..
06:21..then I'll become a bailiff, mother. Really.
06:22Okay.
06:23Go and eat.
06:24Okay.
06:25You're saying it so lovingly.
06:26I'll leave now.
06:29Where did those four idiots go?
06:32We're all here.
06:39Ramla, he's asking for a seat.
06:42Looks like a customer has come, idiot.
06:45He's rich too.
06:47There he is.
06:58No, no, no. Impossible.
07:00We don't have time. Sorry.
07:03Excuse me.
07:04Are you Mr. Badshah?
07:06Mr. Badshah is solving a secret case.
07:09You'll have to wait.
07:10Look, I have some very important work with him.
07:13Okay.
07:15Mr. Rocky.
07:15Yes.
07:16Contact Mr. Badshah immediately.
07:18He wants to meet him. It's very urgent.
07:20Charlie, send the signal.
07:21Okay.
07:29Ambu, Ambu.
07:31Veeru, Veeru.
07:33Don't worry. Don't worry.
07:36We've found the ship that was stolen from the sea.
07:41It's in our warehouse.
07:43Just send the payment and get it.
07:45Okay, bye.
07:46By the way, how is sister-in-law?
07:49Fun? Good.
07:51Remember me.
07:52Okay, bye.
07:54Come. Come.
07:59Yes, Mr. Jhunjhunwala.
08:01How do you know my name?
08:03There's a gold bracelet on the left sleeve of your coat.
08:07It clearly says, K Jhunjhunwala.
08:11Sit down.
08:14Tell me, what do you want?
08:19This is my daughter Seema's picture.
08:23I want to marry her.
08:30She's very beautiful.
08:32I have no objection.
08:35But...
08:37But you'll have to talk to my mother about this.
08:41No, no. You didn't understand.
08:43I have found the boy.
08:46This is Nitin Dharampal.
08:48Hi.
08:49My late friend's son.
08:50Oh, I got it. I got it.
08:52And you want your daughter to marry him.
08:56Yes.
08:57If you want to get her married, go to some priest.
08:59Why did you come to me?
09:01Actually, my daughter is obsessed with love marriage.
09:05Yeah, so?
09:05She likes Nitin, but she doesn't want to marry him.
09:09Oh, no.
09:10Then why are you forcing your daughter?
09:13Because I have a brain tumour.
09:19Last stage.
09:20I'm going to America on 26th September.
09:23For an operation.
09:25What's there to believe in life?
09:26And...
09:30That's it.
09:32I got it, Mr. Jhunjhunwala.
09:35Now, your last wish will be that I get rid of love marriage from your daughter's mind.
09:41Yes.
09:42And get your daughter married to Mr. Nitin before 26th September.
09:46Yes, of course.
09:48I can't forget this favour of yours for the rest of my life.
09:52I'm ready to pay any amount of your fees.
09:55If you want anything in advance...
09:56No, no, Mr. Jhunjhunwala.
09:57What are you saying?
09:58Take it, take it, take it, take it.
10:01Oh, no, no, no.
10:03There's a problem with the satellite in this area.
10:05Don't worry.
10:07What's your fee?
10:09Mr. Jhunjhunwala, your case is such that I don't know what to say.
10:13But still, if you want to give me happily, then...
10:16Increase it, increase it, increase it, increase it.
10:19Give me Rs. 10,000 in advance.
10:22And...
10:23After I get Rs. 40,000.
10:25Yes, very good.
10:26Yeah.
10:31Thank you very much, very much, very much, very much.
10:35Mr. Jhunjhunwala, you don't worry at all.
10:38Now you understand that the king has done your work.
10:42So, shall I leave?
10:43Yes.
10:44Thank you very much.
10:45Goodbye.
10:47Goodbye.
10:49Goodbye.
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