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00:00Good morning Jenny. Good morning.
00:04Let's go for a walk.
00:06Actually, I think we should just sit and enjoy the morning.
00:08Come on.
00:12That's strange.
00:14She doesn't have any religion.
00:16She doesn't even have a tech view.
00:18Hey dumbass.
00:20Come here.
00:22I don't have any disease.
00:30She doesn't even speak.
00:36Hello.
00:38She's sitting quietly.
00:40Why doesn't she say anything?
00:42Say something that will make her happy.
00:44Is this really happening in Canada?
00:46What can be happier than this?
00:48If she says something in English, tell me in English.
00:50Okay.
00:52Jenny.
00:54Yes son.
00:56You're so beautiful
00:58that I feel like
01:00going crazy in front of your house day and night.
01:02What?
01:04Are you praising the girl or the mall road?
01:06And you stay inside her house.
01:08Why will you go crazy? Think of something else.
01:10Okay.
01:14Jenny.
01:16You're so beautiful
01:18that I feel like
01:20sitting behind your boat and going crazy.
01:22What is he saying Kooja?
01:24One second.
01:28Desis,
01:30Dangals, when will you learn?
01:32If you hear something like this, I'll slap you.
01:34I'll tell her.
01:36Umm.
01:38He's saying that
01:40your voice is so sweet.
01:42Like honey.
01:44So are you.
01:46No Fateh, you are the sweet one.
01:48Don't call me Fateh.
01:50I'm the sweet one.
01:52You're just so darling.
01:54Let's go have some tea.
01:56What did you call me?
01:58Darling.
02:00I said that
02:02your voice is sweet like honey.
02:04And you too.
02:06And she liked it more than what you said.
02:08Tea.
02:10But you called me darling.
02:12Thank you so much.
02:14Jenny.
02:16I don't know where he is.
02:18He doesn't come
02:20or answer the phone.
02:22People don't hire servants
02:24that they have to do everything themselves.
02:30He's here.
02:32Where did you go, Fateh?
02:34I'm not Fateh.
02:36Call me Mr. Fateh Singh.
02:38Talk to me as much as you want.
02:40Because we're short on
02:42work here.
02:44Where did you get the work?
02:46On a petrol pump or a whore?
02:48Small people,
02:50small thoughts.
02:52You'll have to work for me.
02:54I'm not made for small things.
02:56I'm made for big things.
02:58We're not getting our work done.
03:00What did you do?
03:02Sorry.
03:04It broke.
03:06It's an ordinary glass.
03:08But the price?
03:10$10.
03:12$10?
03:14Okay.
03:16$20.
03:18$30.
03:20What are you doing?
03:22Who's going to pay for this?
03:24Mr. Fateh Singh.
03:26Keep these glasses for me.
03:28It's $100-$150.
03:30I'm in a hurry.
03:32I'm buying more franchises.
03:34Franchises?
03:36There are franchises.
03:38Whatever.
03:40You've won a lottery.
03:42Mr. Fateh Singh.
03:44Okay?
03:46I'm getting married in Canada.
03:48You're lucky you're not married.
03:50You'll have to pay $100-$150.
03:52You can ask Mungta to come.
03:56So think about that
03:58and call at my number.
04:00Okay.
04:06Oh!
04:08It's a hole.
04:10It's okay.
04:12He'll pay for it.
04:14Mr. Fateh Singh.
04:16Oh!
04:18I forgot the name of love.
04:20Where have you been?
04:22Love is a lie.
04:24I was waiting to get married.
04:26Young people these days
04:28don't get married.
04:30I'm in DC.
04:32You won't get married in Canada.
04:34You'll get married to a foreigner.
04:36What are you saying?
04:38You don't know.
04:40Shopping is going on.
04:42If you have time,
04:44you should meet Roti.
04:46He's Amir.
04:48And Fateh Singh is also a Canadian.
04:50So many girls fall for him.
04:52He doesn't even wear a top.
04:54What are you waiting for?
04:56Go to work.
05:00God knows where he is.
05:02Hey, girls.
05:04We've kept tomatoes and onions.
05:06Where were you?
05:08Why?
05:10I told Jane that Fateh will make you Punjabi food.
05:12What's the big deal? You make it.
05:14I'll make it myself.
05:16After all, Punjabi is for Punjabi.
05:18Very funny.
05:20Here, hold this.
05:22And let's start, if you're sure.
05:24Huh?
05:26Huh?
05:28Okay, no problem.
05:30I'll be sure, after all.
05:32Aye, buddy.
05:34Waheguru!
05:38Sat Sri Akal, Ji.
05:40Sat Sri Akal, Ji. Sat Sri Akal.
05:42How are you, Jaim TV?
05:44How are you?
05:46I'm great.
05:48Come, let's sit down and talk.
05:50Jenny, I feel like I'm going to die of happiness.
05:52First of all, you speak Punjabi so well.
05:54You even got a suit made for you.
05:56My suit?
05:58And I taught you Punjabi as well.
06:00Huh?
06:02I thought, if you want to learn English, it's okay.
06:04Let's teach him Punjabi as well.
06:06Great idea.
06:08About how I feel.
06:10Huh?
06:12I want to tell you about my feelings in Punjabi.
06:14Feelings?
06:16Yes.
06:18You know, my heart says...
06:20What does your heart say, Jenny?
06:22My heart says...
06:24Tell me quickly, I'm dying of happiness.
06:26I'm teasing your sister.
06:28Very good.
06:30Very good, Jenny.
06:32You taught him, right?
06:34Yes, I taught him.
06:36If you want to be friends with Jatta's son,
06:38you have to talk to him.
06:40Right?
06:42I'm sorry, don't be angry.
06:44What I really wanted to say is that I like you.
06:46Like?
06:48You mean, you like me?
06:50Are you serious?
06:52And I think I'm falling for you.
06:54Falling?
06:56I'm going to fall for your love, Jenny.
06:58And I feel like I'm going to die of happiness.
07:00I'm going to die of happiness.
07:02Your sister.
07:04Jenny.
07:34Jenny.
07:36Jenny.
07:38Jenny.
07:40Jenny.
07:42Jenny.
07:44Jenny.
07:46Jenny.
07:48Jenny.
07:50Jenny.
07:52Jenny.
07:54Jenny.
07:56Jenny.
07:58Jenny.
08:00Jenny.
08:02Jenny.
08:04Jenny.
08:06Jenny.
08:08Jenny.
08:10Jenny.
08:12Jenny.
08:14Jenny.
08:16Jenny.
08:18Jenny.
08:20Jenny.
08:22Jenny.
08:24Jenny.
08:26Jenny.
08:28Jenny.
08:30Jenny.
08:32Jenny.
08:34Jenny.
08:36Jenny.
08:38Jenny.
08:40Jenny.
08:42Jenny.
08:44Jenny.
08:46Jenny.
08:48Jenny.
08:50Jenny.
08:52Jenny.
08:54Jenny.
08:56Jenny.
08:58Jenny.
09:00Jenny.
09:02Jenny.
09:04Jenny.
09:06Jenny.
09:08Jenny.
09:10Jenny.
09:12Jenny.
09:14Jenny.
09:16You live and learn, Jenny.
09:18My friend Jenny.
09:20Don't hide anything.
09:22Jenny.
09:24Jenny.
09:26Look, I don't think any white man can make such adjustments
09:31that you have to live with.
09:33But I'm sure Fateh will definitely do it.
09:36Yes, sister. Any kind of adjustment.
09:38I'm ready to do whatever you say.
09:40If you say I'll be your son-in-law,
09:43then I'm ready for that as well.
09:45Very good, then.
09:47Let's do this.
09:48Let's fix a date for the marriage before the 23rd of next month.
09:54And you can go straight to Africa after the marriage.
09:57No, no. Why do we have to go to America?
09:59We're in Canada. It's okay.
10:00Not America, son. Africa.
10:08Africa?
10:10Yes.
10:11Jenny is going to Africa on the 20th of next month.
10:14Didn't I tell you?
10:15Okay, okay.
10:18Okay, okay.
10:20But why?
10:20She's very good at serving the black people of Africa.
10:24That's why she took on the UNO project three months ago.
10:29And she also took on the Nigerian citizenship.
10:32What?
10:33Daddy!
10:37Give me a kiss, baby.
10:38No, baby.
10:38Give me a kiss, baby.
10:39No.
10:40Give me a kiss, baby.
10:41No!
10:43No, no. I can't get married.
10:44I've escaped from India to become a cricketer.
10:47I'm not going to Africa to serve the black people.
10:50What?
10:52No wedding for you.
10:54Canceled.
10:54What?
10:55What?
10:56Marriage cancelled.
10:57What?
10:58Do you want to hurt my sister?
11:00I'm going to die.
11:01I'm a wretch.
11:02I'm a stupid girl.
11:03Sorry, ma'am.
11:04You douche bag.
11:07Get lost.
11:08Don't you dare show your ugly face in this house.
11:12If you dare to show up in this house,
11:14I'll arrest you.
11:16Stay away from me.
11:16Run away.
11:20Oh my god, new bag.
11:24Fateh! Fateh!
11:26One minute, one minute.
11:29The night, the girls.
11:31I mean, all the boys.
11:34And the whole country.
11:36There's no roof over your head.
11:38And it's so cold up there.
11:40Oh my god.
11:41No.
11:42No, Fateh, I can't let this happen.
11:44You may not think I'm a good person.
11:46No.
11:47But Pooja is not that heartless.
11:48But Pooja is not that heartless.
11:50Thank you, man.
11:52Here, take this.
11:53Keep this blanket.
11:55It's good for sleeping outside.
11:57All the best, okay?
11:59You don't have to say thank you, Fateh.
12:02After all, in a foreign country,
12:04Punjabi is Punjabi, right?
12:07Okay.
12:08Bye. Best of luck.
12:10Oh my god.
12:11You've tied me up and you want me to get beaten up?
12:13Why don't you tell auntie that we did all this together?
12:15Shut up! Don't waste time.
12:16It's almost time for the wedding.
12:17Go!
12:19Auntie!
12:24Auntie.
12:26You're back again?
12:28Get lost!
12:30You can hit me, but the truth is,
12:32Pooja instigated me.
12:34I'm a simple man.
12:35I don't even know how to speak English.
12:37And I'm a breadwinner.
12:39I don't know what kind of candles and candles
12:40she had for dinner.
12:42She told me to do all the jogging,
12:43boxing and all that.
12:44So that I don't have to pay you for a week's rent.
12:47Auntie, I can explain.
12:48He's lying.
12:49I want to take revenge.
12:51I'm not taking revenge.
12:52Shut up.
12:53Auntie, listen to me.
12:54He's lying.
13:15What's wrong with you?
13:17Have you gone mad?
13:20I haven't gone mad.
13:22I've seen a drowning man fight many times.
13:24But I've seen a man fight a drowning man for the first time.
13:26Shut up!
13:30Where has the drowning man gone?
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17:36Good morning!
17:37Good morning!
17:44How are you?
17:47Great!
17:48Berry and Fruit Loops.
17:50Jazzy, thank you.
17:52I mean, you didn't let me stay home at the last time.
17:55Don't worry about it.
17:57Forget the formalities.
17:59Mom and dad have gone abroad for 4 days,
18:01it feels like this is my mother-in-law's flat.
18:03We'll ask him and get you shifted over there.
18:06Don't even worry about it. It's all sorted out.
18:10Um...
18:11You know, Jazzy, I was thinking that
18:13I spend three hours in college.
18:15I mean, I have the whole day.
18:17If I get a part-time job, I'll get a rent fee.
18:20Sure, that's not a bad idea.
18:23I'll find out for you.
18:25Phone ringing
18:29Our friend Polarsingh speaking. Can I help you?
18:32We're calling from the Sodhi Marriage Bureau.
18:34Uncle, you left your photo here, right?
18:36Yes, I did.
18:37Your photo has been liked by a girl.
18:40My photo?
18:42Has been liked by a girl?
18:43Yes, but don't be too happy. It's a problem.
18:45I think the girl is too small.
18:47No, she's not too small. She's fine.
18:50She's a good girl.
18:51But she has three conditions.
18:53Three conditions?
18:54The first condition is that you have to be a good son-in-law.
18:57A good son-in-law?
18:58Everyone becomes a good son-in-law here.
19:00I see.
19:01But the second condition is very difficult.
19:03It's even more difficult.
19:04The second condition is that the girl likes to go out.
19:07And you have to take her to a nightclub.
19:09I'll take her.
19:11Okay, fine.
19:12But what about the third condition?
19:13Brother, forget the third condition.
19:15I'm okay with everything.
19:17You're okay with everything?
19:18Okay, then do one thing.
19:19Pack your things and take grandma's car to Toronto.
19:22She must be waiting for you there in the morning.
19:24You have to be there by 10 o'clock.
19:25My son won't be late.
19:27Tell me the girl's name.
19:29Billo.
19:30Billo?
19:31She's from Punjab.
19:33You fool.
19:34She likes your photo so much...
19:35...that the girl will take her from her seat.
19:37Billo from her seat?
19:42The girl is here.
19:54Bandraja, what are you doing here?
19:56Your aunt burnt everything inside.
19:58You're the one who burnt it.
20:00And I'm the one who got burnt.
20:04Don't you dare slap me.
20:06Mind your manners.
20:08We're not like that anymore.
20:10We're Mr. Pola Singh.
20:12From Canada.
20:14Here, take your stove.
20:15Let's go now.
20:16And then we'll see...
20:17...how your stove works without Pola Singh.
20:20If you're from Chandigarh...
20:23...then stay in Pindar.
20:24Don't think about yourself.
20:26If you're from Pindar, then stay behind.
20:28I don't care.
20:32Wait, I'll be right back.
20:35He's counting the dollars.
20:38Don't look at me.
20:40Here, take five dollars.
20:42Isn't that too much?
20:43Give it back.
20:44Okay.
20:45Fateh.
20:46Yes.
20:47Our boss is absolutely right.
20:48He's right.
20:49Look, he won't find a single cook in Canada.
20:52We'll find him.
20:53He's going to lock his hotel...
20:55...and go back to Kurali.
20:57Kurali?
20:58Where is he going?
20:59To my in-laws.
21:00I see.
21:01He's a good cook.
21:03Mr. Miransar serves him a lot.
21:05He's my friend.
21:06He serves him a lot.
21:07He's from Kurali.
21:08Don't talk to him.
21:09Go and look at the customers.
21:11Okay, no problem.
21:12Listen.
21:13Not a single customer should go there.
21:15I won't let them go.
21:16You know how much I love you.
21:17Very good.
21:24Jugander's room is so big.
21:26Has he done a robbery somewhere?
21:28Oh Sukhbal.
21:29My feet are burning.
21:31But all the customers go there.
21:33We won't even have a raw meat this morning.
21:35Yes.
21:36Our sister is here.
21:37Hold her.
21:38Sister, sister...
21:39Wait, wait, wait.
21:40Come here.
21:41We'll make you eat special daal makhani.
21:43Yes, whatever you want.
21:45Come here.
21:46Wait a minute.
21:47Very good, very good.
21:49She has been there to look for her husband...
21:51Just a minute, ma'am.
21:53What's so special about your bird's milk that I don't have?
21:57Ma'am, come to our kitchen.
21:59We'll make you eat the special lentils from Poonkhala.
22:01Ma'am, that's from last Sunday.
22:04So what if it's from last Sunday?
22:05You don't make people eat reserved lentils.
22:08What is reserved lentil?
22:09It's the leftover lentil.
22:11The one that's left in the bowl.
22:13He makes everyone eat the leftover lentil.
22:16If you call me a spoon now, I won't care.
22:18I'll make you eat the whole thing.
22:20Chandigarh, Tehsil, Pindargarh...
22:22Don't get angry.
22:23Chandigarh dialect is worse than Chandigarh.
22:24Chandigarh has a lot of problems.
22:26Chandigarh doesn't have any problems.
22:27I don't like your dialect. It's irritating.
22:29It's not irritating. It's irritation.
22:31Whatever it is, I don't care.
22:33Sardarji, he's the son-in-law of Palakhala.
22:36You're the smart one.
22:37It's not good to be so hot.
22:39Ma'am, it's going to be hot.
22:41I haven't taken a shower in days.
22:43I'll eat the whole chicken and eat the lentils.
22:46Ma'am, you should ask him
22:48what's so special about the lentils that you don't eat in December.
22:51Tell me.
22:52The other day, there was a hole in his potato tikki.
22:55The customer was shocked.
22:57What will you ask him for forgiveness for?
22:59Instead, he's standing behind the mirror.
23:01Tell him, there's a hole in the tikki.
23:03I'll put the whole thing in the lentil tikki.
23:05I don't eat bread here.
23:08I told you. What's the matter now?
23:11Hit him. Hit him harder.
23:15Now, show your hand to Sardarji.
23:18You rascal. How dare you hit a man?
23:20I'll hit you so hard, you won't be able to take your eyes off me.
23:23Don't worry, Sardarji.
23:25I'll teach this Dengarji a lesson.
23:27You're very stubborn.
23:29I thought you'd be in Punjab by now.
23:32Why? Why would I go back to Punjab?
23:33I don't have a place to spend the night here.
23:35He doesn't stay in a hotel anymore.
23:37He stays in a compartment.
23:40I've been reading about compartments all my life.
23:42Dengarji isn't a compartment. It's an apartment.
23:44Stop talking in English.
23:46After all, I don't have any respect here.
23:47Eat your food and get out of here.
23:49I won't let you get out of here.
23:51You'll be seen roaming around here.
23:53Why?
23:54For your kind information,
23:56I've kept a new cooker at the police station.
23:59Instead of a cooker, it's a cookie.
24:02I know. I know.
24:03Come on, Sardarji. Let's go inside.
24:05He won't like it.
24:06The customers are waiting.
24:17Babaji,
24:18whenever I come here,
24:20I always face a problem.
24:22Earlier, Kaalia gave me all my money.
24:26Now, I can't even get a place to stay.
24:29I don't know what to do.
24:31God is merciful, son.
24:33He gives you both happiness and sorrow.
24:36Everything will be fine.
24:37Just come here,
24:39serve Him, bow down to Him.
24:41Yes.
24:42Have the prasad.
24:43One minute.
24:44Kaka.
24:45Yes.
24:46Listen to me.
24:48Yes, Babaji.
24:50Son,
24:51he was also like you.
24:53He was stranded on the road.
24:54He didn't have a place to stay.
24:56So, I gave him a place.
24:57Okay.
24:58Kaka.
24:59Yes.
24:59Take him
25:00and eat food at the langar.
25:04Come.
25:05Don't you live in a compartment?
25:09There's no compartment.
25:10There's an apartment.
25:12You'll have to pay for it.
25:13Okay.
25:14Liar.
25:15Wow, Guru.
25:17I'm a Guru. I don't fight with anyone.
25:24Oh, God.
25:25I hope he gets a picture of me too.
25:33Check if it's a girl.
25:36No.
25:38Hello.
25:39Hello, I'm Shampy from Punjab.
25:42Shampy from Punjab?
25:46Brother, I wanted to get married to a girl.
25:49Then you'll have to come to Canada to get married to a girl.
25:51Brother, I wanted to come to Canada.
25:53But what can I say?
25:54One guy and one girl.
25:56They make my life hell.
25:59The day I boarded the flight to the airport,
26:02they threw me in the air.
26:04My entire Canada's heritage was destroyed.
26:08I'm so sorry, brother.
26:10It's all my fault.
26:11Brother, please.
26:13Don't shout.
26:14Do something. Please.
26:16Okay. Son, do this.
26:17Go to Kerala.
26:19There's a match for you.
26:20Really?
26:21Yes. There are three guys there.
26:23Go and tell them that God has sent me.
26:26Go and tell them that your sister is getting married.
26:28Then your work will be done.
26:30Okay, brother.
26:32What about the fees?
26:33Forget the fees, son. You're getting late.
26:34You won't reach in six days.
26:35You're already tensed.
26:36I'll give you all the fees.
26:38Forget the fees.
26:40I left my house because of him.
26:42Brother, you're the life of Shampy.
26:45You're great.
26:47The day Shampy comes to Canada,
26:49I'll bring you a kilo of rasgullas.
26:53Son, hang up.
26:55There's a lot of traffic in Canada. Okay?
26:57Bye.
26:59Sorry, I'm late.
27:00Hello, brother.
27:01Yes, please.
27:02Sit.
27:04Yes, tell me.
27:05Brother, you didn't recognize me.
27:06I gave you my photo for the wedding.
27:08Yes.
27:09You didn't recognize me.
27:10Actually, there's a huge shortage of girls.
27:14But, brother, my entire family is ready to get married.
27:18Have faith in God. Everything will be fine.
27:28Hello.
27:29Hello. Yes, Fateh. How are you?
27:32What's happening?
27:33Nothing. I just cooked some flatbreads.
27:35We're going to cook some flatbreads.
27:36What?
27:36We're going to eat some flatbreads.
27:39Come for dinner tonight.
27:41Excuse me.
27:42Do you know the way to the train station?
27:46Yes.
27:48Which way is it?
27:50Yes.
27:51Yes?
27:52That's a foreign language.
27:54What a weirdo.
27:57Did you find it?
27:58Yes, I found it.
27:59When did you find it?
28:00Okay, now hug me.
28:01The driver has parked the car.
28:02I'll talk to you later.
28:04That's strange.
28:05He went and found a girl.
28:07I don't think we'll get a visa or a girl here.
28:09It's okay, son.
28:10Let me go and serve in the army.
28:12I'll come to your house with my ship.
28:14Hey.
28:15How did this young man get a girl?
28:20You fool.
28:21This young man knows the minister from Pasu Pandh.
28:27He must've given her a bribe and got her married to him.
28:31That's why she didn't get a girl.
28:33How did she get a girl?
28:35It's a long story.
28:37When she took a ride on my bicycle to play..
28:40..I beat her up badly.
28:43Now look at her.
28:44She came back and didn't even recognize us.
28:46That's what happens when you're high and you die.
28:50You colored me in your yellow turmeric.
28:54That's why I didn't come with Bulla.
28:59Where did he go?
29:03He's gone mad.
29:18Dumriya.
29:21Yes.
29:22What do you want?
29:23I don't want anything.
29:24I just came to tell you that Punjabis work in foreign countries.
29:28And now we've become Gwandis.
29:30Let's not fight.
29:32Let's not fight.
29:34But if you ever need anything, just let me know.
29:36Even if you want anything.
29:38Wheat, lentils, vegetables, turmeric, sugarcane.
29:41Even if you want salt.
29:42Just let me know.
29:44I don't want anything.
29:46You don't want salt?
29:47No.
29:48I don't want salt either.
29:54But I did want it.
30:03No, no, no.
30:24What?
30:24What are we doing?
30:26We're dancing.
30:27Dancing?
30:29Come here, Timothy.
30:30Come here.
30:31You beautifully dressed.
30:32You were right, Punjabi is a Punjabi's job.
30:36I mean, if you need anything,
30:38like flour, or if the restaurant is locked,
30:41I'll tell you.
30:42Oh, I've seen girls' eyes.
30:45Why don't you just say you're not locked?
30:47Dumbnazia!
30:48You should also say,
30:49Loon Chai's...
30:50Dungar!
30:51Oh, now you're talking!
30:57Here you go.
30:59Oh, I was thinking,
31:01we should thank each other.
31:03Yeah, I mean,
31:04both of you did each other's work.
31:06Yeah, right?
31:08Okay, fine.
31:10Okay, Dumbnazia.
31:11Yeah?
31:12Oh,
31:14I was saying,
31:15I mean,
31:16there's no harm in saying goodnight.
31:19No.
31:20Goodnight.
31:21Goodnight, okay?
31:24Goodnight.
31:29Goodnight.
31:31Oh,
31:32I've spent a lot on the cake.
31:34I've spent Rs.3500 on the cake.
31:37All of a sudden,
31:38there's no conversation between girls?
31:40Who's she?
31:41What does she look like?
31:43Daddy,
31:44we're not from the family!
31:45We know you're going to Canada!
31:47And we didn't send you here.
31:49Just sit tight!
31:50I didn't?
31:51Yeah!
31:53Oh, that's all.
31:54The boy's also handsome.
31:55Look,
31:56I like this girl.
31:57What do you mean you like her?
31:59She's a big girl.
32:01Who are you?
32:02Shampy.
32:03He's Shampy's dad.
32:05Hello.
32:05He's Shampy's dad.
32:07Natha sent us.
32:09Natha?
32:09Which Natha?
32:11The one with the rupar.
32:13Okay.
32:14The one with the rupar.
32:15Yes.
32:16Hold this wedding basket and fix the wedding date.
32:22The king's son's one slap.
32:24The king's son's two slaps.
32:27The king's son's three slaps.
32:29Daddy.
32:32Daddy.
32:34Get him.
32:35Daddy.
32:36Daddy, stop.
32:38Get up, you...
32:39No, son. No.
32:40Are you trying to kill me?
32:41I'm not young anymore to be beaten up.
32:43If you beat me up like this,
32:45I'll go home and mop the floor.
32:47You're holding a wedding basket.
32:48Come here.
32:49Hey, son.
32:50Come here.
32:51Wait a minute.
32:52Wait a minute, brother.
32:53Let him go.
32:54I don't care if you let him go.
32:55Okay.
32:56But open the rate first.
32:57What's the rate?
32:58Rs. 500 for one slap.
33:00Rs. 500?
33:01Rs. 1,000?
33:02Rs. 1,500?
33:03Where are you going?
33:04Payment.
33:05Payment for your son-in-law?
33:06Payment.
33:07Are you running away?
33:23Come on.
33:30Waheguru. Waheguru.
33:34Waheguru.
33:37Satnam.
33:51I don't think we'll get a bus today.
33:53Why?
33:54We're just talking to ourselves.
33:56Then do as you please.
33:59No.
34:04If we don't get a bus, we'll be late for work.
34:06Yes.
34:07Forget about me. Think about yourself.
34:09If we don't get a bus, you won't reach on time either.
34:12Is that so?
34:14That's true.
34:15Then let's take a taxi.
34:17Taxi?
34:18With you?
34:20Never.
34:22You'll have to pay for it.
34:24You'll have to pay for it.
34:41So, where have you been these days?
34:44Don't call me crazy.
34:46I hate it.
34:48You're always after me.
34:49What's wrong with you?
34:51I mean, where have you been these days, Pooja?
34:54I have a friend, Jazzy.
34:55Jazzy Bass?
34:56Jazzy Sidhu.
34:57I see.
34:58His aunt's flat was vacant.
35:00I'm staying there.
35:01That's great. He should go and live with his aunt.
35:04Tell me something.
35:05I'm helpless. I work at a small shop.
35:07Are you crazy? Why did you come there?
35:09If you're helpless, I'm helpless too.
35:12I don't want to go to a foreign country and cook.
35:15You're right.
35:17Okay, tell me something.
35:18Yes?
35:20Did you ever talk to Jennifer?
35:22No, brother. We never even met her.
35:25You didn't treat her well.
35:28You should apologize to her.
35:30I should apologize to her?
35:31It's all my fault.
35:33You didn't do anything wrong.
35:34Why did you make a plan?
35:35You should marry a girl.
35:37It'll be done.
35:38You look very cute, brother.
35:39Yes, great.
35:41I told you to say yes.
35:44I told you to say yes?
35:46Look at your face.
35:47You're a fool.
35:49The boys of Chhattan work hard and become rich.
35:53You don't even know your limits.
35:54You're a fool.
35:56You're a fool.
35:57You're very lucky.
36:00I like girls with fair skin.
36:02I want a boy with fair skin.
36:03Are you saying that I'm a fool?
36:05Shut up.
36:05No.
36:06Brother, stop the car.
36:07You stop the car at the restaurant.
36:08Stop the car.
36:09I can't stay here.
36:10Stop the car.
36:11I can't sit here for two minutes.
36:12Will you shut up or not?
36:12Stop the car.
36:13Stop the car.
36:13Stop the car.
36:14No.
36:15Stop the car.
36:15I can't listen to you.
36:16Stop the car.
36:17Stop.
36:17Go.
36:18Go.
36:19Get out of my car.
36:20You'll get me into an accident.
36:22Get out.
36:23I've told him 20 times to stop the car.
36:25$10.
36:31Here's Rs. 5,000.
36:32Take it.
36:33Take it.
36:35By the way, some boys look good with fair skin, don't they?
36:41What?
36:42I didn't understand what you just said.
36:44I was saying that whether someone else has fair skin or not..
36:47..but you definitely have fair skin.
36:49Friend?
36:51No.
36:52We're not that stupid.
36:53What's the matter?
36:55I'm short of one dollar.
36:57Please give it to him.
36:59After all, I'm a foreigner.
37:00I don't have any money.
37:02I don't have any money.
37:03After all, a foreigner needs Punjabi for Punjabi.
37:07You mean to say money.
37:08Is this what you want?
37:09Yes.
37:10Give it to me if you want to return it.
37:12Because I don't trust you.
37:13I'll give it to you.
37:14Remember it.
37:15I'll remember it.
37:16Here you go.
37:18Here you go.
37:23By the way, I was saying that I'm from Kent.
37:25How was that?
37:27Absolutely right.
37:27You mean I'm from Kent, right?
37:28Kent.
37:29Okay.
37:30Kent.
37:32Phukra.
37:35Chuthi.
37:39Uncle.
37:40Welcome.
37:41Welcome.
37:43I'm not here to eat, guys.
37:47Tea?
37:48I'm looking for Jiginder Singh.
37:50Yes, myself Jiginder Singh.
37:52In Chennakore?
37:53Yes.
37:57I'm here to inform you on behalf of our bank..
38:00..that your bank loan is six months behind.
38:06Now you folks have 30 days to pay your bank loan.
38:11Or we have to seize your property.
38:15Is that clear to you both?
38:17And I need you to put your signature here, sir.
38:21Where's my signature?
38:22Right there.
38:23Me?
38:27Where's your notice?
38:29Notice?
38:32Notice?
38:35Didn't you eat?
38:46This is a new problem.
38:48I'm from Kent, I'm sure of it.
38:49This is a new problem.
38:52When they took the loan, we were together.
38:55We used to go out together.
38:57I don't know what happened after that.
39:00They haven't paid the loan for four months now.
39:03And if they don't pay for another month..
39:05..we'll have to close the restaurant.
39:07And we'll have to leave for work.
39:09Shit.
39:13That's the thing.
39:14Wherever we go, we go together.
39:16Are you kidding?
39:17I'm worried about my job here.
39:20If you want to save your job..
39:22..you'll have to pay the loan.
39:25And we can't pay the loan separately.
39:28We'll have to do it together.
39:31Yeah.
39:33Great idea.
39:34Isn't it?
39:36Very good.
39:38And after all, in a foreign country..
39:39..Punjabi is more useful than Punjabi.
39:41I know.
39:55Shall we go?
39:57Yes, we have to go.
39:58Let's go. What are we going to do sitting here?
40:02Yes, I wanted to say something.
40:04Okay.
40:05This is the friendship thing.
40:07That's what I was thinking.
40:09We shouldn't take these things too seriously.
40:11Correct.
40:12Because I'm from Canada.
40:14And you're from a local family.
40:15Yes.
40:17Come on.
40:18Let's go.
40:21Come on.
40:22Let's go.
40:25I want to give you a dollar.
40:27Yes, that's what I was going to say.
40:28I told you.
40:29You forget everything.
40:30You don't forget to give me a dollar.
40:32No, not at all.
40:33Okay, then good night.
40:35Good night.
40:37Good night.
40:51Thank God, we're safe.
40:52Otherwise, we would've been in trouble.
41:05Thank God, it's clear now.
41:08Otherwise, we would've been in trouble.
41:12Don't you have any other advice?
41:15Make peace with them.
41:17Make peace with them.
41:19Make a big deal out of it.
41:21I told you, I don't like Janani's face.
41:23I think her face isn't very beautiful.
41:25It's not beautiful. It's beautiful.
41:27Whatever it is, it's beautiful.
41:28But it's better than the bank's notice, right?
41:30No, the bank's notice is much better than hers.
41:32The bank didn't send me a notice.
41:35I don't want to see her face.
41:38By the way, why did you two get stuck?
41:40We got stuck because of the madam.
41:43Really?
41:43Yes.
41:44The madam who used to buy vegetables for the hotel
41:47laughed and spoke in English twice.
41:49I asked her where she was going.
41:51But she didn't know that she was talking to the boss.
41:54I'm confused about this.
41:55You're not confused. You're confused.
41:57Whatever it is, I'm confused.
41:59I don't understand your English.
42:01Do you understand her English?
42:03Yes, I do.
42:04Had I understood it, I wouldn't have found out
42:06that she's married.
42:07In English, it's said, love my hubby, love my hubby.
42:09But I don't know how to say hubby to my family.
42:11I understood it from the outsiders.
42:13What can I do?
42:15I'm stuck with my own problem.
42:17Shanno, people are always like this.
42:19Yes.
42:20But it's our duty to improve them.
42:22Come on, forgive them.
42:24No.
42:25I can't forgive them no matter what.
42:28Forgive them.
42:30You left such a beautiful girl and went after a fair girl.
42:34My phone number is also 362436.
42:37Oh, no.
42:39Shanno.
42:39I'm doomed.
42:40Shanno, what happened?
42:42I've lost 425 grams. What do I do now?
42:45I'll tell you.
42:47Look, you have to cook whatever you want to cook.
42:50You don't have a choice.
42:51If you both work together, you'll eat all the food together.
42:55And you'll also be in control.
42:57Think about it.
42:58Look, we don't have any advantage.
43:00We won't get anything.
43:02But if you don't advise Shanno,
43:04then the entire business will go down the drain.
43:06Chandigarh...
43:07I swear on Chandigarh.
43:09Okay, we'll think about it.
43:10Let's go.
43:13Come on.
43:13Let's go.
43:14Let's go.
43:15Sanguna.
43:19Come on, make up with her.
43:21Come on.
43:25Now say sorry.
43:27Sorry.
43:27It's okay.
43:34Come on.
43:35Come on.
43:36Come on.
43:37Come on.
43:38Come on.
43:39Come on.
43:40Come on.
43:41Come on.
43:42Come on.
43:43Come on.
43:45Come on.
43:46Come on.
43:47Come on.
43:48Come on.
43:49Come on.
43:50Come on.
43:51Come on.
43:53Come on.
43:54Come on.
43:55Come on.
43:56Come on.
43:57Come on.
43:58Come on.
44:00Come on.
44:01Come on.
44:02Come on.
44:04Come on.
44:07Come on.
44:33Come on.
44:35Come on.
44:37Come on.
44:39Come on.
44:40Come on.
44:42Come on.
44:51You're so high.
44:52I'm so high with you.
44:54You're so high...
45:03The sparkling look in his eyes
45:05is the shine of immortal love
45:09Wow!
45:13Great appreciation!
45:16Hello Ms. Amjalepi.
45:18Hello sir, thank you.
45:19Hello ma'am.
45:21Hello, where is theurgh..
45:23Party?
45:26Peerabai stay and Pamela.
45:27Oh, the party hall.
45:29It's that way.
45:30Okay.
45:31What's up, Mr. Sandhu?
45:33What's up?
45:34You're here?
45:35Showing off your magic?
45:36I don't show off my magic.
45:38We're not in the same era anymore.
45:40Why? You're a white man's son-in-law now?
45:42What else?
45:44What do you mean?
45:45I got a call from your marriage bureau.
45:47There you go.
45:48Your marriage bureau is a big liar.
45:49They've fooled me a lot of times.
45:51They're not liars.
45:52They told me to go to Toronto.
45:54You'll find a girl named Betty.
45:57A white girl.
45:58But I didn't find Betty.
46:00I found Pam.
46:02Pam?
46:04The one who's written Pamela?
46:06Not Pamela. Pamela.
46:08The one who's a white girl?
46:10Yes.
46:12Your real name is Lakhwinder Singh?
46:14Not Lakhwinder Singh.
46:15Mr. Lakhwinder Singh is a Canadian now.
46:19What did you say?
46:20A Canadian.
46:23You? What are you doing here?
46:26My friend's getting married.
46:28He's a Canadian now, right?
46:30Yes.
46:31And this is my friend, Pooja.
46:33Hello.