Frank The Tank
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00:00This might be the highest elevation I've been to. I've been mile highs before but
00:04I don't know if I've ever made it to that mile high.
00:08Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:12Heading on down to South Park. Gonna do some raw dogging.
00:17There's friendly places everywhere.
00:19From folks like Roger and Bateson.
00:22Gonna go down to Raw Dog and meet some friends of mine.
00:26Yes! I am in Bailey, Colorado. And, well, this hot dog stand has an
00:34interesting history. Looks a little bit like LA's Tail of the
00:37Puff. And, well, it's been featured on the
00:42cartoon South Park. And it's been an institution in
00:47Colorado or the Denver region for 50 years. It's moved around a couple
00:51places but now it's in Bailey. And, well, we're
00:54gonna give these hot dogs a try as we go raw dogging at South Park.
01:54You know, I almost feel like Trey
02:04Parker and Matt Stone should be involved in this somehow and
02:09animate this one. I mean it really does feel like I'm in South Park. I mean
02:15and they had episodes. There was an episode
02:21where Cartman had to move because his wife, his mother lost his job and
02:26they end up living in this hot dog stand. And then Cartman
02:33actually owns it and tries to run it as a hot dog stand and he called it Dick and
02:36Bounce. So typical South Park.
02:41Look at this. Look at the setting. I don't think I've
02:44done a review in a better setting than this.
02:48Well, let's see how these hot dogs taste. And these are jumbo dogs. These are
02:52hefty dogs.
02:57The bread looks a little beat up to me but the coloring looks good on the hot
03:02dog. And the bun to dog ratio is good. Well, let's see how it actually tastes
03:07as we... that's what we're here for.
03:19It's got a nice solid taste to it.
03:27I'm gonna give this a triple. And now here's a chili cheese dog. Let's
03:32see how this is.
03:37A little sloppy.
03:49I'm gonna say the chili is kind of
03:52underwhelming. Very underwhelming.
03:59It doesn't hold on to bread very well. It doesn't blend very well. I'm gonna give
04:04I'm gonna give it a single.
04:10All right. Well, this is another state added to my list of places to have hot dogs.
04:17This might be the highest elevation for a raw dog yet.
04:20I just saw a sign that said that we're 7,700 feet.
04:26Well, they do say about Colorado. We're way up here in the Rockies.
04:33I think I've seen this on some cartoons of course.
04:38This is a beautiful mountain town. Beautiful mountain location.
04:42Solid hot dogs. But if you know where I should go next,
04:46email me. DM me. Tell me where I should go.
04:50Because you never know what we're gonna show. But I'll see you down the road and
04:54keep raw dogging.
04:59Take me out for some hot dogs. Get me one that's only plain.
05:07No mustard or horseradish ketchup. I'll know what the dog is really about.
05:13And it's hope that this is a good one. Maybe a
05:18home run or a double. But if it sucks, it will be a strike
05:22at it. Not worthy of my taste buds.
05:27God, there's no penny.
05:31They must have killed him.