We go over Jimmy Butler's Media Day Hairstyle/Looks Odds. The show goes off the rails when Tobin tries to speak from "experience."
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00:00Oh, we have odds and want some action spicy on what?
00:04Jimmy Butler's hairstyle at media day.
00:07Great. Oh, no way.
00:09Jimmy Butler odds from this is from Bovada.
00:14They have put out odds for Jimmy Butler, the favorite.
00:19Bald, bald, I was going to say that bald would be funny
00:24if he just came in bald, just go into the hole.
00:27Uh, Michael Jordan's son meme conversation.
00:31What if he wore a bald cap?
00:33Yeah, no, I think that's what he would do.
00:35He would do it in costume.
00:36But would they actually go bald?
00:38But a bald cap, a bald cap would be funny.
00:40The NBA would make it or like allow him to wear a bald cap.
00:43Ball, I mean, what do you mean allowed?
00:45Do they allowed him to look like, you know, emo, Jimmy?
00:49Yeah, it's like an emo, you know, they're they're they're
00:54seem you, you know, it would have been
00:58it would have made more sense if he dressed like an emo.
01:01Honestly, it would have.
01:02Next in line dyed hair.
01:05So I guess a funky color.
01:07That's plus 550 like that.
01:09Bald is plus 265, by the way.
01:11Afro plus 550.
01:14Yeah, it's like they're in my brain.
01:15Mohawk plus 650 like Birdman.
01:20Like a Birdman, because I miss Birdman.
01:22So if you were to bring back Birdman, I want braids.
01:26Twist twisties with a low fade.
01:29That's plus 850 buzz cut plus 900
01:33plus 950 emo. He's not going to do emo again.
01:36Braids. I got braids.
01:39He didn't do braids one year.
01:40OK, well, we did dreadlocks one year.
01:43Those are both braids.
01:45So basically, they're saying Jimmy coming in normal is plus 1100.
01:48Yeah, that's good action.
01:49Can I really bet that on Bob?
01:50That's what I'm saying.
01:51Man bun.
01:55Plus 1100.
01:56Does he have enough of man bun?
01:57Yeah, he does. He does.
01:58He does. Pigtails.
02:00Mickey Mouse hairstyle plus 1200.
02:03So 12. So pigtails.
02:05Mickey Mouse is only $100 more than regular Jimmy.
02:10And then finally, the Jimmy Neutron, which I think is Duncan Robinson.
02:15Is that not? Yeah, the spiked, the spiked look kind of coiffed hair
02:20like let it flow.
02:22It's emo, but just one side. Yeah. No.
02:26What do you say?
02:26You just think you think you're going to show up normally?
02:28You think there's going to be a costume?
02:30No costume this year?
02:31No, because all would be funny, though.
02:33Yeah, I think you're right, though.
02:35No costumes.
02:37I think I mean, we we need serious, Jimmy.
02:40Well, it was all to make a point because they weren't using his photos.
02:43What about contacts?
02:44They've been using the emo one.
02:45True. True.
02:46You mean like him showing up with like blue eyes?
02:48Like like white, you know, Halloween zombie.
02:51I don't know. Right.
02:53That'd be cool. That would be kind of cool.
02:55Yeah. I mean, I don't think that I don't think he cares.
02:59I don't know.
02:59He's a wild card.
03:00I don't know what he's going to say now.
03:03He could really go out and get like a fake face tattoo or something crazy like that.
03:07I think. Yeah.
03:08Like what about what about like a handlebar mustache?
03:10Like he was a bartender from the 20s.
03:12Oh, that's the last time he's had a mustache.
03:14I don't know. That would be fun.
03:15You know how hard it is to go.
03:17You wouldn't know.
03:18No, but you see what you're talking about.
03:20We're asking the guy who's never had something.
03:22I mean, I I just shave between breaks.
03:27We're asking.
03:28We're asking the guy who's never had more than whiskers on his face.
03:31But what is how long it takes?
03:34You don't you don't think, Jimmy, but OK, but Jimmy Butler,
03:36you don't think Jimmy Butler could have a costume mustache put on?
03:41But no, the whole thing is, it hasn't never been a costume has been is.
03:45Yeah, that's why they've had to.
03:47That's why I feel like they wouldn't.
03:48Right. It's been his hair.
03:50It's been his. He hasn't worn a wig or anything like that.
03:52I dare somebody to go up to Jimmy Butler and say, hey, take off that mustache.
03:56No one's going to do it.
03:58But he but that's the whole point.
04:00Everything that he's done has been real.
04:02Yeah, but OK, what about he has facial hair, though?
04:04He has like a goatee that he wears.
04:07He does. OK, yeah, he wears he has a goatee.
04:10That's his look. He is like facial hair.
04:12That's that's that's right.
04:14That's how a person talks.
04:15That's never had facial hair.
04:16I'm going to get it. He wears a goatee.
04:18He wears a goatee. What would you say?
04:20He has a goatee. Yeah, he has.
04:22Yeah. You never had one.
04:23So that's why you say he wears it like clothing.
04:26I had a goatee last night. I just shaved it.
04:29No, that's not you had goat cheese.
04:31That's different.
04:32Do you like goat cheese?
04:34Goat cheese balls. Good.
04:37You should have a goat.
04:38This is JV.
04:40I'm going to email you Jimmy Butler's look last night at the Netflix
04:43premiere. Is there such a thing as facial hair extensions?
04:48Could he bridge off of our mustache?
04:50Speaking, speaking, speaking like a guy who's never had.
04:54I'm asking a question, but he's, you know, the rich have more options.
04:58And so if he's there.
04:59Yeah, but you can only extend like a certain length hair.
05:02You can't extend like your hair. I don't know.
05:05Like if we tried to extend your hair, that becomes just a,
05:09you know, a sticker of hair on your face.
05:12A sticker of hair.
05:14I think handlebar mustache is the way to go.
05:16No, let me see. Go.
05:18I'm getting it to you.
05:19Well, what a robot.
05:21That's the great thing about this show.
05:23We never know what we're going to talk about.
05:24So nothing's missing teeth.
05:27How about that? Like a hillbilly?
05:29Yeah. Like you'll have like just you want to be Jimmy Bob Butler.
05:34Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
05:39they can't they can't tell him, hey, take that off.
05:42What if Jimmy, yeah, what if Jimmy Butler just did all of it back on?
05:46So like what if what if he did like an Andy Kaufman, like he just did
05:49all of media day, but with an accent, you know,
05:55switch it off.
05:57So this is Jimmy Butler's look right now, Leroy.
05:58It's on screen.
06:00Yeah. You can't grow my handlebar in that time.
06:03I think I think you can't grow a handlebar in it.
06:06But could anybody at the Heat Organization prove
06:09that he didn't have a handlebar mustache?
06:11You know, could they prove that he didn't have the Raleigh fingers?
06:14No, you can't prove it, because if they extended, it would be like
06:17they would do it off of what if he just got makeup?
06:20You can't. He's that means he would have to shave his hair off.
06:24Not necessarily. You can't.
06:27Just put a fake mustache.
06:28You can't put a fake mustache on you.
06:31Clearly, you don't know how facial hair works.
06:34If you're going to put a mustache on, you have to cut in.
06:37It's not longer.
06:38You can either add to it with the little like you do weave
06:42or you can do that or you can shave it off.
06:45So you disagree that he could do the extensions?
06:50Now, I don't know if he could do it for a mustache.
06:53Like, again, you're bringing up options
06:57that only a person who's never had facial hair would bring up.
07:00I don't think I am, because I brought up an option.
07:02And then you said exactly what I just said.
07:04No, I don't know if you can do that. I said, I don't know.
07:06Usually, if you get a fake mustache, it's because you cut it off
07:08because you got to put the glue on your biker, Jimmy.
07:13Long beard biker, Jimmy.
07:14Yeah, just basically do the birdman.
07:17Yeah.
07:20OK, so this.
07:24Yep.
07:27Video footage of this.
07:29I think it may be more possible.
07:32OK, but I don't know if this is capable of a handle bar risk.
07:36This just, you know, adds more of a fuller mustache.
07:39I don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
07:41Like almost it's it's almost like an add on, you know what I'm saying?
07:44Right. But then you got to curl it.
07:46He does. Right.
07:47But he's but Jimmy Butler is going to have like somebody
07:49who's really good at this.
07:50True, true, true.
07:51If he's committed to the bit, it won't be just a tick tock.
07:54But if Jimmy Butler comes there
07:55and then he starts talking like he's from the 40s.
07:58Well, I got to see.
07:59Yeah, we're going to try and hit the pay
08:00the hardwood right here, the hard way.
08:02You kind of you kind of like acting like like really.
08:06How would that interview go?
08:08I mean, it would be amazing.
08:09And that would be my favorite interview of all time.
08:11I would sit here and I'd be Dr.
08:13Zubaga says, all right, let's just concentrate on playing regular season games.
08:17Man, but you know that he's not.
08:20You know, the like this this goes, I mean, maybe.
08:23But but they're also we also have to leave for the possibility
08:27that he's going to show up in a bit
08:29because the last two years there's been a bit look cool.
08:33But wait, so look, look what they're doing.
08:35No, it's not even like he's adding.
08:37OK, so you got to tie the line.
08:39You guys got to explain what's going on here, though.
08:41It's so no radio.
08:43See, but they're not really doing that.
08:45He did thicken it, though, like he said.
08:47And it would handle bars is a whole different thing.
08:49I don't think so.
08:50I guess what?
08:52Can I just say, yes, that's eyelash.
08:55OK, but I don't think it's as hard as you think it is.
08:57That's an eyelash.
08:59So what? Look good.
09:00How are you going to make a handlebar out of an eyelash?
09:02Extend it out, dude.
09:03No, that's clearly you don't understand how hair works
09:07because you've never had any facial hair.
09:08You keep saying that as a point.
09:09And it's true.
09:11It's it's not it's not crazy.
09:12Look at my facial hair.
09:14I know how hard it is to get the handlebar thing going.
09:17Well, you never tried it.
09:18You never look like it takes a long time.
09:20So this little piece of hair right here has to grow
09:23and you have to not cut it for a very long period of time.
09:26Yeah, you don't you don't just grow it down here.
09:29It has to be this hair.
09:32So you know how long that takes?
09:33Yeah, but he's going to do makeup.
09:35Ah, I don't know if you can extend this little piece
09:39to do handlebars.
09:40He definitely could do it with eyelashes.
09:42What he just showed you was I somebody some dumb ass
09:45putting eyelashes on his mustache.
09:47You would have said him showing up in goth is ridiculous.
09:49No, true.
09:50He put with eyelashes.
09:52Wait, his regular mustache wasn't thick enough.
09:55He had lip. He wanted the Freddie Mercury.
09:57He had lip piercing. Right.
09:59So he had to.
10:02No, that doesn't help your argument.
10:05That old jackass putting eyelashes on his mouth.
10:09I want you to be able to look like the Lorax.
10:11That is not. Can I just tell you
10:14that place for the Panther that is so far from manly what?
10:18Oh, I want to wonder.
10:20Hey, Bob, let's go get that mustache builder.
10:23We're just going to use for my lashes.
10:25No, but it's not manly, but it's funny.
10:27Yeah, I think you're right.
10:30Because here's the thing.
10:31You've done hair. Yeah.
10:32All right. You've done the two probably best hair things you do.
10:35Bald. OK, we do bald.
10:37I guess it takes a long time to grow back.
10:39Ball will be a funny bit.
10:40But he's you know, he would do fake bald cap.
10:43But him having a ridiculous mustache in his headshot,
10:46that would be really funny.
10:47It could be ridiculous.
10:48But I'm just telling you, like the one you're talking about.
10:51The handlebars is really hard to grow.
10:54That's good. It really is.
10:56Just put on a fake mustache.
10:57You can't, you know, like here, you know.
10:59Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no.
11:01Let me just let me just explain something to you.
11:03You know, in movies, people have had mustaches that are not mustachio.
11:06OK, but let me explain to you how they do it.
11:09They cut all the hair off.
11:10That's not helping you.
11:11They cut all the hair off and then put tape it on.
11:15Big deal. He would do that for a bit.
11:18Not if he already has a mustache,
11:20because some people, it takes a while for that thing to grow back.
11:22Now he'd be fine.
11:23You you've never had facial hair.
11:26How do you know?
11:27Just shave last night, dude.
11:29Sure. That's still not helping your cause.
11:31It is. You're saying you've had hair.
11:33Nobody's ever seen you.
11:34No, but a little like it's because I keep it clean.
11:37But even your wife has seen me with.
11:39I've never seen a picture other than that fake picture with you holding a bunny.
11:43Mrs. Right. Mrs.
11:44So this is so when she sees you guys are like, what does that mean?
11:48She goes, and we're wealthy again.
11:49So like, I got to go shave immediately because I don't want to.
11:52I don't want to be the wolf.
11:54She goes in the back and take a blue to get you ready for action.
11:57Speaking of. Oh,
12:00if you need to get your mustache a little bit more curled and handlebarred.
12:04What? Like nothing says
12:08I don't wear facial hair like that.
12:10We're talking about, dude, dude, that is so fake.
12:14I could give you five years.
12:15You couldn't grow that.
12:16What do you mean?
12:17Literally. Oh, easy.
12:19If I wanted to, but I'm not going to look like that.
12:21I'll I'll give you to the end of the year.
12:23What do you mean?
12:24You'll look like this right here.
12:26So the hundy.
12:27Oh, he's not.
12:28He pulled out the money.
12:29I'm not going to money.
12:30I'm not growing up.
12:31I'm not. I'm not.
12:31I'm not going to be your dancing bear.
12:33Yeah, which I think because you can't.
12:36Two hundred dollars for.
12:38Because I know you can't grow.
12:41I'm a public figure.
12:41I'm not. I'm not here to do your video.
12:43There you go.
12:44There you go.
12:45I'm not here to do you.
12:47She grow mustache to one.
12:52How great would that be?
12:54Be honest, how great would that be?
12:55You know how hard it is to grow back?
12:57But how funny would that be if you just write it?
13:00It looks like it looks like it looks like Jimmy is the bad guy.
13:07Jimmy Butler showed up as as the evil train tracks bad guy.
13:11Yes. But do you know how?
13:13You know, they could do that, right?
13:15It's not possible. They can't do they can do it.
13:18Yeah, but he would have to cut all this.
13:19It would be worth it.
13:20It's right. But that's all I was saying.
13:22He's like in order for him to get a fake mustache like that,
13:25he would have to cut his current mustache off because it requires a lot of glue.
13:30You can't just glue it on top of your other mustache.
13:32She goes, want a little tickle on your mustache.
13:36Bluetooth. He's right.
13:39That's what I feel.
13:40That's what I hear when I see that picture.
13:42Pat Riley, give me my extension.
13:44Zima, I'm going to kidnap Nicola Jovich.
13:53That's the bit. That's right there.
13:55Hey, Jimmy, I just nailed your bit.
13:56That's the bit.
13:57And it would be good, ridiculous, but you can't grow facial hair.
14:01What does that have to do with anything?
14:02It has to do with everything.
14:03I don't think it does.
14:03You can't give advice on facial hair if you never saw it.
14:06I'm not giving advice on actual hair.
14:08I'm not giving advice on actual facial hair.
14:10I'm giving advice. I am.
14:11No, but I'm telling you how you would have to do the mustache.
14:13First of all, you didn't even know the line that they say in Gladiator.
14:16First of all, and second of all, if there's anything,
14:19if there's anything I'm going to give advice on, it's shenanigans and bits.
14:22I understand that.
14:23But I'm telling you how the actual shenanigans has to happen.
14:26You think you could just tape a mustache on top?
14:28He definitely could. He definitely could.
14:29He definitely could. You can't.
14:32You know how it's going to look.
14:33It's going to look like that.
14:37I just want that mixed with Jimmy Butler highlights.
14:39You know, it's great.
14:40Now that we think he's going to do that, I'm going to beat him to the bit
14:43and I'm going to be his sworn enemy.
14:46And then when I'm dressed up, they're like, what the hell are you doing?