مسلسل المصاقيل جحا vsمصقال
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00:30And you're on the top of the fanatic
00:33And I'm coming without a soul, without a soul, and I'm coming
00:39And let the people sing to you, and let the men sing
00:44Let them go according to the direction of the light
00:49And I caught them in the mud, generation after generation
00:55But with them, the Egyptian flag
01:00I live, I live in Moscow, I live in the people of Israel
01:05Because, because, because this is Jordan
01:26Ah, my proud children!
01:27I hope you are ready for the play of Komant and Al-Firsar
01:30Ah, how are you?
01:32You see, tomorrow at noon,
01:34there won't be a shadow and there won't be a smell in the tent
01:37At the first beat of the drum
01:39Come on, dad!
01:40We are in 2013 and you say the time like everybody else?
01:44Yes, we have the last rehearsal at 8 in the morning and we are ready
01:47How about you?
01:48Did you choose the act that you will perform in your part in the party?
01:50Of course!
01:51And this year,
01:52we will choose for you something that will surprise you!
01:58I can't wait to see it!
02:00Although I am sure that Juha will be there that time
02:02Of course!
02:03There is no doubt!
02:12Juha woke up that day under the sun
02:22What's wrong with you, son?
02:24How are you?
02:25I mean, I don't have a house that the moon stands in front of me
02:28and asks me about myself
02:30He is in the best condition now
02:32I am super lucky!
02:33I will pass by the house, the house of Leila
02:36I will accept the wall and the wall
02:39And the love of the house is a passion in my heart
02:42But love is the residence of the tent
02:45We are all a manifestation of people's hatred
02:49And each one has his own place
02:53The eyes tell us what we want
02:57And in the hearts, there is a hidden desire
03:01Oh my God!
03:05What a great performance!
03:07Wow! Wow! Wow!
03:11The performance and the dialogue were great!
03:13If I had cameras, I would have shot it in the festival
03:17You still can go to Cannes, can you?
03:47The donkey is not here!
03:49The donkey is not here!
03:51The donkey is not here!
03:53The donkey is not here!
03:55The donkey is not here!
03:57The donkey is not here!
03:59The donkey is not here!
04:01The donkey is not here!
04:03The donkey is not here!
04:05The donkey is not here!
04:07The donkey is not here!
04:09The donkey is not here!
04:11The donkey is not here!
04:13The donkey is not here!
04:15The donkey is not here!
04:18What's this?
04:21Cut out my insults
04:23Bahotan and Haileman?
04:25I would haveiaged you from the judge and the chat.
04:31But no one else knows.
04:33I will show you the seal
04:35Get us out of here...
04:42Ok, keep coming
04:44Listen to me Jaha, we only know you because you are a good person
04:47But Muskaal is the only one I haven't spoken to
04:50He doesn't sit in a council
04:52What if he forces you to do the stupid science
04:54And make you look bad
04:55I will make him regret it, you idiot
04:58The sheikh is an idiot, long live
05:00My grandfather was a sheikh
05:01And Muskaal's grandfather used to speak in his presence
05:03And he used to say things that weren't said
05:05He took the sheikh away from us
05:07He is not a sheikh and I don't know him
05:09Anyway Jaha, I want to ask you something
05:12Please tell us something we haven't heard in the books
05:15I want to hear it, who are you?
05:16Ok, ok, I will tell you the story of Muskaal and the ten donkeys
05:21Muskaal needed money to buy land
05:25So he said to his wife
05:26My lady, take the ten donkeys out
05:29I want to sell them
05:31So she took them out of the barn
05:33And Muskaal rode on one and led the rest
05:36He counted them and found nine
05:38And on his way he stopped to drink from a well
05:41He counted them and found ten
05:43And he continued to ride on his donkey
05:45He counted them and found nine
05:47He blamed his wife and she screamed
05:49Of course nine, because you are the ten and you didn't count yourself
05:56God bless you, Jaha
05:58And don't let the guys down
05:59What do you want, Muskaal?
06:01Isn't the smell of the noon enough?
06:03Are you coming to celebrate its modernity?
06:04No, no, I don't want anything
06:07God bless you, Jaha
06:09You've been upset for a long time
06:11And I'm more upset than you are
06:13And I'm telling you the truth, Jaha
06:15I've been upset for a long time
06:18And I like you
06:19And what you heard me say
06:21I'm not going to lie to you
06:23We apologize, Sheikh Taffash and those with you
06:26We will meet again
06:27And I will tell you the story of Muskaal and the ten donkeys
06:37Good evening, Sheikh
06:39I thought you were in a bad situation
06:41That's why I wanted to come and reassure you
06:43And I hope you calm down
06:45What if I calm down?
06:47And this idiot called Jaha
06:49He talks to my friends and I don't know
06:51And he does these things
06:53He says I did it
06:55And I don't know what to do
06:57And I don't know what to do
06:59And I don't know what to do
07:01And I don't know what to do
07:03And I don't know what to do
07:05And he says I did it
07:07And I really hate him
07:09And I'm going to the donkey
07:11And he says, Sheikh, give me the donkey
07:13Shut up, I did the right thing
07:17I have to take revenge on Jaha
07:25And Muskaal kept visiting his poor neighbor
07:27Every day with the money
07:29Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:31Even Misbar and Misgal became examples for Arabs!
07:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:38You have cut my stomach with laughter, Johar!
07:41Please! Please, for the sake of your parents!
07:45Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:47Enough, Johar! Enough complaining about Sheikh Misgal!
07:50Because my dad doesn't deserve it!
07:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:53What do you think, Manazel?
07:55I don't understand some of what you're saying.
07:56He started it.
07:57But you see, he doesn't know that you're alive.
08:00And that you will come to his house.
08:03Alright, alright.
08:04I'll talk about something else.
08:06Hmm...
08:07Yes.
08:08I have a story called Misgal...
08:11and the amazing chicken!
08:13Ha ha ha ha ha!
08:16I saw Maqis and Manazel in the house of...
08:18I mean...
08:20of the surgeon and all the doctors, Sheikh.
08:22Maqis!
08:23He's ruining his son's wedding with his pride!
08:26And he's making a mess of his family!
08:28And you want me to shut up about it?
08:30I swear I won't leave until I tell him!
08:32No, no, no, no, Misgal!
08:33You're the one!
08:35You're the one who gathered the family and blamed the man!
08:38Guys, I didn't blame him!
08:39What made him come to us at that time?
08:41Or was it...
08:42I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God!
08:45Yes, yes.
08:46If you knew he was coming to us from the state when he was with us...
08:48you wouldn't have brought a plane!
08:50But you didn't know!
08:51I'll tell you, Abu Irfan.
08:52If you knew that your brother...
08:54What's his name? What's his name?
08:55I swear to God, I swear to God!
08:57If you knew that his son was coming to your house tomorrow...
09:00you wouldn't have brought a plane!
09:01On the contrary, I'll read to him more...
09:03so that I'm ready to confront him...
09:06and argue with him in his books.
09:08What do you say?
09:09Are we ready to confront him?
09:11I swear to God, we are!
09:13I want to confront him!
09:15Misgal went out to hunt ducks at lunchtime.
09:18The duck took his bread and ate it.
09:21They asked him why.
09:22He said,
09:28He lost his donkey once.
09:30He looked for its owner.
09:32Do you know what he said?
09:34He said,
09:39A man came to Misgal and said to him,
09:41If you bring me water, I'll make you a shakshouka.
09:45Misgal said,
09:46Describe it to me.
09:47He said,
09:48It's white on the outside and yellow on the inside.
09:50Misgal said,
09:52It's a peeled potato with carrots in it.
09:57Where's your ID?
09:59My ID is on my head and my name is Juha.
10:02Your ID! Your ID!
10:04Where's your ID?
10:05What do you mean my ID?
10:06Did you forget it at home?
10:08And my donkey?
10:09I want my donkey in your eye.
10:16Congratulations! A new joke!
10:19What's the joke that made you so happy?
10:25The joke that made me happy?
10:27Hunger,
10:28Marriages,
10:29And freedom!
10:33Yuck!
11:19Misgal,
11:20Misgal,
11:21Misgal,
11:22Where's the money?
11:24I don't have it.
11:25I don't have it.
11:26I don't have it.
11:27I don't have it.
11:28I don't have it.