Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:30And you're on the top of the fanatic
00:33And I'm coming without a soul, without a soul, and I'm coming
00:39And let the people sing to you, and let the men sing to you
00:44Let them go according to the direction of the light
00:49And I caught them in the mud, generation after generation
00:55But with them, there is a Muslim
01:00I live, I live in Moscow, I live and enjoy
01:05Because, because, because I'm a Jew
01:26Daddy, what's wrong with you today?
01:28You are so sad
01:29I'm sad because of my enemy
01:31I should have killed him
01:33Daddy, I mean you're upset, what happened?
01:35Nothing happened, I'm sad
01:37But I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
01:40I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
01:41I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
01:42I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
01:43It's good, it's good
01:45I don't know what's coming my way
01:47It's okay, daddy, just a little exercise
01:50And a healthy diet, and you'll look like the model, don't worry
01:53I don't know what's going on
01:54I'm telling you, I'm upset because I didn't marry her
01:57She's a little girl, don't worry about her, daddy
02:00I don't care if she's a little girl, I don't care
02:03I just want her to be happy
02:05And if she's sad, I won't let her marry her
02:17Before you take the news out of my mouth
02:19I want to tell you something
02:22He said he's going to send one of his kids
02:24To take care of the two kids we have
02:27And he wants to stay with us for two days
02:30You mean a stranger will come and see us?
02:33Of course, and he'll be a good boy
02:35Daddy?
02:37What?
02:38You think what I'm thinking?
02:40You mean a good boy?
02:42Yes, daddy
02:46I think he's talking about me
02:48I mean, he's talking about me
02:51But he can't write a poem out of a thousand letters
02:54It's a short poem
02:55What do you mean a thousand letters?
02:57It's a poem, not a poem
02:58I was thinking, since a stranger doesn't know us well
03:00We can trick him and marry Sherihan in Brightzilla
03:03Aha!
03:05I get it now
03:07You're a little boy, don't worry
03:09You're just like your father
03:11Okay, what do we have to do to trick him
03:14And make him marry Sherihan?
03:16Don't worry, dad
03:17I'm telling you, and you know I'm very smart
03:20I mean, I'm smart, as you say
03:23So, we're going to get Sherihan
03:25We're going to stay with him for two days
03:27So, I just have to cook everything, and he'll come?
03:29Yes, we always have a guest who cooks everything you know
03:32And puts everything around you
03:33Everything I know?
03:34Yes, chef Sherihan
03:36You're not a chef
03:37God help you
03:39God help you
03:40So, I have to cook macaroni?
03:42Yes
03:43Lasagna?
03:44Yes
03:45Sautéed vegetables?
03:46Yes
03:47A poem?
03:48Yes
03:49Moussaka?
03:50Yes
03:51Fish?
03:52Yes
03:53Minyak meat?
03:55Yes
03:56Tortellini with pesto?
03:57What?
03:58These are Italian dishes, what do you know?
04:01Are you really a surgeon?
04:03Yes, yes, chef
04:05This is me, chef
04:07And now you have to marry Sherihan
04:10Yes, chef
04:11And I'll give you my head for what he ate from your sheep
04:13But this is a sheep, not a head
04:15Cut, cut
04:16No, daddy
04:17No, daddy
04:18You have to stick to the script
04:19Consider that he threw his head at you
04:21Are you serious?
04:22And why would I give you my head?
04:24Now, it's not necessary
04:25But when the guest comes, we have to give him my head
04:27Consider your age
04:28We want the scene to make him doubt
04:30Okay, I'm not a surgeon
04:31It's my turn
04:32I'll just be quiet
04:33Yes, son
04:34You're like a stranger
04:35Your turn is to be surprised
04:36Do you know how to be surprised?
04:37Yes, easy
04:38Like this
04:41What do you have, old man?
04:43I want to know your age
04:44This is a poem I wrote for your daughter, Sherihan
04:47I want her to be my daughter-in-law
04:49Read what you have, you fortune teller
04:52Tell me, I love you, so that my beauty increases
04:56Without your love, I wouldn't be beautiful
05:00Wait, wait, wait, dear
05:02What did you bring?
05:03The song of my colleague, Kadhim Al-Sahir
05:05What should I do?
05:06I don't know how to write a poem
05:07Okay, you can use Google
05:09Look for a popular Ghazali poem
05:11What is Google?
05:13Okay, I'll look for the poem
05:15Your turn, Sherihan
05:16After he finishes the poem, what do you say?
05:18You're right, fortune teller
05:22But I don't know how to write a poem
05:25I don't know how to write a poem either, old man
05:27No, old man
05:29He's doing Sherihan's turn
05:30Just to make the scene better
05:32You have to tell him, Sherihan
05:34I don't know how to write a poem
05:36I don't love my daughter
05:38I know, I know
05:39We found someone doing Sherihan's turn
05:41You have to stick to the poem
05:43Okay, okay, Muslim
05:45What is your talent, Sherihan?
05:47My talent is to solve riddles
05:51Great, great
05:53Now, let's take the next scene
05:57Hey, old man
05:58What are you doing?
06:00I'll kill you, old man
06:01I'll kill you, old man
06:04I swear to God
06:06If you kill Sherihan
06:08I'll kill you
06:10No, no, no
06:11Not to that extent, old man
06:12No, no, no
06:13You shut up, old man
06:14Don't mess with us
06:15I don't have a role
06:16I'm just standing here and quiet
06:18Yes, your role is to be a patient
06:20The more the guest is affected by your look
06:21The more drama he will have
06:23Okay, what do you say now, old man
06:24After they told you about the riddle?
06:26Adul
06:27We don't want anyone to die here
06:29But Sherihan
06:30Do you know Sherihan's condition?
06:32The one who solves the riddle
06:33Will marry her
06:35Great, old man
06:36Now, let's look for a simple riddle
06:37To solve for this stranger
06:38Okay, what's the riddle?
06:39We won't give Sherihan
06:41Or ask her
06:42No, that won't work, old man
06:44We have to make him feel
06:45That he solved a very difficult riddle
06:47I'll go out and bring him water
06:49So he can solve it
06:50What do you want me to do?
06:51Don't worry, old man
06:52We won't cheat him
06:53We'll give him a very easy riddle
07:02Do you understand, sister?
07:03Do you understand?
07:04Your role is to get the riddle
07:06Okay
07:07I'll get it from your computer
07:09I searched a lot
07:10It's all difficult
07:11I'm afraid the guest won't solve it
07:12Okay, I have one
07:14Great
07:15What is it?
07:16A goat
07:17A goat with a goat's skin
07:18No, no, my sister
07:20We have to solve a riddle
07:21Not a kid's riddle
07:22How do we solve a riddle?
07:24Like those people
07:25Who say in cartoons
07:26They say
07:27Something like
07:29My friend's girlfriend
07:30Needs a stick
07:34Oh, old man
07:35Where did you learn this?
07:36It's all from the internet, my sister
07:38Okay, that's enough
07:39Let's continue the riddle
07:41Okay
07:42What do we leave it for?
07:44Hmm
07:45Okay
07:46About cooking, pot, and molasses
07:48No, no, no
07:49That won't work
07:50But we can leave it for something related to cooking
07:52Salt?
07:54No
07:55Fire
07:57My friend's girlfriend
07:58Needs a stick
08:00She's rich
08:01And has a lot of money
08:02We cook on it
08:03And in the cold
08:04We warm up the rest
08:05We eat
08:06And we don't get full
08:07That's enough
08:09Excellent!
08:10So you know the answer, old man?
08:12Of course I do
08:14Fire
08:15Good
08:16Now that you know
08:17I'm sure the stranger knows
08:18What do you mean, old man?
08:19Just kidding, old man
08:20Just kidding
08:31He's here, old man
08:32He's here
08:33Welcome
08:34Welcome
08:35Welcome
08:37Welcome
08:38Is this Marmara?
08:39You're the one who ruined my
08:45Welcome
08:46Wait, is this your wife?
08:47We warmed her up
08:59It's been a few days
09:00But she still wants to marry
09:03And how, oh God, how?
09:33And how, oh God, how?
09:35And how, oh God, how?
09:37And how, oh God, how?
09:39And how, oh God, how?
09:41And how, oh God, how?
09:43And how, oh God, how?
09:45And how, oh God, how?
09:47And how, oh God, how?
09:49And how, oh God, how?
09:51And how, oh God, how?
09:53And how, oh God, how?
09:55And how, oh God, how?
09:57And how, oh God, how?
09:59And how, oh God, how?
10:01And how, oh God, how?
10:03And how, oh God, how?
10:05And how, oh God, how?