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01:00Ask them. Ask them. Ask them.
01:02Ask them why they're so sad.
01:05I shall. I shall. I shall.
01:07Be happy with the end.
01:19You think I'll find a crack under this tree?
01:23Where do you think you're going?
01:24I'll find a crack.
01:26I'll crack his face!
01:30Did you see that? Did you see that there's a hole in it?
01:34Don't cry, my friend. This is a worm, not a hole.
01:38Wow! What a big worm!
01:41It looks like a big seed.
01:43I say, let's dig it up.
01:45Hey, what's this golden hole?
01:47Have you ever seen anything like it?
01:49I swear to God, I've never seen anything like it.
01:52I say, let's take it to Sheikh Muskaar, so he can teach us what it is.
01:56That's strange. I've never seen anything like it.
01:59But you know what, Abu Raja?
02:01Oh, my! Oh, my!
02:03Abu Raja, is this a worm or what?
02:11Shut up! No one heard you.
02:13I say, let's take it to Mishana, so he can teach us what it is.
02:16Just as I thought, Sheikh.
02:18This isn't a worm.
02:20It's a worm.
02:21We're going to dig a hole in it.
02:24Hey, guys, what's this?
02:26Sheikh Muskaar, we have enough money to feed the poor.
02:32You're right, Abu Irfan. What's this in your hand?
02:35This is a radioactive uranium element.
02:37Uranium?
02:38It's like this aluminum you can buy and install in our kitchen.
02:42It's much more expensive, Sheikh.
02:44It's the most important element on the face of the earth.
02:47This is ours, Sheikh. We found it.
02:50I say, let's take it to Shahman, so he can teach us what it is.
02:53I say, let's take it to Shahman, so he can teach us what it is.
02:56Listen to me, guys.
02:58We're going to call everyone in the neighborhood.
03:01And tell them that Sheikh Muskaar wants to hear a secret, dangerous story.
03:05And that's why I'm here.
03:09Give me your suggestions, guys.
03:11Enough, Sheikh.
03:12You make a new announcement.
03:14We have cheap uranium in Mahal Kabour.
03:17You're crazy.
03:19News like this is going to make us go bankrupt.
03:24Sheikh Muskaar.
03:25People like these Kaddish people,
03:27who argue about the lack of aluminum,
03:29renewing the well,
03:30and rebuilding the wall.
03:31But, Sheikh, in a matter as big as uranium,
03:34it's impossible.
03:37What do you mean?
03:38Those men are all crazy.
03:43And we've been ready for democracy for a thousand years.
03:46I have a solution.
03:48Let's take what we have,
03:50and give Riyadh a man.
03:53And sell it to gold shops.
03:55They'll buy it.
03:56No way.
03:57They won't even know it.
03:59I have an idea.
04:00There are a lot of third world countries looking for uranium.
04:03Let's sell it to them,
04:04and control the world.
04:11You're not ashamed?
04:13This is a national security issue.
04:15Mashallah.
04:17Why are you standing behind us?
04:19I swear, Sheikh, I didn't stand behind you.
04:22I just heard the news.
04:24There's nothing behind you.
04:26Looks like we're not going to make it.
04:28I say, guys,
04:29let's think of a solution tonight,
04:31and talk about it tomorrow.
04:33And I'm going to leave the three lions,
04:35the wolf, and the firefly,
04:37to guard the place they found
04:39the u-na-yu-ra...
04:43Uranium.
04:47Uranium.
04:55Uranium.
05:07Looks like it's a big one.
05:09I say, let's watch.
05:11No, what's that gold thing?
05:13I've seen something like that.
05:15What's that?
05:16You're wrong. A group of thugs discovered a new uranium mine.
05:21Great, great.
05:23I don't think so, Uncle.
05:24Don't tell me they're the same group that killed my brother two years ago.
05:29I swear, Uncle, they're the same.
05:46A few hours earlier
05:58Ah, good morning. How are you?
06:01Everything's fine, Sheikh.
06:04What's wrong with your voice?
06:06Maybe it's my voice.
06:08I was too excited last night.
06:10The truth is, Sheikh, it's a matter of maturity.
06:14It's been a long time since I've heard a voice like that.
06:17Oh, I see.
06:19It looks like you've been playing with your brain all night.
06:22You haven't had a good night's sleep yet.
06:24Oh, come on, Dr. Oz.
06:31Can we please get out of here?
06:33It looks like I'm going to have to come back.
06:36You don't have to. I'm with you, Sheikh.
06:45Ah!
06:47Alhamdulillah.
06:49Mashallah, Tabarakallah.
06:51If it wasn't for the uranium, I'd have killed you all.
06:54Come on, kids, eat up.
06:56Eat up and go to bed.
06:58Something's not right.
07:00Alhamdulillah, I'm full.
07:03What's wrong with them?
07:05Did Abu Arfam invent something for them?
07:14Help me!
07:19Huh?
07:20There's someone in the tent with Abu Arfam.
07:22Those people came down from space.
07:24They tied us up and brought us here.
07:26We have to kill them.
07:28Let's go get them.
07:40I told you not to mess with this button.
07:43What's going on, Abu Arfam?
07:45I'm trying to communicate with the mothership, Sheikh.
07:48If it doesn't listen to me, this is the problem.
07:51From the Pirates' ship to the inhabitants of the Earth.
07:54Can you hear me?
07:56Yes, yes, we can hear you clearly.
07:58Okay, my friend.
08:00The leader of the soldiers wants to talk to you.
08:02Let him talk to me.
08:04Get closer to this side, pilot.
08:06This is their big ship, and I'm the only one who can communicate with it.
08:08Give us your hands, our detainees.
08:10We will declare war on you.
08:12Oh, my God!
08:14What is threatening us?
08:16It's like a war for us.
08:18We, the prisoners, are its men.
08:20And the horses are its horses.
08:22The last house has a heavy load.
08:24I want to clear it.
08:26In general, we have no problem with the peaceful solution.
08:28What are you, mercenaries, doing with us?
08:30We, in fact, represent the need for the amounts of uranium you have in the tribe.
08:35If you were good men, you would have come with us.
08:39If you were good men, you would have come with us.
08:42It's a good thing, Sheikh.
08:44It's a good thing.
08:46Okay, if you want it, take it.
08:49But give us its money.
08:51We don't deal with your money.
08:53If you want, we can give you land in the amount of uranium.
08:56Land?
08:58I swear to God, it's a good solution.
09:00Each one of us, from the people of the village,
09:02should take a land of his own.
09:04Agreed.
09:09We have decided to grant each one of the members of the tribe
09:12a special planet that bears his name.
09:20I'm going to have my own planet.
09:22You are next to the planet of Zamorra.
09:24I object.
09:25I don't want my planet next to the planet of the windmills.
09:28Keep it away from me.
09:29It's up to you, Ghanima.
09:31This rhino will come out everywhere.
09:33There aren't many planets left, Sheikh Muskaw.
09:36I don't care if you see me or not.
09:38I don't care if you see me or not.
09:40What do you think of this planet?
09:42It's up to you.
09:54This is my planet.
09:56See?
09:57I object.
09:58This is my planet.
09:59No.
10:00It's not your planet.
10:02This is my planet.
10:03Come and point your finger at my planet.
10:06No one knows where their planet is.
10:08Let it look like each other.
10:10How else are you going to go to your planets?
10:13Are you mad?
10:14Make yourself dead.
10:19My land, my land, my land,
10:21My land, my land, my land,
10:24My land, my land, my land,
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