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01:00The most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most beautiful journey of my life
01:05I will carry, I will carry, I will carry my love for this land
01:11The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years ago.
01:15Those ages 30 and older should be careful when watching this.
01:28I'm exhausted, guys.
01:30We can't see anything.
01:32We only have a few miles left to get to King Tut's grave.
01:36I want to cover all this distance
01:38so he can see Tut's grave.
01:42Now that we're all rested,
01:44let's go make some coffee.
01:46What kind of coffee do you want?
01:48Something hot.
01:49What kind of coffee do you want?
01:50I want ice cream.
01:51You want ice cream?
01:52Then let's go.
01:53Let's go to my brother Tut's grave.
01:56It seems that this angel
01:58is a fan of ice cream.
02:01Where's the ice cream van you're talking about?
02:09Oh my God!
02:10This is a secret entrance.
02:11It could lead us to the most important discovery of Pharaoh.
02:14Yes! Finally, adventure!
02:39No!
02:46Dad, I can't see anything!
02:57This discovery will change the face of human culture.
03:01Haggad!
03:02What are we going to do with this gold?
03:04What are we going to do with it, guys?
03:06This gold is mine.
03:08And I'm going to take it.
03:10If you let me take care of the sheep,
03:12I would have taken care of them.
03:14Shut up, Haggad!
03:15You're the one who's stupid.
03:16If we told you to go in alone,
03:17you wouldn't have gone in.
03:18This is all ours!
03:29It seems that this grave
03:31is the oldest royal Pharaoh's chain.
03:37It's time to go.
03:48Hold your breath.
03:49These gases have been stored for thousands of years.
03:52They could cause damage to the nervous system.
04:07I am the chosen one among the millions
04:10who comes out of the lowly world.
04:13And mind you,
04:15no one knows his name.
04:18So if anyone says his name on the water,
04:21what happens?
04:23He'll freeze.
04:25And on the dry land,
04:27he'll spill the water.
04:29These are the guards in charge of the graveyard.
04:32Run, everyone!
04:36Run!
04:43You can't do this, Haggad!
04:45Get up!
04:47And dance like a man!
04:55I seek refuge in Allah from your evil.
04:57This is the last time I'll mess with you.
04:59You...
05:00I'm telling you,
05:01you have no right to visit the graveyard.
05:04Believe me, Mom.
05:05I came all the way from Jeddah to get this song.
05:07It's a blessing from Allah.
05:09Let's see what he has to say.
05:16This is the perfect song.
05:23I'll leave the science, theory, and culture aside.
05:27I've been selling my life's work
05:29for the moment of purity with the sheep.
05:33I'm so lucky.
05:36Did you know, guys,
05:38that the basic principle that makes a plane take off
05:41is the difference in the air pressure
05:43below and above the plane?
05:45This, of course, leads us to Bernoulli's law.
05:48What's this coffee that doesn't get drunk?
05:50I want a cup of coffee to fix my head.
05:57Are you the captain?
06:00No, I'm just a guest.
06:02Do you need anything?
06:03Don't worry, sir.
06:05Because you have the girls at your service.
06:12Or a friend like me.
06:16Excuse me, ma'am.
06:18Why are you asking?
06:19Ma'am?
06:20Go to hell.
06:22Get out of here.
06:23I don't want anything.
06:24Give me one.
06:25No, I don't want the box.
06:27Maybe you'll get it.
06:32A few hours later
06:37I feel like I'm back to zero.
06:40What do you think?
06:41Let's go for a walk.
06:43Sorry, guys.
06:44I'm a bit busy.
06:46I need a cup of coffee.
06:49What?
06:50I'm going for a walk.
06:52Where's the iPod?
06:54It's in the drawer.
06:58Coffee, sir.
07:03Here you go.
07:04Your coffee is ready.
07:06Let's go for a walk.
07:11Here's the iPod.
07:13You're the best, Jory.
07:18This change in behavior is not a coincidence.
07:22The ghazal must have come from the grave.
07:28And a little bit of Berdakoush.
07:30About 250 grams.
07:32And pray for him.
07:34The Torah says that the groom will come in 5 months,
07:38or 5 years, or 5 centuries.
07:40It doesn't matter how many centuries.
07:42But maybe he'll come sooner or later.
07:45Where are you, widgets?
07:48The ghazal who deserves me
07:51is coming.
07:52You and widgets.
07:54He said 5 centuries.
07:56He said 5 centuries, God willing.
08:00Hello?
08:01Yes, yes.
08:02Do you want a gouda or a black magic?
08:04I say, since he's not getting married yet,
08:06and he's only thinking,
08:07let's give him a gray magic.
08:09And if he wants, we'll get him a black one.
08:11In the very least,
08:13we'll give him a black magic.
08:16In the very least,
08:17I want to tell you that it's time to leave.
08:19I've thought a lot.
08:21And then I decided to leave the sheikh's house
08:24for my son, Mu'taz, and your safety.
08:27Basically, the sheikh doesn't deserve you.
08:30And then you want to give it to him.
08:32Are you serious?
08:34If you have any objection,
08:36or anything, see my son, Mu'taz.
08:38I'm going to my brother's wedding.
08:40Mu'taz, why don't you come with us, dude?
08:42It's in the best interest of the people.
08:44Your father is more important than you.
08:46What's going on?
08:48I'm not getting married.
08:50Dude, I'm sure it's a dream.
08:52I swear to God,
08:54we'll be saved.
08:57I'm serious, it's not a dream.
08:59That's enough, you two.
09:01You know that I took over the tribe's affairs from my father.
09:03And based on that, I decided the following.
09:05I appoint my brother, Jelmed,
09:07as my personal advisor, instead of Abu Rija.
09:09And I transform Abu Rija
09:11into the sheikh's coffee.
09:13Hurry up, Abu Rija.
09:18I appoint Abu Irfan as my advisor
09:20to Halal and the sheikh's sheep.
09:22And I appoint the head of the tribe's research center,
09:24Mr. Mare'i.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:28You're so good at this.
09:30If you object again,
09:32I'll have to deal with you again.
09:35Shut up.
09:37I'm tired of listening to you.
09:39The third decision.
09:41The three of us
09:43will take Taffash and lock him up in prison.
09:45We don't have a prison, sheikh.
09:49What do you think, Jelmed?
09:53Throw him in the well until we build a prison.
09:55Come on, let's all see something.
09:57Come on.
10:04Mashallah, mashallah.
10:06Are you done?
10:08Do you have a problem?
10:10Is this how you talk to the sheikh of the tribe?
10:12The sheikh of the tribe is over there,
10:14and here is my little brother
10:16who's dying for his sister.
10:18Looks like you don't know me well.
10:20From now on, you won't leave until you take my permission.
10:22That's what I'm missing.
10:24I say, go, go,
10:26before I turn you into a sheep.
10:28You're the loser.
10:30They call me the sheep's sister.
10:32It's okay, I'll turn you into a sheep
10:34because of your local look.
10:36Sheep and sheepdog.
10:38Where is he?
10:46Give me back, give me back.
10:48Give me back, give me back.
10:50In the name of Allah,
10:52you look like a sheep and a sheepdog.
10:54No, it's nothing.
10:56Hurry up, breakfast is ready.
11:00Oh my God, what a bad dream.
11:02What dream?
11:04You're a bad dream.
11:06You're a bad dream.
11:36In the name of Allah,
11:38you look like a sheep and a sheepdog.
11:40No, it's nothing.
11:42Hurry up, breakfast is ready.
11:44You look like a sheep and a sheepdog.
11:46No, it's nothing.
11:48Hurry up, breakfast is ready.
11:50You look like a sheep and a sheepdog.
11:52No, it's nothing.
11:54Hurry up, breakfast is ready.
11:56You look like a sheep and a sheepdog.
11:58No, it's nothing.
12:00Hurry up, breakfast is ready.
12:02You look like a sheep and a sheepdog.
12:04No, it's nothing.