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00:00:00This dubbing was made by DVR Productions for Motion Media Beijing Company, Germany.
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00:00:30Previous Episode...
00:00:41Brother! It's him! He's here!
00:00:44Go! Come and kill him!
00:01:00Brother! It's him! He's here!
00:01:21Brother! It's him! He's here!
00:01:25I don't think so...
00:01:31Wait! Wait!
00:01:32Brother!
00:01:35Be careful!
00:01:49Brother! Watch out!
00:02:00Brother!
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00:02:43Jin San Xiong.
00:02:46Very good.
00:02:52Poor idiot.
00:02:55Hey, friend. It's been a long time and I see you've progressed.
00:02:58These days even an idiot changes his life.
00:03:01A poor delivery man became the hero.
00:03:04Clown, stop playing.
00:03:07You're dead today.
00:03:09I regret not killing you when I could.
00:03:11Now I'll make you pay and much more.
00:03:18Jin San Xiong, enough!
00:03:29Jin San Xiong!
00:03:37The legendary Wing Chun is a farce.
00:03:40Jin San Xiong, leave him!
00:03:41Jie!
00:03:43A year earlier...
00:03:45A year later...
00:03:56My name is Tian Xin Jie. I grew up out of town.
00:04:00I didn't have a lot of education and stuff.
00:04:02When I joined the society, I could only do simple jobs.
00:04:05Right now I'm just a nobody,
00:04:07but I hope that one day I can be at the top of the world,
00:04:11because I dream that everyone applauds me.
00:04:13Because I practice Kung Fu.
00:04:15Also...
00:04:27I'm the best!
00:04:44Wah!
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00:05:11Enough!
00:05:12Leave me!
00:05:13Hey!
00:05:14What are you doing?
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00:05:23Leave me!
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00:05:26Leave me alone!
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00:06:22Please!
00:06:23Please!
00:06:27I'll tell you once and for all, if you bother her again.
00:06:30I'll break your legs!
00:06:34Out!
00:06:35Let's go!
00:06:36Go
00:06:37Save me, hero. I don't know how to pay you.
00:06:40As a hero, my duty is to help. I don't need to pay.
00:06:44I couldn't live in peace without returning the favor.
00:06:46Well, what do you propose?
00:06:50I can give you everything I have.
00:06:52That's not an option. No, no, no.
00:07:03Who dared to hit me?
00:07:08You idiot. You fell asleep. You must deliver the food.
00:07:13Yes, boss.
00:07:15Next time, wait for the dream to end.
00:07:18Next time? Next time you can return to the farm.
00:07:25Boss, hello.
00:07:27Go to work now.
00:07:29As you wish.
00:07:38I protect my head and my mind.
00:07:41Hey, John, the weirdo forgot to take his medicine again.
00:07:45He always forgets.
00:07:47I hold my gun and cut through the skies.
00:07:52Yes, it's true. That's what I think.
00:08:02Hey, boss, look at him. He's playing again.
00:08:07What the hell are you doing? Go wash.
00:08:09Oh, yes. I'm going.
00:08:12To wash the dishes and fulfill my duty.
00:08:38Fuck you.
00:08:40Friend, you suck at this. Practice more.
00:08:47John!
00:08:49How can you be so good at fighting?
00:08:52Don't you see the color of my belt?
00:08:57He also has the same belt.
00:08:59Is it blacker than mine?
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:03He also has the same belt.
00:09:05Is it blacker than mine?
00:09:07You know there's no way.
00:09:12Hey, John, it's time to eat.
00:09:15Where are you taking me to eat?
00:09:18John?
00:09:21Wait, wait.
00:09:23John, why do you want to escape?
00:09:26Let me go.
00:09:28John!
00:09:33John!
00:09:36Wait, wait.
00:09:38John!
00:09:44Come here!
00:09:59Let me buy you lunch.
00:10:01There's a good Korean barbecue next door.
00:10:03It's very good.
00:10:05Later, if you want, let's go to the movies.
00:10:07I invite you to my house for a drink.
00:10:09My bed is big and very comfortable.
00:10:11I'm sorry, I'm busy.
00:10:13It will be another day.
00:10:19Miss, sir, I bring you your eggs with tomatoes.
00:10:23Waiter, bring us a glass of hot water.
00:10:25In a moment.
00:10:32Waiter, come here.
00:10:34I'm coming, sir. What's going on?
00:10:36I like fried more than steamed.
00:10:38Fried?
00:10:39Change it.
00:10:40Are you asking me to fry it?
00:10:41Yes, that's right.
00:10:42No problem.
00:10:56I haven't finished frying.
00:10:59We feel it.
00:11:01Fried rice, right?
00:11:02Right away.
00:11:19Let me go!
00:11:25Hey, G.
00:11:26Can you act normal?
00:11:28They're looking at you.
00:11:29What do you think they think of you?
00:11:38I'm sorry.
00:11:40I'm sorry.
00:11:47Waiter, give me a plate of peanuts.
00:11:49Yes, I'll bring it to you.
00:11:56Waiter, give me a plate of peanuts.
00:11:58Yes, I'll bring it to you.
00:12:17My delicious and precious peanuts.
00:12:20That's enough. Let's go.
00:12:22Idiot, you ruined my lunch.
00:12:27I'm so sorry.
00:12:39Boss, I'm so sorry.
00:12:45Damn idiot!
00:12:48Boss!
00:12:50You can go if you like, but why the knife?
00:12:54Is that G?
00:12:56The world is crazy.
00:12:58Watch out!
00:13:05All those farmers
00:13:08who gave everything for themselves
00:13:13disapprove of this sacrilege.
00:13:19It tastes very good.
00:13:23It tastes very good.
00:13:31Hey, G, can you calm down?
00:13:33You know this table has broken more than eight plates at work.
00:13:36If you keep this up, they'll fire you.
00:13:38I don't care about that.
00:13:40I'm not afraid of being fired.
00:13:42Nothing or no one will stop me from pursuing my dream of Kung Fu.
00:13:45What are you doing?
00:13:46My dream of Kung Fu.
00:13:47Can you teach me?
00:13:50Of course I can.
00:13:51But first,
00:13:52give me money.
00:13:55I'm playing.
00:13:57Jerk.
00:13:59Hey, G, what are you planning?
00:14:01I'll say that from now on,
00:14:03I'll practice harder,
00:14:05I'll study and I'll give it my all
00:14:07so that in two years,
00:14:09I'll be like Huang Fei-hung or Yuan Jia.
00:14:12I'll hit like Bruce Lee,
00:14:14being a national hero and everyone's pride.
00:14:17I'll be a legend.
00:14:21Why can't I be a superhero?
00:14:23Spiderman, Iron Man, Superman, even...
00:14:27The great Superman!
00:14:28Oh, no.
00:14:29I don't remember you.
00:14:31I'm made in China.
00:14:33You can't say those names.
00:14:35Are you looking for a lawsuit?
00:14:36Only Chinese heroes.
00:14:38Chinese Kung Fu.
00:14:45Imagine a war.
00:14:46Airplanes in the sky and dangerous tanks on the floor.
00:14:48There's no room for Kung Fu.
00:14:51You don't understand.
00:14:52If you practice Chinese Kung Fu to the extreme,
00:14:55those weapons and bullets won't hit you.
00:14:57You can break everything!
00:15:01What are you looking for?
00:15:02A brick.
00:15:03What?
00:15:04You said you could break everything without exception.
00:15:07In three years, I assure you that I could do it.
00:15:12Then stop whining, okay?
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:16Let me tell you something realistic.
00:15:18Kung Fu helps...
00:15:20my body...
00:15:22and muscles.
00:15:23Look how strong I am just by training.
00:15:26More importantly, it helps me...
00:15:28to defend the beautiful, charming,
00:15:30and masterful goddess of my fan Bing Bing.
00:15:32I am your girlfriend.
00:15:36Of course she's my girlfriend.
00:15:37You never told me you had a girlfriend.
00:15:41Of course not, because I only see her in my dreams.
00:15:44Once, I dreamed about her.
00:15:47She was running away from some bad guys.
00:15:49Those guys wanted to force her.
00:15:51They broke her clothes.
00:15:53And when they were about to abuse her,
00:15:55I came out of the shadows.
00:15:56Direct hit, direct fist,
00:15:57bing, boom, bam, fwah!
00:15:59I kicked them.
00:16:00And I hit them so hard,
00:16:01they got scared like babies.
00:16:04It was great.
00:16:05The beautiful lady...
00:16:06peed on my shoulder.
00:16:08I held her.
00:16:09We loved each other a lot.
00:16:10Like a fairy tale.
00:16:12And then...
00:16:16John!
00:16:17What's up, friend?
00:16:18John!
00:16:19Are you okay?
00:16:20I'm fine.
00:16:21Don't worry.
00:16:22Let me tell you more.
00:16:23After that, we had a farm.
00:16:25We worked and rested together.
00:16:28And in the end,
00:16:29we made some pure and cute babies.
00:16:34Hey, John!
00:16:35John!
00:16:36Wait for me!
00:16:37Wait for me!
00:16:38One, two...
00:16:40That's right.
00:16:41Yes, lower your body like that.
00:16:43That's right.
00:16:46Let's go again.
00:16:47Lean down.
00:16:50Your waist is not okay.
00:16:52Here.
00:16:54Coach, is this okay?
00:16:56Yes, yes.
00:16:57Stay still.
00:16:58Surprise attack!
00:17:02Let me tell you.
00:17:03The Chinese are not the weirdos of Asia.
00:17:06Food delivery.
00:17:09Did someone order food?
00:17:10Oh, it was me.
00:17:11Leave it there.
00:17:18Goddess?
00:17:19Thank you very much for saving me, hero.
00:17:22I don't know how to repay you.
00:17:24As a hero, my duty is to help.
00:17:26I don't need to pay.
00:17:28She's just like the girl in my dream.
00:17:31Do it straight.
00:17:32Put your waist like that.
00:17:34Lean over.
00:17:35Very good.
00:17:37How beautiful.
00:17:40Let's go.
00:17:41Press harder.
00:17:42The idiot.
00:17:43Beautiful.
00:17:44Be good and come with me to the village to be my wife.
00:17:47And again, annoy my goddess.
00:17:49That's it.
00:17:50You're doing very well.
00:17:54God.
00:17:57So pretty.
00:17:59Very good.
00:18:00Stay straight.
00:18:09Very good.
00:18:28Lean over.
00:18:29Let's go.
00:18:30Again.
00:18:31Oh my god.
00:18:32So flexible.
00:18:36So pretty.
00:18:39Very good.
00:18:43So pretty.
00:18:53It's raining.
00:18:54You have no idea.
00:18:56Tell me, do you have something in mind?
00:18:58I'm not going to tell you.
00:19:01Have you gone crazy?
00:19:04Do you need me to call Lin Sheng Jing, the old master, to help you?
00:19:08It's unnecessary.
00:19:09We don't need it.
00:19:10I'll tell you.
00:19:12Yesterday, when I brought the food to the taekwondo, do you know who I met?
00:19:15Who?
00:19:16The beautiful goddess I saw in my dreams.
00:19:19She's very pretty and very radiant.
00:19:21Her legs are long.
00:19:26I decided.
00:19:27I will conquer her and chase her.
00:19:29It will be mine.
00:19:32Are you happy for my friend?
00:19:34Yes.
00:19:36You are uglier than stepping on dog poop, short, poor and poorly paid employee.
00:19:41Do you think you have a chance?
00:19:43Yes.
00:19:44You have the reality of your age.
00:19:48I'll tell you something.
00:19:49I'll be ugly, short, poor and poorly paid.
00:19:52But I know Kung Fu.
00:19:53I have many ambitions.
00:19:55I know I'll conquer her.
00:19:56I'll take her home.
00:19:58With mom.
00:19:59She will be my girlfriend and my beautiful wife.
00:20:00It's okay, it's okay.
00:20:05Take it, Gie.
00:20:06You must deliver it.
00:20:09Yes!
00:20:11That's it.
00:20:12Very good.
00:20:13Very good.
00:20:14Keep going.
00:20:15Come on.
00:20:16One more.
00:20:17That's it.
00:20:24Nana, Nana.
00:20:25Nana.
00:20:26Did you hear the news yesterday?
00:20:28What happened?
00:20:29It seems that our city is in a serious case of kidnapping and abuse.
00:20:35Are you serious?
00:20:36Seriously.
00:20:37A woman died in a terrible way.
00:20:38She was stripped naked and abused before killing her.
00:20:41Don't scare me like that.
00:20:45Someday I'll use my Kung Fu to finish them.
00:20:49A girl like you must be careful when you return home.
00:20:53I'm leaving.
00:20:56What are you supposed to do?
00:20:57In fact, if there's anything about Kung Fu, I can protect you.
00:21:00Yes, of course.
00:21:04My goddess.
00:21:05A girl like her.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08I'll use my techniques to protect her.
00:21:12Good.
00:21:27Come on.
00:21:57No.
00:22:27Come on.
00:22:29Harder.
00:22:31Again.
00:22:32That's it.
00:22:38You can do it.
00:22:39Come on.
00:22:40One more.
00:22:42Come on.
00:22:43Again.
00:22:44Harder.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:47Harder.
00:22:49One more.
00:22:50That's it.
00:22:52One more.
00:22:53Quickly.
00:22:55That's it.
00:22:56Come on.
00:23:26Come on.
00:23:41Hey, you didn't pay for that.
00:23:43Come on.
00:23:44Very good.
00:23:45Very good.
00:23:46Come on.
00:23:47That's it.
00:23:48Quickly.
00:23:49Come on.
00:23:50Again.
00:23:51You're doing it right.
00:23:52Another one.
00:23:53One more.
00:23:54Come on.
00:23:55Are you crazy?
00:23:56Come on.
00:23:57You pig.
00:23:58Harder.
00:23:59Come on.
00:24:01Good.
00:24:02Stay straight.
00:24:04That's it.
00:24:10Yes.
00:24:25Let's leave it here for today.
00:24:26Okay.
00:24:27Thank you, coach.
00:24:28It's nothing.
00:24:29I'm going home.
00:24:30Bye.
00:24:31Let's have dinner tonight.
00:24:32I'm sorry.
00:24:33I'm busy.
00:24:34Wait, wait.
00:24:56Harder.
00:24:59That's it.
00:25:00Let's finish for today.
00:25:01I'm tired.
00:25:02Wait, wait.
00:25:03This time you will have dinner with me, right?
00:25:05I'm sorry, but I'm still busy.
00:25:07Wait, wait.
00:25:08I've asked you many times.
00:25:10You haven't accepted me once.
00:25:11Am I not your type?
00:25:14I'm sorry.
00:25:15I don't have time.
00:25:16Hi, cutie.
00:25:17I brought you your order.
00:25:24What are you doing?
00:25:26What happened?
00:25:27Am I dreaming?
00:25:28I'm happy like a worm.
00:25:32I forgot to tell you something.
00:25:33He is my boyfriend.
00:25:34I will ask you not to get involved in our life.
00:25:37Him?
00:25:38The ugly delivery man.
00:25:39He has no fortune.
00:25:40Not even a little height.
00:25:42He is a poor devil.
00:25:44Hey, clown.
00:25:45Watch your words or I'll kick you.
00:25:49Come on.
00:25:50Let's go to the movies and then have dinner.
00:25:52I want ice cream too.
00:26:03I'm almost 30.
00:26:04My parents told me to prosper in the city
00:26:07to earn a lot of money
00:26:08and buy a house in the village.
00:26:10My family has nine acres of land
00:26:12and when I find the woman of my dreams
00:26:14we will live together.
00:26:15So, when is the wedding?
00:26:18Hey, sir.
00:26:19Did you have a fever?
00:26:21No, I just got better.
00:26:22The wedding.
00:26:23What wedding are you talking about?
00:26:25Didn't you say he was your boyfriend?
00:26:27A couple can get married, right?
00:26:29Sir, I forgot to mention that
00:26:31I only used him to be my partner.
00:26:33I just wanted him to leave me alone.
00:26:35The theater is over.
00:26:36I will stop pretending.
00:26:37Thank you for the effort.
00:26:38Take this food as payment.
00:26:40All right, bye bye.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:44I knew I had to read my horoscope.
00:26:46Things are not that easy.
00:27:14Wee Wee.
00:27:17I miss you so much.
00:27:20Junk.
00:27:21Look at the weirdo
00:27:22he's been since he came back from the taekwondo.
00:27:26Hey, Jie.
00:27:27Jie, I'm talking to you.
00:27:30Stop dreaming.
00:27:31She is very beautiful and very noble.
00:27:34Do you think you can win her over?
00:27:38Listen to Pitufino.
00:27:39She is a very beautiful woman.
00:27:42Listen to Pitufino.
00:27:43She is a very beautiful woman.
00:27:44Do you think you can win her over?
00:27:46Do you think you can win her over?
00:27:51I told you.
00:27:52I will have that beautiful woman of my dreams.
00:27:55I will know everything about
00:27:56the practices of Kung Fu.
00:27:58I will be her national hero
00:28:00like Huo Yuanjia.
00:28:04I will be fast like Bruce Lee.
00:28:05I will be a legend.
00:28:07I repeat it to you because you are deaf.
00:28:09You are part of the crazy people of East Asia.
00:28:22Hey, Junk.
00:28:23Wake up.
00:28:29Is it raining?
00:28:30It's time to work.
00:28:33Jie.
00:28:34The clothes.
00:28:35It's raining.
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:40I saw it outside.
00:28:42I don't know.
00:28:45It wasn't that bad.
00:28:49Really?
00:28:50Did you see at least that pig?
00:28:54I didn't see that.
00:28:55You again.
00:28:57I had been feeling that I was being chased these days
00:28:59and it turns out that pig was you.
00:29:01No, no, no.
00:29:02I'm not a pig.
00:29:03I'm a pig hero.
00:29:04I mean, a Kung Fu legend.
00:29:05Stop talking nonsense.
00:29:06Tell me.
00:29:07Why do you follow me so much?
00:29:08What intentions do you have?
00:29:09Nothing.
00:29:10I don't have bad intentions.
00:29:11This city has become dangerous.
00:29:13There are too many cases of theft and abuse.
00:29:15I will use my Kung Fu to keep you safe.
00:29:18Hey, when did I believe that I need a hero?
00:29:21Even if the city is not safe,
00:29:23I practice Taekwondo to protect myself.
00:29:26Taekwondo is foreign.
00:29:27Nothing like Chinese Kung Fu.
00:29:29And you are a woman.
00:29:30If you are surrounded by many guys, you will not be able with all of them.
00:29:33Sir, are you a caveman?
00:29:35It's very immature.
00:29:36I'll make it very clear.
00:29:37Stop chasing me or I'll call the police.
00:29:41Wei Wei.
00:29:43I'm crazy about you.
00:29:46Do you like me that much?
00:29:48I don't care.
00:29:50Wei Wei.
00:29:51Can I make you give me your affection little by little?
00:29:53I will use my Kung Fu to touch your heart.
00:30:00Is that your Kung Fu?
00:30:01And you want to protect me like that?
00:30:08Yes.
00:30:28This dubbing was made by GVR Productions
00:30:31For Moxi Media Beijing Company
00:30:34LTD
00:30:35All rights reserved.
00:30:37Brothers.
00:30:38We're just acting.
00:30:39Don't hit me too hard.
00:30:42I'll be nice.
00:30:45How could you hit me?
00:30:49Help!
00:30:51Someone help me!
00:30:53Help me!
00:30:57Help me!
00:30:59Help me!
00:31:01Help!
00:31:05Help me!
00:31:13You filthy thugs.
00:31:14You only attack in groups.
00:31:15And that's how you call men?
00:31:24Wei Wei, my dear princess.
00:31:26Jin San Xiong?
00:31:29You learned well.
00:31:30You really won.
00:31:31Was this planned by you?
00:31:34That's right.
00:31:35I had to see if I really knew you.
00:31:37My beautiful lady Wei Wei.
00:31:39You're a miserable.
00:31:41Miserable?
00:31:42I've tried many times to get out with you.
00:31:44I've behaved very well.
00:31:46And I taught you what you know.
00:31:47Don't I deserve your heart?
00:31:49I know you behaved well with me.
00:31:51But I don't feel anything for you.
00:31:53Wei Wei.
00:31:54Be my wife.
00:31:55I promise to make you the richest and happiest woman in the world.
00:32:04What are you doing there?
00:32:05Catch her!
00:32:06Yes!
00:32:08What are you doing?
00:32:09Let me go!
00:32:10Let me go, you idiots!
00:32:12Cowards!
00:32:13Jin San Xiong.
00:32:14You're a jerk.
00:32:15You've always been a fraud.
00:32:17If you don't like me for the good things,
00:32:19you'll like me for the bad things.
00:32:27Put her on the floor!
00:32:29Come on, come on!
00:32:30Move!
00:32:31Let me go!
00:32:32Help!
00:32:33Take her hands off!
00:32:34It's that damn delivery man.
00:32:43You thugs.
00:32:46That one.
00:32:48Look, ugly face.
00:32:49I've had enough of your ugly face.
00:32:50I'll fix it in a jiffy.
00:32:52Clown.
00:32:53I've tolerated you enough.
00:32:54Today, I'll show you the power of Chinese Kung Fu.
00:33:03I'll finish you.
00:33:08That's it.
00:33:09What a good kick.
00:33:12Boss.
00:33:13You're very good.
00:33:14That's right.
00:33:15That idiot.
00:33:16He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:33:17How does he think he can beat you?
00:33:19Idiots, let him go.
00:33:20Again.
00:33:21Hit him again.
00:33:23Son of a bitch.
00:33:31Son of a bitch.
00:33:33Son of a bitch.
00:33:40Oh my God.
00:33:52Son!
00:33:53Son!
00:33:56Son!
00:34:02That's great!
00:34:03Great!
00:34:04It was amazing!
00:34:05Incredible!
00:34:07Idiot!
00:34:08Brother, let him go.
00:34:09He looks like he's dying.
00:34:11If the police arrive, we're done.
00:34:14Good.
00:34:16Boss.
00:34:17What about the girl I was going to play with?
00:34:18Play?
00:34:19Didn't you hear?
00:34:20Let's go.
00:34:21Let's go.
00:34:31Hey!
00:34:32Can you hear me?
00:34:33Wake up!
00:34:34Hey!
00:34:36I'll call an ambulance.
00:34:43Hello?
00:34:44Is this 120?
00:34:45I need an ambulance now.
00:34:51I need an ambulance now.
00:35:21Fuck!
00:35:52Fuck!
00:36:10No, Chie!
00:36:11Can't you leave him now?
00:36:15You haven't gone to work.
00:36:17If you continue like this, you'll have problems.
00:36:22Did you forget about the girl?
00:36:27Who was the one who said that...
00:36:30...it would be like Juan Feijón?
00:36:32Or did Juan Gia play?
00:36:34And Bruce Lee?
00:36:35A national legend.
00:36:38Look at yourself.
00:36:39You look like a crying caterpillar.
00:36:46Chie!
00:36:52Chie!
00:36:56You're just a cheap copy.
00:37:22This guy, Chie...
00:37:24...hasn't come to work for three days.
00:37:27The restaurant feels empty and silent.
00:37:32By the way, John...
00:37:34...you and Chie are good friends.
00:37:36Did something happen to him?
00:37:37No, he's resting at home.
00:37:39It's impossible.
00:37:40He got into a fight, didn't he?
00:37:43Liar!
00:37:44He must have been hurt.
00:37:45Isn't that right?
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:47I don't know.
00:37:48Liar!
00:37:49He must have been hurt.
00:37:50Isn't that right?
00:37:51Tell me, is he hurt?
00:37:52Yes or no?
00:37:55Gia is very good at Kung Fu.
00:37:57How could he be hurt?
00:37:59They're just scratches.
00:38:07John...
00:38:08...take care of that boy for me.
00:38:10That poor boy needs it.
00:38:15Do you think I don't know?
00:38:18Yes.
00:38:30Chie!
00:38:34What are you doing?
00:38:39Chie, someone came to visit you.
00:38:42Chie...
00:38:43...I'm leaving.
00:38:44Goodbye.
00:38:51Chie, do you feel better now?
00:38:53I'm better.
00:38:54Go ahead.
00:38:55Sorry for the mess.
00:38:56I wanted to thank you, Chie.
00:38:58Otherwise, I could have been...
00:39:02Thanks for what?
00:39:04I wanted to protect you...
00:39:05...but I just made a mistake.
00:39:07I'm sorry.
00:39:08I wanted to protect you...
00:39:09...but I just made a mistake.
00:39:12Don't say that.
00:39:13You helped me a lot.
00:39:15You freed me from danger.
00:39:17I helped you?
00:39:20I practiced hard.
00:39:21I trained hard.
00:39:23I imitated every movement...
00:39:24...of the Kung Fu movies.
00:39:27I trusted my abilities.
00:39:29I thought it was good...
00:39:31...that I could keep peace.
00:39:34But when the time came...
00:39:35...and I used my Kung Fu...
00:39:37...I felt weak...
00:39:38...weak...
00:39:39...impotent...
00:39:40...and defenseless.
00:39:41I'm useless.
00:39:42I am.
00:39:43Don't say that about yourself.
00:39:44You're really good.
00:39:46In my heart...
00:39:47...you're a legend.
00:39:49A legend?
00:39:52I'm just a guy without glory.
00:40:07I'm just a guy without glory.
00:40:30Grandpa, it's noon.
00:40:32Go home and eat first.
00:40:35Listen, G.
00:40:36We'll stay a little longer.
00:40:37I'm sure they'll come to buy something else.
00:40:39We'll be back in a while.
00:40:51Sir.
00:40:54Your...
00:40:55...protection fee must be paid.
00:40:58What?
00:40:59I don't understand.
00:41:00Old man, you must pay us.
00:41:03Don't you respect your elders?
00:41:06I paid last month.
00:41:07Do I have to pay this too?
00:41:09It's barely the end of the month.
00:41:15Last month is already past.
00:41:20It's only 20 yuan.
00:41:22And you refuse to pay.
00:41:24Last month it was 10 yuan.
00:41:26And this month it went up to 20, you say?
00:41:28It's a lot for me.
00:41:30The price goes up, yes.
00:41:31But the protection too.
00:41:33If you don't pay...
00:41:35...how are we going to eat today?
00:41:38There's no money.
00:41:43What are you doing?
00:41:45Stop him!
00:41:46Leave my grandpa alone!
00:41:47You're thugs!
00:41:49Leave him alone!
00:41:50I'm talking to you like we're fools!
00:41:52Leave him alone!
00:42:05Leave him alone!
00:42:36I'm the best here!
00:42:58I'm useless!
00:42:59I'm useless!
00:43:01I'm useless!
00:43:03I'm useless!
00:43:05I'm useless!
00:43:07I'm useless!
00:43:08I'm useless!
00:43:37I'm useless!
00:43:38I'm useless!
00:43:40I'm useless!
00:43:42I'm useless!
00:43:46Look, Jiye!
00:43:47My friend!
00:43:50You know, my friend.
00:43:51I ask you to lower your madness.
00:43:53It almost gave me a heart attack.
00:43:56You like Kung Fu movies, don't you?
00:43:58Stop.
00:43:59I'm not interested in any of that anymore.
00:44:01Not even Bruce Lee?
00:44:03Well, just a little bit.
00:44:05It's a lie.
00:44:07You're lying.
00:44:08Liar.
00:44:11I told you.
00:44:12I'm not interested in Kung Fu movies.
00:44:15I won't imitate Bruce Lee anymore.
00:44:18Do I look like a fan?
00:44:24Not anymore.
00:44:25If that's the case, G.E.,
00:44:27the movie I'll show you is a box office hit in the movies.
00:44:32What are you talking about?
00:44:33I won't watch it anyway.
00:44:36Fine.
00:44:37As you wish.
00:44:39In the movie, Bruce Lee is not the protagonist.
00:44:42But after watching it, you'll tell me three words.
00:44:45I love you.
00:44:49Shut up.
00:44:54I'm not interested in Kung Fu movies.
00:44:57I'm not worthy of using Kung Fu.
00:44:59I condemn myself to not practice Kung Fu anymore.
00:45:02I'm nobody.
00:45:03I'm a weakling.
00:45:06I'm trash.
00:45:07I'm useless.
00:45:09I didn't protect my goddess.
00:45:16Listen, G.E.
00:45:18In this movie, Bruce Lee is not the protagonist.
00:45:21But his teacher.
00:45:23His teacher?
00:45:24Why have I never heard of him?
00:45:25He...
00:45:28He calls himself...
00:45:30Littman.
00:45:33Littman.
00:45:34It sounds like a car brand.
00:45:36Which Littman?
00:45:37Get out of here.
00:45:38I want to sleep.
00:45:41I'll see her alone.
00:45:56Huh?
00:46:03What a speed!
00:46:05How good!
00:46:07It's very practical.
00:46:13What Kung Fu is that?
00:46:14I've seen a lot of movies.
00:46:16But nothing like this.
00:46:18It's impressive.
00:46:19Impressive.
00:46:24It's very good.
00:46:25Great.
00:46:29It's very Sartero.
00:46:30It looks very real.
00:46:32Great.
00:46:36Wow.
00:46:42I always imitated and practiced at random.
00:46:45It was arrogant.
00:46:47Believing I was a Kung Fu master.
00:46:49Dishonoring him.
00:46:50How stupid.
00:46:51This is real Kung Fu.
00:46:53The real Kung Fu.
00:46:54The useful Kung Fu.
00:47:03It's moving.
00:47:05It moves me.
00:47:14Wen Shuang.
00:47:15Dian Qingjie.
00:47:20This dubbing was made by GBR Productions for Moximedia Beijing Company Ltd.
00:47:26All rights reserved.
00:47:45No!
00:47:58Palm up.
00:48:00Finger up.
00:48:02Reinforce.
00:48:04Fingers up.
00:48:06Retreat.
00:48:14Retreat.
00:48:30Palm up.
00:48:31Fingers up.
00:48:32Slap.
00:48:33Death.
00:48:36Palm up.
00:48:37Slap.
00:48:38Like a hammer.
00:48:39Surprise attack.
00:48:40Amazing.
00:49:10What are you doing?
00:49:41Huh?
00:49:51Give up?
00:49:53I give up! I give up! I give up!
00:49:55Boss.
00:49:56Get up.
00:50:00Boss. Are you okay?
00:50:01Yes. Yes.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:04Now society needs people like you.
00:50:06That are fair and have a warrior spirit.
00:50:08I'm very proud to have you.
00:50:11Now go wash up.
00:50:12Yes.
00:50:39Wow!
00:50:42Boss. Are you okay?
00:50:43Yes. Let me down.
00:50:44Oh yes.
00:50:54Let's continue.
00:51:08Let's go.
00:51:39Let's go.
00:52:05Give me all the money.
00:52:06Sir.
00:52:07You...
00:52:08Are you kidding me?
00:52:10Crazy.
00:52:11Give me all the money.
00:52:12Mom! Help me!
00:52:19Call the police.
00:52:20Oh right.
00:52:21The police will call.
00:52:28Hey sir!
00:52:29Could you tell me your name?
00:52:31I'm Leifem.
00:52:34Leifem?
00:52:36Yes.
00:52:44Mommy.
00:52:45Why haven't you come for me yet?
00:52:47Where did you go?
00:52:56Look at the little one.
00:52:57Go get her.
00:52:58Yes.
00:53:00Hey little one.
00:53:02Do you want a candy?
00:53:03I have many more.
00:53:04Mommy says I shouldn't take food from strangers.
00:53:08You're very adorable little one.
00:53:11I'll get the wrapper for you.
00:53:15Thank you sir.
00:53:16Uh-huh.
00:53:20Mommy!
00:53:22Don't move.
00:53:23Start the car.
00:53:25She's unconscious.
00:53:32Little one. Are you okay?
00:53:33Yes.
00:53:34Good.
00:53:35Lucian!
00:53:36Lucian! Where are you?
00:53:37Mommy is looking for you!
00:53:39Here's your little one.
00:53:40Here.
00:53:42Thank you for finding her.
00:53:43It's nothing.
00:53:44Ma'am.
00:53:45Don't leave your little one alone.
00:53:46There are sick people with bad intentions.
00:53:48You're right.
00:53:49Thank you sir.
00:53:50Let's thank her.
00:53:51Thank you very much sir.
00:53:52Little one.
00:53:53It's nothing.
00:53:54It's my job.
00:53:55Goodbye.
00:54:04Hey.
00:54:05I'm here. It's been a long day, don't you think?
00:54:07A perfect day for you to show me the valuable treasure.
00:54:10The one you got at the auction costs 300,000 yuan.
00:54:14It's a little expensive, isn't it?
00:54:17It's not just 300,000.
00:54:19I can sell it for up to 800,000.
00:54:21800,000?
00:54:22I haven't seen how the treasure looks like.
00:54:25Let me see it. Take it out.
00:54:26Do you want to see it?
00:54:29There's no one there. Let's go.
00:54:34Come on, show me.
00:54:36I'm coming.
00:54:48Why does the treasure look like grandma's?
00:54:50Grandma?
00:54:51It's worth more and it's uglier.
00:54:53The emperor of the Qing dynasty used it.
00:54:57Let me see it again.
00:54:59Let me see it again.
00:55:02Put it back.
00:55:03Don't let them steal it.
00:55:05Put it back.
00:55:08My precious, catch that thief.
00:55:12Someone, catch him.
00:55:17Proud.
00:55:25Hurry, after him.
00:55:29Hurry.
00:55:36Friend, are you tired?
00:55:42Spare my life, please.
00:55:44You won't take it.
00:55:47Gentlemen, this is yours.
00:55:48My precious.
00:55:49Thank you, friend.
00:55:50It's nothing, it's my job.
00:55:52Gentlemen, I'm leaving.
00:55:55Hey, tell me your name.
00:55:57I'm Lei Feng.
00:56:00Lei Feng?
00:56:02Wasn't Lei Feng dead?
00:56:06Nana, did you find out?
00:56:08About what?
00:56:09Last night, a few hours before dawn, another horrible robbery and murder took place.
00:56:13John, can you stop talking about that kind of thing?
00:56:16Sit down.
00:56:18And guess what?
00:56:20The poor guy was stabbed 20 times.
00:56:2220 times, and they took everything.
00:56:24And that's not all.
00:56:25There's more?
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:28Some of his teeth were ripped off.
00:56:30Teeth?
00:56:31Yes.
00:56:32The front teeth.
00:56:34They were made of gold.
00:56:36Thank you, sir.
00:56:37If I had money, I wouldn't hesitate to give it to you.
00:56:38No, I'm telling you.
00:56:40Those murderers are crazy.
00:56:42Now, how am I supposed to go home after work?
00:56:46Don't worry, I can go with you.
00:56:47I'll be your faithful servant.
00:56:50It's time to work.
00:56:51It's time to work.
00:56:56What are you looking at?
00:56:57To work?
00:56:58Yes.
00:57:00Who's the boss?
00:57:21Quiet.
00:57:22Give me all the money.
00:57:23Calm down.
00:57:24We can't talk.
00:57:25Of course.
00:57:26Let's negotiate over there.
00:57:28Quick.
00:57:30Now, give me the money.
00:57:31Come on.
00:57:32Give it to me.
00:57:33Fine, fine.
00:57:34I'll give it to you.
00:57:35Wait.
00:57:36Give me everything.
00:57:39Only 100?
00:57:40Do you think I look like a beggar?
00:57:41No.
00:57:42No.
00:57:43No.
00:57:44No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46No.
00:57:47No.
00:57:48No.
00:57:49No.
00:57:50Do you think I look like a beggar?
00:57:51Friend.
00:57:52Do you think I'm a beginner?
00:57:54Come on.
00:57:55Give me the money.
00:57:56I want everything in your bag.
00:57:57Fine.
00:57:58I'll give it to you.
00:57:59Now, hurry up.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:01Give me your bag.
00:58:02Give it to me.
00:58:03Give it to me now, man.
00:58:05Sir, can I go now?
00:58:09Give me your card.
00:58:10Come on.
00:58:11But that's all I have left.
00:58:12I have family and children.
00:58:13Very fair to those like you.
00:58:14You've seen a lot of movies.
00:58:16Stop your drama.
00:58:17What's the password?
00:58:18Speak quickly.
00:58:19Sir, I forgot the password.
00:58:20Did you forget it?
00:58:21Because it's looking very bad.
00:58:22Don't you want to live anymore?
00:58:24Friend, I don't remember.
00:58:25Shut up and die.
00:58:34Stop.
00:58:35Forgive me.
00:58:36You'll be a good man.
00:58:37I swear, I swear.
00:58:38Get out of here.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46But it's 10.
00:58:47What?
00:58:48Don't tell me you're the one who's been fighting for the good,
00:58:50the news hero.
00:58:51No, sir.
00:58:52You're confusing me.
00:58:53I'm not...
00:58:54that guy who says...
00:58:56Of course not.
00:58:57Every hero wears armor.
00:58:58With helmet and mask.
00:58:59You don't wear it.
00:59:01It wouldn't be right to wear a mask.
00:59:04Yeah, leave the nonsense.
00:59:05I know you're...
00:59:06I already told you I'm not.
00:59:07Oh, no?
00:59:08Then who are you?
00:59:09I am...
00:59:10the warrior Leifen.
00:59:13I'm very proud that you work for me.
00:59:17I love you.
00:59:41Freeze!
00:59:42Oh, no! Please!
00:59:43I'll shoot if you move!
00:59:44Help!
00:59:45Shut up!
00:59:46Shut up!
00:59:47Stop screaming!
00:59:48You'd better shut up!
00:59:50Help!
00:59:56Call the police.
00:59:58Yes, I will.
01:00:02Sir, please don't go!
01:00:03Take a picture with me, okay?
01:00:05Maybe another day.
01:00:07Give me your autograph!
01:00:16I love you.
01:00:31It's so beautiful.
01:00:33Yeah, go to the sea again.
01:00:34It makes me very happy.
01:00:36From now on,
01:00:37I won't be a coward or a fool.
01:00:40Let's go see the seal.
01:00:41Yes.
01:00:42Let's go.
01:00:43Be careful.
01:00:46It's so beautiful.
01:00:49Oh, what a beautiful flower.
01:00:52It smells good.
01:00:53Smell it.
01:00:56It's true.
01:00:59I'll teach you, Wenchuan.
01:01:01Thanks to the waters...
01:01:02Hit!
01:01:03Hit!
01:01:04Hit!
01:01:05Hit!
01:01:06Hit!
01:01:07Hit!
01:01:08Hit!
01:01:09No.
01:01:10This is more Taekwondo.
01:01:14Show me what you've got.
01:01:15Wenchuan!
01:01:16Lickman!
01:01:17Palm up, hand down, surprise attack!
01:01:19Hit me!
01:01:20You're such a fool!
01:01:28Very good.
01:01:29Watch your steps.
01:01:32Very good, beautiful.
01:01:34How beautiful.
01:01:39So beautiful.
01:01:49One, two, three.
01:01:56We're here.
01:01:57Take a hot shower and get some sleep.
01:01:59Aren't you going to stay a while?
01:02:01I'd like to, but I have to deliver food.
01:02:04It's okay.
01:02:05Take care.
01:02:06See you.
01:02:07See you.
01:02:14He's really enjoying it.
01:02:16He stole the girl you like.
01:02:18Put her in the car.
01:02:19Yes.
01:02:38Wait, wait.
01:02:39He's not answering his phone.
01:02:42What's going on?
01:02:49Oh, yeah.
01:02:50It's been two hours.
01:02:51Can you tell us what's going on?
01:02:53Well, my goddess has disappeared.
01:02:55I haven't heard from her since yesterday.
01:02:57She hasn't responded at all.
01:02:59I don't know where she is.
01:03:01I'm worried.
01:03:04I'm worried.
01:03:05Don't worry.
01:03:08She...
01:03:09She's probably kidnapped.
01:03:12Enough with the nonsense.
01:03:14I'll protect her with a lot of care.
01:03:16How could they kidnap her?
01:03:18It's impossible.
01:03:19Just bullshit.
01:03:36Huh?
01:03:39Hello?
01:03:40Hello, dwarf.
01:03:41Are you desperate to see your goddess?
01:03:43Jin Sanxion.
01:03:45You're a bastard.
01:03:46What did you do to Weiwei?
01:03:49Do you want to hear your beautiful goddess scream?
01:03:52Bastard.
01:03:55Uncle, help me!
01:03:56Weiwei!
01:03:57Weiwei!
01:03:58I'm going to save you!
01:04:00Doesn't it sound beautiful?
01:04:01Jin Sanxion.
01:04:02If you touch her hair,
01:04:04I'll break your face!
01:04:06We're in the mansion behind the mountains.
01:04:08Good.
01:04:16Your little legend is coming to save you.
01:04:31Brother, it's him.
01:04:32He's here.
01:04:34Go kill him.
01:04:35Yes.
01:05:05Brother, where are you coming from?
01:05:13Weiwei!
01:05:14Uncle!
01:05:17Jin Sanxion.
01:05:34Uncle!
01:05:40Uncle, watch out!
01:06:04Uncle!
01:06:34Jin Sanxion.
01:06:36Very well.
01:06:37Leave him to me.
01:06:42Poor idiot.
01:06:45Well, friend.
01:06:46It's been a long time.
01:06:47I see you've progressed.
01:06:48These days, even an idiot changes his life.
01:06:51The miserable distributor became the hero.
01:06:54Clown.
01:06:55Stop playing.
01:06:57Today, you're dead.
01:06:59I regret not killing you when I could.
01:07:01I'll make you pay and much more.
01:07:05Uncle!
01:07:08Jin Sanxion!
01:07:09Enough!
01:07:27The legendary Wing Chun is a farce.
01:07:30Jin Sanxion!
01:07:31Leave him!
01:07:32Uncle!
01:07:34Uncle!
01:07:40You thugs!
01:07:41Leave him!
01:07:42With that Kung Fu,
01:07:43are you going to protect me?
01:07:47Poor little coward.
01:07:48And poorly paid employee.
01:07:50Do you think you can do it?
01:07:51Do you think you can achieve it?
01:08:05Come.
01:08:06Come.
01:08:34Come, boss.
01:08:37Uncle!
01:08:38Jin Sanxion!
01:08:39Don't be stupid.
01:08:40Stop!
01:08:41If I can't have her,
01:08:42then neither can you.
01:08:45Psychopath.
01:08:49Jin Sanxion.
01:08:50What do you want?
01:08:52Just say it.
01:08:54You'll kneel.
01:08:55You'll do three reverences.
01:08:57And you'll leave this city.
01:08:59Jin, don't do it.
01:09:03Wei Wei.
01:09:06I love you.
01:09:09Uncle, please don't.
01:09:32Uncle!
01:09:34Uncle!
01:09:36Uncle!
01:09:43Wei Wei.
01:09:44It's all over.
01:09:45You're safe.
01:09:46Yes.
01:09:50Let's go home.
01:09:53Let's go.
01:10:02Legendary Wing Chun!
01:10:03We love you!
01:10:04Let's go!
01:10:05When will Legendary Wing Chun come out?
01:10:07We love you!
01:10:08Why isn't it out yet?
01:10:13It's a beautiful day.
01:10:16Legendary Wing Chun!
01:10:17It's the sun!
01:10:18I want it!
01:10:19I want it!
01:10:20A photo!
01:10:21Please!
01:10:22A photo!
01:10:23I brought you these flowers.
01:10:24Come.
01:10:25Yes!
01:10:26Please!
01:10:27One by one.
01:10:28Don't be afraid to do it, mom.
01:10:29Wei Wei.
01:10:30I'll do it first.
01:10:31Wei Wei.
01:10:32Pull here.
01:10:33Wei Wei.
01:10:35Wei Wei.
01:10:36You're here.
01:10:37Yes.
01:10:38I see you're famous.
01:10:39Congratulations.
01:10:40Well, but we could be famous together.
01:10:45Let's go inside.
01:10:46Okay.
01:10:50Brother.
01:10:51He's Wing Chun.
01:10:54Are you the legend they're talking about?
01:11:00This is me.
01:11:01What do you want?
01:11:02A photo?
01:11:03No problem.
01:11:06It's a pleasure.
01:11:09We heard you have good Wing Chun skills.
01:11:12So we came from Thailand to be able to fight you.
01:11:16Very well.
01:11:17No problem.
01:11:18Let me put on my super suit before I fight.
01:11:22What kind of joke is that?
01:11:24A suit to fight?
01:11:26Are you afraid?
01:11:29Fine.
01:11:30I'll fight without my fighting suit.
01:11:33Come on.
01:11:36Okay.
01:11:37I'll fight.
01:11:41You're not afraid yet.
01:11:42Yes, I fight very well.
01:11:45Go inside.
01:11:47Be careful.
01:11:48I'll be fine.
01:11:49Fight! Fight! Fight!
01:11:51Fight! Fight! Fight!
01:11:52Fight! Fight! Fight!
01:11:53Fight! Fight! Fight!
01:11:54Fight!
01:11:55Fight!
01:11:56Fight!
01:11:57Fight!
01:12:03Legendary Wing Chun.
01:12:05Is that all?
01:12:15Oh no!
01:12:25Come on! You can do it!
01:12:26You can do it!
01:12:27You can do it!
01:12:28Come on!
01:12:29Come on!
01:12:30You can do it!
01:12:31You can do it!
01:12:32You can do it!
01:12:33Come on!
01:12:34You can do it!
01:13:03No!
01:13:04Hero Wing Chun!
01:13:05No!
01:13:06Your skills don't deserve praise.
01:13:09You're nothing.
01:13:12Jie!
01:13:13Are you okay?
01:13:14Jie!
01:13:15Weiwei.
01:13:17I lost again.
01:13:19It's okay.
01:13:20What matters to me is your health.
01:13:33This dubbing was made by GBR Productions for Moxie Media Beijing Company Ltd.
01:13:39All rights reserved.
01:14:32The End.