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00:05:52Mom?
00:05:53Mom?
00:05:56Mom?
00:05:58Mom?
00:06:00Mom, if you don't sit up, they're gonna call an ambulance.
00:06:05Sit up.
00:06:08Sit up.
00:06:18Thanks.
00:06:19She's okay.
00:06:37You okay?
00:06:46You okay?
00:06:48You okay?
00:06:50You okay?
00:07:03Hello?
00:07:04Matthew?
00:07:06Henry?
00:07:08Dad took off, and Mom had some sort of breakdown or something.
00:07:13I just thought that you should know.
00:07:15Oh. Okay.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:20Later.
00:07:22Wha-
00:07:24♪
00:07:49Henry!
00:07:51You know, if you ever need somebody to talk to, I'm available.
00:07:54Well, I'm fine.
00:07:56Okay. How's your mother?
00:07:58How's she doing? You know, I can stop by the house.
00:08:01Well, she's out of town.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:05Well, you know where to find me.
00:08:07♪
00:08:10Fucking ministers.
00:08:14Seen you twice in the last three days.
00:08:17Yeah. Well, it's been a shit week.
00:08:21Yeah?
00:08:23Can I make it, uh, 50 over?
00:08:26Get some cash back?
00:08:28You're paying me with your mom's check?
00:08:30Yeah, she's not gonna notice.
00:08:33Ah, I'll tell you what.
00:08:36If you want cash, I could use someone to help me mow.
00:08:40I got a bigger customer base this summer.
00:08:42What do you say? 12 bucks an hour?
00:08:45Free tan? What else you got going on?
00:08:48Not a whole lot.
00:08:50Sweet. Meet me out front in the morning at 9.
00:08:52Don't be late.
00:08:54Tardiness is a sign of a selfish man.
00:08:56Heh.
00:08:58Keep this. Take it out of your first paycheck.
00:09:01And I'll let you buy weed with the family funds.
00:09:04And what family?
00:09:06♪
00:09:37I'm supposed to give these to you.
00:09:39Oh, thank you.
00:09:42Uh, why?
00:09:47Because your mom went crazy.
00:09:53Hey.
00:09:55Are those Toll House cookies?
00:09:57Mm-hmm.
00:09:59Oh, my God.
00:10:01Oh, my God.
00:10:03Toll House cookies?
00:10:06Sweet!
00:10:11She's just a kid, man.
00:10:13Heh.
00:10:15Let's pack up.
00:10:18♪
00:10:21♪
00:10:52You know they say that people that meet in grocery stores
00:10:55usually fall in love at first sight?
00:10:57Oh, it's a good thing we met at the party.
00:10:59Ooh.
00:11:02That's it?
00:11:04God, I had so much hope for you.
00:11:07Oh, wait a sec.
00:11:09I don't even know your name.
00:11:11If you told me that one night at the party,
00:11:13I was kind of shit-faced.
00:11:15Bet.
00:11:17Bet? Bet what?
00:11:19Bet Mac.
00:11:21I'm Henry.
00:11:23Yeah, I figured.
00:11:25Since that's what everyone was chanting
00:11:27when you wet yourself that night.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:31I can't believe I haven't talked to you before.
00:11:34How long have you lived here?
00:11:36About a month.
00:11:38Yeah? Where'd you move from?
00:11:40Pick a state.
00:11:42I've seen most of them.
00:11:50♪
00:11:56Strike two.
00:12:07Make yourself at home.
00:12:10So what are you doing for the Fourth of July?
00:12:13Well, I suppose I could hang out with you,
00:12:16but you'd probably leave in the middle without any explanation.
00:12:19I won't. I promise.
00:12:21Then I guess...
00:12:23we're watching fireworks.
00:12:30Mom?
00:12:32♪
00:12:47Mom?
00:12:49♪
00:13:07Hey.
00:13:09Hey.
00:13:13What are you doing here?
00:13:15You called me.
00:13:17You didn't have to come home. I...
00:13:20I don't have any summer classes or anything.
00:13:24So...
00:13:26Well, um, yeah,
00:13:28don't expect anything to be the way it used to be.
00:13:32It's not.
00:13:36It's never that good anyway.
00:13:38♪
00:14:09♪
00:14:23Oh, no! It's not lighting!
00:14:25Hold it in.
00:14:27There you go! Oh!
00:14:29♪
00:14:32Hey.
00:14:34♪
00:14:38Oh, wow.
00:14:40You look so good framing sparkles.
00:14:43You know, people tell me that all the time.
00:14:46Um...
00:14:48let's go over there.
00:14:50I've got the best view.
00:14:52She has a crush on you.
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:56♪
00:15:02♪
00:15:06Okay, biggest fear?
00:15:08Zombies. Yours?
00:15:10Thunder.
00:15:12Favorite color?
00:15:14Rainbow.
00:15:16I don't think that's a color.
00:15:18Yeah, it is. It's seven colors in one.
00:15:20Most embarrassing moment?
00:15:22The night we met. I was kind of an idiot.
00:15:24I wish I knew you in third grade.
00:15:26Why?
00:15:28So you live with your parents?
00:15:31With my mom.
00:15:33Me, too.
00:15:35Dad off at the jackass convention with mine.
00:15:38Yeah, something like that.
00:15:42So someone told me
00:15:44that you were, like,
00:15:46the Babe Ruth of your team.
00:15:49Not really.
00:15:51No?
00:15:53I played baseball, but I quit last season.
00:15:55How come?
00:15:58I just felt like it.
00:16:00You just felt like it? You just, like, woke up one day
00:16:02and you're like, I don't like baseball.
00:16:04Pretty much.
00:16:06♪
00:16:10Oh!
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:14♪
00:16:22♪
00:16:25♪
00:16:29Good.
00:16:31Now that's over with.
00:16:33What?
00:16:35First kiss.
00:16:37Always keep waiting for it.
00:16:45Uh, is your mom gonna get pissed
00:16:47if we mess up the kitchen?
00:16:49Oh, she's away on a trip.
00:16:51Here, you sit.
00:16:54I'm gonna make you something good.
00:16:58You can really cook?
00:17:00Midnight snack is my specialty.
00:17:02Okay, I'm guessing this isn't you.
00:17:06That's my brother.
00:17:08He's got all the brains.
00:17:10Oh, God, that's right, because you're just a dumb stoner
00:17:12who hates baseball.
00:17:14Pancakes!
00:17:16Ta-da!
00:17:18Really? You're to-dying pancakes?
00:17:20I hate to break it to you,
00:17:22but frozen waffles, pretty much the same thing,
00:17:24ten times easier to make.
00:17:26I've got waffles.
00:17:32Waffles.
00:17:36I would say that this makes us soulmates,
00:17:38but if your soulmate
00:17:40is determined by a frozen waffle,
00:17:42then we're all pretty much screwed,
00:17:44aren't we?
00:17:48Bet, Mac, you did not just do that.
00:17:50Oh, yeah, I did.
00:17:52No, no, no, not me, not me, not me!
00:17:58What happened? I heard noises, so...
00:18:00Hey!
00:18:02Oh, hey!
00:18:04Bet, your brother
00:18:06just ordered me a pancake serve.
00:18:08Is he always such a jerk?
00:18:10Jerk.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:32Oh, my God.
00:18:34All of the petty things
00:18:36that I couldn't do
00:18:38All of the plastic on my shoulder
00:18:40Whoa, I didn't ever show
00:18:42I let it go, so I listen
00:18:44while I'm told
00:18:46Sit back, don't think
00:18:48I get high, take a drink
00:18:50Sit back, don't think
00:18:52The more I listen
00:18:54the deeper I sink
00:18:56Oh, I go higher
00:18:58And I say, oh, oh, oh
00:19:00I go higher
00:19:02What was that?
00:19:04Four, maybe five seconds?
00:19:08I'm sorry.
00:19:10Sorry? Wrong answer. Give me your hand.
00:19:12Come on.
00:19:14Okay, so...
00:19:16Feel that spot right there?
00:19:20Remember that spot.
00:19:22Hopefully you'll be seeing
00:19:24a little bit.
00:19:32Oh, my God.
00:19:36Good Lord.
00:19:44Ah, I lied.
00:19:48What?
00:19:50My mom's not away.
00:19:52Where is she?
00:19:56She's in the next room.
00:19:58Oh, my...
00:20:00Shh.
00:20:02The walls are thick.
00:20:04Ah.
00:20:10She hasn't gotten up for a while.
00:20:14How long's a while?
00:20:18A few weeks.
00:20:20About how long
00:20:22your dad's been gone.
00:20:26Yeah.
00:20:30They always go out with a bang.
00:20:32Don't they?
00:20:36Yes, they do.
00:20:50Hey!
00:20:52It was so nice meeting you.
00:20:54I'm late for work.
00:20:56I'll see you later, okay?
00:21:00See ya!
00:21:02Bye!
00:21:10Did you sleep out here?
00:21:12Well, you were, um...
00:21:14So I just...
00:21:16Dude, you don't need to sleep on the porch
00:21:18just because I have a girl in the house.
00:21:20Well, she left her gum in the kitchen.
00:21:22So what? Are you the gum police?
00:21:24It's unsanitary.
00:21:30Oh, motherfucker.
00:21:38What, are you spying on us?
00:21:40What did you think you were gonna see?
00:21:42Look, I just wanted to see how...
00:21:44Why don't you go inside and see
00:21:46what you're screwing around has done to her?
00:21:48Look, I don't want...
00:21:50Go fucking look at her.
00:22:00Oh, that was...
00:22:02productive.
00:22:04Shut up.
00:22:06Henry, do you want him to come back
00:22:08or do you want him to stay away?
00:22:14I want him to go fuck himself.
00:22:24I'm going to the store later.
00:22:26If you need anything, call me.
00:22:28I'm going to the store later.
00:22:30If you need anything...
00:22:34Quinoa, kelp, smelt.
00:22:38Oh, no.
00:22:40I'm not dead.
00:22:42I'm just reevaluating.
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:58Hey, Harvard.
00:23:00What?
00:23:02I almost didn't recognize you
00:23:04without your little PJs on.
00:23:06Did Henry tell you that I work here?
00:23:08No, actually...
00:23:10No, he did not.
00:23:12Well, let's see what you got here.
00:23:14Millet, vitamin C,
00:23:16vitamin D,
00:23:18vitamin C,
00:23:20vitamin D,
00:23:22vitamin C,
00:23:24vitamin D,
00:23:26What have you got here?
00:23:28Millet, vitamin C,
00:23:30shampoo.
00:23:32Dry hair.
00:23:34Yes, try this.
00:23:36It's got, like, rattlesnake jizz
00:23:38or something in it.
00:23:40I don't know. It's supposed to work miracles.
00:23:42Okay, I'm going to pay now.
00:23:44Whoa, hold on. You only got, like, half your stuff.
00:23:46Okay, soy milk is over there.
00:23:48I'll grab your colon cleanse.
00:23:50No, that's not for me.
00:23:52Oh, don't worry. I'm an expert.
00:23:54I mean, you could, but it wouldn't be pretty.
00:23:56And you don't strike me as the type who likes to poop in public.
00:24:02All right.
00:24:04Got your colon cleanse?
00:24:06Let's bring you up, buttercup.
00:24:08Awesome.
00:24:18Let me know how it all goes.
00:24:20It's your colon.
00:24:24Okay.
00:24:48You miss me?
00:24:50You have no idea.
00:24:54I think someone still owes me
00:24:56a couple bone orgasms.
00:25:42I think that I like you
00:25:44a lot, Bet Max.
00:25:46I think
00:25:48you do, too.
00:25:50What would you like to do with your life,
00:25:52Henry Iris?
00:25:54Well, that's a good question, Bet.
00:25:56I think that I would like to do
00:25:58this.
00:26:00And that.
00:26:02Lots and lots of that.
00:26:04Seriously?
00:26:10What would I like to do
00:26:12with the rest of my life?
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:18What would you like to do with the rest of your life?
00:26:22Well,
00:26:24I'd like to save the whales,
00:26:26cure cancer,
00:26:28and make lots and lots of waffles.
00:26:32I'm not sure what I'm supposed
00:26:34to do yet.
00:26:38I think I'd like to figure it out with you.
00:26:52Okay.
00:27:18Wow.
00:27:20I didn't know anyone was down here.
00:27:24Who are you?
00:27:26I'm Henry's new girlfriend.
00:27:28I'm sorry.
00:27:30I didn't mean to scare you.
00:27:32My mom is telling me that I scare her
00:27:34all the time,
00:27:36because I don't make any noise when I move.
00:27:38Maybe I should wear some bells or something.
00:27:42I'm Bet, by the way.
00:27:44I'm guessing you're
00:27:46Henry's mom.
00:27:48Acosta.
00:27:50Henry was saying that you were having
00:27:52a bad time.
00:27:54I didn't realize it was so bad.
00:27:56Well, I wasn't expecting to see anybody.
00:27:58Oh, my God, no. Don't apologize.
00:28:00I'm the one that just, like,
00:28:02suddenly appears in your kitchen at three in the morning.
00:28:04You know what?
00:28:06My mom, she did the complete
00:28:08opposite when my dad cut off on her.
00:28:10She started wearing slutty clothes,
00:28:12got her hair dyed, her belly button
00:28:14pierced.
00:28:16I think I'm the better thing.
00:28:18You know? Freak out right off the top.
00:28:20Get it out of the way.
00:28:22Tell you, though,
00:28:24when my mom did hit bottom,
00:28:26you were looking
00:28:28like a supermodel
00:28:30compared to her.
00:28:32Mm-hmm. Damn.
00:28:34You know, just stay in bed until the pain checks out.
00:28:38It won't be long, though.
00:28:40I can tell you.
00:28:42You're on the upswing.
00:28:44He forgot to take his rabbit's foot.
00:28:52Yeah, I know it's silly.
00:28:54It's just a goddamn keychain.
00:28:56But I think he would've
00:28:58wanted it.
00:29:00What's up with you and this bat chick?
00:29:02How'd you hear about that?
00:29:04Small town. People talk.
00:29:06Yeah, no shit.
00:29:08Is she...
00:29:10hot?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:14She's nice.
00:29:16Nice?
00:29:18She's nice.
00:29:20Oh, my God. This is serious.
00:29:22You're really into her?
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:26She's hot.
00:29:28She's... Oh, my God, this is serious.
00:29:30You're really into this bat girl?
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:34Okay. Where can I get you?
00:29:36I'll have draft.
00:29:38There you go.
00:29:40Thanks.
00:29:44Holy shit.
00:29:46You sure have grown up,
00:29:48haven't you?
00:29:50Yeah. I guess.
00:29:52Wow, I remember when you were
00:29:54just the pervy little freshman in gym class
00:29:56Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.
00:30:02I hope she doesn't mind.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:08I'm Janine, in case you forgot.
00:30:13I'll see you around, Henry.
00:30:22Oh, my God. Dude.
00:30:24Go get her.
00:30:26Nope.
00:30:27Oh, really? Oh, my God.
00:30:28No.
00:30:29This is serious. You really like this bad girl.
00:30:31Oh, come on.
00:30:32Ah!
00:30:33Slow down.
00:30:34No, it's great.
00:30:35Easy, old timer.
00:30:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:53You slept out here?
00:30:56Yeah.
00:31:00Yeah, I was waiting for Beth.
00:31:03But she never came.
00:31:06I think that you should tell me
00:31:09if she's going to be spending a lot of time here,
00:31:11and then if she is, I think we should work out
00:31:13some kind of schedule.
00:31:16Why do we need a schedule?
00:31:18She's very disruptive.
00:31:22What the fuck is there to disrupt?
00:31:25This place was like a tomb until you came home.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:32My mother is driving me crazy.
00:31:37There's luggage.
00:31:39Why does she have luggage?
00:31:41I cannot deal with her.
00:31:43What happened?
00:31:45Can I just stay here?
00:31:47Yeah.
00:31:48Huh?
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:52Of course you can.
00:31:57Hey.
00:32:01Hey.
00:32:05When I had once or twice
00:32:10Oh
00:32:16I was a cold, cold boy
00:32:23Oh, when I lie with you.
00:32:28The man of my life.
00:32:31Ooh.
00:32:32Ooh.
00:32:33Hey.
00:32:39Got you in the butt.
00:32:40Got you in the butt.
00:32:53Rise and shine.
00:32:54Maybe just, you know, sit up and twinkle.
00:32:55No need to overexert.
00:32:56I don't watch TV.
00:32:57Oh, it is never too late to start.
00:32:58I would recommend you start with, you know, like a few talk shows, then work your way
00:33:17up to a good, healthy soap addiction.
00:33:20Steam kale?
00:33:21Really?
00:33:22This is not depression food.
00:33:24Matthew really needs to get with the program, because we are in DEF CON 3, people.
00:33:29Be it Springer's Snack Food, Trash Makes, I'm going to get some Cheetos, because you
00:33:33know what?
00:33:34Today's goal is to be bloated and brain-dead.
00:33:36Bye, noon.
00:33:37I'm serious.
00:33:38I want you, like, five pounds overweight by the time I get home from work.
00:33:44Hmm?
00:33:45You know I live here now, right?
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:52Okay.
00:34:02Oh.
00:34:04What was your mom like?
00:34:07Like, before?
00:34:09She made me feel safe.
00:34:13She came to all my games.
00:34:16She cut my hair, made brownies, gave me advice.
00:34:22Girl advice?
00:34:25Ew.
00:34:27Oh, what girls?
00:34:28You're the only girl I know.
00:34:30The best girl you know.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:36I just, I wish that you knew my mom back when she was normal.
00:34:42Your mom is plenty normal.
00:34:45Okay, being sad doesn't mean you're crazy.
00:34:47Being crazy means you're crazy.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:51Yeah, what's the difference?
00:34:53Trust me.
00:34:55Once you seem crazy, you never forget what it looks like.
00:35:00Ever.
00:35:03Henry!
00:35:05It's time for work!
00:35:17Your yard looks like shit, amigo.
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:21Well, talked to my dad.
00:35:23He used to mow it.
00:35:25Not gonna pick up his fucking slack.
00:35:49Fuck.
00:36:05Henry?
00:36:10Henry!
00:36:13How are you?
00:36:14Oh, I'm fine.
00:36:16Is your, uh...
00:36:17Is your mother still away?
00:36:19Uh, she's home.
00:36:21Oh.
00:36:22Okay, well...
00:36:24If you need anything, let me know.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:28Uh, you should probably take that joint out of your pocket
00:36:31before it burns your dick off.
00:36:47Apparently,
00:36:50every week on this show,
00:36:52someone inexplicably comes down with hyperthermia
00:36:55and has to get naked with their sworn enemy,
00:36:57which they just happen to have
00:36:59amazing sexual chemistry with
00:37:02in order to stay alive.
00:37:04You are not gonna die.
00:37:05You're going to live.
00:37:06Oh.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:09I find that rather
00:37:11convenient.
00:37:12Convenient.
00:37:17So, um...
00:37:21It's my birthday.
00:37:27It is?
00:37:36I'm sorry, Matty.
00:37:39I forgot.
00:37:42No, it's just...
00:37:44I was thinking about those birthday hats
00:37:47that you always used to make me
00:37:48and I was thinking about how I never
00:37:50appreciated them much
00:37:53and thought maybe I
00:37:55could have been a nicer kid.
00:38:02No.
00:38:05I should have been a better mother.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:40Hey.
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:44Oh, my God.
00:38:46Your dad was, uh,
00:38:47kind of a hippie when he was young.
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:51Yeah, I guess.
00:38:52Look at that photo of him upstairs.
00:38:53He's all
00:38:54normal
00:38:55and dad-like.
00:38:57I wonder why people do that.
00:39:00Do what?
00:39:01Change.
00:39:03Is that his art studio?
00:39:04That back?
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08Yeah, it was his art studio.
00:39:10Let's go check it out.
00:39:12No.
00:39:13How come?
00:39:15Because
00:39:16I could think of about
00:39:17a thousand better things to do.
00:39:18Oh, yeah?
00:39:19Like what?
00:39:21Ooh.
00:39:22We can have a nooner?
00:39:23Ooh.
00:39:24I gotta get all I can
00:39:25while you can still stay in me.
00:39:26Ooh.
00:39:28I'm so cool.
00:39:30Marco, don't let me die.
00:39:32I will not let you die,
00:39:33hot desiccant.
00:39:40I saw some old pictures
00:39:42of you downstairs.
00:39:45You are hiding
00:39:46quite the rack
00:39:47underneath that shirt.
00:39:49Might want to
00:39:50think about letting the ladies
00:39:51see the sun again someday.
00:39:53Even the Bible says
00:39:54not to hide your lad
00:39:55under a bushel.
00:39:56Let him out.
00:39:59It's Matthew's birthday today.
00:40:01Really?
00:40:03And I forgot.
00:40:05He had to tell me.
00:40:08Hey, don't worry.
00:40:10I will bake a cake
00:40:11and light some candles
00:40:12and sing out a tune.
00:40:13All that good stuff.
00:40:15How old is he?
00:40:18He's 25.
00:40:21Wow.
00:40:23He does not seem 25.
00:40:25I know.
00:40:28I'm on it.
00:40:29I got it.
00:40:37She's insane.
00:40:39I'm so cool.
00:40:41I'm so cool.
00:40:47Happy birthday!
00:40:49Henry's bringing
00:40:50pizza home.
00:40:51Told him to get
00:40:52veggie for you
00:40:53so make sure
00:40:54you come down for dinner.
00:40:55Yes, I will do that.
00:40:56Oh, hey.
00:40:58Got a girl for you.
00:40:59You can thank me later.
00:41:01She's a vegan
00:41:02but not opposed
00:41:03to candles made
00:41:04with animal fat
00:41:05and she really
00:41:06really wants
00:41:07to meet you.
00:41:11Hi.
00:41:12I'm Iris Henry.
00:41:13Two vegetarians
00:41:14in the Meat Lovers Deluxe.
00:41:17Henry?
00:41:22We met, uh...
00:41:23I know where we met.
00:41:26Afraid I didn't make
00:41:27a good impression.
00:41:29I'm sorry about everything.
00:41:31Henry.
00:41:41Let me talk to him.
00:41:50So, we enemies now?
00:41:51We're not anything now.
00:41:53Look, I didn't leave you, Henry.
00:41:54I left your mother.
00:41:55You're just too young
00:41:56to understand.
00:41:57You're right, you're right.
00:41:58You didn't do anything wrong.
00:41:59You're fucking perfect.
00:42:00Can we talk about this, please?
00:42:02You lied to me.
00:42:06Yes.
00:42:08I'm sorry.
00:42:09I'm sorry.
00:42:11What can I do to fix it?
00:42:29Hey, uh...
00:42:34Where are you going?
00:42:39Hey, come here.
00:42:53Wow.
00:42:56That's a really good artist.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59Yeah, he is.
00:43:04What's wrong?
00:43:05I saw my dad today
00:43:06with Marion.
00:43:11I used to love
00:43:12to come in here as a kid
00:43:13and watch him paint.
00:43:29Did you make that?
00:43:31With my dad.
00:43:32It's okay to remember
00:43:33the things that you liked
00:43:34about him.
00:43:38I don't want to remember.
00:44:02I'm sorry.
00:44:18Matthew?
00:44:20Got your birthday cake.
00:44:23It's gluten free
00:44:24with non-dairy frosting.
00:44:28Happy birthday,
00:44:29happy, happy birthday,
00:44:30happy birthday,
00:44:31happy birthday.
00:44:34Fine.
00:44:35I'll blow out your candles.
00:44:41Don't worry.
00:44:42It's your really good wish.
00:44:43Got some pizza.
00:44:52Did Matthew like his cake?
00:44:54Okay, seriously?
00:44:56He has got some issues
00:44:57and I know it's not
00:44:58like you don't know.
00:44:59I know.
00:45:00I know.
00:45:01I know.
00:45:02I know.
00:45:03I know.
00:45:04I know.
00:45:05I know.
00:45:06I know.
00:45:07I know.
00:45:08I know.
00:45:09I know.
00:45:10I know.
00:45:11I know.
00:45:12I know.
00:45:13I know.
00:45:14I know.
00:45:15I know.
00:45:16I just don't understand
00:45:17how he can be getting his PhD
00:45:18and not be able to have
00:45:19a conversation
00:45:20without shitting himself.
00:45:21Shouldn't Harvard
00:45:22have fixed that by now?
00:45:23He has been like that
00:45:24since he was a little boy.
00:45:27Does your mother
00:45:28know that
00:45:29you are living here?
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:32I just don't want
00:45:33to live with her.
00:45:34She is a little unstable.
00:45:36When I'm
00:45:37the pillar of sanity.
00:45:38Yeah, but you have
00:45:39your reasons.
00:45:40I mean,
00:45:41but the guys that she's picked since my dad has left
00:45:44are so frickin' foul, it's...
00:45:46Where's your father?
00:45:49Um...
00:45:51Last I heard, Tennessee.
00:45:55He doesn't exactly keep in touch.
00:46:04What is that?
00:46:05That's Henry.
00:46:06He's smashing stuff in his studio.
00:46:09Why?
00:46:11I think he's trying to figure some things out.
00:46:39♪♪
00:46:49♪♪
00:46:59♪♪
00:47:07Hey.
00:47:09Can I come in?
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:15Brought you some coffee.
00:47:20Thanks.
00:47:27Are you okay?
00:47:29I just need to clear my head.
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:35Well, I invited over a potential girlfriend
00:47:37from Matthew for dinner tonight,
00:47:39so I'm probably gonna need our help
00:47:40in the conversation department.
00:47:50I'm just gonna stay out here for a while.
00:48:05Oh, hey.
00:48:25I was, uh, just pruning out the dead limbs.
00:48:28Stimulates growth.
00:48:30I'm a professional.
00:48:36Do you have a cigarette I can borrow?
00:48:38Yeah.
00:48:39Yeah, sure.
00:48:43Gonna take the whole pack.
00:48:52Do you have a lighter?
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:59Good catch.
00:49:00Thanks.
00:49:09It's your first time?
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:18Who are you, anyway?
00:49:20I'm Jeff.
00:49:22Thanks, Jeff.
00:49:24You're welcome.
00:49:30Hey!
00:49:31Hi!
00:49:32Mmm.
00:49:33Oh, I brought my famous green tea pudding.
00:49:35Awesome!
00:49:36Hey, why don't you, uh,
00:49:37just put it in the kitchen over there?
00:49:38I'll go grab Matthew.
00:49:39I really think you two guys are gonna hit it off.
00:49:41Oh, I hope so.
00:49:50Uh, did Bette tell you about
00:49:52our vegan bargain points down at the store?
00:49:54Oh, yeah.
00:49:5610% of every vegan item
00:49:58goes to Guatemalan orphans who lost their village
00:50:00due to a capitalist rape of their habitat.
00:50:03Mmm.
00:50:05Did I tell you that Matthew is getting his Ph.D.?
00:50:09Oh, wow.
00:50:10Yeah.
00:50:11It's, uh, it's chemistry.
00:50:13Right, Matthew?
00:50:15Uh, yes.
00:50:17Chemistry.
00:50:18Organic.
00:50:19Carbon and oxygen-based compounds.
00:50:22That is fantastic.
00:50:24You could invent a new fuel
00:50:26and save us all from blood-soaked petroleum.
00:50:29Uh, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Yes.
00:50:37Uh, Matthew, why don't you take Annie
00:50:40to the farmer's market this weekend?
00:50:46No.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:49It'll be so much fun.
00:50:51I'd love to go.
00:50:53You know, I heard that they're getting a new melon.
00:50:56Mmm.
00:50:58Excuse me.
00:51:00I'll be right back.
00:51:01Just a second.
00:51:03Matthew?
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:06Hey, what's wrong?
00:51:07Why did you...
00:51:09I didn't want to meet her.
00:51:10Well, I'm sorry, okay?
00:51:11I just wanted you to come out
00:51:13and have a good time with a nice girl.
00:51:15Oh.
00:51:21I'm sorry.
00:51:22He's just a little nervous.
00:51:25I really think that he likes you.
00:51:27You think?
00:51:28Oh, trust me.
00:51:30Call you tomorrow?
00:51:31Okay.
00:51:32Awesome.
00:51:33Thanks for the pudding.
00:51:35Uh, sure.
00:51:43Matthew, I'm sorry.
00:51:44I just wanted you to have a good time.
00:51:47I really think a girl would make a big difference in your life.
00:51:50You know, give you a little confidence.
00:51:53I know, okay.
00:51:54Why don't you make a list of all the qualities you're looking for in a girl
00:51:58and then I could go scout around for the perfect one.
00:52:03Or maybe you could just tell me to fuck off.
00:52:06Yeah, that.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:38It's okay.
00:52:39It's just me.
00:52:46I'm going to sleep in here tonight
00:52:47so you can get used to being around a girl.
00:52:51Just think of it as therapy.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:58Good night.
00:53:15Jesus, you look like shit.
00:53:18Get up.
00:53:19Gotta go.
00:53:22What the hell is this?
00:53:24Did you make this thing?
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:30It's the inside of my head.
00:53:33You probably shouldn't advertise that.
00:53:40Hey.
00:53:41Hey, listen.
00:53:43I can cover for you for a couple of days
00:53:46but I'm really going to need your back, Henry.
00:53:50Right?
00:54:02Seriously?
00:54:04I'm the first girl who's ever been in your room.
00:54:06What about at school?
00:54:08I did have a lab partner over a few times freshman year.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12You kiss her?
00:54:14Once.
00:54:15Then what happened?
00:54:17Got the feeling I wasn't very good at it.
00:54:20Mostly because she told me and then she dropped the class.
00:54:22What?
00:54:24She's so rude.
00:54:25Henry, Henry.
00:54:27Hi.
00:54:29How are you?
00:54:31Do we have any waffles?
00:54:33Yeah, I think there's a couple boxes in the freezer.
00:54:46Is there anything else you want that I can get for you?
00:54:59No, I'm good.
00:55:15Okay.
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:42Our step-by-step guide to become
00:55:46married and divorced women are precluded from taking their vows.
00:55:52God damn it.
00:56:04Hey.
00:56:05Hey.
00:56:11Are we still together?
00:56:16No.
00:56:46Annie asked about you today.
00:56:48Why are you...
00:56:50She wants to know if you like her.
00:56:52Yes.
00:56:53No, I don't know...
00:56:54What are you doing?
00:56:56Matthew.
00:57:00We're gonna have sex.
00:57:02I think once we get you past your first time,
00:57:05you're gonna be fine.
00:57:07I'm...
00:57:08Why are you doing this?
00:57:10Because you need me to.
00:57:17Uh...
00:57:20Whoa, whoa.
00:57:25Hi.
00:57:46♪
00:58:01♪
00:58:16♪
00:58:30♪
00:58:46♪
00:58:51Do you think that you could go to the store
00:58:54and get me some more beer?
00:58:56We're out.
00:58:58Yeah, I mean, um...
00:59:00Yes.
00:59:02Yes.
00:59:03Thanks.
00:59:16♪
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:38Need another pack?
00:59:42Here.
00:59:46Thanks.
00:59:48I like your robe.
00:59:52I'm sorry, did you say something?
00:59:54Your robe.
00:59:56I like it.
00:59:59Some summer, huh?
01:00:07I suppose.
01:00:09Hey, do you mind if I come up?
01:00:13It's just kind of...
01:00:15It's kind of hard to talk like this.
01:00:18Um...
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Yeah? Okay.
01:00:34♪
01:00:39I just came up to tell you
01:00:40that smoking's bad for you.
01:00:43Huh.
01:00:46What?
01:00:48It looks exactly like I thought it would.
01:00:52That's rare,
01:00:54when a place lives up to your imagination.
01:00:57I'm sorry.
01:00:58You must think I'm a little off.
01:01:01You must think I'm a little off.
01:01:03No.
01:01:05No, I've never really been one to make judgments.
01:01:08People are usually too busy making them about me.
01:01:11People drive by this window,
01:01:13and they slow down and look up
01:01:16like there's gonna be something to see.
01:01:19Yeah?
01:01:20Move the bastards.
01:01:22Actually, I was thinking about, like,
01:01:24getting a recording of a woman screaming
01:01:26and blasting it out the window.
01:01:28I mean...
01:01:30Well, let me know. I could hook you up.
01:01:32I got a pretty decent sound system.
01:01:35Listen, we could...
01:01:37we could, like, rig up a dummy,
01:01:39give it a wig,
01:01:41and you could chuck it out the window
01:01:43when the cars go by.
01:01:54Well, uh...
01:01:56I guess I should get going.
01:01:58Thanks for the cigarettes.
01:02:00Yeah, anytime. Just call me.
01:02:02Seriously, it's...
01:02:0468 Grass. It's easy.
01:02:06Ask the phone company for it specially.
01:02:08Oh, because you do lawns.
01:02:11That, too.
01:02:14See ya.
01:02:20So...
01:02:22now that you've done it, how do you feel?
01:02:24Are you, like, new man today?
01:02:26I think we might have to do it again.
01:02:29Just to make sure that I got it right.
01:02:32Once is a lesson.
01:02:34Twice is a relationship.
01:02:36And I'm still in love with Henry.
01:02:41You ready to go with Annie now?
01:02:43Does she even like me?
01:02:45Of course she did. She's all into that brainy stuff.
01:02:47When I said PhD, she got twitchy.
01:02:52I might not even finish my thesis.
01:02:56What's the holdup?
01:02:58If I finish, then I have to graduate...
01:03:01and get a job.
01:03:03Isn't that the point?
01:03:05In theory.
01:03:07You know, there's not a lot of people out there
01:03:09with a brain quite like yours.
01:03:11So, you know, I'm thinking that God or Buddha, whatever,
01:03:15they wouldn't have given it to you
01:03:17unless they knew you were gonna do something kick-ass with it.
01:03:20Right?
01:03:28Okay.
01:03:53Did you sleep with him?
01:03:58I'm not gonna lie to you, Henry.
01:04:18What are you doing?
01:04:22I guess I'm leaving.
01:04:28Okay.
01:04:52You're leaving?
01:04:54Hey, I'm really sorry.
01:04:56I didn't mean to screw anything up.
01:04:58No, you didn't.
01:05:00You didn't screw anything up.
01:05:22You motherfucker!
01:05:25Fucking asshole!
01:05:28That's enough!
01:05:30Stop it! That's enough, Henry!
01:05:32Stop it, Henry!
01:05:34Oh, my God. Are you all right? Can you stand?
01:05:37Henry!
01:05:40Oh, God, you're bleeding.
01:05:42Go check on Henry.
01:05:55Henry's gone. Can you find him?
01:05:57Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
01:06:07Henry?
01:06:15Rough day?
01:06:18Yeah.
01:06:20You want another one?
01:06:22I want a lot of things.
01:06:24Yeah.
01:06:26Glad you finally came to your senses.
01:06:28Henry.
01:06:30Your mom's worried about you.
01:06:32Let's get you home.
01:06:34What do you know about my mom?
01:06:36Buddy, you've had enough to drink.
01:06:38Get the fuck off me!
01:06:40We need to get your shit together.
01:06:44Stay away from my mother.
01:06:47Take care of him.
01:06:49Yeah.
01:06:52Fuck.
01:07:15Henry?
01:07:17Henry! Hey!
01:07:19You all right?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:29Not really.
01:07:31My girlfriend.
01:07:33No, she, um...
01:07:36She fucked my brother.
01:07:41Oh.
01:07:44Slide over.
01:07:53Honestly, I...
01:07:55I didn't know my brother had a dick until last night.
01:08:06I just want to get out of here, man.
01:08:08I'm sick of this town.
01:08:11Well, that might not be a bad idea.
01:08:14You got a place to go?
01:08:18I met this girl that lives out in the country.
01:08:21This girl that lives out in Cornwall.
01:08:24Janine.
01:08:27Yeah, she...
01:08:29She said that I could stay with her for a while.
01:08:32What should I do?
01:08:36You want to know if I think you should stay or go?
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:41Oh, Henry.
01:08:45I think it's time that you lived your life.
01:08:49Yeah.
01:08:53You have a way with that, man, huh?
01:08:56You will.
01:09:08Some kind of magic
01:09:12Happens late at night
01:09:16When the moon smiles down at me
01:09:21It bathes me in its light
01:09:25I fell asleep beneath you
01:09:30In the tall blades of grass
01:09:34When I woke, the world was new
01:09:38I never had eyes
01:09:42It's a brand new day
01:09:45The sun is shining
01:09:47It's a brand new day
01:09:51For the first time
01:09:53Such a long, long time
01:09:56I know
01:09:59I'll be okay
01:10:11Most kind of stories
01:10:15Save the best part for last
01:10:19And most stories have a hero who finds
01:10:23You make your past your past
01:10:27Yeah, you make your past your past
01:10:30Hey.
01:10:31Hey.
01:10:32How are you?
01:10:33Come on.
01:10:35The sun is shining
01:10:37It's a brand new day
01:10:41For the first time
01:10:43Such a long, long time
01:10:46I know
01:10:49I'll be okay
01:10:53You think we'll be like them one day?
01:10:57What? Old?
01:11:00You know what I mean.
01:11:03I like to think that
01:11:06We could be them someday.
01:11:08Old.
01:11:11Holding hands together.
01:11:14Cheers.
01:11:39Henry?
01:11:43Henry?
01:11:49Henry, what's the matter?
01:11:54Do you like frozen waffles?
01:11:58Waffles?
01:12:00Yeah.
01:12:02Do you like them?
01:12:04Yeah.
01:12:06They're okay, I guess.
01:12:09Why?
01:12:13I don't know.
01:12:33Henry.
01:12:35I'll tell Mom that you...
01:12:36Hey, hey, no, no, hey.
01:12:37Don't tell her I'm here, okay?
01:12:38I came to talk to you.
01:12:42Okay.
01:12:46Hold on.
01:12:52Where have you been staying?
01:12:56I've been living in Cornwall
01:12:59With this girl Janine
01:13:01Because
01:13:03I couldn't live here.
01:13:07I wish I could change everything.
01:13:11I never meant to hurt you.
01:13:14I don't even know how it happened.
01:13:16It was just like everything my brain said
01:13:18Didn't make any difference to the rest of my body.
01:13:23I'm sorry.
01:13:26I'm really sorry.
01:13:35I'm sorry I broke your nose.
01:13:39I kind of liked it, actually.
01:13:41It made me look badass.
01:13:44Nice coat, badass.
01:13:49It's not mine.
01:13:54Did, um...
01:13:56Did she ever come back?
01:14:08Come inside.
01:14:39Hey.
01:14:43Why didn't you sleep in your bed?
01:14:47It didn't feel like mine anymore.
01:15:00I hate to think of you so lost, Henry.
01:15:09I didn't know what to do.
01:15:12When Bat left?
01:15:14When you left.
01:15:21I knew that he was seeing Marion.
01:15:25I know.
01:15:28How?
01:15:32Because that look on your face
01:15:34when you told me you were going to that poker tournament.
01:15:39And I hated him for making you lie.
01:15:43He promised that he would stay if I kept quiet.
01:15:48I should have told you.
01:15:50No.
01:15:53You should have had less selfish parents.
01:15:56If I had made him leave sooner, you wouldn't have had to lie.
01:16:00You made him leave?
01:16:04Kicking him out might have been the only decent thing I ever did as a mother.
01:16:09That's not true.
01:16:12Trust me. I could have done better.
01:16:19So...
01:16:25Tell me what I can do to make it up to you.
01:16:28Tell me what I should do for the rest of my life.
01:16:32Oh.
01:16:36Can I get back to you on that one?
01:16:39Yes.
01:17:02What took you so long?
01:17:15Hey, Henry.
01:17:17Hey.
01:17:19You're selling it?
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:23You know, I've been thinking about it for a while.
01:17:26You know, I've been thinking about it for a while.
01:17:29Hey, Henry.
01:17:31Hey.
01:17:33You're selling it?
01:17:35Yeah.
01:17:37I hate to, but I haven't driven it in years, and it's just time to clean house, you know?
01:17:42I remember when you and your brother were little,
01:17:44we used to come and sit in the driveway behind the wheel and pretend driving.
01:17:49How much?
01:17:51Is this the car that you peed in?
01:17:54Yeah.
01:17:59Thanks.
01:18:05Nice wheels.
01:18:11Yeah.
01:18:18Alright, before you guys get all weird, just do the math.
01:18:22Five months.
01:18:24Looks like you're the lucky winner, Henry.
01:18:28All those health class lectures about how pot makes you sterile were a load of crap.
01:18:44Yay.
01:18:52What are you doing?
01:18:55You know, a little bit of a warning.
01:18:57That would have been nice.
01:18:59Here's a warning. Use a condom.
01:19:11I'm just gonna mess that kid up.
01:19:15You know that.
01:19:18Here's what I think.
01:19:20You're going to make a wonderful father.
01:19:24Why?
01:19:26Because I had such a great example.
01:19:29You ask me what you should do with the rest of your life,
01:19:34and the answer is waiting for you downstairs.
01:19:57Henry, you gotta tell me if you want me here.
01:20:01I mean, just take out the baby part.
01:20:04Are you at all happy to see me?
01:20:08I am.
01:20:10Really?
01:20:13I am.
01:20:15Really?
01:20:25I wanted you back ever since you left.
01:20:30I mean, underneath all the being pissed off and everything.
01:20:39I missed you. A lot.
01:20:43And I want you back.
01:20:46I just...
01:20:48Didn't expect me to show up with your baby in me?
01:20:51Yeah.
01:20:54Whoops.
01:20:57I wish it didn't make me want to shit myself.
01:21:02You know what I figured?
01:21:06We've got a pretty good blueprint of what not to do to a kid.
01:21:11I think that's gonna work to the baby's advantage.
01:21:17Just...
01:21:19You promise me that we're not gonna mess this kid up.
01:21:23I promise.
01:21:29So now what?
01:21:32I'm gonna do it.
01:21:35I'm gonna do it.
01:21:38I'm gonna do it.
01:21:41I'm gonna do it.
01:21:45We're gonna have a baby.
01:21:49Fine.
01:22:13I got that one.
01:22:15Yeah.
01:22:18I need some space.
01:22:21I just need a minute.
01:22:49Hi.
01:22:51Hi.
01:22:53Who is it?
01:22:55It's your father.
01:23:06Henry.
01:23:08Hey.
01:23:10How are you?
01:23:13I'm good.
01:23:16You look good.
01:23:23Where's your mother?
01:23:27I'll go see that.
01:23:30What are you doing here?
01:23:38Marrying you.
01:23:41What?
01:23:44I'm not gonna marry you.
01:23:47I'm not gonna marry you.
01:23:50I'm not gonna marry you.
01:23:54Mariam left me.
01:24:15You're gonna be okay.
01:24:19What's that?
01:24:30What should I do?
01:24:33Let's do something.
01:24:35It's time to go to the hospital.
01:24:40Matthew.
01:24:42Henry, stay tall.
01:24:49I'm scared.
01:24:52Are we gonna make it?
01:24:54Women have babies every day.
01:25:03We're having a baby.
01:25:09What's happening?
01:25:12Let's go.
01:25:18Let's go.
01:25:48Let's go.
01:26:18Let's go.
01:26:48Let's go.
01:27:18Let's go.
01:27:49And I hold you
01:27:53And I forget that you're young
01:27:57And I kiss you
01:28:01And I know that you're so young
01:28:05And I need you
01:28:09And I forget that you're young
01:28:12And I please you
01:28:16And I know that you're so young
01:28:35And I hurt you
01:28:39And I forget that you're young
01:28:43And I scare you
01:28:47And I forget that you're young
01:28:51And I leave you
01:28:55And I know that you're so young
01:28:59And I miss you
01:29:03And I know that you're so young
01:29:06Can we fall in love?
01:29:10Can we fall in love?
01:29:14Can we fall in love?
01:29:17Can we fall in love?
01:29:20And I forget that you're young
01:29:33And I forget that you're young
01:29:40And I miss you