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00:00I'm never going to get used to saying the word fiancé.
00:03Hi, lady.
00:04Hi.
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:06No.
00:07Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, call me.
00:10I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:12If I did, you can do it.
00:14I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:16Would anyone like to share their work?
00:18Yes, Katie?
00:19Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:21I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:24If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:34Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:36Yeah.
00:37This is Steven DeMarco, your new TA.
00:39I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:42Diana kind of told me off.
00:43Diana did?
00:44I need to tell you something.
00:45I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:48You haven't told anyone about this?
00:49Of course not.
00:50If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:52I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:57I've never gotten to sleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:00Okay, I'll work on that.
01:01Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:07I know you're fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:10Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now, the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from car wreck from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:27♪
01:38♪ With your feet on the air, your head on the ground ♪
01:46♪ Try to strip and spin it, yeah ♪
01:51♪ Get through the clouds, but there's nothing in it ♪
01:54♪ And your eyes can't see it ♪
01:57♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:06♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:11♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:14♪ Lay out in the water's deep sand ♪
02:21Hey.
02:23Oh, hey.
02:26God, this printer.
02:27I swear, this is like a fucking social experiment.
02:29It keeps saying it's printing and nothing's happening.
02:32Oh, uh, here, look. Let me try.
02:36I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:46So Ridley said that you talked to him about getting the football team to leave me alone?
02:52Yeah, I-I did.
02:55Thanks.
02:57It was nice of you.
03:00Those fucking boys.
03:03They're too old to keep being such pieces of shit.
03:07What?
03:08No, no, yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more mature?
03:11Like us?
03:27Yeah.
03:34And I think we're very mature.
03:43Next week, we'll be getting into the first person pieces,
03:46so make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:52Well, that's all for today, and happy Halloween!
03:55I gotta run. I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy?
04:05Can I talk to you quickly?
04:07Yeah.
04:12Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:18I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:23Yeah.
04:24But when I tried to add you, I wasn't able due to your GPA.
04:27A minimum of 3.2 is required, and you are 3.0.
04:31No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:33My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:35Apparently, there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:38I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:42But an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:45Fuck.
04:46I did not know that.
04:49So why did you drop the class?
04:51My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:53He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:56I don't know, I don't know.
04:57Should I talk to someone about this?
04:59No, no, no, no.
05:00It would just make it worse.
05:02If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes, this isn't okay.
05:05No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:08He's not dangerous.
05:09He's just a fucking asshole.
05:11Are you sure?
05:12Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:16This is so frustrating.
05:18This is so frustrating.
05:19I've worked so hard this semester.
05:23All right.
05:25Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:27I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:31That would be amazing.
05:34So any fun Halloween plans?
05:36Yeah, yeah, my friend's coming to visit.
05:38I'm going to go meet her now, actually.
05:40What about you?
05:42Nope.
05:43No plans for me at all.
05:46My husband is actually out of town this weekend, so I have all the house for myself, which I don't mind.
05:55Lucy!
05:57Yes!
05:58Oh my God!
05:59I missed you so much!
06:01I missed you too.
06:02Oh, hi.
06:03I'm so excited.
06:04No, you have no idea.
06:05Thank God you're here.
06:06I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:08Why?
06:09That class I dropped because of Steven.
06:11Fucked with my GPA.
06:12They're counting it as a zero.
06:13How does he still manage to ruin things, even when you're not with him anymore?
06:16I don't know.
06:17I'm just, I'm trying.
06:18I'm trying.
06:19I'm trying.
06:20I'm trying.
06:21I'm trying.
06:22I'm trying.
06:23I don't know.
06:24I'm just, I'm trying not to focus on it.
06:25He would be so happy if he knew.
06:27I really hope we run into him this weekend.
06:29I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:33Let's try and avoid that, okay?
06:35Come here.
06:39I'm so happy you're here.
06:53Bree, Lydia's here.
06:57Oh my God, hi.
06:59So nice to meet you.
07:01I have heard so much about you.
07:03What are you packing for?
07:05Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last minute weekend thing.
07:10I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:12Oh, it's okay.
07:13Next time.
07:14I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:17Take this and I'll be there in a second.
07:18Bye.
07:19Bye.
07:23Your foster sister?
07:27Okay.
07:29Oliver is surprising me.
07:33He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:35I just, I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:39No, that, that's, that's so nice.
07:43Please don't hate me.
07:45The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer,
07:48and it's probably because he felt guilty.
07:51No, you should, you should go and have fun.
07:55Thanks.
07:56Yeah.
07:57It's the first time we get to spend a whole weekend together.
07:59Wow.
08:01Can you cover for me with Peppa?
08:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
08:14You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:16Yeah, she's at my place half the time.
08:19Why do you look constipated?
08:21Because they're posting the LSAT scores today,
08:23and the website's not fucking loading.
08:29I'm surprised Mom likes Diana so much.
08:31Why?
08:33She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:37Holy shit.
08:39Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:41I got a 174.
08:43Is that good or bad?
08:45It's really good.
08:48Diana, hi.
08:50Oh, I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:52Did you check yours? Did you do okay?
08:54Very okay.
08:56Yes.
08:58Come here.
09:00Okay.
09:02Holy shit.
09:04Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:06I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:08Yes, come on!
09:10Wait, Steven.
09:12My LSAT was not good.
09:14Yeah, funny.
09:17It was a joke. I barely broke 150.
09:19I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie
09:21and ruin the mood.
09:23Wait, what?
09:25How's that even possible?
09:27I don't know.
09:29I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:31But you said you felt good.
09:33I did.
09:39What does this mean for law school?
09:41I probably can't apply this year.
09:43No, no, no, no, no.
09:46We're supposed to go together
09:48and live together.
09:50No, it's a fucking disaster.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:58Let's deal with it
10:00after Sadie leaves.
10:02Please.
10:10You can just pop it down there.
10:12Oh, and
10:15thank you.
10:23So?
10:25What do you think?
10:27Is it nice?
10:29I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:33I can't believe you did this.
10:35You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:45Right.
10:47What sort of wine do you want?
10:49There's a bar
10:51downstairs.
10:53Or we could stay
10:55in the room.
10:57I'm fine with whatever.
11:01Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring
11:03that dress just to stay up in the room.
11:09Okay, come on.
11:11Let's drink.
11:14No! You killed him!
11:16He's dead.
11:18How can he be dead? It's just beer.
11:20Are they always this gross?
11:22Or they're always that gross?
11:24Leo!
11:26Did I ever tell you about the time
11:28that Lucy shit her pants
11:30on Halloween?
11:32Lydia! What the fuck!
11:34I was 12!
11:36It's food poisoning!
11:38You were 15, I was 12
11:40and it was pants.
11:43Leo, get her off me!
11:45Get her off!
11:47It's okay.
11:49You know,
11:51I actually really like you, Leo.
11:53You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's that I approve of.
11:55Okay, let's not dwell
11:57on the past, guys.
11:59Except the part where you shit yourself.
12:01Let's dwell on that.
12:03Yes, to Lucy shitting her pants.
12:05Oh, it's a sophomore
12:07double?
12:09She's tiny.
12:12Hey!
12:18Hey, Lydia said you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:20Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:22Lady Gaga?
12:24Yeah.
12:26Shots.
12:28Do you want a drink?
12:30I would love a drink.
12:32I swear Lydia didn't tell me
12:34he was coming tonight.
12:36What do you want to do? We can ditch them.
12:38We can say we're not feeling well.
12:40Okay, I'm fine.
12:42Lydia's your best friend. We're not gonna ditch her
12:44just because her brother's a creep.
12:46Are you sure? Yes.
12:48Stop. Okay.
12:50Shots.
12:52Hey.
13:04You are gonna regret those shoes.
13:06They have a thick heel.
13:09Hey, guys.
13:11Sadie.
13:13Hi.
13:15Nice effort. Oh, thanks.
13:17Yeah, I was gonna go all out like you,
13:19and I remember I don't give a shit.
13:21I'm gonna go get more drinks.
13:23Okay.
13:25Oh, my.
13:29Wow.
13:31She kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:33Is that your girlfriend?
13:35No, we're just hanging out.
13:38I think so.
13:40What?
13:42Well, let's see, you've been sleeping together for weeks,
13:44and you make her breakfast
13:46every time she stays over.
13:48You make her breakfast? Yeah, why is that bad?
13:50Not bad. Just stupid.
13:52Unless you want a girlfriend.
13:54I don't want a girlfriend.
13:56Okay, well, then it's stupid.
13:58Oh, no, that poor girl.
14:00Yeah, it's very cruel.
14:02You know what's funny?
14:04Evan has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:07Whatever. Fuck both of you.
14:09Fuck you.
14:30All right. You got beer?
14:32All right.
14:34You okay? You okay?
14:36Here you go.
14:38Cheers.
14:44Do you not like beer?
14:46I'm just, like, not really in the mood.
14:48What? It's Halloween.
14:50Yeah, you want me to make you something else?
14:52No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa crush some beers.
14:54Okay, I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:56I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
15:06All right.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:22It doesn't even look like you.
15:24Stop being so obvious.
15:26You're gonna get me in trouble.
15:28The irony of that statement.
15:33Cheers.
15:35Cheers.
15:40I like it here.
15:42Yeah? Mm-hmm.
15:44You know, in a perfect world,
15:46I'd take you out all the time,
15:48show you off.
15:52Where does Marianne think you are?
15:54Visiting an old friend in the city.
15:58It's weird.
16:00What is?
16:02I love everything that we do together.
16:06But...
16:08you have this whole other life
16:10that I don't know anything about.
16:12I'm not really allowed to ask.
16:16You're allowed to ask?
16:18About Marianne.
16:22All right.
16:26When you first met,
16:28did you like her right away?
16:32I did, yes.
16:36How did you propose?
16:38We just finished dinner.
16:40So you had a ring?
16:42Of course.
16:44Do you have fun with her?
16:46I do.
16:48Yeah, I mean, not all the time,
16:50but we have fun.
16:52What about your first wife?
16:54What was she like?
16:56Uh,
16:58don't really talk about that.
17:02How are you not freezing?
17:06Here.
17:16Your friend's missing you?
17:18No.
17:20I do feel kind of bad
17:22about Lucy, though.
17:24We had made plans,
17:26but she knew how excited I was for this.
17:30You told her you were with me?
17:36Um, yeah.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:40It slipped out accidentally.
17:44She would never say anything.
17:46She's in my wife's class with you,
17:48and from what you've told me, she doesn't sound too solid.
17:50Solid?
17:52Trustworthy?
17:54No, she's fine.
17:56I swear it's not an issue.
17:58Not an issue?
18:00Okay, that
18:02sounded dumb.
18:04I mean, she's
18:06not going to make it an issue.
18:08You know what a big risk I'm taking,
18:10being here with you.
18:12This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
18:14You can trust me.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:18Please don't be mad at me.
18:20I didn't want anyone to talk to about us,
18:22and I just...
18:24I blurted it out like an idiot
18:26because...
18:28because I was so happy.
18:34I'm not mad.
18:38Let's go back to the room, yeah?
18:40Can we get the check, please? Thank you.
18:46Next time,
18:48remember that doesn't cart.
19:18WOOOOOO
19:30Jack!
19:32Oh my God!
19:34Oh my God!
19:36Jack!
19:38Jack!
19:40Jack!
19:44Steve and DeMarco?
19:46I am, like, so starstruck right now.
19:49Do I know you?
19:50I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:54Honestly, after everything Lucy said about you
19:57being a cheating sociopath who terrorizes girls,
20:00I just thought you might at least be better looking.
20:04But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:12Steven, what did you do?
20:14Nothing.
20:15I don't know that girl.
20:17But you dated her friend.
20:19For like a second, it was nothing.
20:21And then Diana and I worked things out,
20:23got back together, and this girl,
20:25she had a nervous breakdown.
20:27What was her name?
20:29Her name was Lucy.
20:32Was he really bad?
20:38No, he tried to end things nicely.
20:41Lucy basically stalked him.
20:44Let's move on, shall we?
20:46Okay.
20:47All righty.
20:48Okay, who asked?
20:56Ew!
20:59I just terrified Steven.
21:01Wait, what?
21:02No, what did you do?
21:03Oh no, he was just sitting there with like his stupid face
21:06and I couldn't help myself.
21:07I reamed him out.
21:08No, no, Lydia, no, why did you do that?
21:09I really don't want to start shit with him.
21:11I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:14Okay, you literally sucker punched
21:15my ex-boyfriend last Christmas.
21:17It's the least I could do.
21:18Oh, sucker punched?
21:20I'll tell you later.
21:21Lydia, I love you,
21:22but please just drop the Steven stuff, okay?
21:24I just want to have a good night.
21:26Okay.
21:27Okay?
21:28Woo!
21:29Make some room.
21:30Whoa!
21:31Oh!
21:34Just fell right into place.
21:44Hey.
21:46Hey.
21:47So, I saw another Lady Gaga over there.
21:53You want me to have her killed?
21:56Yeah, only if she's hotter than me.
21:58Otherwise, I suppose she could live.
22:02Are you having fun?
22:04Not really.
22:06Are you gonna open that?
22:08I thought they would be intimidating,
22:10but they're just incapacitating.
22:14Why don't we do it?
22:21Your feet hurting yet?
22:23Okay, fine, fine.
22:25Can you just go back to the dorm?
22:26I get some sneakers, please.
22:28Please, for me, please.
22:30Right now?
22:30Mm-hmm.
22:32I'll go with you.
22:33Yeah, let's do it.
22:34Come on, let's do it.
22:35Come on.
22:36Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:37All right, I gotta tell Diana.
22:40Hey, Diana!
22:41Hi!
22:43I should go.
22:44See you later.
22:53Oh, my God.
22:54Oh, my God.
23:10Do you wanna get out of here?
23:12This party sucks.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Let's go.
23:24Whew.
23:27You know, it's funny seeing Sadie at a party.
23:30She's still 13 years old in my head.
23:32I know.
23:33It's weird thinking about her at boarding school,
23:35living on her own.
23:36I'm just glad she's not at home with my mom anymore.
23:40Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:42She cut me off last semester.
23:44So that job with Diana's dad,
23:46that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:49Damn, man, I'm sorry.
23:50I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:51She is who she is.
23:53I have no idea how Sadie turned out so great
23:56after the house we grew up in.
24:00What?
24:01What?
24:02What?
24:03No, it's just that I've always said
24:06the same thing about Bri.
24:11Trying to think of a good response,
24:12but it's not fun giving you shit.
24:14You look so despondent.
24:17I don't know, man.
24:18I just feel like that's why I can't date Molly right now.
24:23You know, I just can't stop thinking about Bri.
24:25Yeah, it's okay.
24:28You can be casual after a breakup.
24:30That's very normal.
24:31Just trying to be nice.
24:33You know, cooking a girl breakfast
24:35is the polite thing to do, I thought.
24:38If you worry so much about being the nice guy all the time,
24:42you're gonna end up being a bigger dick.
24:45Look at me.
24:47I'm way too nice to everyone.
24:54Let's go.
24:54Let's get back to the party.
24:55Come on.
24:56No, I think I'm gonna head home.
25:00All right.
25:01I will tell Molly you are very chic.
25:05Appreciate it, man.
25:09So, what?
25:11You weren't having fun with your boys?
25:14I don't know.
25:17I feel like everything, everything is boring me.
25:21Like even helping out with the team.
25:23I don't care.
25:25Well, on the bright side,
25:27in just a few months, you'll graduate.
25:29Yeah, but then what the fuck am I gonna do?
25:31I didn't plan anything.
25:32I'm not, I never had time to do it before.
25:36I keep wanting to reach out to Drew,
25:37but I feel like I'm being overbearing.
25:41And Steven mentioned I should probably just wait,
25:45let him reach out to me.
25:46Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:50If you wanna talk to Drew, just call him.
25:58What?
25:59What are you doing with those?
26:01I'm weeding out the pink ones,
26:03because you hate them.
26:04I don't actually hate the pink ones.
26:06No one hates the pink ones.
26:07You told me that you hate them.
26:08Yeah, because you liked them
26:09when I was trying to be generous.
26:12That's crazy.
26:14So I've just been sitting here having all the pink ones
26:15and you've been sitting there in misery?
26:17I was trying to be a low-maintenance girlfriend.
26:22Well, this ends tonight.
26:24Oh!
26:25Whoa, I'm sorry.
26:27Stop.
26:31You know, you don't need to make shit up for my sake.
26:33No, you shouldn't be too flattered.
26:34I mean, I kinda do it with everyone, so.
26:37Give me more examples.
26:38Oh my God, there's like a million.
26:41Come on, let's hear them.
26:43Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:45They were kind of extremely painful.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:50And I hate watching football.
26:54Or any sport.
26:56Really?
26:57It's so boring.
27:03And?
27:07What?
27:08Okay.
27:11You know, when we had sex?
27:13Oh shit, yeah.
27:16I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:21How many?
27:22Like all of them, like every single one.
27:27Jesus, what?
27:31Really, it's not you, I've never come with anyone.
27:34I'm just like, I'm way too in my head.
27:37I'm like, I'm thinking about if my tits look weird
27:41or if I'm making this stupid face.
27:43This is still very bad news for me.
27:46I'm sorry.
27:47Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:49Have you?
27:51Of course.
27:57Hey, would you sleep here tonight?
28:04I just really hate being in here alone
28:06and I haven't really been sleeping very well.
28:11Yeah, sure.
28:14But you didn't answer my question.
28:16Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:21No.
28:24So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:26Sounds like you've been a complete
28:27fucking disaster without me.
28:29Oh my, you're so annoying.
28:31I'm stealing this, bye.
28:33Happy Halloween.
28:35Hey, hi.
28:38Hi.
28:39I haven't seen Pippa, have you seen her?
28:41I saw her leave a while ago.
28:42Wait, really?
28:43I would have walked back with her,
28:44I'm sure she got home.
28:45She's a big girl, I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:48That's not really the point.
28:50Is Pippa fun?
28:51She seems serious.
28:54Yeah, Pippa's amazing.
28:56She's one of the best people I know.
28:58Yeah, I think she's a great person.
28:59I think she's a great person.
29:00I think she's a great person.
29:01I think she's a great person.
29:02I think she's a great person.
29:03I think she's a great person.
29:04Yeah, I think she's great.
29:08Hey.
29:11I'm not trying to start anything,
29:13but my brother's actually a really good person.
29:16Oh, okay.
29:18Who's your brother?
29:19Steven.
29:21Oh my God.
29:23Steven has a sister?
29:25I'm not doing this.
29:26Okay, why doesn't Lucy tell you
29:28what kind of guy your brother is?
29:29It sounds like he tried to be nice
29:31and she kind of stalked him.
29:34Stalked him?
29:35Sadie, come on.
29:36Yes, please, take the rabid child away.
29:37No, no, no, wait, hold on, hold on, come here.
29:40I'm actually curious about this.
29:41That's what your brother told you, that I stalked him?
29:44The night was the first time
29:45I even heard him say your name.
29:48That's even more fucked up
29:50because we were in a relationship for a whole school year.
29:53I was his girlfriend, okay?
29:56And he treated me horribly because that's what he does.
29:59He lies and he manipulates and I know he's your brother.
30:02I know you love him,
30:04but he's a very bad person.
30:05And someday you're gonna wake up
30:07and you're gonna see him for who he is
30:08and it's gonna be a really sad day for you.
30:12What the fuck is wrong with you?
30:15Come on.
30:19Think you might have just traumatized that 12 year old.
30:34Morning.
30:37These are really good.
30:40Thanks.
30:42It's a shitty camera.
30:45I'm saving for a better one.
30:48You should really pursue this.
30:50You're talented.
30:57Um.
31:00I'm sorry.
31:01Um.
31:05I'm sorry, I got agitated last night.
31:08It's okay.
31:11Can we make up?
31:13Please.
31:25Fuck.
31:26I just want you all the time.
31:28Fine.
31:29Let me order breakfast.
31:31So I'll be here when we're ready for it, yeah?
31:33Mm-hmm.
31:34Mm-hmm.
31:45Hey, could I get...
31:48Pancakes.
31:49One order of pancakes, please.
31:52Scrambled eggs and a pitcher of mimosas, please.
32:01What?
32:02Look, you're just so comfortable being
32:04so naked all over the place.
32:07I've noticed you've been covering up a bit this weekend.
32:12Well, don't laugh, okay?
32:16But this weekend was so last minute
32:20that I didn't have time to do a whole grooming routine.
32:26Well, it still looks good to me.
32:31You don't need to do all that, though.
32:33Getting rid of everything, it looks a bit prepubescent.
32:42Oh.
32:44Yeah, well, I'll definitely stop then.
32:48Okay, just a thought.
32:56Is there anything else that you'd like for me to do?
33:01No.
33:02No, I just meant that you don't need
33:04to worry so much about it.
33:07By the time you're my age,
33:08you won't care about a little body hair.
33:16Well, it's too bad we won't know each other by then.
33:21Why wouldn't we?
33:26Hmm.
33:37Your fingers are so huge.
33:55Hey.
34:23Hey, Lucy.
34:24Hi.
34:26Wrigley?
34:27Goodbye, Lucy.
34:31Hi.
34:33Hi.
34:34We're not fucking, I swear.
34:37I didn't say anything.
34:41We're just friends, it's nice.
34:45Okay.
34:46Good, I'm happy for you.
34:48I love Wrigley.
34:50Really?
34:51Mm-hmm.
34:53Lydia and I are gonna go grab some breakfast.
34:55You wanna come?
34:56Yes, yes.
34:59I need shoes.
35:04Okay.
35:08What?
35:10Hey, let me call you right back.
35:12Don't worry.
35:14Hey, you okay?
35:15What's going on?
35:16Do you guys know this girl?
35:18Oh, yeah, that's the girl who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:22Katie?
35:23Yeah, she's kinda weird.
35:25I knew it, she's crazy.
35:27Okay, she hooked up with my brother
35:29and then sent some insane email to her entire sorority
35:32stating that he basically raped her or something.
35:36She's claiming that she was like drugged.
35:40When did this happen?
35:41I guess last week, but she sent the email today.
35:45I mean, I'm sorry,
35:46but Chris is like objectively good looking.
35:48I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:50Lydia, come on.
35:51Well, I'm sorry, I'm pissed, okay?
35:53You said yourself this girl is crazy.
35:54No, no, I didn't say she was crazy
35:57and I think maybe we should find out some more details
35:59before we start calling her that.
36:01More details?
36:01I'm just saying, it's impossible for you
36:03to know what actually happened.
36:04You were not there.
36:05You're talking about my brother.
36:07I know, but just because he's your brother
36:09doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck up.
36:12So you're calling him a rapist?
36:13No, that's-
36:14Then what are you calling him?
36:15I'm gonna let you guys talk, okay?
36:18You've known Chris his entire life,
36:19you know he would never do anything like this.
36:20Lydia, we weren't there.
36:27I'm sorry, I know that's not what you want me to say.
36:32Okay, I'm gonna go get a coffee
36:36and like breathe for a second
36:37because you're really freaking me out right now.
36:39Lydia.
36:40No.
36:48Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
36:53Yeah, he's really upset with me.
36:56You're gonna wanna retake that as soon as possible.
36:57Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
37:00I can't just retake it.
37:02Steve and I barely made 150.
37:05I'm clearly not ready.
37:07I'm not gonna humiliate myself by failing a second time.
37:11So what's your plan?
37:13Study
37:15and retake it next year, apply to law school then.
37:18That's crazy.
37:19It's what my dad said I should do.
37:21I think he wants me to learn a lesson or something.
37:24I feel like this is the first time
37:25I've ever really disappointed him.
37:30I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:33What do you mean?
37:34Just helping you with Yale.
37:37We were kind of a package deal
37:41unless you decide to wait with me.
37:44Okay?
37:53Oh my God.
37:54What?
37:56Just an e-mail that went out
37:59to the whole sorority this morning.
38:02Hey, where were you last night?
38:07I slept at Pippa's.
38:10Are you joking?
38:11I just fell asleep over there.
38:13Why would you hang out with a girl who ruined your brother's life if you're not even getting laid?
38:20Why do you care? If I feel okay about it, so should you. Right?
38:28I don't. I don't care.
38:30Well, I'm good. I'm going to shower.
38:34They had no vanilla syrup left, so now I have to drink coffee that actually tastes like coffee.
38:45Last night was fun.
38:51That Lucy girl is crazy, though. You were right.
38:56When did you meet Lucy?
38:58When he went to get my shoes. She kind of lost her shit at me.
39:01Yeah, yeah. Lucy got a little dramatic, but I pulled Sadie away.
39:06What did she say to you?
39:08That you're a liar and a manipulator and someday I'm going to find out what a bad person you are.
39:17It's fine. It's not like I believe her.
40:01Hi, it's Lucy. Leave a message.
40:14Hey, thanks for your little speech. That was cute.
40:17You're welcome.
40:19I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
40:23That's what she does. Makes everyone but herself out to be the bad guy. Even you.
40:28Yeah, I'm not too worried about it. I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:30Oh, I know, I know, I know. She told me.
40:32What else did she say? She said that your biggest goal in life was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:38You lost your virginity when you were only 14, which in Lucy's opinion was really gross.
40:42You think you're this rebel because you smoke weed at your dad's country club, but actually you're a total conformist.
40:50You're going to end up just like your mom. I don't know your mom, obviously, but I think she meant that as a negative.
40:55And oh, and yeah, she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:58Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one that's jealous. She never told me how hot you are.
41:29Fuck.
41:32Jesus.
41:59Hey.
42:03Hey, I really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:06Obviously, Chris is your brother and you're going to stand up for him and I should not have said anything.
42:12And I'm sorry. You know I love you.
42:16Do you? Because I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
42:21About what?
42:23This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:26Like how you think I'm a conformist who's going to end up like my mom.
42:31And he knew about me losing my virginity at 14.
42:34I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:37It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:39This is what he does. This is what he does. He twists shit all the time.
42:42He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I have ever heard in my life.
42:47He's pissed that I said stuff to his sister and he won't say anything to hurt me right now.
42:55You believe me over him, right?
42:59Yeah. Yeah, I do. It's just been a weird weekend.
43:03I know. I know. I'm sorry.
43:07We can still grab some breakfast.
43:10I still have to pack. My train's coming at noon.
43:13Yeah, okay.
43:17You know I love you, right?
43:20I know.
43:22I love you too.
43:24Come here.
43:46Come on.
44:17Come on.
44:27Oh, what? So you talked shit to my sister last night and now you're not going to pick up your fucking phone?
44:31I knew you were pathetic.
44:33But I didn't realize you were still quite this desperate to get my attention.
44:38Okay.
44:45Do you wonder why I got tired of fucking you, Lucy?
44:52It's not because you're crazy.
44:55It's because you are so completely forgettable.
44:59No matter how hard you try to make yourself even marginally interesting, you cannot.
45:03You can't fucking do it, Lucy, because you're just a pointless fucking cunt.
45:07Hey.
45:09You do not understand the full context.
45:11She's been bothering me for months and the fact that she spoke to you and I...
45:15I lost it.
45:21Hey, please. Please, can you say something?
45:23Just say something. Just say something.
45:26Susie, you sounded like Pom.
45:29Don't say it. I am nothing like her.
45:32I know that.
45:37I'm sorry.
45:40I have never spoken to anyone like that before.
45:45Sadie. Sadie, hey.
45:47Please. Please.
45:50Say something. Say something. Come on.
45:53Please. It's okay.
45:57It's fine. It just seems tired.
46:02It's okay.
46:33I'm going to miss having you all to myself.
46:48This was the best time I've ever had.
46:53We should do it again soon.
47:03What's up? You seem nervous.
47:06Things are just a little bit weird with Lydia.
47:10I don't know.
47:12And I'm worried about Pippa.
47:14She's going through some stuff that's not my story to tell.
47:18So...
47:20I don't know.
47:22I don't know.
47:24I don't know.
47:26I don't know.
47:28I don't know.
47:30I don't have a story to tell, so...
47:33That's okay. You don't have to tell me.
47:38I wasn't a very good friend last year.
47:42Every time I think about it, it just...
47:45makes me very anxious.
47:48I don't know. I just feel all this pressure to...
47:51make up for it or something.
47:53You got to be easy on yourself.
47:57I don't think you would have liked me if you met me last year.
48:01Do you think that has something to do with your violent past?
48:06Oh, my God.
48:09I was hoping you'd forget that.
48:12That's so annoying.
48:14I don't know. It is the only thing I keep thinking about.
48:18I just... I cannot get over the hypocrisy.
48:21Okay, in my defense, I did it for Lydia, and he fucking deserved it, okay?
48:26I do need to see your technique immediately, though.
48:29Come on. One punch. One, please.
48:33You're rubbing up.
48:40Poor guy. Poor guy.
48:57Hey.
48:59Hey.
49:01What are you doing?
49:03What? Oh, no, I'm just touching up my roots.
49:08Oh, yeah.
49:11Actually, could you look at the back and let me know if I missed any spots? I can't see.
49:19Oh, yeah, sure.
49:23Yes, you missed some spots. Like all of them.
49:30What?
49:32Here, I can help you.
49:35Really?
49:37Yeah, sure.
49:41Um...
49:50Okay.
49:55You're welcome.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:01It was good. I just went home early.
50:11One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
50:16Katie?
50:22Yeah, I heard.
50:30Just wondering...
50:34What was your plan if I didn't show up at your door just now?
50:41Oh.
50:45Remain blissfully ignorant about how horrible the back of my head looked.
50:50That was it.
50:53Well, thank God I'm here now.
51:10I don't know where I've been, but I know where I want to go.
51:17And so I thought I'd let you know.
51:22Yeah, these things take forever, I especially am slow.
51:28But I realized that I need you, and I wondered if I could come home.
51:36I love you.
51:39I love you.