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00:00I'm never going to get used to saying the word fiancé.
00:03Hi, lady.
00:04Hi.
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:06No.
00:07Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, call me.
00:10I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:12If I did, you can do it.
00:14I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:16Would anyone like to share their work?
00:18Yes, Katie?
00:19Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:21I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:24If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:34Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:36Yeah.
00:37This is Steven DeMarco, your new TA.
00:39I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:42Diana kind of told me off.
00:43Diana did?
00:44I need to tell you something.
00:45I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:48You haven't told anyone about this?
00:49Of course not.
00:50If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:52I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:57I've never gotten to sleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:00Okay, I'll work on that.
01:01Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:07I know you're fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:10Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now, the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from car wreck from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:27♪
01:38♪ With your feet on the air, your head on the ground ♪
01:46♪ Try to strip and spin it, yeah ♪
01:51♪ Get through the clouds, but there's nothing in it ♪
01:54♪ And your eyes can't see it ♪
01:57♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:06♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:10♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:12♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:14♪ Lay out in the water's deep sand ♪
02:22Hey.
02:24Oh, hey.
02:26God, this printer.
02:28I swear, this is like a fucking social experiment.
02:30It keeps saying it's printing and nothing is happening.
02:33Oh, uh, here, look, let me try.
02:37I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:47So Ridley said that you talked to him
02:49about getting the football team to leave me alone.
02:52Yeah, I did.
02:55Thanks.
02:58It's nice of you.
03:00Those fucking boys.
03:03They're too old to keep being such pieces of shit.
03:07What?
03:08No, no, yeah, it's just like,
03:10why can't they be more mature, like us?
03:27Yeah.
03:34And I think we're very mature.
03:43Next week, we'll be getting into the first person pieces,
03:46so make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:52Well, that's all for today, and happy Halloween.
03:55I gotta run.
03:56I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy, can I talk to you quickly?
04:08Yeah.
04:12Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:19I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:23Yeah.
04:24But when I tried to add you, I wasn't able due to your GPA.
04:27The minimum of 3.2 is required, and you are 3.0.
04:31No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:33My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:35Apparently there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:38I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:42But an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:45Fuck.
04:46I did not know that.
04:49So why did you drop the class?
04:51My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:53He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:55I don't know, I don't know.
04:56Should I talk to someone about this?
04:58No, no, no, no. It would just make it worse.
05:01If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes, this isn't okay.
05:04No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:07He's not dangerous, he's just a fucking asshole.
05:10Are you sure? Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:15This is so frustrating.
05:17This is so frustrating. I've worked so hard this semester.
05:21All right.
05:23Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:26I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:29Thank you. That would be amazing. Thank you.
05:33So any fun Halloween plans?
05:35Yeah, yeah, my friend's coming to visit.
05:37I'm going to go meet her now, actually.
05:39What about you?
05:41No.
05:42No plans for me at all.
05:44My husband is actually out of town this weekend,
05:47so I have all the house for myself, which I don't mind.
05:59Lucy!
06:01Yes! Oh, my God!
06:04I missed you so much!
06:06I missed you, too.
06:08I'm so excited.
06:09No, you have no idea. Thank God you're here.
06:11I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:13Why?
06:14That class I dropped because of Stephen?
06:16Fucked with my GPA. They're counting it as a zero.
06:19How does he still manage to ruin things,
06:21even when you're not with him anymore?
06:23I don't know. I'm just trying not to focus on it.
06:25He would be so happy if he knew.
06:27I really hope we run into him this weekend.
06:29I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:33Let's try and avoid that, okay?
06:35Come here.
06:39I'm so happy you're here.
06:44I'm so happy you're here.
06:56Bree! Lydia's here.
06:58Oh, my God! Hi!
07:00So nice to meet you.
07:02I have heard so much about you.
07:04What are you packing for?
07:06Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last-minute weekend thing.
07:11I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:13Oh, it's okay. Next time.
07:15I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:17Oh, yeah, yeah. Take this, and I'll be there in a second.
07:19Bye.
07:26Your foster sister?
07:29Okay.
07:31Oliver is surprising me.
07:34He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:36I just... I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:40No, that... I... That's...
07:42That's so nice.
07:44Please don't hate me.
07:46The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer,
07:49and it's probably because he felt guilty.
07:54No, you should... You should go and have fun.
07:57Thanks. Yeah.
07:59It's the first time we get to spend a whole weekend together.
08:01Wow.
08:04Can you cover for me with Peppa?
08:07Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
08:15You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:18Yeah. She's at my place half the time anyway.
08:21Why do you look constipated?
08:23Because they're posting the LSAT scores today,
08:25and the website's not fucking loading.
08:32I'm surprised Mom likes Diana so much.
08:34Why?
08:36She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:39Holy shit.
08:41Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:43I got a 174.
08:45Is that good or bad?
08:47It's really good.
08:49Diana. Hi.
08:51I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:53Did you check yours? Did you do okay?
08:55Very okay.
08:57Yes.
08:59Come here.
09:01Holy shit.
09:03Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:05I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:08Yes, come on!
09:10Wait, Steven.
09:12My LSAT was not good.
09:14Yeah, funny.
09:16It isn't a joke. I barely broke 150.
09:18I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie and ruin the mood.
09:22Wait, what?
09:24How's that even possible?
09:26I don't know.
09:28I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:30But you said you felt good.
09:32I did.
09:38What does this mean for law school?
09:40I probably can't apply this year.
09:42No, no, no, no, no.
09:46We're supposed to go together.
09:48And live together.
09:50No, it's a fucking disaster.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:58Let's deal with it after Sadie leaves.
10:02Please.
10:08Can I have a second help you with?
10:10You can just pop it down there.
10:12Oh, and...
10:22So?
10:25What do you think?
10:27Is it nice?
10:29I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:33I can't believe you did this.
10:35You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:45Right.
10:47What sort of wine do you want?
10:49There's a bar.
10:51Downstairs.
10:53Or we could stay in the room.
10:56I'm fine with whatever.
10:59Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress
11:01just to stay up in the room.
11:07Jesus.
11:09Okay, go. It's drink.
11:11No!
11:13You killed him!
11:15He's dead.
11:17How can he be dead? It's just beer.
11:19Are they always this gross?
11:21Or they're always that gross?
11:23Leo.
11:25Did I ever tell you about this?
11:27Did I ever tell you about the time
11:29that Lucy shit her pants on Halloween?
11:31Lydia! What the fuck?
11:33I was 12!
11:35It's food poisoning!
11:37You bitch!
11:39You were 15. I was 12.
11:41And it was pants.
11:43Leo, get her off me!
11:45Get her off!
11:47It's okay.
11:51You know, I actually really like you, Leo.
11:53You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's that I approve of.
11:55Okay, let's not dwell on the past, guys.
11:57Except the part where you shit yourself?
11:59Right, right.
12:01Let's dwell on that.
12:03Yes, to Lucy shitting her pants.
12:05Oh, it's a sophomore double?
12:07She's tiny.
12:09Chris!
12:11Hi.
12:13Hi.
12:15What's up, man?
12:17Hey, Lydia said you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:19Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:21Lady Gaga?
12:23Yeah.
12:27Shots.
12:29Do you want a drink?
12:33I swear Lydia didn't tell me he was coming tonight.
12:35What do you want to do?
12:37We can ditch them. We can say we're not feeling well.
12:39Stop. Okay.
12:41I'm fine.
12:43Lydia's your best friend. We're not gonna ditch her
12:45just because her brother's a creep.
12:47Are you sure?
12:49Yes. Stop.
12:51Hey.
13:03You are gonna regret those shoes.
13:05They have a thick heel.
13:07Demarcuses!
13:09Hey, guys.
13:11Sadie.
13:13Hi.
13:15Nice effort.
13:17Oh, thanks. Yeah, I was gonna go all out like you,
13:19but I don't give a shit.
13:21I'm gonna go get more drinks.
13:23Okay.
13:25Oh, my.
13:29Wow.
13:31She kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:33Is that your girlfriend?
13:35No, we're just hanging out.
13:37Is that what Molly thinks?
13:39I think so.
13:41What?
13:43Well, let's see. You've been sleeping together for weeks,
13:45and you make her breakfast
13:47every time she stays over.
13:49You make her breakfast?
13:51Yeah, why is that bad?
13:53Not bad. Just stupid, unless you want a girlfriend.
13:55I don't want a girlfriend.
13:57Okay, well, then it's stupid.
13:59Oh, no, that poor girl.
14:01Yeah, it's very cruel.
14:03You know what's funny?
14:05Evan has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:07Yeah, I'm thrilled.
14:09Whatever. Fuck both of you.
14:11Fuck you.
14:17Fuck you, girl.
14:31All right. You got beer?
14:33Yeah.
14:35You okay?
14:37All right, Pepper. Here you go.
14:39All right. Cheers.
14:41Do you not like beer?
14:43I'm just, like, not really in the mood.
14:45What? It's Halloween.
14:47Yeah, you want me to make you something else?
14:49No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa crush some beers.
14:51Okay, I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:53I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
15:11All right.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:23It doesn't even look like you.
15:25Stop being so obvious.
15:27You're gonna get me in trouble.
15:29The irony of that statement.
15:35Cheers.
15:37Cheers.
15:41I like it here.
15:43Yeah?
15:45You know, in a perfect world,
15:47I'd take you out all the time.
15:49Show you off.
15:53Where does Marianne think you are?
15:55Visiting an old friend in the city.
15:59It's weird.
16:01What is?
16:03I love everything that we do together.
16:07But...
16:09You have this whole other life
16:11that I don't know anything about.
16:15I'm not really allowed to ask.
16:17You're allowed to ask.
16:19About Marianne.
16:23All right.
16:27When you first met,
16:31did you like her right away?
16:33I did.
16:35Yes.
16:39What did you propose?
16:41We just finished dinner.
16:43So you had a ring?
16:45Of course.
16:47Do you have fun with her?
16:49I do.
16:51Yeah, I mean, not all the time, but we have fun.
16:53What about your first wife?
16:55What was she like?
16:59Don't really talk about that.
17:03How are you not freezing?
17:06Here.
17:17Your friend's missing you?
17:19No.
17:21I do feel kind of bad about Lucy, though.
17:23We had made plans,
17:25but she knew how excited I was for this.
17:29You told her you were with me?
17:35Um...
17:37Yeah.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:41It slipped out accidentally.
17:45She would never say anything.
17:47She's in my wife's class with you,
17:49and from what you've told me, she doesn't sound too solid.
17:51Solid?
17:53Trustworthy.
17:55No, she's... she's fine.
17:57I swear it's not an issue.
17:59Not an issue?
18:01Okay, that...
18:03That's kind of dumb.
18:05I... I mean, she's...
18:07she's not going to make it an issue.
18:09You know what a big risk I'm taking,
18:11being here with you?
18:13This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
18:15You can trust me.
18:17I'm sorry.
18:19Please don't be mad at me.
18:21I don't have anyone to talk to about us,
18:23and I just...
18:25I blurted it out like an idiot
18:27because...
18:29because I was so happy.
18:33I'm...
18:35I'm not mad.
18:39Let's go back to the room. Yeah.
18:41Uh, can we get the check, please? Thank you.
18:47Next time, take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
19:03♪
19:05♪
19:29Go, go, go!
19:31Go, go!
19:33Oh, my God.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:37Go, go!
19:39Go, go, go!
19:41Oh!
19:43Steven DeMarco?
19:45I can't believe this.
19:47I am, like, so starstruck right now.
19:49Do I know you?
19:51I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:53Mmm.
19:55Honestly, after everything Lucy said about you
19:57being a cheating sociopath
19:59who terrorizes girls,
20:01I thought you might at least be better looking.
20:03But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:11Steven, what did you do?
20:13Nothing.
20:15I don't know that girl.
20:17But you dated her friend.
20:19For, like, a second. It was nothing.
20:21And then Diana and I worked things out,
20:23got back together,
20:25and this girl, she had a nervous breakdown.
20:27What was her name?
20:29Her name was Lucy.
20:31Was he really bad?
20:33Um...
20:37No.
20:39He tried to end things nicely.
20:41Lucy basically stalked him.
20:43Let's move on, shall we?
20:45Okay.
20:47All righty.
20:49Relax.
20:55Ew!
20:57Ew!
20:59I just terrified Steven.
21:01Wait, what? No, what did you do?
21:03Oh, no, he was just sitting there
21:05with, like, his stupid face, and I couldn't help myself.
21:07I reamed him out. No, no, Lydia, no.
21:09Why did you do that? I really don't want to start shit with him.
21:11I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:13Okay, you literally sucker-punched
21:15my ex-boyfriend last Christmas.
21:17It's the least I could do. Oh, sucker-punch?
21:19And we out.
21:21We'll tell you later. Lydia, I love you,
21:23but please just drop the Steven stuff, okay?
21:25And have a good night.
21:27Okay. Okay?
21:29Woo! Make some room.
21:31Whoa!
21:33Oh!
21:35Just fell right into place.
21:45Hey. Hey.
21:47So, um...
21:49I saw another Lady Gaga
21:51over there.
21:53You want me to have her killed?
21:55Yeah, only if
21:57she's hotter than me.
21:59Otherwise, I suppose she could live.
22:03Are you having fun?
22:05Not really.
22:07Are you gonna open that?
22:09I thought they would be intimidating,
22:11but they're just incapacitating.
22:13Why don't we do it?
22:21Your feet hurting yet?
22:23Okay, fine, fine.
22:25Can you just go back to the dorm? I get some sneakers.
22:27Please? Please? For me?
22:29Please? Right now. Mm-hmm.
22:31Hey, I'll go with you.
22:33Yeah, let's do it. Come on, let's do it.
22:35Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:37All right, I gotta tell Diana.
22:39Hey, Diana!
22:43Um, I should go. See you later.
22:52Oh, my God.
23:10Do you want to get out of here?
23:12This party sucks.
23:15Yeah.
23:17Let's go.
23:21Let's go.
23:27You know, it's funny seeing Sadie at a party.
23:29She's still 13 years old in my head.
23:31I know.
23:33It's weird thinking about her boarding school,
23:35living on her own.
23:37I'm just glad she's not at home with my mom anymore.
23:39Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:41She cut me off last semester.
23:43So that job with Diana's dad,
23:45that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:47Damn, man, I'm sorry.
23:49I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:51She is who she is.
23:53I have no idea how Sadie turned out so great
23:55after the house we grew up in.
23:59What?
24:01What?
24:03No, it's just that...
24:05I've always said the same thing about Bree.
24:10I'm trying to think of a good response,
24:12but it's not fun giving you shit.
24:14You look so despondent.
24:16I don't know, man.
24:18I just feel like...
24:20That's why I can't date Molly right now.
24:22You know, I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
24:24Yeah.
24:26It's okay.
24:28You can be casual after a breakup.
24:30That's very normal.
24:32I'm just trying to be nice.
24:34You know, and cooking a girl breakfast
24:36is the polite thing to do, I thought.
24:38If you worry so much
24:40about being the nice guy all the time,
24:42you're gonna end up being a bigger dick.
24:44Look at me.
24:46I'm way too nice
24:48to everyone.
24:52Let's go.
24:54Let's get back to the party. Come on.
24:56No, I think I'm gonna head home.
24:58All right.
25:00I will tell Molly
25:02you are very chic.
25:04Appreciate it, man.
25:08So, what?
25:10You weren't having fun
25:12with your boys?
25:14I don't know.
25:16I feel like everything,
25:18everything is boring me.
25:22Like even helping out with the team.
25:24I don't care.
25:26Well, on the bright side,
25:28in just a few months, you'll graduate.
25:30Yeah, but then what the fuck am I gonna do?
25:32I didn't plan anything.
25:34I never had time to do it before.
25:36I keep wanting
25:38to reach out to Drew, but I feel like I'm
25:40being overbearing
25:42and, uh,
25:44Steven mentioned I should probably just wait.
25:46Let him reach out to me.
25:48Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:50If you want to talk to Drew,
25:52just call him.
25:54Yeah.
25:58What?
26:00What are you doing with those?
26:02I'm, uh, I'm weeding out the pink ones
26:04because you hate them.
26:06I don't actually hate the pink ones. No one hates the pink ones.
26:08You told me that you hate them.
26:10That's when I was trying to be generous.
26:12That's crazy.
26:14So I've just been sitting here having all the pink ones
26:16and you've been sitting there in misery?
26:18I was trying to be a low-maintenance
26:20girlfriend.
26:22Well, this ends tonight.
26:24Oh! Whoa!
26:26Sorry.
26:28Stop.
26:30You know, you don't need to make shit up
26:32for my sake.
26:34Yeah, you shouldn't be too flattered.
26:36I mean, I kind of do it with everyone, so...
26:38Oh, my God, there's, like, a million.
26:40I...
26:42Come on. Let's hear them.
26:44Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:46They were kind of extremely painful.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:50And I
26:52hate watching football.
26:54Or any sport.
26:56Really?
26:58It's so boring.
27:00Ah!
27:02And...
27:04What?
27:06Okay.
27:08You know when we had sex?
27:10Oh, shit.
27:12Yeah?
27:14I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:16Uh...
27:18How many?
27:20Like, all of them.
27:22Like, every single one.
27:24Jesus.
27:26What?
27:28Really, it's not you.
27:30I've never come with anyone.
27:32I'm just, like, I'm way
27:34too in my head.
27:36I'm, like, I'm thinking about
27:38if my tits look weird
27:40or if I'm making this stupid face.
27:42This is still very bad news for me.
27:44I'm sorry.
27:46Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:48Have you?
27:50Of course.
27:56Hey, um...
27:58Would you sleep here?
28:00Would you sleep here
28:02tonight?
28:04I just really hate being in here alone
28:06and I haven't really been sleeping
28:08very well.
28:10Yeah.
28:12Sure.
28:14But you didn't answer my question.
28:16Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:20No.
28:24So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:26Sounds like you've been a complete
28:28disaster without me.
28:30Oh, you're so annoying.
28:32I'm stealing this.
28:34Happy Halloween.
28:42Hey.
28:44Hi.
28:46I haven't seen Pippa. Have you seen her?
28:48I saw her leave a while ago.
28:50Wait, really? I would have walked back with her.
28:52I'm sure she got home.
28:54She's a big girl. I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:56Is Pippa fun?
28:58She seems serious.
29:00Yeah, Pippa's
29:02amazing. She's one of the best people I know.
29:04Yeah, I think she's great.
29:08Hey.
29:10I'm not
29:12trying to start anything, but my brother's
29:14actually a really good person.
29:16Oh, okay.
29:18Who's your brother?
29:20Steven.
29:22Oh my God.
29:24He has a sister?
29:26Okay, why doesn't Lucy tell you
29:28what kind of guy your brother is?
29:30It sounds like he tried to be nice and she kind of stalked him.
29:32Stalked him?
29:34Sadie, come on.
29:36Yes, please, take the rabid child away.
29:38Wait, hold on, hold on. Come here.
29:40I'm actually curious about this.
29:42That's what your brother told you, that I stalked him?
29:44The night was the first time I even heard him
29:46say your name.
29:48That's even more fucked up
29:50because we were in a relationship
29:52for a whole school year.
29:54I was his girlfriend, okay?
29:56And he treated me horribly
29:58because that's what he does.
30:00He lies and he manipulates and I know
30:02he's your brother, I know you love him,
30:04but he's a very bad person.
30:06And someday you're going to wake up and you're going to
30:08see him for who he is and it's going to be a really
30:10sad day for you.
30:12What the fuck is
30:14wrong with you?
30:16Come on.
30:18I think you might have
30:20just traumatised that 12-year-old.
30:38Morning.
30:40These are
30:42really good.
30:44Thanks.
30:46It's a shitty camera.
30:48I'm saving
30:50for a better one.
30:52You should really pursue this.
30:54You're talented.
31:04I'm sorry.
31:06I got agitated last night.
31:08It's okay.
31:10Can we make up?
31:12Please.
31:16Fuck.
31:18I just want you all the time.
31:22Let me order breakfast
31:24so I'll be here when we're ready for it, yeah?
31:26Mm-hmm.
31:38Hey.
31:40I've got a question for you.
31:42What is it?
31:44Hey.
31:46Could I get...
31:48Pancakes.
31:50One order of pancakes, please.
31:52Scrambled eggs
31:54and a pitcher
31:56of mimosas, please.
32:00What?
32:02Look, you're just so comfortable
32:04being so naked
32:06all over the place.
32:08I've noticed you've been covering up a bit this weekend.
32:10Well...
32:12Don't laugh.
32:14Okay?
32:16But...
32:18This weekend was so last minute
32:20that I didn't have time
32:22to do a whole
32:24grooming routine.
32:26Well, it still looks good to me.
32:32You don't need to do all that, though.
32:34Getting rid of everything,
32:36it looks a bit prepubescent.
32:40Oh.
32:42Yeah, well,
32:44I'll definitely stop then.
32:46Okay.
32:48Just a thought.
32:54Is there anything else
32:56that you'd like for me to do?
32:58No.
33:00No, I just meant that
33:02you don't need to worry
33:04so much about it.
33:06By the time you're my age,
33:08you won't care about a little body hair.
33:14Well...
33:16It's too bad
33:18we won't know each other by then.
33:20Why wouldn't we?
33:22Why?
33:36Your fingers are so huge.
33:52Oh, my God.
34:22Hey, Lucy.
34:24Hi.
34:26Wrigley?
34:28Goodbye, Lucy.
34:30Hi.
34:32Hi.
34:34We're not fucking.
34:36I swear.
34:38I didn't say anything.
34:42We're just friends. It's nice.
34:44Okay.
34:46Good. I'm happy for you.
34:48I love Wrigley.
34:50Really?
34:52Mm-hmm.
34:54Lydia and I are gonna go grab some breakfast.
34:56You wanna come?
34:58Yes. Yes.
35:00I need shoes.
35:04Okay.
35:08What?
35:10Hey, let me call you right back.
35:12Don't worry.
35:14Hey, you okay? What's going on?
35:16Do you guys know this girl?
35:18Oh, yeah.
35:20That's the girl who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:22Katie?
35:24Yeah, she's kind of weird.
35:26I knew it. She's crazy.
35:28Okay, she hooked up with my brother
35:30and then sent some insane e-mail
35:32to her entire sorority
35:34stating that he basically raped her or something.
35:36She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
35:40When did this happen?
35:42I guess last week,
35:44but she sent the e-mail today.
35:46I'm sorry, but Chris is, like, objectively good-looking.
35:48I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:50Lydia, come on.
35:52Well, I'm sorry. I'm pissed, okay?
35:54You said yourself this girl's crazy.
35:56No, no, I didn't say she was crazy,
35:58and I think maybe we should find out some more details
36:00before we start calling her that.
36:02More details?
36:04I'm just saying it's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
36:06You were not there.
36:08You're talking about my brother.
36:10I know, but just because he's your brother
36:12doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck up.
36:14Then what are you calling him?
36:16I'm gonna let you guys talk, okay?
36:20You've known Chris his entire life.
36:22You know he would never do anything like this.
36:24Lydia, we weren't there.
36:28I'm sorry.
36:30I know that's not what you want me to say.
36:34Okay, um...
36:36I'm gonna go get a coffee
36:38and, like, breathe for a second
36:40because you're really freaking me out right now.
36:42Yeah.
36:48Did you talk to your dad
36:50about your score yet?
36:52Uh, yeah.
36:54He's really upset with me.
36:56You're gonna want to retake that as soon as possible.
36:58Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
37:00I can't just retake it.
37:02Steve and I barely made 150.
37:04I'm clearly not ready.
37:06I'm not gonna humiliate myself
37:08by failing a second time.
37:10So what's your plan?
37:12Study...
37:14and retake it next year.
37:16Apply to law school then.
37:18That's-that's crazy.
37:20It's what my dad said I should do.
37:22I think he wants me to learn a lesson or something.
37:24I feel like this is the first time
37:26I've ever really disappointed him.
37:30I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:32What do you mean?
37:34Just...
37:36helping you with Yale.
37:38We were kind of a package deal.
37:40Unless...
37:42you decide to wait with me.
37:52Oh, my God.
37:54What?
37:56Just, uh...
37:58just an email that went out to the whole
38:00sorority this morning.
38:02Hey.
38:04Where were you last night?
38:06Uh...
38:08Slept at Pippa's.
38:10Are you joking?
38:12I just fell asleep over there.
38:14We didn't hook up or anything.
38:16Why-why would you hang out with a girl
38:18who ruined your brother's life
38:20if you're not even getting laid?
38:22Why do you care?
38:24If I feel okay about it,
38:26so should you.
38:28Right?
38:30I don't. I don't care.
38:32Well, I'm good.
38:34Bye.
38:40They had no vanilla syrup left,
38:42so now I have to drink coffee
38:44that actually tastes like coffee.
38:46Thanks.
38:50Last night was fun.
38:52That Lucy girl is
38:54crazy, though.
38:56You were right.
38:58When did you meet Lucy?
39:00When he went to get my shoes.
39:02Lucy got a little dramatic,
39:04but I-I pulled Sadie away.
39:06What did she say to you?
39:08That you're a liar
39:10and a manipulator
39:12and someday I'm gonna find out
39:14what a bad person you are.
39:16It's-it's
39:18fine. It's not like I believe her.
39:32Sigh.
40:02Hi, it's Lucy.
40:04Leave a message.
40:08Hey.
40:10Thanks for your little speech.
40:12That was-that was cute.
40:14You're welcome.
40:16Hey, I-I'm sure you've heard
40:18a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
40:20That's what she does.
40:22Makes everyone but herself
40:24have to be the bad guy, even you.
40:26Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.
40:28I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:30Oh, I know, I know, I know. She told me.
40:32What else did she say?
40:34She said that your biggest goal
40:36in life was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:38You lost your virginity when you were only 14,
40:40which, in Lucy's opinion, was really gross.
40:42You think you're this rebel
40:44because you smoke weed at your dad's country club,
40:46but actually you're a total
40:48conformist.
40:50You're gonna end up just like your mom.
40:52I don't know your mom, obviously,
40:54but I think she meant that as a negative.
40:56And oh, and yeah, she-she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:58Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one
41:00that's jealous. She-she never told me
41:02how hot you are.
41:28Fuck.
41:32Jesus.
41:58Hey.
42:00Hey, I-I-I
42:02really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:04Obviously, Chris is your brother
42:06and you're gonna stand up for him,
42:08and I-I should not have said anything.
42:10And I'm-I'm sorry.
42:12You-you know I love you.
42:14Do you?
42:16Because I just ran into Steven,
42:18and he said a bunch of shit.
42:20What? About what?
42:22This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:24Like, how you think I'm
42:26a conformist
42:28who's gonna end up like my mom?
42:30And he knew about me losing my virginity
42:32at 14.
42:34I-I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:36It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:38This is what he does. This is what he does.
42:40He twists shit all the time.
42:42He just left me the most disgusting voicemail
42:44I have ever heard in my life.
42:46He's-he's pissed
42:48that I said stuff to his sister,
42:50and he won't say anything to hurt me right now.
42:52You-you believe me
42:54over him, right?
42:56Yeah.
42:58Yeah, I do. It's just been a weird weekend, so...
43:00I know. I know.
43:02I'm sorry.
43:04We can still grab some breakfast.
43:06I still have to pack.
43:08My train's coming at noon.
43:10Yeah, okay.
43:14You know I love you, right?
43:16I know.
43:18I love you, too.
43:20Come here.
43:48Come here.
44:18Oh, what?
44:20So you talked shit to my sister last night,
44:22and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone?
44:24I knew you were pathetic,
44:26but I didn't realize you were still quite this desperate
44:28to get my attention.
44:40Do you wonder why I got tired
44:42of fucking you, Lucy?
44:44I don't know.
44:46I-I got tired of fucking you, Lucy.
44:52It's not because you're crazy.
44:54It's because you are
44:56so completely forgettable.
44:58No matter how hard
45:00you try to make yourself even marginally interesting,
45:02you cannot, you can't fucking do it,
45:04Lucy, because you're just a pointless fucking
45:06cunt! Hey.
45:08You do not understand the full context.
45:10She's been bothering me
45:12for months, and the fact that she spoke to you,
45:14and I-I lost it.
45:20Hey, please, please,
45:22can you say something? Just say something.
45:24Just-just say something.
45:26It's just, you-you sounded like
45:28Pom. Don't say it.
45:30I am nothing like her.
45:32You know that.
45:36Hey, I'm sorry.
45:40I have never spoken to
45:42anyone like that before.
45:44Sadie.
45:46Sadie, hey.
45:48Please. Please.
45:50Say something. Say something. Come on.
45:52Please.
45:54It's okay.
45:56It's fine.
45:58It just seems tired.
46:12...
46:32I'm gonna miss having you all to
46:34myself.
46:42...
46:48This was the best time I've ever had.
46:52We should do it again soon.
47:02...
47:12...
47:16What's up?
47:18You seem nervous.
47:20Things were just a little bit weird with Lydia.
47:22I don't know.
47:24And I'm-I'm worried about
47:26Pippa. She's going through some stuff
47:28that's not my story
47:30to tell, so...
47:32That's okay. You don't have to tell me.
47:36I wasn't a very good
47:38friend last year.
47:40And every time I think about it,
47:42it just...
47:44It makes me very anxious.
47:46I don't know.
47:48I just feel all this pressure to
47:50make up for it or something.
47:52You gotta be easy on yourself.
47:58I don't think you would have liked me
48:00if you met me last year.
48:02Do you think that has something to do
48:04with your violent past?
48:06Oh, my God.
48:08I was hoping
48:10you'd forget that.
48:12It's so annoying.
48:14I know. It is the only
48:16thing I keep thinking about.
48:18I just... I cannot
48:20get over the hypocrisy.
48:22Okay. In my defense, I did it for Lydia
48:24and he fucking deserved it, okay?
48:26Okay. I do need to see your technique
48:28immediately, though.
48:30Come on. One punch.
48:32One, please.
48:34You're rubbing up.
48:38Oh.
48:40Poor guy.
48:42Poor guy.
48:46Knock, knock, knock.
48:56Hey.
48:58Hey.
49:00What
49:02are you doing?
49:04What? Oh.
49:06I'm just touching up my roots.
49:08Oh. Yeah.
49:12Actually,
49:14could you look at the back
49:16and let me know if I missed any spots?
49:18I can't see. Oh, yeah. Sure.
49:22Uh, yes.
49:24You missed some spots.
49:26Like all of them.
49:32Here. I can help you.
49:34Really?
49:36Yeah. Sure.
49:38Oh.
49:50Okay.
49:54Thank you. Yeah.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:00It was good.
50:02It was good.
50:04I just went home early.
50:12One of my sorority sisters sent out
50:14an email this morning.
50:16Katie?
50:22Yeah. I heard.
50:24What?
50:30Just wondering.
50:34What was your plan
50:36if I didn't show up at your door just now?
50:44Remain blissfully
50:46ignorant about how horrible
50:48the back of my head looked.
50:50That was it.
50:52Well,
50:54thank God I'm here now.
51:22Yeah, these things take forever.
51:24I especially am slow.
51:28But I realized that I need you
51:30and I wondered
51:32if I could come home.
51:34Mmm.
51:36Mmm.
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