Tarzan fights the invading poachers, while Tantor falls for a beautiful female elephant named Dania, but the trouble is Dania doesn't like Tantor's best friend Terk, which is a recipe for disaster.
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00:00Oh, you're really gonna get it this time mister. You'll have to catch me first.
00:23She's getting better at this.
00:25I'm getting better at this!
00:34Tag, you're it.
00:36Tag, you're it.
00:38Tag.
00:39Oh, I think this game is starting to lose its thrill.
00:45Oh my goodness!
00:50Poachers.
00:56This is what it's all about.
00:58Lounging by the watering hole on a sunny day.
01:01Oh, you said it, pal.
01:02People watching has to be my number one favorite pastime.
01:06Uh-oh, don't make eye contact. Hyenas.
01:08Oh, don't even get me started.
01:10It's like how many times can they laugh at their own stupid jokes?
01:13Let me tell you, hyenas are no laughing matter.
01:15Oh, hello Tarzan.
01:16Yeah, we just started a good hyena show.
01:18Oh, yeah?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Yeah, we just started a good hyena rant.
01:26Feel free to jump in if you...
01:27There are poachers out by the gorge.
01:29Stay on guard.
01:30I'm going to warn the rest of the family.
01:33Oh, perfect.
01:34They're probably ivory dealers.
01:37Oh, why must I be cursed with these beautiful white symbols of virility?
01:42Oh, calm down already.
01:44Go get yourself a drink before you hyperventilate.
01:55La, la, la, la, la, la.
01:59La, la, la, la, la, la.
02:03La, la, la, la, la, la.
02:11Hey, Tantor!
02:13Save some for the fish.
02:15I mean, are you going to spend all day down here or what?
02:17Perk, look, it's our...
02:19Oh, you mean what's-her-name?
02:21Donya.
02:24Just look at her.
02:25The perfect complexion.
02:28The dainty twist of the trunk.
02:30Yeah, okay.
02:31I get the picture.
02:32She's an angel, I tell you.
02:34An angel sent from heaven above.
02:36Well, go on, then.
02:37Talk to her already.
02:39Talk?
02:40Yeah, you know, move your lips, make some words,
02:42work your way up to sentences.
02:44Oh, I can't.
02:45What if she doesn't like me?
02:46I mean, she's amazing, and I'm just...
02:48You're fine.
02:49She'd be lucky to have you.
02:50Just go already.
02:52I don't know.
02:53I've been admiring her from afar for so long.
02:56Well, it's time to start admiring her from underneath.
03:02Well, hello there, Tantor.
03:06Oh, hi, Donya.
03:09Hi.
03:10That was a very dramatic entrance.
03:13Really? It was?
03:16Be yourself, be yourself, be yourself.
03:20I like to take walks through the jungle.
03:26Uh, that's nice, Tantor.
03:28I'm happy for you.
03:30Oh, well, what I meant was,
03:32would you care to take a walk with me later?
03:37I'd be delighted.
03:38Really?
03:41Oh, that's great.
03:42Are you sure it's safe?
03:43Huh?
03:44I hear there are poachers in the area.
03:46I'll protect you.
03:47Besides, Tarzan, a very close personal friend of mine,
03:52is on the job as we speak.
04:18What if Donya doesn't like me?
04:20Hey, what's not to like?
04:24What if she notices the receding hairline on my tail?
04:27Look, I'll stick close by to give you some pointers.
04:30You'll be fine.
04:31Oh, thanks, buddy.
04:33I don't know what I'd do without you.
04:36And so, here we are.
04:38Tantor.
04:39Tantor.
04:40Tantor.
04:41Tantor.
04:42Tantor.
04:43Tantor.
04:44Tantor.
04:46And so, after my bout with Ringworm,
04:48I was stricken with what I like to call the three Ds.
04:52No, not the three Ds.
04:54Not the three Ds.
04:55Diphtheria, dropsy, and dysentery.
04:59Wow, Tantor.
05:00That sounds very romantic.
05:04Quick, talk about her.
05:05Compliment her.
05:06Say something.
05:08Oh, Donya,
05:10you have the loveliest wrinkles around your knees.
05:15Tantor, you are so sweet.
05:19Go on.
05:20And you have the loveliest voice.
05:24Oh, Tantor, I do not.
05:27Do you really, really think so?
05:30And your eyes.
05:32Oh, don't even get me started on your eyes.
05:36You can take it from here, buddy.
05:40It's true.
05:41Okay, and then I said to him,
05:43forget it.
05:44And he said,
05:45how can I forget it?
05:47I'm an elephant.
05:51Tantor, she's positively charming.
05:54Good show, old boy.
05:57Tantor, I have to tell you,
05:59I love your friends.
06:01Only the best.
06:03And you still haven't met Tarzan.
06:06He's out tracking those poachers.
06:08Oh, I just wait till Turk gets here.
06:10She's my best friend in the whole world.
06:13Donya, Tantor tells us you have a lovely singing voice.
06:17Oh, would you sing for us?
06:19Oh, no.
06:20Thank you, but I really, I couldn't possibly.
06:23Come now.
06:24Don't be shy.
06:25Please.
06:26Oh, no, please.
06:27I'm just too embarrassed.
06:28Okay.
06:29Oh, talk about gullsville.
06:31I better liven things up
06:32before Tantor's date falls asleep on him.
06:38Okay.
06:40The horn has arrived.
06:46Thank you very much.
06:47So what's on the agenda for tonight, gang?
06:49We were actually about to hear a song.
06:52Yes.
06:53I was going to sing...
06:54A song?
06:55Now you're talking.
06:56Let's put this one up.
07:02Oh, yeah, now it's a party.
07:07Who is that?
07:09That is...
07:10Back me up, Auntie Kay.
07:12Turk.
07:13That thing is Turk?
07:19Yeah.
07:20Hey, everybody, come on.
07:21What's the matter with you guys?
07:24Turk, I'd like you to meet...
07:25I'm Turk.
07:26Hey, like, don't embarrass me with kisses
07:28or nothing like that, all right?
07:30I'm...
07:31I'm...
07:32You're a lucky girl.
07:33That's what you are.
07:34Wink, wink.
07:35Know what I mean?
07:36Hey, what's the eat around here anyway?
07:38So let me get this straight.
07:41That is your best friend?
07:48As many traps as we laid,
07:50we'll all be rich soon, huh?
07:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:06Move, move.
08:15Our first catch.
08:23This way.
08:24It's the snare.
08:25Over there.
08:32Look.
08:35What was it?
08:36I don't know.
08:37But whatever it is,
08:38I want it stuffed and mounted.
08:42I had a great time tonight, Tanya.
08:45I did, too.
08:47Once the ringing in my ears died down a bit.
08:49So maybe you want to hang out again tomorrow?
08:52Why, Tantor,
08:54are you asking me out on another date?
08:56Well, yeah.
08:57Well, no.
08:58I mean, why not?
09:02I'd love to.
09:06Great.
09:07We'll meet you at the watering hole in the morning.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:11We?
09:12Did you say?
09:13Well, yeah, you know, Turk and I.
09:15Turk?
09:16It'll be fun.
09:17The three of us can...
09:18Tantor, I had something a little more,
09:20you know, private in mind.
09:22Oh, gosh.
09:23I already made plans with Turk.
09:26So break them.
09:27But Turk is my best friend.
09:29I don't know if I could date someone
09:31who would consider Turk their best friend.
09:34Oh, wait.
09:35Turk and I aren't exactly best friends per se.
09:40We're more like strong acquaintances, really.
09:42Great.
09:43Then I'll see you tomorrow, Tantor.
09:46Yeah.
09:48Tantor.
09:49Tantor.
10:16Circle around that way.
10:18We got it trapped.
10:25The trail ends here.
10:27It can't just end.
10:30We'll return and resume the hunt at first light.
10:42The poachers are still on the outskirts.
10:44Everyone stay close to home until they've moved on.
10:47Don't go wandering off alone.
10:49Hey, Tantor, what gives?
10:51You were supposed to meet me at the watering hole an hour ago.
10:54Like always.
10:57I couldn't make it.
10:59Oh, okay.
11:00Well, do you want to just meet me later then?
11:02Uh, I'm actually kind of busy later.
11:05Well, how about tomorrow?
11:08I don't know.
11:09I'm sure I'll see you around.
11:13See me around?
11:14What's the problem here?
11:16Hey, I like Tanya.
11:17And I'm sure that she likes me.
11:19Oh.
11:23Oh, come on, try to understand, Tark.
11:25Tanya's the only girl who's ever liked me.
11:29Maybe me and you could just hang out a little less, you know?
11:33Yeah, sure.
11:35You know, whatever.
11:46Unbelievable.
11:47That girl has totally warped Tantor's mind.
11:50I brought those two ungrateful pachyderms together.
11:53And I can bust them up just as easy.
12:17Oh!
12:19Oh!
12:20Ow!
12:21Ow!
12:22Ow!
12:23Ow!
12:33It's wet.
12:35Oh!
12:37Oh!
12:45Ow!
12:46Ow!
12:47Ow!
12:48Ow!
12:49Ow!
13:03Can I open my eyes now?
13:05Not yet.
13:07All right.
13:08Now!
13:10Oh, Tantor.
13:12It's gorgeous.
13:15I know.
13:16Tark and I used to come here and...
13:19Sorry, didn't mean to mention you know who.
13:23Let's see if this adds to the romantic ambience.
13:32Hey, watch the cooties.
13:35Tark!
13:41Excuse me, Tanya.
13:42I must speak with my friends privately.
13:46What's the matter with you?
13:48Are you trying to ruin the best thing that ever happened to me?
13:51What's the matter with me?
13:52How about you?
13:53Chucking off friendship for that snotty Tanya?
13:56How dare you speak that way about the elephant I love?
13:59No!
14:00You know, she's right about you.
14:01You are a loud, obnoxious pain in the keister.
14:04Yeah, well, I'm the loud, obnoxious pain in the keister
14:06that got you together with Tanya in the first place.
14:09Consider our friendship terminated.
14:12Fine. It's done.
14:14Well, good.
14:15Good?
14:16Good.
14:17Good?
14:20Of all the nerve.
14:21That wrinkly-skinned, big-eared loser.
14:24Oh, man.
14:25You think you know a guy after all this time...
14:29Hey!
14:30What's the big idea?
14:33Well, boys.
14:34Looks like we bagged our first trophy.
14:38And then Turk's like,
14:39Good!
14:40And I'm all,
14:41Good!
14:42And then she's like,
14:43Good!
14:44And so, our friendship's over.
14:45I'm absolutely stunned.
14:47I'm sure you and Turk will patch things up.
14:49Turk is dead to me.
14:51Oh, come on, Tantor.
14:53Neither of you meant the things you said.
14:55Where is Turk now?
14:56I could not care any less.
14:58The last I saw, she stormed off towards the gorge.
15:01Towards the gorge?
15:02Yeah.
15:03I mean,
15:04she stormed off towards the gorge.
15:05Towards the gorge?
15:06Alone?
15:07She'll have to get used to being alone,
15:09because I refuse...
15:10Tarzan!
15:11Tarzan!
15:13What is it?
15:14Down by the river.
15:15Poachers.
15:16The river?
15:17They're leaving?
15:18Oh, yeah.
15:19But they got Turk.
15:20Are...
15:21Are you sure?
15:22Yeah.
15:23They got her.
15:24Not for long.
15:25Show me the way.
15:27Tantor, what's going on?
15:29Poachers.
15:30They've taken Turk.
15:31And?
15:32And we've got to save her.
15:33Well, let Tarzan handle it.
15:35But...
15:36Tantor,
15:37I'm not sure where this leaves us.
15:39Now, is Turk your friend,
15:41or am I your girlfriend?
15:43Turk isn't my friend.
15:45She's my best friend.
15:47Understand?
15:50Tantor!
15:51Tantor, if you don't come back here this instant,
15:54we are through!
15:56I said...
15:57Do you hear me?
15:58Tantor!
16:00Steady, steady.
16:04Goodbye, Tantor, buddy.
16:08Set up traps along the entire river.
16:10Here, here, and here.
16:12Where there's one gorilla,
16:14there must be more.
16:22Tantor?
16:33Who are they?
16:44Everybody down!
16:45Go!
17:02They're getting away!
17:06Not for long.
17:08Charge!
17:16Tantor!
17:24Tarzan!
17:39Fire in the hole!
17:45Tarzan!
18:16Tantor.
18:24Not so fast.
18:29Batter up!
18:35I showed them who's boss.
18:37I just...
18:39You animal.
18:42Leave my best friend alone.
18:46Spread the word.
18:47Poachers are not welcome in this jungle.
19:02Best friends coming through!
19:07You did it!
19:12Hey, Tantor.
19:13You like the way stripes look on zebras?
19:15I'm not convinced.
19:16Eh, you know, the vertical lines can't have a nice slimming effect on them.
19:19Well, to me, it's just confusing.
19:21You know, are they black with white stripes
19:23or white with black stripes?
19:25Make up your minds already.
19:26It's like they...
19:27Tantor?
19:28Hi.
19:29Um, I think we should talk.
19:32Oh, okay.
19:34Look, I've been thinking a lot about what happened between us
19:38and I've decided you deserve another chance.
19:42Another chance?
19:43Uh-huh.
19:44To go out with me.
19:46That is, providing you're willing to drop certain unwanted parties from the equation.
19:53Oh, I'm dropping certain unwanted parties, all right.
19:57Hey, don't you turn your back on...
19:59But... but... you...
20:01You know what bugs me?
20:03Bats, Herod.
20:04Bats.
20:05Oh, bats.
20:06Bats.
20:07Oh, bats.
20:08Don't even get me started on bats.
20:10Yeah, you know, it's like, hello, I'm a mammal.
20:12No, wait, I'm a bird.
20:13And sleeping upside down?
20:15Yeah, that's very comfortable.