When a poisonous spider bites Tarzan, the bickering Terk & Jane must team up to get the remedy.
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00:00Hello! Tarzan! Turk! I'll just wait here, all alone. I don't mind. In fact, I enjoy
00:11the quiet. Oh, sure, a predator could burst out of the bushes at any second and there'd
00:18be nobody to hear me scream, but I'm a calm lake, a sea of tranquility. Boo! Excuse me.
00:32Oh, Turk! You frightened me! Really? You hid it well. So where's Tarzan? He should be here
00:39by now. Maybe he forgot. The Lord of the Jungle has a very busy schedule, you know. Come on!
00:44What's more important than an afternoon of mindless frolicking with old pals, huh?
00:51Oh, how about an afternoon of mindless frolicking with a new pal, huh?
00:59Outside, something! Cheater! Oh, Tarzan's in love. He... he forgot us.
01:44She loves him, loves him even. Two worlds, one family.
02:15Oh, not bad. Rather traditional, though. Yes. Now, watch this.
02:28Tarzan!
02:30Tarzan!
02:40You saved me. Also rather traditional. That's enough for today. Oh, nonsense. You know what
02:47they say about falling off a horse. What's a horse? It's a large animal one is supposed
02:54to get back upon when one falls off.
03:01Pathetic. I know rhinos who can swing better than that. What Tarzan sees in her is beyond me.
03:07Oh, Turk, it's perfectly understandable for you to be jealous of Jane.
03:13Jealous of Jane? Please, I am simply stating the facts.
03:20Sorry I'm late. What was that about Jane? Tarzan! We were just talking about you and
03:25the missus. Oh, not in a gossipy way, of course. Very respectful. Right, Turk?
03:31As a matter of fact, I was saying that your wife in no way, shape or form belongs in a...
03:37Snake!
03:39Major look.
03:40Why you...
03:42Oh, what a rough housing.
03:49Bye-bye, Turk.
03:50Not so fast, buddy.
03:52I can see this going from ha-ha to boo-hoo just like that.
03:59Close, but not close enough.
04:01Oh, sure. You're laughing now till someone gets a splinter.
04:21Ow!
04:25Spiders!
04:28I'll save you!
04:31Enough already!
04:34What's wrong with you? They're just little spiders for crying out loud.
04:38Turk, Tantor's just trying to help.
04:43Are you all right?
04:45Yeah, it's just a spider bite.
04:46Oh, that's a relief, you know, because now I'm going to mess you up myself!
04:52Can't you boys be careful?
04:54I'm a girl!
04:56Really?
05:05I like it.
05:08I still haven't got used to that entrance.
05:12What is that?
05:14It's nothing.
05:15Oh, well, I'm quite a good judge of nothing, actually, and that is most certainly something.
05:20Really? It's just a spider bite.
05:22Spider?
05:24Oh, it was huge and ugly with 20 legs and dripping fangs!
05:30It had eight legs, no fangs.
05:33Bright orange with a round head.
05:35Oh, fascinating. Bright orange, you say?
05:38Oh, let me see.
05:40Yes, distinguishing markings.
05:42Oh, yes, I see. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
05:44What is it, Daddy?
05:46Wrong book.
05:47Ah, yes, here we go.
05:48Symptoms associated with this bite include fever, twitching, blurred vision, and ultimately...
05:55Oh, my goodness.
05:56What?
05:57We don't have much time.
05:58Before?
05:59Well, you know, give me a hint.
06:02Before he...
06:04Expires.
06:05I'm afraid so.
06:07Au revoir!
06:10But I feel fine.
06:12Exactly!
06:14Hey, this is Tarzan we're talking about.
06:16A teeny little spider can't hurt a big guy like him.
06:19It most certainly can.
06:20One bite from a red-backed spider can kill an elephant.
06:23An elephant?
06:25Here we go again.
06:27Stop traumatizing the elephant, please!
06:32Daddy, there must be something we can do.
06:34I mean, there must be an antidote, right?
06:36The only antidote is the root of the mububu flower.
06:40Well, where can we find this whatever-you-call-it flower?
06:44It only grows at high elevations in constant moisture.
06:48Uh, yeah.
06:50Doc, you mind putting that in plain ape?
06:52Oh, this is at the top of a waterfall.
06:56Right then, I'm off to get that flower.
06:58Jane, don't. I'm fine.
07:01Without that antidote, you will cease to be fine.
07:04In fact, you will just plain cease.
07:06Thus, I am going.
07:08Ah, let her go.
07:09No way she's getting up any mountain with those knobby knees.
07:16If Jane goes, I go too.
07:18You are in no condition to go anywhere.
07:24Right then, but we must hurry.
07:26I'd better come too. Someone will have to prepare the antidote.
07:30You know what? Maybe I'll tag along too.
07:32Three bananas says Jane gives up before we hit the river bend.
07:36Oh, Mrs. Tarzan, I didn't see you lurking there.
07:39I mean, standing there lurking.
07:41Don't fret, Tantor.
07:43As befits a proper Englishwoman, I shall take the high road
07:46and not dignify such remarks with a response.
07:49Now, if you'll excuse me.
08:07Come on, Turk. We've got to get to that flower ASAP.
08:11Why? We never worried about spider bites before Jane came along.
08:15Speak for yourself. I know I did.
08:17Yeah, that's a given.
08:19I still say this is much ado about nothing.
08:21But what if it isn't?
08:23I mean, what if Tarzan really is sick?
08:26What if he dies?
08:28Well, that couldn't happen.
08:32Not to Tarzan, could it?
08:35Mrs. Tarzan sure seems to think so.
08:39Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
08:42She rolls off a boat and bam!
08:44Suddenly she knows everything about the jungle.
08:47I mean, who does she think she is?
08:53Looking good, T.
08:55How you doing back there, pokey?
09:01Just...
09:02Dundee!
09:06Oh, yes, well, thank you.
09:09I forget. Who's helping who?
09:12That's whom. Who's helping whom?
09:16Whatever. Fancy talk ain't going to get us up that mountain.
09:22You are taking the high road, Jane.
09:30Go on up.
09:31Oh, oh, many thanks, Tantor.
09:35Let's push on, shall we?
09:37Don't you mean, shall whom? Huh?
09:40Uh, no. I mean, shall we?
09:44Really, Turk, your grammar is just atrocious.
09:47I mean, even for a...
09:57Where'd it go?
09:59Maybe it left?
10:01Maybe it left?
10:20Tarzan's slowing.
10:22Oh, yes, I know.
10:23The spider venom is affecting his motor skills.
10:26What are you talking about?
10:28My boy's got everything under control.
10:44Are you all right?
10:46Never better. Right, buddy?
10:49I'm fine. Just fine.
10:59Now, Tarzan, there's no shame in taking it a bit easier.
11:03I'm sure Tantor wouldn't mind if you rode on him.
11:06Would you, Tantor?
11:08Actually, my back is killing me.
11:10Oh, but I'm sure with a little stretching,
11:13it'll loosen right up.
11:15I don't need to be carried.
11:18Unlike some people,
11:20we know what it's like to be carried.
11:23I don't need to be carried.
11:26Unlike some people, we know what it's like to be carried.
11:29I...
11:31I rode?
11:39Oh, Tarzan, are you all right?
11:41Oh, no, the paralysis.
11:43Tarzan!
11:45Stay away from the light!
11:50Chasm.
11:53Oh, uh, sorry.
11:56Oh, dear.
11:58How are we going to get across that?
12:06I'll swing a vine back for you.
12:08Well, I don't think that that would be...
12:10Wait!
12:15Huh? See what I tell you.
12:17Picture of hell.
12:24Huh?
12:38Tarzan!
12:53Tarzan!
13:00Sounds like wild jackals.
13:24Slowly...
13:26Carefully...
13:28Slowly and carefully...
13:38Look out! Look out below!
13:41Gravity!
13:43A tail's coming through!
13:54Come on!
13:58Oh!
14:24Get away!
14:30Back! Back, I say!
14:33We've had quite enough of your antics!
14:40Don't worry. We'll get that antidote.
14:43Tarzan!
14:45Hey! I've got it!
14:48I've got it!
14:51Tarzan!
14:52Hey! Get up, you, you jokester, you!
14:58Okay, maybe there is something to this spider-bite talk.
15:04We haven't much time.
15:16Oof! We've come to the right place!
15:21The flower should be up there, right, Daddy?
15:23Yes, but I think this is as far as Tarzan should go.
15:27Someone should stay with Tarzan, then.
15:29Someone with a slightly paralyzing fear of heights.
15:31Say, me?
15:35I'll be back with that flower in two shakes.
15:38Oh, yeah, right.
15:40By the time you get back, Tarzan will die of old age.
15:42I'll go.
15:44Go together.
15:46What? But...
15:48I...
15:51Be strong, love.
15:57Hey, what's the hold-up, huh?
15:59I thought we were in a hurry!
16:04I so much appreciate your...
16:06concern!
16:09Unkind assistants!
16:15Tarzan!
16:19Hang in there, buddy.
16:30Badger!
16:32What have I done?
16:34Professor! Professor!
16:38Hang on, my boy.
16:40Hell is coming.
16:44Clayton!
16:46Jane!
16:49Tarzan!
16:56Oh, hurry, Jane.
17:10So where are the flowers?
17:13They're not here.
17:15No flowers, no roots, no time to look anywhere else.
17:18Tarzan's gonna die!
17:22Look! There it is.
17:26Now all we have to do is pluck it from the middle of the raging waterfall.
17:29That's all? Lucky us.
17:31Tarzan's life hangs in the balance.
17:33There must be a way.
17:35Look, there's some things that can't be done.
17:38Right, you hold this vine. I'm gonna swim to the falls.
17:40Drop over, grab the flower, then you pull me back up.
17:43Do keep a firm grip, please.
17:45You know, that's a very, very good plan.
17:48Except for one small detail.
17:50You! You can't pull this off!
17:55The high road ends right here!
17:57Listen, you... you... you!
18:00You can like me or dislike me.
18:02I couldn't care a whit right now.
18:04But unless we get that flower, Tarzan is going to die.
18:07So kindly close your mouth and hold that vine.
18:13This is crazy!
18:20I'm pulling back up!
18:36Try again!
18:38Oh, she's gutsy.
18:40Stupid, but gutsy.
18:44Oh!
18:47Got it!
18:50Go!
19:01Got it!
19:03Ah! Someone's got me!
19:06Ah!
19:10The vine snapped! I didn't let go!
19:13I know, Turk. I know.
19:15So, uh, we got a bit of a situation here.
19:19We didn't come all this way to give up now!
19:24Can you climb up to that rock without letting go?
19:27Not a problem!
19:32Now what?
19:37Excellent idea, Jane! Swing!
19:48Now you swing down!
19:50And way ahead of you!
20:01We did it!
20:03Oh, yeah! Knew we could!
20:07We got it! We got the flower!
20:10Well done, Jane!
20:12Hurry, Daddy!
20:23Yes, yes, I am 100...
20:26Well, 96% sure that this won't just make things worse.
20:31Close enough. Drink!
20:37He's alive!
20:39Welcome back to the land of the living, buddy.
20:43Hey, it was a team effort!
20:51Yep, I'd say Jane is the perfect mate for Tarzan.
20:56Yeah, she's okay.
20:59But, you know, I mean, she still swings like a two-tailed chimp.
21:03I mean, look at her, it's embarrassing!