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00:30Vous voulez dire que vous n'avez pas entendu?
00:34Contest des Mammoths-Taylors
00:37Cloc-a-Loc de la foule, le règneur de Bibbentucker
00:40offre un million de brinclins
00:43Première prize pour les nouveaux vêtements du roi
00:49Et la nouvelle s'étend dans le monde
00:51Et dans chaque nation et création
00:53Les taylors prennent leurs meilleurs vêtements
00:55Et s'éloignent, j'espère, de l'empire de Bibbentucker
01:04Les taylors français étaient fanatiques
01:10Les anglais étaient très plutocratiques
01:15En Espagne, ils étaient dramatiques
01:21Les arabes étaient erratiques
01:26Les chinois étaient asiatiques
01:31Les vénitiennes étaient équites
01:36Les africains étaient pragmatiques
01:42C'était très démocratique
01:44La compétition était très emphatique
01:48Pour un million de brinclins, c'est beaucoup d'argent pour un nouveau vêtement, n'est-ce pas?
01:53Qui gagne?
01:56Venez avec moi!
02:00C'est le monde enchanté de Danny Kay
02:05Il y a un monde enchanté à voir
02:09Venez avec moi
02:13Par mes yeux, vous entendrez un son différent
02:17Par mes yeux, vous verrez
02:21Nous enchanterons votre sens
02:25Votre imagination deviendra immense
02:29Votre capacité à rêver
02:34Nous allons à l'extrême
02:41Il y a un monde enchanté à voir
02:45Venez avec moi
03:21C'est le village chaud de Aarhus
03:24Une belle ville au Danemark
03:26Comme celle où habitait Hans Christian Andersen
03:28Quand il écrivait ces merveilleux fairies
03:32Ce que j'aimerais faire
03:34C'est d'aller voir
03:36Venez avec moi
03:38Allons-y
03:46Venez avec moi
03:51C'est un magasin d'amusements, non?
03:53J'imagine que Hans Christian Andersen
03:55S'est posé contre la fenêtre d'un magasin d'amusements
03:57Comme ça
03:58Et peut avoir eu l'idée
03:59D'un de ses fairies
04:04Bien
04:07Pouvez-vous déduire lequel?
04:10Le magasin d'amusements
04:17Oh, venez, venez, asseyez-vous
04:19Venez, venez, venez
04:21Maintenant
04:22Vous savez ce que c'est?
04:24C'est un soldat en tente
04:25Oui, mais c'est un peu différent
04:26De l'ordinaire soldat en tente
04:28Mais pourquoi?
04:29Il a une jambe
04:30Il a une jambe
04:33Vous voyez ce petit bâtiment là-bas?
04:35Oui
04:36Allons-y, je pense qu'on va voir quelque chose
04:39Mr. Jensen
04:42Oui, oui
04:43Je suis venu pour la jambe
04:46Oui
04:49Merci beaucoup
04:50Regardez-la
04:51Regardez-la
04:52Regardez la texture de cette jambe
04:55Regardez la jambe
04:56Voyez la façon dont elle drape et plie
05:00Hein?
05:01Avez-vous déjà vu telle jambe?
05:03C'est magique
05:05Pourquoi?
05:06C'est adéquat pour un empereur
05:08Cette jambe est la partie la plus importante de notre histoire
05:12Les vêtements nouveaux de l'empereur?
05:14Oui, les vêtements nouveaux de l'empereur
05:16C'est la célèbre histoire de Hans Christian Andersen
05:18Sur un empereur et une jambe
05:21Vous voyez?
05:22Il y avait un empereur
05:26Et...
05:29Ça pèse un ton
05:33Vous savez quelque chose?
05:35En fait
05:37J'aimerais jouer la partie de l'autre empereur
05:48Oui
05:51Je serai
05:54Marmaduke
06:03Un jour
06:05Il y avait un rôle merveilleux
06:07Qui s'appelait
06:11Marmaduke
06:12Le plus intelligent de Canaille
06:14Le plus suprême
06:16Qui a jamais dessiné une jambe en bambouze
06:19Je tournais le monde
06:21Avec mon partenaire de galon
06:23Le noble Mufti
06:28Attendez
06:29Attendez
06:31Nous avons été forcés
06:33De partir de l'empire de Canaille
06:36Et de sortir
06:39Marmaduke, où est-ce qu'on va?
06:41Où est-ce qu'on va?
06:44C'est une bonne question
06:47Nous avons été sortis de chaque nation et création
06:50Tout sauf celle-ci
06:53L'empire de Bibbentucker
06:58Ce n'est pas grand-chose
07:00Mais c'est tout ce qu'il reste
07:02Pour croire que je devrais tomber aussi bas que Bibbentucker
07:06Moi qui ai dépassé toute la ville de Londres
07:11Je ne peux simplement pas confronter Bibbentucker
07:15Je devrais plus tôt devenir honnête
07:18Ne dis pas quelque chose comme ça, mon ami
07:23Tiens, tiens, secretaire
07:27Quelle course, Lennon, Mufti
07:30Ce n'est pas le mien, c'était là-bas
07:32Qu'est-ce que c'est?
07:34Un million de gringolins pour le vendeur des nouvelles vêtements de l'empereur
07:42Un million de gringolins?
07:44Oh oui, c'est trop mal, nous ne sommes pas vendeurs
07:48Pas vendeurs?
07:50Vous voulez dire...
07:51Pourquoi pas?
07:53Quelqu'un de bien vêté peut être un vendeur
07:56Qu'est-ce que tu sais de bien vêté?
07:58Mon amour, Mufti, les vêtements font l'homme
08:02Tout le monde le sait
08:04Pourquoi si je n'avais qu'à l'acheter?
08:06Pourquoi, avec mon goût, je pourrais être le plus gentil?
08:11Les vêtements font l'homme
08:13Avec un bon vêtement, vous serez le plus impressionnant
08:16Vous pourrez être un gentilhomme
08:18Les vêtements font l'homme
08:21Les vêtements font l'homme
08:24Si ses chaussures sont en leather
08:26Peu importe le temps
08:28Si il porte un chute de chute dans le soleil
08:31Si il a un bouton sur son cou
08:33Si son collant a un bouton
08:36C'est ainsi que le gentilhomme est fait
08:40Les vêtements font l'homme
08:42Avec un bon vêtement, vous pourrez être le plus impressionnant
08:45Je pourrais être un gentilhomme
08:47Les vêtements font l'homme
08:49Les vêtements font l'homme
08:51Les vêtements font l'homme
08:54Les vêtements font l'homme
08:58J'ai l'impression d'être très chelou
09:01Allons-y?
09:03Allons-y!
09:05Les vêtements font l'homme
09:07Avec un bon vêtement, vous pourrez être le plus impressionnant
09:11Je pourrais être un gentilhomme
09:13Les vêtements font l'homme
09:16Les vêtements font l'homme
09:21Les vêtements font l'homme
09:23Les vêtements font l'homme
09:32Merci, merci
09:34Bienvenue dans la 174ème présentation mondiale
09:39du prix pour le mieux vesté
09:41pour le vêtement
09:46Les concitoyens sont
09:48L'Empereur Clockenlocker, pour son magnifique chapeau de matinée.
09:53L'Empereur Clockenlocker, pour son suite d'hiver spectaculaire en siècle.
09:59L'Empereur Clockenlocker, pour ses mignons et merveilleux cheveux d'hiver de laine.
10:06Permettez-moi d'obtenir la pièce de l'Escroc.
10:10Je ne peux pas y croire ! Quelle surprise !
10:14Le gagnant est l'Empereur Clockenlocker !
10:19Le moment où j'ai vu l'Empereur Clockenlocker,
10:22je savais que j'avais trouvé mon marquant.
10:26Il était un homme ridicule et vain,
10:29et peu importe les règles de la vanité,
10:31la fruite est sûre d'être épuisée pour les scoundrels.
10:35Il a été suivi par ses pets royaux,
10:37Archibald, le chat,
10:40et Percival, l'ape.
10:43Ils ont été suivis par l'Assemblée impériale,
10:46qui consistait en le Premier Ministre,
10:50le Premier Ministre,
10:52et le Premier Ministre.
10:56Et derrière, il y avait une jeune dame enchantée,
11:00dont j'ai appris plus tard que c'était la Princesse...
11:03Jane, Jane, arrête de pleurer.
11:07Viens marcher avec moi.
11:09Jane, Jane, arrête de pleurer.
11:12Viens marcher avec moi.
11:14Père, pourquoi pas ?
11:16Jane, souriez.
11:18Merci, merci.
11:25Oh, merci, merci.
11:28Qu'est-ce que je peux dire à un moment comme celui-ci ?
11:31J'aimerais remercier mon designer et mes tailleurs,
11:34et tous les petits seamstresses,
11:36sans qui ce magnifique moment
11:38n'aurait jamais pu arriver.
11:40Merci, merci à vous.
11:42Et j'aimerais aussi remercier
11:44tous les petits silkworms qui ont travaillé si dur
11:46pour fabriquer le fil.
11:48Oh, mon amour, ça va durer toute la journée.
11:54Votre Majesté.
11:56Oh, un beau étranger.
11:59Et moi, avec mes chaussures.
12:03Permettez-moi.
12:04Est-ce que vous me flirtez ?
12:07Oui, il me flirte.
12:15Nous avons réussi.
12:18Pauvre chose.
12:19Elle a commencé à me raconter la plus incroyable histoire.
12:23Jusqu'il y a deux ans,
12:25l'Empereur était un bon et gentil leader.
12:28Mais puis sa femme s'est éloignée
12:30et il est devenu déchiré et seul.
12:33Et son fidèle gesteur, Jasper,
12:36était le seul qui pouvait l'amuser.
12:38Mais Jasper avait des ambitions.
12:41Il voulait gouverner l'Empire.
12:43Et il a pris l'avantage de la douleur de l'Empereur.
12:46Il l'a flatté, l'a cachoté,
12:49l'a fait intéressé et l'a fermé.
12:51Et bientôt, tout ce que l'Empereur pouvait imaginer
12:54était son vêtement ridicule et trop cher.
12:57Il a négligé les affaires de l'État.
13:00Out for the fitting.
13:03Jasper, avec sa permission,
13:06était juste trop heureux d'en prendre.
13:08Non, non, non.
13:10Il a signé ça.
13:12Il a encouragé l'Empereur
13:14à dépenser de grosses comptes sur ses vêtements.
13:17De l'argent pour payer les vêtements, il a dit.
13:20Mais les vêtements fonctionnaient pour Jasper
13:23et il leur payait des salariés.
13:27Go, go, let me through.
13:29And the rest he kept for himself.
13:32And now, all that is left is the million grinklins,
13:36which will be used as a prize for the tailor
13:39who makes the best suit.
13:42He'll work out some way to get that.
13:44And then he'll have all the money.
13:46He'll rule the Empire.
13:49Not with me here.
13:52Jasper has yet to meet the likes of Mama Duke,
13:55the tailor.
13:57What's going on down there?
13:59Oh, Daddy, I finally got a bull.
14:02Isn't he cute?
14:04Eh? Cute?
14:07Great galloping gunny cloth.
14:10How dare you dress in such a fashion
14:13before an Emperor?
14:15Who simply reeks with chic.
14:21You're right, Jasper.
14:23I'm going to arrest them
14:25and toss them into the Boulevard of Rogues.
14:28Daddy, no. Not my bull.
14:32Just a minute.
14:34Have you no sensibilities, my good man?
14:37I am a magnificent tailor.
14:39Well, you won't get a chance to do much tailoring
14:43in the Boulevard of Rogues.
14:53A million grinklins for the Emperor's new clothes.
14:57A million grinklins.
14:59Mine for the taking.
15:01And there I was
15:03within the confines of the Boulevard of Rogues.
15:07What a pity.
15:11And stay here
15:13till you learn to dress fitting and proper.
15:18It wasn't a bad place, actually.
15:20In fact, it was quite fantastic.
15:22An incredible ghetto of beggars, scoundrels, and the poor.
15:26Where those who could not afford to dress
15:28as the Emperor wanted
15:30were thrown into the Boulevard of Rogues.
15:33It was a great place.
15:35It was a great place.
15:37Where those who could not afford to dress as the Emperor wanted
15:40were thrown in willy-nilly
15:42with as magical a collection of knaves, wenches, and barlets
15:46as ever my eyes had seen.
15:49So, mufti, so!
15:51While I find more material.
15:57What have we here?
16:00It's a little...
16:02A little...
16:05It's a little boy.
16:08Well, who are you?
16:11Busky?
16:13Child, we won't harm you.
16:16Where are your parents?
16:19You don't have any?
16:21An orphan?
16:24A tiny orphan condemned to the Boulevard of Rogues.
16:29Outrageous!
16:32There, there, Busky.
16:34Child, you will no longer be an orphan.
16:37We hereby de-orphan you.
16:40You now have a family.
16:42Uncle Marmaduke and Grandpa Mufti.
16:46Now, does that make you feel better?
16:50Pleasant as the Boulevard of Rogues was,
16:53the thought of a million grinklins was even pleasanter.
16:57And by the very next day,
16:59we had finished the suit for the Emperor.
17:02And the following midnight,
17:04we planned our escape.
17:07Come now, be careful.
17:09Just here.
17:11No, no.
17:13Just be careful.
17:23This better work.
17:26We'll end up as their Halloween dinner.
17:31Oh, Mufti.
17:33Pray come look at all these lovely creatures in the moat.
17:37I adore them all.
17:39Why, Mufti,
17:41nothing is greater than the proud alligator.
17:45Why, to me, he is more like a brother.
17:49And that's why I smile at each crocodile
17:53who, in truth, might be somebody's mother.
17:57And remember, Mufti,
17:59a puss, that is, Octer,
18:02could perhaps be a doctor
18:04if the world only gave him the chance.
18:08And the toothy old shark might desire, as a lark,
18:13to learn how to sing and to dance.
18:18Yes, nothing is prettier or wiser or wittier
18:22or brings lovelier dreams when I'm sleepy
18:26than my comrades afloat in the splendid old moat,
18:32lovely creatures, all crawly and creepy.
18:39Ah, yes.
18:41A little sentiment in the right places
18:44can sometimes make blood brothers out of mortal enemies.
18:50Onward to the palace,
18:53there to deliver the Emperor's new clothes!
19:02You too, passing yourselves off as tailors, eh?
19:06Tailors?
19:08But, sir, we're not just tailors, sir.
19:13Oh, no, we're not?
19:15We are tailor's tailors.
19:19Tailor's tailors? What do you mean?
19:22When a tailor needs some button-holing,
19:26basting, hemming, collar-rolling,
19:30never does he do the job himself.
19:33For a tailor, like a surgeon,
19:35wouldn't ever do the work he couldn't,
19:37never would he do the job himself.
19:40When a tailor needs a tailor,
19:42it can't be just any tailor,
19:44it must be a tailor's tailor.
19:46If the tailor's to be tailored,
19:48it must be a tailor's tailor.
19:50If the tailor's to be tailored.
19:54When a minister is ministrating,
19:58much involved with head-of-stating,
20:02he needs an advisor to advise.
20:05Even clowns with all their dilly-daffing
20:07need someone to keep them laughing,
20:09even bakers bake each other's pies.
20:12When a tailor needs a tailor,
20:14it can't be just any tailor,
20:16it must be a tailor's tailor.
20:18If the tailor's to be tailored,
20:20it must be a tailor's tailor.
20:22If the tailor's to be tailored.
20:26So it goes for doctors, lawyers, sellers,
20:30builders, bankers, ne'er-do-wellers.
20:34Everybody needs another's hand.
20:37For a necessary part of being
20:39has to do with you and me,
20:41am I seeing that you understand?
20:43When a tailor needs a tailor,
20:45it can't be just any tailor,
20:47it must be a tailor's tailor.
20:49If the tailor's to be tailored,
20:51it must be a tailor's tailor.
20:53If the tailor's to be tailored.
20:57Tailored?
20:59Tailors?
21:01Tailoring?
21:03What they say makes sense.
21:06Oh yes, of course.
21:09But what have you brought me, Your Majesty?
21:13Observe, the suit is ghastly,
21:16absolutely ghastly.
21:18Away with you.
21:20Wait, Your Majesty,
21:23perhaps they have something else to show you.
21:26Let me speak to them.
21:30I like your style,
21:32but if the Emperor paid a million for those rags,
21:36the people might revolt.
21:38No, this can't be just any suit.
21:41Have you something else in your bag?
21:44Something very special?
21:49Why, yes.
21:52Of course.
21:54We do?
21:56We do.
21:58Then show it, and by doing so,
22:00prove yourself to me.
22:02Come, come.
22:04Show me my new suit of clothes.
22:07Oh, the suit?
22:09Yes, at once.
22:11Emperor, may I call you EMP?
22:15EMP, I can see you're not the type
22:17for a ready-made right-off-the-rack EMP.
22:19For you, what you need is a made-to-order.
22:24Obviously a tailor of taste and breeding.
22:28Really? Of course.
22:30But show me the material.
22:33I insist on seeing that.
22:36A sample.
22:39Mufti wants a sample.
22:42Oh, sample! He wants a sample!
22:44Very well, EMP,
22:46but first I've got to let you in on a trade secret.
22:51I love secrets.
22:53Yes.
22:54This cloth...
22:56Yes?
22:57This cloth...
22:59Yes?
23:02It's enchanted cloth.
23:06Enchanted?
23:08Enchanted.
23:10Superb.
23:11Enchanted?
23:13Enchanted.
23:14Enchanted.
23:16Enchanted?
23:18Enchanted.
23:19It's enchanted, of course.
23:21Then I must have it.
23:23I must.
23:24One moment, Your Majesty.
23:27How is it enchanted?
23:31How is it enchanted?
23:34What are you looking at me for?
23:36It is enchanted because...
23:41It's invisible!
23:44Invisible to anyone who is very stupid or unfit to hold office.
23:50What?
23:52Invisible to anyone who is very stupid...
23:55Or unfit to hold office.
23:58I must see it at once.
24:00At once!
24:01Show it to him, you worthy tailor.
24:03Go on, show it to him.
24:05Very well.
24:06You understand, of course, this is just a sample.
24:09I will have to weave the rest once I get the commission.
24:13Oh, yes, yes.
24:14Oh, do get on with it.
24:17Behold, enchanted cloth.
24:22Magnificent.
24:24Beautiful.
24:25What?
24:26What?
24:27Oh, mighty emperor.
24:28Most fit to hold office in all the world.
24:31Is it not exquisite?
24:33Yes, it's quite...
24:35Yes.
24:36Well, make me a suit of that enchanted...
24:40Whatever it is.
24:41I'm sure I shall be able to see...
24:43That is, I'm sure that I shall just love the finished garment.
24:46Well, I'm not worried.
24:48Because quite frankly, imp...
24:51It's you.
24:54Yes.
24:55When a tailor needs a tailor
24:57It can't be just any tailor
24:59It must be a tailor's tailor
25:00If the tailor's to be tailored
25:02It must be a tailor's tailor
25:04If the tailor's to be tailored
25:17Poor Emperor Clockenlocker.
25:20The fact that he couldn't see our enchanted cloth
25:24Meant only one thing
25:26As far as the emperor was concerned.
25:30It must be that I am stupid
25:33And unfit to rule.
25:36Who says so?
25:38I can see that cloth.
25:40It's as plain as the nose on my face.
25:43My God.
25:45Oh.
25:46Oh, dear.
25:49What am I worried about?
25:51I am the ruler of this land
25:53And if I choose to see the cloth
25:55I will.
25:57I can do anything I please.
25:59That's the fun thing about being an emperor.
26:02I can see whatever I want to see.
26:05I see the tinsel
26:08The sparkle
26:10And the glitter
26:12It's never the bitter
26:17For me
26:20Through rose-colored glasses
26:24The pretty world passes
26:29I see
26:32What I want to see
26:39I hear the chatter
26:43The sound and all the clatter
26:48But none of it matters to me
26:56I'm safe in my bubble
27:00From all of the trouble
27:04I see
27:08What I want to see
27:13I'm afraid and quite certain
27:18If I raise the curtain
27:22I'll see things I don't want to see
27:31The tinsel will tarnish
27:35And sparkles cease to glitter
27:39And sweet will be bitter for me
27:48So give me my blinders
27:52And save your reminders
27:56I see
27:59What I want to see
28:04I see
28:08What I want to see
28:20Jasper the Clown saw to it that we were set up in sumptuous quarters.
28:24We took the lad Busky on as our apprentice,
28:27and our every wish was a command.
28:30It was, all in all, a delightful way to make a million.
28:40And one of the pleasantest things about living in the palace
28:44was getting to know the fair Princess Jane.
28:48Strike!
28:50That's 19 games for me and none for you.
28:54Let's try to even the scores.
28:57Another game?
29:02And as we got to know each other better,
29:04she confided in me even more.
29:09I'm getting real uneasy about Jasper.
29:13Lately he's been making eyes at me.
29:17It's almost like he's in love with me.
29:22It's almost like he's in love with me.
29:28I asked myself, why would a clown fall in love with a princess?
29:40Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
29:44And I figured out why.
29:46Even if he has all the money in the treasury,
29:49he can't really rule the land unless he marries into the royal family.
29:53That's me.
29:55Stroke! Stroke!
29:58Have no fear.
30:00I won't let Jasper have you, my love.
30:04Oh, Marmaduke, I feel so safe.
30:10With a hero like you around.
30:19I don't like you spending so much time with the Princess Jane.
30:23Silence!
30:25Do as I tell you or I will have your head.
30:29Jane and the Empire will be mine.
30:33But what if she doesn't love you?
30:37She can be tricked into a wedding.
30:39Tricked? How?
30:42You'll find that out when I want you to.
30:47Well, every day we continued to work on the suit that wasn't there.
30:53And every night, the Empress studied his arithmetic and spelling and history until dawn,
30:59trying desperately to become less stupid and fit to rule.
31:06And every morning...
31:08Oh, I've got to see it. I've just got to be able to see it.
31:16Well, tailors, how goes the work?
31:19All silky and brocady, I trust?
31:21You can see for yourself, sir.
31:29Great simpering, Cyclops.
31:32I beg pardon, sir.
31:35Oh, it's lovely. It's quite...
31:38Quite...
31:40Quite...
31:42Quite...
31:44Quite...
31:46Quintessentially quite.
31:48Great progress. Your...
31:50Progress is...
31:53Progressing very...
31:55Progressively.
31:57How long will you take to finish?
31:59Well, making such a suit is quite an involved operation.
32:03How involved?
32:05Well, in my business, it's always the same every year.
32:11First, we have the mind defining what to make and what designing.
32:17Then the sketching, thinking, thinking, lots of thinking, heavy thinking.
32:22Suddenly, from inspiration, we have got a new creation.
32:26Everything begins to bustle, everyone begins to hustle.
32:32Creation!
32:35Lots of scissors, snipping, snipping, needles, nipping, clicking, clicking.
32:38If it's wrong, there's ripping, ripping. If it's right, there's color-picking.
32:41Draping, pinning, finger-splitting. For tomorrow, it's the fitting.
32:44Zip-a-snap, perhaps toggle. Oh, the mind begins to boggle.
32:50Creation!
32:58Finished every alteration.
33:01There it hangs, our new creation.
33:04Now begins the finger-biting.
33:06Will they find the look exciting?
33:08Will the papers all be saying, beautiful couturier.
33:11Soon the moment all is ready.
33:13Even Shannon nervous then.
33:17Creation!
33:19Creation!
33:21Creation!
33:24All that? Oh, but I wanted the suit by next week.
33:28Oh, don't worry, you'll have it, you'll have it.
33:30Creation!
33:33Great muddled madras.
33:36What does Marmaduke want?
33:38The hand of your daughter in marriage.
33:41But Jane is all I have.
33:43We belong together.
33:45I couldn't break up the set.
33:47Don't you want that enchanted suit?
33:49One would think you couldn't see it.
33:51Of course I can see it.
33:53And to see it is to want it. I must have it.
33:56Think of it this way.
33:58You're not losing a daughter, you're gaining a tailor.
34:03And then at last.
34:05It was time for the final fitting.
34:11Emperor Clock and Locker.
34:13Your new suit.
34:18Well?
34:19What do you think?
34:21Oh, yes.
34:23Yes, indeed.
34:25Of course, it's still only basted together.
34:28We may have to alter the sleeves.
34:30What do you think of the cuffs?
34:32Fine, just fine.
34:34Silly man, that's the collar.
34:37How does it feel?
34:39Oh, lovely. Yes, as light as a thin air.
34:42Are the sleeves too long?
34:44I don't think so, no.
34:46Why, they hang down to your kneecap.
34:48Well, perhaps a little too long.
34:50Good gracious, I think I see a cross stitch.
34:53No, that's a mosquito.
34:56Got it.
34:59After that session, the midnight oil was really burned.
35:10This has gone far enough.
35:12I'm growing impatient.
35:14It's time that suit was finished.
35:18But my dear Jasper, we can't rush the job.
35:21I mean, we're getting paid a million and a princess.
35:25I'm glad you brought that up.
35:27I've decided that you will give the princess to me.
35:31You? But she loves me.
35:33The princess shall be mine.
35:35Disobey me and the results will be disastrous.
35:39See that cannon outside the window?
35:44It is pointed directly at the boulevard of rogues.
35:47If you do not do as I tell you,
35:49my faithful Ivan will kill you.
35:52If you do not do as I tell you,
35:54my faithful Ivan will fire it
35:56and all your friends will be destroyed.
36:03What can I say, old friend?
36:06At least we'll have the men.
36:08Oh, that's another thing.
36:10You will be paid exactly one grinklin each for your trouble.
36:14The rest you will turn over to me.
36:17Understand?
36:19I'll wear treasury in my pocket and the princess as my bride.
36:23I'll be sure to rule the empire.
36:33Well, you can bet your bobbins
36:35that we weren't going to let Jasper get away
36:38with 999,998 grinklins and one princess.
36:45So, we made secret plans.
36:59Got the message?
37:01Of course. We ate the evidence.
37:06Your Majesty, the suit is finished.
37:09You may pick it up at noon.
37:11Oh, wow.
37:15I then paid a call on the princess Jane
37:18who was being fitted for her wedding gown.
37:25Oh, jeepers, Marmaduke.
37:27I can't wait until after we're married.
37:30But do you really think you'll be able to carry it off?
37:33I mean, being a gentleman in court and all that?
37:36Why, whatever do you mean?
37:39Well, a prince consort has got to be a gentleman.
37:42My dear Princess Jane,
37:44with a million grinklins and you,
37:47I could be anything.
37:50I could be a gentleman, why not?
37:53Why not?
37:56All you have to do is look the part.
37:59Look the part?
38:02Watch your P's and Q's and learn to play croquet.
38:06Croquet!
38:08Okay.
38:10All you have to learn is which is which.
38:14All you need is money to be rich.
38:22You could be a baron or an earl.
38:26Or an earl.
38:28And be part of all the social world.
38:32Social world.
38:34Learn to dance and do them in your wake.
38:38If you went...
38:40You bet.
38:43All you have to learn is which is which.
38:47All you need is money to be rich.
38:51You'll spend your afternoons at tea.
38:55A gentleman refined you'll be.
39:00Never will I use a word like gentleman.
39:04I knew I'd end up in Parliament.
39:08Be an admiral of the Admiralty.
39:12Admiralty.
39:14You'll say quite instead of yessiree.
39:18Yessiree.
39:21I could be a minister and sniff that stuff.
39:24That stuff is snuff.
39:28Enough!
39:29All you have to learn is which is which.
39:33All you need is money to be rich.
39:37All you need is money to be rich.
40:03Your Majesty.
40:05The Emperor's new clothes.
40:13Well.
40:14Heavenly herringbone.
40:16I...
40:18I've never seen such a wonderful suit.
40:20The million is yours.
40:26Now Mufti and I had planned to lower the bag of real gold...
40:29...into the garden and bury it there.
40:32But our plans went slightly astray.
40:34Luckily we had Princess Jane posted as a lookout.
40:39Jasper is on his way.
40:44Jasper.
40:46Oh my, he's early.
40:50Hide this gold.
40:53Oh my, how can you hide a million crates?
40:57There's a way.
40:59There's a way.
41:00In the cannon.
41:06One million crates.
41:08I'll count it when I have the time.
41:11The Emperor is about to show his new suit.
41:14Take it away.
41:23Well.
41:24I'm ready.
41:26Fully dressed.
41:29The moment of moments.
41:31The Emperor's new clothes.
41:51Now nobody anywhere ever wants to be thought a fool...
41:54...or unfit for his office in life.
41:56And so wherever the Emperor went that most curious afternoon...
42:00...after they got over the initial shock that is...
42:03...they all agreed that the garments were beautiful...
42:06...and that beyond a shadow of a doubt...
42:09Clothes make the man.
42:11With the proper dressing...
42:13...you'll be most impressing.
42:15You could be a gentleman.
42:17Clothes make the man.
42:19Clothes make the man.
42:25If his shoes are patent leather...
42:27...no matter what the weather...
42:29...if the bumper chute he carries in the sun...
42:33...if he's buttoned to his chin...
42:35...if his collar has a pin...
42:37...well that's the way a gentleman is done.
42:42Clothes make the man.
42:44With the proper styling...
42:46...you can be a guy and you can be a gentleman.
42:50Clothes make the man.
42:52Clothes make the man.
43:14Clothes make the man.
43:16With the proper dressing...
43:18...you'll be most impressing.
43:20You can be a gentleman.
43:22Clothes make the man.
43:25Clothes make the man.
43:50Ok. Ok.
43:53Your Imperial Emperor...
43:55...I find I cannot accept the hand of the princess...
43:59...as I have forgotten a rather minor detail...
44:03...waiting for me at home.
44:06My wife.
44:09Great tropical wustard.
44:12And so, I hereby transfer my prize...
44:17...to...
44:19...to...
44:20I accept.
44:21But... but...
44:26It was obvious to one and all that Princess Jane was heartbroken...
44:30...and beneath that veil...
44:32...she was sobbing her eyes out.
44:36I now pronounce you...
44:38...clown and wife.
44:42Kiss the bride.
44:45What the...?
44:46The apprentice!
44:48What are you doing here?
44:53Well, I don't see what you've got to laugh about.
44:56You've just married a clown.
44:58You're... you're laughing at me?
45:01Why?
45:02What's funny about me?
45:05What?
45:06Eh?
45:07Speak up!
45:08You're naked.
45:10I don't follow. I'm what?
45:12I don't follow. I'm what?
45:14You're naked.
45:17You...
45:19...don't have any clothes on.
45:21No clothes?
45:24Naked?
45:25Naked?
45:30Barely.
45:31Nudely.
45:33Nakedly.
45:35Naked!
45:37Quit simpering, seersucker.
45:39I've been duped.
45:42For pity's sake.
45:43Who am I?
45:53This is all your fault.
45:55Oh, dear.
45:56You encouraged that scoundrel.
45:59I... I can explain everything.
46:01Enough!
46:02You are banished from Bibbentucker...
46:04...forever.
46:05Away with him!
46:06And as for you...
46:08...back to the boulevard of rogues.
46:10Take him away!
46:16Oh, is there no one I can trust?
46:19Where's my daughter?
46:21Where's the Princess Jane?
46:25Dear Daddy...
46:26First of all...
46:27...don't get a chill.
46:30Second of all...
46:31I'm taking refuge in the boulevard of rogues...
46:34...where I'm to wed Marmaduke later today.
46:37Wed Marmaduke?
46:38I forbid it!
46:40Yes.
46:41Please don't forbid it...
46:43...because I love him very much.
46:45She does?
46:47Yes, I do.
46:48Well then, I suppose that changes things.
46:51Jane deserves happiness...
46:53...after the way I've ignored her.
46:56Go to them.
46:57Tell them they have my blessing...
46:59...and that I shall attend their wedding...
47:02...dressed in this outfit I now wear.
47:06I ordered these fools' arraignments.
47:09I approved of them...
47:10...and put them on.
47:12And so...
47:13...I will wear them...
47:15...for the rest of the day.
47:17Sound the trumpets...
47:19...beat the drums...
47:21...so that the whole land shall know...
47:23...of my profound folly.
47:26Let the parade continue.
47:33The Emperor was true to his words...
47:36...and all that day...
47:37...as the trumpets blared...
47:38...and the drums rolled...
47:40...he marched before...
47:41...the entire population of Bibbentucker.
47:47And without adding a stitch...
47:49...he came to our wedding...
47:51...and gave his blessings.
47:53But you know...
47:55...somehow...
47:56...perhaps because he was finally...
47:58...being honest with himself...
48:00...he was able to hold his head up proudly.
48:03And that silly Emperor...
48:05...achieved a certain grace and dignity.
48:08And everyone said...
48:10...that the Emperor's new clothes...
48:13...were the most magnificent...
48:15...he'd ever owned.
48:18He...
48:19...and everyone else...
48:21...certain to live...
48:23...happily ever after.
48:25That's what you think!
48:27Ivan!
48:28Ivan!
48:29Fire!
48:30Yes, old master!
48:36Go, go, go, go!
48:38Go, go, go, go!
48:40We're late!
48:41We're late!
48:42We're going to be late!
48:44Oh, my, oh, my!
48:46Our million great lives!
48:49Oh, well...
48:50...easy come...
48:52...easy go.
48:54Oh, my...
48:55Oh, my...
48:56Oh, my...
48:57Oh, my...
48:58Oh, my...
49:04Now, I've heard of fairy tales...
49:06...ending happily before...
49:07...but that was absolutely wonderful.
49:10Especially...
49:11...for me.
49:22Well...
49:23...it was absolutely wonderful playing...
49:25...Mama Duke...
49:26...that cat of a conman...
49:28...but now...
49:30...back to reality.
49:32Well...
49:33...it's me again.
49:35We do hope you've enjoyed it...
49:36...and I'd like to thank our guests...
49:37...Cyril Richart, who played the Emperor...
49:39...and Imogene Coca, who played Princess Jane.
49:41And as for you...
49:43...you'd better come along...
49:45...with...
49:46...me!