Foodie Beauty shares the view on the balcony in Thailand where she has an accident that takes her 30 seconds to contemplate the cleanup. She says there was another accident that occurred when she was at the movies, barely making it to the bathroom, then continued shopping. We get a quick update from Peetz. The next topic we look at is Amberlynn's opinion on Nikocado's weight loss and how he can change on the outside but is probably still the same on the inside. It took Amberlynn less than two seconds after Tommy left to decide that she was going to travel to see Tommy. Since Amberlynn's ex bestie Alexis live in the same state as Tommy, we see how Amberlynn reached out to Lex in the most creepy of ways. We end the video with a palate cleanser with Cheyenne Jasmine's parody regarding Beck's weddeen and how Destiny is probably invited while Eric and Rickie are not. We are left with a cliff hanger when Rickie calls Amberlynn to plan a weddeen crash.
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00:00It smells like ssss- oh, I don't like that.
00:04It smells like ssss- oh, I don't like that.
00:08Okay, when I come outside, here's my sensation.
00:11When I come outside, instantly, the humidity grabs my face.
00:14Like a face hugger from Alien Romulus.
00:16And then, I smell fried potatoes.
00:23There you go.
00:24You wanna look outside for a while?
00:26I was gonna put my phone here.
00:29But then I'm like, no.
00:33See, the humidity makes me like-
00:37Oh no.
00:51Gut bacteria? I thought it was a hormone.
00:58What was the oh no for? Nothing.
01:04Is it wavy or is it just me?
01:06The humidity grabs my face.
01:15I'll be right back.
01:29I'm going to the bathroom.
01:44I cannot go anywhere with this flu.
01:49I had a bit of an accident in my pants.
01:53So I had to clean up and change.
01:55So I had to clean up and change.
01:57Eggs on legs, how did you know?
01:59When I coughed, something happened.
02:01I didn't expect that at all.
02:03Just coughing.
02:05Not to be gross, but I've never had a cold like this.
02:08It causes me to crap myself.
02:09The oh no.
02:10Oh no.
02:11You know my oh no's by now?
02:12How long have you been watching me?
02:13It wasn't a very mess.
02:14I don't need to shower.
02:15Ew.
02:16But bidet, don't forget, is an ass shower.
02:17I cleaned up very well.
02:18Oh man, now everyone's gonna remember me for this.
02:20Have different underpants on and wash my hands.
02:25Ugh, that's the end of those underwears.
02:27We're good to go.
02:29I think I should shoot those underpants out, though.
02:33I don't want to wash that out.
02:35Ugh.
02:36I didn't know what to do, so I took them off and hummed them at the wall
02:38and they started sliding down like one of them sticky octopuses.
02:40That's why I have so many underpants.
02:42I'm kidding.
02:43Don't give that one to the workers to clean.
02:45Why do you think I would do that?
02:46Never.
02:47That's what I'm saying.
02:48It's either going in the garbage or I have to clean it, and I'm not.
02:50I didn't think that coughing would cause me to...
02:52I didn't even feel any bubble guts or anything,
02:54like nothing in my stomach to indicate.
02:55No cramp.
02:56I just coughed and it came out.
02:58And it's like...
03:00TMI, but you can tell it's because I'm sick.
03:02You know, like that kind of diarrhea where you're sick.
03:06Yuck.
03:07I don't like it.
03:08I don't like it one bit, man.
03:09I gotta stay in in case I'm crying.
03:11I didn't know it was out.
03:12You know, this happened to me at the movies, also.
03:14Not as bad, but this almost happened at the movies.
03:16I had to run, and they didn't have a bathroom nearby.
03:19It's like...
03:20The movie theaters themselves are upstairs.
03:24A couple of floors, I think.
03:26It was kind of confusing.
03:27It's kind of like a little maze.
03:28The theaters are on, like, different floors.
03:31I was, according to my ticket, in theater 8,
03:34and you just had to keep...
03:36It felt like forever, just going up escalator after escalator
03:40after escalator to get to your particular theater.
03:43Here I was, like, just kind of, like, confused.
03:46Like, are the theaters on this floor?
03:48Like, am I going the right way?
03:50And then I realized I have to go up another escalator.
03:53So I was like, okay, the theater must be, you know, now on this floor.
03:57But no, 3 to 9.
03:59Mine's in 8.
04:00So down another corridor here, as you can see.
04:03So I sat in a seating area.
04:05I had 20 minutes till my movie started,
04:07and I just got a Coke Zero here,
04:09and I got cheese popcorn.
04:12They have cheese popcorn.
04:14I've never been to a theater except for Bangkok
04:16that has cheese popcorn, and it is delicious, let me tell you.
04:20And I arrive at a totally empty theater, for now anyway,
04:24and I paid a bit extra for a premium seat.
04:27Just a bit more room.
04:28Looks pretty nice.
04:30And, of course, it reclined, so very comfy.
04:34I'm like, please just let me make it.
04:36At one point, I had to stop and put my hand against the wall
04:38and just, like, stand there and just pray
04:41and, like, please don't let anything happen right now.
04:45And then I kept going.
04:46And after the movie, I rushed before Clinique closed.
04:49But I found it! I found it!
04:51I finally found it.
04:52It took a while, but I found it.
04:54And I'm here to try the skincare again.
04:57So wish me luck.
04:58We'll see what I get.
04:59Lafourche's ravioli bolognese is probably not the best thing for your gut.
05:02Whatever.
05:03Nothing is.
05:04Veggies are good for you?
05:05Yeah.
05:06I mean, everyone has to go to the bathroom.
05:07And everyone has urgent moments.
05:09I've had urgent moments my whole life.
05:11It sucks being sick and lonely.
05:12I'm sure a lot of people in this building have whatever it is.
05:16That was bad.
05:17I can't believe that happened.
05:18I'm so annoyed.
05:19Good pair of undies gone.
05:21Is this your last clean undies?
05:22No.
05:23The ones I'm wearing, yeah.
05:24So this is the only clean undies until they bring it tomorrow.
05:28That's okay.
05:29I miss doing my own laundry whenever the hell I want.
05:33And they reek.
05:34I always smell the crotch on my pants because that's how you know if they're used.
05:36If I wear them really much with no underwear
05:39and I pee myself a little bit when I cough,
05:41then I know.
05:42Want clean, fresh clothes?
05:43No problem.
05:44Am I gross?
05:45You really are.
05:46What?
05:47I mean, do people want to do that?
05:49Well, I coughed and that happened.
05:51Which I couldn't help, you know?
05:54But thank goodness for the days.
05:58I love that.
05:59I do have a lot of PJs.
06:00And I have some PJ bottoms.
06:01So I'm not worried about that.
06:03Don't take these beautiful things that I got.
06:08I guess I wiped a booger under my desk.
06:13Anyway.
06:16All that aside, how is everyone?
06:28I have been getting so many people mentioning avocado avocado to me,
06:31asking like, when is that going to be me?
06:33I am like two steps ahead.
06:35Two. Always two steps ahead.
06:37Is he going to be your trainer since you were his dietitian?
06:39Do you like Amber?
06:40Who, my dietitian?
06:41No.
06:42Nope, nope, nope.
06:43Pathological liar.
06:44What do you think of his weight loss?
06:45Like, oh my God.
06:46If you don't know the backstory between me and Nikocado Avocado,
06:48him and I used to be friends or what I consider friends.
06:49Like we would literally text.
06:50We would talk about personal things in our lives.
06:52You know, ask each other advice.
06:53It's what I considered a friendship.
06:54And he wanted to collab with me, asked me multiple times.
06:56When I am having dinner or lunch or whatever,
06:59I will watch Nikocado eat.
07:04Nikocado Avocado, I love you.
07:06He actually wants to collab with me.
07:07And I'm just like, yes, boo.
07:09Like, let's get it.
07:18We are on my way to Walmart.
07:20We have to go shopping.
07:22Let's just look around a little bit.
07:25You know, hashtag Walmart.
07:27Hurry up.
07:28I have things to do.
07:29I have things to do.
07:33There's some things we need to get from Walmart.
07:35So we're here.
07:36I'm in my little scooter.
07:37I'm embarrassed.
07:38Bye.
07:39Yes, I'm sitting in a cart.
07:42Walmart.
07:43Best place on earth.
07:44We're now at Walmart.
07:48Okay, so I'm at Walmart.
07:50And hold on.
07:54What took so long?
07:56Look what I found.
07:57Look at this cute little fella that I just found.
08:00Which we have all been patiently waiting for.
08:05Hello, and welcome back to the show.
08:07Why are we here?
08:08Oh yeah, milk, butter, and syrup.
08:10This was back 2019, 2020.
08:12And I just wasn't ready.
08:13I didn't feel like at my best.
08:14And it's like, I really liked him.
08:15And I was like, I don't want him to meet me like this.
08:17Especially like 2019.
08:18Everland, like, was hectic.
08:23Okay.
08:28Mmm.
08:29I'm amazed.
08:30Wow.
08:31I prefer this right now.
08:32Because it's so dry.
08:33I love dry chicken.
08:35I like my meat really dry.
08:36Hi, that's me.
08:37Wow.
08:38The more it's cooked, the better.
08:39Yum, yum, yum.
08:41My tongue.
08:48Cleaning off my bone.
08:502020, what's happening?
08:52Guys, honestly, this virus, um, I'm scared.
08:57I'm gonna be honest here.
09:00I have a, probably, a weakened immune system.
09:03I really don't know if I do or not.
09:05But it just makes sense because of my weight.
09:07And I'm just like, I'm to a point where anxiety is taking over, like, taking over my body.
09:15Honestly.
09:16I can't function.
09:18I got diagnosed with cancer.
09:20So, I've told the people who matter and who I know in real life, but I just wanted to update you guys.
09:31Um, I've been having panic attacks.
09:36Oh, God.
09:38So, I got my results, my results back.
09:41And I do have cancer.
09:46Fuck.
09:47Just a lot was happening.
09:48I would always tell him, yeah, we can collab, but I'm just not ready yet.
09:50And I don't know really, like, what switched in him.
09:52But one day, like, he made a video, like, insinuating that I lied about cancer.
09:55So, what are you gonna do when all your friends block you for lying to them?
09:58Because you're gonna get mad.
09:59Because that's something that's really messed up.
10:01Lying about that is so messed up.
10:03You don't know if they have family members that had that.
10:06You don't know if they lost family to that.
10:08Everything is a lie.
10:11Lie about what you ate.
10:12Lie about, you know, stepping on the scale and she told you it was water.
10:16You know, these are light things.
10:17But when it turns into medical, I think that's just so gross.
10:21You know, I used to, again, be in certain people's corners.
10:24Make excuses for them.
10:25Be like, oh, no.
10:26I mean, physical appearance.
10:27It's beyond that.
10:28And then from that point on, he would take things that I would do or say, like, in my YouTube videos.
10:31And, like, exaggerate them to, like, the millionth degree.
10:33Like, pretty much, like, making fun of me.
10:34Aw, you look so cute.
10:37You're so cute and small.
10:40Can you make it a little bit bigger?
10:43Skinny privilege.
10:45Making things that don't fit people like me.
10:47Again, this should be able to fit.
10:48I struggle just to put it on.
10:49I feel discriminated.
10:51I'm calling my attorney.
10:52You just got to move a little bit away.
10:54I know you can do it.
10:55I'm going to turn on the scale.
10:56Tap it like so.
11:02I just want them to see that I'm turning it on.
11:04Wait for it to turn on.
11:06Hurry up, lady.
11:07Wake up.
11:08Hello.
11:09Hello.
11:10It's ready.
11:11It's ready.
11:12Hello.
11:13Hello.
11:14It's ready.
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11:21Hello.
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11:23Hello.
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11:25Hello.
11:26It's ready.
11:27Okay.
11:28I'm fearful of nothing.
11:29Not even the diabetes.
11:30It's the betas.
11:31I don't have diabetes, which I'm very grateful for.
11:32I'm not even pre-diabetic.
11:33There's no greater wealth than health.
11:34Absolutely.
11:35You know, that's why, if you look at my cart here, I'm on Octavia.
11:36So, I just ordered $500 worth of Octavia stuff.
11:41Hey, guys.
11:42So, we have a very large unboxing.
11:45Today is my first day on Octavia.
11:47Which, basically, you know, you count what you say, the calories.
11:52And so, I can document my wellness and all of the calories here.
11:54So, I'm on Octavia and Jenny Craig at the same time.
11:57Been going great.
11:58I'm one of the most successful weight loss channels on YouTube anyways.
12:01Seven and a half years going strong.
12:04And that's why I've lost 89 pounds.
12:07How I lost the famous 89 LBs.
12:10The carb, it was always like rice or a potato type of thing.
12:14I've lost 89 pounds eating nothing but rice and potatoes.
12:17Which, I don't mind that.
12:18Like, humor in that regard, trolling in that regard, it's like whatever to me.
12:20Like, thank you for finding me that entertaining.
12:23Are you stressing and swelling in the car?
12:25It's swelling.
12:27Oh, from the car rides?
12:28You have lymphedema from the car rides?
12:30Every time I sit in the car, I gain weight from sitting.
12:33This is how my foot normally looks.
12:36And then this one is like this.
12:38It's really bad.
12:40That you want to, like, use some of my traits into your videos?
12:42Like, thanks, I guess?
12:44It's the part where he insinuated I lied about cancer.
12:46That's the part where, pretty rough.
12:48Like, he has a large audience.
12:49People contacted me.
12:50Thousands of people just, whether it be in other YouTube videos, reaction channels,
12:53comments on his video, my video, reaction channels' videos, DMs to me.
12:56It doesn't matter.
12:57Like, there were thousands of people under the impression that I lied about cancer.
12:59A lot of people have a problem with you clickbaiting dying and having cancer.
13:04Disgraceful.
13:05Dispectful.
13:06Dispectful.
13:07Dispectful.
13:08And that's not okay.
13:09And a lot of people said it was because of Nikocado Avocado saying that.
13:11And if that many people can watch that video and put two and two together,
13:13then it's enough to make me be like, wow, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.
13:16So regarding his weight loss, I just want to say that I am proud of him.
13:19I know losing weight is super hard.
13:20I have no idea how he did it.
13:21I just knew that he was always pretty smart about things.
13:23He knew how to play the YouTube game 100%.
13:25I'm going to come on YouTube and say,
13:27I'm done discussing my body or my health.
13:28A week later, I'll be doing a try-on haul so people can look at the body.
13:31But I'll make sure I tell people that I don't like that and talk about it and discuss it.
13:34Because if they know I don't like it, people will go do it.
13:36Because they want to make me upset.
13:37Because they don't like me.
13:38But I make sure they don't like me.
13:39Because that's my brand.
13:41And I always knew he was going to do something like this.
13:42But like, this extreme, I'm shocked.
13:44But I'm proud.
13:45Do I like him as a person because of what he did to me?
13:47No.
13:48Can people change and apologize and move on?
13:49Yes.
13:50But do I think he's ever going to do that?
13:51I have no idea.
13:53It's really me.
13:54I am not AI.
13:55I am not a clone.
13:56I am a real person.
13:57It is what it is.
13:58This is my life.
13:59And my life is what it is.
14:00If people don't like it, they don't have to click it.
14:01You clicked it, so it means you're somehow interested.
14:02Why?
14:03I don't know.
14:04Are you hungry, Ashley?
14:05Do you need something to eat, Ashley?
14:06Well, I'll be eating for you in this video.
14:07Now, make sure you subscribe to this channel.
14:08This is a different channel.
14:09This is not my normal channel.
14:10This is one of my secret...
14:11Well, it's not really a secret, but it's an older channel.
14:12But I still post here every month.
14:13So, make sure you subscribe to this channel.
14:14This is not my normal channel.
14:16Now, make sure you subscribe to this channel.
14:17This is a different channel.
14:18This is not my normal channel.
14:19This is one of my secret...
14:20Well, it's not really a secret, but it's an older channel.
14:21But I still post here every month.
14:22So, subscribe right now.
14:23Subscribe, Ashley, or you're getting blocked.
14:24Oh, my gosh.
14:25This is a...
14:26Not enough food.
14:27This is not enough food.
14:28I'm going to starve.
14:29And it's me.
14:30I'm always proud of anybody.
14:31Like, no matter if I like them, dislike them, love them, hate them, whatever.
14:32Like, I'm proud of anybody improving themselves.
14:33But I am curious.
14:34How did he do it?
14:35How long did it take?
14:36Like, I low-key would love, like, if he made, like, a video, like, a documentary.
14:37Documentary.
14:38A documentary?
14:39Why is that word so weird?
14:40I'd love if he made, like, a documentary of, like, how he did it and, like, how he is always
14:41two steps ahead and, like, played the YouTube game.
14:42Like, that would be...
14:43That would be cool to watch.
14:44I think there's, like, a big misconception about, like, fat people not being proud of
14:45other fat people for losing weight.
14:46Because I know a lot of people are like, oh, Amberlynn is probably jealous or whatever
14:47it may be.
14:48But, like, no.
14:49Like, I'm, like, the complete opposite of that.
14:50Like, I'm not proud of fat people for losing weight.
14:51I'm not proud of fat people for losing weight.
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18:28Mmm.
18:29They make me feel, oh, you know.
18:32You know.
18:34Oh.
18:35It's real.
18:38Dang, these prizes are terrible.
18:42Oh, look who it is.
18:44Yo, Ricky.
18:45Oh.
18:46Hey, Destiny.
18:50Long time no see.
18:52What you buying?
18:56Groceries.
18:57What else would I be getting at Walmart?
18:59I'm cooking chicken pot pie tonight.
19:00What you getting?
19:01Me?
19:02Uh, nothing really.
19:04Just, uh, Becky's wedding gift.
19:10So dumb, but she'll love it.
19:13What you mean, Becky's wedding gift?
19:16Uh, it means that, uh, I'm invited to Becky's wedding.
19:22And I am buying her a wedding gift.
19:27Their, uh, gift registry is Walmart.
19:29I know, right?
19:32Uh, I don't understand.
19:34When did you get your invite?
19:36Uh, I don't know.
19:37A couple weeks ago.
19:39Why?
19:40Don't tell me you're not invited, Ricky.
19:45Of course I'm invited.
19:47My invitation must be lost in the mail.
19:50You know how the postal service is these days.
19:52Anyway, why in the Sam Hill are you invited, Missy?
19:55I thought y'all hated each other.
19:57Well, you know, Becky is a loser.
20:00But the more I got to know them, the more I realized they're not as much of a loser as I thought.
20:07Okay, well, that's nice, I guess.
20:10Um, listen, I gotta run.
20:12That chicken pot pie ain't gonna make it's sales now.
20:16Well, it's been real nice catching up with you, Ricky.
20:18Real nice.
20:21Hey, I'll see you at the wedding.
20:23I'll see you at the wedding.
20:25Oh, you bet your ass you're gonna see me at that wedding.
20:28Check you later, check you later.
20:31Bye now.
20:33Oh my God.
20:34Someone please tell me.
20:36What planet are we living on?
20:38That destiny gets invited to Becky's wedding.
20:40And I don't.
20:42This is a travesty.
20:43This is disrespect of the highest order.
20:46I better tell Eric.
20:49Work, now turn to the left.
20:50Work, now turn to the right.
20:51Sashay, shantay.
20:52Work, now turn to the left.
20:54Work, now turn to the right.
20:55Sashay, shantay.
20:57Ugh, I can't say it with my lips.
20:59Sashay, shantay.
21:00Oh my God.
21:02Eric, you ain't gonna believe who I bumped into at Walmart.
21:06Um, Trixie Mattel?
21:08Oh, come on, what?
21:09No.
21:12Oh.
21:13Destiny.
21:15Ew, gross.
21:16Uh.
21:20That bitch has been invited to Rebecca's wedding.
21:25Oh my God, what the fuck?
21:26We haven't even received an invite, Ricky.
21:28Exactly.
21:29We should totally call Becky and see what's going on.
21:31Start shooting.
21:33Okay, final gift list for my wedding.
21:37Let me see.
21:38Besides the obligatory family members.
21:43Let's see.
21:44Destiny is my friend now, so she is definitely coming.
21:47Uh, Foodie Beauty.
21:50Uh, Pete.
21:52You know, I think I will hire Pete as my bodyguard because there could be some wedding crashers.
21:58And I want to make sure this date is perfect.
22:00Oh, maybe Nicocado Avocado.
22:03Maybe he would like to put in an appearance because of his unbelievable weight loss.
22:09Steven Affanti from my 600 pound loft.
22:12He could be a good one.
22:14And obviously, definitely not Amberlynn or Ricky or Eric.
22:19The traitors.
22:20And I have chose Walmart as the wedding gift registry.
22:24So what do I want?
22:25Crayons, coloring books, primary colored t-shirts, and obviously DVDs.
22:33This is going to be the greatest wedding ever.
22:35I mean.
22:37Okay, I'm calling this bitch right now.
22:40I'm putting this bitch on speakerphone.
22:45Who is that calling me at this hour?
22:48Oh.
22:50What do you know?
22:51It's the king of the traitors, Ricky.
22:56Yes.
22:58Oh my god, that's Southie Tone.
23:00Hey, Rebecca.
23:01What is it?
23:02I am trying to organize my wedding day.
23:04And I am also watching the Rugrats in the background.
23:07Of course.
23:08What else?
23:09Um, so like Becky, have you like sent all of your wedding invitations?
23:12Yup.
23:13What we want to know is, is where in the Sam Hill is our invite?
23:17You know, funny you should mention that because I am finalizing my gift list right now.
23:22And um, let me check.
23:26Nope, not on the list.
23:27Sorry.
23:28Excuse me?
23:29Do you need me to spell it out for you?
23:32You are not invited to my wedding.
23:35We are not invited.
23:36Nope.
23:37May I ask why?
23:38Well, Ricky, Eric, even though we have been the very best friends for a very, very, very long time.
23:45And you claim to hate Amberlynn so much.
23:49Well, recently it has come to my attention that you have been hanging around with Amberlynn behind my back.
23:54Even when I was at my lowest, at my deepest, darkest period.
23:58You still hung out with her instead of me.
24:01Now I do not know if she is paying you or bribing you or what.
24:05But it does not fit well with me.
24:07And I do not want any two hypocrites at my wedding.
24:13Goodbye.
24:19Oh no, they did not.
24:20Oh, they sure enough did.
24:21Oh my god, I really wanted to go to the wedding.
24:24I just wanted an excuse to wear a tux.
24:28Speaks for itself.
24:29I mean, doesn't it?
24:30I mean, doesn't it?
24:35Through the can-can, mama.
24:36Yes.
24:40Oh, y'all want to go to that wedding?
24:42We be going to that wedding, Eric.
24:44Now you can take that to the bank.
24:46I can't believe I'm doing this.
24:47Who have I become?
24:53Hello?
24:55Hello, Amberlynn.
24:57It's Ricky.
24:58Oh my god, Ricky!
25:01Listen, baby girl.
25:03Do y'all want to get your ultimate revenge on Becky?
25:06Oh my god, hectic!
25:07I'm in.
25:08Now listen to me.
25:09Here's what I want y'all to do.
25:10Pack your things straight away.
25:12And get your ass back to Kentucky.
25:15Now maybe y'all can get Tommy to drive y'all in a medical RV.
25:17Locking, you know, my 600 pound life.
25:19Because I know y'all can't get no plane.
25:20But you just got to make sure that you get your ass here.
25:23Because we got a wedding to crash.
25:25This is literally going to be like the most hectic thing I've ever seen
25:28in the world.
25:29Top deal.
25:30Top situation.
25:31Top moment.
25:34Oh, I'm so good.
25:37The more I realize she's not...
25:39F*** sake.
25:43Work.
25:44Turn to the left.
25:45Work.
25:46Turn to the right.
25:47Work the camera.
25:48Cover girl.
25:53Yes!
25:55Supermodel.
25:58Supermodel.