June 22, 2017 Sleeping on the farm before pride

  • last month
After spending the night at Hannah and Rafe's house, the three go to Amberlynn's to do laundry and while waiting they start a YouNow live stream. We start off watching Amberlynn do her makeup with the new foundation she bought at Sephora while Rafe makes a mess. The two discuss how to deal with bullies in school before Rafe takes over to tell a tale of her encounters with a poltergeist. Amberlynn explains why she doesn’t share a part of her tips from the live stream with Rafe. When Rafe tells the story of her proposal to Hannah, Amberlynn says she wants to be proposed to, and we get a glimpse into the future surrounding that subject. Rafe gets impatient waiting for Amberlynn’s clothes to dry and tries to start a second load. Amberlynn explains why she doesn’t want Rafe doing her laundry. There was a video released around this time showing the clip of Amberlynn breaking the couch at work, so she looks it up and explains how she did not break it. Could sitting down too quickly on the edge of a new bed result in a broken bedframe in the exact spot such actions would occur? We find out the real reason why Amberlynn wears the wrong shoes. They discuss going to Walmart for shoes before going back to the farm for a sleepover. When they get to Hannah and Rafe’s farm, they go on YouNow and we find out that Amberlynn did not find new shoes. Amberlynn says that 85% of YouTubers lie about everything, could this be an excuse for her own lahs? We find an inside joke that Amberlynn and Becky had. Another inside joke formed was that Becky looks like Destiny, leading to everyone looking like Destiny to deflect from any such possibility. Amberlynn says she already has plans for her and Destiny’s 4th of July two year would be anniversary. We look into the future when Amberlynn is asked if she will be buying Becky more gifts than she did Destiny a few months prior. Someone brings up the issue of the tips not being shared with Rafe from the live streams. Amberlynn asks Rafe to let the people know that she treats her good by buying meals when they take her to a restaurant and pay for the gas when Rafe and Hannah pick her up and take her to their house. The stream ends when Becky arrives on the farm after a long day at work.
Transcript
00:00We start the day off at Amberlynn's townhouse after spending the night at Hanna and Rafe's farm.
00:04They go on YouNow and do their makeup while waiting for Amberlynn's laundry to finish.
00:08There seems to be an audio issue which makes it difficult to hear Rafe, but not Amberlynn.
00:12The YouNow is going on her laptop and she forgot her phone charger at the farm.
00:16A suggestion in the chat is for Rafe to do her own live stream.
00:19Amberlynn says she doesn't mind sharing the views with Rafe,
00:21but needs to keep her own stream going since she missed yesterday.
00:25Amberlynn says her Wi-Fi might not be able to handle two live streams.
00:28Amberlynn recently bought foundation from Sephora while shopping with Mary,
00:32which she is using today. Rafe decides it's a great idea to make a mess with it.
00:49Rafe proceeds to smear the makeup in her palm on her face.
00:58Bling Bling Girl asks, how does Becky feel about you being friends with exes?
01:06To which Amberlynn responds, she don't care because she's friends with her exes.
01:10She's friends with Brooke, she's friends with Chad.
01:12Amberlynn has stated in the past that she gave Destiny the prom string back,
01:15but she has also said that it's with the rest of her jewelry.
01:18I have it with my jewelry. I haven't touched it.
01:20We have Dana and Amber's prom string. I don't know what Amberlynn did with that prom string,
01:23but no. I put it on the bed, remember?
01:25Here she says she gave it back because it was too sad to keep.
01:28Rafe says legally she would have to give it back to her because the promise was not fulfilled.
01:32I don't even want it anymore. It's just too many memories and it's too sad.
01:35There's a special guest appearance from Tammy Slayton.
01:38Thank you Tammy Slayton for the likes.
01:40The Tammy Slayton.
01:45DevDev1214 asks, tips dealing with bullies in school?
01:49To which Amberlynn replies, um, you could be petty as f**k and tattle or you can be strong.
01:57Rafe says tattling isn't being petty and Amberlynn says sometimes it is,
02:00depending on the degree of bullying.
02:02Rafe, being the voice of reason, says that if you are being bullied at school,
02:06to tell someone will continue without intervention.
02:08Amberlynn says she never told when she was being bullied at school because it would sometimes make
02:13it worse. Being silent is considered being strong and speaking up is considered petty to Amberlynn
02:18because that is how she dealt with her situation.
02:20While Amberlynn steps away, Rafe takes the opportunity to tell some paranormal stories.
02:24She talks about the house she grew up in as a child.
02:27How she did not like the basement because she felt there was someone down there.
02:30Then there was the poltergeist who did not like mayo.
02:44She has a second story about the flying mayonnaise.
02:55Jovi Harlow might be onto something.
02:59When asked about sharing live stream money with Rafe, Amberlynn says,
03:02Well, I don't personally be like, here, here's money for you now sessions, but I do like,
03:07you know, for gas and I'll pay to eat. I'll pay for us to eat. Just random things like that.
03:15Like, if I went on to yours and you made money, I would not be like, yo, give me some of that.
03:19Like, I would not do that. Like, that's hood rat. Like, that's fucked up.
03:23Same rules don't apply to destiny.
03:25Have fun making money on this phone call. If you'd like, give me half.
03:28Like, if you have, don't even start with your shit.
03:35Dogislife0611 asks to which Rafe replies.
03:45This has gotten real weird real quick.
03:47We have a Queen Latifah moment.
03:48Yo, if I can turn things into diamonds, I must be like the Queen Latifah bitch.
03:53I'm really good under pressure. Like, I am like Queen Latifah.
03:55Queen Latifah? Queen Latifah? I don't know. I always say her name because she's pretty cool.
04:00Who's Queen Latifah?
04:01Rafe tells a story of how she proposed to Hannah while Amberlynn goes on a popcorn run.
04:05I just woke up one morning and I realized that there's no way that I can live
04:10without this woman in my life. I woke her up and I said, Hannah, will you marry me?
04:14She just made this face and looked at me and she said, we're not even dating.
04:20Rafe says this was actually the point where they became a couple
04:23before getting engaged a year later.
04:25Now here's some of that story.
04:26It was the middle of the night and we went outside and looked at the stars and I started playing
04:32Coldplay's The Sky Full of Stars. I can't remember if that's the exact name of it.
04:36And I got down on one knee and proposed to her.
04:38I didn't know about all this.
04:42I'm glad I came for a pop.
04:44I'd love to be someone's wife one day.
04:46Spoiler alert, Becky proposes and Amberlynn later tells the story as Becky's heart being
04:51in the right place, but her idea of a proposal, not so much.
04:56This is embarrassing, but it's like an actual true situation type deal.
04:59I was sitting in the living room.
05:00I had my floral on grandma chic.
05:03I remember it being January 13th.
05:06It was a tiny pink vibrator with a engagement ring wrapped around it.
05:13She looked at me and said, will you have sex with me for the rest of my life?
05:17And I said, yes.
05:18It's a good mind frame, but it's also kind of weird.
05:21Your heart was in the good place.
05:22Rafe decides to help Amberlynn with her laundry because she's bored.
05:25They're probably waiting for the laundry to finish so they can go home.
05:28I know, just don't though.
05:29I like to only run it once because it leaks.
05:31I'm bored.
05:33I do that.
05:34I literally do that.
05:35Amberlynn asks Rafe if she thinks her and Becky have chemistry,
05:38then asks her to pinky swear that she has better chemistry with Becky
05:42than Becky's last girlfriend, Chelsea.
05:43Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
05:46Like, does this mean she likes me more than Chelsea?
05:47Could this be about Chelsea?
05:49When we first started talking, you said, I just got a bed delivered.
05:52Oh yeah.
05:52Oh yeah, because then the person that I was dating the summer before
05:55that only lasted like a month and a half because I broke up.
05:58The one that talks to her dead cat?
06:00Yeah.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Um, she's Graham.
06:03Jovi Harlow asks, do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
06:06If you like pina coladas, pina coladas, get caught in the rain,
06:12and getting caught in the rain,
06:14and getting caught in the rain.
06:15If you like making love at midnight.
06:18Molly Brown 839 asks,
06:20Have you seen the new video of you breaking the couch?
06:23I'm literally about to Google Amberlynn breaking couch.
06:25Cause I got issues.
06:27I don't break couches, yo.
06:28Arab to Ng HW comments,
06:30you did break a couch last year at work.
06:33The whole couch situation, I was working as a PCA worker.
06:35I've said this story like a thousand times.
06:37There was a resident who broke the couch.
06:39So we had the couch on these two woodens to kind of make the couch more even.
06:43I sat on the couch and the couch slid off.
06:45And that's what y'all heard.
06:46When the couch slid off the wood and hit the actual floor.
06:49Here's the clip.
06:50What do you think?
06:58That happens to even skinny people that would sit on the couch.
07:00We had to tell them to be careful and I wasn't even thinking.
07:03So yeah.
07:03Jovi Harlow asks,
07:05How TF does one break a couch?
07:07Yeah.
07:07Someone doesn't break a couch.
07:08Well, Amberlynn just said that the resident broke the couch.
07:11There was a resident who broke the couch.
07:13Arab to Ng HW says,
07:15And Destiny started laughing.
07:17It was shady, TBH.
07:18And Destiny started laughing.
07:19Yeah, because it was funny.
07:28Molly Brown 839 says,
07:30You changed the subject right away because you didn't want people to notice.
07:34When the incident happened,
07:35Amberlynn asked Destiny a couple times,
07:37What was that?
07:38And blamed it on a ghost.
07:39I wonder if the wood was placed onto the couch leg after this incident instead of before.
07:56Okay, this one's funny, but I broke a chair.
07:57I have never broken furniture before.
07:59Today we're getting a new bed.
08:01Funny story though.
08:02When we picked up the old mattress,
08:03we realized that on Crystal's side,
08:05the bed frame was actually broken.
08:07So that was what was causing the bed to be super, like, saggy.
08:16But it's nice to get a new bed and a new box frame.
08:19Ever.
08:19And I did recently.
08:21The funny thing is it happened on YouNow and nobody noticed.
08:24The broken chair is right next to me.
08:25It's holding up a bunch of books.
08:27Amberlynn decides to look up the video and watch it.
08:29Moves off of this, like, wooden spot.
08:31Watch.
08:37I remember that so well.
08:38That was really funny.
08:39Um, yeah, that was definitely not me breaking a couch.
08:43Amberlynn reminds Rafe that she needs to go to Walmart to get shoes,
08:46most likely for Pride celebrations tomorrow.
08:48It is understood that Hannah and Rafe will be taking Amberlynn to Walmart.
08:52I still have to go to Walmart and get shoes.
08:53Yeah.
08:55Charlotte, write Mary on a scale from shady to fraud.
09:00I need you to do the clicking with your lips right now.
09:05That works.
09:08Arab2ingHW asks, what's your shoe size, A.L.?
09:11My shoe size currently is about a nine or an eight and a half.
09:16But when I lose weight, they shrink.
09:17I went all the way down to a seven and a half.
09:19Emily N. asks, how many pairs of shoes do you have?
09:21How many pairs of shoes do I have?
09:24Six.
09:25Amberlynn says the reason why she always wears the wrong shoes
09:28is because they are aesthetically pleasing.
09:30I don't, I don't, I don't do tennis shoes.
09:33I don't look good with tennis shoes.
09:35Are you wearing the wrong shoes?
09:36Usually I wear the wrong shoes.
09:38I don't have snow shoes.
09:39I don't have dirt shoes.
09:40I wore the wrong shoes.
09:41See, I'm wearing the wrong shoes.
09:42I'm wearing the totally wrong shoes.
09:44I'm wearing the wrong shoes.
09:46I'm wearing the wrong shoes.
09:48These are the wrong shoes.
09:49I keep on forgetting to buy new ones.
09:51Yes, she always wore the wrong shoes.
09:53Did she have another pair of shoes than just flats?
09:55She had this really old pair of New Balances that needed to be thrown away.
10:00She ended up losing them, I think, at one point.
10:02I wore the wrong shoes to work today because you guys are never going to believe this
10:06if I tell you.
10:06I lost my tennis shoes.
10:08How does one lose a pair of tennis shoes
10:11that they take off in the same spot every single day?
10:14I don't get it.
10:14It's all Becky's fault.
10:16I don't want Becky to be like,
10:16Oh, I know she's not.
10:20I know she's not.
10:20I know she's not.
10:22Becky took off her really cute Nikes and then plopped those down.
10:26I'm not getting my Nikes wet.
10:28What are those?
10:29What are those?
10:30Sia, what is all those?
10:32They're memory foam.
10:33I've never seen those before.
10:34Dollar General for like three bucks.
10:37Rafe takes the opportunity to help Amberlynn with her sayings.
10:49This reminds me of the joke Family Guy made about the TV show The Electric Company.
11:05KJA92 asks,
11:07Are you having a sleepover?
11:08Becky's coming over to our place and we're having a sleepover.
11:12A foursome.
11:15We have two beds in the bedroom.
11:17Yes, we do.
11:18Now back at Hannah and Rafe's house,
11:19the two decide to go live while waiting for Becky to arrive after work.
11:23When they start the stream,
11:24they show Twinkie Star eating a pile of dog food on the floor that is bigger than she is.
11:28I hope Twinkie doesn't think she has to eat all that food.
11:31No, no.
11:32I just dumped it out there.
11:33I put it on the floor because I was already in the floor
11:37and didn't want to get up and get another roll.
11:39Amberlynn has a stat to share regarding YouTubers.
11:4185% of YouTubers lie about everything.
11:44Amberlynn says Becky thinks she is too nice and asks her to say something mean to her.
11:48So this inside joke was formed.
11:49Becky, one day she was like,
11:50Why do you always have to be so nice?
11:52Like just be mean.
11:53And she goes,
11:54Why don't you tell me that you're gonna slit my throat or something?
11:56Now just randomly,
11:57I say,
11:57I'm gonna slit your throat in your sleep.
11:59And she goes,
11:59Ooh, I can't wait.
12:01Literally.
12:02That's our thing.
12:03And I'm like,
12:04Oh, baby, I can't wait either.
12:05Like I know it's weird,
12:06but it's like an inside joke.
12:08I think of this clip of Amberlynn saying that
12:10she and Becky didn't have any inside jokes.
12:12And that's how you know it's not meant to be.
12:14Becky and I had no inside jokes.
12:16That's kind of when you know it's time to like-
12:17We had formed a few, but they never stuck.
12:19Rafe has a theory as to why Amberlynn is so nice.
12:22It's actually a thing of people being really nice if you've like been,
12:26grew up abused.
12:34Amberlynn has a couple mosquito bites from being on the farm.
12:36She shares her remedy for the itchiness.
12:39My mom always told me that when you have a mosquito bite and it itches,
12:41put an X on it and it'll help.
12:43So I'm gonna try doing that.
12:44I have gotten a lot of mosquito bites like as a little girl
12:47and I will literally itch them until they turn into scabs,
12:49aka like that's why my arm looks like that.
12:51It's just like something I've been doing since I was a little girl.
12:53Probably not a good suggestion for a child who scratches their sores open.
12:57Rafe explains why she says mean things to Amberlynn.
12:59I say mean things to you because I love you.
13:01Oh, I love you too.
13:02At this point in her life,
13:03Amberlynn believes her dad could still be doing math and fetishes.
13:08My dad is not a hippie.
13:09Okay, sorry.
13:10And my dad mainly does like math.
13:12Oh.
13:12I mean, I don't know what he does now.
13:13I don't really talk to him about that.
13:14I'm sure if I asked him, he'd be like,
13:16no, sweetheart, I'm sober.
13:18And I'll be like,
13:21who you foolin'?
13:22She explains the source of his habit.
13:24He's done that since he was like 13 because he broke his back.
13:26He got ran over by a car.
13:27Oh god.
13:28Yeah, I know.
13:29Megan Dale 31210 says,
13:32Becky resembles Destiny in a way.
13:34Only Becky is brunette.
13:35I'm not sure if this is just a troller,
13:37but people consistently say that Becky looks like Destiny.
13:40I don't see it, but it has led to this ongoing joke.
13:43Oh my god, everyone looks like Destiny.
13:44I look like Destiny.
13:46Hannah looks like Destiny.
13:47Rafe looks like Destiny.
13:48This f***ing dog looks like Destiny, y'all.
13:50That is like a walking Destiny, like Rettner.
13:52Your name is Destiny 2.0.
13:56Everyone's Destiny.
13:57Destiny.
13:58Destiny.
14:01Destiny.
14:03Look, our cashier.
14:03Destiny.
14:04Like, everyone looks like Destiny.
14:06MermaidKittyXO asks,
14:07Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
14:09To which Amberlynn replies,
14:10Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
14:12I do, and out of the shower.
14:13Is this a thing?
14:14Do people spit their toothpaste out on the floor of the shower,
14:16or is there no toothpaste and just brushing?
14:18In that case, are you using water from the shower head to rinse your mouth?
14:21Or do you set the toothbrush in the shower after brushing?
14:24Is there a toothbrush for the shower and the bathroom sink,
14:26or is it the same one?
14:27I'm curious about this process because it seems chaotic.
14:30So Jealous asks,
14:31Are you nervous for 4th of July because of what it means to you and Destiny?
14:34To which Amberlynn replies,
14:36No, I'm not nervous.
14:37But I was gonna f*** with her, though.
14:38I was gonna text her and be like,
14:39Happy anniversary, b***h.
14:40Yeah, I was gonna say that.
14:44I already have it planned out.
14:45Natalie MFO asks,
14:47When are you and Becky going to U-Haul?
14:49To which Amberlynn replies,
14:50In three seconds.
14:51It was actually three months later.
14:53LOL Miku says,
14:54Becky seems to put you in your place, LOL.
14:57To which Amberlynn replies,
14:58It's not that Becky puts me in my place.
14:59She just makes me realize, like,
15:01I need to act a little bit more my age sometimes.
15:04Like, I shouldn't be saying AF, like, all the time.
15:07And, you know, certain things like that.
15:08They also have a comment regarding Aunt Tammy being worried about Amberlynn's drinking,
15:12saying,
15:13Your aunt seems to be worried about your drinking,
15:15as she has discussed this before on a YouNow stream.
15:18Well, I drink probably twice a month so she can stay worried.
15:21I'm a little bit worried about her, too, but I'm not gonna go there right now.
15:24They have another question for Amberlynn, saying,
15:26Do you think you'll buy more presents for Destiny than you did Becky for Christmas?
15:30No.
15:31I don't know what was wrong with me back then.
15:32I'm not like that.
15:33Me and Amberlynn are each going to get a gift every day.
15:37But Feline, since we're doing, like, a gift a day,
15:40we're going back and forth between the two of us.
15:42I feel like with Becky, it's gonna be more quality over quantity.
15:46Doing stuff that she really enjoys.
15:48Yeah.
15:48Baby, should we tell them what we did last night?
15:50Yeah.
15:52We opened up all of our presents.
15:54This girl said, Hope you don't go giving Becky her Christmas presents early this year.
15:59It's crazy.
16:00It's me.
16:00This is to buy her love like you did for Destiny.
16:02This is a bad thing for me.
16:04I get way too excited over seeing people's reactions of the gifts that I get them.
16:09I wonder if this is because she wants to be praised for her effort,
16:11whereas when she opens gifts from others,
16:13she doesn't want to show disappointment when she receives a gift she might not have wanted.
16:17Remember the first time we ever opened gifts together?
16:20I made you-
16:20Wait, I made one of us go, like, in the bathroom.
16:23Yeah, so you went in the bathroom.
16:26Because I didn't want to do, like, reactions.
16:28I hate reactions.
16:29So we actually wrapped all of the gifts yesterday separately,
16:33and then they were just sitting in the corner of the room,
16:35and I'm just like, you want to open them?
16:36Amberlynn wasn't texting down for an answer,
16:39and you're like, we're opening them now.
16:40It was fun though, right?
16:41It was fun.
16:42I didn't force her.
16:42Don't get that idea.
16:43Amberlynn seems more proud of the things she bought Becky
16:46than the things Becky bought for her,
16:48to the point where she doesn't want to talk about them.
16:50Since you eat slower, maybe I could do a little bit more of the talking.
16:53This gift I am proud of.
16:54So I had to get this for her.
16:56Why don't you talk about some of the things I got you?
16:58Oh, well, we don't have to talk the whole time.
16:59We have a cute Twinkie moment.
17:08Rafe expands on the proposal story with Hannah that we heard earlier.
17:12I got down on one knee, and I cleared my throat a little,
17:15and she looked at me, and she's like, what are you doing?
17:17And I held up the ring.
17:18She covered her mouth and teared up and said yes,
17:21and I'm like, wait, wait, I have a whole speech planned.
17:27No, I'm wearing old ones.
17:28Tennis shoes.
17:29I had already broken in.
17:30She had those really ugly, like,
17:31sketcher-looking shoes that were Walmart brand.
17:34I know she had those for a little while.
17:35Those were ugly, and I think I told her that.
17:38Got my tennies on.
17:43I think if you want to give Rafe bars, don't give them to me,
17:46because obviously it's going to me because this is my account.
17:48And I also want to let y'all know that it's not like she isn't getting any of it,
17:52because I do pay for some things, gas, food.
17:55Yeah, I treat her good, as she says.
17:56I'm just saying.
17:57I pay for gas a lot, and I also pay for food quite frequently,
18:01because that's just the type of person I am and the type of friend I am,
18:03and I feel like that's a very good way of doing it.
18:13Can you please tell them all I've done for you?
18:15Because that really, like, hurts my feelings,
18:16because I feel like I'm the opposite of greedy.
18:18She's not greedy.
18:19Don't give them the energy.
18:20It's like they don't even know you, Amberlynn.
18:22Just ignore it.
18:26What?
18:28Wait, what?
18:29Is this for real, for real?
18:32Is this real life?
18:33Yeah.
18:34Okay, we'll take this.
18:36The heck?
18:39So, uh, yeah.
18:41Becky's here.
18:42What?
18:45Okay, it's still recording.
18:47Yeah.
18:48It's still recording.
18:49Yeah.
18:51Rafe takes over the live stream as Amberlynn and Becky say their hellos.
18:55I'll take you guys, like, down here.
18:56Our lovely archway.
19:11Rafe is summoned by Hannah to return to the house and get off YouNow.
19:15It's time to say goodnight, everybody.
19:17Amberlynn ends the vlog for the day,
19:18saying she will be vlogging tomorrow at the Pride events in Lexington.
19:22Hey, guys.
19:23So, this is just me ending this vlog.
19:24Tomorrow, I'm actually going to Pride,
19:26and I'm gonna vlog as much as I can.
19:27Bye!

Recommended