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00:00You touch my tra-la-la.
00:07I can't get enough.
00:11You touch my tra-la-la.
00:31Oh!
00:34Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground.
00:37Woo!
00:38Woo!
00:39Woo!
00:40Trouble, trouble, trouble.
00:43The right team is the only team cap.
00:46See? No negativity from me.
00:53Why should you choose team cap? I'll tell you why to choose team cap.
00:56Wait a minute, is it recording?
00:58Yeah, it is. He doesn't even know how to use his phone.
01:28Would you perhaps say Tom Hiddleston?
01:39Now they don't stand.
01:58I was very passionate about making sure I did as much as I could.
02:12There was a few things that I couldn't do.
02:14There's one, there was like some time where they dangled my poor stunt double under a helicopter and dunked him in a lake.
02:25Damn it.
02:27Did you like going to the theater with a fake mustache on and saying like, it feels like it's missing something, this movie?
02:34Where's Thor?
02:37The movie sucks.
02:40Hold on.
02:41When were you born? November 22nd?
02:44Me too. That's so weird.
02:47Wait, when's your birthday?
02:49November 22nd.
02:51Me too.
02:52That's so weird.
02:55Wait, what day were you born?
02:57November 22nd.
02:59Me too. That's so weird.
03:02Well, you know, his journey is... Hello. Someone who got my name right.
03:09Yeah, that's my name, that's my name.
03:14That's hysterical. Thank you. Thank you very much.
03:18It's Robert Downey Jr., ladies and gentlemen.
03:20Yeah, no, thank you very much.
03:22Robert, he'll be exhausted now.
03:25Vote Team Carter.
03:26What's weird?
03:27It's weird. I was looking at myself. I should be looking at the camera. Ready?
03:30You're always looking at yourself.
03:31I can't help it.
03:32Always thinking about yourself.
03:33Vote Team Carter.
03:52And if one day I should become a singer with a Spanish bow, most things for women are great but true.
04:10Down here at Golden Apple Comics doing a bit for James Corden.
04:13There's all kinds of celebrity...
04:19Oh, this is Facebook Live.
04:21Oh, yeah.
04:52I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
05:01My pleasure.
05:05Another one bites the dust.
05:06And another one gone, and another one gone.
05:09Another one bites the dust.
05:12Ah!
05:31Downey Jr.
05:33Hi, everybody. We're at the MCU photo shoot.
05:43There's Vin D back there.
05:47There's a day that's going to come where you're going to see Groot and Hulk.
05:59What do you mean?
06:03What is that?
06:09You're not supposed to do that.
06:10I'm not? Oh, shit. I'm not supposed to do that.
06:12Barry, am I in trouble?
06:18Love you guys. See ya.
06:20What's your favorite superhero?
06:22Spider-Man. He's the best.
06:25Action. Gangster style.
06:30Let's go to Chicago.
06:32If I was going on a date, who would be the better date?
06:36Captain America or Thor?
06:38Oh, come on. It's Cap. He's holding the door. He's paying for dinner.
06:41He's dropping you off before 10.
06:42Yeah, that's way better than flying from realm to realm.
06:45Yeah, and getting an electric shock through your body.
06:47I thought he'd be very romantic. He'd be very romantic.
06:50But Thor would take you on an adventure.
06:52I think that Captain America would make the better boyfriend, probably.
06:55He would. Long term, yeah.
06:57Thor's got to go to Asgard. I mean, long distance.
07:00That's going to be a mess.
07:08Hey, what's up? Chris Pratt here.
07:10Coming back at you with a whole new episode of What's My Snack?
07:14Oh, it's back.
07:16Hey, what's up? Chris Pratt here.
07:18Coming back at you with a whole new episode of What's My Snack?
07:21Oh, it's back. That's right, baby. Season 2.
07:24Let's check out what's in the pilot.
07:26In the pilot of Season 2 of What's My Snack,
07:28we explore the most important meal of the day.
07:30That's right.
07:32Breakfast. Dang, son.
07:35We got lamb from the farm.
07:37And we got eggs from, you guessed it,
07:40Ralph's. That's right. I'm in L.A.
07:43I don't have any farm fresh eggs here.
07:45But I do have eggs.
07:47And eggs are from chickens.
07:49And chickens descended from Oviraptors, which are dinosaurs.
07:52Oh, speaking of which, Jurassic World opens in 20 seconds.
07:55I'm sorry. I feel like I'm always promoting,
07:57I don't mean to be shameless, but
07:59Infinity Wars also in theaters.
08:01God, Chris, stop. Just talk about your ham,
08:04your lamb and eggs.
08:06I'll let you know how it goes, but it looks delicious.
08:09About 4,000 calories right there, son.
08:16There's no pussycats, Tess.
08:19There's squirrels.
08:23Tessa.
08:35Come on.
08:37Okay. Goodbye.
08:40Come on.
08:42Okay. Goodbye.
08:46Tessa.
08:48Tessa.
08:50Where are the pussycats?
08:52Where are they? The pussycats?
08:56I'm in my old bed.
08:58Which is now Paddy's bed.
09:00With the princess.
09:02Bye.
09:14I don't think I took quite enough time to chew.
09:17I'm a little full.
09:22How do you feel, Star-Lord?
09:28So full.
09:30I'm gonna come back for you.
09:33I'm bulking up right now.
09:35There's, you know, ebbs and flows, people.
09:39It's all about tides and seasons, you see.
09:42Right now I'm in the season of
09:44putting on the bulk.
09:46And soon it will be a season of
09:48ripping down the bulk.
09:50It's a vicious cycle, but
09:52this part's pretty fun.
09:54But I am gonna go take my first of many naps today.
10:00Ahhh!
10:03What does that mean?
10:05A chum-man?
10:07Ten million.
10:09How do you pronounce it?
10:11Chum-man.
10:13When we should lift it up when we do it.
10:15Chum-man.
10:31And the second question is,
10:33if Bucky has the time to finish the line,
10:37Steve, what would he say?
10:39Steve, what...
10:41What would he say?
10:42Yes.
10:43Steve, I don't...
10:44I don't feel so...
11:00Ba-ba-ba-ba-na-na.
11:02Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-na-na-na.
11:04Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-na-na.
11:06Potatoes!
11:30...
11:44You can do it, man.
11:53I can't stop!
11:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:58He's got a compliment toward you.
12:00I'm gonna disagree.
12:01Ahhh!
12:02What?!
12:03God, answer a question.
12:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:10I think I shot the close-ups,
12:12and I was gonna go back for a medium close-up.
12:14Oh, wow.
12:17Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:19I'll be here all week. Thank you.
12:22Stand, shall I?
12:25Is that on the motto?
12:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:35Shall we all just move it to the floor and so we have a little...
12:38Okay.
12:41Instagram's about to explode.
12:43No!
12:44Loki, Loki, Loki, Loki!
12:58Who's the better superhero, Thor or Loki?
13:00Thor!
13:01Why would you say that?
13:02Because he can make it thunder and lightning,
13:04and he has a big hammer.
13:06And sometimes he hits the hammer on the ground,
13:08and all the bad guys fall down just because he's so strong,
13:11And he can knock them over with just his hammer
13:26But you've done it so well, I was just trying to be like you
13:31Okay, okay
13:35Right, okay. Oh
13:37I don't like this game because it has the f-word in it. We won't we won't use that one. This is a Disney movie
13:44marry kill
13:49On the bed, please
13:54Wait until that is out. I don't know. It's a jumping duck. It's very springy
14:03Until your wolf face
14:07Oh
14:12I don't like this game because it has the f-word in it. We won't we won't use that one. This is a Disney movie
14:25Danny likes to have the stage really cold and I my suit isn't very warm. So I was
14:31Oh, yeah
14:35Thor is I think we have some
14:42That's you should try and get that out there's
14:47And there's
14:54Okay, hey Chris, we wish you were here dude, we love you
15:01I
15:31Love you
16:01Oh
16:31Good on it
16:53As the power
16:56Hello
16:58Hello Fletcher
16:59You know word is you're going to be nine on July 31st
17:04July 31st is a very important day because not only is it your birthday
17:09It's the very first day of filming on Ant-Man 2 or I should say Ant-Man and the Wasp. That's what it's called
17:15I heard that you were a fan which really excited me to no end and I want to say happy birthday
17:22Because you turning nine is even more important than us starting work on Ant-Man and the Wasp
17:27I mean, it would be pretty cool if I was shooting the Avengers or something
17:33That would be that would be pretty strange. Actually, it would be more than strange. It might be
17:39Doctor strange. Happy birthday Fletcher. Have a great day. I am freaking out right now me too