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00:00Let's go.
00:07Watch this magic trick.
00:14AAHHHHHH!!!!
00:44the close-ups and I was gonna go back for a medium close-up I'll be here all
00:55week thank you
01:44the right team is the only team cap no negativity for me
01:53why should you choose team cap I'll tell you why to choose team cap wait a
01:57minute is it recording yeah it is he doesn't even know how to use his phone
02:14I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:16I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:18I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:20I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:22I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:24I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:26I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:28I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:30I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:32I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:34I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:36I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:38I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:40I'm sure I'll see you in this moment
02:43just f*** my boy
02:48go buddy go
03:02fool roll to the max
03:05penser?
03:06What does that mean?
03:1010 million
03:11pronounce it I have a lot of spider-man toys a lot of Peter Parker toys but this
03:22is hands-down the coolest toy ever it's a Rihanna made by the lovely
03:30Marianne doll 22
03:37and so your wolf face
03:45oh I don't like this game because it has the f-word in it we won't we might use
03:49that one this is a Disney movie
03:54Oh Danny likes to have the stage really cold and I my suit isn't very warm so I
04:04was yeah Thor is I think we have some there's four yeah that's a really good
04:14one that's my hair commercial that's you should try and get that out there's
04:18Thor to crash and there's
04:26oh hi okay hey Chris we wish you were here good we love you
04:34sorry
04:41know him pretty well I know him very well too well I'm not sure I mean
04:46everything that he's gonna do
04:49you
04:53shut up
04:57you
05:15oh many happy returns yeah I'm enjoying this is the best birthday present ever
05:20me in you
05:26Oh
05:56Oh
06:04thank you
06:08Oh
06:25Tom Tessa's doing a shit on your bed I don't want to touch you she's doing a
06:30shit on your bed what does it stop
06:48does that hurt what really but yeah I know
07:30you
07:48hello everybody I'm at the Vanity Fair party
07:53and they have doughnuts
08:01you
08:06and the second question is if but he has the time to finish the line Steve what
08:13would you say see oh what do you say yes Steve I don't I don't feel so
08:23you
08:28banana
08:38literally I'll probably go to jail if I shoot at your identity and bounce to the
08:42left stick a flag in my city
08:52you
09:23it's my birthday oh my god watch this magic trick
09:42hey I just did this magic trick where I stuck a Lego up my nose I just want you
09:47to know I didn't really do that and I got scared I don't want you to think
09:50that you could put Legos up your nose so please don't put Legos up your nose
09:54put them up your butt
09:58kids I want to let you know that you actually shouldn't put Legos up your
10:01butt I'm hearing from a lot of folks at home that they try to put them up their
10:05nose and then they try to put them up their butt and it's just it's not it's
10:08it's it's serious business for real for real just play with Legos put them
10:11together don't put them I got cut off I got cut off I was supposed to say don't
10:15put Lego up your butt the more you know I'll go be sure to go watch Jurassic
10:22World it opens up pretty soon depends on where you live but it's gonna happen my
10:28five emotions ready you just keep going
10:34yeah hey guys what's up just taking a leaf out of the the rocks book every
10:40time he does a post he's in the gym so I'm just gonna do a couple of curls while
10:43we're chatting Avengers opened on the weekend in China and it was the second
10:47biggest opening of all time it was the biggest superhero film opening ever film
10:53continues to smash records left right and center and I've said it before and
10:57I'll say it again it's all thanks to you guys all you legends who went out and
11:00saw the film thank you so much everyone who continues to support these
11:04characters and the Marvel Universe you're the best we can't thank you
11:08enough and we're gonna keep trying to crank him out for you if you let us so
11:12thanks again see you soon yeah it's Friday night and the kids were bored
11:18they said what are we doing dad let's do something got the caravan loaded up and
11:22we're off you who probably gonna arrive at the campsite on dark and have to set
11:27up in the darkness but that's what we do
11:42oh it's raining cats and dogs in your natural habitat this licorice is that
12:05what you call this is this the English one
12:09no that's disgusting I'm gonna put in here that is disgusting I can't wait
12:35Oh
13:06I've been just pressed to a old cup of beer here. Starved off strong this morning for champagne for breakfast
13:15amateur mistake mate, amateur
13:20Oh sleeping bear here he comes
13:36see ya
13:42I'll talk to you soon
14:05Hey everybody Mark Ruffalo here in New York City and if you're a now you see me
14:21fan I have some wonderful news for you with our water defense fundraiser we
14:27will be flying you and a friend to Beijing for the now you see me to
14:33premiere where we can meet up on the red carpet and hang out there's a bunch
14:39of other cool perks that you could check out thank you so much for supporting
14:44water defense we do really good important work it's tough work and your
14:49help helps us remain independent and ask the tough questions and keep our water
14:56clean and safe and available to all of us thank you very much hang tough
15:06big papa big swing
15:26Day 265 and had to start eating grass
15:33this tastes so horrible
15:35it's a butterfly though, I think Snap set that up
15:39there's about this point when
15:41lonesome loneliness kicks in you wish you had a Zocco body pro around
15:45wish you had a mate just to talk
15:47hey
15:56oh
15:58oh
16:00oh
16:02oh
16:04ok
16:06thank you
16:08so one of the questions I get most asked on the press tour is who am I dating
16:13it's a good question would you like to meet her
16:15say my name say my name
16:17no one is around you
16:19say baby I love you
16:21am i spiderman?
16:23no
16:25Yes, I'm not better man. No
16:30No
16:31Good morning, everybody this morning. I woke up. I was very tired came over to my basin to brush my teeth
16:38I've got my toothbrush got my toothpaste. I brush my teeth, but it was gross because it wasn't toothpaste. It was hair gel great
16:48So long
16:55What do you think