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00:00I
00:16Don't use this
00:31You
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:41Fighting to the death using primitive weapons. Sure. We've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:49Let's welcome our warriors. Once again, I'm designs man
01:01I
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color his bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters of Howard from take that
01:23You ready for a viewer's favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweatbands. These guys are great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore
01:42That was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off. Well, they've done their job, haven't they? They've created a great atmosphere
01:55It's a prize test time. Oh, yeah. Okay a the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that it's quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week
02:24Okay, all right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes. I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly. I
02:36Mean, come on now
02:37Look at that like back in the day when they used the Vikings and they'd you know began to like their little battles with their
02:42Axes and stuff if you showed up, all right bear with me here. It's just shit
02:48It's just a shit funny dress if you showed up in Tottenham with a Viking hat we'd kick your ass
02:56Okay, well it's not on my bucket list now what have you brought in a Comic Sans clock here it is
03:07You know, you only have so much time we're against the clock I just think it's reasonably serious in terms of life
03:13Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic Sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27So that's more serious to be honest
03:31After flex on it Emma, thank you Andy. Yes, who's your daddy?
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of
03:43The gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes or someone who tried to blow up Parliament, you know how he was executed Greg I do
03:54I've been in the room. It happened it. No, I think it happened outside didn't it? Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:04We're dealing with the brutality of
04:08Humanity, yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November. Very good. Hello, Jack
04:16You yes, I'm good enough of the small talk
04:22Serious thing if you boys I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever
04:37But I don't because they're wearing one of those
04:42Think they're clever
04:46Exoskeletal nappy
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because if it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm, and that's why I think people who wear them
04:55Think they're clever
04:57And they're not and I think we should discuss that more
05:02Suggested that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses. Yeah. Thanks Jack. All right
05:07Hello, you all right?
05:09Yeah, how about you?
05:11Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:15Okay
05:17So I brought in
05:19My own
05:21Coffin
05:23Coffin
05:37Everyone crying
05:39Paying their respects
05:41Fending them
05:43any questions
05:45No
05:47No
05:49No
05:52It's difficult because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know cheeky cheeky. It's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky Bubba's has only got one. I'll give Bubba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets two
06:10I'll give Jack D three points save to quit but does look ridiculous and then we're up to the big guns Guy Fawkes or
06:17gives you this
06:20You did try to Guy Fawkes has had his day you can have four points and of course I will be honking
06:35Proper please Alex. Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points at stake
06:49Oh
06:52Hi Jack, hi Alex, what are you wearing? Oh this whole thing?
06:59Welcome
07:05Emma yes. Hi. You're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:11Great
07:18No, Andy, oh, hi Alex
07:23Chances. Oh, yeah
07:28Trace them all the way back to think yeah
07:32parents I
07:34Think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas
07:39Weddings no, okay postman's come, right?
07:48Why
07:51Throughout one future task this outfit this outfit this outfit
07:57Christ and your points will be doubled doubled. No board for that task. Okay
08:05You have until your time in taskmaster is over
08:09Is there a right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear for a task that you do well in so that you can double your
08:18Smiley you won't know what the task is gonna be you have to decide before a task takes place that you want to wear this
08:24Outfit, right? Okay. There are several different types of task in this show. Yeah, so you're just gonna have to feel it
08:29Okay, this isn't actually a task is it? It's just a thing that's gonna happen
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah still fun though Joe oh it is the fun never stops
08:47Rose is quite right his decision to wear that it's almost certainly the fault of his parents
08:54So
08:55Yes, look forward to quite right
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series by putting on the mystery outfit
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun
09:23Back in the weird lab. All right wardrobe. It's not my wardrobe
09:32Okay
09:38Okay prepared for everything yep brand-new gloves. Well, I've been waiting to do the show a long time
09:50I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one. Oh, yeah. Hmm. It means this one counts double for you
09:56Yeah, whatever points you get. Yeah, so it's a big one
10:02Remember these ten fine people you have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people
10:15Your time starts now
10:18Okay, cool. Let's memorize these people then. All right, Diana. She's got the blonde hair pearls
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27Gordo, let's start Trev looks good
10:30Have you got a good memory Jack? I'm gonna it'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it
10:41Young tank young tank young tank. What's your process for young tank?
10:50Grills II
10:52Is that real? Yes. Okay. It's your method for remembering things Jack. Try not to be distracted
10:59You know
11:06They're now in my memory house in my memory castle
11:12Cool I'm cool. I don't fancy my chances here
11:17Please look at the camera. I was hoping you weren't gonna do that. I got that
11:24Sorted, but that's a shit. Don't
11:30Tell me who all these people are check just start now why not
11:34Diana
11:36Izzy
11:37Yank tank the yank tank
11:39Colonel blanket
11:48Don't Dora there wasn't a Dora was there there should have been a Dora but it looks like a door. I don't think
11:55Grills II his old Reggie Trish. No never go with Trish man Trish. Let's go with Trish
12:05No, you didn't talk to them oh
12:07This is Izzy the bandage
12:11I'm really screwed with her. I can't stop singing of Tamsin else. Wait, maybe she was called Tamsin. I
12:19think this one's
12:20Gordo
12:24These two I've left the palace I'm gonna leave it that I think I've done all of it
12:38He
12:39Happy your hot dog costume. I wasn't no I wasn't wasn't happy in it. I didn't think it looked any good
12:45It felt tacky as well as cheap. Yeah, I think I pulled it off. So yeah, I should say it was the first task immediately
12:52after being given
12:53the option straight in
12:56Fuck it. Let's get this out of the way with get over and done with yeah, and then you haven't got that to dread
13:02In the future Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say that was only half the task
13:08It's break time try to fulfill these precious few minutes without using your smartphone
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex horns real height
13:17I've told you the guys five foot two if anything look up how a virgin can have three kids
13:23You
13:40It's the second part of the show and we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge Oh
13:45Poor old Greggy, but here we go a new task and the introduction of our teams
13:53Oh
14:03Hello Andy
14:06Good to see you you too. Well, we should do a little bit of small talk. Oh
14:14Hi guys
14:17We saying bro, how you doing, I'm cool Andy's Baba Baba, this is my light Andy
14:23Why are you dressed like that?
14:30Oh
14:33Hi
14:38Emma city
14:40Hello, Emma Andy
14:44Hello Emma, this is Baba Baba. This is Emma Andy. This is Emma. Emma. This is Andy. That's everyone
14:50So one of you needs to open and read the task, yeah, okay, can you call them Jackie? Yeah, I'm good
14:58Become the best multi headed creature
15:02Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive
15:07Also during that impressive thing
15:09They must speak one word at a time and explain what it is
15:13They are doing and why it is impressive you have 20 minutes your time starts now
15:18Can anyone juggle
15:20No
15:22Absolutely, not. All right, we could collect a lot of heads around the house. All right can be
15:29Would that you see that that I like what you're thinking there because it doesn't have to be a human head
15:34Do something multi headed creatures of history. I don't mean too many of it really Hydra three-headed dog God of the underworld
15:41What do you do? It's impressive
15:48In are you kidding? I mean it's niche
15:53Smoothie I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic. That's when someone's like, oh, this is great
16:04Look it doesn't have to be smoothie
16:06I
16:13Would love let's see if it can be done. Do you need some help?
16:25Yeah, see you can't do it, can you
16:30Okay, so what we on 12 minutes yeah, yeah, it's really going down there right I really don't want to get this wrong
16:37These guys one, right?
16:47What a good vibe with this team
16:52They are near to my jacket
16:59So much in common
17:01Do you
17:13Team
17:23There's a bug there and I've got high hopes for your multi headed beast. Yeah. No this group
17:28I
17:30Have ever seen a more awkward introduction
17:34I was so confused. I was like, why am I hooked up with like this cricketer and then the detective comes in?
17:44There's no mystery Baba at least as to who the detective is it's detective Emma City
17:51Once you've formed your multi headed beast, what would be the most impressive thing you would do and Emma went for
17:58The making of a smoothie
18:02You you might not have seen this because you're in the room do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
18:06Oh my god. Oh my god. I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic
18:13someone's like
18:20Anyway, well, we're gonna start with the team of two Rosie and Jackie this
18:26Is been and gone
18:41Happy
18:48Task
18:56Impressive
19:02Instruments
19:06Playing
19:17You had to have been back and then you sang a song there are two things you're missing here
19:21One is we had to join two bin bags
19:24Otherwise, it wouldn't have been big enough Greg and then the other thing you're missing is it by then I'd lost the will to live
19:33Jackie started to turn on you here. No, no, he's pulling away from the group
19:37There's only one thing that can save you now, and it's the most awkward gang in town
19:52Making a phenomenal smoothie
19:56today using so many phenomenal fruits and
20:04Life-giving nutrients
20:08Today making this impressive medicine will
20:18Today
20:21Oh
20:27My gosh, this is phenomenal movie time today
20:43Surprisingly nutty
20:51I
20:53Think you may return to the house, which we should do this again sometime. Yeah, it was genuinely very nice
21:08You actually did make this move
21:11It was a multi headed beast
21:15Hey, I didn't mind the base. There was a lot of heads on that base
21:17It was a better beast than these two clowns. Okay, right that much I'll concede
21:21But you still made a smoothie and Baba if you want to get into an argument
21:26You can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today
21:31Smoothie I went home and for the first time in my life. I levitated
21:41What was what were you least impressed by the song the smoothie the smoothie and that's saying something you heard the song
21:48a
21:53Slightly better than this movie, but the the multi headed beast was far more impressive than
21:59Two idiots put their head through a bin bag
22:03Listen it was a multi headed beast. No, wait, which beast do you know that makes a smoothie we did that
22:12Rolled his eyes and look at it
22:18It's so lovely to see a gang come together
22:33Each other and I know you don't like you don't like a draw two points each and you'll all thank me for that
22:39There it is
22:43Well, the order hasn't changed Rosie last week's winner is still in the lead with seven points there we are
22:50Get us with another task please little Alex horn. Oh, there's somebody at the door
23:09Wow, you ready born ready? Yeah, really great to see you and you as well
23:19So, this is awkward
23:23You look happy
23:30Oh
23:32Oh
23:37There we go
23:42There's a is there a challenge yeah, there's a task yes, it's just on the door. Okay. Yeah
23:54Done it capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera
24:03Yo
24:07You have 30 minutes your time starts now
24:12interesting the word remarkable
24:15Trying to think of anything any kind of footage that I've ever seen. That's remarkable. Are you aware of doorbell cameras doorbell?
24:21Well, I've I'm aware of their work. I think Star Wars has filmed on a doorbell camera. It's the first known use of it. I
24:28want to
24:31Show it needs to be a lab
24:43It needs to be remarkable actually
24:49Okay
24:51How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy like that yes and no what's the no part I want to grow up one
24:58day
25:00All right, okay what we're gonna say well, let's start with daddy it is Rosie Jones
25:30Oh
25:56It's a bold and fresh take on
25:59Christianity
26:02If it's not disrespectful what would almost say that Jesus positively fell out
26:09Halfway through the episode
26:11It
26:26Door is always open. Well, not always Greg for the current task. It's always closed. So that's a pretty poor choice of words
26:32The comedians have been tasked to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage next up
26:38Bubba whose name is an anagram of ABBA and Annie Zaltzman whose name is an anagram of ads as Lin Matt
27:09Oh
27:17Right, hello, I am your future. I know what you plan
27:23Okay, what's that? Then the full and total destruction of the taskmaster?
27:28Fair cop. Yeah, it's the plan. There was been a plan actually right from episode 1 series 1
27:34I know when you will destroy him. Mm-hmm
27:36When yeah, well in the in the studio when when we show this task, that's right
27:58How will you destroy a taskmaster I can't say that come on my mates well
28:04Let's say revenge will be sweet right revenge for that time this
28:09No, I can't say that. That is our secret. I'll see no one can know that
28:21Can you see that chicken
28:34Mine was shit girl
28:38Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit. Maybe you weren't even any good to keep you up
28:53That's a good idea that ghost comes that's a intriguing story, but then I find the ghost himself to be quite boring
28:59Well
29:01That's often ghosts are aren't they? Because if you think of the mundanity of death
29:06Yeah of being a ghost for all eternity. You're gonna lose your spark, aren't you?
29:13So he was deliberately dull, yeah, well, it's also Alex's future so it's probably gonna be quite dull
29:19Very clever good not good
29:24Next up it's Emma
29:29Oh
29:42Camo
29:49There we go cooking with gas come on
29:59I
30:05Need to pass
30:10The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life seems to be making relatively basic food
30:17Yeah, I think that might be true what do I do well do better
30:22Just do make it omelet was it on this no, it's a pancake. Oh, that's better
30:29That was remark, yeah, but what I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad keep you up exactly
30:36Difficult in it who's next the final person we're gonna see oh, it's Jack D living the dream
30:43That's the doorbell can it come off I suppose so
30:54And it's the most remarkable
30:59Okay, Alex, yeah, what did you have for dinner last night?
31:19Putting yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently as it should have been well
31:25It wasn't just a banana
31:29I
31:33Look was a creme caramel
31:37It's almost as if you never chew
31:41It was I think it was remarkable I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that really something I've always wanted to do
31:47is
31:48Watch stuff being flushed all the way down through and see how it works
31:52Okay. Thanks, Jack. Yeah. Thanks Alex
31:59Well, I can't argue it fits the brief like I said in the thing I like to see how things work
32:05Yeah, and I like to I like to demonstrate how things work as well. And I think I demonstrated there how yeah, how a house works
32:15Look inside our family septic tank once why did you look in it? It was blocked up. What with multicolored condoms shit and frogs
32:26Which is the least remarkable
32:30I feel I feel bad is Baba probably I don't know whether it's any less remarkable and I'm these boring ghosts
32:37I'm giving Baba and Andy two points crap woman can thank me for a three points. Is it poo or is it Christianity?
32:49Because I have great respect for those of faith it's four points to Jack's poos and
32:55Rosie Jones takes my place. Well done
32:59I
33:03Love a task, please Alex. Well cast your mind back a bit for this next one
33:15No, oh
33:18For goodness sake not these again. Oh, it's nice to see you to him. Yeah
33:25Well, I mean some of them some of them they're all good
33:30I'm gonna open the thing. Not yet. Okay. Do you know why not? You are more chat? No
33:39Oh, you want me to put that on you should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one identify these ten fine people
33:47most fine people correctly identified wins
33:52You have four fine minutes your time starts now
34:00You
34:04It's a dirty trick and no mistake and only the people with actually good memories are gonna succeed I suspect let's have a look
34:11Okay, we're gonna start with Rosie and Randy. Here we go
34:15I
34:28Would have it quite badly on this first time around to be honest
34:31I
34:43Had injury she has a warm world bed
34:53Hey
34:56That
34:59Seems too obvious. Ahoy. Yeah. Yeah
35:03That was quite commander biggles
35:07Okay, doggy
35:10Marilyn
35:13That is definitely Duncan good you
35:26She
35:28Thanks Andy, all right, you didn't get a duck no, no, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none
35:34There's a dignity in total failure
35:45So I'm the only end up getting one previously had five. Mm-hmm. He only remembered one in the end
35:50It just is quite hard to I mean, I felt quite triggered by that by what it was very similar to the jury
35:55in a
35:57Trial, but look, I don't want to go into that
36:01Who were yam yam and shaggy were they
36:04We yam yam and shaggy original characters. No, yam yam and shaggy came from Rosie's brain
36:09Yeah, and he came up with biggles Valderrama baldy doggy and Marilyn. Yeah
36:15Time to break for the last time in the final part of the show
36:17someone will win a harness a clock a Viking hat a guy forks effigy and
36:23Have to carry it home in a coffin
36:26What's the point?
36:42To remember the names of ten fine people next we're gonna witness the memories of Baba and Jack who has donned his hotdog outfit
36:50And we'll get double points
36:52Here we go. Ah
36:56This is so wrong
36:58Okay, let's try
37:02Blanket, I think that's the colonel
37:06Chisel Reggie Gordo
37:10Izzy
37:12That had a patch on didn't it? There's a patch there. That's that's
37:16grilly
37:17grilly
37:18blanket Izzy Oh
37:21Like what's it hanky-panky or something out of a wanky
37:27Chisel chisel. Oh, there was Yankee tank. That's the name came there. Who was Yankee tank?
37:34Izzy no diner diner. I think says Yankee tank. No. No, that's Yankee tank. That's Yankee tank
37:41Trevor Simon the Trevor
37:44the corporal
37:48You would a corporal
37:50The two that I didn't get before gone really it's a pity
37:58Still got two minutes left. What do you want to do? I want to do nothing because I don't remember their names
38:04So I might bust a little two-step. Come on done. No
38:14Yeah, write that down when you bust a two-step yeah add some flavor no, it's gone yeah
38:21I
38:33Should never be rewarded for busting a two-step and I can play yes
38:39Don't get bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point because I enjoyed it
38:43Can I check Jack said grilly instead of grills?
38:46He is that close enough and similar yank tank and Yankee tank. I think maybe we should give him one of them
38:50Thank you. Baba. Remembered six out of the ten Jack seven out of the ten
38:56But there is one more to say yes, it is Emma CD or to use her full name Emma compact disc. Here she is
39:07The colonel chisel Dina Trev Reggie blanket
39:14Tam's announcement
39:17This one's new, okay
39:27Jemima I know it's not that but I'm really stuck. Um
39:33You've got little piggies you bastard
39:38Chisel oh you do that one. Yeah, I know I don't need that
39:44Grill Z
39:50The yank tank tank
39:55Gordo Oh
39:57Gordo
39:59You're just missing towns and halfway. Is that right? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, Tam's in
40:03a minute
40:12Exciting I needed to be there
40:20Genuinely impressive already impressive before you crack the code and find Alex's nerdy little system
40:25Yeah, thanks guys, but she had like Baba two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here and there was yeah
40:31Interesting two very different systems two minutes to spare there must be something else I can investigate here. Yeah, I'm gonna bust a toaster
40:41Okay, Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person so they share
40:46Fourth place they get two points each Baba comes third gets three points Jack comes second, but gets eight points
40:52Because of the very wise hot dog choice Emma wins a task five points to Emma
41:01Quick look at the scores done. Yes, the hot dog is in the lead 17 points first place Jack D
41:13Okay, it's time for me to make you wait for the stage the final task of the show
41:23Hello old friend, I'm over here and then who will be reading the test codes Rosie Jones, please Rosie Jones take it away
41:30Spin the wheel
41:33the same
41:35number of times or more as a
41:41Person before you if you land on gold you are
41:49Automatically through to the next round and then that
41:55person has
41:57To spin it one more time than the previous
42:05Person it will become clear as we play Andy, please come over to the wheel
42:08It just needs a medium spin if you stand to the where I'm standing, but the other side, but that'll be what are you doing?
42:15Integrity of the wheel. Well just the physics of it. You know how it's how it's gonna spin. It's a wheel
42:27I
42:33Have to ask you do you want to spin again or do you want to stick on one?
42:36I'll spin again. If this lands on black you're eliminated
42:40That's a hefty one
42:43Beautiful action again. Thanks. So we're hoping this lands on red. Otherwise we lose
42:52Who's next Barbara's next and he must land two in a row in the same color
42:57Oh
43:04You've got to spin it three times get the same color every time unless you get gold, all right
43:14Lovely passionate grunt
43:17I
43:22Think you could have got the same color four times in a row. I'm gonna go the other way what? Oh, yeah
43:46Oh
43:57Any gold
44:13I'm gonna be on
44:16Oh lovely the cartwheel red
44:37We need five five, yeah, come on. No, not you bro this
44:45Oh
44:48It's six, please
45:11Come on
45:16Pray to Jesus
45:31Oh, that's right, that's right
45:45Oh
45:54In a row
46:01Yep, the lucky come ons back
46:15You have a little t-step if you want
46:27Robert and I won the five points. Well done Bubba
46:34And it has really paid dividends for Bubba because he's come second last
46:38With 20 points is Chucky
46:45You're serious
46:48Thank you, see you again very soon
47:15You