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00:00I have to go pick up my things.
00:07I'm sorry.
00:08Hi, how are you?
00:09I'm Beatriz Vega, and I wanted to announce that today I'm going to be doing a live broadcast
00:20to talk about how to overcome a rupture and the tools that can help us in these cases.
00:28I invite you to leave in the comments any questions you have about it.
00:33It's very interesting to see two girls from different generations debating about taboo topics.
00:38Popeye was a bastard.
00:40Absolutely.
00:41We agree on that, right?
00:42Yes.
00:43I'm glad.
00:44And not only because he wouldn't let us hit you, but because he wouldn't let us ask you for help.
00:49You didn't write romantic letters like that?
00:52Then come with me, Romeo, because we have a lot of work to do.
00:59I'll be waiting for you at six.
01:01Did he throw the trash at you?
01:03Yes.
01:04Just that?
01:05God, what a scare you gave me.
01:07What?
01:08You really don't care that your wife throws the tiles at your uncles?
01:12Not anymore, Elsa.
01:14Why don't we try to be a conventional couple again?
01:17We could try again.
01:19What's wrong with the lawyers?
01:21Either they can't, or they don't care about the case.
01:23I'm playing the future of my son.
01:25And the trial is in two days.
01:27I don't know what to do.
01:28Oh, I'm thinking of something that might be a little crazy, but...
01:33But it doesn't matter, I'm desperate.
01:35I know a lawyer.
01:36Who?
01:39Diego.
01:46What's up, John?
01:47How are you?
01:49What's up? Here with your letter.
01:51Very good, the reference of Lorca.
01:54Lorca and Pringatula, man.
01:56Yes.
02:00He doesn't even know who he is.
02:10This is my cell.
02:13Are you my partner?
02:15Yes, I think so.
02:17Hi, my name is Norberto.
02:19I'm John.
02:21Do you like role-playing games?
02:23Yes.
02:24Do you like the Orc-Dragon saga?
02:26Do you know it?
02:27I love it.
02:28Who are you?
02:29I'm Master.
02:30Hi.
02:31Do you think we could play a game?
02:33No, but we have plenty of time.
02:38Do you know why I'm here?
02:41No.
02:42Do you want me to tell you?
02:45I had a little problem with a friend I was playing with.
02:49A little problem in the game?
02:51The usual.
02:53He stole all my experience points.
02:55And of course, I had to burn his house.
02:58So you burned your friend's house?
03:00In the game, John.
03:01I burned it in the game.
03:09My colleague, Florent, had a giant medieval fortress.
03:12So I destroyed it as revenge.
03:14Sure, sure.
03:15You threw some archers at him, right?
03:17No, no, no.
03:18I sent him a level 12 dragon.
03:21Then he sent a horde of goblins to conquer my fortress,
03:24but he couldn't do it.
03:25It always happens to me with the goblins.
03:27I underestimate them and they end up winning the games.
03:29It's hard to manage, but he couldn't do it with me.
03:32Anyway, things got out of hand,
03:34and in the end I had to stab him with a knife.
03:37Very good.
03:38I always do this as a finale.
03:40A sharp dagger, right?
03:41Or an axe of dark orcs.
03:43So I have to say that I like to finish with the beauty.
03:46No.
03:47A ham knife from my mother.
03:50Here.
03:52In the chest.
03:57I'll tell you something, Jorg.
03:59The judges in Spain don't have any training in role.
04:03But don't worry, Florent will recover.
04:07That was just a warm-up he gave me.
04:10Can I come in?
04:20Yes.
04:50THE POLYAMOR
05:14We start the second episode of Conversexo,
05:17and today's topic is polyamory.
05:19Don't confuse it with having a boyfriend who's a cop.
05:22Oh my God.
05:23Anyway, polyamory is a non-monogamous relationship
05:26between two or more people,
05:28established in a consensual and responsible way.
05:30That's why it's very important to be mentally and emotionally prepared.
05:35Jesus Christ.
05:38Hey, hello.
05:41What's up?
05:42A stop for a coffee?
05:44Would you like some?
05:45Well, I see you're not commenting yet.
05:48You know you can participate at any time,
05:50from the chat.
05:51We're live.
05:52With the TV?
05:53Yes.
05:54Oh, that's great.
05:55Can I stay?
05:57I'm so excited.
05:58I've always liked what's on TV.
06:02Be quiet, okay?
06:04I'll say hi.
06:05Hi, Ale.
06:06You'll be seeing us.
06:07Your niece, your...
06:10And me, your sister.
06:12We love you so much.
06:13Angelita, it's not the time or the place.
06:16Angelita, she says.
06:17Since when do you call your mother that, girl?
06:24What are you talking about?
06:25We're talking about polyamory.
06:27Let's go back to the topic.
06:29Polyamory?
06:30Yes.
06:31No way.
06:32Let's see.
06:33No, polyamory is when,
06:35in a relationship between several people,
06:37there's consent from all of them.
06:40That's right.
06:41Whatever you say.
06:42But polyamory never brings anything good.
06:45Police, polyps, polyamory.
06:47As you can see,
06:48this humorous break
06:51reflects the thought
06:53that we should all avoid.
06:55Let's take a short break
06:57and we'll be right back.
07:00Mum.
07:01Please, Angelita, we're working.
07:04Let's see, we have to cheer up.
07:06You're not cheering up enough.
07:08Okay, I'll go back to the taxi.
07:10But you're not in a position
07:12to despise one of the few listeners you have.
07:16Aren't you?
07:20Let's go.
07:33Let's go.
07:34Let's go.
07:35Should I put it live again?
07:36Okay, but you have to apologize or something.
07:39I mean, this...
07:40No, no, why should we apologize
07:42if there were 48 people watching us?
07:4448?
07:45Alone?
07:46Well, look,
07:47we already knew that social media comments
07:49are difficult.
07:50Yeah, but 48 is very sad.
07:52Let's see, the important thing is
07:54that we have quality content
07:56and we're going to die with it, right?
07:58Yes.
07:59That's it?
08:00Who cares if it's 48 or 48,000?
08:02Let's see, man.
08:04The 48 are our loyal fans.
08:06They're all there with us,
08:08they don't know us or anything.
08:09That's true.
08:10Of course.
08:11That's true.
08:12Yes.
08:13Let's go with the 48.
08:14Come on.
08:15Come on.
08:16Let's go.
08:17That's smart.
08:18Okay, we're...
08:19You're...
08:20Well, after this little introduction,
08:22we want to see your first impressions,
08:25so let's read some of them.
08:30But one thing,
08:31we haven't entered yet,
08:32because I don't see anything.
08:33Yes, there are no comments.
08:35What?
08:36There are no comments.
08:38Ah!
08:39Your first comments are coming in.
08:41Let's see, for example,
08:43Mariló67 says,
08:44let the lady from the other day come back,
08:46she was very funny.
08:47She was very funny.
08:49Thank you, Mariló, for your message.
08:51I'm afraid it won't be possible at the moment,
08:53but you never know.
08:55Let's go with the next comment.
08:57Let's see.
08:58Raimundo Crack says,
09:00I would make a polyamorous trio of those.
09:04Let's see.
09:06Let's go with Marifran,
09:07who seems to be a pain in the ass.
09:10Rosy De Vera says,
09:12either the lady from the other day comes back,
09:14or I stop watching the show.
09:18There are some who don't know Marifran, right?
09:21There aren't.
09:28Let's see, John,
09:29what I need from you right now
09:30is for you to be calm, okay?
09:32Relax, rest well,
09:33tomorrow is an important day.
09:35I have a surprise for you.
09:36Your parents are here.
09:37Do you want to talk to them?
09:38Hi, son!
09:39Honey!
09:40What's up?
09:41You see what a great lawyer we found you?
09:43We've been thinking about you all the time, honey.
09:45And I've been thinking about you, mom, a lot.
09:47Really, a lot.
09:48How are you?
09:49How's it going in there?
09:51Are you okay?
09:53Well...
09:55What are you worried about?
09:57Yes, okay, look,
09:58I have bad news, okay?
10:03And that?
10:04I've put in a friend from Celta
10:06who's mad, okay?
10:07He has a mental disorder.
10:08He has something, okay?
10:09Because he's crazy.
10:10He's crazy.
10:11But I arrested him too.
10:13No, no,
10:14he was arrested in Madrid.
10:15Okay, and why is he in jail?
10:17Norberto is in jail because...
10:21he stabbed a friend of his
10:23playing a role-playing game.
10:24Okay?
10:25And tonight I have to play
10:26a role-playing game with him.
10:27Do you understand?
10:28Wait, wait, wait a minute.
10:29Are you sure about that?
10:30100% sure.
10:31He confessed it to me himself.
10:32Yeah, but you have to realize
10:33that all prisoners lie.
10:35They try to look worse than they are.
10:37Yes, listen to Diego,
10:38that's true.
10:39They try to impress
10:40and scare, that's it.
10:41Right, son?
10:42Look, I'm going to ask the judge
10:44to transfer you to a low-risk module.
10:46Okay?
10:47The weird thing is
10:48that they put him in a jail
10:49with such dangerous prisoners.
10:51We're already on it, okay?
10:52John, don't worry.
10:56Hello?
10:57John!
10:58John!
11:01Fuck, did he do this again?
11:08Fuck, why does he always hang up?
11:10I don't understand.
11:11This is torture, Diego.
11:13This is fucking torture.
11:14I'm really sorry for the others.
11:16What I need is to know
11:17that he's going to be okay,
11:18that he's protected,
11:19that nothing's going to happen to him.
11:20He's going to be okay.
11:22Do you want to see him?
11:23Now?
11:24Can we?
11:26I don't know.
11:27Do you have anything better to do?
11:28Only one can come, that's for sure.
11:30No, no, I'm coming with you.
11:32Yes?
11:33Yes, yes, yes.
11:34But do you think we'll be able to see him?
11:35Trust me.
11:37Let's go.
11:39I'm going with him.
11:40I'm telling you.
11:41Give him a kiss.
11:42Calm down.
11:43Fuck.
11:51I'm not going back.
11:52I just said it.
11:53I'm not going back.
11:54No, I can't believe it.
11:55Forgive me, forgive me.
11:56Forgive me.
11:57I'm really sorry.
11:58I'd help you get up,
11:59but for whatever reason,
12:00it's a bit complicated.
12:01This hasn't been a revenge
12:03for what happened before,
12:04even if it looks like it,
12:05isn't it?
12:06It's my fault.
12:07I have to learn to be careful on the street.
12:08Well, your phone's ringing.
12:09If you want, I can...
12:11I think the phone is the least of it.
12:14Fuck.
12:16Fuck, fuck.
12:17I'm really sorry.
12:18I'll pay you.
12:19No, it's my fault.
12:20I can't.
12:21I'm distracted.
12:22No, no, no.
12:23It's normal to get distracted
12:24when you're talking to someone important.
12:25It's normal.
12:28Fuck.
12:30Are you okay?
12:41Look.
12:42What happened?
12:43I feel...
12:46How are you?
12:47Good, good, good.
12:48Don't worry, I'm fine.
12:49If nothing happened,
12:50everything's fine, okay?
12:51Everything's fine.
12:53It's a new environment, isn't it?
12:54Look at this prison.
12:55How romantic.
12:56Everything's fine.
12:57What's wrong?
12:58Are you in love?
12:59All this is for me.
13:00For you.
13:01Yes, yes.
13:02Now I'm an idol here.
13:03I mean,
13:04they ask me to write love letters
13:05to all the prisoners.
13:06They call me Romeo.
13:07Romeo?
13:08I swear, I swear.
13:09I'm an idol here.
13:10Let's see, the important thing.
13:11You're here because of Norberto, right?
13:12Yes.
13:13Okay.
13:14What, what?
13:15Are there any news?
13:16There are news.
13:17Okay.
13:18I've managed to get him transferred to the cell.
13:19To him?
13:20Yes.
13:21He's going to be in a low-risk module tomorrow.
13:22I know, I know.
13:23I'm sorry, but we haven't managed to do it.
13:24The judge has not approved of that,
13:26but he does accept to change him from prison to him.
13:28Okay, okay.
13:29Is that enough?
13:30Tomorrow morning,
13:31they've moved him.
13:33No, not tomorrow morning,
13:34today.
13:35The things in prison take their time.
13:36You know that the schedules here are very strict
13:38and the transfers are made at nine in the morning and that's it.
13:40But I have a role play game today.
13:42I'm not going to wake up, damn it.
13:44If I give him a prosthetic,
13:45he's going to stab me in the face.
13:46Don't worry, listen to me.
13:48Diego has got the cell under surveillance.
13:50You're going to be under surveillance all night.
13:52Nothing's going to happen to you.
13:53Look, I have an idea.
13:55What you can do is,
13:56now when you get there,
13:57instead of seducing her,
13:59give her a present,
14:01make her a friend.
14:04Norberto already had a friend.
14:06And you know what happened to him?
14:08He stabbed him.
14:09He tried to kill him to do that.
14:11Okay, don't make him your friend.
14:12Don't make him your friend.
14:13Don't make that gesture, damn it.
14:14Come on.
14:15He's got a point.
14:17This can't be, Diego, damn it.
14:18This can't be.
14:19I can't spend more time with this guy.
14:22Okay.
14:23The only thing I can think of,
14:25and I shouldn't tell you this,
14:26is because I'm your lawyer.
14:29Would you like to spend the night in the infirmary?
14:35Okay, okay.
14:36Is it okay in the infirmary?
14:37In the infirmary, you're going to be careful,
14:38under surveillance, everything's fine.
14:39Okay, yes, of course.
14:40Perfect.
14:41Perfect.
14:42You just have to lie.
14:43When you get to the cell,
14:44pretend your head hurts.
14:45Let him, let him.
14:46Pretend.
14:47No, let him.
14:48No, he doesn't know how to lie.
14:50He doesn't know how to lie.
14:51He doesn't know how to lie.
14:52He doesn't know how to lie.
14:53Everyone knows how to lie.
14:54I don't know how to lie.
14:55I don't know how to lie, damn it.
14:56I don't know how to lie.
14:57I can't get it at once.
14:58I'm starting to move,
14:59and I don't know how to lie.
15:00I'm starting to sweat just from imagining it.
15:02Damn it, I can't lie.
15:03There has to be another solution.
15:05Damn it.
15:06It's giving me...
15:07Yeah, well,
15:08go to the infirmary.
15:09Of course.
15:10You can't think about this.
15:12Stop, stop, stop.
15:13Stop, stop.
15:15Maybe it's crazy, okay?
15:17But...
15:18What if...
15:19I go there with a...
15:22Eh?
15:23Eh?
15:24I give myself a blow, a cut,
15:25I pretend that I have an injury,
15:27a little blood,
15:28I say I'm dizzy,
15:29and they keep me there all night,
15:31in observation.
15:33That's fine,
15:34but...
15:35I'm not going to tell you that...
15:37you injure yourself,
15:38it's like that.
15:40But it's a small cut, that's it.
15:42But very small.
15:43Very small.
15:44Well, not so small,
15:45because otherwise they won't take you to the infirmary.
15:47Yes, dad, please.
15:48Be very careful.
15:49Please.
15:55How's your brother?
15:56Well, apparently he has a new cellmate,
15:58who looks like Stella.
16:00Yes, yes.
16:01Yes, yes.
16:02But well, we're sitting in the trial,
16:04and my parents trust Diego a lot.
16:06Yeah, let's see,
16:07if Diego has a good thing,
16:09he's the best lawyer in Spain.
16:10Yes, yes,
16:11he's going to try to change his cellmate this afternoon,
16:12so it's good.
16:13Oh, really,
16:14he doesn't deserve this,
16:15what's happening to him?
16:16No, no, he doesn't deserve it,
16:17he's a kid.
16:18Oh, look, isn't this Aira?
16:19Yes.
16:20Hi.
16:21Hi, girls.
16:22How are you?
16:23How are you?
16:24Did you hear about the podcast?
16:25Yes, yes, well, I loved it.
16:26What podcast?
16:27Sara, honey,
16:28you always want to get into everything.
16:29Well, girls,
16:30bye.
16:31Bye.
16:32How big is the brother, right?
16:33Yes, huh?
16:34It seems to be...
16:38Hi, Enrique.
16:39Hi, girls.
16:40How are you?
16:41What should I put?
16:42The usual.
16:45Hey, what podcast?
16:46Well, nothing,
16:47a podcast of real people.
16:49Real people?
16:50Yes.
16:51Oh, from Maribela,
16:52from the kiosk,
16:53that she likes to talk,
16:54that you don't see.
16:55No, no, no,
16:56it's about sex.
16:57About sex?
16:58Yes, yes.
16:59And who does it?
17:00Desivea.
17:01I can't believe it.
17:02Yes.
17:03And what's it called?
17:04It's called Conversexo.
17:05Let's see.
17:06It's about Marifrana.
17:07I can't believe it.
17:08Yes.
17:09Well, Marifrana appeared in the first episode
17:11and, as if everything was loose,
17:12she kicked him.
17:13So, in the second episode,
17:14he wasn't there
17:15and everyone was asking him to come back.
17:16And then, in the end,
17:17whether or not they get together in three generations,
17:19it's great, really.
17:20Hey, it's really good.
17:21I'm going to listen to it when I get home.
17:22Yes.
17:23Oh, Marifrana.
17:24Yes?
17:25Absolute fan of your podcast.
17:26Oh, don't tell me.
17:27Really?
17:28Yes.
17:29But, well,
17:30this was something that was good,
17:31that coming and, you know,
17:32a coincidence,
17:33because the stars are her, huh?
17:34No, but think about it
17:35in a professional way, really, huh?
17:36Exactly.
17:37I don't know how to do what you're telling me.
17:39Well, you've always been great.
17:41Well, me too.
17:42You're great.
17:43And for me, a lot.
17:44Thank you very much.
17:45You've made me completely happy.
17:49We've already made the day for the woman.
17:53And it doesn't help that one day
17:54he's telling me that we need time
17:56and the next day
17:57that I get dirty with him again.
17:59Yeah.
18:00But have you been like this a lot or...?
18:02Well, it's not the first time.
18:05Of course.
18:06But do you know what you want now?
18:08No, not at all, of course.
18:10Yeah, I guess it shouldn't be easy, right?
18:14No.
18:15Not really.
18:16Have you been...
18:17Well, have you been together a lot?
18:19A lot.
18:21He's great, huh?
18:22And I like him.
18:23I mean, you don't get me wrong, but...
18:26I feel like it's time to turn the page,
18:30that I'm still young, right?
18:32Tell me yes or I'll kill you.
18:34Yes, yes, of course.
18:35Super young.
18:37No, but...
18:38I don't know.
18:40I have the opportunity to meet new people
18:43and...
18:44and sometimes you have to close the door to open another one.
18:47Yes.
18:49I feel like I'm running you over.
18:52Why?
18:53I'm being very annoying.
18:54No, what are you saying?
18:55No, no, no.
18:56In fact, I'm loving the conversation
18:58and it's helping me a lot because...
19:00Fuck, I mean...
19:01I've also been a bit stuck for a while, right?
19:04It's a novelty.
19:05Besides...
19:08Hey, do you feel like having coffee?
19:10I've been told about a place on the outskirts
19:12that's pretty good.
19:14Eh...
19:16I mean, now?
19:17Well, my phone's broken.
19:19I have nothing better to do.
19:20I see.
19:23Well, I'd love to.
19:24Really.
19:25But you know what?
19:26Well, we don't have an elevator at home.
19:28I have to help my uncle get on the stairs.
19:30Do you want me to help you?
19:31Yes, yes, no, no.
19:32Another time, then.
19:33Eh... yes.
19:34Yes.
19:35Of course. Don't worry.
19:36Look, you're going to keep the pipes, actually.
19:38No, no, no.
19:39Yes, yes, for you. I'll give them to you.
19:41That way you'll also learn Spanish customs.
19:44Goodbye.
19:46SEPTEMBER 25th
19:59Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco!
20:01Tell me, tell me!
20:03What happened?
20:04What happened at the hotel with Elsa?
20:06Well, it was...
20:09It was what we needed, man.
20:11A sincere conversation between adults.
20:13No hot baths.
20:14Okay, okay.
20:15I mean, the hot bath was fine, but...
20:18What about the other thing?
20:19The other thing?
20:22I don't want to lie to you, Arturo.
20:24The other thing was...
20:27Spectacular.
20:33That's how my night with Paco went.
20:35Do you remember how I met Elsa?
20:38Of course, of course.
20:39Eh... at the hotel you were working at,
20:41for the elevator, right?
20:42Yes, I was at a concert, man.
20:44I saw her in the audience.
20:46Wow! I fell for her right away, man.
20:48And then, at that moment,
20:50I decided to sing and dedicate
20:52the most romantic song in my repertoire to her.
20:54No.
20:56Angel de Miel?
20:57Angel de Miel, man.
20:59And she fell in love with me at that moment.
21:02Don't surprise me, Paco.
21:03I'm remembering it today.
21:04Look.
21:05Hair like scorpions.
21:07I had an idea yesterday, man.
21:09What did I say?
21:10I said...
21:12I'm going to sing her the same song.
21:14The same song.
21:16She sang the same damn song
21:1830 years ago.
21:20Wow!
21:23And it's true that she was funny at the time.
21:25But Paco,
21:26well, he's never sung
21:28and he's lost his voice over the years.
21:31Imagine
21:32how it was for you.
21:34It was a beautiful moment, man.
21:36Beautiful.
21:37At the hotel, they must have thought
21:39I was mistreating a cat.
21:41You know what's best?
21:42I think it's the first moment of many.
21:44Really?
21:46A horror?
21:47I see her better and better in the village, man.
21:49I don't know how you can live in this village.
21:51Yesterday, man,
21:53my marriage came back to life.
21:55Don't drown yourself.
21:56I felt a passion,
21:58a connection
22:00that I hadn't felt in a long time.
22:02I hadn't felt such a big emptiness in a long time.
22:06It's like
22:08a spark of life
22:10had
22:12disappeared.
22:16Man!
22:17Mabela!
22:18How are you?
22:19What can I get you?
22:20A coffee
22:21to go.
22:22Very well.
22:23But if you don't mind,
22:24Arturo will get it for you.
22:25I have to go tend to the terrace.
22:27Look,
22:28you know what?
22:29It's very late.
22:30I'm in a hurry.
22:31Leave it.
22:32It's okay.
22:33No, no, no.
22:34Really.
22:35Don't worry, woman.
22:36Arturo will get it for you in a second.
22:37Right?
22:38Yes, yes.
22:39Besides, you don't know how well he makes coffee.
22:41We've improved our coffee maker.
22:45What do you want?
22:46To take it?
22:47Yes.
22:51Okay.
22:55How are things?
22:57What do you think?
22:58Bad.
22:59Very bad.
23:00They're crucifying me with Ecuador.
23:02I see.
23:03This is...
23:04This is how it is.
23:05And this town is a jungle.
23:07I know.
23:08But I didn't expect to be devoured so soon.
23:10At least not because of...
23:12Because of me.
23:13Yes, yes.
23:14You can say that.
23:15Don't worry.
23:16Yes.
23:18Yes.
23:26It takes time, but it tastes great.
23:34What do we do, then?
23:35I don't know.
23:36I'm...
23:37I don't know what to do.
23:38Me neither.
23:39But we have to decide.
23:40Because...
23:41Come on.
23:42Hit the button and we'll start.
23:43Come on.
23:44Shall we?
23:45Of course.
23:46Come on.
23:47Wait, wait.
23:50We're live.
23:51And we're starting another edition of Conversexo.
23:54And since we like to hear your messages so much,
23:58we've had an internal debate and we've decided...
24:02Hello, my dears.
24:04Here I am.
24:05You've missed me, haven't you?
24:07Well, today I have a super surprise for you.
24:11We're going to go on a wonderful trip to a heavenly place.
24:17Wow.
24:18I'm surprised.
24:20I didn't know anything.
24:21Of course.
24:22Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a surprise.
24:25Well, this trip is to my farm.
24:31It's wonderful.
24:32And I can get some income from it,
24:35because apart from tomatoes and medicinal herbs,
24:37I don't need anything else.
24:38Marifran, but...
24:40If no one comes to collect the prizes...
24:43But there are people who do collect the prizes.
24:46What's that sound?
24:47People.
24:48People who want to participate.
24:50I knew it.
24:53Oh, we're getting a call.
24:54Come on.
24:56Hello.
24:57Who are we talking to?
24:58Hello.
24:59Yes, hello.
25:00I'm Scorpio.
25:02Hello, Scorpio.
25:03Tell us.
25:05Yes, I was calling because...
25:07Let's see...
25:08It's not that I need help,
25:10but in these cases,
25:12you always have to ask for a second opinion.
25:14Okay, go ahead.
25:15Okay, let's see.
25:16The problem...
25:17The problem is with a friend who...
25:19Well, well...
25:20He's been caught by a woman who...
25:23Well, he rejected her.
25:24Well, unrequited love is a classic.
25:27I think we've all been there once.
25:30The problem is that this woman also has...
25:34She has a little problem
25:35and this friend of mine doesn't know
25:37if he has to help her or not.
25:39And why did he reject her?
25:41He rejected her.
25:43And besides rejecting her, he called her a whore.
25:47It's a situation...
25:49Well, it's a fucking situation, Scorpio.
25:51Why would we tell you anything else?
25:53Marifran, we're going to...
25:55It's okay, sorry.
25:56A fucking situation doesn't mean
25:58you don't have a solution.
26:01Really?
26:02Let's see, write it down.
26:03Tell your friend this is what he has to do.
26:06First, he has to help that woman
26:08because not only is he going to end up
26:10as a fucking grudge,
26:12but he's going to be a drag for the rest of his life.
26:15Drag, drag, drag.
26:16We hope we've been of great help to your friend, Scorpio,
26:20and we thank you very much for your call.
26:23Wait, wait, before I say goodbye,
26:25I wanted to publicly thank
26:28the person who made this show possible.
26:31This show is made thanks to you,
26:34who put a lot of hope in it.
26:36We also put a lot of hope in it.
26:39No, no, but I was referring to...
26:43the former mayor, Arturo Pérez Ayudo,
26:46who is the one who...
26:48who really made this possible.
26:50Why? Because he put optical fiber in the town
26:53and that's why a show like this can be broadcast.
26:56Okay, Scorpio, we'll say goodbye to you.
26:59A hug.
27:00See you later.
27:01Hello?
27:03He hung up.
27:04Okay, next call.
27:07Hello, how are you? Who is this?
27:10Hello, hello, how are you?
27:12My name is Jiménez.
27:14Ah, hello, Jiménez, how are you?
27:17What's wrong? Tell me.
27:18Yes, well, Vera,
27:20I recently got married
27:23and, well, we're going to be parents.
27:26Oh, congratulations!
27:28Thank you, thank you, yes, yes.
27:29Well, the thing is, I'm worried
27:31that this will make our sexual life, right?
27:34Well, it's like...
27:35it's reset, you know, that...
27:37that, well, my wife and I, with this
27:39about the arrival of the babies,
27:41well, we kind of lose our desire.
27:43Yeah.
27:44Well, it's clear that you are facing a very important change
27:47that doesn't necessarily involve a loss of desire.
27:50Hold on, hold on.
27:51I have an incoming call.
27:53Well, Marifran, we're live with a listener.
27:56If you want to go outside and...
27:58Sorry, but I think this call
28:00has to do with Jiménez.
28:01I'll put it on.
28:03Let's see, please, who are we talking to?
28:05Again?
28:06Menchu, Marifran, I'm Menchu.
28:08Hi, Menchu, how are you? Tell us.
28:11Well, let's see.
28:12I want to make it very clear to Martínez
28:14that our sexual life will continue to be
28:16just as spicy or more.
28:18Don't call me Martínez, Menchu.
28:20I'm Jiménez, I'm Jiménez.
28:22Please.
28:23I don't care, Martínez or Jiménez.
28:25It doesn't matter to me.
28:26To me, you are who you are,
28:28and the other way around,
28:30what's going to happen is what's going to happen.
28:32Eh, Jiménez, you've become more relaxed with this.
28:35Relaxed?
28:36He's going to be relaxed
28:38as soon as he walks in through the door
28:40with the slap I'm going to give him, come on.
28:42Not even the Cirque du Soleil, acrobat.
28:44God, don't tell me these things in public,
28:46I'll turn red.
28:47Please, open your mind and enjoy
28:49what people enjoy in life.
28:51You're going to end up redder tonight
28:53after the slap I'm going to give you, come on.
28:55And after hearing you with that Turkish soap opera voice,
28:58come on.
28:59I'm going to leave.
29:00Eh, well, Martí...
29:02Eh, Jiménez, I hope our help has helped you.
29:07And thank you very much for participating.
29:09Yes, thank you very much.
29:10And goodbye, little chick.
29:13Well, after this last consultation,
29:16we say goodbye to Versexo.
29:18Until the next live show.
29:20See you later.
29:22We're out.
29:23Oh my God.
29:24Oh my God.
29:25The ticket.
29:26Oh my God.
29:27How are you? 48?
29:29How did it go this time?
29:30Where are we going?
29:31Wow, 5,000 people.
29:34Really?
29:35Yes.
29:36What do you mean 5,000?
29:37Yes, yes, yes, 5,000.
29:385,000?
29:39Okay, it's that Nayara has uploaded us.
29:42No.
29:43The singer?
29:44Nayara has uploaded us.
29:45What are you telling me?
29:46Of course.
29:47So what's going on?
29:48Are we already Tendytropic?
29:49Let's see, she already has half a million followers,
29:51so we're up there.
29:53But how good.
29:55We're viral.
29:56I don't believe it.
29:57I don't believe it.
29:585,000.
30:02Yes, yes, here in an earthquake.
30:04Well, today not.
30:05How strong.
30:06Tell me, how was the trial with John?
30:08Well, he's a bit like that, but fine.
30:11Fuck, really.
30:12He doesn't deserve it.
30:13If there's someone who doesn't deserve this, it's my nephew.
30:15Of course.
30:16He's better.
30:17At least we've already managed, at least,
30:19to change the psychopathic moron who has the cell.
30:21Really?
30:22Yes, yes, yes.
30:23Oh, Silvia told me.
30:24Thank you very much.
30:25No, no, no, no.
30:26It was the first thing we had to do.
30:27Tomorrow morning they'll take him away,
30:29and Chabal is going to have to put up with it tonight.
30:32He's brave.
30:33He's going to get it.
30:35I'm very glad you're here.
30:38Really?
30:39Well, yes.
30:40Yes.
30:41Fuck, that you left everything,
30:43that you came so fast from Santander,
30:45that you took care of John.
30:47I mean, he has saved our lives, literally.
30:49Come on.
30:50Yes.
30:51I don't know how to thank you, really.
30:53I don't know either.
30:54If I can think of something...
30:56Yes.
30:57Yes.
30:58We could stay for dinner one of these days that I'm going to be around here.
31:00We can have a drink, I don't know, take a walk.
31:04Ask for the room service.
31:07The usual.
31:10I have a lot to tell you.
31:12But my sister is calling me.
31:14I don't know, maybe it's urgent.
31:15Excuse me.
31:16Don't worry.
31:17Silvia!
31:25Do you like Aunt Marta or what?
31:30Why do you ask that?
31:32It's for you.
31:33Oh, yeah?
31:34To save you time.
31:38Because nothing is going to happen between you two.
31:43What's your name?
31:44Pablo.
31:45Pablo.
31:46Look, Pablo,
31:47Marta and I have known each other for a long time.
31:50And a lot of things have happened between us.
31:52But now she's with me.
31:54She's with you.
31:57What do I do arguing with a child?
31:59It doesn't make sense.
32:01Sorry if I was bothering you.
32:03Pablo, what are you doing here?
32:04I've been looking for you for a while.
32:05You can't leave like that.
32:06Are you the father?
32:08I'm his father, yes, Jorge.
32:10Are you?
32:11Sorry, he's Diego.
32:13Do you remember I told you about him?
32:15Diego, the one who's taking care of John at John's house.
32:18Nice to meet you.
32:20We're going to go to the park.
32:22Great.
32:23But you're not invited.
32:24Hey, Pablo.
32:25Pablo.
32:26You have to be polite with people, okay?
32:28We're in a moment where we all let go without filters, you know?
32:30Of course.
32:31It's normal, don't worry.
32:32Hey, why don't you go?
32:34I'll catch up with you.
32:35Okay?
32:36Let's go.
32:38Bye, Pablo.
32:39Bye.
32:40Bye.
32:45So you and...
32:47Jorge.
32:48Jorge.
32:49Yes.
32:50You're...
32:51Yes, it was a surprise, really.
32:53Are you okay?
32:54Very well.
32:56With him and with the kid.
32:58I love him.
32:59You're right, El Drano.
33:00In the end.
33:01What?
33:02Nothing.
33:04I'm glad to see you happy.
33:06Thank you very much.
33:08Fuck, I'm so sorry.
33:09I didn't understand.
33:11No, don't worry.
33:12It was nothing.
33:14But, come on.
33:15I appreciate you coming here.
33:19Thank you very much.
33:21And...
33:22It's okay.
33:23See you tomorrow at the trial.
33:24Yes.
33:25Okay.
33:26I'm going with the kids, okay?
33:27I don't want to make them wait.
33:28But we can have dinner whenever you want.
33:29We can have dinner.
33:30Okay?
33:31Of course.
33:32I want to tell you a lot of things and you tell me too.
33:34Deal.
33:35See you tomorrow.
33:36Bye.
33:40Can you give me a little more of this?
33:43But...
33:44Let's see, Martínez.
33:45It's not like that.
33:46Because I haven't done anything wrong.
33:47I mean, I don't know.
33:48No.
33:49I think we have to talk with sexual freedom.
33:50And...
33:51Come on.
33:52I haven't put our intimacy on sale either.
33:53It's something...
33:54I don't know.
33:55Look.
33:56No.
33:57Let me talk.
33:58Let's do something.
33:59Send me a picture.
34:00A picture?
34:01No.
34:02A picture.
34:03You know what picture.
34:04A picture.
34:05A picture.
34:06A picture.
34:07A picture.
34:08A picture.
34:09A picture.
34:10No.
34:11You know what picture.
34:12Come on.
34:13Suddenly...
34:14Come on.
34:15Send it.
34:16Sorry.
34:17Sorry.
34:18I interrupted.
34:19It's interrupted, but it's my fault.
34:20Because I thought you were alone at home.
34:21I was on WhatsApp with Martínez.
34:22But I hung up without anesthesia.
34:23Come on.
34:24It's okay.
34:25It's okay.
34:26No, I didn't want to.
34:27I'm going to take advantage that you're here.
34:28Okay?
34:29To ask you for advice.
34:30Can it be?
34:31Well, it can be.
34:32Come on, there's no problem for me.
34:33That's why we're here.
34:34Yes, of course.
34:37Shall we sit down?
34:38Yes.
34:41Good.
34:42You see, it's just that...
34:43Do you know about the money that...
34:44The trial?
34:45Yes.
34:46Yes, yes, yes.
34:47Well, I still don't know what to do with that money.
34:48Let's see, Blanca.
34:49I don't know.
34:50Do you allow me to tell you what I think then?
34:51Please, please.
34:52Well, flow with life.
34:53I don't know, rest.
34:54Take a break.
34:55A break.
34:56Go for a brunch in the morning.
34:57A godfather massage.
34:58A pilates class on the machine.
34:59Or what has been a break in life.
35:00To be relaxed, open.
35:01I don't even know what a break is.
35:02I don't know what a break is.
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37:07I still have to finish preparing it.
37:10Something tells me that tonight I'm going to slaughter you.
37:20Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
37:37Don't be afraid.
37:38Don't be afraid.
38:05Phil.
38:08You look like a cucumber.
38:11You look like a cucumber.
38:14And a fag.
38:21Vulcan, Vulcan, Vulcan, man.
38:23Calm down.
38:24Look at the boy, he's a little disoriented.
38:32What do you want, Romeo?
38:33Do you want me to break your mouth or what?
38:35Fuck.
38:36I need to get rid of the madman in my cell.
38:38I'm serious.
38:39The new one?
38:40Yes, yes, yes.
38:41He looks like a plushie.
38:42No, no.
38:43He doesn't look like it, but he's not.
38:44He's crazy.
38:45Fuck.
38:46If I sleep with him tonight, I swear he'll kill me.
38:47No, I won't wake up.
38:48Okay, we'll cut a couple of fingers and that's it, right?
38:49No, no, no, no, no.
38:50Stop, stop, stop.
38:51No, stop.
38:52Okay?
38:53Stop.
38:54That's why you were looking for a fight, right?
38:56Come on, man.
38:58You wanted the Vulcan to give you a couple of beatings
39:00and end up in the infirmary, right?
39:01Yes, yes.
39:02Fuck, because you could hit me a little.
39:05No, you don't, you don't.
39:06If you hit me like that...
39:07No, nothing.
39:08Just a hit.
39:09Stop, stop.
39:10There's another way to end up in the infirmary
39:11without getting your mouth blown off.
39:13Which one?
39:14Tell me which one, please.
39:15Tell me which one.
39:16Antoña, Antoña, I know you.
39:17What's this?
39:18What's this?
39:19That's an extra strong laxative,
39:20brand of the house.
39:21For cases like yours.
39:22Okay.
39:23Well, if I need to shit,
39:24I swear I don't need any more help.
39:25I really mean it.
39:26I'm shit, fuck.
39:28Listen, you take the laxative
39:30and wait for it to work.
39:32The point is to make the doctor believe
39:34that you have gastroenteritis.
39:35That way, he'll separate you from the rest
39:38and you'll end up in the infirmary.
39:39Fuck, very good.
39:40Did you like it?
39:41This is very good.
39:42Sure.
39:43Okay, okay, thank you very much.
39:44That's it.
39:45That's it, solved.
39:46What are you doing?
39:47What are you doing?
39:48What am I doing?
39:49Taking a laxative?
39:50You told me.
39:51A couple of drops was enough.
39:52Go to the infirmary, you won't make it.
39:53Shut up, shut up, shut up.
39:54You're taking the piss, aren't you?
39:55Five.
39:56Stop, please.
39:57Stop, stop, stop.
39:58You're taking the piss.
39:59One.
40:00It's working.
40:01Run.
40:02It's working already.
40:03What are you going to do?
40:04You're going to have a shitty night.
40:10I haven't laughed like this in a long time.
40:14I'm laughing my ass off.
40:22What do I do?
40:23Do I turn on the alarm?
40:24Yes, right?
40:25At seven, for example,
40:26we have an hour.
40:28Yes.
40:30As if we weren't going to sleep.
40:31Yes, but...
40:33Put it on.
40:35That's it.
40:37I have...
40:39I have...
40:40I don't know.
40:41What?
40:42Twenty messages to answer.
40:43I can't do it now.
40:45That's it.
40:46Let go.
40:47But the hotel?
40:48Yes, but...
40:49But everything is going well.
40:50What am I saying?
40:53Shall we sleep?
40:54What?
40:56I love you.
40:59Everything will be fine.
41:01I swear.
41:03Well, that's it.
41:08May I?
41:09What's going on?
41:10Come in, my love.
41:13I went to Jona's room for a pyjama
41:15and I saw the console.
41:17And...
41:18I don't know how to turn this on.
41:21I have no fucking idea.
41:24I never...
41:25I'm lying.
41:26I've told you a thousand times,
41:28but I'm so bored with this machine...
41:30What machine?
41:32Come on.
41:33It doesn't work with the fucking console.
41:36What are you talking about?
41:38We'd be listening to it now.
41:51Well...
41:54Do you remember when I was little
41:56and when I lost the console?
41:58I was so angry
41:59because I thought
42:00the little people stole it.
42:02Little people?
42:04They're little people.
42:05Well, the little people of your story.
42:07They're super gifted beings.
42:09They're beings...
42:10They're a legend.
42:11What was that?
42:12It's...
42:13Well, the legend of Vera del Rey.
42:16Tell me a bit about it.
42:17Let's see.
42:19Since ancient times...
42:21That's it.
42:22...in Vera del Rey
42:23there's this legend
42:26that says that
42:28in Vera del Rey
42:30two parallel worlds coexist.
42:36One is this world.
42:38The world we know.
42:39The world we see.
42:40The world we feel.
42:42In which all the things that happen to us happen.
42:45In this world.
42:46This room.
42:49But then
42:50there's
42:52that other world.
42:56A world that nobody sees.
43:00But it's the one that makes sense to us.
43:04And thanks to that world
43:06and its inhabitants
43:08we have this light.
43:11We have this voice.
43:13We have this look.
43:16The things that happen to us happen to us.
43:20We have the houses we have.
43:26Thanks to that world
43:28and its inhabitants
43:30ours is so beautiful.
43:39I ask that world
43:42to end this nightmare.
43:55Come on, let's go to sleep.
43:57Or at least try to.
43:59Okay.
44:02Let's go to sleep.
44:06Let's see.
44:08Let's see.
44:17It's true.
44:18She has a hole.
44:26Hello.
44:27Are you drunk?
44:30I must have a hangover, I guess.
44:32How can you have a hangover
44:33the day you have to defend our son, Diego?
44:37Diego, are you in a position to defend John?
44:40He will be.
44:41This is it.
44:42Here, drink.
44:43This is a resurrection of the dead.
44:45This is something that a classmate taught me.
44:53Done.
44:54Yes, we can talk.
44:55Let's get John out of here.
44:56Let's go.
44:57We are the queen of video podcasts.
44:59I think it's time to take advantage of this.
45:02Why don't you do the show with an audience
45:04and charge for tickets?
45:06I wanted to invest in Ron's trial.
45:09And Rita doesn't think so.
45:11She only thinks about the kings of the tango.
45:13You can do it alone or with partners.
45:15Do you know who the person is
45:17who has an ideal place in the center of town?
45:21During this procedure,
45:22I will prove that any evidence
45:23that presents the accusation
45:25is false, non-existent
45:27or simply manipulated.
45:29I will prove that...
45:33Diego.
45:34It's on the right side.
45:36It's appendicitis.
45:37You have to take him to the hospital.
45:38There is a position that suits you like a ring on the finger.
45:40Where?
45:41In Ecuador.
45:42In exchange for what?
45:43Because this is not free.
45:44What do you think if tonight
45:45we have a drink, I invite you
45:47and I tell you quietly what's going on.
45:50What do you think about doing the program
45:52in a professional way?
45:53With media, charging a salary.
45:55Really?
45:56You would have to transfer them to Madrid,
45:57but well, it would be worth it, right?
45:59No, no, of course.
46:00For me, it's wonderful.
46:01I'm going to talk to Bea and Marifranja right now.
46:02No, no, no, no.
46:03Bea, don't tell them.
46:04Why?
46:05She's not included in the offer.
46:07What interests me is the generational gap.
46:10The trial is postponed
46:12until three weeks later.
46:13We can't predict
46:14how long the lawyer will be out.
46:16Isn't there any way
46:17to avoid unnecessary suffering?
46:19There is,
46:20bringing a lawyer to defend him.
46:22Myself.
46:23But...
46:24But you're a lawyer.
46:25Yes, I am.
46:26I, Romania,
46:27have a new lawyer.