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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright
00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might
00:31Yay!
00:33Oh, you're really livin', Snuffy boy
00:38Yes, sir, that's the life!
00:44Oh, Snuffy's having himself such a purty dream Oh, I sure hate to wake him
00:50But it's feedin' time, and I just gotta call them hogs
00:55Sigh, sigh, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig
01:01Mighty powerful hog callin', Louise
01:04Any hog would know it's feedin' time, when we eat
01:07Sigh, sigh, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig
01:14Sigh!
01:16What in tarnation's goin' on around here?
01:19Sigh, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig
01:22Hold on, come back here
01:24It's that cotton-pickin' Wizzy Smith callin' in my pigs
01:29Well, there's only one way to settle this, fair and square
01:34I'll just shoot him in the back when he ain't lookin'
01:39Ain't that something, how our hogs is a-multiplyin', Snuffy?
01:45Yeah, seems like there's more and more of them every day
01:49That's cause these my hogs, they got mixed in with them
01:53Well, I'll be dead burned if it ain't the Smiths
01:58Afternoon, Miss Louise, Snuffy
02:01Of course it's the Smiths
02:03Who else would be on our property?
02:05Oh, no, Snuffy
02:07Snuffy claimed me just bein' neighborly
02:09That's right, Snuffy
02:11Thought you might wanna take some air with your neighbor
02:14But I reckon I can tell when my company ain't want it
02:18I'll just amble along
02:20I just know that miserable critter is up to no good
02:24But, Snuffy, why he just loans him in each company?
02:28I'll take a walk with him
02:30But I'll take my shootin' iron to keep it friendly-like
02:34Now, fess up, Clem
02:36Why you actin' so darn friendly?
02:38It ain't natural for you
02:40Well, Snuffy, I wants to show you somethin'
02:43Look-a there, over yonder
02:46Over where?
02:47More over to yonder tree-a-piece
02:49Yeah, that's just about right
02:52Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee
02:54Ow!
02:55I shoulda knowed it
02:57Wee-ha-ha-ha-ha
02:59Ow!
03:00If it's feudin' you want, Clem
03:03Then it's feudin' you're gonna get
03:05I wants to talk to you, Snuffy
03:07This here's a flag-a-truce
03:09Y'all gotta respect it
03:11Flag-a-truce is white
03:13That's gray
03:14Now, Snuff, I just washed that out myself
03:17You sayin' I ain't sanitary?
03:19You ain't exactly Mr. Clean
03:22Let's settle this here gentleman-like
03:24How's that?
03:25That's called doodlin'
03:27First we gets back-to-back
03:29Then we goes ten paces and we turns and we fires
03:32You ready?
03:33Ready
03:34One, two, whoa!
03:36Hold everything!
03:37Huh?
03:38What now?
03:39You nearly forgot the most important part of doodlin'
03:41Ouch!
03:42Why I oughta...
03:44Now, Snuff, it ain't proper to doodle without you get slapped with a glove
03:50Now ready to count ten paces again?
03:53Ready
03:54One...
03:55Stop bein' the name of the law
03:57Who are you?
03:58I'm the deputy around here
04:00We don't stop feudin' for no one but the sheriff himself
04:03Well, I'm the sheriff, too
04:05Feudin's against the law
04:07I'm takin' y'all down to the county seat to stand trial
04:15I demands a lawyer
04:17They got Barney Google
04:19I'm a lawyer and a close friend of the judge Dubuque
04:22You're hired
04:24Where's the judge?
04:25Oh, he's right here
04:27Now let's get on with this case
04:29Who's complainin'?
04:30I is
04:31Start complainin'
04:33This here's my prize sow and I found it on Snuff's property
04:37Can you prove it?
04:38There's my mark, JT
04:41How come the brand says JT if your initials are CC?
04:45Cause I stole this here sow from Jeff Tadburn yesterday
04:49Well, that's proof enough for me
04:51You're guilty, clam-cut plug
04:53And I fine you two bags of hog feed
04:55The Smiths fed your hogs
04:57Just for that?
04:59You're as fired as my lawyer
05:01And I also run the general store
05:04Now here's your hog feed, folks
05:06And I'm puttin' it on your bill, clam
05:08Good law readin', Barney
05:10Thanks, Judge
05:11And since I also run the local booby hatch
05:14I'm gonna run you in for bein' off in your rocker
05:17What?
05:18Yeah, but I...
05:19I ain't off my rocker
05:21Honest!
05:22I'm just a little mean and honoree and...